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sky stared at stephen for a bit, mouth upturned into a dazed, loving smile. it was almost like he'd came alongside her the way he was reacting, and that made her pleased. "that was-" she paused, swallowing, running her tongue over her drying lips. she laughed breathlessly, still reeling from the experience, still trying to collect herself. "that was so good, stephie." she wished she had more words to express what happened to her. how she saw white for a while, how all she could feel and hear was him and the pleasure he was helping her achieve. it was kind of magical.
"i-" she took in a gulp of breath, arms reaching around his neck, trying to collect her scattered thoughts for his question. "i've done it before. um, but never on purpose," she explained softly, never thinking to tell him before because it was something she never sought out specifically. just a happy accident that occurred time to time. "it was always only when i was overstimulated. and then kept going." it was different this time though. it was like stephen pulled it straight from the depths it was usually hidden in. even more, he'd elongated the experience, made it more intense. so intense, in fact, that she could still taste the singe of the orgasm in her limbs, buzzing in her veins, keeping her limp under her boyfriend and her eyes half-lidded. the sight of stephen tasting her come made her twitch.
skylar kissed him, a little weak still from coming, but no less eager. there wasn't a filter anymore between her desires and her reality, so her question slips out immediately after his musing. "wanna test out if you can add your cock into your squirting resume?" she was smiling, dazed but undeniably cheeky. her words were embarrassing to even think of, something straight out of a hub video, but right then, she didn't care. it felt like the best question to ask, even. too giddy from the pleasure she'd experienced and too greedy for more of her boyfriend. even if her hands shook slightly, even if the slightest stimulation to her cunt had her flinching, even if she could still feel her arms shake slightly. she wanted to keep pushing, wanted to learn more with stephen, wanted to see how far they could go.
stephen ignored the ache in his hand that yelled at him to stop, feeling the familiar clenching of pussy walls, tight all around him. with all the frenzied begging and body trembling underneath, it was no wonder her climax was nearing. he couldn't stop now. she was so close, he could nearly taste it. sliding his fingers just a little deeper, he worked tirelessly to bring his girlfriend to the breaking point, egging her on with dirty words and loving praise, and then — something peculiar happened. gushes of fluid covered him as he prompted an orgasm that was like no other. it wasn't grand like the movies, but the spatter was still impactful, some landing on his forearm, her thighs, and the bed below. his sheets definitely needed a deep cleaning soon after this, the wetness more widespread than expected. he had no desire to sleep in the wet zone that evening. he couldn't remember out the name in the moment, but his jaw-slacked, moaning all the same as he kissed alongside her neck as she rode out her high, over the moon to see her cum so hard for him.
"oh my god." that was a first. not just with skylar, but with anybody stephen ever had the pleasure of being with. he’d never made anyone squirt before. and if he was able to do so, unintentionally at that, with her, who knew what other magical sex powers he possessed? that thought alone allowed an impressed chuckle to spill from him once the tide passed over, the skies cleared and a somewhat sheepish smile returned to his face at the sound of even breathing. he swore he could even hear bird chirping outside his window in the heart of winter. “just.. wow." he chuckled breathlessly once more. "well, i’d say that’s a new experience for both of us.” he continued to stroke her gently, experimentally flexing his sore fingers before rubbing lazy circles around her oversensitive clit. "how did you you—" he began to ask, the rush of emotions kicking in, overwhelmed and giddy. "did you know you could do that?" his voice dropped to a whisper, his intrigue on the secret of this incredible ability piqued. if she had possessed such a skill all along and had kept it hidden, it would feel like a betrayal, a secret kept too long between them. this was vital information, the kind that demanded to be shared with everyone, far and wide. it was like discovering a party trick that would spark endless awe and applause, and here he was—stephen!—the lucky sole witness to this enchanting moment, caught in the thrill of it all.
collecting some of the pooling between her legs, he brought wet fingers to his lips, tasting her sweet nectar with great satisfaction. “seems i have a new skill to add to my resume,” stephen mused, a smirk slowly spreading across his face, his chest swelling with pride. he wondered whether sky could replicate that remarkable feat or if he possessed the ability to evoke it from her just with his fingers.
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Real height difference from my silly to my mutual's/bestie's/pookie's silly.
@cult-rangoons
Also hi I haven't posted in a hot minute lmao.
#yappercentral#spoofart#funnie#cultrangoonsart#cultrangoc chris#sillie#yall. do you understand how massive Spoof is?#like do you REALLY UNDERSTAND??#she is absolutely DISPROPORTIONATE in comparison to a “normal” human being#normal in quotations because Chris isnt normal#shes absolutely massive yall#shes literally an ALIEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!?#her hands can wrap around his entire SKULL!#her feet alone are the size of his BOOTS!#HIS BOOTS!!!#shes literally a beast#shes a threat#she will maul you!!! she can!! she'll do it!!!#shes like a real life cartoon character if you ever saw her shes absolutely uncanny and unnatural!#my oc#my oc art#featuring sillie#i love my sillies muah muah#mwah!! i love my sillies!#i love my besties sillie!!! ough! i love him! and i hate him!! but not really! but really!! ough!#i wish chris was real 😔#i wish aliens were real 😔#anyway this is just a small morsel to keep the 3 people who care about my ocs alive.#i have more art i promise.#expect a post soon about another sillie you havent heard of!
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i Need to draw more clemviminnie shit but how am i supposed to do that when minnie only exists alongside them for 2 episodes then dies
#its why i alive her for some post s4 stuff just so i have more to work with 😔#but i dont Love doing that....she sealed her fate..she was lost in the sauce...#but theres so much there..............#the way minnie was concerned for vi while betrayed!vi and clem were fighting in the cell she def still had feelings...#they still wouldve been dating if she was never taken like......#ITS SO MESSY I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like while i Do think there was some tension in their relationship somewhere bc that line in the woods didnt come from nowhere#no matter how changed she was by the delta that sentiment had to come from somewhere. maybe she could just never say it#but idk if they wouldve broken up over it and there was no reason for violets feelings to change either. she just grieved her 'death'#vi says the real minnie is gone and that she'll do what she has to to keep everyone else safe but like....#theres no way shes not still conflicted on some level like you can see it on the boat she cant leave her. esp since she kinda blames hersel#minnie being clems dark reflection but clem is minnies reflection just as much (obvs) the tension is palpable between them#clem being the part of herself that she killed when she killed sophie...the symbolism of killing your own twin...#and how much does clem remind her of sophie too like whos clem Really mirroring here#THERES SO MUCH MEAT THAT IM CHEWING ON THIS IS A GRAND MEAL#and i cant fucking do anything about it 😭 seriously how do i work within these constraints#there isnt even a 2 week jump like there is in ep2 theres no unaccounted for time in eps 3 and 4 ITS KILLING ME#i bet in a betrayed!vi route minnie was glad to see her when they made it to the boat. and vi feeling betrayed by clem was a perfect target#totally susceptible. minnie gets in her head that its safer to give in instead of fighting back... and now theyre together again...#vi betrayed by clem falling right back into minnies arms OOF girl get away she is Fucked Up..theyre both fucked up 😭 clem u broke her#betrayed!vis reaction to hearing minnies confession about sophie..girl must have been so emotionally fucked in that cell#mmm toxic yuri mmmmm :)#god clemvi really has it all..............................................#why would i need anything else...when clemvi is here#twdg#it speaks#still cant believe my fave girlie really got it all :)
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Watching Ninjago with my mom and she asked who the girl robot inside of Zane's head was so I told her the full story.
