#and nobinary pals

[azurecoffin]

i'm kind of happy i'm kinda of finally getting to where i want with my art style which is a story-book fairy tale vibe and it makes me happy people can see my influences

[kbirbpods]

Click below for my "dear podficcer," letter for Summer Swap 2023!

Dear Podficcer,

It's me, Kaje, I'm the problem I'm kbirb pods!

Things I like, regardless of fandom:

THEMES: trans/nobinary characters (extra points for neopronouns); gender exploration in general; found family (genfic or otherwise); angst with a happy ending; polyamory; good asexual or aromantic representation

TROPES: fix-it fics!! extra points for time travel or time loops in fix its; fake dating/marriage; mutual pining; soulmates (AU or just clearly soulmates); crack treated seriously; rivals-to-friends/lovers; oops only one bed

AUs: soulmates soulmates soulmates; regency era (or any different era); modern AU; crossovers, provided i know the other fandom or the fic doesn't require knowledge of the other fandom!; college/sport AU; fantasy/fae AUs

PODFIC SPECIFIC: anything epistolary (texting/chat fics especially but letters and such are also fun to explore); including music / SFX if you're comfortable; including bloopers if you have them/are comfortable exposing them

RATINGS: Contrary to popular belief I do not hate explicit fics so really any rating but I generally prefer G-M I guess

Do Not Wants (triggers, squicks, please no):

major archive warnings (major character death is okay so long as it's temporary and resolved); unhappy endings; I really don't like pregnancy, which includes MPREG (I like a/b/o dynamics minus that aspect) - kidfic is cool I just don't want pregnancy as a theme & especially not graphic depictions of it; suicide/self-harm "on screen" (mentions of past suicidal ideation/self harm are fine if not a flashback/graphic); non-/dub-con or any depictions of rape (once again, recovery is okay if done well); adult/minor relationships or relationships with unaddressed/starkly imbalanced power dynamics; any sort of poorly depicted mental health tropes (no BPD or other personality disorder bashing, no institutionalization, no "split personality" as a trope) - i really like explorations of PTSD/trauma but it has to be handled with fidelity and gentleness

Main Fandoms I Would Love to Receive:

Star Wars: I love so much Star Wars that to split them like I did on AO3 would make this post too long. I think it's easiest to say this: I prefer Clone Wars, Rebels, anything about Jon Antilles, and anything Ahsoka Tano.

My main ships are: Cody/Obi-Wan, Kallus/Zeb, Hevy/anyone (consensual), Finn/Poe or Finn/Poe/Rey, blackkat rarepairs (mainly Jon Antilles/anyone), Jon Antilles & Fay (platonic), Waxer/Boil, Fives/Echo, Kanan/Hera, and Quinlan/Fox My favorite characters are: Hevy, Fox, Ahsoka, Leia, Poe, Fives, Luke, Jon Antilles, Fay (Legends) My favorite themes/tropes are: force sensitive clones, trans!clones, force sensitive Leia, modern AUs, Domino Squad lives

Ted Lasso: My current hyperfixation! My favorite ships are Roy/Keeley/Jamie, Ted/Trent, Roy/Keeley, and Jamie/Dani. Ted & Rebecca as platonic soulmates/besties in general. I love explorations of how much Dr. Jacob sucks and fix-its for the ending!

Batfam/DC: I can be picky and yet not? Basically, I just prefer no inner-Batfam fics of the boys because I truly view them as brothers. My favorite ships are Jason Todd/Roy Harper, Dick Grayson/Wally West, Harley/Ivy, Tim Drake/Kon, and Wally/Artemis from Young Justice. This is the fandom that I specifically am obsessed with found family in. I love exploring Alfred being the boys Grandpa and Bruce's complex dadhood.

The Locked Tomb: dying waiting for Alecto news..... I'm definitely Gideon/Harrow on main; I really like fics where one or both of them are trans/nonbinary. Nona is my favorite character so explorations of her found family (the household or the friends or all of them) are important to me. Cam/Pal is important to me. I love modern AUs a lot.

