#and one (1) ex outdoor educator

[ahedgehogonthesea]

The majority of the notes on this quiz are either

1) God I wish I was one of your kids

2) God I wish I was you

3) I fucking LOVE herons

I finally made a uquiz! Tell me what cool ass woodland organism you are. I'm a professional and the result is based on science and definitely not just vibes

[nicoarangoo]

There are constantly two things on my mind and they are Taylor Swift and The Sims so here’s a fun lil thing I put together since I had no plans this weekend. (I actually started writing this a year ago)

I know some people have done similar challenges inspired by Taylor so feel free to bend the rules to your liking, each gen it’s based mostly on the ✨vibes✨ of each era.

If you do play it and want to share it here or anywhere else you can use #theeraslegacychallenge cuz I’d love to see it 

Gen 1: Debut 💚

Hold on to your horses kid, you’re about to become the new country music star from Chestnut Ridge and find your place in this world 🤠

Aspiration: Musical Genius 

Traits: Cheerful, loves outdoors, Music lover.

Career: Entertainment 

Rules:

start on an empty lot with nothing but a guitar

complete the aspiration and reach top of career

Master the guitar and singing skills 

Have a breakup before finding spouse

Celebrate every winter fest 

Live in Chestnut Ridge all your life 

• Keep your first guitar to pass on to your children 

Gen 2: Fearless 💛

Oh golden child it’s a love story just say yes! This gen starts when your sim is a teen 🫶🏼

Aspiration: serial romantic 

Traits: Romantic, family oriented and horse lover

Career: Actress (sweet sweet superstar)

Rules: 

get a (white) horse as a child 

Complete a teen aspiration 

Marry your highschool sweetheart 

Master the horse training and charisma skills 

Have at least 3 children 

Complete the serial romantic aspiration 

Keep your first gold horse competition medal to pass on to your kids 

Gen 3: Speak now 💜

Next chapter!  Time for some sparks to fly 

Aspiration: Academic 

Traits: Bookworm, cat lover, geek

Career: education 

Rules:

be a spellcaster 

Interrupt the wedding of your future spouse (since there’s no actual option to do this you can play it out however you want)

Have a cat (or 3)

Get a degree in university 

Get the dragon familiar 

Master the the writing skill

• Write a book called the story of us to pass on as an heirloom 

Gen 4: Red ❤️

It feels like a perfect Gen to dress up as hipsters and make fun of our exes 

Aspiration: Successful lineage 

Traits: Snob, romantic, hot headed 

Career: Writer  

Rules: 

Have a big break up as young adult 

Start your career after said breakup 

Name one of your books All Too Well

Master the writing and knitting skills 

Reach the top of your career 

Keep one of your knitting projects as an heirloom 

Gen 5: 1989 🩵

Welcome to San Myshuno! You came to the big city after leaving your family home to live your wildest dreams and never went out of style 

Aspiration: City Native 

Traits: ambitious, insider, dance machine 

Career: Style influencer 

Rules: 

move to San Myshuno as a young adult 

Master the photography and dancing skills 

Have a close group of friends and go out to parties often 

Decorate your room with pictures of your life 

Have only one child 

The heirloom for this Gen is a picture of your sim by the sea 

Gen 6: reputation 🖤

Ready for it? You don’t love the drama it loves you 

Aspiration: Master Vampire 

Traits: Loyal, Art lover,  high maintenance 

Career: writer - journalist branch then reaper 

Rules: 

Get turned into a vampire as a young adult 

Get fired from your writer job after reaching the journalist branch 

Wear a piece of the delicate jewelry set with your at least one outfit 

At some point get a low reputation then raise it back up 

Master the vampire lore aspiration 

Get the vampire cure after your heir has grown up

• The delicate jewelry piece is this gen’s heirloom 

Gen 7: Lover 🩷

You will be complex, you will be cool 

Aspiration: Soulmate 

Traits: Romantic, cat lover, creative 

Career: business- management branch as a young adult then romance consultant as an adult 

Rules:

live in a suburban house inspired by the lover house 

Help your parent find the vampire cure 

Have a holiday with your family every summer 

Have a cat 

Master the painting and mixology skills 

Reach the top of one of your careers and complete the aspiration 

Keep one of your painting as an heirloom 

Gen 8: Folklore 🩶

You had a marvelous time growing everything!

Aspiration: Renaissance sim 

Traits: loves outdoors, loner, bookworm

Career: Gardening - floral designer branch 

Rules:

live in a cottage in henford on bagley or brindleton bay 

Have a well kept garden 

Write books in your free time but do not sell them 

Be in a love triangle as a teen 

Master the herbalism, floral arranging and baking skills 

Craft an heirloom of your choosing

Gen 9: Evermore 🤎

Life was Willow and it bend right to your wind 

Aspiration: Spellcraft and sorcery

Traits: Bookworm, genius, clumsy 

Career: detective 

Rules:

Become a spellcaster 

Live in Glimmerbrook

Master the nectar making skill

Complete the tarot collection 

Complete you aspiration and quit your job as an adult 

After quitting become a home chef

Keep an excellent quality nectar bottle as this gens heirloom 

Gen 10: Midnights 💙

Best believe you’re still bejeweled!

And also you’re like some kind of congressman 

Aspiration: Crystal crafter 

Traits: music lover, overachiever, snob 

Career: Politician 

Rules:

Complete the crystal crafter aspiration 

Get fired from your career at some point 

After getting fired make a living from selling jewelry 

Master the gemology and piano skills 

Keep your favorite piece of jewelry as this gen’s heirloom 

Gen 11: Tortured poets 🤍

So tortured so poetic

Aspiration: bestselling author 

Traits: gloomy, bookworm, romantic 

Career: Writer 

Rules:

marry a sim in the athlete career 

Master the writing skill

Complete the aspiration and get the poetic trait 

Have a room with all the previous generations heirlooms 

Write a book for each of the 31 songs on TTPD 

See you next Era!

[nicromancytarot]

Hey. I hope you are well and that you have a beautiful and blessed week ! I'm a Capricorn sign and ascendant, I'm single and I want to know when my FS will show up. I've been having some dreams about his characteristics and personalities and and every time I read a tarot reading it always says the same thing about personality, career and him. But I want to know more about him, when he will appear, his career, friends, family and hobbies.

Thank you for reading!!!!

Timing was a weird one because I think you might have already met this person, whether you know it or not. For the timing of when this will progress into something more serious, I’m getting 1 year, 3 months, 7 weeks and 15 days (I’m in my countdown era.)

HIS CAREER

Not going to lie or try to sugarcoat it, I believe he will be or has been fired, made redundant, or he quit his job for another reason. I do notice that he has the tendency to try and live off other peoples finances, his family seem to be the main people he relies on for this. Eventually he will see that he cannot live like this and will start looking out for a job to fill his desires and time. I see this job being something he’s very new to, it seems mainly female dominated, so it will be completely out of his element, but he will do good in this position, and he will make a good amount of money. I also see that you guys may have met here or this is where he will build his most important friendships.

FRIENDS

I believe he only had two very close friends and they’re honestly the complete opposite, one of them is described as luxurious, pampered, ambitious, charitable, stable and abundant. While the other is described as intimidating, selfish, unconventional (I got a goat for him, and goats can suck their own dicks, so yeah, quite unconventional.) His friends really are two sides of one coin. I also see that these people are part of his soul family.

FAMILY

His family are like a community, rather then a connection, I suppose you could describe them as a bit of a cult. I see a woman in his family that will not like how close you are to him, they will feel very possessive over him and maybe even reprimand you because of it. You will certainly have to put your boundaries up around these people and really watch your back when they are around. Their might be an ex of his that they prefer over you or miss, tell your spouse if you feel disappointed, upset or wary around his family, and he will be sure to say something to them.

They seem to have a lot of money, and overall they are a very lucky family, but they can certainly come off quite snaky.

HOBBIES

He likes a bit of everything, I see an emphasis on water sports, and things that he has to get up and physically do. He enjoys being outdoors and within nature, He also might go out early in the morning and then come back late at night, as he has a tendency to get caught up in his hobbies. I also see he might be a bit spiritual, he might do some sort of spiritual teaching or learning as a side hustle or just for fun and education.

[meaganreadproperty]

Is Now a Good Time to Buy Property in Cedar Vale?

When considering a real estate investment, property for sale Cedar Vale offers a compelling opportunity in the Australian housing market. This scenic locale, nestled within Queensland, continues to attract homebuyers and investors alike due to its blend of rural charm and accessibility to major urban centers. Understanding the current market conditions, local amenities, and future growth potential is crucial to determine if now is the right time to buy property in Cedar Vale.

Overview of the Cedar Vale Property Market

Cedar Vale is known for its tranquil environment, spacious land parcels, and family-friendly atmosphere. Unlike densely populated metropolitan areas, property for sale Cedar Vale typically offers larger blocks, allowing for lifestyle benefits such as privacy, outdoor activities, and the possibility of hobby farming or gardening.

The real estate market in this region has shown resilience, supported by steady demand from buyers seeking a balance between rural living and proximity to Brisbane and Logan City. Recent years have seen an increased interest in regional properties, fueled by lifestyle changes and remote work trends, positioning Cedar Vale as a noteworthy option for prospective buyers.

Factors Driving Demand for Property in Cedar Vale

Several factors contribute to the growing demand for property for sale Cedar Vale, including:

1. Lifestyle Appeal

Cedar Vale’s natural beauty and peaceful surroundings are ideal for those wanting to escape the hustle of city life without sacrificing convenience. Residents enjoy access to parks, nature reserves, and outdoor recreational facilities, which significantly enhance the quality of life.

2. Proximity to Key Urban Centers

Despite its rural charm, Cedar Vale is within reasonable commuting distance to Brisbane, one of Australia’s fastest-growing cities. This makes it appealing for professionals who desire a quiet home environment while maintaining access to employment, education, and entertainment hubs.

3. Affordable Land and Housing Options

Compared to inner-city properties, property for sale Cedar Vale often represents more affordable real estate options, attracting first-time buyers, families, and retirees seeking value. The availability of large blocks allows for custom home builds and potential expansion.

Economic and Market Conditions Affecting Property Prices

The current economic environment in Australia plays a pivotal role in shaping the Cedar Vale property market. Factors such as interest rates, government incentives for homebuyers, and local infrastructure development influence market dynamics.

Interest rates have a direct impact on borrowing costs. With historically low rates in recent years, buyers found it easier to finance purchases. However, fluctuating rates require careful financial planning.

Government programs aimed at supporting home ownership in regional areas can provide added incentives, making property for sale Cedar Vale even more accessible.

Infrastructure investments in transport, schools, and community facilities further enhance the area’s attractiveness and potential property value growth.

Potential Risks and Considerations

While the outlook for property for sale Cedar Vale is positive, buyers should also consider potential risks:

Market fluctuations: Real estate markets can be cyclical, and regional areas may experience slower appreciation compared to metropolitan zones.