Then she said, "So, do the others know he downloaded her into his head or do they just think he's crazy?"💀
Like Imagine😭
Zane: PIXAL can you spot any obstacles?
Jay: Is anyone gonna talk to him about that?
Cole: He just needs some time to grieve😔
Zane: *Chatting to PIXAL*
Lloyd: This is starting to become a problem...
Jay: Cole, you go deal with it.
Cole: Why me?
Kai: You're our mental support
Cole: Ugg
Cole: Hey buddy... Whatcha laughing about?
Zane: Oh, Cole! PIXAL just made the funniest joke about the bounty's wiring!
Cole: Sure buddy. Listen, you know Pixal isn't actually here, right?
Zane: Sure she is. She's a part of me.
Cole: Yeah, she'll always be a part of you.
Cole: *Puts his hand on Zane's shoulder and nods his head in commiseration*
Zane: Right. Cause she's in my head.
Cole: Okay bud, It's great that you wanna keep her memory alive but-
Zane: She is alive.
Cole: ...
Cole: Okay.
Cole, to others: I tried.
#ninjago#cole brookstone#jay walker#zane julien#pixal borg#pixane#ninja pixane#lloyd garmadon#ninjago cole#ninjago jay#kai jiang#kai smith#ninjago kai#ninjago lloyd
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who are the top ten pussy eaters from ptn, hsr and genshin all together in your opinion? :3c not really a request but it would be nice if you wrote something dedicated to the first and the second places in the ranking *wink-wink*
well i already know who's in first place........ this one's for you @sinful-lanterns 🫡🫡🫡
VORACITY || multifandom x reader [NSFT][MDNI]
cw. cunnilingus, overstimulation, dacryphilia, squirting, edging, bondage
notes. the little 'excerpts' aren't very long, sorry anon 😭😭😭 alas i am not creative enough to come up with that many different ways to describe eating pussy 😔😔😔 hope u will enjoy <33
1ST PLACE: CABERNET FRANC
Do I even need to elaborate. This woman uses her tongue for a living, she'll be good at using it at the dinner table and between your legs (not that there's much of a difference to her).
She's tasted a lot of good things in her life. Meals made by the finest chefs in the world, and when her Sinner abilities awakened, she tasted souls themselves. But even then, nothing can compare to the taste of your slick on her tongue as she laps it up right from the source.
Cabernet's got her hands on your thighs, her grip hard enough to bruise, keeping them spread open for her to put her entire mouth on your twitching cunt. She alternates between sucking on your clit and plunging her tongue into your hole with ridiculous speed, and she doesn't stop until you're halfway passed out and oversensitive to even the slightest sensation.
You writhe on the bed as Cabernet brings you to your nth orgasm of the night, with nothing but her tongue. Your brain is foggy with pleasure, and you're sure most of it has melted and dripped out of your pussy as cum at this point, but you retain the slightest bit of coherent thought to wonder if Cabernet's knees hurt. Surely they must—she's been at this for hours.
But they do, Cabernet gives no indication, or she simply does not care. Her fiery red hair is a mess from you tangling your fingers in them, spilling like fire across your trembling thighs as Cabernet keeps her mouth firmly on your cunt. Her tongue ruthlessly plunges in and out of your dripping hole, a wet patch having formed on the bed from the times she's made you cum.
"P-please," you slur out hoarsely, hips twitching with each lick. "'S too much, 's too much, can't anymore—"
Cabernet only hums, the vibrations traveling right to your clit and making you sob. She pointedly ignores your whimpers and continues what she's doing, determined to wring yet another orgasm from you.
And fuck, she just might.
The coil in your belly is winding impossibly tight, and you squirm in her iron grip, tears spilling from your eyes now as your entire body feels like a live fucking wire. "C-Cabernet, wait, 'm gonna make a mess—"
"Go ahead," Cabernet croons against your cunt, warm breath fanning over your overstimulated nerves. "Give it all to me."
Her lips find your clit and suck hard, and you cum with a wail and an arch of your back, squirt spilling from your cunt and into her waiting, hungry mouth. Some of it splashes onto her neck and chest, and Cabernet's eyes go half-lidded with desire before she pulls back and you fall back onto the bed, gasping for air as Cabernet climbs over you, licking her lips.
"Simply delectable, my dear."
2ND PLACE: RAIDEN EI & NAVIA CASPAR
NOW BEFORE YOU YELL AT ME FOR PUTTING A TIE, HEAR ME OUT !!
These two are both fiends for sweet things. Absolute little devils for a sugar rush. And you know what they find the sweetest in the entire god damn world? Your pretty pussy of course.
They simply go a little feral between your legs, nosing into you and trying to prod their tongue into your cunt to coax more of your sweetness into their mouth. By the time you push their heads away from your overstimulated pussy, their entire lower face is shiny with slick, some of it even dripping down their neck.
"B-Babe, wait—"
Your words are cut off as she throws your legs over her shoulders, one hand on your thigh, and the other slung across your pelvis to forcibly hold you down. She pushes her face against your cunt, kissing and sucking at your clit, the wet sounds echoing throughout the room.
You arch your back, fingers digging into the sheets as she devours you. You're vaguely aware of her hips rutting against the bed too, her own core burning with need as she eats you out like a woman starved. You release the sheets and tangle a hand in her hair, fingers winding tight enough to tug at her scalp and she moans.
When she looks up at you, her eyes are glazed over, utterly drunk on your pussy. Her lower face is a mess, but she doesn't seem to mind, not as she dives right back in to prod her tongue into your needy hole and you shudder at the sensation, pleasure dancing up your spine like a lightning bolt.
You aren't walking away from this bed for the next few hours, that's for sure.
3RD PLACE: KAFKA
We all knew Kafka would be making this list.
Kafka is a little different from the other two rankings because while she has impeccable technique she doesn't get particularly pussydrunk like Cabernet, Ei or Navia.
So she'll edge you for hours with nothing but her lips and tongue, until you feel like even her just blowing on your clit would have you cumming with a cry.
Kafka is so mean.
You knew this when getting into bed with her, but it didn't really sink in until now, where she's had you tied up for the better half of an hour, your ankles anchored to each corner of the bedpost by maroon ropes, and your wrists bound above your head—all while she laps and kitten licks at your pussy, purposefully avoiding giving you too much stimulation.
Just enough to drive you crazy, but not enough to get you off.
You look down at her between your legs with a whine, need pulsing like a second heart throughout your body as you look into her eyes, dark with desire. She maintains that brutal eye contact with you as she licks a long, slow stripe up your cunt, from your hole to your clit, and you whimper.
The sound makes Kafka grin, and she brings a finger to her lips, wiping your slick off. She rubs her two fingers together, then spreads them in a v-shape, and marvels at the sticky, gossamer string connecting them.
"So pretty, doll," Kafka says, her voice a low, dangerous croon. Her hand rests on your thigh, and you tremble as she leans down and breathes ever so softly on your wetness.
"But you can hold out a little longer, right?"
