#and now ‘well. maybe youre a lesbian tho.’

[reverecurrent]

biggest fucking red flag my ex had was being so into gender reveal parties

[neeeooon]

random texts with bf sae

itoshi sae x gn!reader. fake texts

you: hey babygirl

sae: im not going to be your lesbian bf

you: awwww :(

you: omg it’s you

you:

😒.

≤))≥

_| \_

sae: you are my biggest hater. i’m not joking.

you: you love me 🤗

sae: unfortunately 😔

you: if you were president what’s the first thing you’d do

sae: make it illegal for you to post me on your socmed

you: weird way to propose but oh well I DO 💅💍

sae: ???

sae: how would you feel if i accidentally bought strawberry short cake instead of red velvet

you: i would probably throw myself off the top floor

sae: k that’s what i though. going back to the store now❤️

you: yk i actually miss you when you’re gone right

you: JOKES ASIDE!!!! i do kind of like you. like a little bit. like 👌 maybe this much

sae: we have been dating for years

sae: we live together

you: yeahh all that forced proximity yk you really grew on me 😣

sae: you still hate my hair tho

you: oh yeah i’m flushing all your gel down the toilet before you get home xx

sae: that’s not very environmentally conscious of you y/n

you: since when do you care about the environment?

sae: since you put my hair gel at risk.

you: DESPERATE TIMES MY LOVE DESPERATE TIMES

[hexhomos]

Hey man, I follow you on bluesky, but I’m too shy to interact openly 😔 Could you maybe share more about the state of the fandom before season 2? I was watching Arcane as it was coming out in 2021, but I never interacted with the fandom back then so a lot of things that you say come as a surprise… Even I knew that a lot of people disliked Jayce tho which was crazy to me because he was my favorite after Jinx and Silco and I always found him to very compellingly written. But I never thought that he was hated to such an extent! Was Jayvik really a crackship with a small fanbase as some people say? I knew it was much smaller than Caitvi which I thought was totally fair and understandable, but I’m pretty sure that I saw a decent amount of fan art on my Twitter TL back then…

Its very inaccurate to call jayvik a crackship during season 1 LOLLLL s1act1 had such a JV boom it was partially marketed by word of mouth as possible canon yaoi. And I say "marketed" with intent, netflix official pages and riot official pages made posts/memes with these two, including some sexual innuendo. Keep in mind, vikjayce was an old ship: from 2012 onwards there's already faint niches in the community and even fanfics.

I have some of those social media posts here.

The marketing yaoi memes became a problem after act2 came out and a lot of the audience felt rightfully betrayed/led on by corporate; i think on the netflix side they got confused on who the canon gay pair was but old time players were well acquainted with riot's HORRID handling of mlm couples - the disappointment wrt jayvik in season 1 was palpable and impossible to ignore, partially because their stories WERE well liked ingame as their lore selves, and in act1 as a potential couple.

for a little while back there "riot HATES gay men" became a whole memetic chorus repeated ad nauseam, and this did affect the decisionmaking process. In the following months they got lil nas X to collab on their yearly esports theme and collab on the new gay champion release (a man permanently separated from his ex partner because he was terrible in the relationship. no comment) and we also got the pride month reconfirmation that tfgraves are gay for eachother, though once again not in a relationship and not allowed to even confess, they were just posing in general proximity under the rainbow flag; an obvious step down from the pitch where they had Old Romantic History. Not even a kiss. You can sense the pattern on how riot approaches gay men here, and /why/ a lot of people on the fence have rallied behind jayvik after season 2. It would finally subvert the trend.

I would say post season 1 it was obviously caitvi city, with some other niches, biggest ones being timebomb and jayvik. Caitvi were Mega viral, successfully tricked general audiences into calling the game "league of lesbians" for a while back there, ascribing progressivity to the company where it was pinkmoneying at best. People's general hatred of jayce made it so he was underutilized, misread and mischaracterized at large, INCLUDING in caitvi or general fanworks. He was a republican trumpian dumbjock stocks guy, insert your least liked man here. It was not uncommon to click on a jayvik fic/fanart and see some sort of sentiment related to "oh jayce sucks but someone needs to kiss viktor", and this was mild ribbings when compared to people who DIDN'T ship it. On these other waters it was common to see "Viktor deserves much better!!!!!!" plastered on all the walls. hence the massive y/n stats on viktors page.

still, people who stuck by jayvik were generally doubly invested on it, and they even got a couple of zines made! Secret santa projects were also up and running for some years. There was fanmerch though not as much as we are seeing now, and also a recapture of league vikjayce content in much, much smaller numbers. Even back then and in the years before season 2 some rioters would already share and interact with these fanworks; people insisting that jayvik is "new" or was uncommon before are extremely wrong. In AO3 stats alone they were in the top 3 league ships of all time after season 1, and they are firmly #2 as of now, rapidly growing. The fanbase is cosmically larger now but the seed was always there.

[bluem1lls]

Hi! Could you do a fluff Se-mi one shot? Unfortunately I don’t really have any prompt to give you but I think a out of squid game AU would be pretty cool! Like it could be when they first met, or first date sm like that!

I would really appreciate it if you write it, but if not that’s absolutely fine! I hope you have an amazing day! <3

headcanons gf! se-mi

✦ synopsis: never let your annoying best friends to stop you from finding your girlfriend!

tw: a bit of nsfw

authors note: hiii im sorry for the no update, work is killing me but here's this! i hope u like it💓 tysm for the requests!

-> se-mi, who you've met because of a close friends hangout.

"would it be okay if i bring se-mi?" min su asked as i passed the joint to thanos.

"is she cute?" nam gyu asked.

"she's a lesbian" min-su answered with a chuckle.

"oh?" i said as i pay more attention to the conversation.

"she's probably not your type tho, you're so picky" min su said rolling his eyes as i scoffed.

-> se-mi, who was totally your type.

when you two met, you bonded immediately, laughing and smoking together as the other three were sitting on the couch staring.

"what about us man? when it's our turn?" nam-gyu said, watching as she said something that made you blush.

thanos and min su shook their head as they kept smoking.

"i bet i can drink more than you" she said as you laughed. "wanna bet?" she said with a smirk. "if i win, i get your number"

no need. two shots in and you were giving her your number no matter what.

-> se-mi, who texted you while you were passed out on nam gyu's bed as he was sprawled on the floor with thanos's arm around him.

you tried to find your phone, lowering the brightness as you grabbed it while your head throbbed.

pretty girl w the piercings: hi

pretty girl w the piercings: maybe its too soon but would you like to have dinner tonight? we can do something chill :)

-> se-mi, who has you waking up thanos and nam gyu with screams of happiness.

"who died?!" nam-gyu opened his eyes wide.

"min-su?! my boy?" thanos asks, alarmed

"se-mi texted me! she wants to hang out tonight! it's a date!" i said getting up the bed to quickly shower.

"this can't happen anymore bro. she needs to stop getting drunk and sleeping in your room" thanos says to nam gyu as he throws himself into his bed and covers himself with the blankets.

nam gyu blinks. two people already slept in his bed, none of those being him. he sighs as he goes into thanos's room to sleep some more.

"for fucks sakes" he mumbles.

-> se-mi, who's soon arriving to your house.

"i need you two idiots out of here tonight" you said, putting your earrings on and brushing your hair as they stared.

thanos winked as he grabbed his phone to call someone. "we're on our way" i could hear min-su over the phone screaming to thanos, alarmed, because he was on a family reunion. "we're your family too boy! be there in 20" he said, hanging up.

well. they're min-su's problem now.

-> se-mi, who stood there in all back, as she played with her lip piercing, smirking and looking up and down as you open the door.

"hi!"

"hey pretty" she said, as you moved aside, letting her in.

"we're just leaving" she got in as the guys got out, giving a quick head nod to her.

"get laid" thanos shouted from outside.

"she needs it" nam-gyu followed him.

of course you stood there all blushy as she chuckled.

you'll kill them later.

-> se-mi, who brought everything you told her you liked! a horror movie, your favorite snacks, diet coke and ice cream as dessert.

"it's this is okay? maybe i should've bought more things. now i'm nervous maybe it's time for a smoke break-" she rambles too much. you don't give her time to think as you cup her face and kiss her. her eyes widen in surprise but she quickly melts into it.

-> se-mi, who's quickly stopping the makeout sesh to turn on some 'cigarettes after sex' on the speaker.

-> se-mi, who starts hanging out more with the boys and talks a lot about you.

-like a lot. nam-gyu is tired. he has to see you at home and now hear about you??

-> se-mi, who loves chill dates with you, like staying at home and watching some movie.

-> se-mi, who has to get used to the guys because half of the dates probably include them bc they feel left out:(

its like you two are mothers going out with three kids. three very dumb kids (26 year old adults). but you love them and se-mi learns to love them too .. kind of. give her time.

-> se-mi, who not even two months in she's decoring your room with your favorite flowers and a sign that says 'would you let me be your girlfriend?' you kiss her until your lips go numb.

-> gf!se-mi who doesn't know how to keep her hands out of you. her hands on your hips, hugging you from behind, circles on your waist, underneath your shirt.

-> gf!se-mi who loves playing video games. she's SO happy when she finds out you don't actually like playing but you like watching. she buys all your favorite games and plays them all for you

"BABY, TURN RIGHT. I'VE WATCHED THIS 20 TIMES, GO RIGHT" you shout at her.

"do you wANNA PLAY?" she replies, getting exasperated trying to follow your indications.

you pout as you shook your head.

she loves this. wouldn't trade it for the world.

-> gf!se-mi who loves taking you shopping to the mall. clearly for the lingerie stores. probably ends up fingering you in there.

she buys anything you like, baby is poor but she tries SO hard for her girl:(

you're pointing at a plushie?? it's yours.

clothes u like? she knows your size, it's yours.

-> gf!se-mi who discovered your music tastes are so different that she can't believe she's listening to taylor swift and olivia rodrigo songs to learn them for you. she's incredibly down bad.

-> gf!se-mi who gets you a necklace with her initial

"for: baby

it's not because i own you, but because i really know you :)"

-> gf!se-mi who gets SO nervous when you wanna introduce her to ur parents. and she's so happy when they approved her.

-> gf!se-mi that is SOO smart, everytime she helps u study you're moaning.

-> gf!se-mi that's not studying for now, just working. but you are.

and when she sees you burned out? oh she's the first one to be there helping.

"baby, you've been studying for hours, let's take a break"

"i can't sem. my parents-"

"okay okay, let's go through the flashcards again and we'll take a nap, how does that sound?"

-> gf!se-mi that is there when you get a 87 and not a 100. and you're crying about what your parents are going to say while she caress your hair and kisses you.

"we'll start again in a bit if you want to, but for now let it out princess" she kisses your temple.

-> gf!se-mi who everyone stares when she takes you to campus. but she has no idea, she's just looking at you.

