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#devil may cry#dmc#dmc3#dmc dante#dmc nero#devil may cry fanart#my art#yes his ass is getting beat in the qrts
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What would be the name of their band?
Road kills? Vergil is driving...
#dmc#devil may cry#who let Vergil drive!#Nero can finally take out his anger by beating the shit out of those drums#is that... Vergil's bike? it has blue lights on it#no way#it's Dante's idea of family fun#blue lights were part of the agreement#wonder how many laws this is breaking#not enough#Vergil's on his way to break a couple more
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Got to Floor 71 of Bloody Palace with Nero tonight. GodDAMN I hate the Fury fights. The triple Fury one is so stressful... I barely survived, but I did, so tomorrow I'll probably keep going to see how far I can get. (I suspended after beating floor 70, so this run's still going.)
Not sure if I'll be able to beat Malphas even if I make it to level 80 (I think she's the level 80 boss and Cerberus is 90?) But we'll see. I'm pretty sure I SDT cheese'd the Triple Fury fight when I did it with Dante, and used it to help avoid Malphas' Super Chicken Rampage too. Man I hate the Malphas' Super Chicken Rampage. I'm so bad at dodging out of it when playing as Nero in Mission 15 anyway. Fighting Cavaliere Angelo with Nero was a lot of fun though. Would do it again!
#the highest I've gotten was dying to Cerberus (so I think floor 90) with Dante#this is my second time doing Bloody Palace with Nero but the first time I lost my run to a power surge so. it only sort of counts#the first time my game registered me as having made it to 38 but i think I was actually at 51 or something#erurandomness#eruplays dmc#eruplays dmc5#i've taken a short break from my DMD run#i'm at ch12 for that#I've got a mix of Ss and As#i stalled for a little while because i got kind of obsessed with S ranking certain missions instead of progressing#but I should just progress#i think if i beat bloody palace i'll unlock that character's super costume right?#though i HIGHLY doubt i'll be doing that any time soon#because beating vergil on son of sparda was hard enough#and i imagine that for bloody palace vergil will be dmd difficulty?#i haven't checked. i could but. i haven't
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#new category of man just dropped#i love misgendering myself for meme content#for me this was just about one scrungly#nero sparda#but it can be applied to many#dean and sam#if ur brave enough#devil may cry#dmc5#this was directly related to an excerpt i just read on twitter#about nero beating dante into the ground and not knowing why it felt like killing an old enemy#prolly bc ur daddy issues my lover#sam winchester#dean winchester#supernatural#apollo’s thinking#memes by me#meme#girls when
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I don’t understand how anyone could look at Dante thee son of Sparda and think he’s cishet. Whatever his soul and the spirit of being cishet are made of, they are matter and anti-matter complete opposites. His fruity little outfits. His gay little sits. His swag and flamboyance. That man is queer to the bone.
#dante sparda#dante DMC#devil may cry#beat Mission 10 of DMC 4 the other day and he just had the silliest fruitiest little sit in the cutscene preceding his fight with Nero#he’s so...#this post is a vector of my aro dante virus
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Vergil's DMC5 campaign ending with a Nero boss fight would have been great, if only so Nero could have gotten his revenge for the scripted losses in the Prologue and Mission 8
#there's also the question of what would happen after vergil beats nero#would he kill dante? just fuck off to the underworld to cut down the qliphoth by himself? stay and remain the demon king?#devil may cry#devil may cry 5#my thoughts#vergil dmc#nero dmc#quen speaking
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I played through all the Devil May Cry games- and one LOVE the series >:UUUUUU So perfect. And two- I immediately like amg Danny would fit with these cast of characters XDDDD so uh. I have an idea ;3 of Danny being brought into this world because Pariah Dark is deciding to draw power from his "home" to take over both realms. And Danny has to find a guy name Dante and beat Pariah. ;3 Danny's powers shifting to work more in devil may cry universe- maybe even hinting that perhaps he didn't die in that portal because his blood was not fully human ;3 OH And the sword- is actually Fright Knight's sword- Soul Shredder that he gains after defeating a fright knight that was forced back into servitude. Also think it be cool if he had a weapon from the reapers >:O- so a giant pair of scissor blades >w< (I've been simmering over this for a month- I even made a comic ;3) The Devil Trigger concepts are based from demon forms- from the reaper/ghost like demons- and then from nero's form too. So simmering uou. But I like to relate Danny to death because of his "ghostliness". Link to Comic:
#devil may cry#danny phantom#crossover#dp crossover#dmc crossover#dmc#danny fenton#redesign#concept art#impyelam#dp#also I just really wanted to put Danny in a cool coat#ghost will cry#fanart#ghost can cry
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NERO (?