Additional Fandoms I Love:

Teen Wolf: I'm basic and therefore Sterek on main! But I also really love Scisaac and never get enough content for them. Boyd/Erica is always so good. Scott/Isaac/Allison and Scott/Allison hold a special place in my heart, too. I'll never say no to Lydia/Allison or Lydia/Kira either. Found family is incredible for this fandom, too, especially Mama McCall adopting any of the pack! Magic!Stiles is my shit and I love explorations of the Hale family being alive. Genfic is wonderful.

Our Flag Means Death: Obviously Blackbeard/Stede is a big deal and I ship it forever. But my heart belongs to Jim/Olu and any explorations of Jim's gender identity! Pining Izzy Hands makes me weak, as long as he's not being abusive towards Edward or Stede.

All for the Game: My two main pairs are Jean/Jeremy and Allison/Renee but of course Andrew/Neil is always a yes. Andrew/Neil/Kevin is my weakness. My favorite friendships to explore are Renee & Andrew, Renee & Jean, Allison & Neil, and Renee & Neil. (Can you tell who my fave is). I like any fics exploring any of the Fox friendships, though!

The Old Guard: I really like fics that explore the gang's experiences in other time periods. Andy/Quynh is my OTP along with Joe/Nicky so any fics about them. Nile/Quynh is my favorite rarepair in the fandom. I like fics that look at Andy & Booker's friendship and why they're definitely platonic soulmates.

I selected a few other fandoms like First Kill; The Adventure Zone; Red, White and Royal Blue; Good Omens; The Tarot Sequence; and Sandman. I didn't talk much about them because I'm basically just into the main ships for them (Juliette/Cal for FK, Taako/Kravitz for TAZ, Aubrey/Dani for TAZ, Alex/Henry for RWRB, Crowley/Az for GO, Rune/Addam or Rune/Addam/Brand for TTS, Hob/Dream for Sandman). For Teen Wolf and First Kill I don't like Mature/Explicit fics unless they're adults in it. My favorite TAZ eras are Balance and Amnesty.

Fandoms/Ships I Will Create Content For:

Anything I listed above with any of the caveats! This would get really long if I repeated those again. THAT BEING SAID: I will create content for those fandoms even if it's not one of my listed ships.

However I will not create podfic for the following ships: STAR WARS: Rey/Kylo, Leia/Luke, Rex/Ahsoka, any Master/Padawan relationship, or Palpatine/Anakin. BATFAM: inner!Batboys as mentioned TED LASSO: Ted/Jamie (love Ted & Jamie tho) AFTG: Andrew/Aaron SANDMAN: Dream/any of his siblings

Other fandoms I will create content for:

ATLA: Zuko/Sokka, found family Star Trek: Spock/Kirk, Spock/Kirk/Bones, Kirk/Bones Leverage: OT3 is Hardison/Parker/Eliot LOTR / The Hobbit: Gimli/Legolas, Eowyn/Faramir, Boromir/being alive, Bilbo/Thorin. I like anything just exploring the lore and history of the universe and its cultures Venom: Venom/Eddie(/Annie/Dan) The Witcher: Yen/Jaskier/Geralt, Jaskir/Geralt, Geralt/Triss, Yen/Triss Sense8: anything I can find! it's small but there's nothing I won't do in this fandom, honestly... Trigun: Vash/Wolfwood (the only thing I know about it) Marvel/MCU: Steve/Bucky, Clint/Bucky, Kate Bishop/America Chavez, and Spideypool (as long as they're both adults). WITH A LOT OF CAVEATS... Harry Potter. I will only podfic trans-centric Tonks who does not get with Remus or Wolfstar with a happy ending.

Love, Kaje / kbirb

[sleep-deprived-mf]

Guys gals and enby pals <- chill and inclusive

Bitches bros and nobinary hoes <- idk but it's funny

hey chat <- the #1 most inclusive thing to say (my personal fav)

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

[mayhemproduces]

Welcome everybody, to Night 1 of Mayhem Pro Wrestling presents: The Heist 2! 12 competitors, $2000 on the line, and one chance at the MPW World Championship, and now the BLP Heavyweight Championship, at Darkness Falls. These 12 competitors will battle for the top 4 spots, where a Four Way Dance will then determine who our #1 contender is. For the next couple of weeks, we’ll be set up here at the Harpos Theater in Detroit, Michigan, where this hard hitting MPW action will come to you live every other night.