Development regulations: Local zoning laws and environmental protections could affect the ability to develop or modify land.

Commute times: For some, daily travel to the city may be a factor influencing lifestyle and work balance.

Future Growth Prospects in Cedar Vale

Cedar Vale’s future growth prospects are bolstered by ongoing regional development and increasing interest in lifestyle properties. The suburb’s strategic location and quality of life appeal are likely to sustain demand for property for sale Cedar Vale. With expanding infrastructure and community amenities, property values may see gradual appreciation over time.

Additionally, broader trends toward remote working and flexible lifestyles continue to drive buyers toward regional and semi-rural areas, supporting the potential for stable investment returns in Cedar Vale.

Conclusion: Is Now the Right Time to Buy Property in Cedar Vale?

Evaluating whether now is a good time to buy property for sale Cedar Vale depends on individual circumstances, including financial readiness, lifestyle preferences, and long-term goals. The area offers a unique combination of affordability, lifestyle quality, and accessibility that appeals to a broad spectrum of buyers.

With its strong lifestyle advantages and positive growth outlook, Cedar Vale remains a worthwhile consideration for those seeking property in Queensland’s regional markets. Prospective buyers should conduct thorough research and consult local real estate professionals to make informed decisions aligned with current market trends.

In summary, for buyers seeking a balanced rural-urban lifestyle with promising future value, property for sale Cedar Vale presents a solid opportunity in today’s real estate landscape.

[chhibrin]

Why IFA Defence Academy is the Top Choice for CDS Coaching in Chandigarh

For thousands of young aspirants across India, joining the armed forces is not just a career path but a proud calling. Among the various defence exams, the Combined Defence Services (CDS) exam stands out as one of the most competitive and prestigious. To crack this exam, aspirants seek out the best guidance available — and when it comes to CDS coaching in Chandigarh, IFA Defence Academy has earned a reputation that speaks for itself.

The Growing Demand for CDS Coaching

Cracking the CDS exam requires more than just theoretical knowledge. It demands a combination of mental aptitude, strategic preparation, and physical discipline. That’s why many students turn toward coaching institutes that offer structured programs and expert mentorship. Chandigarh, known for its educational excellence, has become a hub for defence aspirants, and IFA Defence Academy stands at the forefront of this competitive landscape.

About IFA Defence Academy

Founded with a vision to shape the future of India’s defence personnel, IFA Defence Academy is a premier institute offering training for various defence entrance exams including CDS, NDA, AFCAT, and SSB interviews. Located in the heart of Chandigarh, the academy has successfully helped hundreds of students realize their dream of wearing the uniform.

What sets IFA Defence Academy apart is its holistic approach. They don’t just prepare you to clear the written exam; they prepare you to become an officer. With a team of experienced faculty members, most of whom have served in the Indian Armed Forces, the academy offers an environment that cultivates leadership, discipline, and confidence.

What Makes IFA the Best Choice for CDS Coaching in Chandigarh?

1. Experienced Faculty

IFA Defence Academy prides itself on having a faculty team that includes ex-defence personnel, subject matter experts, and seasoned educators. They bring firsthand knowledge of the CDS exam pattern, syllabus, and most importantly, what the Services Selection Board (SSB) looks for in a candidate.

2. Comprehensive Study Material

The academy provides well-structured and updated study material that covers every topic of the CDS syllabus. From English comprehension to general knowledge and elementary mathematics, the content is curated in a way that simplifies even the most complex concepts.

3. Mock Tests and Regular Assessments

IFA Defence Academy conducts regular mock tests that simulate the real CDS exam environment. These assessments help students manage time, understand their strengths and weaknesses, and build exam confidence.

4. SSB Interview Preparation

Clearing the CDS written exam is only half the battle. The SSB interview is what truly tests your potential as an officer. IFA Defence Academy offers specialized SSB coaching that includes psychological testing, group discussions, personal interviews, and outdoor tasks.

5. Physical Training and Personality Development

To ensure that students are physically fit and mentally strong, the academy provides physical training sessions led by retired army personnel. Additionally, personality development classes help candidates boost their communication skills, body language, and overall confidence.

The Strategic Location of Chandigarh

Choosing Chandigarh for CDS preparation offers a distinct advantage. The city is well-planned, safe, and boasts an academic-friendly environment. With a mix of urban facilities and serene landscapes, students can focus on their preparation without unnecessary distractions. For those looking for CDS coaching in Chandigarh, this city offers the perfect setting to stay motivated and disciplined.

Success Stories from IFA Defence Academy

Nothing speaks louder than results. IFA Defence Academy has produced numerous officers who are now proudly serving in the Indian Army, Navy, and Air Force. The academy regularly celebrates the success of its alumni and uses their journeys as motivational stories for current students.

One of the recent achievers, Rahul Verma, shared his experience:

"IFA Defence Academy didn’t just help me clear the CDS exam; they helped me become the person I needed to be to succeed in the SSB. The environment, the mentors, the physical training — it all came together to shape my success story."

Affordable and Flexible Learning Options

IFA Defence Academy offers a range of flexible course durations, including crash courses, regular six-month programs, and weekend batches for college students. The fee structure is transparent and designed to be affordable, ensuring that financial constraints don’t become a barrier for aspiring officers.

Final Thoughts

Preparing for the CDS exam is not just about hard work; it’s about smart work, right guidance, and unshakable motivation. At IFA Defence Academy, students find all three. The academy’s focus on comprehensive preparation, personality development, and individual mentoring makes it the go-to destination for CDS coaching in Chandigarh.

So, if you or someone you know is passionate about serving the nation and looking for top-notch training, IFA Defence Academy is where that journey should begin.

[kavinderrawat]

Beyond Books: How Dehradun’s Best Defence Academy Prepares You Mentally and Physically!

Imagine waking up before sunrise, lacing up your boots, and stepping onto a ground where future warriors are forged. This isn't a scene from a military movie — it's real life at the Best Defence Academy in Dehradun. Here, education doesn’t just come from books; it’s drilled into the mind, sculpted into the body, and ignited in the spirit.

Welcome to the Dehradun Military Academy, where preparation goes beyond paper and training is a lifestyle.

Why Defence Aspirants Need More Than Just Academic Coaching

Let’s get real — cracking exams like NDA, CDS, or AFCAT isn’t just about solving math problems or memorizing GK facts. It’s about developing the mindset of a soldier, the discipline of a leader, and the fitness of a warrior. That’s exactly where most coaching institutes fall short — they focus only on marks, not mindset.

But the Dehradun Military Academy changes the game.

“In battle, you don’t just fight with weapons. You fight with your will.”

Mental Conditioning: Building Resilience, Confidence, and Focus

1. Stress Management & Psychological Toughness

Competitive exams are pressure cookers. One wrong move, and years of effort can crumble.

At Dehradun Military Academy, stress management techniques are part of the curriculum. Students are trained in:

Time management strategies to tackle multiple subjects effectively

Meditation and mindfulness sessions to improve focus and emotional stability

Cognitive games and mental drills to enhance memory, problem-solving, and quick decision-making

These sessions are conducted under expert trainers, many of whom are ex-defence personnel and psychologists.

"Training the mind is just as important as training the muscles."

2. Confidence-Building Activities

Confidence isn’t taught in books — it’s built through experience. The academy hosts:

Group discussions

Mock interviews (SSB focused)

Debates and extempore rounds

Leadership camps

These activities not only boost articulation but also teach students to command attention and respect — a key quality for future officers.

“The best defence academy in Dehradun doesn’t just teach answers — it teaches attitude.”

Physical Fitness: Turning Aspirants into Athletes

No surprise here — you can’t serve in the defence with a weak body. Every defence exam has physical efficiency tests, and the academy ensures every student clears them with confidence.

1. Daily PT and Fitness Regimes

Mornings start with Physical Training (PT), similar to what cadets experience at NDA or IMA. This includes:

Running (2.4 km timed runs)

Push-ups, sit-ups, chin-ups

Endurance drills

Agility tests

The result? Students not only gain stamina but also build an unstoppable work ethic.

"You sweat more in training so you bleed less in battle."

2. Customized Nutrition & Fitness Counseling

Fitness isn’t just about exercise — it’s about what you fuel your body with. The Dehradun Military Academy provides nutritional guidance tailored for aspiring cadets, ensuring they stay:

Lean but strong

Alert and energized

Immune to burnout

With regular health check-ups and dietary suggestions, students are taught to treat their body like a soldier's temple.

SSB Training: The Real Battlefield of Selection

One of the most feared — and often failed — stages of defence recruitment is the Service Selection Board (SSB). Unlike regular exams, SSB tests personality, leadership, and social intelligence over 5 grueling days.

The Best Defence Academy in Dehradun has a unique module for SSB that includes:

1. Personal Interview Coaching

Students face mock interviews that mirror real SSB panels. With ex-officers in the panel, they get:

Genuine feedback

Personality grooming tips

Confidence to face high-pressure situations

2. Group Testing Officer (GTO) Tasks

Physical and outdoor SSB tasks like:

Obstacle courses

Group planning exercises

Command tasks

These develop team spirit, courage, and clarity in communication — traits that make an officer stand out.

3. Psychology Tests

Sessions like:

Thematic Apperception Test (TAT)

Word Association Test (WAT)

Situation Reaction Test (SRT)

...are practiced under expert guidance, helping students project the right personality traits expected by the SSB board.

“Defence isn’t just about what you know, it’s about who you are. And the right academy knows how to bring out your best self.”

Military Discipline: The Backbone of Defence Preparation

Discipline is the heartbeat of a soldier, and this value is deeply ingrained into the daily routine of the academy:

Fixed wake-up and lights-out timings

Scheduled meal times

Zero tolerance for procrastination or misconduct

Regular drills and inspections

Students don’t just study defence — they live it.

Mentorship from Real Heroes: Learning from the Best

The academy boasts a faculty of ex-army officers, psychologists, fitness trainers, and SSB selectors, bringing years of on-ground defence experience.

Students regularly interact with:

Retired defence officers

Serving personnel

Toppers and alumni now in the armed forces

These interactions inspire, motivate, and provide practical insights that books simply cannot.

Extra-Curricular Activities: Developing the All-Rounder in You

An officer isn’t just a fighter — he’s a thinker, speaker, and strategist.

That’s why Dehradun Military Academy emphasizes:

Adventure sports like trekking, rock climbing, obstacle races

Public speaking and personality development sessions

Community service and leadership projects

These experiences help students:

Break mental barriers

Develop empathy and leadership

Learn to operate under pressure

Why Dehradun? The Ideal City for Defence Aspirants

Nestled in the lap of the Himalayas, Dehradun offers the perfect blend of peace, focus, and military legacy.

