I think Danny Phantom fandom is absolutely sleeping on the sheer dumb bulshittery Danny, Sam and Tucker generate on the regular and it’s a fucking shame. Like, the three of them have exactly one (1) single braincell between them, and the only one to use it at least semi-regularly is Jazz. You literally can’t leave them for five minutes without them stumbling into some new bullshit every single time. Granted, a lot of times bullshit finds them first instead of the other way around, but by god will they make the situation worse. They run into the situations with the same reckless abandon the cockchafers fly into any solid obstacle in their way, and you’d think that at least one of them will be the voice of reason, and you’d be dead wrong.
Danny? He thought pranking a murder happy millionaire with a vindictive streak the size of Grand Canyon was a great idea. And then, like a moron, he decided to use equally murder happy government agency with a huge prejudice against ghosts and a vendetta against him, personally. Absolutely nothing that could go wrong with that, obviously!
(spoiler alert, things did go very wrong very fast)
Tucker? A valid choice at the first glance, except he is always down to commit crimes for either his friends or just for funsies. Remember that time he ran an obviously illegal babysitting scam business? Or that time when he brainwashed and then dimensionally displaced the whole school into Ancient Egypt setting? Another notable instances of Tucker being a menace, in no particular order: organised o pro-meat protest in a few hours, tried to shoot a ghost with his phone as a projectile (and succeeded), sold Sam out to a ghost out of sheer pettiness, gave Skulker an alarm-induced ptsd, almost killed Danny that one time (don’t worry, Danny was fine) and in general committed to being bullshit-enabling gremlin.
Now Sam would seem the most grounded and reasonable out of three of them, but it is what SHE wants you to believe. She is just as, if not more, unhinged as the boys, she just hides it better. Remember that time she trashed the castle and antagonised a few dozen of armed guards, while having no back up, no weapons, no allies and while being in some shithole in the Ghost Zone? And then basically told a tyrannical asshole with op dragon powers “fuck you and your entire kingdom” in the face? And then rode another dragon who put said asshole through a wall? Good times.
They all seem like perfectly reasonable people at the first glance, and then Tucker and Danny would dare each other to lick that weird glowing green rock, and Sam would roll her eyes and groan about how stupid boys are, and then Tucker would dare her to lick that glowing rock too, and Danny will say, “Come on, Tuck, it’s okay if she’s too afraid to do it-”, and yes, Sam and her mother have many disagreements on a lot of things, but both her mother AND Granny did not raise a fucking bitch, move over, Tucker, or so help her the spirit of Pandora-
They all end up absolutely miserable in ecto-containment units sick as hell with ecto-flu and on all questions answer that no, they don’t know how this happened, maybe it was ghost attack last week, they did get blasted by that green goo, after all, but really, they have absolutely no idea, honest. Jazz suspects something, but she also has no proof and therefore can’t prove anything. In the end, it was one of the worst weeks in their life and they all ended up swearing to not do it ever again.
(they do end up doing it again two months later)
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The internet is amazing because if before the commoners and the wealthy were separated to such an extent they barely glimpsed into each other's lives, now we get to hear those well off in society complaining about cruises, vacations, fancy earphones, incomprehensibly expensive computer parts and niche pieces of equipment being expensive, while I need to weight my pasta to make sure it does indeed last for 7 meals rather than six so it's one less expense ""in the long run"", or wear trainers with a busted sole for months because shoes "are an unnecessary expense if these still work, no matter how much the rubber is snapping off", or eat like shit for an entire week because how dare I send 40€ on a second hand game instead of thinking off how many tuna cans, rice packs and vegetables that is. Or making groceries last so I can pay my pets' food.
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went on a bacon-hunting expedition into the city for the Gongcha collab and returned with the spoils of war! I didn't get any of the themed drinks, but instead picked some weird fringe-picks bc I had always been meaning to try them ever since my uni days was that really a decade ago... wow when I had to pass by it on my way to the bus home haha :')
reviewing my weird drinks under the cut; we're tasting the Honeydew Smoothie (the most normal), Wintermelon Tea Latte and their side-promo Sweet Corn Milk Tea! :D
Honeydew Smoothie: 8/10
tbh this is the most normal of the bunch because my usual Chatime order is always the honeydew milk tea so I know I'll love it! this one comes in a smoothie form which has unfortunately (mostly) melted in transit to become....... literally just my usual honeydew milk tea lmao :'D
it DOES taste more honeydewy though! like there's more of the powder/syrup/whatever in there ratio-wise which is very nice, overall it was as good as expected :DD
Wintermelon Tea Latte: 5/10
ok so this one has a very subtle flavour compared to the strong honeydew lol, I can definitely taste the tea part but I'm not so sure where the wintermelon is yet... I think maybe drinking two melony drinks has made it hard to tell apart so I'm gonna sip the last one and come back to this lol
EDIT: no ok it's still very subtle, it's there but not by much, so it mostly tastes like tea-infused milk which is a little disappointing! but oh well, it's still tasty and drinkable so that's a win haha
Sweet Corn Milk Tea: 2/10
now for the strangest of the bunch, I love corn but do I love it in a drink........ the answer is BOY HOWDY... maybe???? oh my god it really does taste like those powdered turtle corn chips in a way that I'm on the fence about; it's a VERY sweet and definitely powder-tasting flavour which I don't think I like in the end!
.................after a bit more sipping, yeah this one is definitely a miss-- I think even with the option to add less sugar it would still taste iffy, it's the powder which just doesn't mix well with cold milk (mind you they DID have a hot option available which probably would have blended better, and would maybe remind me more of a nice thin corn soup instead of this weird weird beverage I have here in my hand lmao)... at least we can say we tried a corn-flavoured drink though!
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(1/5 @infamous-if MC’s; more details here)
Alana Carita, lead singer of Promised Promises
Fans call themselves ‘The Promisers’ and call Soft Violence fans (especially those who were Alana or Alana/Seven fans) ‘Broken Promises’. (Alana has no idea about this, or she’d be heartbroken)
The mainstream calls her the ‘Mexican Taylor Swift’, which MOST of her fans hate, but some -- get it. (Alana thinks it’s flattering!)
She has been playing guitar most of her life, and used to post tutorials. She doesn’t as much any more. However, she does still have an online presence -- a lot of it is spent thanking fans, posting pictures about cookies native to places she’s toured, gushing over fashion, and supporting trans rights.
Her fans are SUPER over protective of her because they think she’s a ‘cinnamon roll too soft for the world; too pure’ and a ‘naive romantic (affectionate)’
She vocally sounds like a mix of Lindi Ortega (she’s actually done a cover of ‘To Love Somebody’ too that sounds similar) and Brandi Carlile.*
Her fans absolutely go gaga for her commitment to faerie tale and romantic aesthetics on stage (and for the camera); and are as dedicated to wearing something pink (or pastel) whenever Promised Promises performs. Some even wear flower crowns. Yes, even the chadbros.
There is no one in the world who can get her to bad mouth Seven. And she’s a supporter of Soft Violence. Much to many of the Promisers chargin. (As for the few who secrety the ship the two women and wish for a best friend reunion -- well, they’re smart enough to keep that to themselves. JK: They don’t but most try to ignore them. They’re seen as worse than the Broken Promisers).
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