#dmc shitpost#devil may cry#vergil#urizen#v#dmc vergil#dmc v#dmc urizen#Nero can beat the shit out of Dante and Vergil again
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dom, switch, or sub
dante, vergil, nero, v x fem reader
minors + ageless dni
vergil- dom
what gets vergil off is knowing he has complete control of you, both mind and body. he likes to keep you in that syrupy state of fucked-out pleasure, when the only thing you can remember is his name, because that’s when you’re most honest. it’s those little reactions—the way you gasp when he sinks his fingers inside you, your back arching against his chest—that drive him crazy. he grips your jaw, lips brushing your ear as he growls, “you’re mine.”
your pussy responds for him, clenching tightly around his fingers and that’s all vergil needs to know that he owns you. he’s satisfied with how you gasp and grind onto his hand, driven by the raw instinct to feel good. and he lets you, slowly pumping his long fingers inside the plush heat of your cunt, reveling in the way you fall apart for him. you turn your face towards his, lips brushing against his cheek as you look at him with glassy, half-lidded eyes.
“vergil.” you grip his wrist tightly. “please.”
“greedy,” he teases. but his fingers move faster all the same, pussy squelching loudly as he fucks you hard, leaning down to pressing his mouth against yours, muffling those pretty sounds that only he can pull from you.
dante- switch
you want nothing more than to reach to his cock where it’s leaking all over his abdomen, so flushed and pretty and twitching with every flick of his tongue, but dante won’t let you. his arms lock around your thighs, forcing you to sit still on his face and just watch his cock beg for attention.
“dante…” you whine. between your plush thighs around his head and his loud slurping, he can’t hear your pleas, too absorbed in licking all over your pussy to notice you’re trying to take care of what he ignores- his own needs. you want to feel him in your hand so badly, hear his groan when you rub the sensitive head the way he likes and fuck, taste his salty precum. but all dante feels is you trying to squirm away from his mouth and he doesn’t understand why, furrowing his brows in concentration. “god, baby, stay fuckin’ still, taste so fuckin good and you’re just moving-“
a groan cuts him off feeling your fingers brush his cock and wrap around him, pumping. the sudden rush of pleasure only has dante lapping at you harder, sloppier, needy to feel you cum on his face for being such a good fucking girl, wrapping his lips around your clit and sucking. all too soon your hand goes limp around his cock as an orgasm wracks through you and reduces you to nothing more than a spasming, fucked-out mess. dante slows to just languid, broad licks all over your lips, but doesn’t stop completely.
“again, pretty girl. not done with you. not done with this perfect fucking pussy.”
nero- sub
nero loves being dommed. tease him, edge him, or worse, praise him, and he’ll be a mess underneath you. he tries to hide how much he loves being spread out and told to touch himself, furrowing his brow and grumbling about how embarrassing this is, but he obeys all the same, carefully wrapping a hand around his cock and pumping himself slowly. the heaviness of your gaze, the way you tell him “faster”—nero can feel himself going dumb, and he knows you own him completely.
“you’re leaking so much, nero. you’re so pretty, you know that?” god, your voice. you know praise makes him needy, makes him fuck up into his fist even faster. he can’t even form a response, his adam’s apple bobs as he swallows hard, feeling his orgasm building embarrassingly fast from being talked to like this.
he’s close. you can tell from how his thighs tense and he’s starting to squirm, pumping himself so fast that his fist is a blur over his cock. a smile plays at your lips as you watch him become unraveled, so so close to cumming that’s he’s panting your name until-
“stop.”
