#and rylands jake

[spoks-illogical-art]

totally not obsessed with actor au roswell

[bodyswapguy]

Jake Jackson was an important lawyer working in a high scale firm when he took on Tommy Ryland as an intern. Jake didn’t really want to teach Tommy anything he just made Tommy his bitch and saw him as an easy target that’s why he chose him to be his intern and Jake made Tommy’s life hell constantly berating him, making him feel small and making demanding requests without a moments notice, but Tommy had resiliency to push through Jake’s bullshit, because he knew in the end he’d be on top.

[sleepythug]

hey brian, I was wondering if you had any recommendations on film criticism/theory/reviews. are there any critics/thinkers you deeply admire that write well and have challenged your ways of seeing/thinking that you believe would help in better appreciating the medium?

i probably could have gone much longer on this five years ago but my brain did some sort of system reboot and lost all the memories ive had consuming film reviews, criticism, etc this ask makes me want to dust off that book i have of pauline kael capsules on my shelf lol anyways here's list of some fav critics/people to seek out if ur eager to dig deeper into cinephilia:

my most favs

ignatiy vishnevetsky (my fav)

jonathan rosenbaum

filipe furtado

dave kehr

david bordwell

j. hoberman

dennis lim

kim morgan

neil bahadur

nick pinkerton

xxx

james agee

miriam bale

richard brody

k. austin collins

fernando f. croce

manhola dargis

bilge ebri

manny farber

sean gilman

molly haskel

kent jones

pauline kael

peter labuza

matt lynch

adrian martin

calum marsh

adam nayman

nick newman

tony rayns

vadim rizov

jonathan romney

dan salitt

andrew sarris

scout tafoya

armond white

robin wood

ppl on letterboxd who's musings i enjoy

jake cole

max coombes

ryland walker knight

john lehtonen

willow maclay

luke mccarthy

matt mccracken

diogo serafim

arthur tuoto

ethan vestby

kurt walker

*also, i do like ebert but as i get older i realize i enjoy other lesser known critics a bit more+his taste in the latter years (21st century) is kinda wack tbh. 2007, one of the consensus last great years of american cinema, his best of the year was juno (i know, i know, it's an opinion but still lol) . cannot say he wasn't a formative figure, him being the most well known, most accessible film critic, and did the thing the best critics do in elevating, shedding light on artists they believe feel deserved of recognition/putting more eyes on their work.

**i think there's more people i could name-drop but i havent read enough, or been exposed to them as frequently, to go all-in on an endorsement of them/their work

[mikeynotway]

WELCOME TO MIKEYS BLOG

(this is new pls bare w me)

this is a blog about stuff i like

STUFF ABOUT ME

NAME mikey AGE 21 BDAY sep 16

WHAT DO YOU LIKE

listening to MUSIC (at all times)

FAV BANDS?

PTV//THE USED//MCR//SLEEPING W SIRENS//SILVERSTEIN//BREATHE CAROLINA//ESCAPE THE FATE//ADTR//FALLING IN REVERSE//I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE//PARAMORE//ATTACK ATTACK

talking to my hoes on discord 💻

making new friends 👀

getting iced coffees every fucking day

YOUTUBE ^_^

FAV YOUTUBERS?

JAKE WEBBER//JOHHNIE GUILBERT//KURTIS CONNER//BRITTANY BROSKI//ALISHA VLOGS(if u don’t like alisha ur a big h8rrrrrXP//TRISHA(sumtimes)//LARRAY//STURNIOLO TRIPLETS//ANTHONY PADILLA//RYLAND VLOGS//EMMA CHAMBERLAIN

i loooooooooove emo and scene fashion

i love expressing myself thru chlothes n hair and I LOVE BUYING NEW CHLOTHES AND SHOES AND ACCESSORIES

especially if it’s from hot topic ^~^

i like to dye my hair different colors. i’m happy when i have colored hair >>

i like to make bracelets !!

CELEBRITY CRUSH(S)

❤️billie eilish❤️ ❤️billie eilish❤️

[sleepyowlwrites]

I've got blorbos you haven't even seen | an oc masterpost

all my blorbos! in alphabetical order. literally for my own convenience, but maybe yours for ask games as well.