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Shenhe, Mantis, Stelle and Rahu are all eager, but can be a little sloppy. It's okay though, with enough guidance they'll have you seeing stars soon enough.
Raven runs her mouth a lot, so naturally she'll be good at using it for other purposes too.
Angell gives me incredible cat vibes, and since cats have very dexterous tongues... well, you see where I'm going with this.
#sev.responses#sev.writes#[nsft]#cabernet x reader#navia x reader#raiden ei x reader#kafka x reader#cabernet smut#navia smut#raiden ei smut#kafka smut#ptn#hsr#genshin#angey two of your women are on here LMAO#it wasnt intentional believe it or not#anywho hope u agree with the listings anon LOL
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Valeria Garza NSFW headcanons.
This was made with fem readers in mind.
Also quick note, I apologize in advance if this isn't as detailed as my headcanons on some other characters. It was definitely harder for me to come up w/ stuff for Val, especially bc girlie is nowhere near one of my favorites (I'm sorry 😔) but what better way to expand on writing then doing headcanons of characters you rarely think about? So, without further ado, I hope you enjoy!
(I completely understand that this type of content is not everyone's cup of tea, and that's ok! But, please scroll and ignore if this type of content isn't your thing as opposed to leaving any sort of negative comments.)
NSFW under the cut.
-THE brat tamer.
-Absolutely will not take your shit if you disobey her in any way, shape or form.
-"What did you just say to me? Do you have any idea who you're talking to?"
-Gets this look of absolute disbelief on her face if you dare to act like a brat, then her eyes turn dark and she's suddenly dragging you to bed.
-"I'm the woman who decides whether or not you get to cum every night, querida. And if you're gonna keep acting like a fucking brat, then it looks like you won't get to cum for the rest of the week."
-Her favorite forms of punishment include anything to do with orgasms. Whether it be edging you, overstimulating you or even denying you the right to cum entirely, she loves making you squirm and beg to release.
-Shakes her head and clicks her tongue, as if you begging to cum is the most ridiculous thing she's ever heard after you've misbehaved.
-"Oh, so now you're sorry? Chica, a sorry isn't going to cut it. I warned you about acting like a little brat, but you didn't listen. You never fucking listen to me."
-Proceeds to lecture you and switch between degrading you in English and Spanish as she either forces a strap down your throat or harshly plays with your clit.
-"Perra estúpida. Never listening to me and then acting surprised when I don't let you cum."
-Will also partake in bondage, cuffing up your wrists to the headboard before she runs a vibrator painfully slow over your pussy.
-As rough as she is when it comes to sex, if you're genuinely feeling upset about something, her gaze will turn more sympathetic (which she refuses to show to anyone besides you.)
-"What? What's wrong, amor?"
-And you're welcome to tell her about all of your troubles while she gently eats you out.
-Probably has multiple straps. Prefers buying the thickest one possible but she does have one that's much longer for when you really piss her off.
-Is very willing to spoil you with new sex toys and lingerie. Anything to make her pretty girl happy.
-Also, I feel like she'd switch between wanting to see you touch yourself and not letting you at all.
-When she's not there with you, she probably encourages you to masterbate and send her tons of videos of you doing so.
-But, if she's actually there and catches you touching yourself, it won't be pretty.
-"Oh, can I not satisfy you enough anymore? Is that it?"
-Then she fingers you so well your legs are shaking as she rants.
-"Look at you, cumming just from my fingers. What a slut."
-"And you really thought you could make yourself cum the same way I do? No, no, estás loca por pensar eso, querida."
-She wants anything sexual to be completely dependent on either her or toys she picks out for you.
-In other words, very dominant.
-In other other words, if you ever asked or God forbid tried to make her submit, you're a dead woman.
-"Thats it. You're getting too fucking bratty for your own good. Get over my Goddamn lap right now if you know what's good for you."
-And when you are on her lap, she'll switch between spanking your ass and spanking your pussy.
-Leaves hickeys on the most visible spots on purpose.
-Smirks when you get all shy about it, gently brushing your hair away as she chuckles.
-"Don't worry, amor. I won't make the marks too visible."
-But then she does, so she buys you the prettiest necklace with her name engraved on it as an apology, and another reminder of who you belong you.
-Some translations for the Spanish stuff, chica = girl, querida = darling, perra estúpida = stupid bitch, amor = love and "no, no, estás loca por pensar eso, querida" = no, no, you're crazy for thinking that, darling.
(Also I apologize if anything in Spanish is incorrect, online translators can only get you so far 😕)
Look at me go, writing about a character I don't even like and am not even attracted to because I'm straighter than a wooden ruler 🙃
This was honestly fun to write though! Valeria takes up like 0% of my thinking space, so coming up w/ headcanons for her when I barely remember she exists nor am attracted to her at all was a bit more challenging. Hoping y'all enjoyed this!
Rudy NSFW headcanons r coming up next, so be sure to lookout for those in the near future 🤭
#valeria garza x reader#valeria garza x fem!reader#valeria garza cod#valeria garza#valeria cod#valeria call of duty#valeria garza x you#valeria x reader#valeria mw2#cod smut#cod x reader#call of duty#valeria headcanons#headcanon#nsfw.#i'm a disappointment to my parents
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Hiii baby! Can I request Jinx, Cait and if you do Maddie (all separately) w/ a gf who is dose very crafty/homemade makeovers?
Hear me out- why spend money on a cut & color, new piercing, nails ect when your hg can do it for you herself?? (I just grew up poor and had to learn😭😭)
Jinx, Caitlyn, & Maddie with a crafty girlfriend headcanons!!
a/n: omg its so nice that you rose up & learned em😭 such a fun request! this one is written before act 3
I didn't proofread or edit so please feel free to point out anything that's bothering you 😭
also this might be ooc.... im so sorry if it is😔
Let's go and start with ...
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Jinx
Jinx has an established style with her neon painted nails, twin braids, inventions, and everything in her possession. An endearing fashion sense, even if some think it looks ridiculous lmaooo
With Jinx being an artisan and artist herself, you both find being creative a common ground in your relationship!
Makeovers anytime, anywhere. No need to find professionals when you have your girlfriend right here! It's a give and take relationship for sure. I imagine it'd be so fun and full of laughs 😩
Also I think you guys will inspire each other back and forth lolol
Having an art block and you don't like it? Ask the other for help!
And if you're both having art blocks? Well, Jinx will take you out on vastly different spots until you find what you're looking for. It's a great way to bond, and sightseeing is nice (´ε` )
When you're exploring new styles, and you aren't doing it on Jinx, she would love to simply watch you work. It has some sort of calming effect on her, especially if you're rambling while doing it.
If she sees something of your art that she likes, she might just copy you in her style! Kind of like how Jinx did that makeup when she was in Vi's apartment or something
Although don't be surprised if you wake up and see your face horrendously painted in the morning 😔
You can't even revenge because she sleeps with one eye open, I fear
☄️
Caitlyn
MAN. I feel like you'd have to beg Caitlyn for even the simplest makeovers. She looks so plain rn (in the style way) or am I just blind 😭
You suppose it makes sense. She looks so perfect and you keep giving compliments. Like, why is she so pretty?? There's just so many possibilities you can do with her appearance!!
But, sadly, she doesn't let you give her makeovers much. Not that she doesn't like your work, she respects it and adores it, but arts isn't exactly her thing.