it takes a few beats for the command to register in his mind, that you don’t want him to cum, and nero nearly doesn’t listen. but he knows better, he’s a good boy, so he lets go of his cock with a pathetic whine, humping at nothing in the air. the the tension in his tummy ebbs away, but he’s still flushed and leaking all over himself because he loves being told what to do.
v- sub-lean switch
v loves soft, tender sex. be gentle with him, kiss his neck while you stroke him softly and v will be in heaven, wondering what he ever did to deserve you. a shudder goes through him feeling your tongue trace the tattoos on his chest. “a-angel… you’re so perfect, feels so good…” he breathes.
if v does dom, he’ll be a service dom, solely focused on your comfort and pleasure alone. he cups your pussy, softly stroking up and down your labia. “is this okay, sweetheart?” he asks. you let out a whimper, but his hand doesn’t budge—he needs to hear an explicit answer, fingers barely grazing over your aching clit. “tell me.”
“y-yes, v, please…"
you don't have to finish your sentence for v to give you what you want, a finger parting your folds to spread your slick around that sensitive bundle of nerves and rubbing slow circles that have you keening into him. this time, words aren’t enough for v, he wants to feel how much he loves you.
#dante x reader#vergil x reader#v x reader#nero x reader#dmc smut#here’s an old draft while i try to get back into writing im rusty !!! it’s been 2 weeks
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an angry kiss
Rating: mature
Pairing: Dante X F!Reader
CW: Groping, possessive, rough handling
Word count: .5 K roughly
A/N: Nero and Dante come back from a mission, and you show Nero a little affection. Dante isn't a fan.
A final insertion of the needle and you smile at the soft wince from Nero seated with his arm on the table. “Almost done, what’s the lesson here?”
“Don't try to hold onto a demon with giant scissors. By said scissors.” You grin at how sarcastic his tone is, but the soft smile he sends you is still adorable.
“Exactly.” Patting his arm as you finish the last stitch and rise to kiss his cheek like a proud mother. “I don't want you going back to Kyrie all beat up.” Smiling as Nero blushes at the parental affection. “Next time don't let Dante get the better of you by goading you on.”
Unaware as you step past Nero with your back to the older devil hunter, that Dante has his arms crossed over his chest and a scowl on his face, the moment you slip behind the door on the main floor of the devil may cry office he jerks his thumb behind the door. Essentially kicking the young man out who just rolls his eyes at the man that’s allowed him to work with him for some jobs. After all, he’s not as much bad luck as Trish and Lady are.
Humming to yourself as you clean up your hands and some of your tools in the alcohol you keep in the downstairs bathroom for such events. The sound of heavy footsteps reaching your ears before the door swings open violently making you jump.
“Dante! What the hell!” Dropping your semi-clean tools into the sink in your surprise before you turn to glower at the man seeing a look of seething fury on his handsome face. Three quick steps as his eyes flash before his hands are gripping the sides of your face as his lips slide against yours with enough force to demand your full attention.
Lifting your hands to tangle in his white locks as his legs crowd around you and you find your body being guided to the wall before his hands are on the globs of your ass, squeezing the fat under his palms as he hoists you higher. Swiping his tongue against your bottom lip before wiggling it between the chapped surface before the wet muscles pushes its way through to slide against your own. You can't help but moan at the ferocity of his movements and the tingle along your spine as your lungs eventually start to burn.
Gasping when he finally pulls back with fire still in his eyes that has you confused. “I wanna be the only devil hunter you kiss.” You laugh at the rage lacing his words and how possessive he is in the moment makes you glad you're holding yourself up with how weak your knees feel.
“Are you mad Babe?”
“Yes. Now I'm gonna kiss you till I'm not anymore.” Growling before his lips are on yours again, and you get the feeling it's not going to stop with a kiss. Well, not if it's up to you anyway.
#dante#dante devil may cry#dante sparda#dante x reader#dante x you#devil may cry#dmc 4#dmc5#x reader#twink writes
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She Keeps It Pumping Straight To My Heart(Vergil x Fem!Reader)
warnings: mentions of having a baby, Vergil is needy, smut, creampies, unprotected sex, mentions of breeding word count: 0.9k pairings: Post DMC5!Vergil x Fem!Reader a/n: This just kind of popped into my brain! Hope you enjoy!
