#and older than half of u

[halflifebutawesome]

anyone wanna be boy bestfriends in a scary research facility and get increasingly concerned for eachothers well-being?

[mintytrifecta]

@trans-pickles

THE PLACE? THE DESERT. THE TIME? HIGH, TEATTIME NOON.

Out from a rugged field of sand and the occasional viper, a beautiful horse rides on into a tiny, beat up, too-dang-colorful-for-it's-own-good town. The shiny city sign labels it as [Wonderland], home to all mad enough to stay in it. And mad they are, for in this town lies the Queen of Hearts, bandit of the west who lives like a royal, and her sketchy henchman who comes and goes faster than a clock strike, the White Rabbit. A colorful town, indeed.

The horse's rider hides her face from the terribly shining sun as she descends further into town, brim pulled low enough to cast her whole face in shadow. Her figure is draped in clothes both regal and sharp, like an armadillo casting a shell to protect itself, she too hides her seldom-aged form from the world under spike and shadow. She comes to a stop at the local Saloon, The Haberdashery, and gracefully climbs off her horse.

"Easy, Dinah," she says leading her to the trough before the entrance. "Just one more stop and we'll be sure to find him, I swear it."

And with that, she walks in.

In a curious turn of events, this strange saloon offers tea, refusing to hand out alcohol until teatime is over, so every person in the saloon who can spare it drinks enough tea to drown their sorrowful lack of booze. On the stage, a chorus of saloon girls hold intricately weaved flowers into tight bouquets before throwing them to an adoring audience, voices fluttering in the wind like petals in a golden afternoon's breeze. The interior is brightly colored, as the rest of the town, no doubt with paint gotten by bloodied heart-cards grunts.

The rider makes her way to the bar, hobbling carefully to the high seat and calling the tender over. He smiles, wide, but his eyes are glassy, as if he's not all there. "what can I do for you, love?"

She looks up, big blue eyes betraying fear over her brave face. "My name is Alice Liddel. I'm looking for the White Rabbit."

[cocogum]

Y'all I'm currently scanning the season 4 artbook and I just completely forgot how many capes this freaking book has 😭😭😭

[corpsentry]

at the asian american studies sponsored movie screening i run out of my seat to press a button for the presenter and you look away, not in shame, but in anger

go make your own movie.

One where you’re the star

and everything’s my fault

the way you want it to be. I know, it’s easy

to let someone else hold this grief

and sit in the bathtub,

all dressed up to go to the party.

Maybe in this movie it’s your party

and I the party crasher,

holding cymbals and a baseball bat, et cetera.

But we don’t stop getting older when we’re angry

and you’re only twenty,

can’t listen to lullabies at night,

can’t sleep without a blanket

over your head like you’re scared

of your own shadow. God, go

write your own movie.

You could do it,

you’re still

pretty. Angry? Me too.

The bathtub’s overflowing,

the bathroom’s flooding

with whatever you couldn’t say

to the poet with their palms glued shut

in a cheap simulacrum of prayer.

Didn’t you say you were tired? Angry? Me too.

Upset? Unhappy? Me too. Hungry? Lonely? Me too. Me too.

Standing barefoot in the grass

I remembered the month of bad weather.

How I parted the fog with broken hands each night,

looking for your voice.

Oh, I will not forgive you.

Not like this.

With your fingers splayed

against the brute February sky,

lips cracked open like windows,

waiting, like you always are, for me to say the first word.

[wangquan-fugui]

im never getting over fang duobing calling li lianhua xiaohua'er

[petrifiedchild]

oh. my husband told me my supervisor is always making comments about the things he does for me. my supervisor is jealous of my relationship. that makes more sense why she's always focusing on my downsides 💀

[hollowfairybabybat]

I just wanted to say I am really glad you are back, and I hope you stay safe. I really enjoy your blog and hearing about your life and thoughts (even the stressful or unpleasant parts, as that is surely part of a person's life), and I missed you while you were gone.

aw ty im glad im back too that place rly didnt do much n im a lil convinced they have to b one of the worst in the state n its either only place in state that had beds bc its hours away from where i live n also the hospital staff was mad at me after i fought them lmao bc i almost gotna dr in the face bc he bent down as i was aiming for his dick and i was just cold n bored most of the time in there

[monotone-artist]

just a few foster puppy pictures out of the hmm. 500 that i have

[id: nine photographs of various brown, floppy-eared puppies. first: top view where puppy is sitting down and looking up at the camera. second: sitting with his tongue out. third: laying down on her side with her head on my leg, looking straight at the camera.

fourth: laying down on her belly. fifth: sitting and leaning against me, his head quite close to the camera, which he's looking at. sixth: one puppy lays down while another rests her chin on his back.

seventh: an extremely close-up view of a puppy's face. eighth: a puppy, who notably has one blue eye, looks through the glass door. ninth: puppy stands on her hind legs, front paws on the glass door, looking inside. end id]

[timothylawrence]

Thanks to @aliensmoothie for the encouragement (🥺🫶😭) here are my Ocs!!! They are a pair of twins and their story takes place post Maliwan takeover

Transcribed:

Yara, 26, Promethean, Aspiring Agricultural Engineer Doctorate, current intern at Atlas

Yaseen, 26 (older), Promethean, Aspiring pro-gamer, current falafel shop delivery guy

[lesshingedhiro]

ty for the singular panel that will rejuvenate me for the next lot of chapters where he becomes irrelevant again

[visionkept]

Tomo with a messy bun. Send tweet.

[autistic-katara]

they should make periods illegal for anyone under the age of consent

[time-slink]

i really really love procreate dreams and what its capable of but i gotta say that so far i have some major gripes with the UI </3

[mangomybeloved]

looking up the casting for yellowjackets is so funny cause you got the babies born in 2000 and then you got travis's actor being 31???? and misty's teenage actress is 27????

[wellthatschaotic]

coworker (derogatory)

[lastnightonthecyclone]

Another fucking wip on fnaf because inconsistency is my skill