I think make-up of any kind would probably feel uncomfortable for her. Plus it would be a hassle to remove it, she would say.
What you can do is give her hair a trim. A perfect line, as much as possible. She comes to you when her hair feels longer, or more damaged, than usual. Granted, it can be boring, but you're just glad you're doing something for her.
Another thing is that you can choose outfits for her. You can doll her up anytime as long as you don't take too long picking combinations!
If she has time, she'll probably let you paint her nails. Make sure she doesn't regret it, or else she might never let you again.
She'd buy anything you want, by the way. Money isn't a problem for her. So you technically have unlimited supplies, thank goodness, 'cause sometimes they can be so expensive.
You jokingly tell her that even if you break up, if she ever changes her mind about getting something, she'll come to you. Absolute dibs on Caitlyn!!
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Maddie
I feel like Maddie has never really delved into bodily artworks, since she spent most of her time studying about laws and stuff.
Like,, do we agree on the motion that she cut her hair so she doesn't have to deal with it 😭 Less weight during missions too
So when her amazing girlfriend happens to be passionate about creatives? Oh, boy, she's going to be filled with curiosity.
She'll allow you to do anything you want to her, as long as it isn't permanent. In fact, she's super enthusiastic about it, always trusting the process and seeing the result.
You're so creative that it's impressive!! Even if it isn't your best work, she always finds a way to praise you 😭
She'd love to watch you work as well, but she's not exactly the quiet type 🥲
Expect a whole bunch of questions. "What's that for?" "Why are you putting that?" "Ooh, that technique looks complicated. How—"
One of your quality time is definitely you trying to teach her new things. Let her paint your nails, do your hair, and anything that can make you both happy.
If you make clips or whatnot, you definitely try to overload her fluffy hair with decoration. You try different hairstyles possible with that length of hers.
Sometimes, you catch her playing around with your make-up alone. It almost always ends with you fixing it up for her 😭
you, showing your new haircut (it looks horrible): yoooo isn't this so rizzing
jinx: hell yeah
caitlyn: you are not going out like that. go get your unnecessary amount of hair extensions and choose from there
maddie: hell yeah
#yanyan headcanons#arcane x reader#jinx x reader#caitlyn x reader#maddie x reader#jinx arcane#caitlyn arcane#maddie arcane#arcane headcanon#arcane imagines#female reader
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MCYT with a reader who would literally get into a fist fight for them?? Literally, if someone even looks at them wrong reader will throw hands. It's literally that meme (Random person) "GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH" (MCYT) "it don't bite" "YES IT FUCKIN DO-" I'm sorry I'm feeling silly 😔
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS PROMPT AND THE REFERENCE TO THIS MEME LMFAOOO OH MY LORD BSHWJRHEJJAJW ; very vine oriented so I apologize. you threw me into a loop referencing that
MCYT ; "anytime, anywhere, I'd beat a bitches ass for you"
includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, slimecicle, quackity, & foolish gamers
warnings ; language, talk of blood/injuries, physical fighting, vine cringe because I got very carried away and you can tell
masterlist
TOMMYINNIT
he was one of those kids in high school that made light offensive jokes but would never fight anyone over anything, he's not a violent person at all other than in his jokes
but God forbid some random person look at you two weird in public, you're on their ass
you're more offended that they were judging Tommy at all, you couldn't care that they were judging you
"sorry, do you have a problem?" You squint your eyes at the person, "me and my boyfriend are just trying to shop and you keep following us around and staring, like, can I help you?"
just a teenage Karen
yall do take it outside when the motherfucker follows you out and begins to record you
you beat this fuckers ass to a PULP
Tommy's just holding the few bags of stuff you'd purchased staring down, jaw on the fucking floor like "Oh my God wtf do I do"
he had the vlog camera on so he kinda got it all on video before he pulled you away from the person
yall sprinted the hell away bc the security guards were running towards yall 😭😭
#neveridentified
#the person admitted guilt anyways and said they were planning to hurt you so no point in trying to track yall down for self defense
#i barely know the law shush
RANBOO
they just kind of accepted that you were like this
"I do not endorse violence unless you are y/n. I can't make them un-violent. I have tried, they're a vicious guard dog now"
hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla when you enter the building
yk the free style dance teacher vine? that'll be ranboo out in public and someone will stare at them all weird and you'll glare back
"walk away, walk away" you mumble, watching the person hurrily walk away as they see you like glaring daggers into their skull
your dynamic is the one vine that's like "Oh can I have a sip of your water?" and "It's not water or vodka, it's vinegar" "bitch what"
then you'll go make angsty edge lord posts to the one bojack horseman audio "I'm not a violent dog" and insert a clip of you beating the shit out of someone in high school
FREDDIE BADLINU
you post the "look at all those chickens" vine on your Twitter everytime you see a hate comment made for one of you
you love instigating fights w people online it's the funniest fucking thing
if you don't know how to reply to some dumbass edgelord response you'll just spam the guacamole vine until they shut up
"wait, why does y/n have so many soaps?"
"MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUISNESS DAVID"
Freddie's response to your violence is usually the saxophone seal vine. he genuinely laughs everytime he sees you fighting w someone online
sometimes you'll stream it while you wait for a response and while you're fighting online trolls who've been brainwashed by Twitter
"You're gay?!?!?!?11??11"
insert the "ms keisha dead" vine and the battle is over idk what to say
fight fire with fire I guess
NIKI NIHACHU
she hates yet loves that you'd fight ppl for her
oh, someone treated her wrong? you'll be trending on Twitter for fighting the person
#y/u/n will literally be at number 1 for a week
people edit the fight too
she appreciates it though, even though she doesn't exactly like to promote violence, she'll accept it from you
"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just a little... nervous around people sometimes"
"nervous? girl that mf is SNARLING at me"
you'll see a post that's like "me when someone tries to start shit w my s/o" and reply with the "hahaha I do that" vine
when I tell you she CACKLES reading online fights with people 😭🙏
CHARLIE SLIMECICLE
"get the F off my yard!" proceeds to have to drag you away from situations where someone's actin a little funny in a /neg way
he genuinely thinks you fighting people for him is funny
he'll tell the stories on stream and to his friends like "dude they fucked this guy up, I honestly feel bad for laughing"
honestly most the time it's people victimizing themselves
like that one meme where the lady very obviously and fakely falls over that bench on LIVE TELEVISION.
he's your biggest supporter
he's the old guy from that one vine of the kid singing "Oh wait a minute mister postman" and he does the whole ass high note
"here's y/n fighting someone for idk what because they're talking to the police 😋"
you're a problem at this point
QUACKITY
you've physically fought so many wild racists for him it's crazy
he'll gladly cheer you on
"AHHHH COME GET YO DOG BRO HELP"
"Oh it don't bite"
you proceed to bite the bitch
online fights are usually responded w the purple teletubby twerking meme
"L don't be a weak ass racist pussy next time"
you fight Logan Paul for some reason??? Twitter drama mostly
don't worry quackitys there to watch
17-3 don't worry... ehehehrhahahha
when he tells you that you need to stop instigating fights you send him the "They ask you how you are but you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine" meme BAHDNHAHA
FOOLISH GAMERS
"YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE? IM OUTTA HERE" vine in a nutshell with you two. I can't explain this but it makes sense I swear
"whatd you do to your eyebrows?" meme except its "Whyd you fight that person!?" "I don't really know!"