Current OC count: 182 (+13 floaters)

A:

Aiden Chase - Anxiety Story

Adelaide Rhiannon O'Shea - Anxiety Story

Amelia Kinsey - Inheritance Story

Alexander Gold - Magick Story

Ander Sage - Magick Story

Aristotle - Magick Story

Arthur - Princess Story

Abari - Hunter Story

Arin - College Story

Arkenji - Guild Story

Aline - Illusion Story

Alinora Briarwood - Romance Story

B:

Ben Averis - Apocalypse Story

Breydan Yusai - Guild Story

Breeka - Thief Story

Beran Sunder - Pirate Story

Briar - Pirate Story

Berry - Pirate Story

C:

Corm - Magick Story

Callum Blakesley - Youth Story

Copper - City Story

Cam - City Story

Caden - Ghost Story

Caro - Thief Story

Carmine - Princess Story

Cleo Harmon - Watermelon

D:

Dair Sin'Claybeak - Summon Story

Dahlia Starling - Magick Story

Daisy - Magick Story

(Lucas) Daniel Cardwin - Youth Story

Din/Dinah - Death Story

Darsh - Rain Story

Devin - College Story

Dreya - Thief Story

E:

Eric Heyward - Anxiety Story

Erin Da'Virya - Summon Story

Ernest Jackdaw - Magick Story

Edwin Rose - Magick Story

Eveline Veery - Youth Story

Edgar - Void Story

Emrik - Ghost Story

Eksal - Hunter Story

Eshku - Mercenary Story

Era - Portal Story

Edward Valant - Romance Story

F:

Fern - Magick Story

Fawn - City Story

Faroom - Space Story

Finnal Espris - Guild Story

Frin - Necromancy Story

G:

Ghand Sin'Blackstone - Summon Story

Grimes - Summon Story

Gareth - Princess Story

Gale - Summer Story

Greg - College Story

Garnet - Magick Story

Galinhad - Emporium Story

Gemna Hyacinth - Pirate Story

H:

Hadley James - Inheritance Story

Haezle - Emporium Story

Heidi Chorus - Magick Story

Holly - Magick Story

Hawk - City Story

I:

Imire Da'Hala - Summon Story

Isabelle Levette - Youth Story

Irina Kovalenko - Youth Story

Idrian Sarendor - Guild Story

Ivan - Thief Story

J:

Jaclyn Heyward - Anxiety Story

Jaf Ov'Beyn - Summon Story

Jessalyn Lark - Magick Story

Jaeyoung (James) Seo - Youth Story

Jet - City Story

Jalek - Space Story

Jaino - Rain Story

Jemmi - Rain Story

Jake - Summer Story

Jorand - Mercenary Story

Jack Sanderson - Romance Story

John Rusalo - Romance Story

Jorji - Emporium Story

Jaspera Ruse - Pirate Story

K:

Kyle Heron - Magick Story

Kena - Rain Story

Kyt - Rain Story

Katlan - Thief Story

Katharine Briarwood - Romance Story

Ketki Beetle - Pirate Story

L:

the Library - Magick Story

Lila - Magick Story

Lawrence Whitely - Death Story

Laisa - Hunter Story

Lin - Portal Story

Lunetta - Train Story

Lysandris Greylark - Pirate Story

M:

Marianna Heyward - Anxiety Story

Melissa O'Shea - Anxiety Story

Madi Ov'Ubaran - Summon Story

Martin Glass - Magick Story

Mark Isanz - Youth Story

Moss - City Story

Maidred - Emporium Story

Max - City Story

Mar - Death Story

Myr - Space Story

Mandy - College Story

Marz Abisos - Guild Story

Mareye Abisos - Guil Story

Martain Abisos - Guild Story

Marlin Abisos - Guild Story

Marisse Abisos - Guild Story

Marelli Abisos - Guild Story

Marden - Mercenary Story

Mirai - Mercenary Story

Margaret Canton - Romance Story

Mariyen [redacted] - Pirate Story

Maisy Beckett - Watermelon Story

N:

Nathaniel Moss - Magick Story

Natalie Birch - Magick Story

Nykolas Argyros - Youth Story

Naki - Mercenary Story

Niyah - Necromancy Story

O:

Opar - Summon Story

Ondo - Guild Story

Ormand - Necromancy Story

P:

Petirik Ov'Rine (Masryune) - Summon Story

Persimmon - Magick Story

Pim - Death Story

Penn - College Story

Pellor - Guild Story

Poppy - Thief Story

Pascal Sanderson - Romance Story

Q:

Qaz - Ghost Story

Quental Kathur - Guild Story

R:

Rhea Da'Yesul - Summon Story

Rasker Sin'Tinfinger - Summon Story

Roland Blakesley - Youth Story

Rune (Cloud) - City Story

Rowena - Princess Story

Ryland - Void Story

Rose - College Story

Reed - Thief Story

Ryu - Necromancy Story

Rudy Bradford - Watermelon Story

S:

Samuel Ledell - Anxiety Story

Shae Da'Mika - Summon Story

Savannah Li - Youth Story

Shadow - City Story

Sardha - Rain Story

Sharajai - Mercenary Story

Sebastian - Train Story

Sondran Basil - Pirate Story

Sybil Valant - Romance Story

Savro - Necromancy

T:

Theodore Heyward - Anxiety Story

Tims - Magick Story

Terence - Ghost Story

Tinmar - Hunter Story

Ty Carrow - Apocalypse Story

Toby - College Story

Teshek - Portal Story

Torash - Illusion Story

Tristaina - Necromancy

U:

Ubaran - Summon Story

Umber - Pirate Story

V:

Vivianne Oak - Magick Story

Viola Sage - Magick Story

Violet - Void Story

Vari - Space Story

Vern - Rain Story

Val - Death Story

Vyx - Emporium Story

W:

Wesley Burke - Anxiety Story

Wryn Ov'Kastek - Summon Story

Winnie - Void Story

W'yn - Space Story

William Leighton - Romance Story

X:

Xiyun Jinan - Guild Story

Xicato - Necromancy Story

Y:

Yarrow - City Story

Yendan - Rain Story

Yashel - Guild Story

Yadsmyn - Mercenary Story

Z:

Zan Ov'Opar - Summon Story

Zen Ashri - Pirate Story

Floaters:

Lexi Ayre

Sage

Lin Meili

Mireille Bellerose

Tiger

Kyra Roselle

Elsie Martin

Marion Song

Jess Rider

Tris

Kivarin Moonshade

Kirel Temir

Eira Iko

more to come, I'm sure.

[piperslovebot]

🎶 - What’s a song they really like? - For all of your OCs!

Well I have a lot of ocs so this would take a while, so I’m gonna keep it short. They all love Taylor Swift. Literally all of them love Taylor Swift (except for the antagonists)

Ryland and Bernie are both Jake Gyllenhaal supporters who wants to see his music career take off and thinks Taylor Swift is “a whiny victim playing bitch” (their words exactly)

[radio--head]

In the dynamic and ever-evolving world of music, certain bands manage to carve a niche for themselves by delivering a distinctive sound that resonates deeply with listeners. One such band that has been making waves in the alternative and emo rock scene is none other than "Citizen." With their emotive lyrics, powerful melodies, and raw energy, Citizen has cultivated a loyal following and left an indelible mark on the music landscape.

Origins and Evolution: Citizen was formed in 2009 in Toledo, Ohio. The band's lineup consists of Mat Kerekes (vocals), Nick Hamm (lead guitar), Ryland Oehlers (rhythm guitar), Eric Hamm (bass), and Jake Duhaime (drums). Initially coming together as high school friends, Citizen began honing their craft and creating music that would later resonate with a growing fan base.

Their early releases, including their debut EP "Young States" (2011), showcased a blend of emo and grunge influences, setting the tone for their unique musical identity. However, it was their debut full-length album, "Youth" (2013), that solidified their presence in the alternative rock scene. The album was a raw and introspective exploration of youth, growth, and emotional turbulence, featuring tracks like "The Summer" and "Sleep."

Musical Style and Themes: Citizen's music can be described as a fusion of emo, alternative rock, and grunge, characterized by emotive vocals, intricate guitar work, and introspective lyricism. Their sound has evolved over the years, with subsequent albums like "Everybody Is Going to Heaven" (2015) and "As You Please" (2017) experimenting with darker and more experimental tones.

Lyrically, Citizen delves into themes of self-discovery, emotional vulnerability, and the complexities of human relationships. Mat Kerekes' heartfelt and often melancholic lyrics resonate with fans, inviting them to explore their own feelings and experiences through the band's music.

Impact and Discography: Citizen's discography is a testament to their evolution as artists. Their albums have garnered critical acclaim and have been embraced by fans who connect deeply with the band's emotional and cathartic sound. Notable tracks like "Cement," "Jet," and "In the Middle of It All" have become anthems for a generation navigating the challenges of life and love.

The band's live performances have further solidified their reputation, capturing the raw intensity and emotional depth present in their recordings. Their stage presence and ability to create a genuine connection with their audience make each concert a memorable experience.

Citizen- Sleep

[empressofthesunwriter]

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 14: More trauma, yeah!

“You make a hot Sasuke.”, compliments me, Tammy.

