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anyone wanna be boy bestfriends in a scary research facility and get increasingly concerned for eachothers well-being?
#omg nobody look hes boobs.#kind of. close enough. this is probably the most you'll get from me in that department i get scared#ANYWAYYY. lalalalalalala#blargh that 3rd ones older but it looked funny w only 2 imgs#id in alt text#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#my art#half life#freehoun#waves my hands around#Alternatively titled gord asks barney 2 come down 2 the labs and help him out after HEV training. And they're gay about it 🙄#the. umm uhh. taking some job bcos they’re the only place thatll hire you after dropping outta college and with nowhere else togo#and then you meet some guy and it rules and then hes in way too deep for being 27#and then youre worried & your heart hurts more for someone else than you thought it could#and u know u gotta keep an eye on him cos nobody else is. or something ?#<- copy pasted from discord but my point still stands
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Y'all I'm currently scanning the season 4 artbook and I just completely forgot how many capes this freaking book has 😭😭😭
#literally more than half of the cast wears capes#wth tot were u that low on budget or was it because u saved it all for the backgrounds and fights???#the capes are such a problem that i can make an actual list of all the people wearing them....#idk how to feel about this#i feel like crying but laughing#i have a feeling tot also just made them wear one for the funsies#he looked like he was fanboying about Yugo's cape ever since the freaking kickstarter#tot and his capes ✨️💀#even the side characters aren't safe#also judging by we've seen with Elely's older design - SHE ALSO WEARS A FUCKING CAPE#im legit gonna jump someone if tot adds another caped-up character#HE EVEN MADE RESURRECTED JULITH IN THE GREAT WAVE MANGA WEAR HER FUCKING CAPE AGAIN WHEN THE MANGA CLEARLY DIDN'T HAVE BUDGET ISSUES#guys....im fucking tweaking#wakfu#ankama#krosmoz#wakfu season 4#wakfu s4#wakfu artbook#wakfu season 4 artbook#wakfu s4 artbook#artbook#season 4 artbook#s4 artbook#wakfu scans#wakfu scan
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at the asian american studies sponsored movie screening i run out of my seat to press a button for the presenter and you look away, not in shame, but in anger
go make your own movie.
One where you’re the star
and everything’s my fault
the way you want it to be. I know, it’s easy
to let someone else hold this grief
and sit in the bathtub,
all dressed up to go to the party.
Maybe in this movie it’s your party
and I the party crasher,
holding cymbals and a baseball bat, et cetera.
But we don’t stop getting older when we’re angry
and you’re only twenty,
can’t listen to lullabies at night,
can’t sleep without a blanket
over your head like you’re scared
of your own shadow. God, go
write your own movie.
You could do it,
you’re still
pretty. Angry? Me too.
The bathtub’s overflowing,
the bathroom’s flooding
with whatever you couldn’t say
to the poet with their palms glued shut
in a cheap simulacrum of prayer.
Didn’t you say you were tired? Angry? Me too.
Upset? Unhappy? Me too. Hungry? Lonely? Me too. Me too.
Standing barefoot in the grass
I remembered the month of bad weather.
How I parted the fog with broken hands each night,
looking for your voice.
Oh, I will not forgive you.
Not like this.
With your fingers splayed
against the brute February sky,
lips cracked open like windows,
waiting, like you always are, for me to say the first word.
#my writing#my words#there are many reasons i like tumblr. for example the number of people who keep getting older is very impressive#but also it is nice because unlike my goddamn poetry account (self inflicted damage) half my friends irl do not follow me here#so i can put this poem down. it’s not public grief here it’s anonymous grief! woo#anyway i have just survived possibly the most brutal four weeks of my life and this is including getting dumped a week#before the dance concert in which my ex and i were in more than half the items together. this is including that#but i am OUT#and this poem was written while i was still in but i am O U T#lord being hurt and hurt and being mature and brave and smart makes your HR voice get really good#not by choice#for survival purposes#i am wondering if i should get this laptop. as my water bottle exploded and destroyed my old laptop#i think i will do it#yes. i think so#it is time to start taking care of myself. and so on#so here’s this poem. i wanted to share it because it’s raw and unedited and it has some lines that i think are neat#if it makes you feel some stuff that would make me very happy
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im never getting over fang duobing calling li lianhua xiaohua'er
#you can't tell me they're master and disciple when they literally call each other 'babe' in canon#well i mean u can but that def makes fdb a shifu fucker lmaoo#mysterious lotus casebook#this show is gayer than danmei#3 and a half wedding set ups and not a single one of them heterosexual#llh literally is being chased by a younger man *and* an older man#he truly is the most carnally desired unreliable narrator#kitty rambles
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I just wanted to say I am really glad you are back, and I hope you stay safe. I really enjoy your blog and hearing about your life and thoughts (even the stressful or unpleasant parts, as that is surely part of a person's life), and I missed you while you were gone.
