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Oda and Toei I need confirmation as of yesterday that my sweet angel baby barto is okay because I am not doing well in this moment. 🙃 this national treasure, this absolute unit of a fanboy… there will be rioting in the streets if a green hair on that rooster crest of his is harmed do you understand me??
#bartolomeo one piece#he’s a stan of the people#sorry man of the people#relatable king#one piece#pls keep my sweet fanboy safe from danger thank u#go piss girl#yassop you deadbeat ass dad#stop harassing the youth#and pay your child support#usopp is too good for your sorry ass#red hair pirates#when i catch you#barto club#straw hat pirates
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Ares saying he hates his own kids and the worst day of the year is when they visit him makes my heart break for Clarisse more. Clarisse fights so hard for scraps of her father’s attention and Ares sees her as just another nuisance. He doesn’t care about her unless she’s able to serve him. But Clarisse (like Annabeth) thinks she just has to work harder for him to love her. In her mind, it’s all her fault. Which is why she is so angry when little punk Percy strolls in at twelve years old, no training and unclaimed, and immediately defeats the minotaur. In three days hes already got the gods attention and his father claimed him. Of course she’s angry.
#MY POOR BABY CLARISSE#ARES WHEN I CATCH YOU#PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT ARES#WHATS MORE TRAGIC IS SHE WILL NEVER SEE HIM AS A BAD FATHER#SHE WILL ALWAYS FIGHT FOR HIM#going to camp halfblood with adoption papers for the whole camp#clarisse la rue#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo tv#percy series#pjo tv show#camp halfblood
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr
#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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“Lavellan should be talking to solas in this scene, they’re lovers!!! 😡😡”
“Solas and Varric were fucking the whole time sorry Lavellan 🙄”
Actually you’re all wrong. Solas, Varric and Lavellan were actually in a polycule and both Lavellan and Varric miss their husband very dearly and are waiting for him to come home to see their son.
#seriously Solas Cole misses you#at least pay your fucking child support you dick#this is my third time posting this picture I promise this is the last time#dragon age#solas#solas dragon age#solavellan#dragon age solas#varric dragon age#dragon age varric#varric tethras#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age 4#dragon age veilguard#solas x Varric
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Saw this comment on a post about Superman. Felt the need to share the pain.
#batman#superman#jason todd#kon el kent#redhood#red hood#superboy#kon el#kon el superboy#bruce wayne#bruce wayne is a good dad#clark kent#pay your child support clark
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#Percy pay your child support Jackson#Percy no thanks to immortal godhood Jackson#percy jackson#percy jackson show#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo series#meme#percy jackson memes#demigods#the fact that Percy’s beef with ares transcends memory loss sends me#how’s your ankle#it’s Tuesday!!#which still gives me spn Tuesday trauma lol but if I hadddd to wake up and everyday was Tuesday rn it’d be chill cuz pjo airs#it’d be an eternal watch party
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January 30 2024
My daughter Amanozako
#i always giggle at aogami going ‘demons are evil and untrustworthy you should ditch her young man’ at the start#sir that’s your daughter. you still have to pay child support#smt#smtv#smt v#amanozako#nahobino#vinnigami doodles#stale cheeze
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hc where Grimm and the knight are two aro ace motherfuckers role playing a divorce
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pre-gtn harrow through whatever twist of fate figuring out that gideon is the child of the emperor, but she’s 13 and mentally ill and Going Thru It so instead of like, handling that information in any other manner, she sends John Gaius a child support request. and he’s like “wtf is the ninth house taking about” but it’s kind of worrying and he can’t GO to figure out himself because hello resurrection beasts? and then harrow sends another because the ninth is BROKE and she may not be letting go of her indentured servant but she is going to get that bread and anyway i think this ends with pyrhha politely and amusedly drinking tea that harrowhark brews her at an official diplomatic meeting while pyrhha is pretending she doesn’t notice the corpse puppeting. and then there’s like revolution idk
#harrow ‘get a job. pay your child support’ nonagesimus#would this happen. NO. is it funny to me. YES#mine#the locked tomb
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The thing that the whole "Poseidon told me to stay away" sets up is that it's absolutely going to be thrown back in everyone's faces in season 5 I just can't decide who I want to do the throwing
There's Hermes, who upon finding his favorite (and evilest) son dead on Olympus, could scream in rage at his uncle that he was wrong and that advice caused all of their problems
There's Poseidon, who upon finding the ruins of Olympus and the ruins of his own kingdom waiting for his return but his favorite son shaky but alive, can announce to Hermes and the rest of the Olympians that he was wrong and it was bad advice they should never have followed