I just give her a deadpan look.

I’m dressed now in my Sasuke Uchiha Cosplay when he was 13 and Genin, and I’m with Tammy on my way to the Park, where this Monica Ryland is waiting for me.

Or should I say, Mike?

I have to give it to the fourth-grade girls. They used one of my cosplay pic I send them to make a fake Facebook page about a boy named Mike from Lakewood with interests and all.

It really looks real.

Let's hope this Monica falls for this “trap” and we get this fast over.

All this is so stupid!

I’m glad that Tammy is my buddy, even if she is being a smart-ass.

“Ah, there look!”, Tammy points at a girl with brown hair in pigtails, who is sitting on a bench. “That must be Monica.”

“All right, let’s get this bread. The sooner we got this over the sooner I can watch some Yuri to get away from this straight stuff!”

“Huh? What is Yuri?”

“…I will tell you another time Tam.”

With that, I signal her to hide behind some trees as I walk up to Monica.

I channel my inner Sasuke. My hands are in the pockets of my white shorts and I have a resting bitch-face on.

“Monica?”, I say her name like a don’t give a fuck.

Well, I really don’t give one, but if this gets me the girls to join our RPG I will do it.

Monica looks at me with this glitter in her eyes I know from people who were interested in me.

Also in N.K., not the cosplay.

Nice to know that this look at least is an universal thing.

Or I wouldn’t get it if she wasn’t into Mike/me.

“Oh Hi… you must be Mike.”, she says in a kinda breathless tone.

I just nod.

She pets the bench to tell me to sit with her. Which I do.

“So. You wanna talk about Bebe, huh? Well, look… Bebe’s my friend. I think she’s really great. I- I don’t know if she’s the end all be all of girls – I mean… she’s a little two-faced if you ask me. But, hey, I read a lot of your Facebook profile, and I think you’re a really interesting boy.”

I can’t even say anything as Bebe, Wendy, and a red-haired girl appear.

Bebe points an accusing finger at Monica.

“A-HA! We knew it! You two-faced manipulative whore!”

“What the heck?!”, shouts Monica surprised.

I just lean back and let the fourth-gradee girls handle this. I don’t care, I just want this over.

“Thank GOD we sent the New Kid to spy on you, huh girls?”, says Wendy in triumph.

“Yeah! Now we KNOW you're a two-faced bitch!”, agrees the red-haired girl.

I normally would swoon since you all know my things for redheads, but these dramatic too straight girls don’t do it for me.

Besides I already have my eyes on the hottest redhead in this town.

It’s Kyle if you weren’t sure.

“What do you mean?”, wonders Monica confused. “You guys are my best friends!”

“Then why are you hitting on MY Facebook boyfriend?”, counters Bebe. “We brought someone else who might be interested!”

Oh okay. Didn’t expect this. A boy my age joins us.

“Monica? What the fuck are you doing?”, he asks her angrily.

Caunt Monica stands up from the bench and waves awkwardly at this boy.

“Uh oh. Hey, Jake.”

“Have fun you two-faced skank!”, calls Wendy over her back as she and her two friends leave.

“Guys, wait! Please! Come back!”

Monica runs after them.

I can’t even enjoy this is over since this Jake thinks I hit on Monica and wants to beat my ass.

Annoyed I just kick him in the balls.

I don’t have time or nerves for this bullshit.

He goes down like a sack of potatoes. Fainted from the pain.

“Jeez, you really are pissed off.”, comments Tammy as she joins my side.

She looks with pity at the downed boy.

I huff.

“Let’s change back into Dark Magician Girl and see if the girls will join us finally.���

“Whatever you say sis.”

We do just that.

The girls are already waiting for us in their base.

“And?”, I ask.

“Queen N.K. we want to thank you for helping us determine whether or not Monica was a two-faced bitch.”, begins Wendy. “She really made us mad, BUT it turns out she couldn't have been the one spreading rumors about Allie Nelson going to the abortion clinic.”

“Yeah. So we made up.”, adds the brunette with the hairband.

And surprise, surprise, there is now Monica sitting at one of the tables.

“You guys are the best.”

I can’t help but facepalm at this stupidity. Tammy pats my shoulder.

I really can’t with this girls.

“You see, the thing is, Heidi Turner was SUPPOSED to put on the Facebook page that you were Bebe’s boyfriend, but she didn’t.”, explains to me, Wendy.

Oh god, like I give a fuck!

“Because Heidi Turner is a two-faced bitch who says she likes me then tries to stab me in the back!”, shouts Monica.