Without further adieu, guys, gals, and nobinary pals…. The Heist 2!

[ishikawayukis]

hey babes? love you all hope you all have a great day/week/month you all deserve so much xoxo

[dykesymmetry]

Guys...Gals..And Nobinary Pals. Technodyke Is Vastly Superior To Dilfza. I will die on this hill.

he IS why would you thirst over Crusty Old Man when u can thirst over a dyke flavored buff pigman. these are not the same get better taste yall </3

[im-the-yang-lets-fight]

ITS HAPPENING

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT LADYS AND GENS AND NOBINARY PALS

Date night BITCH

[jaded-ghoster]

Is it just me or does anyone ever look at two anime characters and wonder why they aren’t being shipped. It’s not that you personally ship them or want them to be together, it’s just that you don’t understand why others don’t see how it could work. Example: Erasernight.

I don’t have a lot of ships for Aizawa, mostly cause I like to focus on the dadzawa aspect instead of romance, and if i ever write about romance it’s always pretty minor, but this rare pair with him and Midnight fits all the criteria for an BNHA ship.

They’ve been close friends since highschool and were there for each other before and after the whole Shirakumo thing. I only read a little bit of the the Vigilantes manga, but I think I can safely assume that this is true. Therefore, we have the friends to lovers theme.

Didn’t Aizawa find a cat on the street in the rain, which ended up being named Sushi and living with Nemuri? And didn’t she regularly send him photos of the cat??? Once again didn’t read too much of Vigilantes, but I’ve seen little snippets and I think this happened. So right off the bat we have a shared interest in cats.

HER QUIRK LITERALLY PUTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP, AND AIZAWA IS NOTHING IF NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED. It just??? Fits??? Imagine how cute this prompt would be in a fanfic. So fluffy.

It’s a head canon (forgot if it’s canon or not) for the majority of the fandom that Aizawa got to the hero course through the sports festival, but wouldn’t Nemuri be the same? She can’t put robots to sleep after all, and sabotaging every other examiner by knocking them out also doesn’t seem like a possibility. I didn’t read the entire Vigilantes manga so I don’t know if this was brought up or explained, but if I’m right this would mean they both agree on how stupid the robot entrance exam is.

Once again, I’m not saying I ship them or that people should ship them. From what I’ve seen on Ao3 and Tumblr, it’s a pretty rare pair, but any fanarts that have been made for it are all pretty adorable. Personally I like to view them as chaotic best friends with a platonic relationship, because YES guys, gals and nobinary pals can exist together without dating, but I can see how some people would think this is a perfect fit. In conclusion: Have fun, you do you, but stay the hell away from illegal ships.

[thatdimpledharry]

Added some new and old things to my shop! Please check it out if you want! And stay safe rn guys, gals and nobinary pals. 🥰

[90strend]

this is why she’s the woman of the decade ladies , gents and nobinary pals!

[the-enamorando-deity]

i’ve seen a lot of posts about Remus and how he sleeps...

he doesn’t sleep in the bath, guys gals and nobinary pals, he sleeps in the BUFF.

nakey. nekked. bare ass. commando. entirely naked.

This has been a PSA

[the-heart-of-a-monster]

*grabs megaphone* NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A SHIP STORY YOU GUYS AND GALS AND NOBINARY PALS

adventure adventure!

[lichen-punk]

if you unironically say “guys, gals, and nobinary pals” unfollow me

if you infantilise all but two genders in the name of cutesy inclusivity points you do not deserve to see anything my trans ass posts

[regnetstudy]

guys, gals and nobinary pals

thank you for 55 followers! I don't even think about more than twenty, huh

[harryfeatgaga]

Wanting to meet someone about their sexuality is rude and inconsiderate as hell and that coming from a gay man? Unacceptable that’s just wrong. Also the smugness of James Charles thinking he’d get that exclusive. Don’t trust anything he says after the Gala in regards to Harry and his sexuality ladies and lads and nobinary pals

he is truly the worst he needs to stay away 

[fallout-ghoul]

Guys gals and nobinary pals

I changed my URL; I used to be wasteland-wanderess, now I’m fallout-ghoul