Twitter fights are like "and they were roommates!" "ohmygodtheywereroomates" I swear to fucking god
you love instigating shit with Twitter trolls
when you stand up for him/reply to edgelord haters for him he replies with the "country boy I love youuuuuuu" vine
"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY!" vine with the law and order intro is literallt how physical fights go
let's just say some stalker edgelords tracked you guys down at the streamer awards...
HE AND PUNZ GENUINLEY CHEER YOU ON
here you go trending on Twitter again
#lowkeyrobin#mcyt x reader#mcyt preferences#mcyt oneshot#tommyinnit x reader#quackity x reader#ranboo x reader#badlinu x reader#freddie badlinu x reader#niki nihachu x reader#nihachu x reader#foolish gamers x reader#charlie slimecicle x reader#slimecicle x reader#gn reader#gender neutral reader
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dom sakura catching you masturbate even though she told you not to😔🫸🏼🫷🏼
mommy kkura??? 😳
perhaps... i would be able to finish this fic in a week... 😫
i feel like it turned out a bit like the first part is narration and then its just dialogue idk 😭
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“Disobedience”
dom Sakura Miyawaki x sub female reader
Smut
Dirty talk
Making out
Masturbation
Fingering
Scissoring
Pussy humping? i think thats what its called...
Pet names
aiaiai im ur little butterfly
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"I told you I'd be back in a few hours, you really couldn't wait, mm?"
"You decided to leave... I couldn't wait..."
"Well, princess, don't you want to be my good girl and behave? From what I've seen, you probably don't. It rather seems like you'd like to be punished instead."
A whine escaped your lips as Sakura fully takes off your underwear and she hovers above you, planting a kiss on your nose.
"So you think that your fingers can pleasure you more than mine? How about we do a little competition, mm?"
"What are you talking about..."
"Y/N, Y/N, Y/N... Always so ‘innocent’..."
She guides your hand to your soaked pussy, curling your fingers to enter yourself. You whine at the familiar feeling, instinctively fingering yourself without needing to be told.
"Let's see how hard you can make yourself cum."
Sakura leaves your ear, kissing the lower part of your jawline to your neck, already nipping on the soft skin. Her teeth graze your dough-like flesh, the sweetness of it makes her tongue addicted to your taste. She doesn't leave marks however.
On your side, you were only breathing heavily, your head melting in the pillow behind you with your shirt already stained in sweat. Your fingers stretched you further and further as you fucked yourself slowly, your eyes closed and your other hand pulling up Sakura's shirt, roaming on her bare back. The wetness and tightness of your cunt could have never been so inviting and warm, and it made you feel like you could finger yourself forever.
Sakura was satisfied with how soaked your neck was and now, she felt the need to soak something else. Feeling your pace starting to quicken, she smirks, leaning down to kiss your lips. She was craving them the whole day, barely thinking about anything else but kissing them and holding them between her teeth, licking them with her tongue.
Speaking of tongues, she quickly found yours, sucking on it and swirling her tongue around it as her hand held the side of your head, pulling you up. It was your favorite kiss from Sakura; fast, rough, purely filthy. You could tell she was enjoying it by the way her body was twitching and how she was trying to rub her thighs together.
Kiss after kiss even wetter than the last, your cheeks grew red at how dirty both of you were being. She ran her hand on your stomach, all the way down to your clit, pressing down on it before rolling it between her fingers. Her mouth was filled and echoed with your muffled moans, her fingers doing an excellent job making your nipples harden and your cunt tighten.
Sakura gently pushes your hand a bit to the side, making space for hers as she slides a third finger inside your cunt; her middle finger, leaving you speechless and breathless.
"Ugh, too much... Fuck..."
"Mm... Shhh..."
She keeps her mouth locked to yours, chuckling as you pull your fingers out and smear your slick on her abs. She doesn't say anything, nor you, but you both smile against each other's lips for a moan to slip off your tongue as Sakura uses this opportunity to shove two of her fingers inside you, pumping in and out of you with neverending kisses.
She smiles wider when you spread your legs further, implicitly begging her to fuck you deeper. Being the caring girlfriend she was, of course she'll know what you want and of course she'll give it to you. Her slender fingers slam deeper and faster inside you and you literally couldn't keep your mouth shut. She stops trying to kiss you because your mouth was widely opened, moans and curses coming out of it every single second.
She crawls back slightly to take a look at your pussy, her free hand holding your ass up as she fingers you mercilessly. In, out, in, out, over and over again nonstop, and finally, you cum, soaking her fingers completely, and when you were ready, she pulled out.
"My, my, looks like you didn't want to see how big the difference between you trying to make yourself cum and how easily and hard I can make you cum is, am I right, baby~?"
You smile lazily, catching your breath as you could feel your cunt clench around nothing at that statement.
"Maybe..."
By the time you open your eyes, Sakura is already half naked; wiggling her ass as she sits before you, grabbing both your thighs and pulling you towards her in one go, your pussy slamming against hers in a loud, wet slap.
"Wow, you really weren't lying when you said you were that wet, right, love? I bet you love it too."
Not waiting for an answer, she already starts grinding against your pussy, wet squelching sounds filling your ears. You arch your back, holding the pillows behind you with all your might as you grind back against your girlfriend's pussy, your head spinning with delicious desire.
She groans, annoyed, holding the hem of your shirt and throwing it up, getting it out of the way as the fabric was tickling her thigh. She runs her soaked fingers from earlier on your stomach, holding your thigh with her other hand. The coldness of your cum on your stomach makes you whine and tug harder on the pillows.
"You're so wet, baby. I don't even need to cum to soak my pussy."
Her ass cheeks were squeezing yours with every grind, your slick sticking everywhere in the area where both your bodies were connected. She uses her fingers to separate her and your pussy lips, leaving enough space for your clits to rub against one another freely.
"Fuck... Fuck..."
"Mm~? What's wrong, baby? Want to say something?"
Your legs twitch and tremble and she could only giggle at the effect she had on you. Without warning, you cum with a loud moan, making her moves stutter for a moment before she very swiftly changes positions, hovering above you again and humping your pussy through your orgasm.
"Ah! Ah! Sakura! I-I'm- Aah~!"
"Come on, sweetheart, you're not the only one who gets to cum~"
Your cunt keeps flooding out cum like a waterfall, emptying itself completely. Sakura lays down on you, and by peeking over her shoulder, you could see how desperate she was for release by how hard she was humping you, her ass bouncing up and down and always jiggling.
"I'm... I'm gonna cum..."
"Again, huh~? Cum with me..."
Your hands fly to her ass, squeezing her ass cheeks as you grind her forcefully against your pussy, feeling your cunt readying itself for another launch of rivers of cum.
"Fuck- I'm g-gonna cum! I'm cumming!"
"Sakura... Oh my goodness...!"
Your mind goes blank for a minute and all you could feel was cum dripping down your pussy lips and ass, and a trembling woman on top of you.
"Mm..."
Hums and giggles of satisfaction leave your girlfriend while you pass out on the bed, completely boneless.
"Sleep well, love."