“Right. So we need to know if Heidi Turner is the two-faced bitch who's spreading rumors about Allie being spotted at the abortion clinic.”

“So you still won’t join us if we didn’t find this out, right Wendy?”, it’s not even a question I feel it in my gut.

Wendy nods.

“Indeed. We need someone to go to the abortion clinic. But no one of us can’t do it. We can’t be labeled as sluts!”

Agreeing sounds from all the girls.

Okay, I have enough!

“Oh my god you little prissy nonfeminist straight girls who follow the patriarchy way of life and not fight to change this wrong way!”, I yell angrily and Tammy holds me by my shoulders so I don’t start swinging. “There are worse things in life than being called a whore. Does not never come to your brains that only girls get called whores if they kiss more than one boy, while boys could fuck an entire town and be praised as kings! This is the patriarchy way of controlling us! And you AND YOU JUST FOLLOW ALONG AND DON’T USE YOUR BRAINS?! IS THIS REALLY THE LIFE YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?! YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTERS TO STILL LIVE THIS WAY?!”

All the girls gasp at me. Even Tammy.

But I’m not done.

“I want you to listen and think about this song lyrics: All day, every day, Therapist, mother, maid. Nymph then a virgin, nurse than a servant. Just an appendage, live to attend him. So that he never lifts a finger. Twenty-four-seven, baby machine. So he can live out his picket fence dreams. It's not an act of love if you make her. You make me do too much labor!”

My singing voice echoes formally in the room. I sang the lyrics from Labor of the amazing Paris Paloma with all the rage we as women should have about our roles in society.

I fix the girls with a hard look. They are clearly lost for words.

“I will go to the abortion clinic as myself because I’m not ashamed to ask for a service which is my right!”, I tell them heatedly. “Believe me, if we didn’t need you to fight on our side I wouldn’t even look at you twice. You are one of the reasons we still have to fight for fucking basic human rights! Let’s go, Tammy.”

Dramatic I exit the girl base, after a second Tammy follows me.

“They made you really angry, huh?”

“Mmh.”

“That song you sang…it really makes you think.”

“Nice to know.”

“You have a nice voice.”

“Thanks. Since I can remember I always sang in the kid’s church choir in the city we lived in this moment.”

“Do you wanna go professional, N.K.? Because you have it to be.”

“…Are we really talking about our dream jobs, Tam?”

“I just…Look the song had an impact, but also it’s hard to think in a different way from now to then. Especially here where all are still so…old-fashion.”

I can’t help to sign, but I pet her shoulder.

“Now don’t stress yourself out. You get this stupid mission over with and then hopefully we have the girls on our side and can kick Clyde’s ass. We can think together later about all day.”, I offer her.

“You meant it?”

“Yes, don’t worry.”

Tammy smiles and gives me a little kiss on the cheek. I can’t help the blush.

Even if she is straight, meaning I will never have a chance with her, she is a beautiful girl.

And nothing is more amazing than getting a kiss from a beautiful girl.

We finally reach Unplanned Parenthood, why do I have the feeling this is a stupid joke on Planned Parenthood?

“You really sure about that?”, can’t Tammy help but ask.

“Yes, I don’t give a fuck.”, I reassure her. “I can go alone in there, I won’t force you to do anything.”

A bittersweet smile appears on her face.

“Oh, not being labeled as whore is already too late for him.”

I can’t even ask what she means by that, as she steps into the clinic. I go after her.

Note to me, ask Tammy later what she meant by that.

We walk up to the counter.

The nurse behind it gives us a friendly smile.

“Hi, here for an abortion? Who of you needs one?”

“That would be me.”, I answer.

“It's okay, don't be scared. The first one's always the scariest. Take room A, second door on your left.”

“Thank you.”

As we want to go through the door the nurse tells us that Tammy can’t come with me.

Patients only.

Tammy gives me a quick hug, whispering: “I see you at the other side.”

I return the hug, whispering back: “I see you at the other side.”

With my head held high, I enter.

On the floor I’m now in I can already see the record room, but there are camera facing it.

Like this I can’t for sure enter, it will probably activate an alarm.

So…I need at least a good enough disguise. The only one I could find here…is a doctor’s one!

Oh, that’s actually perfect.

That means I have to enter one of the patient rooms.

Okay, let’s hope I pick one who is free and no doctor comes in.

I randomly pick a room.

I’m lucky. The room is vacant.

Fast I look around and find…actually child-sized scrubs?

Why would they have this here?