Or there's Percy (I think this is most likely), who upon the return of the Olympians to find death and destruction everywhere that they could have prevented, among his "you have to pay attention and claim your kids" speech, can throw back the "you once told me my father said you had to stay away even when it's hard. But none of you did that--if you had, I would have died years ago. I wouldn't have made it through my quests without help from each of you at different times even when you were told not to interfere. I couldn't have fought this war if I hadn't had the support of my father and my family/friends, and we certainly wouldn't have won. You can't ignore your kids, or keep them at arms length and stay out of their lives. That's how we got in this mess in the first place"
#all of these options are fine#I think I'd rather see it be one of the gods#but I'm pretty sure it'll be percy#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy series#percy jackson spoilers#pjo spoilers#pjo tv show#percy jackson tv show#hermes#poseidon#percy “pay your child support” jackson#the last olympian#&thoughts
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how is zeus defending himself in pjo
child 1: tree
child 2: bark bark bark
what is the defense here
"i didn't raise the lightning thief" well no shit hermes didn't either
#he got confused and picked thot son gay daughter#feral son or conduct disorder daughter pick a side#tbf may didn't raise luke either#“he said he'd be back for lunch” your boyfriend's dad is raising his twin want that one?#actually zeus aint raising none of his kids no wonder he was so stressed when he got told to pay child support#hoo#jason grace#pjo#heroes of olympus#thalia grace#grace siblings#zeus pjo#jupiter pjo
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So chill about this, not only Sally’s voice but also her words
#percy jackson spoilers#pjo spoilers#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#sally jackson#rick riordan#pjo#also the way they corrected the River location problem#pretty good#this show is drugs to me#percy ‘pay your child support’ jackson vs the olympians
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Reborn would have WORDS with the God who knocked up his daughter without child support. Words with a gun pointed.
Poseidon has never feared a mortal, okay? But looking down the barrel of a gun that had just been a lizard at the man who claimed to be Sally’s father who apparently hadn’t died in a plane crash but had instead been cursed to protect the balance of the world be is certainly starting to feel a little nervous… just a little… totally a little.
Meanwhile Percy is at Reborn’s shoulder just glad that after years of trying to get the gods to pay child support someone is finally getting results.
#the elf talks#pjo#katekyo hitman reborn#reborn holding a god at gunpoint: Pay. your. child. support.#Percy: *frantically taking notes*
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Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…
These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)
Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time
#they literally tried to mug a child based on this assumption#the fact your thunderbolt was stealable sounds like a you issue buddy#I’d be too embarrassed to admit to that#hades sent a MINOTAUR after him!!!#what the hell man???#you’re LUCKY no one died!!!#pretty sure even kids who wanted their parents involved in their life would’ve told him to go fuck off#me? i didn’t care#so I wouldn’t probably yelled at them#you don’t even send me a card and you want me to commit a felony for you?#go to hell poisedon#the entire book series I wanted Percy to serve him with child support papers#EVEN AFTER he’s claimed he STILL doesn’t pay child support!!!#sally has to get the money from her murdered husband#low key was rooting for Kronos and the gods to destroy each other#deadbeat dad#mine#pjo#pjo series#hades#Zeus#posideon#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#Percy jackson
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Hunter x Hunter brainrot continues
#art#aspiring artist#art student#drawing#commissions open#genderqueer artist#lgbtq artist#queer artist#sketchbook#kite#kaito#ging#pay your goddamn child support#nen#punch#ging getting what he deserves#kite hxh#gon deserves better#hunter x hunter#hunter x hunter fanart#hxh fanart#ging is a terrible dad
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Honestly as someone who is partially adopted,
The fact that the doctor didn't go to the biological mother, let her walk away, didn't need to find that information, is so...
My mom was a single mother for a few years, because my bio father didn't stick around. My dad is the one she married, the one who raised me, the one who celebrates adoption day with me.
Ruby has her family. I get wanting to know, wanting to understand, and it's clear she does want that, but she doesn't need that. Her mom makes the point of being glad she didn't find anyone because she's ruby's mom
And there's not enough stories out there where that's just accepted. My biological father tried to get in touch with me when I turned 19 and I told him to fuck off (well, i didn't respond so my mom did with my permission), because he's not my dad. I don't have an interest in seeing him, in getting to know him.
"Aren't you curious?" No, not really!
I get the idea of wanting Ruby to secretly be alien-ish since we dont know her genetics but... there's something special to me, for her to be an ordinary girl. A foundling, adopted. Her biological relations not mattering because her family is the one she HAS
That means a lot to me
#egg speaks#doctor who#ruby sunday#also if my sperm donor wants to know me he should pay my mom and i the 40k child support he owes#moved to texas and joined the military fo avoid paying#has 2 kids and a wife now or smth#my mom checked his fb when he tried to contact me#which i just went *hey mom look at what i got lmao*#but yeah idk adopted ruby important to me ig#i get the people who do want to know#but to me it just. never appealed#and maybe its because i do have the answers#but theres something to be said about not needing those answers to know your family
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