He shouldn’t want this. Not at his age or with the way things have gone in his life. Even with the way things ended up with his first son, Vergil knows that having another child might be the wrong idea. This nagging sensation deep inside of him lately makes him think that you could be the right person to have this with.
Even Dante and Nero notice a change in Vergil. He’s less abrasive, less angry. They even see a smile on his face, which makes them both feel very much at ease. They know that Vergil needs to know real peace, and you are the one to bring it to him.
This all culminates one night into something so passionate and loving. With the two of you freshly showered and now lying in bed, in crisp fresh sheets, you are caressing one another. Sweet, loving kisses are shared.
“What’s gotten into you lately?” you ask, a smirk on your face.
Vergil chuckles, “Ah, so you’ve noticed it as well.”
He then maneuvers you both so that he’s on top of you, your legs spread for him. Still, his kisses are gentle and loving, but you can feel the heat growing in them. He grunts softly as he ruts against you, his cock becoming unbearably hard.
“We’ve been together for quite some time, yes?” he wonders out loud.
“Yeah, almost two years now.”
The words that come from your pretty lips both excite and warm his heart. He never knew he could have a love so pure and so tender for this long. Even at the beginning of your relationship, Vergil thought he’d fuck it up somehow and lose you forever. But you proved to be resilient and determined. You loved him for who he was and you weren’t just going to abandon him. Vergil meant everything to you, especially after he saved your life from a horde of evil devils.
Vergil breathes, “I think…I think I want another baby,”
You giggle nervously, “Another baby? But you only met your son when he was an—”
He interrupts you with another kiss, “You’ll give me a baby, won’t you?”
Your heart skips a beat. How are you supposed to deny such a request? You stutter out the word “yes”, but you nod as well to let him know you’re more than interested. With your arms around his neck, he moves you into a more comfortable position.
“Just the thought of carrying my seed must excite you,” Vergil comments as he uses the tip of his cock to smear your arousal all over your tight hole. “You’re already so wet,”
He continues his teasing for a while, making sure to tap the tip of his cock against your swollen clit. You never thought you’d get to this point in your life, but you cannot deny the fact that having a child with Vergil would be amazing. The thought of making a baby is exciting too.
He captures your lips in a kiss as he presses himself into you. You’re both panting and moaning as he bottoms out, leaving you both a little fucked out already. Vergil smirks when he realizes this is actually going to happen. You’re going to be carrying his child.
Your hands soothe up and down his back as he starts a slow pace, getting you both used to these sensations. Vergil finds it hard to not blow his load from the beginning, as he always gets so over excited to make love to you. He takes a deep breath before pressing your legs to your chest which places you in the perfect mating position.
“You will carry my seed in your womb,” Vergil says, his voice full of need and lust.
“Yes, yes! Please, Vergil!” You cry out, his cock bullying the sweet spot so deep inside of you.
His hand traces down your chest to your core, rubbing the swollen clit that’s just begging for attention. Your eyes screw shut as he begins pounding into you, making you feel that familiar tightening in your stomach. Your cries of love and ecstasy begin echoing off the walls.
“That’s it, sparrow,” he coos at you. “Milk my cock. Be a good girl and milk my cock,”
His words arouse you as much as they surprise you. He’s not usually one to talk filthy like this, and it’s just fueling your fire even more. It takes but only a few more thrusts to send you over the edge.
Tears slip down your cheeks at the intense pleasure. Your spongy walls squeeze and contract around his throbbing cock, milking him for his warm and thick seed. He’s grunting and growling, his voice sounding almost distorted. And with a passionate and hungry kiss, Vergil spills himself so deep inside your pulsing walls.
The two of you continue to grind against one another, riding out the remnants of what is the most intense orgasm you’ve both felt in forever. And when Vergil pulls away, you almost think he’s going to get up to get you something to drink. It’s just that the sight of his thick cum running out of your puffy cunt sends him into a frenzy.
You cry out as he slams himself back into you, clearly not done.
“I said I wanted to have another baby,” Vergil huffs as he fucks himself into you. “And we are going to have another baby.”