And why do I still stand around and ask myself that when any moment could come to the doctor and then I have to explain myself?

Also on it with the scrubs.

My cosplay goes into my backbag I carry.

I look down at myself.

I look like a child playing doctor, hopefully, for the cameras, this will be enough.

Back on the floor a see a doctor who seems confused and mumbles something about where his patient is.

Who wants to bet with me that this doctor would have done the abortion on me?

I act like I belong here and walk straight to the records room.

Thank god my disguise works, I can enter without problems.

I don’t have to look around a lot to find the records the girls want.

I take my phone out and take photos of any important page.

That’s when I hear a ruckus coming from one of the air ventilation. Confused what this could be I look up…and Mr. Marsh drops into the room?!

Huh?

“Mr. Marsh?”

“Agh! Dammit! Oh, it's YOU! Thank God!”, he seems relieved to see me and walks over to me. “Something STRANGE is going on here! The PTA reviewed that tape you got us. Taco Bell has something called a Plan B. They've been here looking through these records. But... why would they be interested in the gynecological files of the women of South Park?”

I don’t know if he wants an answer from mine or not, since the door to the records room opens.

Two of the Men-in-black are here!

Oh shit!

“I'm afraid now you know too much.”, say’s the one without sunglasses, then he talks into a Walkie-Talkie. “We have two more asking a lot of questions.”

“Deal with them QUIETLY. We can't let anyone find out what we were doing there.”, this is the answer out of the Walkie-Talkie.

I cold shiver goes over my body. Not only because I’m close to seeing my creator but…I know this voice! I heard it before! And it doesn’t make me feel good.

“Before you kill us tell us why. Why is Taco Bell taking the records of women's vaginas in South Park?”, asks Mr. Marsh.

I don’t know if he really wants to know that or if he is trying to buy us some time.

Whatever, the little device the men-in-black with sunglass holds starts to beep frantically.

“I'm picking up some hot readings on the ESRB.”, sunglasses informs his colleagues.

“Tell us! What do women's vaginas and Doritos Locos Tacos have in common?!”, shouts Mr. Marsh in between.

Not that they two men-in-black care.

“The ESRB is going crazy!”

“Oh shit! There's an outbreak here! WE HAVE CONTAMINATION IN SECTOR SEVEN! ALL UNITS TO SECTOR SEVEN NOW!”

Suddenly a lot of men-in-black appear with soldiers on their sides and run around the floor like chickens whom you cut off their heads.

“Secure the entire building! Put that woman in restraints.”

The nurse gets grapped as the doctor I saw before joins in.

“What's going on?”

“Taco Bell security. Your clinic is infected with the Nazi Zombie Virus.”

“Nazi zombies?! That's ridiculous! AND bigoted! I happen to be German!”

“HE'S ONE OF THEM!”

The poor doctor gets shoot and looks now more like  Swiss cheese.

I feel like throwing up!

All is going to shit!

“Tell people... what you saw here today.”, cries the doctor to me.

The door to the records rooms closes and I blink in the darkness.

“Mr. Marsh?”, I call out.

Awesome.

He left me.

You can’t really count on adults in this town!

I need to get the fuck out of here!

I look around the room and find a mousehole.

Ah, yes, this will do. I have the magic glitter from the Underpants Gnomes!

I shrink myself and enter it.

I walk through the underground of the clinic. I can hear the soldier and men-in-black shouting.

Before me are…Nazi-Zombie rats?!

Of course!

I shot at the pipe above them, so the soldier takes care of them. I do the same with the Nazi-Zombie Underpants Gnomes I encounter.

After a while reach a fuse and jump out of it.

…Why is Mr. Marsh dressed up as a woman sitting in one patient chair?

What happens in the next minutes I never want to talk or think about it again.

It’s just too fucked up.

I only say this.

I didn’t know what do to and I’m thankful I did it somehow right since the men-in-black leave Mr. Marsh and me alone.

Aka. don’t kill us.

They tell us to leave the building.

Mr. Marsh waves me away. I should go alone, he needs…time.

I don’t blame him.

So you guys know where I can buy some brain bleach?

I step out of the room into the corridor.

But it seems we didn’t reach the fucked-up level today since Nazi-Zombie fetus attack the men-in-black and kill them!

I’m just…I’m standing here regretting all my life choices.

I wanna go back to Seattle where things were normal and sane!

I hear above me rumors.

It’s Leo!

He is picking his head in.

“I'm here for you, big sis!”, he calls.

Then he tries to jump to the ground without hurting himself.