-> gf!se-mi who's a fuckgirl in recovery tho..

like the idea of cheating does not cross her mind. but sometimes she smiles. too much.

and maybe some girl is winking at her because god you have a HOT girlfriend.

and she just turns to you, smirking.

"did u see that babe? i haven't lost my charm ;)" she says as you scoff in disbelief. you two end up making out until her brain is too fuzzy to remember what she told you.

"just wanted her to see that you're mine" you say as you clean up any of your messed up lipstick.

her boxers are wet. sticky and wet.

and if someone you know is frequently flirting with her? next time they'll see her, she has three big bruised spots on her neck, and she's SO happy.

one time she had a little admirer at her job who went to see her like three times a week.

baby: she's here!!!!!!!!!!!

me: who???

me: wait.. stalker??

baby: mhm.

and when you leave her on seen, she frowns. she scans everything this girl is taking as she feels her phone vibrating. she checks her messages and oh! it's you!

two photos. one of you in her favorite red lingerie and the second one, you moving aside those pretty panties to send your bare pussy.

she's drooling. and her brain is pretty much broken.

"i-m-m sorry" she stutters to the girl in front of her, who frowns. "min-su cover for me! i'll stay tomorrow" se-mi screams at him and smiles at the girl who looks like her heart got crushed.

-> gf!se-mi who also gets jealous easily. match made in heaven!

give her two seconds before she's eyeing up and down with a cold stare to anyone who's talking to you. her hands grip your waist as they start to roam over your body, she leaves a wet neck kiss as she gets close to your ear.

"bathroom. right now. or you wanna show them you're only my whore? because i'll fuck you right here and i'll make them watch" she whispers on your ear while you're talking, making you shiver.

yeah forget the chat, it wasn't that interesting anyways.

-> gf!se-mi that spends every sundays with you

lazy days, laying in bed hugging and kissing eachother, picking two books out of your book shelf to read for a while. if it's raining?? movie, take out food and a nap.

she just wants to be with you, does not care about anything else.

-> gf!se-mi that if you're into romantic stuff, she's doing her best for her girl. sometimes she forgets tbh but there it is min-su to remind her!

se-mi: 😭 she's mad at me

min-su: it's flower day. according to tik tok, girl's wanna receive a yellow bouquet

se-mi: you're my second favorite person.

and she's at your door 30 minutes after you got mad with a yellow bouquet, smiling behind it.

she really tries.

-> gf!se-mi who knows how to draw so well, she actually draws a bouquet of ur favorite flowers to give u every month.

-> gf!se-mi who finds tik toks about kitties and sends them to you.

you open tik tok once again as you see a new video sent by your girlfriend. is a black cat licking a white cat with a pink bow

semisucks: das us:)

-> gf!se-mi who loves when you do skincare on her but she already has a pretty spotless face. although she uses hand soup to wash her face

-> gf!se-mi who never stopped flirting with you, she has to keep her girl

" you look so good tonight, you're lucky i have a wife or ill be taking you to bed real fast" she says winking as you roll your eyes.

-> gf!se-mi that after two years of dating, wants to move with you.

"you didnt ask for our consent" thanos says, shooking his head no as you both tell them the news.

"you steal our best friend and now you want her to move? that's not happening" nam gyu agrees with him.

you stare at the three of them who are fighting about you like little kids.

"well, i guess its time to bring the second choice" i say to se-mi as she places her head on the table as she mumbles 'fuck'

"she moves here" i say, staring at those two as they stare at eachother.

"fine. but no moaning" thanos says as nam gyu nods.

-> gf!se-mi who hates her birthday, except this year, when you throw her a mini surprise party with nam-gyu, thanos and min-su.

-> gf!se-mi who can't cook... please don't make her.

-> gf!se-mi who protects you and puts you on top of anything.

you're her girl after all.

nsfw hc!

-> gf!se-mi who has an obsession with your tits, when youre riding her? shes having a blast seeing your tits bounce

-> gf!se-mi who fucks u in public places. 100%

-> gf!se-mi who has a broken brain when she sees you with a new lingerie set.

-> gf!se-mi who has a black strap. and god she knows how to use it

-> gf!se-mi who didn't do it right if you're not crying and trembling by the end of the night.

-> gf!se-mi who loves quickies. everytime you two are about to go out you're suddenly 15 minutes late because you just looked so cute in that oufit, that she had to eat you out.

-> gf!se-mi who quiets her whimpers everytime you're eating her out while she's playing with the guys.

"are you okay? focus dip shit" nam-gyu says to her.

she's on her chair, completely flustered and out of breath, biting her lips while you're swirling around her clit.

"i'm- i'm fine" she sttuters as she quickly mutters the mic, her hand grabs your hair. "right there princess"

-> gf!se-mi who loves to hear you while she fucks you. if you're not screaming she's not happy.

-> gf!se-mi that gets extremely frustrated when you tease her in public.

it's okay, she'll make you her slut when you're back home<3

[zombaebitez]

Random Thoughts

abby anderson x fem reader

synopsis: how you and abby originally met.

word count: abt 745 || warnings: none (sfw)

Dynamics; how a relationship works, the hinge and oil. You and Abby’s relationship is light work, she is a provider, and you are a nurturer. That's the dynamic, at least in the most simple terms.

ꕥ Abby knows how to present herself, she can command, and turn heads. Her being on the taller side, and buff as hell, it’s only nature to be drawn to her.

ꕥ You turn heads for another reason, your sweet compliments, and bright laugh. Pretty outfits, and obvious care to not offend, rather defend, it’s only nature for her to be drawn to you.

ꕥ You two met originally on a dating site (the lesbian dating scene can be hard sometimes we know)!

⤍ Seeing her profile, you immediately thought she was a pretty girl. You decided to do a little reading, finding out some basic information like her name, age, and so on. She seemed to have this active outgoing lifestyle, as there are a few pictures of her in a gym, with friends, and at farmer’s markets. She was appealing, like a picture perfect person, so on a whim you decided to show interest.

⤍ By time the end of the day came round, you get a notification for a match, and behold it was for the cute blonde you swiped on earlier. Did you jump for joy? maybe a little.. on the inside. You opened the chat to see shat she messaged, “You’re sooo gorgeous, surprised you had some interest in me”, major flattery, yet it worked. You guys ended up texting for a bit, just small talk and getting to know each other a little bit, before you offered her your number/socials because why not?! After that you guys just clicked.

ꕥ You guys finally decided to hang out in person after what felt like endless calls, and texting. She offered you to come on a trail with her, since it (in her words) will be good vibes and you can chat, all while enjoying pretty scenery. You being the crushing dumdum you are, wholeheartedly said yes. That’s how you ended up walking from the parking lot to the trailhead head to meet this beautiful girl finally.

⤍ “Abby?”, you state with a slight lilt, as she was on her phone waiting for you to meet her. She immediately turned her attention to you, as you came closer giving you a big smile. “Hey pretty! So happy you decided to hang with me.” You give her a twice over, eyeing her strong frame, clad in a simple tank and sweats, with her signature braid she does. You didn’t want to stare, so you quickly averted your gaze back up to her.

She shifted her weight, giving you a smile, “I feel like you’ll love this trail, it's not too long and birds are always perching around here.”

“You come up here often?” You ask, as you two begin on the start of the trail

“Well not this specific trail, I tend to do the harder trails every once in a while tho.” She explains, slyly wrapping an arm around your waist, as she feels comfortable around you. Wasn’t helping you focus much, but god you swear you were in fem heaven right now. Basically your thoughts the entire day.

ꕥ You two hung out so much after that, at her apartment, yours, many outings… then those hangouts turned into dates. It was very clear Abby wasn’t much of a ‘rush into things’ kinda girl, and you really appreciated that. It was refreshing, and made you fall for her just a tad (a lot) more.

⤍ After a few dates, you two made it official. You were originally going to ask her out, because why not? But she beat you to it when she asked you to be hers on a non suspicious... very romantic date.

ꕥ You two are going strong, healthy, and happy. You never thought you’d get so lucky to be with someone like her, and you know she feels the same way about you, she shows it.

Dynamics; how a relationship works, the hinge and oil. You and Abby’s relationship was comforting, she wouldn’t trade you for the world; because to her, you’re her universe. Abby is your rock, solid and always there, and you are like water, smoothing down her sharp edges gently with care.

my first ever tumblr post! i have many ideas, but i’m just indecisive so i decided to ramble about reader meeting abby. <3

[r0sy-maple-m0th]

NEVERMORE INFLUENCER AU!!!!!!! *NOT CLICKBAIT*

HI SO MOST OF THE CREDIT GOES TO MY GIRL @karaaaak CUZ WE CAME UP WITH ALL THIS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT 😭😭

OKAY SO this is a modern au, BUT as the name suggests theyre all social media influencers and it gets DRAMATIC😼😼😼 SO HERES THE PITCH;;

monty; only uses twitter, and gets cancelled like every other week. BUT one day he asks someone if theyre a dyke (he doesnt know another word for lesbian hes just a dumbass) and gets bullied off the internet for good. bye bestie🙏🙏

will; streamer. he lovesss animal crossing but he rarely plays it, instead playing MANLY MASCULINE TESTOSTERONE INDUCING GUN GAMES with monty. hes really bad at them and while they play he'll get twitter notifs of monty posting "omg his aim is shit im sick of carrying", but he doesnt mind because atleast hes getting attention!

ada; the james charles stand-in except she doesnt talk to minors! she is unintentionally sooo toxic and the makeup community both loves and fears her. almost always in some kind of drama, but she never addresses it outside of whining "why is everyone so mean to me?"

annabel; not really much of an influencer, BUT she is a famous model that works with multiple different big name makeup brands. she collabed with ada ONE TIME as part of a brand deal and now the latter insists theyre best friends.

prospero; DOCTOR MIKEEE MY GOATTTT!!!! he isnt a huge fan of social media, but he does enjoy being a complete NERD and talking about medical things. also he did one of those "doctor vs. 20 conservatives" videos and he absolutely ate everyone up.

lenore; also a model, but she vlogs with morella a lot and is fairly down to earth. shes also the person monty called a dyke. whoops.

morella; makes a ton of vlog videos with the misfits and generally jus has a good time. she basically jus makes the sweetest most wholesome content and has never gotten into drama. though someone did spread a rumor that she and ada hooked up, it didnt end up being true. she wished it was tho--shes just a girl your honor.

berenice; fashion girlyy! she mostly makes outfit of the day tiktoks like "get ready with me to go clubbing! the shoes are from louboutin and the dress is from my sugar daddy--".

eulalie; true crime and ghost hunting ooOOooOOooo. i imagine shes like loeylane. also she definetely has a small business where she sells crystals. i dont make the rules i just follow them👅👅

pluto; makes a lot of art content, make even storytime animations. maybe like a mix between jordan persegati and jaidenanimations😭 kind of an unhinged combo but OH WELL

duke; tbh we dont fully know yet LOL maybe hes like zach king??? or zach king crossed with a fashion/makeup guy?? idk chat we are sleep deprived💔💔

[staybabblingbaby]

Fan Experience with SKZ a2d3 (+ 1,652 words Addition)

[Caution: These are not full fics, or even full parts of fics for some, these are part of my writing progress archive!]