#bacon.writes#vergil#devil may cry vergil#vergil x reader#vergil x you#vergil x y/n#vergil sparda#dmc5 vergil#dmc5 vergil x you#dmc5 vergil x reader#vergil sparda x you#vergil sparda x reader#devil may cry vergil x reader#devil may cry x reader
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Can I request a shy S/O who has a crush on Vergil/Dante/V and they draw the boys secretly in their sketchbook with little notes like "saw him in those dark blue jeans again he's so beautiful" or "how do I tell him I love him?" etc. The boys stumble upon this and they're so flattered they blush to their chest.
Why is this literally me lol. Hope you enjoy!
Dante
Your sketchbook was filled with sketches of him mostly during training since it was the only time his focus couldn't ver towards you at any given moment
You've indirectly gotten better at drawing action poses and the male torso because of this and the fact that this man goes full Grey Fullbuster and takes off his shirt to train
The other time you're able to draw him is when he's asleep, a magazine covering his face
One particular position you found him laying in had you write a note of "Idk how he's sleeping like this" next to the sketch of it.
Dante has noticed you with this sketchbook and hadn't thought anything of it until he realized he never sees you drawing him in it
His curiosity got the better of him one day and decides to take a look while you left it unattended.
The first few pages were as he expected, sketches of Shadow when she was around, the girls of the team, and even some of the orphanage kids playing from when you would visit Nero and Kyrie
Towards the middle of the book, he found all the sketches of him you'd been hiding
He looks over every single one and reads all the little notes you've left behind
He finds the whole idea of you sketching him cute and endearing
Seeing a particular sketch of him asleep, face facing you, with the note "He looks like he gives nice cuddles" has his face a flame, red tracing all the way down his neck
You drew this scared up man so soft, it was like he was looking at someone else
Vergil
You find going unnoticed by Vergil to be easy
He's always either reading or beating up Dante when not on missions
Vergil finds your sketchbook when he mistakes it for his collection of poems on a particularly sleepy morning
Opening it, he's taken back by all the drawings
It's obvious you have some skill
As he turns the page, he finds an entire spread dedicated to him reading
At the very bottom of the page it reads "he's always reading this thing, i wonder what secrets it holds"
Vergil softly smiles, a faint heat resting across his cheeks wondering if he could share a piece of himself with someone again
He was ready, wasn't he?
Flipping the page he finds a spread dedicated to him cooking, fighting, even simply being dressed up in a suit
"I'll admit, he's sexy in a suit"
Vergil's face sets a flame, the man shutting the sketchbook and replacing it finally with his poems
You become curious by the new sets of suits in the coming days but never complain
V
Griffon stole the sketchbook when you left it unattended
He scolds the bird for digging in your private processions but with a little coaxing from Griffon he looks inside
He's not surprised to see sketches of Shadow and Griffon, the bird boasting about how good he looked
As he turns the page, Griffon teases him for the bright pink blush that spreads across his face upon seeing sketches of himself
"My beautiful muse" is written in a beautiful cursive next to a sketch of V smiling
He flips the page expecting to find something different but it's more drawings of him
"May he ever know how he sets my heart a burning"
V can't help but adore you right then
He smiles, closing the sketchbook as you approach
He looks up to you, his smile causing one to spread across your own face
Griffon makes some comment about leaving you two to it before disappearing
#dmc#dmc5#devil may cry 5#dante dmc5#dmc vergil#dante sparda#devil may cry#v#dmc v#dmc5 v#vitale#dante x reader#vergil x reader#dmc v x reader#vitale x you
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Can you write Dante, Nero and Vergil with a reader who’s painfully aware of their painfully low life expectancy?
Like she’s aware that the boys may outlive her considering they are part devil and that fact has been gnawing at the back of her mind ever since to the point where some nights she had to cry in the bathroom to relieve some stress because of how much the thought had ceased her heart to beat everytime
“Oh my god…he’s going to outlive me, I want us to grow old together like those lovely old couples I saw on the street! Not this!”
“Will he remarry another woman if I die…I know this sounds extremely selfish but I can’t stand the thought of him being with another and that’s not me…Oh shit!”
“Can I extend my lifespan? Maybe I can make a contract with a devil that can grant me more years to live…if it means being with him forever till we’re out of grace”
Yes I can, please enjoy!
