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tenitchyfingers · 11 months ago

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What genre are Maxwell’s Silver Hammer and the dentist song from Little Shop of Horrors

You know, like, fun and upbeat harmony and absolutely dark as hell, creepy and unsettling lyrics about murder and sadism

Because I SEVERELY fuck with that shit on a major level and I am literally OBSESSED

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mars-ipan · 10 months ago

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happy early discount chocolate day

#martzipan #ok tags time #hajime hinata #chiaki nanami #nagito komaeda #komahina #komanami #hinanami #komahinanami #feel free to use or whatevs. happy valentine's day #i love these little idiots. chiaki i'm sorry girlie i do not draw you enough #which is criminal bc she has the best color scheme out of the three of them #i am just. obsessed with postgame. and. well.#i will make it up to you gamer girl. chiaki is so good #also once again pushing my propaganda. they r t4t4t to me. one transmasc and two transfems what will they do #OH SHIT ALMOST FORGOT #tw blood #i'm so used to beating up komaeda that i like. forget he's bleeding half the time

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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reasons number A Million why not every rgg character needs to be +6ft he looks so fuckin stretched out. actually got put in the willy wonka taffy puller

#snap chats #do you guys know how obsessed i am with this picture its the funniest shit ive ever seen in my goddamn life #why the fuck kume actually look like a politician. Like No Shit but he just /looks like a politician/ yk #oh my god wait its cause he literally looks like ben shapiro i fucking hate this game #i just know aoki put a gallon of hand sanitizer on his hands after that photo shoot jesus christ #THE BACKGROUND stop.#AOKI LOOKS SO LANKY. SICKLY EVEN ITS SO UNNERVING #theres a politician over here God Help Me Remember His Name #JOHN FETTERMAN. GOD HE SUCKS AND HE'S 6'8 LKE WHAT THE FUCK LITERALLY FUCK OFF #would actually make aoki look normal sized ANYWAYS. laugh at this picture with me #petition to retroactively make aoki 5'6 or 5'7 or god even just 5'10 i dont fucking know #i dont usually fuck with canon heights cause im a COWARD but i already fuck with aoki's body (pause) as is #AND YET ITS SO FUNNY SEEING HIM BE TALL AS DICK NEXT TO EVERY OTHER MFER #the worst part about this post is that i know exactly what im referencing and its not a taffy puller #in the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie some bitch ass kid goes in a tv #and he's super teeny and the only way to reverse it is to just Stretch Him Out #tho now that im recallnig i think they did put him in the taffy puller.... lol...#ok this post is done bye

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cognitosclowns · 2 years ago

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I saw your Robotus NSFW Alphabet post and please GOD elaborate on him having a fleshlight based on Reader's pussy because he misses them. It's driving me insane your ideas are so good

YES ANON OFC I WILL <33 FAVE SHIT EVER ARE YOU KIDDING

nsfw below!! this is gonna be so long I'm so sorry MNSDMS

he didn't expect himself to miss you so much??

Like you're only gonna be out of town for 3 weeks, max. That's nothing. especially in comparison to how long of a life you two are gonna spend together, that IS nothing.

He repeats that a lot to himself during the coming days.

It's about halfway through the second that he starts missing missing you. Proper yearning. Not just surface level ‘wishing you were with him’ NOPE SMDNS

He’s absolutely lovesick. He finds himself missing every little detail about you.

The smell of your shampoo. The little glint in your eye when you flirt with him. Kissing your warm cheeks after you cum, the lazy smile that follows. The way your eyes light up when he makes a joke.

AND ITS STUPID. HE KNOWS ITS STUPID. ITS IDIOTIC YOU AREN'T ON MARS FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU'RE JUST A FEW STATES AWAY. YOU'LL BE HOME BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HE WANTS TO GRAB HIMSELF BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE.

He feels so dramatic but. that changes nothing. he's still stuck in Yearning Hell.

He definitely tries masturbating, because that seems like the easiest way to tamp it down until you're back, but it isn't the same.

Sure, he cums, and it's perfectly fine, but the wanting doesn't go away. There's still that aching sensation.

if anything, he feels worse after because it's not you. It's just a new reminder of how amazing it is being intimate with you and how far away you are.

AND,, WELL,

It's definitely an impulse decision.

(Granted, most of his decisions are impulse decisions, so.)

He's got a full 3D model of your innards bc. of course he does smdnsd.

