#and ruins the queen's life

[lochlot]

i haven’t finished the show yet but they totally are gay and run away together and live happily ever after right? guys ? right? guys?

[electrafart]

Ummmmm vavoom heres a fem aziracrow doodle ! Based off of mr gaiman's post here ! Tbh i just wanted to draw crowley with audrey hepburn hair sssssoooooooo yeah....

[whump-queen]

sabotage

a carewhumper who’s constantly engineering situations for whumpee to need them, to run to them crying, to fall to their knees, broken and shattered and so easy to convince that all they need is whumper.

- slashing their tire so they’ll have to call whumper for a ride

- paying dudes to go rob and beat them up so they’ll be bloody and broken and weak and whumper can happen to ‘stumble upon them’ since they were just in the neighborhood…

- sabotaging whumpee’s finances (stealing their rent checks, running up their credit cards) to get them kicked out of whatever meager housing they’ve managed to rent. make them destitute. desperate. and all whumper has to do is waltz in with open arms, maybe a warm coat, and an offer whumpee can’t afford to refuse.

whumpee just doesn’t know why these things keep happening to them. whumper doesn’t help of course; their every word implies it was all whumpee’s fault. that maybe if they weren’t so careless and reckless with these things, maybe they—

no, whumper should just take care of these things for whumpee from now on. that’s what’s best, since whumpee has clearly proven they aren’t responsible enough to manage money, or shopping, let alone a job or really any human responsibilities.

after all, whumpee’s just a broken thing, and only whumper can put them back together.

only whumper will let them break down. only whumper can make them safe. only whumper can hold them close, warm, and just let whumpee collapse into their arms and sob against their neck until they finally drift to sleep.

[multiplicityofmind]

hey chat is this anything?

[hairaimo]

intertwined, sewn together

[aq2003]

(@variousqueerthings he's so melodramatic and sad. it's soooooo </33)

[transcript:

"i said. i was fine. fine about you leaving. aand.. i'm not. so many of you have come and gone, i never get used to it, think i would've done by now but-but-but. No... just when i think it's all going well, we'll be together forever, you're wandering off to go save another universe or get married—how do you lot fall in love so quickly?"

"well, funny you should say that—"

"i just don't get it. but ehhh, short lives, i suppose. still, so long as you're happy, and you're with the right man, and—he is the right man? Eeehhh—yEs he is yes he is 'course he is, of COUrSe he is, and i mean, i mean, well, no man is gonna be good enough for my donna but YES yes [inhales] off you go! every time, one of you leaves. i'm not ready! i never am, you lot. uuUUhgh. [deep breath]. every one of you, a heartbreaker—"

"that's why you've got two of them, stupid. listen—"

"yeah, i suppose, but it doesn't... make it any easier, you all leave... even the robot dog left me. twice!"

"alright, doctor, i am trying to—"

"and another thing! the universe just never gives me a break! a chance to lick my wounds, a spa day, maybe? but aw, no, Giant Cloud Of Alien Death. well, fine. i'll sort that out. [inhales] one more thing. so many more things. never NEVER never ends."

/end transcript]

[lulublack90]

Prompt 29 - Complex

@jegulus-microfic June 29, Word count 484

Previous part First part

He had Regulus in his arms again. He kept close to him, he wasn’t going to make the mistake of leaving a gap big enough for someone else to sneak into again. Regulus was just relaxing into him when. 

“Yoohoo! James, darling!” His mother called across to him from the bar. He buried his head in Regulus's neck and groaned. Why on earth were they here? He could feel Regulus snickering under him. He turned his head and saw Sirius mooning over his dad and had no doubt in his mind who had invited his parents. “James, darling, over here!” Effie waved at him her arms above her head. He groaned again but slowly led Regulus over to them. 

“Mum, Dad, what are you doing here?” He asked with a strained smile as his mother wrapped him in a hug. When she finally let go, she pulled Regulus into his arms.

“Sirius here invited us. He said it would be fun,” Effie told him. 

“And fun it shall be!” Sirius cheered. “SHOTS!!!” He handed everyone a shot. James’s jaw dropped when both his parents threw them back and accepted another. 

“SHOTS!!!” A mass of blonde hair raced towards them. Marlene skidded to a stop and Sirius poured the drink into her mouth. “WOOHOO!!!!” She cried at the top of her lungs. Dorcas came trailing in behind her. 

“Babe, chill, the night’s not even started yet,” Dorcas laughed at her over-enthusiastic fiancé.

“EFFIE!!!!” Marlene cried and jumped into his mum’s arms, wrapping her legs around her waist. 

“Marlene my sweet girl, how are you?” Effie hugged her tightly. 

“I’m engaged!” Marlene squealed, showing her the ring on her finger. 

“Mary,” Effie turned towards the bar. “We are going to need more shots!” Everyone cheered apart from James. Monty came over to him and patted his shoulder. 

“Better drink that shot son, I think you’re going to need it.” He chuckled and winked mischievously at Regulus before sinking another shot and letting Sirius drag him out onto the dance floor. James threw back the shot and took another off the bar. 

“I’m sorry I made you lose the bet with Sirius,” He sighed to Regulus. “This is just going to be hell,” 

“Shut up and have another shot,” Regulus reached over and grabbed two from Mary. They clinked them together and drank. 