Sparda boys + V x Reader with low life expectancy headcannons
¤ Dante ¤
-You knew that Dante was going to outlive you since he was half demon and your life expectancy was...low.
-You tried hard to make sure he never knew, locking yourself in the bathroom to cry, and being sure to come up with some excuse whenever he saw you with puffy red eyes.
-You were saddened when you realized that you would never get to experience the joy of growing old together, because it was unlikely you'd live that long.
-There was the possibility that Dante would remarry after you did, and selfish though that may be, you couldn't stand the thought of another woman getting her hands on your man.
-You wanted to increase your lifespan, but how? Medications could only do so much, and you only had so much money. The idea of asking a demon for help came to mind, but you decided that would be a last resort.
-Dante eventually found out, either by eavesdropping on you whenever you disappeared into the bathroom or by other means, and was quick to reassure you he would find a way to increase your lifespan that didn't take away your soul, and if he couldn't, he would simply have to accept reality. But he would never forget you. You're his forever.
-"C'mon, cheer up. You got any idea how precious you are to me? You're my baby forever, even if you leave this world, I'm still gonna love you, and no one but you. Now shh, stop worrying. Want some ice cream? My treat."
■ Vergil ■
-Realizing that Vergil would outlive you was one of the most crushing discoveries of all time.
-You would never get to grow old together, unlike those happy looking couples you see on the street or in the park.
-There was also a chance that Vergil would move on when you died, and even though you were selfish for thinking this, you didn't want anyone else to have him.
-There weren't many ways to expand your lifespan, and most of them were out of your reach, so you fell into a deep depression because of this.
-It wasn't too hard for Vergil's watchful eyes to discern you were upset, so he quickly confronted you on the matter.
-Learning of what frightened and saddened you made him scoff. What a fool you were for thinking he could ever consider anyone to be more special than you. You were perfect, the love of his life and his eternal soulmate. Even in death, you were his; he would keep you in his heart until it stopped beating.
-"Hush now, there is no reason to cry. You will not be leaving me anytime soon, I won't let you. You cannot escape me, even in death."
□ Nero □
-You wanted to live your whole life with Nero, but apparently, that wouldn't be happening.
-You'd never know the peace of just growing old together, raising a family and maybe getting a pet along the way.
-And when you do depart from this world, there was a chance Nero would move on and marry another. Selfish as it was, you hated the thought of someone else getting your precious boy.
-You considered making a deal with the devil to increase your lifespan, but Nero thankfully caught on to your gloomy mood and asked you what was wrong befkre you could do anything you'd regret.
-He was heartbroken upon discovering how much your condition was bothering you, and was quick to scoop you into his arms and hold you for a full hour.
-While doing this, he assured you that the two of you would work to find something that could prolong your existence, and if you couldn't, Nero would find a friendly demon (preferably an old friend of Grandpa Sparda's) who could. Either way, he wasn't letting you go, and if death took you from him, he'd never love again.
-"Hey, hey, calm down, ok? I love ya. Always will. You're staying with me till we both kick the bucket, I promise, I'll find a way to make that happen. Don't cry anymore, come on, I hate seeing you like this."
● V ●
-The mere thought of outliving V made your stomach churn.
-Who would care for him after you're gone? What if he got older and more incapable to move around by himself, then what?
-What if he managed to find someone else? You knew you should be happy if he heals from your loss, but still! Some other woman with your V? Unacceptable!
-You cried about this all day and night for quite some time, until the affects of your affliction became engraved on your face. V saw this, and decided to question you.
-You tearfully poured out your heart and soul to him, sobbing about how you didn't have much time left on this earth as others did, and how you were scared of what would happen when you died.
-V reminded you that neither did he, and how both of you would have to work together to find something to expand your lifespan, and if you couldn't you would go out together.
-"My poor Wanderer, despair not. Either we leave this world side by side, or we continue onwards holding hands. No matter what, we will be together. Nothing will separate us."
#Dmc#Dmc5#devil may cry#devil may cry 5#dante x reader#vergil x reader#nero x reader#v x reader#dmc dante x reader#dmc v x reader#dmc vergil x reader#dmc nero x reader#dante devil may cry#vergil devil may cry#nero devil may cry#v devil may cry#headcannons#Requested#thanks for requesting#icycoldninja writes#tw mentions of death#Tw low life expectancy#Shit I accidentally wrote v too even tho it wasn't requested
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If Nero has 200 IQ, this is the phone he’d gift to the twins.