With institutions like IMA, RIMC, and Doon School in its vicinity, the city breathes discipline, tradition, and academic excellence.

The Best Defence Academy in Dehradun draws inspiration from this environment to create a culture of excellence — not just in training, but in values.

The Result? A Higher Success Rate and Stronger Cadets

With this holistic approach, students of Dehradun Military Academy consistently:

Clear NDA/CDS written exams

Ace SSB interviews

Perform well in physical and psychological tests

Join the ranks of India’s finest officers

“They come as students, but leave as leaders.”

Conclusion: More Than Just a Coaching Center

If you're looking for the Best Defence Academy in Dehradun, don't just settle for books and blackboards. Choose a place that shapes your body, sharpens your mind, and strengthens your soul.

Dehradun Military Academy isn’t just preparing you for an exam — it’s preparing you for a life of honor, service, and leadership.

“Because in the defence world, success belongs to the prepared — mentally, physically, and emotionally.”

[ericleo108]

My Favorites 2024

Last Years: 2020, 2022, 2023

This is a list of my favorites. The picture of the cat is my favorite image I found when looking for pictures that represent "favorites." This started off as my favorite YouTube channels, but I have since expanded the list. I watch a lot of media over the internet. I still watch youtube every day. I do not have cable. I tend to gravitate to informative and educational content. As a hip-hop artist I watch a lot of rap-related content to keep my hand on the pulse of the culture. I have broken down my lists into categories. I still watch the posted YouTube clips from the night before late shows in the morning.

My Top Favorite (Late Night) TV Shows I watch on Youtube

Amber Ruffin

The Daily Show  

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Jimmy Kimmel

Stephen Colbert

Seth Meyers

Jimmy Fallon

Real Time with Bill Maher

My favorite Late Night host is probably Jimmy Kimmel. It’s good and bad, but I love how he makes fun of Trump for being a criminal rapist, it give me hope. The Daily Show is number 2 because John Stewart is back. Amber still has the number 1 spot. John Oliver shot up to the number 3 spot from 8th last year because he did a special about a subject close to my heart, specifically the disability system in America. If you wanna know why I call America a “POS” (go to FarmingHumans.com to read why [spoiler because] the economic rules don’t allow me to have a prosperous life) watch John’s “Disability Benefits” episode. 

I have broken down my favorite YouTube channels into two categories, general, and farm/animals/outdoors. I still watch a lot of farm-related content. I have also started watching more animal and landscaping related content like dog grooming. I have grouped the farm, animal, and lawn care channels in the same list

Top Ten YouTube Farm and Animal Channels

Gold Shaw Farm

Girl With The Dogs 2

Urban rescue ranch

Just A Few Acres Farm

SB Mowing

Ann of All Trades

Justin Rhodes

Nate Petroski 

Greg Judy Regenerative Rancher 

League of Pigs

Rocky Kanaka

Mrs Cog Hill Farm

Top Favorite YouTube Channels

Philip DeFranco

Leeja Miller 

Adam Conover

HasanAbi 

Democracy Now!

Mark Rober

Casey Neistat

Casual Geographic 

Alyssa Grenfell

Josh Johnson

I still watch Robert Reich, I’ve just been watching more Alyssa Grenfell who is an atheist making ex-mormon content. I still watch Phil every day he posts a show. Josh Johnson is hilarious and has a great perspective.

I still watch an ASMR video every night to fall asleep. I watch it on my phone though instead of youtube videos on my tv. My youtube list hasn’t changed much since I’m on tiktok more so I will give my top ten Youtube and Tiktok ASMR channels

Top YouTube ASMR Artists:

Dr. T

Ephemeral Rift

ASMR Zeitgeist

Hypnotic dreams

asmr_divinity

Dong

Trigger Happy ASMR

Peaches

Sophie Michelle

ASMR Bakery

Top Tiktok ASMR Chnnels:

Floofs4dayz_ASMR

Asmr kenobi

Raul ASMR

Tom Who

Jeffs ASMR

Miss Yu. ASMR

Luke ASMR

ASMR Shin

Chels ASMR

Han ASMR

I don’t really take naps during the day anymore and when I do I turn on tiktok and not my tv like I used too. My favorite ASMR artist is number 1 floofs. She does a dinosaur themed asmr that I watch while winding down for the night. Then after Floofs at 8:45 to 10 pm I watch ASMR Kenobi at 10:30 which is my bedtime. I have a stand next to my chair that holds a cellphone and I turn it on at 7pm when Raul goes live. I often watch Tom Who or Miss Yu after I take my nightly bathroom run in the middle of the night.

I haven’t found any new dance channels with the exception of Jasmine and James who have stolen the number one spot.  

Top 5 Dancing Channels on Tiktok/Instagram

Jasmine and James

The Pitman Sisters

Cost and mayor

Party with Carly

The Begin sisters 

The Song Twins

My current favorite artists

LaRussell

Russ

Kendrick Lamar

Snoop Dogg

Eminem

Mike Posner

Taylor Swift

Top ten affiliated underground rappers

Headband Henny

Jay Matthews

Cmadd

Rich G

Zen Requium 

Duce McGuire

Kurupt the killa

Gibson 

Kharii

Mr. J

Honorable mentions:

Hundo music

Ardea 

Lumi funk

I put my top 5 artists, not just rappers. Unless it’s cosmic luve, I don’t listen to a lot of music. I actually go out of my way to consume other artists material because otherwise I wouldn’t hear it.

The top ten affiliated underground hoonorable mentions are artists that I know or work with. Hundo is a guitar player with a couple albums. Ardea is my producer’s artist moniker from Kalalmazoo Michigan. And Lumi funk is a funkadelic band from the UP who I went to school with the bassist. 

Here are channels that are about hip-hop whether it be educational, entertainment or interviews. I updated my top favorite commentary channels.

Favorite Hip-hop related content channels

Kyle Beats

Pat cc

Ocean

Navie D

Hiphop dx

Big boys neighborhood

Curtis king

Dev Lemons

CrackaLacktv

Wendy day

Adam Ivy isn’t making music content anymore and Dev Lemons is hilarious.

Top 8 hip-hop commentary/reaction channels:

Scru Face Jean

Hiphop madness 

Anthony Fantano

Blacky speaks

Mattyballz

Louaista

Fantastic hiphop

Blacky speaks

F.D Signifier

Crypt The Rapper

Top 10 beat makers; I have a published songs made to all of these

Tantu

Keyano 

Ryini

Anno domini

That Kid Goran

Feniko 

Destiny

Kylo Got Beats

They Call Me Heat

Bb beats

[johngarrison1517]

Smaller, Smarter, Better: The Poe Camera Revolution

Do you struggle with bulky security setups? Are you tired of juggling too many cables, power sources, and inefficient technology? It’s time to embrace the power of innovation—say hello to PoE cameras. These sleek, versatile devices are transforming surveillance by combining simplicity, intelligence, and performance into one cutting-edge package.

But what makes PoE cameras the future of security, and how can they solve your everyday challenges? Let’s dive into the revolution that’s making cameras smaller, smarter, and undeniably better.

What Is a PoE Camera?

A Power over Ethernet (PoE) camera is a surveillance device that gets both power and data through a single Ethernet cable. Unlike traditional security cameras, PoE cameras eliminate the need for multiple cables and external power sources, making installation a breeze.

This technology doesn’t just simplify your setup—it enhances efficiency, reduces costs, and ensures reliability. Whether you're securing your home, office, or an industrial site, PoE cameras offer the perfect balance of advanced functionality and user-friendly design.

Addressing Common Security Pain Points

1. Complicated Installations

The Problem: Setting up traditional cameras often involves a maze of wires, requiring separate cables for power and data. This complexity increases labor costs and risks installation errors.

The PoE Advantage: With just one cable for both power and data, PoE cameras slash setup time in half. Whether you’re a small business owner or managing a multi-site operation, the streamlined installation process saves you time and money.

2. Unreliable Power Sources

The Problem: Power outages and unstable connections are major concerns for anyone relying on traditional surveillance systems. Interruptions can lead to blind spots and missed events.

The PoE Advantage: PoE cameras can draw power from backup systems integrated into your network. This ensures continuous surveillance, even during power outages, providing peace of mind that no critical moment will go unrecorded.

3. Limited Camera Placement Options

The Problem: Traditional cameras often require power outlets nearby, limiting where you can place them. This can result in suboptimal coverage and security gaps.

The PoE Advantage: PoE cameras offer unmatched flexibility. With a single Ethernet cable, you can place cameras wherever you need them—inside or outside, high or low. This adaptability ensures comprehensive coverage without compromising aesthetics.

4. High Operational Costs

The Problem: The long-term costs of maintaining traditional security systems can add up quickly. Between energy consumption and hardware wear and tear, the expenses can be overwhelming.

The PoE Advantage: PoE cameras are energy-efficient and require minimal hardware. By cutting down on energy use and reducing the need for frequent repairs or replacements, they help you save money in the long run.

PoE Cameras: A Smart Investment

Advanced Features You’ll Love

High-Resolution Imaging: Crystal-clear video ensures nothing escapes your attention.

Remote Access: Monitor your property from anywhere using your smartphone or computer.

Scalability: Expand your system effortlessly as your needs grow.

Weatherproof Designs: Rugged construction for outdoor use, no matter the conditions.

Applications Across Industries

From retail to healthcare, construction to education, PoE cameras are versatile tools that cater to various needs. They offer the precision and reliability required for both high-security environments and everyday monitoring.

How to Choose the Right PoE Camera for Your Needs

When selecting a PoE camera, keep these factors in mind:

Resolution: Look for at least 1080p for sharp video quality.

Field of View: Wide-angle lenses cover larger areas, reducing the need for multiple cameras.

Night Vision: Infrared capabilities are crucial for 24/7 surveillance.

Compatibility: Ensure the camera works seamlessly with your existing network.

Budget: Choose a model that balances affordability with essential features.

Why Now Is the Perfect Time to Upgrade

As technology advances, so do the capabilities of PoE cameras. With prices becoming more competitive and installation easier than ever, there’s never been a better time to invest in this game-changing technology.

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Top Dune Buggy Tours to Experience in Dubai

                Dubai’s vast and golden desert landscape offers an adventure like no other, with dune buggy tours standing out as one of the top ways to experience the UAE’s wild terrain. Whether you’re a thrill-seeker looking to tackle towering sand dunes or a family wanting a unique outdoor experience, dune buggy tours allow you to explore the desert’s beauty in a safe, thrilling, and immersive way. Equipped with powerful buggies built to handle rugged terrain, these tours provide the perfect mix of excitement and scenic exploration.

What makes Dubai’s dune buggy tours so popular is the variety of experiences available. From sunrise excursions that showcase the desert’s morning tranquility to sunset rides capturing stunning views, there’s something for everyone. Many tours even combine dune buggy rides with other cultural experiences, like traditional Bedouin-style dinners or entertainment under the stars, making it easy to get a taste of both modern adventure and local heritage.