He looked over the dance floor and wished he hadn’t. His parents were fully embracing the evening and were dancing along with his friends. His dad was cringingly attempting to do the robot and his mother. He covered his eyes, not wanting to see that. She was twisting her hips in a complex pattern wiggling in a way he’d never wanted to see his mother do, ever, with Marlene and Pandora. 

“Reg, please can we go home?” He begged. Regulus got that wicked glint in his eye and James knew he wasn’t getting out of here anytime soon.  

Final part

[lemon-bread-owo]

Nightlight

(This is base off an Au by @novalizinpeace of their smiling critters cartoon au I hope they like it, also sorry for the poor spelling an or grammar not only did I wrote this late at night I'm just a little dyslexic)

Warning mention Character Death and War

Queen Gaia just got her twins to sleep. Both Dogday and Catnap wanted to see their father when he came home tonight. She couldn't blame them she too wants to see her husband tonight. Not only will he be there for a longer but also be home for the twin's 4th birthday next week. She can only hope he will stay longer before going out again for the war. She was all most to the throne room when she heard a yell be hide her. "Your highness" it was rush out of the Messager mouth as they ran in. "What new do you give tonight?" she asks with a smile. "It your husband, he died this morning in the battlefield, I'm sorry your highness." the Messager softly said to the now widowed Queen Gaia. Queen face slowly turned one of shock, as she run though her head of what they just said. "I-I I'm sorry come again" she said not believing the words coming out of the Messager mouth. Her beloved die on the battlefield without the warmth of his family by him. Leaving not only her not only widowed but their children fatherless. This must be some cruel joke someone came up with. "My highness, I only speak of the truth you husband had die this morning" the Messager said in pity. "I'm sorry I need to take my leave" Gaia said before rushing off. Gaia heart couldn't take it, he was gone, and she can't do anything about it. She opens the door to her bedroom now. She tries to stand up using her bed, but she couldn't keep herself up any longer and falls onto the floor. she let out soft sobs, that slowly turn into a wail of pain. How is she going to explain this to her boys. She didn't get any sleep that night.

(Hopely I didn't do Queen Gaia dirty. I also know I took some leap with the ages(maybe), but I think Catnap and Dogday being thee made more senses to me. They remeber their father but like not a lot if you know what I mean. Nova I hope you like this, it is my first ever fanfic I posted that wasn't for myself. Also, if people like this I may write more about nova au and or mine own)

[lizasweetling]

Ok, so the Other is implied in the novels be be called 'the Other' because contrary to what Europan sparks do when they wreck the world there's no apparent gain, only wholesale slaughter and the terrifying absence of Gloating?? so 'the Other' for how terrifyingly alien this force of orbital bombardment meets Zombie Plague!!

but like. This is also a story. Which is what initially led me to the notion I will now share- the Other is 'the other Lucrezia' I postulate, that if only for drama, once there were two Lucrezia in the same time and the same place

One that was native to that point in time, and up to this point, unaware of her murderous and tragic future- and one from what the first one would see as the future!

and obviously, the second has had the study of untold eons to develop her technology and probably 'peeped into the infinite' as Albia put it- it's not a shock that Young Lu would be terribly impressed and taken with her Older self.

Taken enough that she might even be swayed to take that Older Her's advise and tutelage- eventually causing her to become wildly powerful and well informed (and also explaining why the castle was the first stop the Other hit, and why a bunch of her assistants got stabbed, and she got 'kidnapped'- you don't just believe a 'time traveler willy nillly! the Other needed some time to convince Lu to cooperate, like any other person)

this leads Lu to become the Other! just learning and scholarship (and massive trauma) would make her turn serial killing and infanticide to convince herself to travel back and forward in time to learn and cause the effect that is Herself?

or would it?

After all- if this is such a neat tucked causality, why does Lu not know what happens after she gives Birth to Agatha (what Vrin called the ''time of prophesy')? Why was she so woefully unaware of how to find Agatha, or even stop her from being taken away in the first place?? She has time travel?? She's had time travel for a long time?? How come after this point for some reason it's as though she doesn't have time travel?

you see. I can't help but notice, that there's a 'Lu' that's unlike the rest. One Lu that's not as generous to the collective of Lu's goals. On that has a very vested interest in Lu's rise to power, and beyond that a vested interest in Agatha not only living separate from Lu's plans, but only coming back into play after Barry Rescued her and created the Locket which itself was on track to return to the field.

Zola, or Zolu, as I'm confident that either Lu has reconquered the majority of control or they've merged, requires that Agatha be there and a threat to Lu in order to exist. She would Have to lie to Young Lu that she simply hadn't a clue where the heterodyne girl would be spirited away to- so that she'd be there to kidnap Lu at all.

and a very tidy coup it might would will be, if Zolu steals the revenant empire right out from the collective Lu's nose!

would certainly make her 'the Other Lu' wouldn't it

[madwickedawesome]

which was more culturally significant:

the renaissance or this scene from ride the cyclone

[driftershunt]

Tom Cruise at a heliport in London!

[sleepyjaneart]

Thought I was tapped out on drawing the muppets but managed to come up with a few more.

[stefisdoingthings]

huge fan of godawful men who play the sax btw

[elegantmarigold]

Everyone @ Gwen:

[jewishcissiekj]

when you say underrated I say unreal levels of homoeroticism the likes of rarely seen before in only two-and-a-half scenes

[hirayaea]

i can still hear your voice calling out my name