Shockingly, it isn't even smth he actively kept info about? he just has so many sensors in his dick that it just,, naturally acquires that kinda data, and it gets stored away subconsciously.

Wouldn't even be hard to print out something usable. a few minutes at most...

Yeah after the base idea crops up, he considers it for maybe,, .5 seconds before caving smdnsmd.

He keeps internally scoffing at himself as he sets up the printer, fills in the silicone, inputs the instructions. Sighing his nonexistent lungs out.

Just a constant mental stream of 'you are such an idiot you are such an idiot you are such an idiot' as he undoes his belt MSNDMSD truly he is. Experiencing.

actually,, using it,, oh lordie,,

he hates, hates that it gets a full-throated 'oh fuck' out of him, but it absolutely does.

Is it perfect? Not even close. A pale imitation at best. The slickness of lube is too artificial, there's none of that Human Warmth he's grown accustomed to, he can't cradle your face or squeeze your hips.

Is it just enough for him to pretend it's you? YEP <33

He only gets about 5 thrusts in before his first orgasm, and tbh his artificial cum really helps pull the illusion together?

It stays warm inside his tanks, heated by his motor, and it fills up the inside of the toy in no time.

It cools down pretty fast, but it's no problem because he replaces it just as quick <3

He's split between. feeling absolutely mortified that he's humping a piece of lukewarm silicone like some sort of animal vs not giving a singular fuck because it hits the exact spot he needs it to.

<333333

He isn't entirely sure how long he goes for, but when he's done the sun is firmly in the sky, which makes his cheeks feel more than a little artifically warm.

Thankfully, the toy itself fairly easy to dispose of, since it's virtually unrecognizable by the time he's done.

maybe. he'll keep those designs on file. for future use. just in case.

OH and don't think this spoils the welcome-home sex - think of it as an appetizer <33 just a reminder of what he's had to be away from!!

so. um. *pinwheels into the atmosphere*

#SORRY YALL IDK THIS. HAD AN EFFECT. COULD YOU TELL.#im so obsessed w/. every time AB j.ac.ks off hes like #'this is so stupid you are an idiot this is pathetic you are being pathetic' bc. he just cannot mentally wrangle the idea that #yes its ok for him to have needs.#so instead its a tightrope walk of Embarrassment and Need #also bc the mental image of ab absolutely RAI.LING a f.lesh.lig.ht while internally being like 'I am being so cringe' MAKES ME CACKLE #oh. oh desp.erate ab. is everything to me #we love men who are too stubborn to admit they want 2 b.on.e so instead they just repress it until it explodes in one Big Hrony Moment.#mwa. love that shit.#IDK. is this in character. am i lost in my own sauce. MNDSSM #lmk besties #nsft #minors dni #inside job #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #alpha-beta x reader #robotus alpha-beta x reader #inside job x reader

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prettycottagequeer · 21 days ago

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#ok tag rant time yay #cus i need to process some shit #soooo the big thing is ajdhfnfhdk pretty girl!!! yay!!!!! and first time for that!!!!!!!! we matched on an app last friday #got coffee the next morning then met up again monday night (implied fun things) then in the wednesday morning shit show she came over just #to sit with me and so everything could be ok for a while and i felt the safest I ever have #which is a big deal because last time i had that feeling i was with the guy i like and one of my best friends sleeping on the floor because #little tiny college beds dont fit three people and then they left me on the floor to sleep in one bed together and i cried a lot #then they essentially kicked me out of the polycule and started dating soooo :) yeah #good to replace that with a (absolutely fucking gorgeous) pretty girl holding onto me while the world falls apart #and yeah she's sosososo prettyyyyy she has such nice dark long hair and really pretty eyes and she's literally #6 feet tall (which. ajdhdjfndbsmdjcjfj.) and she's the biggest nerd omg i had a like 2 hour conversation with her and her gf about star trek #its great #we're moving sapphic fast lol which is a lot but im obsessed with her a bit #did i mention shes so pretty? its fr like that one tiktok sound about a hot girl and her little gay boyfriend #oh and she came over again last night and i think im gonna dieeee lol i never realized how much of a physical touch person i am before #i mean i knew i liked it a lot but i just do not want to let go. at all. ever. i miss her #this is what i mean by bisexual so gay for men and women and it happens liek the stereotypes for both #sadly she's already mentioned maybe having to move because of everything and i really don't want that #but i guess we'll try it for as long as we can #overall though yay yay yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

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simcardiac-arrested · 4 months ago

