#and ohhh myyyy godddd

[fuckingarataswespeak]

let's go ireland!

[marshmellowtea]

i keep looking at the blinds in my room that my cat destroyed and feeling uncontrollable rage over it

[ryles-comfort-room]

anyway gang how much of this knight cosplay do you think I can manage before Halloween?

[clementiens]

i really really really want to write again. but even before the double-move in three months and the apartment from hell and my cat grunkle stan dying and BEFORE THAT the year of long distance that just absolutely sucked the life out of me. i quit smoking cigarettes to get bottom surgery, i only ever really smoked while i was writing, and i haven't found anything to replace how it helped me stay on task. it's honestly so frustrating i've thought about taking up smoking again. i had a spliff mix for a while that i used if i wanted a joint but didn't want a whole joint's worth of weed, and that didn't really scratch this itch either, but i might try it again bc ohhh myyyy godddd i want to be creative and feel productive and without This Thing i'm just sitting looking at my ipad and losing track of time and giving up.

i think it was like. it's a little bit of a fidget but not enough that it would keep my hands from the keyboard. the act of lightning a cigarette became part of the habit so it would help me get into gear to start writing. the cigarette burning down was a visual of the time passing, and it was finite so there was a little pressure to not "waste" a cigarette by not getting a decent word count in during the time i was smoking. then i'd have to push a little harder until i earned the next cigarette, which did all the same things as the first one, while also giving me a short break to roll it once i switched to doing that, and all of those things kept me focused and on task. and idk what will meet all of those things!! but i also don't want to start smoking again bc my partner and i both quit around the same time (just coincidentally it was before we met) and i'd be embarrasseddd

[kookiecrush]

OHHH MYYYY GODDDD! Can't believe we're finally getting jjk1! 🙌

I almost can't believe it! 😳 Is this real life? Because it's like a dream come true 😭 I have a feeling Jungkook is really going to do something special. I don't know if we're ready!!

[awesamcozy]

oooohhhhhhh ohhhohhhhhhhhhhhh https://twitter.com/whotookquiche/status/1606831198034067456?s=46&t=e-WpT815rOxs_zclib48_w

i was applying chapstick and it straight up fell out of my hand oh my godddd in the top right u can see his tummy and the hem of his pants ohhh myyyy godddddddd

[streamluckybyriize]

OHHH MYYYY GODDDD

riize reaction to catching their innocent gf mastrubating painfully 😭

જ⁀➴ riize catching you getting off

shotaro would be taken aback himself, not too sure on what to do but also not wanting to look away from you. wouldn’t say much to start off with, waits for you to notice him but if you don’t then he’ll just slowly walk into the room and sit on he edge of the bed, already being painfully hard in his pants from watching and hearing you fall apart. would lose his mind watching you open your eyes and whimper his name, almost in a whining, begging tone as if you’re asking him for help. has to fuck you, has to been you over on your own mattress and fuck every thought out of your pretty little head, just thinks his sweet girl needs to be fucked the way she deserves, especially when you beg for it.

eunseok would be extremely entertained. he’d stand and watch you, probably laugh a little but would be incredibly turned on. the idea of his sweet girl fucking herself desperately with her fingers makes him so hard, you’re usually so put together and collected, so innocent and sweet that when he sees you doing such filthy things to himself he can’t help but want to fuck you. usually he’s the one touching you and making you whimper but something about catching you doing it to himself just flips a switch in him, he just wants to make you cry whilst you’re cumming around his cock and he’s cooing at you for faking your innocence to people who don’t know you.

sungchan would love it. he’d want to watch, would walk toward you and tell you to carry on, his pretty girl should put on a show for him, shouldn’t she? would love the way you whimper and hide yourself a little but continue touching yourself. he’d love having you completely spread out getting yourself off and he makes it very clear how cute he thinks you are when you’re desperately fucking yourself.

wonbin would be a little like a deer in headlights to start off with but would need to join you, he couldn’t not. you’re so pretty, sound so sweet whimpering whilst you fuck yourself with your fingers, would combust hearing you moan his name. ends up next to you stroking his own cock whilst you fuck yourself with your fingers, watching eachother cautiously. he’d find the whole thing so incredibly hot.

seunghan would love every second of it, finally catching you out. he loves how sweet you are and how everyone thinks so nicely of you, but he loves the fact you’re far from innocent even more. corruption kink at its highest, he loves how much of a cock whore you can be and how brain dead you become when you receive pleasure so watching you do it to yourself is amusing for him. it wouldn’t take long for him to make his presence known, especially when he tells you to keep touching yourself for him and give him a little show. promising to fuck you real good afterwards.

sohee would be a little lost, unsure on what to do. cant take his eyes off of you because you look so pretty playing with yourself but he’d feel bad knowing you don’t know he’s there. coughs to play off as if he just got into the room but is already turned on. you can tell from the flush on his cheeks and his hard cock showing through his sweats. wouldn’t know what to do with himself when you call him over to the bed, telling him he can touch you however he wants for however long he wants.

anton wouldn’t know what to do with himself to begin with, you’d be so pretty laid out on the bed playing with your clit, so pretty that he wouldn’t want to disturb you but he wouldn’t be able to not watch you. eventually he’d have to make his presence known because he’s painfully hard in his trousers and you’re very clearly turned on. tries to put on a more dominant front when he walks over to you, trailing his fingers along your inner thighs near your core before asking if you need help, is so happy to push his fingers inside of you and make you cum when you whimper out a yes.