 Here are some Top Dune Buggy Tours to Experience in Dubai.

1. Dune Buggy Adventure in the Morning  

A morning dune buggy tour is the ideal option for people who want to start the day with a rush of excitement. These tours, which usually start at sunrise, give visitors the opportunity to see the desert early in the day, when the sand is cool and the lighting is perfect for taking pictures. To ensure that even novices can enjoy the adventure, this tour frequently includes thorough instruction on safety and driving techniques. Morning dune buggy tours typically last two to three hours, giving you plenty of time to explore the desert and take in the expansive vistas.

2. Dune Buggy Safari in the Evening with Barbecue Dinner

The evening dune buggy safari is a well-liked option since it combines the excitement of a dune buggy ride with a traditional desert experience. Participants can take in a beautiful drive over the dunes as the sun sets because this tour begins in the late afternoon. Guests are treated to a delectable BBQ dinner at a desert camp following an exhilarating sand adventure. Cultural events like live performances, camel rides, and henna painting are usually part of the evening. It’s an immersive experience that combines adventure with the rich traditions of the UAE.

3. Experience in a Private Dune Buggy

A private dune buggy tour provides unique access to the desert for those seeking a more individualized experience. These tours are perfect for small groups, families, and couples because they let visitors explore the desert at their own speed without being distracted by other people. Flexible start times and personalized itineraries, which might incorporate extra activities like falconry or sandboarding, are features of many private tours. This tour is popular for special events and photo shoots because it offers a high degree of privacy and customized service.

4. A Fun Dune Buggy Ride for Families

Family-friendly dune buggy tours offer a fun and safe experience for all ages, making them an excellent choice for families with kids. To maintain safety while still offering the thrill of a desert adventure, these tours are frequently led on flatter terrain and at slower speeds. Parents and children can ride together in some operators' two- or four-seater buggies. To enhance the experience, the family-friendly tour might also include educational stops where kids can learn about the flora and fauna of the desert.

5. Thrill Seekers' Extreme Dune Buggy Challenge 

The extreme dune buggy challenge is a tour for skilled drivers and thrill-seekers who are looking for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Advanced routes with steeper dunes and rough terrain are usually included in this tour, pushing the vehicle and driver to their limits. There is safety equipment available, and knowledgeable tour leaders provide advice on how to handle difficult desert terrain. For those seeking a challenging, unadulterated desert experience, this tour is ideal.

6. Safari in a Dune Buggy Overnight 

The overnight dune buggy safari lets visitors explore the desert during the day and sleep beneath the stars at night for a genuinely immersive desert experience. After an exciting buggy ride through the dunes, the adventure continues with a night at a traditional desert camp. In addition to a gourmet BBQ dinner and comfortable lodging in Bedouin-style tents, guests are treated to an evening of entertainment. Visitors can enjoy a desert sunrise the next morning before heading back to Dubai, making this a once-in-a-lifetime desert experience.

7. A Photographic Adventure with a Sunset Dune Buggy

A sunset dune buggy tour makes the most of the desert's golden hour, which is a magical time of day. In order to give participants, the opportunity to drive through the dunes as the sun sets, these tours begin in the late afternoon. In order to capture the breathtaking desert scenery in warm, golden tones, many operators include a photography session in the tour package. This tour is perfect for photography enthusiasts and those looking to create lasting memories in one of the most scenic environments in Dubai.

Conclusion

Experienced a dubai dune buggy and camel ride is a thrilling adventure that combines excitement with the breathtaking beauty of the desert landscape. Whether you’re navigating the towering dunes or cruising through the soft sands, each ride offers a unique opportunity to connect with the stunning surroundings. The variety of tour options ensures that there is something for everyone, from beginners to seasoned adventurers, allowing all to enjoy the exhilaration of dune bashing in a safe environment.

Moreover, many dune buggy tours enhance the experience by offering additional activities, such as traditional meals and cultural performances, making it a well-rounded outing. With the perfect blend of adrenaline and cultural immersion, a dune buggy ride in Dubai promises unforgettable memories. So, if you’re planning your next adventure, don’t miss the chance to hop into a dune buggy and explore the mesmerizing dunes of Dubai. This thrilling experience is truly a highlight of any trip to this iconic destination.

[godsarmy2024]

God's Army - The Best Play School in Faridabad

In the realm of early childhood education, choosing the right play school is a paramount decision that sets the foundation for a child's academic journey. Amidst the diverse options available in Faridabad, God's Army emerges as the unrivaled choice for parents seeking the best play school experience for their little ones.

1. Holistic Learning Environment:

God's Army, situated in Faridabad Sector 31, stands out for its commitment to providing a holistic learning environment. The school's state-of-the-art facilities and child-centric approach create a nurturing space where children can explore, learn, and grow.

2. Experienced and Caring Faculty:

At God's Army, we believe that the heart of any educational institution lies in its faculty. Our dedicated team of experienced educators is passionate about fostering a love for learning in each child. Their caring and nurturing approach ensures that your child's early years are filled with joy and discovery.

3. Innovative Teaching Methods:

Best Play School in Faridabad, God's Army employs cutting-edge and innovative teaching methods that go beyond traditional pedagogies. We understand that each child is unique, and our curriculum is designed to cater to diverse learning styles, ensuring an engaging and enriching educational experience.

4. Focus on Character Development:

Beyond academic excellence, God's Army places a strong emphasis on character development. Our programs instill values such as empathy, respect, and resilience, laying the groundwork for a well-rounded personality that extends beyond the classroom.

5. Safe and Stimulating Infrastructure:

Ensuring the safety and well-being of your child is our top priority. God's Army boasts a secure and stimulating infrastructure, equipped with modern amenities that provide a conducive environment for exploration and learning. 

Creating an environment that ensures both safety and stimulation is a top priority at           God's Army, making it the Best Play School in Faridabad, particularly in Sector 31. Our commitment to providing a secure and enriching infrastructure sets us apart in the realm of early childhood education.

Safe Learning Spaces:

God's Army recognizes that a child's sense of security is paramount for effective learning. Our play school in Faridabad, Sector 31, is designed with safety in mind. From well-maintained play areas to child-friendly furniture, every element of our infrastructure is meticulously curated to create a secure haven for your little ones.

Modern Amenities:

To ensure a stimulating environment, our play school is equipped with modern amenities that facilitate interactive learning. God's Army believes that a well-equipped learning space enhances a child's overall development. Our facilities include age-appropriate toys, educational tools, and play structures, all aimed at promoting cognitive, social, and physical growth.

Hygiene Standards:

Maintaining a clean and hygienic environment is of utmost importance at God's Army. Our play school in Faridabad adheres to stringent hygiene standards, ensuring that the surroundings are conducive to the well-being of the children. Regular cleaning routines and practices are in place to create a healthy space for learning and play.

Engaging Classrooms:

Our classrooms are designed to be vibrant and engaging, fostering a positive atmosphere for learning. God's Army recognizes the importance of a visually stimulating environment in enhancing a child's creativity and curiosity. Colorful walls, educational displays, and interactive learning corners contribute to an atmosphere that encourages exploration.

Outdoor Play Areas:

God's Army understands the significance of outdoor play in a child's development. Our play school features well-maintained outdoor play areas where children can engage in physical activities, promoting motor skills and social interaction. The outdoor spaces are carefully designed to balance safety with the excitement of play.

Security Measures:

Security is a top priority at God's Army, and we have implemented robust measures to ensure the well-being of every child. From secure entry and exit points to trained staff, our                play school in Faridabad Sector 31 is dedicated to creating a safe haven where parents can have complete peace of mind.

6. Community Engagement and Parental Involvement:

We believe in fostering a strong partnership between the school and parents. God's Army encourages active parental involvement, recognizing the pivotal role that parents play in a child's early education. Regular communication channels and events enhance the sense of community within our school.

In conclusion, God's Army stands as the Best Play School in Faridabad, particularly in Sector 31, offering a blend of academic excellence, character development, and a safe, nurturing environment. Choosing the right play school sets the stage for a child's lifelong love of learning, and God's Army is committed to being the catalyst for your child's bright future.

Visit us today to discover firsthand why God's Army is the preferred choice among parents who prioritize quality education for their little ones. Your child's journey towards knowledge, discovery, and growth begins with us.

[faeriesims]

˚➶ ｡˚  taylor swift legacy challenge (swiftacy) for sims 3

hi! in this post i am gonna be sharing my legacy challenge i created. this also takes inspiration from some sims 4 swiftacys. i hope you have fun with this if you try it! tag me in your gameplay screenies ♡

rules under the cut!

complete the given lifetime wish every generation

each goal must be met before the next heir takes over

♡ generation 1 - debut

colors: blue, green

world: any country-ish town, appaloosa plains

traits:  childish, ambitious, virtuoso, loves the outdoors, over-emotional

career: music

LTW: rock star

hobby: guitar

requirements:  

live in the same town your whole life

frequently play guitar for tips

have an unrequited love with someone in a relationship before moving on and having a fairy-tale romance with your soulmate

master guitar and charisma skill

♡ generation 2 - fearless

colors: gold, white

world: same town as gen 1

traits: equestrian, good, excitable, artistic, easily impressed

career: self-employed painter

LTW: master of the arts

hobby: painting

requirements:  

meet a sim in your teen years that you have an on-and-off relationship into young adulthood with—break up twice before eventually getting married

have a close relationship with all your family members 

have a best friend from adolescence till death

have at least one horse (preferably white)

♡ generation 3 - speak now

colors: purple, pink

world: any, hidden springs

traits:  clumsy, hot-headed, bookworm, avant-garde, ambitious

career: journalist or self-employed writer

LTW: professional author

hobby: writing

requirements:  

must write 14 books, each named after a speak now song

date a least one person in the adult life stage during the first half of your young adulthood

fall in love with your best friend and convince them to leave their partner for you, eventually marry your best friend turned lover

specialize in writing romance novels

master the writing skill

♡ generation 4 - red

colors: red, black

world: starlight shores

traits: party animal, irresistible, diva, schmoozer, natural born performer

career: singer

LTW: vocal legend

hobby: social networking 

requirements:  

must experience a very bad break up with a kleptomaniac partner (where’d that red scarf go?)