It doesn’t work.

“God dammit.”

“Leo, are you all right?”, I ask him, helping him up.

He nods.

“Wait for me!”

Tammy jumps down too.

“Sis!”

I’m happy these two are here!

“Look at that little fella!”, points Leo at a Nazi Zombie Fetus who eats one of the men-in-black. “Are those little babies sucking blood?”

“These are fetuses actually, Butters.”, corrects him Tammy, looking at them in a kind of weird fascination.

“Nazi-Zombie fetuses.”, I add.

“Amazing! What’s next? One of our friends turns into a Nazi-Zombie?!”, wonders Tammy.

“Oh hamburgers, I sure hope don’t.”

“Tammy, Leo, we probably have to fight our way out of here. Just let’s go before it gets, even more, crazier here.”

The two agree and we make haste to leave the clinic.

Of course, we have to face off against the little Nazi Zombie fetus to reach the exit. Also, we need to walk through the air vent, thank god the Underpants Gnome glitters works for my buddies too, and we can see how the Nazi Zombie fetuses completely obliterated the men-in-black and soldiers.

When we finally reach the exit the fucked-up meter reaches its boiling point since we have to fight the aborted giant Nazi Zombie fetus of Khloe Kardashian.

Good that we are three people.

Also, Leo has a new sweet move that turns him into this buff and tall anime dude with cool powers.

I so need to learn it!

I wanna be an anime too!

In the end, we defeat the fetus and get out of the clinic.

Let’s get see if the girls are ready to join us!

The faster we know this, the sooner I can take a shower and cry.

I will need a LOT of therapy to process all this trauma today.

I’m back in my Dark Magician Girl cosplay and have my arms crossed. Tammy beside me smiles nervously at the fourth-grade girls.

We are back at their base.

Now let’s see what they have to tell us.

I noted that the girls are looking at me with a kind of…fear at me. I probably shook their whole worldview.

Good.

Maybe they will change for the better.

Wendy starts to talk after a few minutes of us standing around: “Queen N.K., the fourth-grade girls are very thankful for you texting us the abortion records.”

“We are one step away from finding out which girl among us is a two-faced bitch.”, adds Bebe.

“Unfortunately, the record keeper at the abortion clinic is from Paris and so everything is written in French.”

Of course.

“Whoever this two-faced skank is thinks she can outsmart us!”, curses Millie.

“We want to help you and the boys play your game, but we just can't have a two-faced bitch out there on the loose. Just get these documents translated for us, and we PROMISE we will join your army.”, promises Wendy. “Sparkle.”

“Sunshine!”

I roll my eyes.

Me losing my nerves at them didn’t make them overthink all this. They still are in their hurtful mindset, they are just now scarred by me.

Wordless I take Tammy by the hand and lead her out of the base.

I know when fighting is useless, even if I really want to punch out of them all this patriarchy bullshit.

Let’s see if the boys no someone who can talk French and translate the documents for us.

Next

[venix-cherry]

—————————Master post————————

(Under construction!!!)