Concept: You hadn't expected to win the opportunity to have a dinner with Stray Kids for you and a friend from a gimmicky raffle meant to sell more albums. But you have. And now you have to meet you idols and try not to completely fall apart in the process. (or: I miss those weird old sweepstakes to hang out with random celebrities and go on shopping sprees with someone else's money from early 2000s infomercial television. So I made SKZ do one. kinda.)

Word Count: 3,051

Notes: Listen. I know she's not what everyone was hoping for, but she's what I've got, ok? I read this fic by @staylovesmiley and I got so delulu about it that I started working on this one again. It's literally not my fault. Also, I literally wrote this and posted it with no, like, revisions. Cos it's still a rough draft. Feel free to tell me if you spot mistakes tho.

Warnings: Reader has an anxiety/panic attack (twice, kind of? One is really just being dramatic about nerves the second was a genuine panic)

Masterlist

"I can't do this." you whine pathetically, “I’m literally going to throw up.”

Ha-Yun, your best friend and the sacrifice you'd dragged along to be your emotional support to this fan opportunity, wraps a comforting arm around your shoulder.

"You're doing it." she says firmly, “and you’re not allowed to throw up. These are my nice shoes.”

Maybe the arm wasn't a comfort after all, maybe you were her captive now. Turnabout is fair play, you suppose.

"We're already here, and the guard has already left to get someone. It's too late to back out now." She add, infuriatingly reasonable. She’s made several good points, but the day you admit that is the day you marry her. Unfortunately for lesbians everywhere, Ha-Yun happened to be very straight.

"You don't know that!" You insist, "We could run right back out the doors- just poof! Gone." You speak like some sort of madness had taken over you, waving your hands around to illustrate your (admittedly, a bit insane) point. Quite honestly, it probably had.

Ha-Yun turns to face you properly now. She knows you well enough to know that you were genuinely freaking out, no matter how silly you were about it. She gives you a sympathetic smile, and tugs you closer. Presumably to keep you from running off (and maybe to actually comfort you. Maybe).

"It'll be fine. You adore those boys. Just be chill and respectful and it'll all go well." Once again, Ha-Yun appeals to your greater reason. Too bad you weren't feeling very reasonable at the moment.

You turn yourself to hide your face in her neck and make a sound not dissimilar to a boiling kettle.

"What if they hate me?" You desperately question, "What if they think I'm weird, or ugly, or annoying, or- or- or!" You trail off breathlessly, on the verge of hyperventilating, and feel Ha-Yun gently pat your head.

She makes soft seal noises to mock you and then says, "Well if they do its not like you'll ever know."

Another keening whine leaves you as you slide down to crouch on the floor, arms sliding down with you to wrap around Ha-Yun's knees. She stumbles a bit, but regains her balance by using your head as a cane. She lets you stay there, blessed saint that she is, and continues to speak, wretched devil that she is.

"I mean, really, they're not gonna tell you to your face, and you're not gonna see them again after today." She points out.

You'd like to argue, but it's not like she's wrong.

You'd ended up couched on the floor of the JYPE building, clutching your best friend's pant leg, on a random Tuesday, about to meet Stray Kids AND eat dinner with them, by pure dumb luck. Actual, literal, luck. Like, won-a-raffle sort of luck. You may as well have won the lottery for everything this opportunity means to you.

Once-in-a-lifetime was an understatement.

"Just have fun with it," Ha-Yun finishes her pep-talk, heedless of your internal (and external) freak-out.

"I think I'll die, actually." You mutter petulantly into her thigh.

She snorts at you, ruffling your hair aggressively and disregarding your half-hearted attempts to swipe at her for it.

"C'mon, what happened to the person who was bouncing off the walls excited about this?" She cajoles, shaking you around but not dislodging you.

When she says bouncing off the walls, she means it. When you’d received the email and confirmed your attendance, you’re pretty sure you invented new parkour moves with the case of zoomies you’d gotten in your euphoric excitement. You’d gotten a noise complaint about it.

Still, that joy had abandoned you now.

"They're dead and buried." You deadpan. It wasn’t like you weren't excited, really! You’d been looking forward to this for weeks now. For all your dramatics, Bangchan himself probably couldn’t peel you from this floor and make you leave. You’d become a permanent mark on the lobby floor of JYPE before you missed this.

You were just going to perish from sheer anxiety, that was all. Could anyone really blame you? You were about to meet your idols. It was kind of a big deal!

Ha-Yun does nothing but pat your head twice. "Well unbury them," She commands, "the guard is coming back."

Your head snaps up to see not only the beefy security guard who'd checked both of your I.Ds and passes with great suspicion a few minutes ago, but also the Bang Christopher Chan, come to peel you off the floor.

Your brain stalls for a second, seeing him dressed head-to-toe in casual black, barefaced and smiling beautifully at you. And then you realize the position you're in and scramble to stand properly, far too late for either of them to have missed your bout of insanity.

You attempt to slide yourself behind Ha-Yun in your humiliation, but the cruel woman snags your elbow with one hand, and your opposite shoulder with the other, and holds you in place in front of her.

You take back anything nice you've ever said about Ha-Yun, she's an evil witch and she’s out to get you.

Before you can panic too hard, Bangchan and the security guard come to a stop in front of you.

Though Bangchan is all warm eyes and kind smiles, you can't help but feel small in front of him. You shrink back into Ha-Yun, but she doesn't allow you to retreat. You promise to yourself to only cook foods she doesn't like for a whole month when this is over.

"Hi, it’s so good to meet you!" Bangchan greets cheerfully. You do your best to match his smile despite your fear and return his greeting (only after Ha-Yun subtly elbows you to take the lead, refusing you your right to silence), introducing yourself as the fan who’d won the raffle before motioning to Ha-Yun, who was still holding you hostage.

"And this is Ha-Yun, she's my emotional support human today." You're extremely jealous she's as functional as she is as she both bows respectfully and shakes Bangchan's hand, prompting you to do the same.

This was one of the many reasons you'd chosen to bring her over any of your friends who were actually Stray Kids fans. Functional emotional support summed her up nicely.

As greetings wrap up, Ha-Yun turns to you with mischief in her eyes. You glare right back as she begins to dramatically interrogate you.

"Is emotional support all I am to you?" She demands, "I thought we were more than that! I thought we had something special!" She places a hand over her heart as you'd shot her, dipping back way too far in her dramatics because she knows your hand will catch her whether you want it to or not.

Supporting most of her weight with your fist dug into her upper back, you retort, "You thought wrong."

Bangchan's snicker reminds you of your audience and you tuck your hands behind your back with an embarrassed flush. Ha-Yun stumbles at the sudden lack of support, and is treated to a heated glare when all she does is laugh at you. You may as well have been air for all it affects her.

Two months. No yummy home cooked meals for Ha-Yun. You swore it.

Bangchan begins to speak and your attention is immediately back on him instead of your comedy act of a best friend.

"So, the company actually picked out the place for dinner, so we don't get to choose, sorry." And he really does seem apologetic, despite this seeming like a very reasonable thing to you. "It's this barbecue place down the road, we'll be meeting the others there, if that's alright?"

Again he asks like he genuinely values your opinion in this, and the prospect of being in even one (1) of this man's thoughts as an individual causes you a bit of a crisis.

Luckily, this is exactly what you'd bright Ha-Yun along for, and she easily agrees for the two of you while you malfunction, guiding you along with the experience of having born witness to more than one blue-screen brain moment in your life.

She strikes up an easy conversation with Bangchan as he leads the three of you deeper into the building towards a different door, leaving the security guard behind, the man cheerfully explaining that you’d be making your way to the building’s underground parking garage where a car was already waiting for you.

You're a bit jealous of Ha-Yun’s comfort and ability to talk to strangers. Even famous ones. You sort of feel like you're simultaneously walking on air and suffocating on that same air, but she keeps conversation light and steady, the mood easy and comfortable even as you stew in anxious silence.

Still, she keeps her hand on your back to keep you walking and rubs little comforting circles there. So. She's forgiven. Only a little bit. Back down to one month of no yummies.

The journey is short, and you don’t get to see much of the company, but Bangchan catches you looking around curiously as you walk, and generously explains the types of rooms and offices you walk past like some sort of tour guide. In fact, he apologizes for not being able to give you a more thorough tour and you frantically assure him that this was more than you'd ever expected in the first place.

You don't catch the pleased look he has as you crawl out of your shell a bit to ask him more questions, but Ha‐Yun shoots him a grateful look over your head. You don’t see the tiny nod they share, but the two reach an understanding over your oblivious head.

Cute, precious dongsaengs were to be protected.

Surprisingly, and relievingly to your poor, anxious, mind, there’s not much in the way of staff or cameras during the ride to the restaurant.

It’s actually Bangchan himself who climbs into the driver’s seat, and the only cameras you spot are small unmanned ones strapped to the dash and seats.

In the terms and conditions you’d signed when you’d entered the raffle in the first place you’d agreed to being filmed for content. At the time you hadn’t thought anything of it, thinking you couldn’t possibly win in the first place. After all, you were no GOM or fansite, nor rich enough to buy multiple sets of the album that bought you your chance to win.

And yet, here you were. Your one measly entry and a fuckton of luck later.

So yeah, you hadn’t really thought twice to agreeing to being filmed in the event that you won. You still hadn’t thought much of it until JYPE had sent another, more thorough release form, granting them the right to profit off of the content filmed today. Then it had felt more real.

You make your way over to the car, a subtle thing painted black and with tinted windows, and Ha-Yun practically shoves you into the passenger side door when you instinctively reach for the back. You toss her a wounded pout, but she just rolls her eyes at you and climbs in, settling in the middle of the back seat.

You get the hint and sheepishly slide into the passenger seat, giving Bangchan an awkward half bow when your eyes meet. He just offers you a dimpled grin in return.

He must clock you giving the cameras a weary glance as you buckle in, because he taps the one on the dash before starting to pull out.

“They like these things to be natural,” He begins explaining, voice warm and kind, “So don’t worry too much about the cameras. Try to forget about them, if you can.”

You don’t think you can, especially since there’s a little blinking red light on top indicating that they’re already recording, but you’ll try. For Chan.

“I’ll start making a fool of myself the second I forget.” You joke, letting your tone go whiny with complaint.

Ha-Yun pulls lightly at your hair from the back seat, sniggering as she says, “You’d do that regardless.”

You complain loudly and reach back to slap at her, but Bangchan puts a hand on your shoulder and gently turns you back toward the front before you can turn far enough.