date at least one celebrity at some point in your life

consistently throw parties with your closest friends

master singing and social networking skill

♡ generation 5 - 1989

colors: beige, dark lilac/blue

world: any city world, bridgeport

traits: star quality, charismatic, social butterfly, photographer’s eye, great kisser

career: actor

LTW: superstar actor

hobby: photography

requirements:

must have a close group of friends that you meet as a young adult (5+)

take photographs (polaroids) of your life and hang them around your room

have at least 3 failed relationships before finding the one

have one close friend in your teenage years that later becomes your enemy when you’re a young adult 

master photography and charisma skill

♡ generation 6 - reputation

colors: black/gray, dark green

world: any

traits: loner, kleptomaniac, hates the outdoors, brooding, brave

career: criminal

LTW: master thief

hobby: athletic 

requirements:

have at least 3 enemies and no more than 2 close friends

have 3 consistent affairs before leaving your partner and settling down with the third affair 

must steal something of value + a car from your ex partner

master athletic skill

♡ generation 7 - lover

colors: pastel pink, yellow, & blue

world: any tropical world

traits: excitable, friendly, family-orientated, hopeless romantic, cat person

career: education

LTW: surrounded by family

hobby: cooking/baking

requirements:

must have at least one cat 

partake in protests when possible 

always wear colorful clothing & makeup

be popular as a teenager in high school (have 5+ friends, have a significant other, join an after school activity, and attend every school dance)

break up with your high school sweetheart when you’re a young adult and find your soulmate while on a vacation—elope with them once you return to your hometown

♡ generation 8 - folklore

colors: light gray, mossy green

world: any woodsy world, moonlight falls

traits: green thumb, perfectionist, unlucky, gatherer, adventurous

career: self-employed gardener

LTW: the perfect garden

hobby: gardening

requirements:

live in a secluded, woodland area

must be in a love triangle as a teenager

reunite with an old friend from childhood as a young adult

master gardening skill

optional: become a witch as a young adult

♡ generation 9 - evermore

colors: brown, orange

world: any, riverview

traits: commitment issues, genius, loves the cold, rebellious, neurotic

career: law enforcement

LTW: forensic specialist: dynamic DNA profiler

hobby: logic

requirements:

have a close relationship with your grandparents

kill a friend’s spouse in retaliation for your friend’s murder

reunite with an ex partner from your teen years & marry them

have an ongoing affair during your marriage and end up with an affair baby—swear that it’s your spouse’s child for the rest of your life (this child will be the heir)

master logic skill

♡ generation 10 - midnights

colors: lavender, dark blue, gold

world: any

traits: workaholic, cat person, night owl, perceptive, dramatic

career: fortune teller

LTW: celebrity psychic 

hobby: mixology

requirements:

have a cat named karma

wait until you are halfway through adulthood to get married

write a single book about your family’s legacy

as an adult, discover generation 9’s infidelity and meet your other biological parent in secret

own a bar & name it after a song on midnights

master mixology

optional: frequently travel to france

thanks for reading!

[mostlysignssomeportents]

The "small nonprofit school" saved in the SVB bailout charges more than Harvard

There are no libertarians in a bank run. No sooner had venture capitalists whipped each other into a terrified Twitter frenzy at the imminent collapse of Silicon Valley Bank — a collapse caused by that selfsame frenzy — than the Ayn Rand-poisoned elite of Sand Hill Road started begging for Uncle Sucker to open the sluicegates:

https://twitter.com/EricNewcomer/status/1634300928621793283

If you’d like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here’s a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/03/23/small-nonprofit-school/#north-country-school

Now, on the one hand, it’s easy to dismiss these guys as very, very, very stupid. After all, they played a game of prisoner’s dilemma in which they were allowed to talk to each other as much as they wanted — and they still sold each other out:

https://newsletter.mollywhite.net/p/the-venture-capitalists-dilemma

But they still have the commonsense to realize that an America where $10k in student debt cancellation, school lunches for hungry children, and library budgets are out of reach, handing billions to a bank rescue a balance sheet overwhelmingly made up the investments of “high net worth” investors wouldn’t be popular.

After all, these guys have been crying about incipient guillotinism for years:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-08/billionaire-cartier-owner-sees-wealth-gap-fueling-social-unrest

Sure, they don’t compare small rises in the top marginal tax-rate to Kristallnacht anymore:

https://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2014/01/26/266685819/billionaire-compares-outrage-over-rich-in-s-f-to-kristallnacht

But they are locked and loaded for The Event, feathering elaborate subterranean, antipodean nests in the most luxurious bunkers New Zealand has to offer, against the day that the poors come to eat them:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/15/business/bunkers-new-zealand-intl-hnk/index.html

So amid the clamor for socialism-for-the-rich, these billionaires went on the hunt for average joes who could serve as the face of the bailout. Like the “Ohio mom with 4 kids and a husband who works in manufacturing, who owns a small business:”

https://www.businessinsider.com/mother-small-startup-ceo-fall-svb-not-1-problem-2023-3

She’s ex-McKinsey and raised $4m in VC for a $600/month life-planning app; her husband, another McKinsey alum, is a senior manager at a steel company (that is, he “works in manufacturing”).

Clearly, the ex-libertarian 0.01 percenters begging for relief needed to find someone else. Enter David Sacks, a billionaire Paypal mafiosi who waded into the debate with screenshots of an email from a “small, non-profit school” that would miss payroll if the bailout was not forthcoming:

https://twitter.com/DavidSacks/status/1636054055121453057

Sacks held this up as evidence that SVB’s depositors were “more diversified than the media narrative has allowed.” Sacks went on to claim that the bailout saved “innocent bystanders” like “teachers” from being “laid off.”

What is this small, nonprofit school? Writing in The American Prospect, Luke Goldstein sleuths it out: the “small, nonprofit school” is North Country School, an upstate New York boarding school where tuition runs $62k/year — more than Harvard or Yale:

https://prospect.org/economy/2023-03-22-david-sacks-bank-bailout/

North Country sounds like a great place to get an education. It’s got its own private ski-slope. The local city raised a $7m municipal bond on its behalf. There’s a rock-climbing range and horseback riding. The school emphasizes unstructured, outdoor education, with “farming, wilderness trips…even maple sugaring”:

https://northcountryschool.org/

Let’s be honest, this is the kind of education a lot of us dream of our kids having. No wonder that the alumna include numerous Rockefellers, and a scion of the Aga Khan family — claimed lineal descendants of the Prophet Muhammad.

As illustrious as the student body is, the trustees are even more gilt-edged. There’s a former Jpmorgan managing director, a former Google exec, Austrian nobility, the Welch’s grape heir and even JD Salinger’s kid. The chair ran a booze delivery company that sold to Uber. Together, they manage $30m in assets and raise $3m/year in donations, on top of $9m/year in revenues.

As Goldstein points out, it might be a lot to ask of the median small, nonprofit school trustee to investigate the soundness of the school’s bank. But these aren’t the median trustees of the median school. They’re raising millions from Vanguard and Fidelity and the JM Kaplan Fund. Perhaps it’s not asking too much that high-flying financiers craft a risk management plan for their deposits — or, you know, just have the nous not to stash all their money in a single bank account, diversifying their risk the way that any financial planner would tell them to do.

According to Sacks, if the FDIC had frozen SVB withdrawals, or imposed a 10 percent haircut on depositors with more than $250k in the bank, the “modestly paid workers who tend not to have a lot of savings to fall back on” who worked at the school would have been out in the cold. But with donors on tap who give $50,000 at a pop, it seems likely that the trustees could have tapped someone for a bridge loan.

It’s doubtless true that there are low-waged, precarious workers who would have been out in the cold if the FDIC hadn’t stepped in, but the wealthy “investors” who clamored for the bailout spent the last several years consistently, brutally, loudly calling for an end to covid relief, no student debt cancellation, and cuts to public services. The idea that they were worried about saving the janitors and receptionists of Silicon Valley strains credulity:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/03/18/2-billion-here-2-billion-there/#socialism-for-the-rich

You can’t be on record calling for tech billionaires to “Sharpen your blades boys 🔪” ahead of mass layoffs and also claim to be a champion of the middle-class:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/03/21/tech-workers/#sharpen-your-blades-boys

As Goldstein writes, “David Sacks couldn’t find a mom-and-pop institution to justify his cockeyed version of reality without turning to a VC colleague’s ultra-rich boarding school.” There might be mom-and-pop institutions on the SVB balance-sheet, but David Sacks evidently doesn’t know any of them.

New York State is a good place to be a Silicon Valley banker. For one thing, the Southern District of New York is an exceptionally nice place to be a bankrupt billionaire, which is why SVB’s investors now claim that their headquarters are at 387 Park Ave, 2,951 miles from the Santa Clara HQ the company listed on all its filings:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/03/18/2-billion-here-2-billion-there/#socialism-for-the-rich

In New York, elite boarding schools get federal rescues, so long as they can claim some nexus with SVB. But, as Goldstein writes, NY city and state schools are in outright financial crisis, with no aid in sight. The State University of New York system is drowning in debt. NYC schools are about to bring down massive layoffs, having lost $469m out of their budgets:

https://comptroller.nyc.gov/newsroom/testimony-of-new-york-city-comptroller-brad-lander-to-the-new-york-city-council-committee-on-education-on-resolution-283-2022-to-immediately-reverse-doe-reductions-to-school-budgets-for-fy-2023/

The FDIC stepped in to rescue SVB, claiming that it wouldn’t cost the public anything — instead, the money would come from increases in the entire bank system’s insurance premiums. But as Adam Levitin writes for Credit Slips, banks “will pass those premiums through to customers because the market for banking services is less competitive than the market for capital…higher costs for increased insurance premiums are likely to flow to the least price-sensitive and most ‘sticky’ customers: less wealthy individuals”

“So average Joes are going to be facing things like higher account fees or lower APYs, without gaining any benefit. Instead, the benefit of removing the cap would flow entirely to wealthy individuals and businesses. This is one massive, regressive cross-subsidy.”

https://www.creditslips.org/creditslips/2023/03/the-regressive-cross-subsidy-of-uncapping-deposit-insurance.html

Nothing about this bailout intrinsically protects anyone’s job. Yes, if the companies that banked with SVB went under, they’d have fired everyone. But tech companies are firing everyone anyway, 280,000 and counting, in profitable companies where they do stock-buybacks big enough to pay every worker’s salary for the next quarter-century:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/03/21/tech-workers/#sharpen-your-blades-boys

I’m kickstarting the audiobook for my next novel, a post-cyberpunk anti-finance finance thriller about Silicon Valley scams called Red Team Blues. Amazon’s Audible refuses to carry my audiobooks because they’re DRM free, but crowdfunding makes them possible

[Image ID: A vast castle surrounded by a stately brick wall bearing an ornate gilt-framed sign reading 'Small, non-profit school,' in gothic lettering. Atop the wall is a caricature of Humpty Dumpty, looking distressed. He has a SVB logo over his chest. He is being restrained by tiny, top-hatted bankers.]