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hallo fellow creamsters, u know what i just did? That;s right. updated the masterpost. like....... 10 months later. But yknow no one can ever tell me i dont keep my shit up to date!! but yeah basically i added new links, as well as side character info (WT, CD, FTA) (i kind of went off with CD's and FTA's info on toyhouse sooo.....go look at that Sweet Backstory if you're so inclined) and obv updated the story summary as to what's currently happening on the blog. i promise i am not lazy 😔

#i dont even actually know how helpful the masterpost is in terms of like. Introducing the story to new people #but ehhhh #sometimes i cant put everything into one post and you just have to scroll the tags to find niche lore drops like the rest of us peasants ok #Im always obsessed with other artists' ocs and then i have to search for crumbs through their broken ass tags #especially back when i didnt have a tumblr account #oh those were the daysssssssssssssssss #i'd even join discord servers n shit that were centered on their oc lore #God. those were the days for real #crammerposting #also some of the links might be broken on mobile?? i am unaware of how to fix this

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confetti-critter · 8 months ago

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The night is young and I am free to do whatever my heart desires but unfortunately I have once again found myself trapped in the Time Prison and so I

#the good old 'I don't feel like doing anything including doing nothing and I want to go to bed but I know I'm not tired'#WEH.#I'm enjoying typing but I don't want to commit to practicing typing for real so I'm just making excuses to type more #I was looking at custom ESC keycaps because I was thinking about that whole community of ppl obsessed with keyboards and like I get it I #like the clicky clacking and keyboards can look so pretty but some of those key caps man wtf.#why would you want 3D transparent donald duck ESC key from temu what is wrong with you #saw a set of key caps that were little kittys with little kitty ears n I was like fuuuuuuuuuck #49.00 USD probably 100000 CAD+shipping goto helllll #I was thinking about what if I had like confetti keycaps and a custom kittycake esc key or like an actual little cake and matching desk mat #or even just a new cute mousepad cuz mine is old as fuck and I spilled vegetable cream stew on it once #and then I was thinking like sighhh and wouldn't it be cool to have arcade carpet on the stairs leading down to my basement hovel and #rainbow lights along the ceiling corners and what if I painting my bedroom like I wanted to do and sighhhhh #I haven't been wasting my money buying shit like that but I'm thinking about it again.#but the same thing stopping me from doing anything at all is stopping me from wasting my money which like that's good I guess???????#gosh I really like typing why did I stop doing daily typing practice #oh yea The Thing Stopping Me From Doing Anything At All #meow meowm meow meow meow #ok I really gotta tear myself away from my computer and brush my teethses and try going to bed #I already played minecraft earlier it's fine I didn't do NOTHING tonight it just feels like I did #and tomorrow is another day #and next week is a short work week thank fucking christ almighty #literally cuz its easter sunday and he was in that tomb but he escaped or whatever he did #thanks jeezy boy #you maybe shoulda milked it for like half a week at least #moved the big ass boulder like have an inch at a time #*pause for laughter*#that s from my new stand up comedy routine do uiuop like it djfskll;askjdgflksjdflksajdflksjdf the dsjalkjfolidasfgjoiweljsdalkjflskdjflak #meowww #I am the only one I know on here who 'talks' this fucking much about absolutely nothing #I do all this and my poor followers can click read more and spend time reading alllllll this garbage

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apocalypse-boi · 1 year ago

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Just finished Good Omens 2. I feel bullied.

#good omens spoilers #ok so i am so insanely biased but #i feel like im the only one who didnt like ineffable bureaucracy becoming canon #i do actually think theyre very sweet together #but i was (and am) so in love with beelzebub #(like you do not fucking understand)#and i HATED gabriel all throughout season 1 #and also NEVER in a MILLION GODDAMN FUCKING YEARS did i EVER think theyd be canon #so this is like the most intense whiplash ive ever experienced #they played me like a goddamn fiddle #(this just comes down to i am so fucking jealous theyre not real but i was so fucking obsessed with them #i had a little sobbing/beating the shit out of a pillow session after watching the last episode i am so jealous oh my GOD)#also they both felt kinda ooc but that might just be me #its been over a year since i watched the first season i dont fucking know #and dont even fucking get me started on aziraphale and crowley #ineffable husbands becoming canon WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #edit: im not mad about ineffable bureaucracy anymore #i am just shook

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imwritesometimes · 1 year ago

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deleting the playlist is the official nail in the coffin like. it's over. it's over now.