aw ty im glad im back too that place rly didnt do much n im a lil convinced they have to b one of the worst in the state n its either only place in state that had beds bc its hours away from where i live n also the hospital staff was mad at me after i fought them lmao bc i almost gotna dr in the face bc he bent down as i was aiming for his dick and i was just cold n bored most of the time in there
#i made a few friends tho n got contact info n all which was cool tho but also had an old man who got on like everyones nerves not leave me#alone with his weird little comments n i snapped finally my last night but even half of staff as shitty as they were were done with him n#would let us go off on him bc hed shut up briefly if it was one of us he wouldnt leave alone lmao like my dude ur 5ft and in a wheelchair bc#u need a knee replacement but he knew he was being gross when he was like im being a dirty old man i have kids older than you#batbaby asks
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just a few foster puppy pictures out of the hmm. 500 that i have
[id: nine photographs of various brown, floppy-eared puppies. first: top view where puppy is sitting down and looking up at the camera. second: sitting with his tongue out. third: laying down on her side with her head on my leg, looking straight at the camera.
fourth: laying down on her belly. fifth: sitting and leaning against me, his head quite close to the camera, which he's looking at. sixth: one puppy lays down while another rests her chin on his back.
seventh: an extremely close-up view of a puppy's face. eighth: a puppy, who notably has one blue eye, looks through the glass door. ninth: puppy stands on her hind legs, front paws on the glass door, looking inside. end id]
#monotonepost#piranhapuppies#<- gonna be tagging any pics i post of them as that#dogs#couple of the pics r a lot older than others.#and possibly 500 is a bit dramatic i dont actually remember how many i have. but i have a LOT regardless#realized i never rlly posted any of them though...#we don't have any of them anymore. they're either gotten given to other fosters or adopted#unfortunately half of them did get sick with parvo. a couple were ones we'd given to another foster#the last 3 we had left we had to give to a parvo house#they've been pulling through tho they're doing ok!#if u dont know about parvo it's a really nasty (literally) disease. fatal if u dont get them help within 24ish hours#um. on a more brighter note that pup in the 2nd to last pic? he actually ended up keeping that blue eye#which is weird cause neither of his parents have blue eyes. the pups ARE mutts tho so shrug#of course the brattiest one had to be the prettiest one <3 very pretty brown brindling pattern too. like a calico cat#i say brattiest he's actually a sweetheart. just very excitable#goddd i miss these guys so much...#was really tempted to keep one of them for a bit there but im just not a very energetic person so i figured it was best i didnt.#does mean im forever gonna be wondering about what-ifs though.#ALSO to note: these were some of the few nice pictures i got. most of them were blurry cause they were never still sdfjkhdsfj
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Got a sticker yay pls fellow Americans pls for the love of god go out and vote
#pic#personal#nonfunctional rn but i will get my ass up and vote thats for sure#its awful tho more than half the positions only had rep candidates.. had to do write ins#honestly highkey scared esp bc ppl are talking abt some green party revolution that doesnt exist#like sorry id love to not vote for the centrist right dems either its awful but#unless u can convince every superdelegate to vote green on election night to even have a chance#like pls i hate kamala too but trump will take away our rights to even fight back#the govs been so useless these 4 yrs partially bc trump destabilized it so bad#like the Supreme court gave him presidential immunity that might take yrs to be resolved#it was just this year. him getting in office only seals the deal for everyone involved#ig part of it im seeing a lot of blk nondems are getting berated for voting blue and ppl are weaponizing the genocide#which cruel firstly. secondly trump is the scariest option hes ten toes down on israel.#why would u even chance wasting ur vote against the literal white supremacist he would only further the destruction substantially#like im sorry i just. i need to see a free palestine this is the best chance#unfortunately this country is sick to its core and biden is quite literally older than israels inception#so while its truly horrific its expected and the only thing we can do is mitigate it#and as someone who lives in ga. theres too many trump vance signs everywhere I just cant#going back to my depression hole good luck yall
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Thanks to @aliensmoothie for the encouragement (🥺🫶😭) here are my Ocs!!! They are a pair of twins and their story takes place post Maliwan takeover
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Yara, 26, Promethean, Aspiring Agricultural Engineer Doctorate, current intern at Atlas
Yaseen, 26 (older), Promethean, Aspiring pro-gamer, current falafel shop delivery guy
#ewbie.txt#Ty for the sweet words LOL I drew this in response out of excitement hahaha#again I’m no real artist but ��#pls dont make fun of my handwriting haha i know its bad#yaseen is 4 minutes older than Yara but Yara is half an inch taller 🫡#Yara’s into techno music while Yaseen spends his late nights gaming 😭 and he’s they share a room#yes* also also they live with their dad right on top of the shop (thing bobs burgers) in a small corner of the city#and I like to imagine Prometheas fashion to be very high tech and bright in younger crowds vs older crowds wearing suits and such#sorry for coming up with a planets cultural identity . will happen again#THANK U AGAIN NICK‼️‼️‼️
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ty for the singular panel that will rejuvenate me for the next lot of chapters where he becomes irrelevant again
#I love him#he looks so broken#and half his age#I need to analyse how his haori actually makes him look older than he is#once it's off he looks so young....#oh my love I'm happy to see u again....#fukuzawa yukichi#fukuzawa bsd
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Tomo with a messy bun. Send tweet.