[oneboxofmatches]

Hi!!! May I request a HP romantic and friendship matchup on both eras? (Preferably male), thanks in advance! 💞

𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗦 + 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘

19, Libra, Neutral Good, enneagram is 4w5, Ravenclaw, and my patronus spirit is swan. Bi Pan Genderfluid girl using pronouns of She/Her or He/Him. A friend of mine told me that I (kinda) look like Marinette from 𝗠𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝗱𝘆𝗯𝘂𝗴, Musa from 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘅 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯, and Alexandra Trese from 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲 (a Netflix animated series), but the exception is I'm short (5'1.2") plus sized Southeast Asian woman with Spanish descent that has messy/wavy brunette medium hair, chocolate brown eyes, oriental skin and a small beauty mark on the forehead. My sense of fashion is in between emo and boyish plus korean glam.

𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬

Distant and shy at first cause' I dunno how to initiate a conversation, but a total opposite if I open up---friendly, ambivert, witty, laughing loudly on a daily basis, talkative, awkward, daydreamer (I got embarrassed from knocking at the door even I'm inside the classroom 😂), EXTREMELY clumsy, secretly likes affection, easily overwhelmed, prone to melt over any wholesomeness, flusters on compliments, lightly blushes on cheesy banters, sarcastic person with a lowkey crackhead energy citing meme references, and talented girl who can be your no. 1 supporter and unashamed to be true to myself. In terms of leadership, I only educate and guide than being a prefect (I might take the role seriously), and will lift my group when there's lacking/incompleteness. About doing projects in school, I become too extra and prepared for efforts, but I'll forget the process in the end.

People thought I'm a demure self-effacing woman that looks "idealistic" or "one of a kind," (due to my protective parents, a reason why I've never been in a relationship) but the truth is, I'm eloquent, warm-hearted, willig to help, kind, intelligent, supportive, nice, creative, enthusiastic, determined, tough, competitive, and feisty outside, but a real softie that can be childish and dramatic crybaby filled with doubts, frustrations, and insecurities with fear of failure that pushes off the limits to to please everyone, yet I still managed to be stronger than ever, even it's a slow burn process. I can be intimidating, sassy, and a douchebag if I receive ends. Immature, headstrong, perfectionist, demanding, hesitant, jumpy, very indecisive, overthinker, quick-tempered, sensitive, and anxious (no joke, my nervousness makes me think worse scenario will arrive or I might break a belonging due to my carelessness). Though can be procrastinator and arrogant, I raised as a religious 𝖺𝗇𝖽 diplomatic person, willing to fight what I believe (including my dreams) 𝖺𝗇𝖽 what is right. In addition, I have a habit of staying up late and doing sign of the cross to ease nervousness.

Blunt but the loudest idiotic feeling-brokenhearted and bitter friend in the group who fangirl a lot, swears like sailor, will act like a silent backstabber on people that we loathe, will crack up over your stupid antics before helping, and bring gossips, but a hopeless romantic who tends to banter with sarcasms or pick up lines as an endearment (but gets grumpy if I received sappy or offensive one), still generous and concerned in a subtle way.

𝗛𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗦

My hobbies are singing, drawing, roleplaying, listening to music, chatting/browsing on social media, conceptualizing, writing, and reading some stuffs. 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗅𝗎𝖽𝖾 making corniest jokes/puns, 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀, and dancing when nobody's around or walking like a model if I feel so bold (even I'm terrible at both xD).

𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦

Loves kittens, eating a lot, cartoons, watching YouTube videos (mostly pageants, ASMR, edit audios, and mukbangs), also enjoys playing games on my sister's PSP. Sucker for arts, choir, night sky, makeup, fun/deep/dumb conversations, Christianity, documentaries (about saints, real crime stories, and inspirational people), reading interesting stuffs, talking about social issues, and writings, chilling both indoors and outdoors. Beside that, my music taste are like late 90s-2000s songs (mostly rock, pop, and country) sometimes kpop and ppop, chocoholic, and a sweetooth as well.

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦

Things that I hate are stereotyping, HUGE creepy crawlies (spiders, toads, snakes, and cockroaches), firecracker sounds, being left out, loneliness, heart break, blackout, and judgemental people. One random fact about me is, I 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 vent out EVERYTHING I despise in my entire existence---from bad soap operas to toxicity and worse scenarios in real life, because it's a big deal for me, and I consider forcing me to do what I'm not into and manipulating me as my major pet peeves.

𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦

In terms of triggers...I only have two which are ta𝖨king about divorce/annullment/separation because I came from a generational broken family and religion/beliefs discrimination, cause' there are reasonings that doesn't makes sense because some are too hypocritical.

𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗔

My best assets are smile, eyes, personality, singing voice, artistic skills, writings, intelligence, and oratorical skills...so I can consider myself as a singer, artist, orator, and a top student who's a former active campus ministry member with three roles (choir leader, psalm singer, and reader). Currently an incoming college freshman, learning how to cook and have so many interests, to the point I don't know what I'm into because of my dreams to become a popular Filipino YouTuber, a novelist, and being part of a successful chorale competing internationally...I also consider joining pageants at school too once the pandemic ends, but maybe.

Thank you so, so much for requesting! I had a lot of fun with this one (as you can tell by some of the really long answers lol) and I hope you enjoy!!

In the Golden Trio era, I romantically pair you with…

CEDRIC DIGGORY

One of the most beautiful things about Cedric is that although he may show some introverted tendencies, he still manages to have a natural gift for connecting to others and allowing them to feel comfortable enough to open up. Really, your initial distance and shyness don't last nearly as long towards Cedric as they would with most other people.

Hearing your laughter brings the widest, cheesiest grin to Cedric’s face. Not only does he adore seeing you happy, but he also recognizes that your anxiety, insecurities, and strong emotions can sometimes cloud up your demeanor. Therefore, it brings him comfort knowing that (for the moment) you’re finding joy. He thrives when you thrive!

However, as much as he loves seeing your more energetic and happier self, it goes without saying that he’s the best comfort for when you’re not having the best day.

Cedric is an excellent listener, so he’ll most likely let you talk without interruption for as long as you need before even saying a word. He wants to make sure he truly understands your current state before acting. He may take a few seconds to process everything after you finish speaking, but then he’ll help you tackle whatever problems you’re facing. He’s especially talented at giving words of affirmation.

Cedric’s listening also comes in handy whenever you talk about your interests! He genuinely loves hearing about the things you’re interested in solely for the fact that you’re interested in them. Side note: you can count on him to be at any music performances, pageants, etc. you may have -- this guy is truly your #1 supporter.

Cedric’s a very good student (though I suspect he’s somewhat of a procrastinator himself), so I can also see you two supporting each other through schoolwork and celebrating each other’s successes.

Like you, Cedric has a strong urge to do the right thing. Talking to him about social issues stirs up a need to help, and I could see you two doing volunteer work together in your spare time.

I like to believe one of Cedric’s biggest love languages is quality time. Don’t get me wrong, this guy loves staying involved and busy. But taking a couple hours to be with you in small ways (even if that means just being in the same room while you scroll through social media) gives him a nice balance.

Overall, this kind boy will be there unwaveringly through the bad times and will laugh just as loud as you through the good!

As a friend, I think you’d best be matched with…

LUNA LOVEGOOD

You wanna talk about the best conversations, relentless support, and overall the most wholesome friendship you could ask for? Luna’s your girl.

Being unashamed to be true to yourself is one of the biggest reasons why Luna is so drawn to you. While she’s very friendly and insightful towards everyone she meets, it can get a bit repetitive for her to constantly interact with people who try to shelter their unique characteristics from the world. In her mind, these unique characteristics are what make people so fascinating! Why should anyone hide who they are?

Luna’s creativity is endless, and I can see it blending well with yours. Collaborating on a personal project outside of school (ex: novel, blog, etc.) together is definitely something I could see you two doing.

Speaking of creativity, finding creative solutions to everyday problems (both in school and in life) is your specialty as friends.

Admittedly, Luna isn’t usually drawn to louder individuals. However, the complexity behind your personality makes it easier for her to know you are much more than what meets the eye.

Speaking of, Luna has a difficult time standing up for herself -- whether it’s because she doesn’t feel a need to or she just doesn’t recognize the meaning behind certain phrases. She NEEDS a friend like you to stand up for her sometimes, and I know you wouldn’t hesitate!

Ranting to Luna is therapeutic to say the least. While her aloofness at times may make it seem as if she isn’t fully paying attention, that couldn’t be further from the truth. She’s actually catching every word, and once you’re done she’ll leave you with a philosophical solution that may seem borderline insane/irrelevant when you first hear it, but it strangely makes sense.

Overall, the lack of judgment from either of you is what draws you together. As a result, you build a unique bond that couldn’t be broken even if either of you wanted it to.

In the Marauders era, I romantically pair you with…

REMUS LUPIN

Let’s be honest, it would take you two so long to ask each other out. You were probably already really close friends, but the insecurities and “what if?” questions from both of you delayed an actual relationship.

When you finally started dating, you were both so relieved. You still share a laugh at how almost nothing changed in the way you interacted with each other.

While with mutual friends, Remus sometimes likes to sit back and just watch you, especially when you get really talkative because this is when you become the most expressive. He has the softest smile when you’re actively cracking jokes, discussing something you’re passionate about, or even calling someone out. Sometimes you may be too distracted to notice, but other times you’ll catch him.

“What?”

“Oh, nothing.” (While that same soft smile never leaves his face.)

You both hold really high standards for yourself in terms of school, so expect late-night study/work sessions to be your best bet for quality time.

Though the occasional instance of walking through/lying on the grounds becomes a favorite for both of you.

Remus listens when you’re particularly struggling through anxiety or strong emotions, but he has to consciously stop himself from interrupting because he can’t stand how he feels knowing you’re going through a tough time.

All he wants to do is soothe you during these moments. If you’re comfortable, he’ll hold you while speaking to you in a soft voice. Remus, the intellectual that he is, is also your best chance at finding a reasonable solution. So if you're not in the mood for calming words, he's also a great person to turn to for answers.

As for your ambitions, no matter what you choose to pursue, you already know Remus is going to be your biggest source of support every step of the way. He’s more than happy to help in any way he can!

Overall, Remus appreciates you, and he’s always going to make sure you know it.

As a friend, I think you’d best be matched with…

LILY EVANS

Lily especially connects to you because you manage to be determined, competitive, and intelligent without sacrificing your kindness, which is something she can relate to.

You and Lily are the C.E.O.s of doing the right thing. Neither of you hesitates to back the other up when it comes to confronting someone because you know it’s justified.

As perceptive as Lily is, you never need to tell her when something is bothering you. All it takes is a quick glance before she puts whatever she’s doing on hold to check in with you.

The reverse works as well. Typically, Lily really doesn’t internally struggle too much, and when she does she tries to hide it. You’re one of the only people who can see right through whatever she tries to pull.

The constant banter between you two is unmatched, but you both know it's because you really care about each other.

Overall, you and Lily have each other’s backs through anything, even when the other isn’t actively asking for help.