“Don’t turn around wile we’re moving,” he commands softly, “It’s dangerous.”

You just nod dumbly, earning yourself another smile, and make eye contact with Ha-Yun in the rearview mirror. She smirks knowingly at you, but you find yourself too flustered to glare properly. You scrunch up your nose at her instead, thanking every available deity that you weren’t the type to blush very visibly.

Ha-Yun, glorious holy angel that she is, changes the subject.

“I thought they were supposed to get our first reactions to meeting y’all on camera?”

“Ah, yeah,” Chan laughs sheepishly, “It was actually a manager that was supposed to pick you up, but I was running behind at the company anyway, so I asked if I could. They’ll probably grab security cam footage or something for our meeting.” He glances at me from the corner of his eyes, amusement playing on his face.

“Besides, it looked like you guys had a bit of a comedy routine going on, so they’ll definitely want to add that in.”

You groan your anguish aloud to the world, sinking low in your seat and covering your face. Ha-Yun howls like the hyena she truly is in the back seat.

“Kill me now, it’d be kinder.” You lament. Chan pats your thigh consolingly.

“No can do.”

The three of you chat lightly for the rest of the drive, ice absolutely pulverized in the wake of your humiliation. Chan briefly warns you that there will be more cameras and actual staff present at the restaurant, and you get the impression that perhaps this is why he’d chosen to be your chauffer. To warm you up, ease you in before you were blindsided by a professional camera crew.

You don’t say anything, but a shared glance with Ha-Yun in the rearview reveals that she feels the same.

God, kindness is SO unfairly attractive.

The drive really is quite short, the distance a 30 minute walk at most. You still manage to absolutely jam out to a song or two when Chan catches you lightly singing along to the radio under your breath. He just quietly turns up the volume, and soon enough you’re treated to live Bangchan karaoke, and find yourself almost too entranced to remember to sing yourself.

But you pull up to the restaurant all too quickly, parking around the back of a quaint and homely looking barbecue place, and suddenly remember how nervous you are.

You are absolutely going to puke all over Ha-Yun’s nice shoes.

You slowly clamber out of the car, any semblance of grace leaving you as you stare at the door to the restaurant like it’s going to eat you. Ha-Yun sidles up beside you, sliding her hand into yours. She doesn’t flinch when you squeeze her hand, merely squeezing back, even though you know your grip is tight enough to leave nail marks in her skin.

Bangchan is saying something to you as he gets out of the car himself, something about how he promises the food is good and that he and the kids come here fairly often, but you barely hear a word over the blood rushing in your ears.

“I’m gonna be sick.” You murmur to Ha-Yun, much more serious than you were at the company building, what with the nervous battering at your stomach like a siege.

Ha-Yun just gently uncurls your hand from around your stomach, leaving an echo of ache where you hadn’t realized your fingers had been digging into your own flash with a white-knuckled grip. Her hand slides down so she’s holding both of yours, and turns you to face her.

Ha-Yun rests her forehead on yours and takes an exaggerated breath in. You copy her on instinct, the motions familiar, and are gifted with a headrush and a sudden ringing in your ears as you take in air you hadn’t realized you’d been missing.

She guides you through a few more breaths, and you realize Bangchan had gone silent somewhere along the way, if he had even stuck around to bear witness. You can only spare him a half-second of thought though, through the effort of keeping yourself together.

Ha-Yun is very good at holding your pieces in place while you stitch up your seams.

“You’ve got this,” she reassures in a soft voice, only barely heard above the static in your head, “Everything will be fine. It’s just dinner. They’re just guys. I’ll be there the whole time. You’re not alone. I’ve got you. Everything will be fine.”

It’s not the words themselves that calm you, really. It never is. You can barely hear them, anyway, even as your heartrate starts returning to baseline.

Ha-Yun just has this way of sounding so sure. So soft and calm and in control. She could tell you the sky is green right now and you’d just nod along. It’s exactly what you need to trick your nervous system out of fight-or-flight, and you slowly settle back into your skin.

“It’s okay,” you assure, not certain if you’re speaking to her or yourself, “I’m okay. I’ve got this.”

“Yeah you do!” She affirms in a hushed cheer. You squeeze her hands again, mindful of the pressure this time. She squeezes back, and gently bonks her head against yours as she leans away.

Suddenly, the bubble pops, and you can see the world again. Chan is a few meters away, on the other side of the car, very conspicuously not looking in your direction. The restaurant hasn’t moved or changed in any way, but it no longer looks like a creature out to kill you.

You lock eyes with Chan when he finally glances in your direction and offer him a tense smile. He offers an easier one back, and waves you over.

“Ready to go in?” He asks, like nothing at all had happened. Somehow, you find that reassuring.

“Yeah,” you nod, glancing at the restaurant and the, at Ha-Yun, who gives a tiny encouraging nod, “I’m ready.”

The 'Everything Always' Tag List (aka tagging for progress stuff too): @chancloud8 , @sh0dor1 , @thatgirlangelb

AN: I know you begged for a return of this one, Sho, so merry Christmas ig xD

[hyperionheights]

bones sexuality headcanons

yeah i dont have proof (except angela) i just Know. call it my lesbian spidey senses. disclaimer that those are MY headcanons, you can have your own opinions on those ofc

main characters:

brennan: bi (preference for ugly men... but i digress). she probably started exploring her sexual orientiation in college and came to the conclusion that she's attracted to every gender to varying degrees. she's probably tongue kissed angela a few times pre season 1

booth: cishet ally! ⭐️ he's a bit confused but he's got the spirit, i'll give him that.. bi wife energy start playing whenever he walks into the room

zack: gayboi with a bad case of hero worship for dr brennan. naomi from paleonthology made him realise this isnt really what he'd like to excavate, if you get the gist... ;) (ew)

angela: imo? bi, but it's up to anyone. canon queer and i'm very happy about it

hodgins: bi. putting my foot down on this one- to me, hodgela is bi4bi. one day early into the series angela goes "why is everyone so hot... being bi is so hard" and hodgins is like "yeah, tell me about it" and they have a Oh, You Too? moment

cam: distinguished (ex-disaster) pan. she's all cool and collected now but in middle school she was probably stuttering whenever she saw a pretty girl

sweets: pan. boykisser. i just KNOW. that man is not heterosexual. probably had a few boyfriends in high school too

aubrey: bi? preference for women but in an alternate universe he and sweets are a thing

goodman: token straightie along with booth except i actually like him even tho even tho he took a 2 month sabbatical and never came back

squinterns:

clark: bi. a bit repressed and only realised it after breaking up with nora but as long as he gets there it's fine

daisy: pan. absolute girlkisser. she has the wlw equivalent of whatever zack felt for dr brennan. swaisy is a disaster pan couple.

fisher: pan- and i wont have it any other way. he was 100% checking sweets out when he came over to b&b's in s8, so i like to think when hodgins asks sweets "what is it with you and interns?" in 9x23 he's including fisher

wendell: bi and in a lab au he's dating vincent thank you

vincent: english twink and i think he and wendell should kiss in the lab lost & found

arastoo: straightie but we still love him. pan wife energy since he and cam are married

finn: god, i have No Idea but i have a feeling he doesn't either

wells: aro, and maybe ace too, but fyi even if he wasn't no one would want him

jessica: ... i used to say lesbian but i kinda let the jaubrey of it all get to me... pan vibes perhaps? i'll have to think it over. in another universe she and daisy are a thing too btw

other characters:

caroline julian:... lesbian. no i will not give an explanation for this one. sham marriage and all.

karen delfs: big pansexual energy coming from this random profiler?? i like her

villains: (do not take those seriously, but also...)

pelant: unlabeled. getting strangled by hodgins awoke something in him but he didnt have the time to figure it out between 8x01 and 9x04

taffet: very VERY mean lesbian

epps: heterosexual incel

broadsky: internalised homophobia over booth, clearly

kovac: the man pretended to be married to his sister. i'm not sure i even wanna know

[ellieslaces]

KISSING LESSONS.

featuring: hazel callahan x fem!cheerleader!reader

synopsis: Hazel’s worst decision was to join her friend’s fight club, until she met you. or, really got to know you, she knew you, you just didn’t know her. she never thought a cheerleader, much less one of the prettiest girls in the school, would ever pay attention to her. until you did.

content warnings: harsh language; mentions of violence; internalized homophobia; light smut; kissing (wlw); so much loser lesbianism; some homophobic slang (faggot, munch)

notes: mentions of violence (duh, it’s lesbian fight club); mentions of reader being bisexual (more toward women tho); homophobic slang (faggot, munch, etc) ; there is no real smut in this as i do not write explicit content containing minors.

word count: 3.13k

chloe talks: watched bottoms and then hyperfixated on Hazel for two weeks before I decided to write this. God, I need her so bad. Chloe has a type doesn’t she? (soft mascs make me hhnngg). hazels so fucking cute I need her to kiss me ok bye. <3 (also, I hate the way this turned out, I’m so sorry it’s terrible)

now playing: kissing lessons ; lucy dacus

Fight Club — a popular 1990’s film, that’s all those two words had ever meant to you. You’d never even seen the film, you just knew it was fucking gay, despite it not actually being about the hot topic of homosexuality amongst young men (or women, in your case). But, I digress.

It had been your friends, Isabel and Brittany, who managed to get your ass to attend your school’s resident Fight Club. A women’s Fight Club. How fucking gay. Oh well, it would teach you how to defend yourself properly. Which, in this day and age — or any day and age of we’re honest — is horribly necessary.

It shouldn’t be, but knowing how to beat the shit out of a grown man is something you should know how to do. Self defense isn’t a topic to be taken lightly, and it seemed PJ and Josie knew this.

PJ and Josie — or faggot #1 and faggot #2 as the school knew more endearingly — where the school’s resident ‘ugly and untalented gays’, as Jeff and his little crew liked to say. Really, you suspected they were all just pissed because the girls knew their way around a pussy better than any of them did. They wouldn’t know the clit if it slapped them in the face.

It had been about two weeks into the girls’ club that Isabel and Britany attended for the first time. They showed up to cheer practice the following day with busted lips and bruised faces. At first, you hadn’t known what happened. Maybe Jeff’s dramatics had finally gotten the better of him. But no, they had willingly gotten beaten up for the sake of learning how to better throw a punch.

Finally, after hours upon hours of begging and pleading, Britany and Isabel got you to attend a meeting. You had walked in, nerves wrecking your body as you trailed unsurely behind the two girls you considered your best friends. You trusted them, they wouldn’t let something bad happen.

You had planned to spend your first meeting simply observing, but PJ tried so hard to convince you to join in. She almost even pushed you into the fucking ring. When you finally conceded, you were face to face with Hazel Callahan.

You knew of her, but you didn’t know her. You’d passed her a few times in the hall, you had a science class with her. Jeff said she was another one of those ��loud mouth munches’ — to which you nearly punched him square in the nose had he not been Isabel’s boyfriend and a complete moron.

