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Hi!! Can you make a crow and Black Cat stimboard? Not forced, thank you for reading!!
Kinda!!
#crows#and#black cats#!!!#not a stimboard#because i still don't do those#and never have#maybe someday I'll stop getting those requests#anyway#i did have fun making this#it's a different aesthetic than i usually do#so i hope you enjoy!#sfw interaction only#moodboard#sfw agere#age regression#agere#sfw littlespace#agere moodboard#babyre#age dreaming#baby regression
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At what point are some of y’all gonna admit that you don’t actually like the show, only the fanfiction world you’ve built on AO3?
When you’ve gotta filter content and block the tags for half the characters on the show because you don’t like their canon relationships— because you’d rather they be in different pairings— then you don’t like the plot of the show. If canon upsets you this much because it’s not your fanfiction fantasy, then you don’t like the show. Maddie and Chimney getting married is part of the plot. Hen and Karen adopting kids is part of the plot. Buck and Tommy dating is part of the plot. Bobby and Athena finding a second chance is part of the plot.
#911 ABC#911 Fox#It’s not a ‘ship’ if it’s canon#it’s just part of the fucking plot of the show#just admit you don’t like the show#and never have#and move on#I can tell some of y’all were Supernatural Fans (derogatory)
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I feel like chapter 3 would be so intense in Temari's pov especially towards the end where she confessed and then discovered and then...decided. I'm sorry you have to listen to my whim but have you ever think about it? Writing some parts in her pov in the future?
Sorry I missed this ask!
It definitely would be a suuuuuper interesting exercise to write that entire night from her point of view. A really tough dissection of where she began to where she ended (confession, discovery, decision). I definitely think about it! I worked through a lot of different iterations of how exactly it went down before settling on this one (which I think @myblogmyrulesmymess (my life long beta) called the most confusing paragraph I'd ever written 😂😂😭).
That said, I have no plans to actually write out her pov! If that changes, I will let you know!!!
I can't tell you how happy it makes me though that you're thinking about it. It literally made my whole day.
#i also already made big promises to do one for aibg chapter 11 or 12 (idk the one where they almost fuck in the car)#and never have#but one day will!!!!#if i ever revist it#revisit*#anonymous#answered#go easy
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I hate cleaning around people and people cleaning around me so I try to keep that in mind. I was trying to wait to go up the stairs as Murble was vacuuming somewhere above me but it was taking too long and I was pretty sure she wasn’t on the stairs so I headed up. She was vacuuming the hallway and I couldn’t not say, “I vacuumed the hallway a few days ago.”
Murble: okay, I didn’t know!
Me: I vacuum the hall once a week.
Murble: okay I didn’t know.
Me: if no one can tell. We have a problem.
#jennhoney personal log#I used to clean for hours when she was at work and then she would say things like#this house is so filthy I need to clean#we do not live in the same reality#and never have#she was sitting downstairs when I vacuumed
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
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me say dayo
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
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me say day
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.
It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.
Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.
#ramblies#cards against humanity#CAH#I have never ever regretted being on their mailing list like truly it’s always great#every Black Friday I love joining their antics#elongated muskrat
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
#spitblaze says things#i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace#and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it#so i end up limiting myself#also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power#as something like a video game#doin numbers
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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
#chrambles#not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful#can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol
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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
#honestly i have never read character analysis that i felt was 100% accurate#and it shouldn’t be#it’s a transformative creative work in and of itself based on the viewer’s subjective experience with the work#To Me is especially useful for less serious things#like. this random song applies to this extremely specific and emotionally fraught situation… To Me 😌😌#you know how it is
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"never too late to be who you might have been" by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, "there is still time"
#art#sara yukiko mon#i saw the tv glow#never too late to be who you might have been#there is still time#i've been thinking about that movie a bit i guess
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also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw
#i dont even care im never escaping the sexyman enjoyer allegations#cringe is dead let me draw the sexyman this is literally tumblr#gravity falls#bill cipher#dipper pines#mabel pines#i have more but i gotta go back to work so maybe ill post it tmr who knows
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Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines
#my stuff#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanford pines#stanley pines#spoiler: he does revive stanley in the end. after a lot of “hiccups”.#or maybe he doesn't... you'll never know... unless i draw it#anyways you're gonna have to piece these drawings together into a time line yourself. god knows i'm not drawing them in order#frankenghost au
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Just found out apparently Terraria has optional integration with RGB keyboards where the key lights will animate thematically to the gameplay and I'm gonna be honest if I saw this shit on my keyboard during the final boss countdown I think I would shit myself
#my keyboard isn't compatible apparently and i have never been sadder to not be able to fall for a peripheral gimmick#terraria
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my heavy smoker grandparents came over very briefly and the whole house smells like absolute shit now. So I (chronic tumblrina) got thinking.
#personally never did and never will#my classmates did snus in class though#like one of them casually popped it into his mouth in class during a group project#he could have gotten expelled for that fyi#ten thousand
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#i've seen this reposted so many times#often missing pieces and never in its entirety#and the timestamps too the timestamps are important#going by the xkcd ten thousand rule i wonder how many people have never seen the whole thing#original#art#twitter:paxiti
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