Boundaries

Landscapes

Ciruss

The boreal district

Xinn

————~*.’•

Void is a quiet friend

_________• Reference sheets

————~*.’• Mains

Alan

Britney / Jackie / Mirabella

Cecilia

Connor

Eric

Felicity

Frost

Hannah

Holly

Jayden

Jane

Paxton

Rayni

Shard

Shiva

Zenix

————~*.’• Secondaries

Ali

Alyssa

Amy / Zane / Layla

Bonnie

Cameron

Chase

Connor

Donna

Eric

Eve

Honey

Ivan

Jake

Jasmine

Josh

King shriek

Lilly

Lilyan

Natalie

Nathan

Nessie

Nichole

Nick

Roxanne

Selene

Serina

Shiela

————~*.’• Supporting

Abby

Amber

Amethyst

Dakota

Ellie

Fleur

Jackie

Jasper

Julith

Kaylee

Kyle

Lavender

Lillian

London

Lottie

Perry

Pyrite

Queen indigo

Rita

Soot

Sulfur

Sunset

Tia

Tulip

————~*.’• Background

Aaron

Angelica

Aj

Aqua

Queen Bismuth

Callie

Carmen

Cassie

Cedar

Cyan

Channini

Eva

Jana

Janet

Jeremy

Jim

Kyle

Laeh

Lori

Mist

Raven

Reve

Rose

Neo

Phantam

Pepper

Ryland

Soot

Sulfur

_________• Drawn scenes

_________• Sketch dumps

All characters in void series

Aaron, Abby, Aj, Alan, Alinna, Alyssa, Amber, Angelica, Amethyst, Amy, Aqua, bismuth, Bonnie, Britney, Callie, Cameron, Carmen, Cassie, Cecilia, Cedar, Chase, Channing, Connor, Cyan, Dakota, Donna, Ellie, Eric, Eva, Eve, Felicity, Fleur, Frost, Hannah, Holly, Honey, indigo, Ivan, Jackie(deer), Jackie, Jake, Jana, Jane, Janet, Jasmine, Jasper, Jayden, Jeremy, Jim, Josh, Julith, Kaylee, King shriek, Kyle, Laeh, Layla, Lavender, Lillian, Lilly, Lily(abyss), London, Lori, Lottie, Mirabella, Mist, Nathan, Natalie, Nick, Neo, Nessie, Nichole, Paxton, Pepper, Perry, Pyrite, Queen shade, Queen Crystal, Rayni, Raven, Reve, Rita, Rose, Roxanne, Ryland, Selene, Serina, Shelia, Shiva, Soot, Sulfur, Sunset, Tia, Tulip, Zane, Zenix

Drama class chaos

_________• Reference sheets

————~*.’• Mains

Ashly

Dawn

Dusk

Zack

Rebecca

Miriami

Tyler

Paris

Payton

Rebecca

————~*.’• Secondaries

Devon

Trisha

Tyson

————~*.’• Supporting

Clyde

Vivixie

Jessie

Lunar

————~*.’• Background

_________• Drawn scenes

_________• Sketch dumps

Another year (same cast as void series but no limbo creatures) (wip)

_________• Reference sheets

————~*.’• Mains

Amy

Layla

Zane

————~*.’• Secondaries

————~*.’• Supporting

————~*.’• Background

_________• Drawn scenes

_________• Sketch dumps

Bunny ears and fox tails ( W.I.P )

_________• Reference sheets

————~*.’• Mains

————~*.’• Secondaries

————~*.’• Supporting

————~*.’• Background

_________• Drawn scenes

_________• Sketch dumps

Ancestors ( W.I.P )

_________• Reference sheets

————~*.’• Mains

_________• Drawn scenes

_________• Sketch dumps

_________• Reference sheets

————~*.’• Mains

————~*.’• Secondaries

————~*.’• Supporting

————~*.’• Background

_________• Drawn scenes

_________• Sketch dumps

[whisperedwars-ocs]

uhhh messed around in art breeder and made them <3 i didn't like how Jake's vitiligo turned out (the source pictures weren't great for him) so I included the base as well. I also would've liked for Toby's hair to be longer but. alas,

[cursedthing]

[Image ID: tags by winterswrandomness #ooooo! #I think headcanons absolutely count. they're the perfect mix of canon AND OCs, /END ID]

.HELL YEAH okay here's some off of the top of my head: 1. Miriam from Wandersong: aroace and romance repulsed (this one's basically canon :3 )! 2. Kiwi from Wandersong: aroace and romance favorable! 3. Audrey Redheart from Wandersong (again): aroace 4. I'd like to think that the satellite trio (Ten, Nine n Juice (hehe)) from 17776 are all arospec 5. Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary: aroace :3 6. Kel from Omori: aro (this one is just our Kel looking at source and going so I'm aro n ace so he gotta be as well) 7. was looking through our friends dms to remind us of some of the headcanons and appearantly Tavros was aro coded to us and we don't remember much but fuck yea dude he sure is now 8. Vee from the owl house: pan aro 9. Gabbro from Outer Wilds: aroace to us. to me 10. the entire cast of mob psycho 100 is in some way or form arospec and maybe even acespec 11. John and Jake from homestuck: aro

.there's more but we forgor

number 8! what are some of your favorite arospec characters? this can include characters from popular media or OCs.

.HIYA! Murderbot, Noisemaster (cucumber quest) and Din Song (Wish Dragon)!

[ganjajr]

As You Please // Citizen

[momoception]

giving my characters makeovers instead of continuing the story :B

[emo-flamingo]

[fairydustmotherfucker21]

Looking to follow other YouTuber lovers

I need new people to follow who post about YouTubers!!

LIKE THIS POST IF YOU POST OR WHATEVER ANY OF THESE YOUTUBERS!!

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[livingthepookielife]

All I'm saying is that I haven't seen a rich YouTuber paying off anyone student debt for the views yet and like, honestly my debt would probably be a fun weekend for David Dobrik like HELP A GIRL OUT