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✨💸✨ Because bi people need finance too ✨💸✨

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The red brotherhood welcomes you

Fascinating ads on Tumblr today. I tried looking up Red Brotherhood and got results from half a dozen fictional organizations and zero real ones, so guess I’m gonna have to click this totally legit-looking Tumblr ad to learn more about their secrets

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Cricket? Baseball? You decide

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One of the 2 cormorant bird species in the British isles is known as the Common Shag

Here is a photo of the Common Shag

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING ADS

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Get in losers were going to find madam zeroni

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Come to Jonestown, you will get prenatal care

Whether you want it or not

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Ah, advertising a book that no one here has ever read, clearly

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Who doesn’t want a cursed painting in the attic?

Just what is this advertising? Cursed paintings??

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the mask

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Mr Fluffles is the best at spirit elevation

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We aim to serve

Folks, the ads figured me out.

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Where else does one store their rage if not in their boobs

amazing, thanks Tumblr ads

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I’m sorry, that’s clearly a horse

well the problem seems to be that that is not a horse

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No no, Kenneth the Kraken simply likes having a pet human with him while he does his security work

Oh, to be a southern businessman riding his security kraken

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Well, he has to get rid of it somehow

surgeosn BEG you to stop SLURPING UP THET SHIT

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He

Hath

COMETH

Do you think they meant to use a seagull? Do you think it's possible they thought this was a dove?

POV it's a sunny day by the beach and you have a tasty hot chip