#ngl my dudes. I feel like the uhhhh blorbo part of my brain has just... stopped working at all #well.... blorbo insomuch as like shipping and fandom and whatever #I still have blorbo(s) that I love entirely and am obsessed with (see icon) but none I feel like #oh I should write for them or oh I should read for them #not even old blorbos give me ideas anymore. a fleeting sense of - oh! blorbos! but no *ideas*#idk maybe it's because shipping stuff to the level of fanfic is really rare for me.#and I gotta be honest the few things I *have* watched from here that ppl have OBSESSED over ships for I've always been like...#really? I don't see it....#and on top of that I'm not someone who will watch something JUST for a ship like that's gotta be a bonus #I never go into watching something thinking omg I wonder who I'll ship. I just simply don't care abt that shit #when picking media to spend hours with #idk feels like I'm just 🤷‍♀️#which then makes me feel like lmao why am I *here* on the blorbo shipping fanfic webbedsite then?#I still enjoy my old ships. seeing content abt them makes me go 😃!! but only for a second and then it's like 🤷‍♀️ ok.#this has gotten long and rambling and stupider than usually allow myself to get so ✌️#erin explains it all

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deltaruminations · 2 years ago

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dirtbag gaster is a very special headcanon to me like he looks sharp for work and social events but catch him hanging around sans’s shop on a saturday and he’s wearing like joggers and a pair of sambas with the soles worn completely down and a sildenafil lads shirt and his basket is just a six pack of bbr (bepst blue ribbon), a 16oz energy drink, and 3 cans of pizza flavored pringles

#alphys is coming over later they’re gonna take shrooms and play braid #you’ve never played braid? I HAVE NOT. NO. oh shit you g-gotta play braid #he gets to the end of the last level and he’s almost weeping #he spends the next two days obsessively seeking out all the painting pieces and secrets #d-dude are you ok. I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL. (he’s a wreck)#headcanon zone

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theraccoonsinyourbackyard · 28 days ago

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Arsuh4udh i wamna watch hadestwon againaush why is that kinda shit so expensive aaaaaas

#JUST COME TO BRAZIL ALREAUD PLEASEE #i will give them money (by forci- CONVINCING my friends to go ofc)#i am deranged #I AM GOING INSANE #MY BELOVED I MISS YOU #come back to my open aaaarms #no watching the slime tutorials will NOT satisfy my burnig desire #i shall obtain money through very correct and moral means so i may watch me beloved musical during my holidays #heheh yes #very good plan thera! lets act on it?#naauurrr lazy #oh dammit #COME TO BRAZIL!!!!!#come to brazil #plis?#me needy hadestown #AJSHD7AHDJ3JW PLISSS #im addicted to this aauahahauh #im gonna lay down and roll around till my obsession wanes #im gonna cryuuhyh #(im ok)#(not really? idk)#(dw im fine)#(um physically)#(im actually very well dont trsut the voices)#(i think)#(ehhhh)#(im gonna stop writing or im gonna say some very insane shit)#ah yes one more tag #rac speaks

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your-generic-art-blog · 5 months ago

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Working on OC design. Here's my favourite notes from the personality section (that I wrote like 2 years ago)

Here we gooooooooo...

Trust issues from social trauma

MEGA resting bitch face (lol)

Lowkey embarrassed by own exsistence

Oh lawd the tism

Gender is a lie bro

"Socially awkward", put very close to "slightly obsessive" so it sort of meld together and could be read in whatever way (it's kinda wild)

BONUS, here's an actual (very shitty) screenshot of the utter fucking mess (feat. my bullshit handwriting):

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todayisafridaynight · 2 years ago

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Same same same I was literally thinking of what RGG characters' zOMG! loadouts might look like earlier today help😭But I too was playing zOMG! on a horrid PC with a horrid connection... had to zoom out so far to get some slightly better performance from Flash that chat was nearly unusable...

I'm not totally sure I ever got to play the endgame areas like SS and DMS (definitely didn't get to finish DMS, it was just me and the besties + it's a reeeally long run), but those were some wonderful memories! My blorbo apparently lives in Deadman's Pass and it was a lot of fun crawling every inch of the map and coming up with headcanons and stuff. Sawmill was unusually un-performant though for sure, for how small the area is.