Hazel seemed nice, she’d smiled in your direction when you walked into the gym. It was a nice gesture, no matter the awkward air it held. You felt sort of bad for putting her in the situation she was in, even though it was PJ’s fault that she now had to fight you.

You stood awkwardly, fists raised in a defensive position, eyes on Hazel as she stood in front of you. She smiled again, still awkward as it had been when you walked in. You were set on not getting the shit beat out of you.

As soon as PJ’s whistle sounded, you barely gave Hazel a chance to move. She’d shifted on her feet, sending a spark of fear through you, causing you to send a punch straight to her face. You’d gasped, watching her face scrunch up as her own hands flew up to cup her nose.

“Oh my God, I’m so fucking sorry.” You cried, stepping forward, ignoring the claps and cheers falling obnoxiously from PJ’s lips.

Hazel let out a choked laugh, brows raised as she held her nose. “No uh, nice hit. Fuck, that was a good one.” She blinked rapidly, momentarily lowering her hands.

You let out a small squeak as you saw that her nose was indeed bleeding. “Shit, your nose.” You stepped forward again, trying to find something to stop the bleeding. But of course, there wasn’t anything you had on you.

“Alright, Hazel’s fine. Let’s move on.” PJ droned, giving her whistle another sharp blow — she really abused her whistle privileges, you thought as you ushered Hazel toward the bleachers.

Hazel gave a thumbs up — her hand covered in blood that dripped from her nose — as she walked toward the bleachers. No one seemed to notice other than you as you walked with her. You felt so bad, so terrible because now this girl was bleeding because of you.

“I’m sorry,” you weakly apologized again, sitting in front of her on the bleachers, looking frantically around for something to give her to stop the bleeding.

“It’s okay, I’m okay.” Hazel shook her head, trying to convince you she was fine. Even though you both knew she wasn’t.

“Uh fuck, there isn’t anything — don’t do that.” You’d cut yourself off quick, voice deadpanned.

Hazel paused, her head half leaning backward as she looked over in your direction. Her ringed fingers pinched the bridge of her nose — it seemed she’d had the idea to lean her head back to stop the bleeding.

“Lean your head forward, not backward. If you go backwards, the blood could go into your lungs. Go forward and let it drip out.” You instructed, pulling her hand down gently by her wrist, moving to take off your cardigan so she could hold it below her face to catch the blood as it dripped.

“How do you know that?” Hazel questioned, brows pulled in a frown as she leaned her face forward so the blood could freely drip from her nose onto the bundle of fabric in her hands.

“I had to get a certificate to be able to babysit.” You shrugged, moving the strands of hair from her face without thinking about it. When you’d realized what you’d done, you froze, dropping your hand in embarrassment, muttering a sad ‘sorry’ again.

Hazel shook her head, not responding verbally to your millionth apology. Your cheeks warmed, suddenly so embarrassed for an entirely different reason. Not just for punching Hazel square in the nose, but you’d managed to embarrass yourself by noticing just how pretty she was.

Hazel sat on the bottom row of the bleachers in the gym, watching the rest of the group fight each other in turns, different girls winning. Some had busted lips, others a myriad of bruises spattered across their faces.

You took the time to notice just how pretty Hazel was — a sharp jawline that would make Jeff jealous, brunette hair that mussed in just the right way and looked so goddamn soft, her nose that was long and straight save for the small bump in the bridge that made your throat constrict. God, she really was a sight. How hadn’t you noticed sooner?

Maybe it was the fact that Hazel wasn’t in your social circle. You were a cheerleader, friends with Isabel and Britany, the focus of stares. Hazel was a loser — in the kindest and most endearing way — someone who wasn’t popular. Someone who had hardly any friends. And despite the fact that today was maybe the third time in your entire life you’d ever spoken to her, you wanted to be one of her friends.

A quick, sharp quip of PJ’s whistle brought you back to the present, her loud voice announcing the day’s session was over. You blinked, looking away from Hazel. Who somehow didn’t seem to notice you’d just spent the past five or so minutes just studying her face.

She turned to you, eyes apologetic as she held out your crumpled cardigan in her hands. “It’s really bloody, sorry.”

“No, it’s okay. You can keep it,” you shook your head, holding out your hand. It was only after the words came out of your mouth that realized how stupid that sounded. “I mean, it’s just, you don’t have to give it back. I don’t like it that much anyways. And it’ll probably stain. That sounds bad, I’m sorry.”

Hazel smiled a little at your words that seemed to stumble out of your mouth. You regretted every single one of them. You moved to take the cardigan anyway, acting as if you hadn’t told her to just keep it. But she pulled it back.

“I’ll wash it.” She said simply, standing. There were specks and smears of dried blood on and below her nose. You felt another pang of guilt then, seeing that your punch would definitely cause a bruise across her nose.

“Oh, you don’t have to do that.” You shook your head, standing as well. Isabel and Britany stood a few feet away, clearly waiting for you to come over. You didn’t want to though, for some reason.

“It’s fine. I’ll see you at the next meeting right?” Hazel asked, not relenting and continuing to hold the cardigan in her hands as she started to back away.

“Uh, yeah, I guess so.” You shrugged, somewhat embarrassed. You didn’t really want to come back. Not since you’d punched Hazel and made her bleed on your first meeting. But, maybe this would be a good incentive to come back. To see her.

“Cool,” Hazel grinned, nodding in your direction before she walked toward where PJ and Josie stood. You remained sentient for a moment, hands folded in front of your lap as you watched Hazel.

“Jesus, you hit hard.” Isabel’s voice rang in your ears as she and Britany approached, the latter’s eyes wide as she looked at your hand.

“Might want to wash your hands,” the girl motioned to your dominant hand — the knuckles were spotted in blood from where you’d punched Hazel and blood had immediately started to pour from her nose.

Your eyes latched onto the specks of blood on your knuckles, brows creased as you stared. Bright, rusty red adorned the skin of your knuckles, bits of Hazel Callahan’s DNA there. It was strange, but it made you smile.

The attendance of the fight club had steadily grown — girls coming to the gym after school to brush up on their combat skills. All in preparation for the upcoming football game against Huntington. The fear ever since one girl had gotten attacked by one of the boys and word had gotten around about it.

So, attendance had spiked, the ‘female solidarity’ — as PJ liked to call it — had risen in the school, even the girls were kinder and nicer to one another. And your mind was muddled with constant pictures and thoughts of Hazel Callahan.

It was confusing — you’d never felt such a strong connection to someone you hardly knew. Hazel was as much a mystery to you as the rest of the ‘ugly, untalented gays’. Meaning she was a huge fucking mystery. Sure, you were vaguely aware that her parents had divorced, and that the girl mostly kept in the background in school. But other than that, Hazel was purely mysterious to you. And you found yourself wanting to know more.

To remedy thhs, you continued to attend fight club, naturally. Yes, you shared a class or two with the girl, but nowhere else did you have the chance to actually interact with her. To converse with her, hear her voice, see her smile. God, what a loser you were.

It wasn’t until two weeks later that you’d come to realize how disgustingly and embarrassingly obvious your infatuation with Hazel was. And what made it worse — it was PJ who brought it to your attention.

“Yo!” PJ’s obnoxious voice rang through the gym as you stood in the circle with the rest of the girls, watching Silvia and Brittany spar, your name on the girl’s lips as she spoke. “Quick eye-fucking Hazel and pay attention! Huntington is like, two weeks away.”

Your cheeks flamed a bright red as you sunk into yourself, shoulders curling in. God, you wanted a chance at PJ in that ring to strangle the fuck out of her for that. Your eyes quickly cut over to where Hazel stood — her own cheeks dusted with light pink as she avoided your gaze.

Great, now she probably wouldn’t talk to you at all. Fuck PJ and her obnoxious, loud mouth. Your embarrassment was not short lived as the fight club went on. You couldn’t look in Hazel’s direction at all as you waited out the meeting until its end so you could retreat with your tail between your legs and never show your face in this gym again.

It was as you shouldered your backpack, heart still racing, stomach still uneasy with embarrassment that you heard someone clear their throat behind you. You turned, eyes going wide as you were face to face with Hazel. Your eyes trailed down to a bundle of fabric in her hands.

“Sorry it took so long, but uh, I got the blood out.” She held out what turned out to be your cardigan. The cardigan that you’d leant her two weeks ago when you’d punched her too hard.

“Um, you didn’t have to do that.” You said, offering a sheepish smile as she held out the cardigan. You gingerly took it, eyes locked on Hazel’s face. As you grabbed it, you swore you could feel a spark when your fingers brushed against hers. A fucking spark — cliche but true.

It was silent between you two for a moment before Hazel shook her head, jutting her thumb over her shoulder. “Sorry about PJ. Things kind of come out of her mouth without her brain processing first.”

Yikes, Hazel meant the ‘eye-fucking’ comment. You offered a small, horribly obvious chuckle. “Yeah, I kinda noticed.”

There was another long stretch of silence between you and Hazel, your lips pulled to the side as you held the folded — she’d fucking folded it, Jesus she was adorable — cardigan in your hands. It was strange, but not too uncomfortable. Like that stupid thing from Pulp Fiction, the right person is someone that silence isn’t awkward with.

“I wasn’t eye-fucking you.” You blurted. Great, you made it awkward again. A small groan fell from your lips, head dropping as you closed your eyes with a frown. You shook your head. “Sorry, I dunno what’s wrong with me today.”

“PJ’s just jealous.” Hazel offered with a small laugh. How could one solidarity laugh sound so beautiful?

“Of what?” You asked gingerly, looking up to meet her eyes. For some reason, you were weary of her answer.

“That you aren’t giving her attention. Besides, I don’t think she’d know what to do with your attention anyway, you’re so pretty.” She said it not as an insult to PJ — or at least it didn’t sound like it — but more as an obvious fact. And you were stunned because Hazel had just called you pretty.

You were at a loss. A true loss. How the hell were you supposed to respond to that? So, like an idiot, you just stared at her blankly, eyes confused and wide.

Her own eyes went wide, brows furrowed as a worried look crossed her features. “Shit, was that too much? Too much. Fuck.” Her voice lowered as she cursed, brows knit together.

“No! Not too much, I just… I just didn’t think you thought I was pretty too.” You shrugged, quick to correct her. Quick to reassure that you were flattered and not weirded out.

“I mean yeah, of course I do.” Hazel nodded, her voice soft, words intentional like her statement was an obvious fact.

A smile spread across your face, cheeks warm again. You weren’t sure why, but you suddenly felt so much about Hazel. You’d never had a crush on a girl before. It was new and strange, but you definitely thought this was a crush.

“Thanks.” You whispered, eyes darting down to the cardigan in your hands for a moment before going back to looking up at Hazel. “For the compliment, and bringing back my cardigan. You didn’t have to wash it.”

