#and oh the sadism of that

[terrence-silver]

Hilarious how Terry Silver’s famous Three D’s speech could’ve been a direct in-universe reference to The Witches of Eastwick (which came out two years before The Karate Kid III, in 1987) and the Devil’s own speech about the three D’s which are death, desertion and divorce.

Basically, what I mean to say is that...Terry’s full of nonsense. 

Canonically.

And he adores that he is. 

It amuses him infinitely whenever he is.

His Quicksilver Technique is literally scrounged up from everything and anything under the sun with little rhyme or reason other than what’s painful, what’s deliberately degrading and what’s personally funny for Terry himself and torturous as all hell for an otherwise clueless Daniel. Terry used random things. Lies. Made up moves. Hurtful methods. His own on the spot improv. Actual movie references, if anything. Whatever’s on hand. He’s bullshitting his way through everything, for lack of a better word. What’s worse? What’s crueler? Or where Terry’s concerned, what’s better --- it worked! It actually worked! He is capable of selling a line from an actual film as a credible martial arts philosophy and have this kid eating from the palm of his hand. This patchwork of manipulation he calls a legitimate and special training routine is nothing but him quite literally trolling Daniel Larusso and Daniel Larusso believing him, making the entirety of the movie all the funnier and all the darker, because my god, Terry Silver downright scammed and lulled in Daniel with a piece of dialogue lifted from a comedy.

No wonder he was so perpetually amused and all smiles the whole film.

[pile-of-skulls]

I need them on their belly while I put my boot between their thighs, pressing my steel toe down hard as I watch them squirm, whining that it hurts but pushing back against it as hard as they’re able.

Let me bruise your little puppycunt with my big boot pretty thing, I’ll let you pretend you don’t love it.

[futch-disaster]

blow me like a good pet to help me relax while I smoke, and maybe I’ll give you a hit or two as a reward <3

[corvidaeconundrum]

soooooooo ignore how scrunchy it is I needed to get this out of my system or I was going to explode 👍

[silencingspellsongs]

prediction for how the carpe deus squad reunion is gonna start out

[dkmbookworm]

Do you think when Circe heard about any of the things Odysseus did once he left her island, she just thought to herself, “well that was a big fucking mistake”

[dragongirlteeth]

Thank you unhinged tgirlies on Tumblr for helping me realize that being a sadistic little freak is not the same as being a bad person.

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

i found this lore entry recently and have not stopped thinking about it since. it is HYSTERICALLY funny to me that fandaniel's villain origin story was just being a fuckin boomer

One of few great minds in a land that had seen the slow, yet steady numbing of its people's intelligence, Amon long lamented the sorry state of Allag , concentrating his early scientific efforts on developing medicines to increase mental capacity . He soon realized that it was not knowledge that the Allagans lacked. If anything, they had too much. What his people lacked was a leader. With a renewed sense of focus, Amon shifted his studies to the field of vivimancy, and soon was conducting experiments on his own flesh in order to attain his final goal - the resurrection of Xande the First.

— Encylopaedia Eorzea Volume I, p. 25

[tiercel]

Being an actual animal enjoyer surrounded by mammal likers is crazy cause theyre all vocally anti abuse until it comes to cropping/docking, wild animal ownership, or insects existing

[lurkerwithcomputer]

Ship thoughts: Mutsuki x Sanpei to the tune of "consensual but not safe or sane". Taking advantage of being able to regenerate to do some very inadvisable things. Because this is TG after all.

Like Sanpei wanting Tooru to stomp him, Nutcracker style - not just cbt but full-on crushed and eaten. Post-Rushima Mutsuki is gleefully up for this. Which is not to say that the pre-Rushima multiple, the usual "face" of Mutsuki, isn't also freaky. That multiple just liked the licking clean more than the crushing.

(And of course, that gets the ball rolling on the whole "cannibalism as a sex act" part of things.)

[pfhwrittes]

two angsty posts from p in one day? it's more likely than you think

[futch-disaster]

calling someone "toy" in a sweet way because they're fun to play with VS calling someone "toy" in a mean way because I'm using their body to jerk off and cum

[kopw]

omega vs assassin: will ospreay interviewed / historic x-over / laura mulvey, visual pleasure and narrative cinema

[tenitchyfingers]

What genre are Maxwell’s Silver Hammer and the dentist song from Little Shop of Horrors

You know, like, fun and upbeat harmony and absolutely dark as hell, creepy and unsettling lyrics about murder and sadism

Because I SEVERELY fuck with that shit on a major level and I am literally OBSESSED

[inkykeiji]

me @ jouno, initially: eh, he’s just a discount todoroki man

fukuchi, ch. 93: you used to lead a crime ring, jouno.

me, suddenly 100 times more interested: i’m sorry, he used to what????????????????????? (*♡∀♡)

[spookyboywhump]

Whump is pretty much the only online fiction I indulge in anymore like here on tumblr so sometimes I see a prompt list that’s very nice very good but I get confused for a minute before going OH. OH THIS IS. NOT THAT. OKAY.