My friend group and I dropped it on account of the NFT investments and general downward trend, but sometimes... sometimes it calls to me...

my whole in-and-out bit with gaia is that sometimes i'd just feel too awkward to try and actually talk to anyone in the towns, so i'd just leave the site alone for a while until i felt brave enough to open it back up or i just really wanted to play zOMG (legit it had no business being as fun as it was)

i checked the creation date of my account and my sis actually made it when i was 8 ☠️☠️ but on that note i remember she wanted me to make an account so we could play zOMG together specifically but honestly i can only remember us playing a handful of times before we just played on our own

#snap chats #MEANT TO REPLY SOONER BUT I WAS FUCKIN AROUND WITH MY AVI LMAO #i had so much stuff i didnt even realize i had... also the capsule rewards are a lot Better ???#i remember you used to get like. bland clothes or like a spool of thread but now you get actual neat shit #but oh my god no i remember in deadmans pass (the base game was DMP the new one was DMS OOPSIE)#i would just hang out in that little cemetary bit and be emo as shit 😭😭☠️☠️#AND I REMEMBER I WAS SUPER OBSESSED WITH THE 'I Am' ITEMS #SO I WAS JUST SITTING THERE AS THIS LITTLE CAT WITH THE SCARF LIKE BRO WHY WERE YOU SO MOODY YOU WERE 8 #god bring zOMG back let me be moody there now that i have actual things to be moody about #the shallow sea was such a good map but it was also long as fuck- it was undoubtedly the longest one #i dont think i ever even actually beat it ? like THATS how long and hard it was #i mightve come close with a group once but man that was so long ago idk #ok but help rgg charas + gaia like #like PLEASE i joke bout daigo making haruka a gaia account solely because of MY childhood 😭😭☠️☠️☠️#UGH...nostalgia you asshole... im lying gaia was fun back then and if flash was still around it'd still be fun to me now #like thats the real kick in the dick if 90% of the playerbase was gone but the worlds were still there #then i could at least hit up friends and we could just muck about there but naw... its ALL gone.....#i remember walking around the towns at least one more time back innnn 2020?? right before flash shut down??#it was all barren as hell but it was a fun lil trip while it lasted #GOD. yeah i love gaia... biggest surprise to find you also played it but i wont complain ty for chattin bout it with me..#i always feel insane when i remember gaia cause it feels like no one ever knows what im talking about LMAO

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angeltism · 11 months ago

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having thoughts abt somebun I don't even interact with that I really shouldn't be having !

#christ i need sleep i see somebun close to my age who's just as/more fucked up than me and make up a whole KiL-esque storyline in my head #we could be so BAD but GOOOOD for eachother come on <3 #and then i realized Hm Fuck Maybe I Shouldn't Do That Also Aqua You Don't Fucking KNOW THAT BEING !!! UUU JUST SCROLLED THROIGJ THEIR MENTA #BREAKDOWN BLOG ????? CAN UU BE NORMAL FOR TWO SECOOOOONDS #. ugh and i cannawt fix shit to save my life much less somebun else . and like . I'm scared of beings who are violent el oh el #but come onnnn i could be such a good borderline dependant paranoid boyfie or girlfie or literally whatever they'd prefer #I AM AWARE THIS IS UNHEALTHY I AM AWARE THIS IS UNHEALTHY I WILL NAWT DO THIS I AM IN THERAPY I AM A CHANGING SOUL #I AM DOING MY BEST TO HAVE GOOD HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS #but oh god the idea of somebun abdolutely flawless treating me like I'm on their level and we're both just hopelessly obsessed w eachother #spend no time apart ever . fuuuck #it's 1:30am I'm being weird as shit i need SLEEP #also fuck it this is being a vent even tho I'm nawt upset bc it's me being fucking W E I R D . augh #➳ valentin vents #ask to tag #this happens a weird amount btw this is why i cannawt let myself look at like . yancore accounts bc my brain pulls this type of weird fucki #bullshit i swear to god . is it obvious i need therapy . I'm in therapy . I'm trying to get better I promise ok #delete later

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oflgtfol · 11 months ago

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attempting to make at least one bracelet for every coworker you’re somewhat close to is a bit of a pain when you work two jobs and each workplace has 20 something employees