“It’s fine, I wanted to. It’s a nice cardigan.” Hazel shrugged. It seemed she was at a loss for what to say around you too.

The gym was near empty by now — Josie and PJ chattering away in the far corner, and Isabel and Brittany waiting for you (but not paying attention to anyone but themselves) by the gym doors a few feet away.

So, due to the empty state of the gym and the disgustingly thick tension between you and Hazel, you stepped forward, pressing a quick and gentle kiss to her cheek.

This took the girl by surprise. Her eyes went wide as your lips pressed to her soft cheek. You leaned back, her brows creased as she watched you.

“Thanks,” you said again, with a shrug. Letting her know that was your way of thanking her. Small, but meaningful to you.

It was a long moment that you stood there, Hazel staring at you with wide eyes. For a couple of long seconds, you thought you’d fucked up. Misread the situation, mistook the tension for something else. But, you were proven wrong as she leaned forward, closing the distance between you by pressing her mouth to yours.

“You’re welcome.” She murmured as she leaned back, your eyes wide now from processing that Hazel had just kissed. That you’d just had your first girl-kiss. Fucking scary, but nice. You liked it. Liked her.

“I’ve never done that.” You whispered, blinking rapidly to ground yourself. “With, with a girl, I mean.” You corrected yourself almost instantly.

You’d kissed a guy or two before. Sadly, your first ever kiss was Tim at the ninth grade freshman dance. He was a bad kisser and you hated it. But, you liked how Hazel kissed. Despite it being a quick peck, it was full of intention and it was gentle too.

Hazel shrugged, a small half smile forming on her lips. “Maybe I can give you lessons.”

You grinned, laughing a little as you nodded, backing away toward the gym doors, needing to escape before you said anything else stupid. “Yeah, that’d be nice. I’ll send you my address.”

“Okay,” Hazel nodded, grinning widely to herself as you mentioned her coming over.

You almost skipped as you walked out of the gym, trailing behind Isabel and Brittany as the girls chittered away, the prospect that Hazel would be giving you fucking kissing lessons. You held the bundle of fabric close to your chest as you walked to your car. And it was then you noticed it smelled like Hazel. The detergent, obviously. But, there was something else that was just Hazel. And you never wanted it to go away. Maybe, you could wear it while she gave you kissing lessons that night.

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[winter510]

What are some of your favorite VAT7K headcanons??

I was actually planning on talking abt my headcanons eventually so thanks sm for asking this so I actually do it lmao‼️‼️

Here’s some I’ve just kinda adopted from general fandom stuff:

Genderfluid Hugo (He genuinely doesn’t really care too much how people refer to him, but when someone does call her by “she” or “they” they still perk up a little bit. (I’m not projecting you are))

Transmasc Varian

Lesbian Nuru (tbh I almost didn’t even add this cuz I forget this isn’t just straight up canon lmfao)

Hugo’s love language is being annoying

Hugo started calling Varian cliche cheesy petnames as a joke, but eventually just got used to it & now they’re stuck like that.

They all definitely went undercover at a ball (possibly masquerade ball?) at some point in the story

Yong starts arguments between the other 3 on purpose sometimes either bc he finds it funny how easy it is, or because he wants to sneak off and do smth he’s not supposed to and needs smth to distract them

And here’s some of my own:

After all the stuff with the eternal library is done, Yong & Nuru can go back to their kingdoms and fix their problems, but Varian & Hugo aren’t ready to say goodbye *just* yet. They leave the library to Donella while they all travel together again. They drop Yong off at the fire kingdom and after saying goodbye to Nuru at the air kingdom, they head back to Corona. I have a lot of ideas for things that happen inbetween those events, but I’m not gonna get into all of that lol.

When Nuru first joined the group, and I mean like *just* joined, first day, she thought Yong was really cute and endearing, and bordered on babying him. But after experiencing him being, well, Yong, about his pyrotechnics, she did start treating him like more of an equal (partially because she understood he wasn’t a baby and partially because she was a little scared of him after that lol)

Hugo definitely has “dated” lots of people, but still HEAVILY exaggerates the number to sound cool.

Hugo always falls asleep last/stays up the latest, but sometimes falls asleep at random parts of the day bc of that.

There’s an ATLA-esque episode where Hugo (either by accident or on purpose, you decide) involves Nuru in some sort of theft, and she starts freaking out. I think this could probably end in a change of perspective somehow, like maybe Nuru initially thinks *any* kind of stealing is wrong, but then sees that they genuinely *need* this item and there was no other way to get it, and comes to understand not *all* crimes are inherently bad/selfish on principle. Smth like that.

Then as a partner to the hc above, there’s also some kind of episode that does this but for Hugo seeing things from Nuru’s perspective. I’m not entirely sure what this would be yet, tho. Maybe the rest of the gang getting injured/sick and Hugo needs to take care of & be responsible for them?? Still gotta think abt it.

There’s probably more but I started writing this almost right after I got up & I’ve been writing for like an hour(???) at this point (I had to re-format this like 5 times)

[silamander]

My Arcane season two act 2 thoughts (SPOILERS)

- Not Jinx rallying an army of blue hair and prounouns.

- Diversity win, the leader of a dictatorship and a slightly prejudiced cop are lesbians and they're fucking! :D

- Idc what anyone says, they'll never make me hate Maddie, I wanna pinch her wittle cheeks.

- AND JINX IS A SHOWMAN? CAN SHE MARRY ME ALREADY???

- Jinx and Isha are adorable I can't-

- The way she went from "Get the fuck off me" to "Lemme give you a makeover" girl I adore you.

- Piltover go twenty four hours without fucking with the arcane challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

- Sevika...what have they done to you.

- And she uses quips as a coping mechanism...I need her in my bed right now.

- "I think your pants look great, babe" Silas said, out loud.

- I know damn well she only made a prosthetic finger just so she could flip people off and I love her for that.

- God, Warwick is so fuckin' cool.

- Sapphics do NOT handle break ups well. They'll literally join a fighting ring before going to therapy.

- Jinx isn't even wrong tho, she's accomplished wayyyyy more than Vi did.

- The way Singed instantly became one of my favorites in episode 5

- "If he had read this, maybe it all would've been different" I cried-

- The way I instantly went "Woo Mama" when I saw Vi's mom

- Young Silco being so sweet...I can't

- WHERE'S EKKO AND HEIMERDINGER

- Wow, Jayce is fucked up...I kinda like it

- Salo is so sweet now, Viktor really is Robo Jesus

- Oh...okay then

- I'm so proud of Viktor. He's finally living his dream of using Hextech to help the people of Zaun.

- Jinx i love you, but don't talk to Robo Jesus like that.

- Viktor don't you say it, DON'T YOU SAY IT

- ...I hate you Robo Jesus

- The way Singed walks is funny to me, I don't know why.

- Cait and Vi, always bickering like they've been married for 10 years

- Hehehehe Ambessa you fucking idiot

- WHY DIDN'T VI JUST SHOOT AMBESSA???

- "Don't touch my daughter" Chills...CHILLS I TELL YOU

- Jayce...you stupid prick

- Welp, Isha went out like a goat

- In the flashbacks, Jinx's eyes flashed blue because Isha brought Powder out...

- Whatever Jinx does after this is so justified, I don't give a damn. She just lost her daughter. She could kill every character and I'd be cheering for her.

[luffyvace]

Boa Hancock & Neferatari Vivi x female reader for women’s day!!

ik I’m late to women’s day guys!! But I’m still gonna participate! (Totally not an excuse to write for some of my fav op girls that I haven’t written much for yet)

Hancock x a fem reader would be like the ultimate alternative timeline to her not falling in love with luffy lol

let’s say your in the kuja pirates specifically,

that would make more sense as to how you got closer since your on the same crew and obviously get to interact with her more versus just fan girling in the crowd lolol 😂

just the same as luffy, she’d realized her love for you after getting worried for your safety and feeling ill (love sick 😀) mid expedition at the fact that you might be hurt

when everyone gets back to the boat she tried to unsuspectingly scope you out (tried because she was actually frantically searching for someone and wouldn’t say who as everyone panicked-) and as soon as she saw you she sighed in relief! But soon after, she started blushing and she felt a warm fuzzy feeling!

what was this? Is this what they call..? Love?!

it was such a joyous feeling..! She couldn’t believe she was feeling such intense emotions at your presence alone!

”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”

”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”

”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”

”all right..!”

”right..!”

”right..”

Your words echoed over and over again in Hancock’s spinning head. You..we’re worrying for her?! Your so…kind!- So!- so!- your such a selfless woman!!

and yeah that’s pretty much how it went HAHAH

you can pretty much guess you’ll get special treatment from then on, she’s in love with you after all!! Naturally it’s her duty to protect her lover! 😊 (you haven’t even asked her out yet Hancock! - Glorisa)

she invites you into the palace and gives you the best food and treatment straight away!! Put your feet up dear! Are you hot? tired? Do you need water?? “Hurry up and bring the giant fans! My lover is hot!”

no pun intended even though you are 😉

“lover..? Lady hebihime..! May I ask what your talking about..😅”

”o-oh! W-well..I was just thinking…maybe…we could go on a date..?! ☺️😅”

“ME?? Hebihime!! I- I’m honored but what brought this about?! This is….strangely sudden, you know? Not trying to be rude!-”

”Hancock!”

”eh??- I mean!- hebihim-”

”Hancock!! Y-you..can call me Hancock..if you’d like!- I mean if you’d prefer to call me something else like a pet name, honey or dear m-maybe-…!”

”But!- hebihime-”

“-And to answer your question! What brought this about……I’m not sure myself…I have no idea actually, I found myself worrying about you and when I saw you again….When I saw you..! When I…..Kyaaa! 😍”

”Hancock!! Are you all right?! What happened!?

“ !!….You…! You!- You said my name!! This must be..! This must be!! What they call!- Engagement!~ 😍😍”

”huh?? 😀 hebihime?-“

“No! Go back! Don’t call me hebihime anymore!! We’re getting married next month so!- So call me by my name from now on! Okay honey?! 😍💗”

*mutters while being carried bridal style by Hancock* “I’m getting married…to the hebihime..😵‍💫💫”

and yes you actually did get married the next month :)

being the wife of the pirate empress is the liiiife 😎👍 you get whatever you want, whenever you want and however much you want of it!! Without a question! Your words are as absolute as sold gold on the island of women! Hancock will likely even ignore elder nyon/Glorisa for you <3

and yeah you can pretty much just imagine your dream life for the rest! Expect that to become your reality when married to Hancock bc even thanos snap can’t compare 🗿😭

Vivi is such an awesome girl - honorable mention okay? 😤👏

let’s say your not a straw hat tho :) just for funzies :3 imagine you’ve lived on alabasta just as long as she has and even infiltrated Baroque works with her. And also helped save alabasta!

best friends to lovers anyone?? Lesbian edition >:> 👩‍❤️‍👩 🧡🤍💖🏳️‍🌈

after it’s all said and done, and crocodile is defeated, you two say cya to the straw hats and you help Vivi rebuild her kingdom

somewhere during the time things start looking up as for alabasta’s cleanup, she confesses! Oops spoiler :}

“hey!!..I’ve been looking all over for you 😅”

“Oh hey Vivi! What is it?”