In the end, it was true; only Sakura can make you gush out endless floods of cum.
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and here i am gushing floods of cum SAKURA WHERE ARE YOU
#sakura miyawaki#sakura miyawaki x reader#sakura x reader#le sserafim smut#sakura smut#smut#sakura miyawaki smut#kpop smut#sakura#le sserafim sakura smut#sakura miyawaki x female reader
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GP! Yujin "accidentally" (girl never wears condoms who we kidding) knocking you up 🙊 now you have to tell her about being a possible baby daddy🤭 what if I say she might be into it🤔👀 like her thoughts drift to you walking around carrying HER kid for the next few months. 🤭She's possessive your honor😊 honestly her reaction is totally up to you
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oddly enough i enjoyed writing this ask but mostly bcs it's on the softer side lmao 😭 might be the only time i indulge in something involving pregnancy but who knows! baby daddy yuj was just something i could NOTTTT pass up 😳
[cw: pregnancy!, lactation kink.]
oh my god she would be flabbergasted??? 😭 yujinnie likes to tell you that she'll give you babies whenever the two of you fuck but 78% of the time she doesn't mean it!! 😣 so one day when you sit her down and tell her you're pregnant and that you have absolutely no plans to 'get rid' of the baby... well, yujin was literally speechless 😭 but she wouldn't hate it... in fact seeing you so confident about your decision to keep her child really helped her come to her own conclusion about this whole situation herself! you best believe she'll raise tf outta that baby with you 😤💕
anw back to the nasty stuff—yk how turned on yujin would be afterwards?? just staring at you while you go about your day... her boner situation so fucking bad bcs she can't stop thinking about the night she put that baby inside you... and you don't even have your little bump yet but she acts like you do!! she's always caressing your stomach while making out, makes sure to plant the sweetest kisses on it before she goes down on you too! :3
every time she's staring she's so desperate to knock you up again that she just wants to bend you over and fuck you but she gets kinda afraid?? 😭 yujinnie doesn't want to hurt you or the baby so she refrains from doing anything too crazy... but then you'd tell her that you'll both be careful so that none of you three will get hurt and suddenly she's back to being a huge fucking pervert! oh and don't even get met started on how she acts when your tits start leaking... lord.
yujin would have you sat on her lap all the time, your shirt off and perky nipples on her mouth,,, yujin has no problem getting messy with it too!! sucking on your nipples like she’s the baby 😭😭😭 makes a joke about your tits drying up by the time the kid gets here bcs she really does get addicted to them! 😵💫 sometimes it gets annoying how she just wants to touch you all the time but most of your anger comes from the mood swings 😭😭 all yujin has to do is kiss you and pull you around for a dance with fun music playing in the background and you’ll be fine! 🥰
about the possessive thing… well yes! 😵💫 yujin also gets overprotective to the point it becomes something the two of you argue about… 😭 daddy will be nagging at you a lot but that’s bcs she’s only concerned about you and the kid!! most of the time you can’t even get mad at her bcs yujin’s just being a good daddy mommy 🥺 see, she’s usually so haughty and reckless but getting you pregnant would definitely bring out a sweeter side of yujin that you’ll fall in love w her all over again 😔💕
okay now she really needs to breed me—[SIRENS BLARING]
#🧇 anon#ive smut#ive x reader#ive imagines#ive x fem reader#ahn yujin smut#ahn yujin x reader#ahn yujin x fem reader#ahn yujin imagines#yujin smut#yujin x fem reader#yujin imagines#yujin x reader#g!p idol#g!p ive#g!p ahn yujin#g!p yujin#girl group smut#girl group imagines#girl group x fem reader#girl group x reader
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HAHA YES IT IS i forgor to add my emoji on that ask 😔
Nah but imagine giving Arle a blow under her desk while she’s talking to smn 🤭
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EVERYONE, BEHOLD!!! an ancient anon... an anon of legend from years ago...
oh, tell us, great one. how has thee fared? your return has been long awaited.
also, word. let's do it.
𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘬
dom!transfem arle x sub!fem reader
warnings: smut (mdni), wlw content, transfem!arle, throatfucking, exhibitionism (since her underling is there and he probably knows)
her expression remained calm, irritatingly so. she seemed unphased, even with your throat wrapped around her swollen length.
she carried on with her meeting, one of her underlings standing across from her, reporting in a slightly shaky tone.
he was nervous, that's for sure, though-
your eyes widened, barely restraining yourself from choking when she shifts in her seat, her cock sliding deeper into your throat.
the man has heard you, you're sure of it, though his slight pause has her nail tapping her desk. "continue, i don't have all day." she orders.
you hear him stiffen, boots scuffing the wood as he hurries through his report. her hand comes to hold your head, petting you before she moves you on her cock, just barely hidden from sight as the man struggles to hold his papers firmly.
your eyes water, hands coming to rest on her thighs, hidden beneath the desk as she uses you like her own personal toy.
the man must be caught up in his own anxiety, his voice growing more nervous with how her free hand taps more incessantly on the wood. a soft noise mimicking a clock counting down as he frantically runs through the lengthy reports.
she stops him once in a while, her hand keeping you firmly on her cock, your throat constricting around her, breathing through your nose while you look up at her desperately, even though she doesn't look back at you.
somewhere towards the end, he drops one of his papers, and she immediately realizes his intention when he begins to kneel down.
"get up." she barks at him, the man immediately standing at attention, not even sparing a glance to his fallen paper. "you're dismissed. get out of my sight." she snaps, watching him turn and practically run, abandoning his work.
the second the door closes, she shoves her chair out, fucking your throat while you struggle to hold onto her thighs, moaning around her while she uses you.
the minute she knows she'll cum, she shoves you deeper, ensuring you swallow every last drop before she lets you pull away for air.
"up." she pats her thighs. "a well-deserved reward is due, pet."
#genshin smut#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#genshin impact smut#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader smut#fem reader#genshin wlw#👾─ 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯ೋ#💌─𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭! ༊*·˚#💐─𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴#✎─𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 ❛ ༉‧₊˚#arlecchino x reader#genshin arlecchino#arlecchino genshin#arlecchino#arlecchino x y/n#arlecchino x you
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Harmonies on the fast lane (Carlos Sainz x kpop artist!Reader SMAU)
Face claim- Bibi (A K-Pop Artist) Stage name is Aria
Google translated korean and spanish. All the pictures are from pinterest or instagram
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ariascorner 저는 F1과 카트를 좋아해요. I love F1 and karting Newest hyperfixation!! Also you should go karting with your bestie
user1 누나 너무 예뻐 💓💓unnie is so pretty user 2 can't believe unnie is also f1 girlie❤️💓 user 3 사랑해💓 I love you user 4 누나가 최고야!! 사랑해 💓❤️Noona is so pretty, love you
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ariascorner 지금까지 최고의 해. 올해가 얼마나 꽉 찼는지 믿을 수가 없어. 그리고 나는 내 매진된 쇼에서 너희들 앞에서 공연해야 했어. 정말 고마워. 나는 계속해서 더 열심히 일하고 너희 모두를 자랑스럽게 만들 거야. 날 사랑해줘서 고마워. 사랑해!! The best year so far. Can't believe what a jam packed year this was and I got to perform in front of you guys at so many of my own sold out shows. I am so grateful to you. I will continue to work harder and make you all proud. Thank you for loving me. I love you!!😭😭💓💓😘😘
user 5 네가 사는 걸 봤어, 넌 정말 좋아. 😭😭I saw you live, you are so good user 6 I'm the girl she kissed in the second last picture. best day ever🙈🫣 user 7 천사의 목소리 Angelic voice 💓💓 user 8 Please come to my country soon 😭😭
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ariatics It's that time of the year and dispatch has released their rumoured relationships this year. *drumroll* It's Aria unnie this time and we can't see the guy's face at all. But who ever it is I'm so happy for them!!