#GAH #brot posts #i wanna add teo more michaels coworkers but i dont know their colors #so i at least have an excuse for not being on time for christmas #and this genuinely was a spur of the moment thing so i didnt have any time to plan #im inspired cuz my FM made everyone these like fabric little shrimp guys 😭😭 theyre so cute #she had kept it a secret for a while so i only knew she was getting me a christmas gift #so i was just gonna make her two bracelets #but then she gave me my shrimp and then i saw it was a full scale store effort and it was like. oh #it would in fact be cute to make everyone bracelets #esp cuz theres a whole group here of people like me obsessed with bracelet making and we’re always buying beads and shit #so i thought itd be cute to also make them bracelets as well as my FM #but then like im close to other people who Arent into the bracelet stuff but itd still be cute to make them one !!!#and now here i am!!!#AND i asked all my other job coworkers if theyd like a bracelet each and they pretty much all said yes #and they All wanted the adjustable bracelets and that shit is so laborious 😭😭#but i have wiggle room so i can take my time with those cuz i only see x amount of people certain days and they all know its not gonna be #till after christmas #lke theyve been Informed that im doing this so theyre ok #but my #michaels coworkers this is a surprise so :( it must be on time :(#but the other two coworkers are gonna have to have it not be a surprise #but i’ll act like they were originally in my plan just thati dont know their fave colors so i couldnt make them bracelets in time for today #lol. lol ;__;

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maplesyrupsainz · 11 months ago

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˖⁺｡˚⋆˙meme | LN4 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: none rly it's jus fun & fluff

summary: in which you love causing mischief and mayhem and both of your fans eat it up

a/n: i liked this request but had no idea how to rly like execute it in fic at all but i had the idea just to have them being silly on the tl hahah hope that works ok & u guys like it?! sorry if it's shorttt

request!!!: idea!!! omg have you seen that girl on tiktok, i think she goes by dj mandy, and she pretends to be a serious dj and mashups the most random songs with a straight face,,, im picturing landos girlfriend with that type of humour in a fic😭

fc: various blonde girls from pinterest

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landonorris why do you always pick these random pics of me to post like we dont have any nice pics ?

yourusername funnyy

landonorris ur the only one laughing

oscarpiastri not true

danielricciardo i laughed too

carlossainz55 and me

landonorris oh great. her minions are here

user5 i love y/n's aesthetic photo dumps being ruined by lando 💀

user6 nah it adds to the vibes imo

user7 my fav wag

user8 she's soo funny she doesn't care what anyone thinks at all 💀

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carlossainz55 what you doing right now

yourusername howling at the moon. you?

landonorris dont question her carlos

yourusername omg. he's defending my weird behaviour ...... 😊

landonorris well yes. no one else will

carlossainz55 🤨🤨🤨

user12 he is so pretty

user13 omg lol at y/n going feral in the comments 💀

user14 im obsessed with her

user15 my fav couple ever

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landonorris what you on about gang shit for

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landonorris no not at all

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georgerussell63 liar

yourusername someone british said it

georgerussell63 well it wasnt bloody me

user16 y/n getting bullied in the comments by british men 💀

user17 awww her & lando r so in love even tho they are always bullying eachother

user18 lol she's so funny

user19 as if george russell would ever say something like gang shit 😭

yourbff "gang shit" & there's absolutely no one else in the pics apart from ur bf on a tv

landonorris right? that's what im saying

yourusername ok sorry for using it incorrectly i'll do better next time.

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landonorris this one i'll allow however why am i last

lilymhe dont take it personally lando

yourusername u deserve it for bullying me about saying gang shit

alex_albon it's true you barely even deserve a spot at all lando

landonorris right well you guys are mean

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danielricciardo if you guys actually broke up and her first reaction to it was to post taylor swift lyrics with a george russell meme you have every right to be mad

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landonorris i wouldn't even be surprised if she did this

danielricciardo me neither

yourusername urm i would never do that

oscarpiastri you sure?

yourusername not you too oscar 😔

user26 AWWW

user27 this is lando's equivalent of a dog pissing on a lamppost

user28 marking his territoryyyyy iktrrr

yourbff aww you love her for real

landonorris well duh have you seen her.

user29 AWWWW soppy lando

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yourusername my life as a (the best) wag & i wouldn't have it any other way

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lilymhe will challenge you for best wag spot

yourusername tbh i'd let you have it

lilymhe awww we can share it 🥰

user30 aww y/n being srs for once

user31 AHH my favs

user32 favs being soppy & cute on main 🥰

user33 y/n is so me. weird & cute!

user34 fr she's just one of the girls

user35 no literally i want her to be my bff

landonorris not you being nice and normal for once

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landonorris right well. nevermind

yourusername I LOVE YOU!!!

landonorris i love you more sweetheart

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