”oh nothing I just, well it’s not nothing…can we talk? Uh- you know..in private?”

”oh yeah sure! Come inside I was just cleaning up heheh, excuse the mess..”

“It’s nothing! Really, it’s fine no need to be so formal…we’re close, right?”

“Yeah :) what is it you wanted to talk about though? Is it something bad I’m nervous 😃”

”Oh! Nononono! Nothing bad nothing bad!-“

*sigh of relief* “hah, that’s good 😅”

*awkward yet adorable giggles come from both you and Vivi*

“well..what I wanted to talk about was…us, as in…who we are”

“Oh no Vivi don’t come out and tell me we’re aliens now we’ve barely finished cleaning up alabasta! 😭😂😂”

”what?? Hey! No! I-I’m trying to be serious here! 🤦‍♀️“

”OH! Oops 😄 go ahead go ahead!”

“I meant who we are as in, as a….relationship! Like- um..we’re friends right? Soo..if we could be……”

“Vivi..you mean..?”

”YEAH! 😭😅 I mean if- if we could be..more, if- if you want if not we can just stay friends-“

”No! I- hahah, I honestly never thought you’d ask, like- literally! I’ve kinda been waiting but you never did so is assumed-“

lots of awkward laughing and explaining of feelings ensue from there 💗(🏳️‍🌈😜)

actually being in a relationship with her includes training, yes training, because you never know what could happen. Just as crocodile happened and no one knew he would. So from now on she wants to be prepared, she refuses to be blindsided again—for the sake of her people!

she’s a cute mix of awkward, kind and a tad bit shy 💗 it’s like, she almost wouldn’t know how to act around you if you weren’t so close, but you are! So that makes things easier :)

she’s highly knowledgeable and I feel she’d have quiet a bit of hobbies. if you like to do similar things she’d love to partake in those activities with you! But if you have different interests, exploring each one as you teach her about them would be fun too! <3

Vivi is a literally princess, which means as her lover you get princess treatment! 😘 (all puns intended) She can afford it after all! Pell and Vivi’s father would adore you! You make Vivi so happy, how can they not?!

she talks about you more often than you know 🤫 “Dad!! Don’t tell her that!- it’s kind of embarrassing you know?!” oops Vivi heard him

well anyway 😊

Vivi is a very caring and protective lover as seen with Nami (when she stayed by her side the whole time she was ill). So of course that’s not any different when it comes to you, it’s highly likely Vivi knows first aid so if you get a minor injury? Be more careful!! 🩹❤️‍🩹💋 A major injury?! Hurry! Rush her to the royal hospital! Quickly! Giver her the best treatment! It’s okay, relax, she’s here 💖

Vivi will be with you through thick and thin and her loyalty is unwavering. She may not be the strongest banana in the bunch but she’ll certainly defend you with all she has if it comes down to it! 😤💪

Also!!! Can’t believe I haven’t mentioned this yet!!- Karoo!!!! Karoo loves you <33 Vivi thinks your bond is adorable, especially how Karoo always lets you ride on him :} you bring him snacks and drinks and he runs to you each time. If your tired of walking he’ll carry you without complaints as well so that’s a perk!

I feel the other spot billed ducks would love you as well! Karoo probably tells them how great you are 🤗 You might even like one of them enough to make them your duck! (I would, they seem cooler than a freezer 😎👍)

Okayyy~ lovely readers, followers and anyone new here..!

I hope you enjoyed these headcanons!!~

[haerinari]

DAY 23 — MUTUAL MASTURBATION

PAIRING: stepbrother!jay x fem!reader

GENRE: smut, stepcest, masturbation, fingering, pillow humping, dick licking, cum eating.

WARNINGS: smut

KINKTOBER 2023

everything started when you were young, you father had left and your mom was alone with you. even tho it was only both you, you complement each other perfectly. it had always been your mom and you, best friends.

until one they your mom feel in love with a wealthy man and decided to get marry. he had a son two years older than you, his mom died giving birth to him so it was only the two of them.

the day you meet your new stepbrother, Jay, you got along with him pretty well. both of you had a lot of things in common and liked to play soccer, so you adapted to him very well.

that was when you were eleven.

while growing up you realized that Jay was having a few changes in his body. his voice got deeper, he grew a few inches taller, and his features began to become more handsome.

while you, you grew a a little (really little) inches taller, your ass and breasts become bigger, and the worst part. you got your period.

when you were 14 you started to pay more attention to Jay, you knew that it wasn’t totally correctly. but there was something on him that was so attractive in your eyes.

maybe his sharp jaw, his beautiful eyes, his veiny hands with long fingers. you didn’t know why, but Jay was hot as fuck.

now you were 18, and your parents had go to a trip on the beach celebrating his 8th anniversary. and Jay, Jay was out with his friends.

you were on your bed, watching instagram reels trying to be less bore than you were. when suddenly, a video of two girls kissing on a bar appeared on your scream. you weren’t a lesbian, but you had to admit it. lesbian porn was the best.

you watched the video a few times, looking closely on how the girls were kissing and how their hands were traveling around their tits and thighs. you didn’t even notice when your own hand was traveling directly to your pussy, putting the pink panties aside.

one of your fingers traveled up and down your slit, collecting all you juices to finally make circles on your clit. you moaned softly, imagining jay’s fingers instead of yours. thinking that was so wrong, but it felt so good.

you got your pants and panties off, throwing them somewhere on your room. you took one of your favorites pillows to do this things, placing it between your things and moving your hips back and forth. one on your hands tilted up your shirt a little, exposing your pretty tits and pinching one of your hard nipples.

you couldn’t stop thinking about jay.

Jay, jay, jay, jay…

how would it feel to ride his cock, how would his mouth would feel around your nipples, on your pussy, how his long slender fingers would stretch you so deliciously, and obviously, how big his dick would look on your mouth.

“oh~ jay” you moaned. “i’m gonna cum”

you started to ride your pillow faster and faster. pinching your nipples with one hand while the other one was doing circles on your clit.

“fuck, fuck, fuck, jay” you gasped.

you were just about to cum, when suddenly…

“y/n, i’m he—” he said opening you door.

“holy shit! jay!” you screamed, trying to cover your exposed body with the sheets of your bed.

“why were you screaming my name!? i thought you knew i was home and that you were calling me” he said.

“i was thinking about y— I though you were already home, yes” you said, why wasn’t he leaving your room.

“and why are you naked?” he asked scanning you body.

“i just— i was…” you tried to justify yourself.

“wait. you were screaming my name, and i found you half naked, riding a pillow. were you touching yourself thinking about me?” he said with a smirk.

“what!?” you exclaimed. “no, no, i just—”

“yes you were” he said closing the door behind him and getting closer to you. “did you got the chance to cum? or did i interrupted on the best part?

“Jay, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?” you said.

“no, y/n. what the actual fuck is wrong with you? he said emphasizing the last words. “what a pervert stepsister do i have. do you thing this is the first time i hear you moaning my name?”

oh. shit.

jay was so close to your, his lips almost touching yours.

“do you need help to finish, pretty?” he said giving you a peck on your lips.

this was wrong, like, extremely wrong. but you were super horny, and you have wanted jay for so long.

“if you tell mom and dad i swear to god i will kill you” your told him, looking directly into his eyes.

“promise” he said.

jay got even more closer to you, getting off your body the sheets of your bed, leaving you completely exposed for him. he took one of his fingers s place it in your wet soaking pussy, sliding it up and down your slit.

he stayed like that for a few minutes, painfully teasing your pussy. you could see that you weren’t the only one getting excited, because the big erection you could see through his pants was almost begging for attention.

“take you pants off” you said breathless. “i want to make you feel good too”

jay took his pants down his ankles, leaving only his boxers that were taken off seconds later. you knew his cock was pretty, it was the perfect size and shape.

now, you were fully lying down in the bed. jay was kneel down right next to you, with his cock over your tits and one of his hand on your pussy.

You began to pull his cock slowly, feeling his entire length in your hand while he made pleasurable circles on your clit. Jay inserted his middle finger into your pussy, feeling your wet walls clench around his digit. Then he put another finger into your cunt, stretching it in an incredible way, opening and closing his fingers, moving them in a spectacular form. and you, you were pulling his cock harder and harder every time.

Moans couldn't stop coming out of your mouth, Jay was good with his fingers. His cock was so close to your mouth that all you wanted to do was lick it.

you could hear the little whimpers and moans coming from jay's mouth, they were music to your ears. Jay started moving his fingers faster than before, adding circular movements to your clit with his thumb. At this point, it wouldn't take long for you to cum very soon. But at the same time, you also wanted Jay to have his first orgasm with you, so you massage his tip to finally give him a lick all over his dick.

“fuck, do that again and i’m gonna cum” he said.

“cum on my face” you told him.

you licked his dick again and after a few more strokes him cummed all over your face and tits. you opened your mouth, tasting the white liquid that you always wanted to take.

and before you knew, you were also cumming hard on jay’ s hand. moaning his name and finally getting some released. jay took his fingers out of your pussy and put them into his mouth, licking them in a sensual ways, tasting your juices.

“thanks god mom and dad won’t be around for a while” he said with a smirk.

[stankworth]

Hi, I love your Simon Blackquill art! I was wondering if you had any thoughts on him and Kay? (I’m a little obsessed with them)

Ahh thank you for the kind words! I've been thinking about your ask since you sent it- I haven't had much time to draw this week so these are a bit rough.

I did imagine them first meeting when Simon is opening the window for Taka while Kay's scaling the prosecutor's office. She doesn't work there, she just does it to prank Edgeworth.

I wish I had more thoughts about Kay and Simon, but I have trouble picturing them interacting. Kay has a sunny disposition, and is the kind of person who can get along with anyone. But I think after years of not letting people know his true self, Simon would still be very closed off. And someone else who appeared to be sunny and the kind of person who can get along with anyone turned out to be using those traits to manipulate him. I don't see Kay's behavior triggering Simon though- I think it'd be her earnestly trying to engage him, and Simon being awkard about it. I HC Simon as autistic (it adds meaning to his getting along with young Athena, his unwavering dedication to his moral principles and the fact that he seems defined by his 2.5 interests), and tho he got good playing the role of "The Twisted Samurai," those scripts don't help him in social situations where everyone's getting along.