[pnatbutler]

EIGHTFOLD. E]SKJDKEMDMS M OHHH MYYYY GODDDD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL 😭. low key lil emotional it’s like seeing a picture of a family pet and getting to play with them again erm

[thevisionaryprincess]

omg i don’t like influencers that are so blinded by fame and money and they’re not grateful for what they have!!!!!!!!

also i have a dispute with the alo gym omg i never thought i’d like have a thought like this but like to me it gives off the vibe of that one girl that you meet in every grade level that everyone swears is super nice and she acts really nice and you’re literally like the only one who knows she’s the devil in disguise like she is evil and so i feel like alo is being like ohhh hehe cute gym and workout attire and also this very exclusive gym that’s invites only like not even a subscription and oh we don’t invite anyone we only invite influencers that don’t give a crap if the whole world was on fire unless it’s where they live. anyways omg i swear to god i never ever expected to have like a semi negative thought like that about people that i literally don’t know like i shouldn’t be thinking that way but for the first time in my 17 years of living i am and i think this is coming from a place where i’m just realizing stuff and it’s kinda making sense in my head you know like we really shouldn’t put people on pedestals we’re all human i remember when i was a pre teen on the internet most of my time me and girls almost around my age they were a few years older we like sort of idolized these instagram like "influencers" i guess and we idolized them and admired them literally for just being pretty like that’s almost all we knew and cared about is that they’re pretty we didn’t care if they were like the worst person ever especially me i was always the youngest i was 10/11/12 when everyone was 13/14/15/16 and i just remember there were like multiple girls that were just idolized for being pretty and that’s like so iconic in a way and like girlboss vibes but at the same time it’s so blinding to the eye like good for you like that’s awesome that you’re getting all these opportunities and things that most girls dream of because of your looks but ohhhhh myyyy godddd i remember these "influencers" didn’t give an efffffff about their "fans" i guess, like they’d have loads of supporters and fan accounts spamming begging them like "please notice me" like literally thousands of comments and they didn’t give one single tiny microscopic bit of any sort of attention like i didn’t realize this then but i realized this now like these people have become so out of touch with reality like something that i hope and pray and i will make sure to stand by is that when i’m rich & successful i’ll never make money blind me like of course i’ll enjoy my money and success and have as much fun as i want and i’ll get what i want but i wont forget where i came from and i won’t view myself more than the people walking on the street they all have hopes and dreams just like i do and i won’t treat people less because i’ve been so blinded by what i have that i think i’m superior because of that and again i will!!!! enjoy my success and money and if i want to show it off i will because i can’t take it with me to the grave and if i want to be happy and not really be secretive about it i can but i will never treat anyone less because of that. i will never treat anybody less because they don’t have what i have. you don’t know how hard that construction worker is working to help and provide for his family. you don’t know how hard working that person is who’s standing on the side of the road in the sun waiting for a taxi or a bus to take him to his job that’s on the other side of the country. these people are not less than you. the woman working at the restaurant that you’re angry at for making a mistake while she’s working 6 days of the week to make ends meet is not less than you. people that have jobs that are not as "glamorous" as yours and don’t have/live a high maintenance lifestyle/routine are not less than you. you know who’s less than you? you are. you are less than who you think you are. you have this dreamy glamorous life that millions of people dream of but you’re so blinded that you forgot that not everyone lives like this. 99% of people don’t live like this. what truly matters is your heart. make even the slightest bit of change with what you have.

[aintmyjewelry]

wisconsin girlies… kwik trip has this raspberry lava cake coffee and ohhh myyyy godddd it’s insane. get it with some half and half and sweetener……….I love

[arcanewoods]

Ohhh myyyy godddd

I made this so that I could change my pfp but it doesn’t look very good cropped HAHA

[avasgon3]

OHHH MYYYY GODDDD IT WASENT ABT ME!! had me worried shaking in my boots 😣

[hangmanssunnies]

As someone who has long loved Artist Jake, I have to say. OH MY GOD. OHHH MYYYYYY GODDDD. OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOD. OMG. OH MY FREAKING GOD. O H M Y G O D!! ! ! !

*high pitched screaming*

THE BRUSHES !!! BEING A CANVAS!!! TWO SIDES !?! !!!!!

I am unwell. I will not stop thinking about this ever. It’s actually going to drive me into an early freaking grave.

Hello my lovely!! I am of the belief that Jake can totally paint. He has a whole little studio in your house and everything.

Occasionally he gets bored of the regular standard canvas and decides that you are going to be his canvas.

You lie there for hours as he delicately paints the scene on your body. The bristles of the brush teasing you as he goes over your nipples or clit.

After a while of you whining while he’s trying to work he reminds you that his paint brushes have 2 sides

-🥟

hello my beloved anon! ohhhhh yes, jake can paint!

i feel like he would’ve taken it on as a suggestion for dealing with any stress and anxieties he had from his career, but you becoming his canvas? that’s so dreamy 🤤

you’re happy to lie there for hours and let him use your body as a canvas, but it does get a little tedious when he keeps teasing you. you give him a mock pout and he flashes back that innocent grin. “stop your squirming, sweets. an artist is at work.”

“but you’re teasing me, on purpose!”

he simply tuts and shakes his head, “i’d never. besides, my paint brushes have two sides. i’ll take care of you after.”

and what a pretty sight it is to him, having you coming from only his paintbrushes with his design mapped out on you.

hehe thank you so much for this delicious thot my beloved anon! 💌

[visual-explorxtion]

OH GOD I FORGOT YASHA ONLY GOT 16 HP LEFT

[skelley-sighs]

A lot of my katie mcgrath posts have the same tags as my cats posts.

[imreallyloveleee]

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