#their hair is a mess. someone should help them brush it and put it on a bun (with a ribbon even)#ooh a half up style too would fit them very well !#older tomo with waaay longer hair so there's more options#u only get to touch their hair if u r friendship lvl 8 AT LEAST#oooh u want to brush their nest of a hair sooo bad (PLEASE)#︾╼╼ █ █ ║˚ ▹ BERRY SPEAKS.▕🗲#srry for the lack of ic folks. i've been busy with finals 😔#i've been more active on discord than anywhere else tbh. so if any mutual wants it-#anyways- peace sign and blows a kiss. will lurk in the shadows
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rando mf took an unprompted pic of my mom and I at her grad ceremony thingamajig and ok I sure do look like just some fucking guy
absolute nerd. mega loser
enjoy me awkwardly smiling in this
I'll post the actual photographs when we get 'em
+ pic of the fit before I could put on my mega oversized nerd sweater bc yeah
#log#z#graduation#mom gonna be a lawyer#she's like only 47 chill lmfao#sometimes life doesn't allow u to do important things u wanna do#until u age and become somewhat financially stable#mom was poor growing up#so I'm rly proud#hell yea mom#not me tho I'm built different#lighthearted#but yeah never had to go through what she did#thankfully#glad everyone is foing better nowadays#today I realized my mom is only#21 years older than me lol#oh god and my stepsis (dad's fault) is over a decade younger than me#ok so my family is a joke#I also found out#abt my father#his mom forced him to have a vasectomy after he had my half sis#LMFAOOOO#took u long enough#damn
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they should make periods illegal for anyone under the age of consent
#actually scratch that for anyone under 18 bcz i’m pretty sure the age of consent is 16 here nd i need more than half a years break#but srsly plz bro i am a 15yo mentally ill disabled boy with no bitches or money there is no reason for me to be having a child rn#at least wait until i’m older before u torture me like this 😭#period mention#ryan shut the fuck up
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i really really love procreate dreams and what its capable of but i gotta say that so far i have some major gripes with the UI </3
#shush slinky#i want to love this app so bad!!!!!! but there are no pen pressure settings#that i can find because there... is no settings button#the flipbook is huge and you cannot scale it#pen resolution scales to match the zoom on the window?? which is. bizzare.#you cannot move around brushes at all. im fine with not being able to make or edit them i guess bc you can easy import from the other app#even tho so many of the default ones have unbearable streamline on and you cant change it#there are no undo and redo buttons even though there is... clearly space for some#theres even no action button like the other app#the timeline view makes the actual image super small on my device model because its older and clearly smaller than was designed for#and you cant scale that either it takes up half the screen whether u like it or not#theres NO LASSO TOOL... the fill tolerance is extreme and you cannot change it to my knowledge...#the verdict so far is that it is a very good editing tool at the expense of frame-by-frame; which procreate itself is better for#and its pretty unintuitive to me which i was suprised by because of how used to procreate i am
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looking up the casting for yellowjackets is so funny cause you got the babies born in 2000 and then you got travis's actor being 31???? and misty's teenage actress is 27????