user 1 eww, how can she do this to us??🤬🤬 user 2 she'll never succeed if she doesn't work hard and only hang out with guys🤢🤢 user 3 how is her company letting her do this? user 4 I hope they break up asap so that unnie can go back to making music 🤧🤧
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ariatics Dispatch posted a picture of Aria unnie at Incheon airport. Apparently she has personal business she needs to attend to.
user 5 I hope she gets her shit together soon. user 6 how can she look so pretty even without make up 😭😭 user 7 bet she is going on a trip with her boyfriend😪😪 user 8 she just finished her rookie years and is already acting like a senior 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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carlossainz55 Some rest and relaxation before starting pre-season training
landonorris ooo, it's your girlfriend. Did she teach you how to soft launch?🫣🫣 charles_leclerc can't wait to see you at the race in a couple of weeks🤝👍 user 1 we lost him girls, he's taken😭😭😔 user 2 2 shirtless Carlos pictures in one post🥵 user 3 good luck Carlos, know you can do it!!👊 user 4 can't wait to see you in Bahrain☺️ user 5 who do you think the mystery girl is??🤔
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sainzgirlie Carlos back at the paddock after his appendix removal surgery in Jeddah. He will not be driving this week but it seems that his girlfriend has tagged along to take care of him. From what people have seen, they say Y/N Y/L/N also known as Aria, a k-pop artist keeps fretting over him. Both of them were seen exchanging a couple kisses confirming the pair is indeed dating.
user 6 unnie has gone mainstream😱😱 user 7 Get well soon Carlos!!😔❤️ user 8 Atleast someone is taking care of him😭 user 1 can't believe my eyes. Y/N unnie and Carlos oppa 🤧🤧
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carlossainz55 So grateful to be able to share my life with the prettiest, kindest and most important woman in my life. I've become a better person because of her. Thank you for always being there for me, in my good and bad time. I love you carino!! 사랑해 자기��� I love you baby
landonorris congratulations mate!! I don't have to keep my mouth shut anymore ariascorner landonorris not like you actually did charles_leclerc both of you look so cute. Alex wants to know if we can get tickets? ariasworld charles_leclerc Alex can have all the tickets!! user 2 aww!! they are so cute!! I've never seen Y/N so in love!! user 3 그녀는 국가의 공주일 뿐만 아니라 그의 공주이기도 하다. She isn’t only the nation’s princess but his princess too user 4 two of the prettiest people dating🥰🥰 user 5 Carlos is in love ngl I would be too if I was dating Y/N😍😍 ariascorner ¡Gracias por quererme! Te quiero, mi príncipe 💓💓😘😘 Thank you for loving me! I love you my prince Liked by Author
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ariascorner So blessed to be able to call you mine. I'm gonna proudly show you off!! Thank you for believing in me and supporting me!! You are the best thing that has ever happened to me!! I love you baby!! Te quiero más que a las estrellas del cielo I love you more than the stars in the sky
user 6 그가 널 행복하게 해주길 바라 😭😭💓I hope he keeps you happy user 7 I get the best of both worlds. My mom and dad are actually dating!!!😘😘 user 8 So happy for you Y/N!! I hope you are always happy🎉🎉 user 1 she said fuck kpop standards, I love my man😱😱 user 2 we love supportive couples😍😍 user 3 can’t wait to see you at races and Carlos at inkigayo 🤣🤣 carlossainz55 넌 내 인생의 사랑이야. ❤️❤️ you are the love of my life Liked by Author
Hope you enjoy!! I had fun making this!!
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peter is the kind of bf to be like “trouble won’t let me go” “trouble wants me to stay” as an excuse whenever he’s too lazy to do smth or go out
but he wouldn't tell her and she ends up almost blowing the cover one night 😔
(he's on the phone and trouble is doing something in the background.)
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'sorry, i was told to stay in tonight.'
'i know, i tried but he wants me to stay with her.'
'huh? no, you can go.'
'see how passive aggressive that was? she's about to kill me.'
'what? i'm serious, you can go if you want.'
'of course it's a test. don't worry, trouble. i'm not going anywhere.'
'peter, seriously, you can go.'
'do you hear that rage? you should see the look she's giving me, she's got her arms crossed and-'
'no, i do not! i'm smiling- tell them i'm smiling!'
'convincing enough for you? does that mean i'm able to stay home and keep my man card?'
(realization hits - trouble submits her application for world's best girlfriend)
'oh, really?! you think your friends and mancard are more important than me? i do nothing but fucking love you and i have to beg you for a movie night? you know what, parker? you're done. you are done and you need to hang up right now.'
'you heard her.'
(trouble tells peter to let her know when she's the excuse cause she'll put on the best performance possible.)
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My rant on fem ratiorine bc I love women
Individual hcs first
Ratio:
- About shoulder length curly hair, it's usually thrown into a bun because she's a tired teacher and is usually too tired to do a full curl routine
- same height as cannon ratio and same amount of muscles (why do ppl not draw her muscles 😔)
- heavy chested, her back always is in some sort of pain, her baths usually help relieve it tho
- boob window
-greek nose
- her cannon outfit is the same, but she sometimes wears a white or dark blue skirt, just depends on how she's feeling
- her sandals have a slight heel, she's already tall so she doesn't really need to make herself taller, it's just for fashion
- her bust is the same as cannon ratios, nothings changed about that
- rarely does makeup, maybe a light lipstick if she's feeling it, she's just naturally beautiful
Aventurine:
- about mid back length straight hair, she tries to curl it and put products to make it look good
- same height as cannon aven
- keeps things in her bra, lipstick, credit cards, wtv
- mostly cannon outfit but wears a white skirt most of the time, sometimes, she'll wear loose white business pants
- heels, always wearing heels, they have lil spades on the heel
- always has her nails done
- always wears makeup
Now them tg hcs
- aven insists on doing a curl routine for ratio, she honestly loves doing ratios hair, it's comforting to just do her partners hair in comfortable silence
- their first date, ratio did her hair and makeup and dressed up more then usual because they were going somewhere nice (avens choice). Aventurine noticed immediately and eas just "did you get all prettied up for me, dear doctor?" With just a smile, ratio nodded and js grabbed avens hand
- aven does ratios nails, nothing fancy, she just paints her finger and toe nails whatever color ratio pics, usually blue. Aven is usually ranting about whatever happened during the day while doing her nails, and ratio is carefully listening
- ratio is a human heater, she runs hot, aven is always cold, during the night, ratio has no blankets on, aven is buried in them but also snuggling up to ratio for more warmth
- aven does ratios lipstick some mornings, sometimes she messes It up on purpose with a kiss
- ratio always carries around a hair tye for aven, she sometimes wants to put her hair up and doesn't have anything, ratio already knows what she's asking for and just holds it up
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Thank u for reading, feel free to add any if u have some :3 I love love love ratiorine
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What if I have asthma and dating nat? 😔
Dating Nat But You're Asthmatic Headcanons
A/N: You ask and I provide. Devour and enjoy, Anon! :D
Natalie didn't know about it at first. She pretty much assumed you were just like her, free from diseases and all that shit. It's not until some random day while she's smoking, when she passes her cigarette for you to try, that you decide to tell her that you're asthmatic.