I do see Simon getting along well with Ema Skye: they both have an older sister who was incarcerated for doing morally dubious things to protect them; they're both dealing with their life goals (being a forensic scientist and dying for a righeous cause) not panning out; and they're both dicks who like throwing things at people. And Ema and Kay are besties, so, Kay and Simon would wind up hanging out. I HC Ema as being hopelessly in lesbians with Kay but not ready to make a move, and Kay being oblivous to it bc theyre besties. So he gets to be party to that.

Thats just how I'm writing them, for now. I think there's a reading of Simon and Kay get along like a house on fire since they're troublemakers, or where Kay is instrumental in getting Simon to open up. Maybe I'll have more thoughts about it after I finish playing through Investigations 2 again.

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

Well in a few hours, I will be leaving for the rest of the day for a concert. This means I’ll miss the Eurovision finals, but more importantly it means I’d miss the Interstellar Song Context. And considering the showrunner himself came out to say, ‘please be careful online because as soon as this episode drops spoilers are gonna fly’, I thought I’d best not risk it and watch it early instead of waiting for tomorrow. I think, considering, that was warranted.

-The episode’s plot started off absolutely mad and did not cool down. If you’re staring your episode off with Rylan Clark coming out of cryogenic stasis to host the Interstellar Song Contest, then you better keep that level of ridiculous up. And they definitely did. But with the ending I have to wonder what the implications of Rylan being there are because the Earth was destroyed this year, about a week after Rylan would have finished hosting this years Eurovision. So the implications of Rylan being there are, what? We’re already cryogenically freezing him for Eurovisions to come? The world ended and he was thrown in a freezer and sent flying into space? A passing bunch of alien superfans saved a bunch of human celebrities and he spent about five years on, idk, Raxicoricofallapatorius before getting the new gig? It’s not a plot hole- I just want to know the story.

-So this episode’s villains were a small group of extremists from the Doctor Who universe’s Tiefling analogy. The Hellions, a bunch of horned people who were wronged and now everyone thinks it’s their fault and looks down on them. Now Doctor Who could have completely by accident recreated the Tiefling archetype, but let’s be real, we’re only about eight episodes after Rogue right now so chances are they did copy some homework. I’ll be honest, I don’t know enough about Eurovision history to say if this is based on any specific event in its history, but chances are that because of the commentary of blocking some species from singing, I do find it likely that it is based on some real events to an extent. It did not pass me by that the things the Hellions were exploited for were poppies, to make poppy honey. You know, poppies. Like the mysterious, as-of-yet unexplained child, Poppy, who appeared last episode. Considering it’s now been revealed that Doctor Who is not cancelled and that two more seasons are in the works, I wouldn’t hedge any bets that this’ll get tied up nicely in the finale. More likely that’s going to be next season’s Mrs. Flood. We’ll get to her. There’s still more episode to talk about.

-When I first read that ‘spoilers would fly’, I knew something big was coming. And then it did. Susan, played by Carole Ann Ford herself, forty years on, flashed into the Doctor’s mind when he was in space and then when he was dealing with Kid. Really, that’s just good payoff. Since the entire ending arc of last season was the Doctor wondering if Susan was alive, mistaking Susan Triad for her, and bringing about Sutekh, this season having that be justified in its second half is really nice. I do feel certain that one will be paid off later on this season, compared to Poppy, and I am pumped to see that happen.

-Shorter shoutout of something I loved about the episode, because if I went into detail about everything this post would fit the criteria for a dissertation, but the term ‘useless lesbian’ is one I see a lot; maybe because of the friends I keep to be honest. Still, I am very glad to have encountered its diametric opposite, the ‘gays that have the exact specified skillset you require at this given moment’. The Gabbastones were absolutely brilliant, and I really hope that they become beloved side characters, at least to a cult degree.

-Now we have seen the Doctor adapt to deal with repeat foes quite a bit. Cybermen are weak to gold, The Doctor slaps some gold foil on his head to deal with Mr. Clever. I don’t know exactly how much we see the Doctor use things he learned from other foes to deal with new ones though. But, hey, if you defeat the God of Light, taking the form of a cartoon made of hard light, and you then flood the universe with parts of his presence, then why can’t you then use hard light yourself to beat the crap out of someone you don’t like with a hardened hologram? Yeah, I think we know by now that bigeneration is absolutely not akin to therapy dude go work out your issues. I feel like this was Ncuti’s ‘Time Lord Victorious’, as in, he starts to go too far because lives are on the line and he’s the last Time Lord left (besides himself) and such. The Master is what broke Tennant out of that, and Susan is what broke the Doctor out, along with Belinda being alive. Oh, and maybe one other person. Or two other people.

-Okay, okay the post-credits scene. But first- The Legend of Korra. Season 2 of the show was divisive, and it wasn’t my favourite, but what it brought about, Harmonic Convergence, was fascinating. When the spirit and the human world combined, it realised its own imbalance in the elements, and to restore said balance, a bunch of non-benders became airbenders. I have to wonder if Doctor Who runs on the same logic, with the universe realising that ‘Well, fuck. Shit. The Master really fucked everything up this time and there’s like, five Time Lords total left in existence. Two are related, most of the rest hate each other, and The Bachelor is just incognito on earth dating humans. What do I do now?’ And then it’s solution is that every Time Lord is now gonna perform mitosis to restore the species. Yep, good news Belinda fans, she’s not the Rani! Good news, Mrs. Flood fans, she is the Rani! I was waiting for the moment that she’d be pulled from space, and the Doctor would meet her, and when I saw that not happen I assumed she just escaped before it all. Then, the post credits scene hit, and I knew we’d see her. Then, she revealed she was a Time Lady, and everything was going through my mind. She started to regenerate, and I found that strange considering we’d spent all this time following Anita Dobson, just for her to regenerate. I thought maybe she’d regenerate into Susan, or she’d be the Master all along, or that the final words she’d choose would be ‘Hello Sweetie’ and she’d be River Song somehow I don’t know. And then she bigenerated. And then she revealed that they were the Rani. And honestly, considering just how many theories were flying, I didn’t actually think the Rani was coming back. I’ll admit, I’m a self-admitted Nu-head, and I don’t know much about the Rani, but, well, I’m sure as hell gonna learn.

Next episode is Wish World. Don’t know a thing about it but the title fascinates me. I’ll report back in on it, maybe around this time, maybe usual time. But man, what an episode. What an episode.

Edited to add- girl please never let that man on a reality show again it always ends in a delta wave.

[thg-rcg-simps]

HSR 2nd Anniversary Animatic; Character Masterpost (Part 2)

A breakdown which characters are seen where and when in the new animatic, soley based on characters, not story, song, lyrics, etc... Also this post is basically just Jing Yuan/High Cloud Quintet simping with their Rockstar AU hehe

Original animatic

(The whole thing is rather long so if you're intressted I'm suggesting checking out the entire list haha)

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You can skip over my rambles and only watch out for the Pictures/Time/Character stamps if you prefer that, also characters are always listed from left to right ^^

(Art on any picture seen is not mine and might be of bad quality due to it being screenshots)

14. Caelus has very pretty eyelashes and a very goofy smile, a trilogy

Time: 1:00-1:03 Character: Caelus (Trailblaizer)

15. Stelle on the other hand is just pretty and enjoying the astral view

Time: 1:05 Characters: Stelle (Trailblaizer)

16. Stelle's girlfriend looks absolutley stunning in this Celebrity AU (๑✪ᆺ✪๑)

Time: 1:09-1:10 Character: Firefly

16.1 Her shoes are very on point as well (hehe)

Time: 1:07 Character: Firefly

17. To the absolute delight this scene is!!! (I'll warn that this segment has by far the most photos and perhaps you can tell why, nontheless I have selected only the best haha) This rock star AU fits sooooo well!!

Time: 1:13 Character: Jing Yuan, Jingliu, Yingxing, Dan Feng

17.1 A little more of Jing Yuan's face because we sadly don't see a whole lot of it but, the emotions, the boy is feeling it!

Time: 1:13 Character: Jing Yuan, Jingliu, Yingxing, Dan Feng

18. Look at them, I know it's not a full shot of our husbando but like, it looks so cool! Not only him, look at Dan Feng in the backround, and Jingliu rocking on stage!

Time: 1:14 Character: Jingliu, Jing Yuan, Dan Feng

18.1 This point is kinda just to simp about Jing Yuan (and his hands) while he is holding a legendary guitair and looking amazing as ever <3

Time: 1:11-1:13 Character: Jing Yuan (hands)

18.2 More of Jingliu rocking the stage (and Dan Feng looking like he isn't but that's just his default setting, I'm promising he's having fun, probably) ^^

Time: 1:14 Character: Jingliu, Dan Feng

18.3 I love them so so much, but why can't we have at least one shot where all 5 are actually on it, happy and alive? T-T Whoever desinged their outfits did amzing tho, it really feels like them!

Time: 1:14 Character: Yingxing, Baiheng, Dan Feng, Jingliu

19. Obviously Baiheng gets her own point because, look at the happy girly! Her jacket looks absolutley stunning too, and she's just such a happy bean <3

Time: 1:15-1:16 Character: Baiheng

20. You know what is best than the High Cloud Quintet giving a rock concert? My precious children attending it and be all on one place and being happy!! <3

Time: 1:16 Characters: Silver Wolf, Bailu, Huohuo, Guinaifen, Clara, Pela, Lynx, Tribbie (+Trinnon, Trianne), Sushang, Little Herta

19.1 And because one picture is never enough to express how happy this scene makes me, have more of them <3 (Also, this is your reminder to be cringe cause cringe is just having fun and fun is always more important then haters ^^)

Time: 1:16 Character: Silver Wolf, Bailu, Huohuo, Guinaifen, Clara, Pela, Lynx, Tribbie (+Trinnon, Trianne), Sushang, Little Herta

21. What's more funny than Caelus? Of course Caelus in an insanly fast moving animation! XD

Time: 1:17 Character: Caelus (Trailbleizer)

21. Guess who is back in Belabog with our most favourite Robo Dad? Was throwing his only piece of clothing of of himself, necessary? Maybe not, but he's having fun, and that's the only thing that counts ^^

Time: 1:18 Character: Svarog

22. Remember our lesbians? Here they go! Is one of them supposed to be dead and not able to be here in the normal canon? No, but I headcanon that she's a better mother now that she knows her daugher comes after her and won't use her Soulgems (or talk to the cute white kitty thing)

Time: 1:19 Characters: Asta, Bronya, Seele, Jade/Himeko, Svarog, Cocolia, Sushang

22.1 Also, the big picture itself is confusing enough and I wouldn't normally dwelve on it but Cynthia!!! (It's probably just Jade/Himeko, but Cynthia is that you??)

Time: 1:19 Character: Cynthia!!

23. Not a character shot, but pretty fireworks in Belabog ^^

Time: 1:20

(Thats it for this part, here to the next part!)

Thank you for reading, here a cookie🍪^^

-TakumiHairGuy & RikkaCatGirl