#yellowjackets#how do u all look like teenagers#like its so wild cause half of them ARE 27?????? and then nat's actress and shauna's actress are both born in 2000#the sheer age range in this cast IS SO wild to me but also damn they all have good genes like wtf!!#luna.txt#like ik theyre not gonna be actual teenagers but i was expecting mid 20s at the latest tbh and then im like oh my god ure so much older#to put this FURTHER INTO CONTEXT ACTUALLY coach ben's actor is only 2 yrs older than travis's actor like FDSFJASHDFJKAHJH
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coworker (derogatory)
#she just fucking. IRKS me#so we have the same job. same authority level. yet she acts like shes a lead#which would be fine im ok with others taking charge#IF THEY DO IT RIGHT#shes SO FUCKING BAD AT IT??#AND. we have senority!!#yes she is older than us physically but we have worked here for months longer!!!#if anyone is in charge (WHICH SHOULD BE THE LEAD) would it not be the guy who worked there longest???#uggghhhh#she came in late today then was like um youre doing potties wrong youre only supposed to fill half and leave the other stalls for ne#girl then be on time#im not waiting for u im not making the dogs wait for u#so she starts bringing my dogs back (against the rules) (we literally had a meeting last night)#im done arguing. just. fine. whatever. she better have charted or else thatll look bad on me since i brought the dogs out#confronts me later. make sure you fill the potty waters. i say i do. she says yeah but not enough#gestures to a bowl she has filled that is 1) smaller than the bowls in potties 2) TOO FULL#we're not supposed to fill them past halfway so they dont spill#and theyre in the potties for like. 15 minutes. even if they finish their water. im fairly sure its not that inhumane for them to#wait a few more minutes before they go back to their room#THEN. she goes to do feeding. someone is in a meeting where the ipads are (needed to track feeding)#only ipad out is for the front. the front also needs an ipad. so i am instructed to wait#few min later. she comes with an ipad. is the meeting over? no i took it from the front#GIRL.#and she always complains about being in group too much#bestie 90% of the job is group#if you get a day shift youre gonna spend it in group#chill#just. ugh#chaos chitters
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Another fucking wip on fnaf because inconsistency is my skill
#In my au the crying child kind of accidentally helped kill Charlie lol. He pushed her outside and locked her in the rain. Tee hee#And THEN. He went to go check on her because he felt a little bad since Sammy was going ballistic#and accidentally witnessed the last bits of his dad murdering Charlie. He then hides and was going to wait for his dad to leave but#Since OBVIOUSLY will needs to dispose of evidence he was going to stay there. So he kind of. Went over to his dad and they had a mutual agr#Will in return started treating him “better” and also stopped using him for experiments (as much) and instead tried doing remanent stuff#And then Mike and Elizabeth got kind of envious (this was also their father subconsciously pitting all three against eachother )#so then they started to bully cc#Sammy comes into play because he also kind of helped cc push Charlie outside because Charlie was deemed “the favorite” and Henry truly#Never bothered to try and care for Sammy. This is not saying he treated Charlie good either#but. He treated her VISIBLY better than Sammy#and Sammy looked up to William (this is actually kind of relevant and is the reason why security breach and help wanted exist because…#Sammy saw William and his work as amazing and even when he figured out he used actual children for his stuff he continued it needlessly.#He usually spent more time in the Afton household than his own which is. Quite sad. William actually thought of him as the perfect nephew/#Apprentice and taught him in his ways. He’s as old as Micheal#and also the Freddy bully. (I’m figuring out how to not make him white#Oh. Right#also cc was friends with sam#(the one u shouldn’t have killed) and she has two siblings#Why is this relevant. WELL. BUDDY. So the Bonnie bully is in fact Jeremy.F#he has an older sister named Ximena. She worked at Fredbear’s diner and then circus baby’s pizza world#and Jeremy was friends with Micheal AND SAMMY. eventually after Will murdered the og kids#Jeremy was tasked with distracting Mike.#Their younger half sibling is Sammy. Jeremy is also later tasked by William to distract Micheal in any means possible from what Will is doi#Ximena’s life was essentially theatened and in order for will to ensure the animatronics don’t target her Jeremy was forced to distract mik#Even though he was still grieving for his sister and grappling guilt over cc. Mike also was somewhat mean to him sometimes and Jeremy a#Babysat Elizabeth sometimes. By distraction William never clarified so Jeremy kind of went for a romantic ish approach. He’d constantly tak#There’s more but I don’t want to explain 😭#Mike out from his house
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