Cue Nat's confusion and surprise! Oh, and a little bit of anger at that. I mean, why the fuck didn't you tell her that before? She smokes a shit ton of cigarettes. That, itself, could be way fucking dangerous to you.
(You just shrug it off with “it never came up” and Nat becomes fucking pissed.)
Since then, though. Nat became very hyper aware of your triggers. She'd always be looking out for things like smoke and dust, steering you away from any of it before you even notice.
Granted, she still smokes. She just toned it down a bit, especially around you. Most of the time when she smokes, she makes sure to step far away from you. When she's done, she'll come back to you, smelling like mint gum most of the time.
Sometimes, when you catch her smoking, she'll literally just throw away her cigarette. Dusting her clothes off to get rid of any ashes from her cigarette earlier that might have fallen on it.
Believe it or not, Natalie even fucking got an inhaler just for you. (She said it was in case of emergencies when you found out about it) She always keeps it in her jacket's pocket or tucked away in her bag.
With that, you can bet your ass she jokes a lot about being your personal inhaler holder. She can't fool you, you know her too well now. And you can tell she likes feeling being needed by you in that way.
Nat tried quitting smoking before, just for you. And while it succeeds for a while before she slips back into it, you appreciate it. I mean, it just goes to show how much she actually loves you.
When you have an asthma attack, Natalie will be hella determined and panicking at the same time. She’ll just be right there, urging you to stay calm while trying not to freak out herself. Once it's all over and dealt with, she’ll give you a stern “don’t scare me like that again” and cuddle with you quietly after. She'll still be on edge from the whole thing happening, though.
Bonus! You can think of it however you like, but Natalie loves hearing you breathe. It's just, I don't know? Reassuring. It calms her down just to hear you being alive. Sometimes, she'll even lay her head against your chest, listen to your heartbeat and all that. It kinda grounds her, you know? Knowing you're here, with her, well and not dead yet at least. She doesn't know what she would do without you—
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Hi honey, I want to place an order for Twilight please. I want something for "being Rosalie and Emmett's daughter" the girl would be Jasper and Alice's goddaughter, hence, "granddaughter" of Esme and Carlisle. If it wasn't too much to ask, write how you think her relationship with each person in your family would be, Clan Denali would also enter this medium, since they are such good friends with Carlisle (I love them). Anyway, that's it honey, if it's too much for you, let me know, I never meant to be rude 😔💗
Being Emmett and Rose's daughter and the youngest in the Cullen family:
Your relationships with them:
Emmett and Rosalie:
They are your parents, they adopted you a little bit over a century before the big move to Forks.
Unlike the people around you, you have a strong relationship with your parents. Rosalie is a loving mother and Emmett is very much an over protective father.
The over protectiveness can get annoying but you know he means well. At first he was afraid to touch you, with his super human strangth he was always afraid to be around you. That didn't stop you from when you were a baby beacuse you'd just follow him everywhere. If he was working on his jeep you were crawling under there with him holding a flashlight. If he was play video games you'll craw on the couch and read a Dr. Suse book next to him.
Rosalie always makes sure your loved a cared for. She makes sure you eat proper meals, buys you anything you want, and most importantly she's always there to listen. It's hard to keep things from her and you know you can tell her anything.
Their worst fear is you becoming a vampire... But they also don't want to lose you once you get into your old age. It's a subject that wasn't discussed and you just didn't bring it up. That's the only thing you guys fight about... That and boys.
You've never seen your father so angry when he found out Pual Imprinted on you. Rose was just disponted on who it was but she was glad you found someone you loved. I think part of her was afraid you'll end up in this same relationship she was when she dated Ryoce King.
But then they saw that dispite his temper he treated you like a queen and that's what matter.
Alice and Jasper:
These two are your godparents. I think part of Rose wanted it to be carlisle and Esma but over the years she relized Alice was the best choice.
You love Alice and all but sometimes you argue. Mostly over clothes. There's been many first days of school that you hid in carlisle's office because you didn't want to wear a dress. After school you guys do make up.
She always makes sure you know your beautiful. If your insecur about something she'll try and help you see the beauty in it. If you hate your hair she'll come up with different styles intill you find one you like.
Jasper is the one you'll set with if you want peace. If there's a big family gathering and you don't want to talk you'll be with Jasper.
To him your the only thing pure in his life and he'll tare down the world for you.
You love hearing stories from jasper's past.
Jasper tought you how to swing a bat and to play baseball.
Carlisle and Esme:
You have a strong bond with these two.
Your close to carlisle and he always inspires you to be kind to others and he's the reason you want to go to medical school.
If you have a problem that you feel you can't tell your parents you go to him.
You guys bond over books and like with Jasper, you love hearing his stories.
Carlisle is just as protective if not more than Emmett. Carlisle is very calm and collected, but if anything is causing you harm his eyes will be blazing with anger.
Esme was the first one to except your relationship with Paul... Carlisle on the other hand didn't like it.
“I don't like him”
“that's a first” Esme said rolling her eyes.
Emes loves like you like you were own daughter. She's always puts you first and would give you the world if she could.
Dispite there young aprences you call them Pops and grams. When you were a little you couldn't say carlisle properly so you just called him car then pops.
You guys love going to the movies together and they'll watch whatever you want and always show interest in what you like.
Edward and bella:
You don't get along with Bella. Pirod. She doesn't treat you like your part of the family, which it doesn't matter because you were there first.
Edward is more like a brother. Your both closer in age and he treats you like a little sister more then a niece.
He loves you but sometimes he doesn't see that Bella treats you like crap. Infact none of them do expect your mother and Carlisle.
You never told them beacuse you didn't want to ruin anything for Edward but then one day rose and carlisle cought her in the act. You made them promise not to say anything.
You and Edward are close like I said before. You don't see him as the monster he thinks he is and you always try and make his life more brighter.
You never fail to make him laugh.
He tought you how to play piano and you guys bond over music.
Bella causes problems so the day she slapped Paul and he phased she tried to pin it on you right when the family started to except him. You and Paul explained everything and Edward took your side, which you were thankful for.
The denalis:
You and Eleazar have the type of relationship that you guys make each other laugh at the wrong time. Camron and Rosalie can't take you guys anywhere.
Camron loves you to bits and taught to how to speak Spanish. She teaches to about her culture and it warms her heart that you care so much.
Tanya and Kate are like big sister to you. You have inside jokes the others don't understand and your always laughing.
Irina and your get along but you aren't close. She stoped talking to you after Paul and the pack killed Laurant. You could understand why she would be angry but it hurt knowing she hates you because you love a wolf.
Garrett and you have a love hate relationship. You guys teas and taunt each other. At first it was out of spite beacuse your personalites just didn't clash but then he grew a soft spot for you and you became buddies.
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