[whatthe-tuckb]

[chase stokes, cismale, he/him] have you seen TUCKER BUCHANAN lately ? yeah, i heard they're TWENTY-THREE years old and a GOLF INSTRUCTOR now in charleston city. i mean, i don’t know if it’s their VIRGO vibes or that they’re -FLIGHTY and -SPONTANEOUS but also +RESOURCEFUL and +INDEPENDENT but they remind me of COME SAIL AWAY by STYX. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble around here(mads, 23, she/her, est )

HELLO FRIENDS! I’m sorry this took me so long but I applied then had to go away for a few days but now I am finally getting Tucker’s intro up and am ready to start plotting with you all lovley people! Here is a gist about him! He was a bby I had from another rp so some things have been tweaked but please give him some love he’s just a lil sweet bean and if you’d like to plot slide into my dms :) ok love u all 

GENERAL INFORMATION.

Full Name: Tucker Jameson Buchanan Nicknames: Tuck, TB, Tucks, Tuck B Age: twenty-two Date of Birth September 23, 1997 Place of Birth: Nags Head, NC Zodiac: Virgo Gender: Male Nationality: American Religion: Christian Orientation: Heterosexual Relationship Status: Single

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES.

face claim: Chase Stokes height :6'0 weight :160 LBS hair color: Dirty Blonde/Brown eye color:Green tattoos: none dominant hand: right distinguishing: none outfit/clothing: beach, loose clothing, swimwear/surf wear

BACKGROUND INFORMATION

current residence:  Charleston, NC hometown: Myrtle Beach, SC spoken languages English financial status Lower Middle Class education level: high school diploma occupation: Employee at Country Club (odd jobs such as Lawn Matiance, golf caddy, life-guard, etc.) extracurriculars: Sailing, Surfing, Exploring

FAMILIAL INFORMATION.

mother: (birth)unknown (foster 1) Cindy Lorenz (foster 2) Eleanor Hammond father: (birth) unknown (foster 1) Michael Lorenz (foster 2) Justin Hammond siblings: unknown children N/A

PERSONALITY.

positive traits: agreeable, personable, respectable, humble, resourceful

negative traits: unplanned, impulsive, obsessive compulsive

likes: any body of water, sailing, fishing, boating, surfing, eating gushers, making people laugh, trying new things

dislikes: how his mother and father left him, sticks in the mud, following rules, people with money, celery, and the smell of rasberries

EXTRAS.

TV Show: Nathan For You Movie: Project X Book: None Color: Blue Flower: Daisy Scent: Fresh Cotton Food: BBQ Pulled Pork Alcoholic Beverage: Miller Lite Beer Music Artist(s)/Band(s): Sublime, Tame Impala, Styx, The Car Song: Come Sail Away- Styx Car: White, 1974 Ford Bronco

HEADCANNON

Tucker has been in and out of Foster Care his entire life. Only knowing two good families who kept him for short periods of time.

He was always one to explore, adventure, and likes all sorts of outdoor and water activities.

Being raised down south he has that sort of southern hospitality people care about especially with those he cares about.

When he turned 18 he became emancipated and took to trying to find his mother along the eastern coast. All he ever had of her was an old photograph, and her name. Melanie.

He’s a tumble weed blowing in the wind, never in one place too long. Working whatever odd jobs he can to help pay for things along his way.

Tucker enjoys the simple things, being he didn’t come from nor has a lot.

He finds it easy to move because he never really had a home and never really had a family.

Charleston has been the place he’s been the longest since leaving Myrtle Beach,SC. He met some good people here who made his desire to flea not as prominent.

He doesn’t know where he sees himself, his main goal now is just to one day reunite with his birth mom and ask her why she didn’t want him. Possibly form a connection now.

He’s a real down to earth guy, and would do anything for those he loves. Makes you wanna live your life to the fullest and take chances.

HIS WC ARE HERE

some most wanted are..

-possible roommate

-ride or die bestie 

-golden trio type friendship

-ex’s

-hookups/tinder date?

-romantic interest?

[thescorpioracer]

Sen Çal Kapımı 1 - Episode Recap

To be honest, this series of posts is mostly going to be a fashion roast. But DISCLAIMER! I really do love this show and Turkish TV in general, it’s just my preferred mode of media analysis is to pick things apart. 😂And I need everyone to know that I am very pro-women, and believe people should be able to dress how they want and not be judged for it or be looked down upon for it. But oh my god this wardrobe department/costumer needs to be STOPPED. I also have zero credentials to be talking about fashion, but will that stop me?

I’m going to make these posts assuming you’ve watched the show, and just comment on whatever comes up. There will be spoilers. Let’s go!

We start off with a voiceover from Eda Yıldız, an A+ romcom trope. (It wasn’t until my rewatch that I remembered that Eda used to do VOs at random intervals, and I’m kind of glad she stopped tbh.) She is a strong woman who wants to get her education and become a landscape architect/designer. She was all set to do that until- dun dun dun! - Serkan Bolat destroyed everything. 

Check out that dart board of a man (and this is the only time we see that photo there). And these outfits are probably the most normal and reasonable clothes she wears in the show. She’s a beautiful young woman, who was a college student, and now works outdoors as a florist. 10/10 outfit. 

Of course that transitions us into an epic slomo of Serkan exiting his private jet. He of course begins to berate his assistant on the phone in a way a friend described as reminiscent of The Devil Wears Prada.

@teamnick​​‘s commentary back when she first started the show. 

Serkan returns to his office for the first time in 2 months after working on business deals in London. Chaos ensues: Miranda Priestly is baaaaaaack.

See... here we have some good fashion choices! We meet the girls for the first time, while they try to sneak off to their graduation without making Eda feel bad that she won’t be receiving her diploma. Melek “Melo” is dressed in a sweet dress with a bold, romantic color, which captures her personality perfectly. Ceren, the rich daughter from a family of lawyers, looks a bit more high-fashion. The dress is short but it has long sleeves and no cleavage so it works out to be chic and elegant. Fifi is unapologetically herself with her full-black, punk wardrobe. Eda is again dressed in a pretty, but casual outfit. Nicely put together for her lower-middle-class lifestyle and her job as a florist.

Enter: the plot device to get our protagonists together. Serkan’s face says it all.

We are then introduced to the main couple’s respective cars. Serkan has his 2020 BMW (though the show blocks out the copyrighted branding) while Eda’s beat up SUV is clearly unreliable. What’s that? Another plot device being introduced? I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Also, I just noticed this, but for someone as uptight as Serkan, I’m surprised at how fun his suit jacket lining is. If I’m not mistaken the pattern is of a bunch of rainbow fish. #Snazzy, but they seem out of character?

Plot highlights:

Eda learns she can come back to school and finish her final year, but she’s lost her scholarship and will have to pay. She can’t.

Serkan gives his talk at the graduation (?)-- Is his talk just for architecture students? If so, why are Ceren, Fifi, and Melo there? We’ll never know. I know, I know... it’s all for the ~plot~

Eda calls Serkan out in front of everyone for taking away the scholarship that she earned from his company, Art Life. He is confused but unrepentant. She refuses to tell him her name.

She tries to deface his car with lipstick after keying the side (we never hear about the damage to his car after that). He catches her and wants to call the police, so she impulsively handcuffs them together with the plot devices from Selin’s wedding invitation sitting on his passenger seat.

They then have to go to Serkan’s urgent business meeting with an out-of-town client. Eda drives while they’re handcuffed together. Bickering ensues.

What is this? Foreshadowing? Symbolism?? Eda’s last name “Yıldız” is the Turkish word for “star” so... file that away for later.

One of my favorite parts about watching Turkish dramas is the experience of trying to decipher the fan translations. Add to the fact that Turkish only has 1 pronoun *chef’s kiss* 

Eda refuses to take the elevator to the 15th floor (we’ll learn about her claustrophobia later). Serkan is equally as stubborn, saying she owes  him for screwing up his day. But he has met his match in Eda with regards to stubbornness. They take the stairs.

More highlights:

First instance of fake dating - they need to hide the handcuffs from his client so Eda pretends she’s his girlfriend and a fellow investor.

The girls track Eda’s phone to the hotel and try to find her by asking around the premises. 

Eda charms the client into selling his land to Serkan.

We learn that Serkan is allergic to strawberries and has a lot of health anxiety. He’s a very tightly wound person.

Serkan says “Mashallah,” translator hears 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Engin brings way too many people to open the handcuffs and chaos ensues.

I feel like nothing can do justice to the comedy of 58:45 to 1:00:00 with Fifi using a bobby pin as a lock pick. The dramatic editing is 👌🏼

Leyla gets fired for somehow causing this drama??? And she is so happy to leave that stressful workplace omg, we don’t deserve her 🥺

Serkan and Eda go their separate ways, Eda prepared to never see her enemy again, but of course her phone and purse are still in his car so she has to go to his office at Art Life and confront him again.

Serkan has found out that Whoops, Art Life did cancel the study abroad scholarships to cut costs, but his CFO did it without telling him. And Serkan is pissed, but I think mainly about the fact that Eda did have some (SOME) grounds for yelling at him in public.

Leyla then explains the nonsensical reasoning behind her being fired-but-not-fired and still working. (Spoiler alert: she never goes anywhere and she is my favorite side character to this day).

Eda: “How can I piss Serkan off?” Leyla: “Find a mistake he’s made and he will fixate on it forever. But you won’t find anything.” Eda: “Hold my beer.”

Eda walks into Serkan’s office and his meeting. She gets her purse back and they fight about him not being willing to apologize for ruining her life and education. He refuses and says she owes him an apology for embarrassing him in public (no, dude).

He wants to give her back the scholarship and make it all go away but she rightly tells him that it won’t fix her broken pride from begging the company and her university for a second chance. But somehow her calling him a heartless “Robot” is what gets to him???? And he short-circuits. Eda walks out triumphant. 

~dRaMa!~

MEANWHILE

Melo, as well as being a perfume sales girl, also works as a flight attendant and wants Eda to cover her shift (we’ll get into how that doesn’t make sense in a minute) 

Eda says no, she’s going to meet her boyfriend, Cenk, who she hasn’t seen in months and has just returned from Italy.

Enter: Selin. Serkan’s ex who he dumped a while ago and is now engaged to the heir of a hotel empire. Serkan doesn’t like this. The two of them grew up together and are set to each inherit 50% of the holding company that Serkan’s father currently runs.

Right away Selin serves us with a gender reveal level color scheme.  Personally not a fan. They confirm that Serkan is coming to her engagement party tomorrow.

Meanwhile Eda  meets up with Cenk. Her outfit is still reasonable and cute for her character. He looks mildly like a hobo and doesn’t seem to have anything going for him (I know he’s a throwaway character but the two of them really don’t have anything in common).

This creeper keeps staring at them, but Cenk tries to explain it away and says he’s busy and can’t meet her again until the day after tomorrow. Eda is disappointed but accepts this. Creeper girl remains and remains a red flag to viewers, but apparently not to Eda.

Cut to later that evening, and of course our broody main man enjoys astronomy in his free time (???) idk what he’s charting and to what purpose but okay? 

Eda finds a mini first aid kit in her purse that Serkan put there before returning it. Queue montage of them treating their respective wrists for handcuff-related injuries. #couplegoals

Of course we also needed a sepia-toned flashback to earlier that day when the handcuffs contrived their faces to get too close together. #romance

Finallyyyyyyy it’s morning again and a new day.

Since Eda can’t see Cenk (good, he’s so boring), she agrees to fill in as a flight attendant for Melo, who’s side job is for a private plane company.

Now. This should not be a thing. Eda was in college to be a landscape architect and now works as a florist for her aunt... Where has she learned any relevant skills to work as a flight attendant?? Presumably nowhere. And I really don’t think a private plane company would be so easygoing about just having a random person fill in to cover for her friend? 

But does this show care about that? What do you think...

Also, instead of the standard white shirt, black skirt uniform requirements, the girls decide that this skimpy dress and heels is fine? Hmmm

Also lol @ Melo for assuming that the client who wants jasmine tea and fruit salad is probably a woman. And her telling Eda that the PRIVATE JET COMPANY would in fact have its own tea was very random and unnecessary. 

Back at the Bolat house compound, we meet the parents: Aydan and Alptekin. We’ll see them again later. Selin’s engagement party is today. 

Meanwhile Eda is just.... being a flight attendant, I guess??? And who could possibly be the passenger she has to take care of? Take a wild guess. Of course it’s Serkan Bolat.

And of course that tiny dress (THAT ALSO HAS A LEG SLIT?? WHY?? I really don’t need to see her vagina) looks very practical and professional... not! (Hande Erçel is a gorgeous human, and the dress looks good on her, don’t get me wrong. BUT THIS IS SITUATIONALLY INCORRECT ATTIRE). Also him just folding his vest and then social distancing from it... K? 😂

Eda panics and doesn’t want Serkan to see her and runs away back to her seat pod thing - Serkan takes issue with his fruit salad for ~plot reasons~ (EDIT: I’ve been informed that it’s because there was a strawberry in his fruit salad and since he’s allergic, of course it needed to be fixed. Why doesn’t the plane have a note of that??) and comes back to find this mystery flight attendant.

Eda is very stressed out about this encounter and is also starting to have a panic attack because, surprise, she’s also claustrophobic. 

After Serkan calms her down, they have a cute/civil conversation for the rest of the flight.

When they land, Eda realizes they’re on an island 2h45min away from Istanbul and she isn’t sure what to do with herself (How did she not already know where they were going, as the FLIGHT ATTENDANT??? So may red flags with this private jet company).

Serkan convinces Eda to come with him and she can hang out at the beach while he’s at Selin’s engagement party.

At the engagement party we finally meet Selin’s fiancé Ferit. He’s sweet and non-threatening and clearly insecure about Serkan being Selin’s ex.

This dress/skirt outfit Selin is wearing isn’t terrible, but it doesn’t scream rich socialite to me. Anything with feathers seems... a bit tacky/too showy? Like someone pretending to be rich? Idk, this outfit isn’t one I’m going to really take a stand on.

Does this engagement party warrant being a 2h45 min flight away? No. They try to explain it away as the couple wanting to have something small and private, even though they also invite the press?? But okay whatever, as long as Serkan and Eda cross paths again, I suppose.

Kaan Karadağ has been mentioned a couple times in passing, but now we finally meet our “villain.” Ferit’s friend, and Serkan & Selin’s childhood acquaintance, who has it out for Serkan bc he somehow bankrupted Kaan’s dad? Idk and I don’t really care but tl;dr they’re enemies. 

Another thing I love about Turkish dramas is the censoring. Like, they’ll allow alcohol to be on screen, but they won’t say the word and they’ll just blur out the bottle and any liquid that we’d assume is alcoholic 😂

In the evening, Serkan is tired and wants to leave and Ferit snidely jokes about how Serkan is too picky to have a fiancé of his own. Serkan flashes back to 1 entire day ago when he and Eda pretended to be dating at his business meeting, and says that actually he is engaged to someone and then peaces out.

Serkan finds Eda on the beach, and they are preparing to leave when a crowd of people (Selin, Ferit, and Kaan mainly), arrive to get a peek at Serkan’s new “fiancé.” Eda very reluctantly plays along (good thing she has that unnecessarily sexy “work” dress to help her look the part) and Serkan notices that for the first time ever, Selin is jealous of another woman. #drama

After they finally escape the crowd, Serkan makes an annoyed Eda an offer: Pretend to be his fiancé for the 2 months leading up to Selin’s wedding so he can get them to break up and prevent Ferit marrying into the company. In return, he will pay all the fees to help her complete her last year of studies in Italy.

Eda refuses, stating that she doesn’t want anything from him, and besides she has a boyfriend (Sure Jan; Cenk is such a joke). They have it out and then fly back to Istanbul. But of course the gossips at the engagement have spread the news of Serkan’s new woman so the paparazzi corner them at the airport when they land. 

So glad that we got to see this random mechanic find out the news (???)

They escape the cameras and Serkan takes her home, saying that Art Life has a press conference tomorrow, and she should come so he can save face and tell everyone that she was his assistant accompanying him for work to the party. Eda agrees. 

It should also be mentioned that Serkan still doesn’t know her name at this point?? She refused to tell him and Engin still hasn’t sent him the names of the scholarship candidates so it’s a bit miraculous that their relationship was at all believable.

The next day, Cenk wants to meet but Eda has to go to the press conference. The girls come too for whatever reason, and Melo is convinced that Cenk wants to propose. Eda just lets that fantasy take hold (why tho?), and Cenk shows up unexpectedly right before the press conference and takes Eda into the nearby hotel’s cafe so they can talk.

Eda seems ready for a proposal (they haven’t seen each other or really communicated in months??) but Cenk wants to break up. Eda is shocked (???) but then Cenk mentions that he has a new girlfriend from Italy that he adores, and oh by the way, it’s the creepy girl from the other night who also happens to be here right now?

Okay fine, I guess??? Cenk: “She’s doesn’t speak Turkish” Girlfriend: *clearly a Turkish actress*

Eda is upset that he brought his jealous girlfriend with him to break up with her and says something about how actually, she’s seeing Serkan Bolat now (maybe it’s just me being someone who doesn’t follow tabloids, but are business people really that popular in every day society where everyone knows who they are?). Cenk laughs at Eda, saying that everyone wants to be with Serkan Bolat, and that she’s bluffing.

Eda makes an impulsive decision, and walks away, over to where Serkan has started the press conference. And seals their fate as fake dating in the public eye.

Queue confetti. No really.

And there we have it. That’s the episode!

In all seriousness, it’s a pretty great pilot, especially for a romcom. It hits all the right beats, includes enough tropes, and tells us a lot about what we should expect in the episodes going forward. And no matter how much I make fun of it, I really do enjoy this show! It’s been such a nice distraction from Current Events. I’ve spent a lot of time watching these episodes just saying “oh my god” out loud to myself as I watch all of the cute/romantic gestures that give me a lot of second hand embarrassment (I forget that PDA makes me kinda uncomfortable 😂).

There wasn’t actually that much terrible fashion in this episode, which I didn’t notice until my rewatch. If I continue with this series of posts, I’m hoping they’ll end up being less plot-centric, and more about the situationally inappropriate outfits and strange subtitling choices. 

See you next time? 

[oneleggedflamingo]

Stuff to keep you sane during revising vacation and distance learning

I decided to make this post based on my experiences during last spring. These are also some things, which I will be using to my advantage during revising vacation. I never thought that I would say this, but I’m kinda glad that horrible distance learning thing happened, because otherwise I would probably not be able to handle the next couple of weeks. 

Keep a running list of your assignments and their deadlines, even if you have no motivation or the time to work on them. Having a list of all the things that you should to, makes it a lot easier to get back on them, when you have the time and energy. 

Try to do you best but don’t expect yourself to be able to keep up with your pre-distance learning track record. Distance learning is not a cost-efficient experience, stuff takes more time and energy than it would normally. So be merciful to yourself. 

Set up your priorities. You really don’t have to be good at everything and depending on your schooling system, you could comfortably take F on an exam now, and then ACTUALLY focus on it later. 

- While revising, figure out your goal grades and the lowest grade, which you would be comfortable with. 

- Asses how much work and effort achieving your separate goals would take and plan accordingly. 

- If you feel like there isn’t enough time and EVERYHING is so hard, disassemble the syllabus, and figure out which would take the most work, and just drop it. Focus on the remaining things and remember that exams are supposed to evaluate your understanding on all of the things. You have high chances of passing and doing well even when you don’t fully understand 1/5 of the content. 

Embrace your style of getting stuff done, even if it is not the one your educators embrace/endorse. Distance learning is not the time to try to fit into someone else's box. I did two month’s worth of Finnish assignments during three six hour desk marathons during the last week of the semester. 

Get out of the house, but in a responsible way. Think about low attendance places where you could go, for ex. bird towers, lakes/ponds/small harbours, forests, funky small town cultural memorial sites... 

- Driving ALONE to the grocery store is so great, I can’t endorse it enough. 

- Stopping your car in a scenic and a safe place, listening a podcast and drinking coffee feels so nice. 

- Go look for cool places in nature. 

- There are a lot of fire towers and lesser known sight seeing towers in remote areas. They aren’t often attracting people because the towers look rusty, wobbly or like they are rotting, even when they are safe to climb. 

- Go canoeing/boating but stay safe. I still remember the first time I went canoeing alone for the first time. 

You can start your running/biking/other outdoor exercise season a lot sooner, because you aren’t forced to waste daylight on commutes. Getting back on scheduled workouts, which you are hyped about, gives more structure to the way you use your time. It can inadvertently help you plan your revising/school work alongside of your workouts. 

- Exercising isn’t supposed to be a bummer or a thing that practically puts you in bed rest. Find something that gives you joy and is on your own fitness level. On the other hand, going through personal physical feats can boost your confidence and make you feel like you have a handle on life. 

Find a show you like that has a new episodes coming up every week. It can give you something to look forward to and makes you feel like time is passing. 

Make some meal plans for couple of days in a row. Make sure you have things to eat, which makes you feel like you can take on the world and keep you satisfied while doing so. 

Remember that you can have meaningful experiences on your own while staying at home. 

- Try fixing a thing you have never fixed before.

- Read up on a car problem. 

- Plant some seeds, if you have never tried growing anything.

- Buy some fabric and make a pair of shorts, if you have never made clothes. There are super easy instructions for making shorts.  

- Bake something you have never baked before. 

- Watch a movie from a genre you are not a big consumer of. 

- Try to paint something. 

- If you aren’t artsy, look at your house/room objectively and figure out a way you could make better.