Yep, the myth, the legend, the one and only indestructible force in the universe - Nokia 3310. I think it would be hilarious if Nero gave the twins one phone, because:
a) they need to learn to share
b) by combining their singular brain cells together into a rich commonwealth of two, they might just figure out how to work the phone
Of course, the indestructibile nature of this phone is a necessary feature. Now, you might be wondering why?
Nero decides to give the twins a call, maybe invite them over for dinner. After only a minute of waiting, Dante picks up. The background echoes with gunshots, exclamations of 'schum’ and menacing demon screams in a clear indication that the twins were out on a job.
“Hey, what's up, kid?”
“Uh sorry, you busy?”
“Never too busy for my favourite nephew.”
“I'm your only nephew.”
“Doesn't make it less true.”
“Suuure. Look, can you pass the phone to Vergil? I need to ask him something.”
“Aw, you're breaking my heart. Here I thought we had something special.”
Next, Nero hears demon screeches growing louder. A loud crack. Some shuffling noises before Vergil calmly answers the call.
Now it's time to play a game of ‘guess what the hell happened there’!
If you guessed - ‘Dante, being Dante, decided to showcase his phone-passing skills by bouncing it off a demon’s skull over to Vergil’ - then you're correct! A clear example of why the twins need a phone that can endure some serious beating. I'm also a firm believer that the Nokia could double as a weapon of great destruction in the field. I doubt getting hit with that brick on the head was easy to shrug off for the unlucky demon.
Real question though, what would the twins set Nero's ringtone as? And vice versa, Nero's ringtone for twins? (I know, I know, Nokia 3310 doesn't have a custom ringtone feature, but shhhh.. Nico works her miracles on the phone.)
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus?
I mean, teeeechnically the twins are sons of a god? Or could it be Vergil referring to Nero as his son?
Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Child O’ Mine?
Need I say more? Although it would be hilarious if Nero set it as a ringtone for the twins.
He sighs deeply upon hearing the familiar ringtone, knowing it could entail anything from a world-ending cataclysm to another petty squabble. So he pauses his conversation with a Fortuna resident, saying, “Sorry, I gotta get this. Kids are calling.”
“Awww, and how have the orphans settled in?”
“Huh? No, my other kids.”
The Fortunan looks at him in confusion just as Nero finally picks up the call and starts pacing.
“What's up, dipshit?”
“Sounds like a you problem to me.”
“What? No, I won't talk to Vergil for you. What are you, five?”
“Look, you fucked yourself into that problem; you can fuck yourself out of it.”
Nero quickly drops the call and turns back to the person he was speaking to. “Sorry about that.” The resident only gives him a weird stink-eye, and Nero finally catches on to what's the issue. He coughs awkwardly and tries to smooth the situation, “Forty-year-old children, am I right?”
Ghostbusters theme?
Depends on how common knowledge demons are. The Sparda's might be ‘ghostbusters’ as in the myth catchers for hire.
Yeah, I'm gonna stop this long rambling shitpost here. Otherwise, I could keep listing ringtones on and on.
#dmc#devil may cry#master rambler#the unstoppable force of Nokia 3310#dumbasses own a cellphone AU#rated T for Nero's mouth#ruin your Fortuna rep in one simple step#be Nero
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Every moment once Vergil becomes whole again that clues Dante in that this is not the same Vergil from the Temi-ni-Gru [aka everything that tells Dante that Vergil has taken V's character development]
"If I beat Nero, then by default I beat you, agreed Dante?" DMC3 Vergil would NEVER. He did not compromise when it came to fighting Dante, he had to be the one to defeat him. Vergil only compromised to shoot Arkham and then went right back to fighting Dante.
"But if we continue to let these roots spread through town, it'll just interfere with our business." Vergil may say it like this but it's clear he wants to close the separation between the human and underworld. I don't think it's a stretch to say that DMC3 Vergil would not have cared and kept fighting, Vergil being willing to stop the Qliphoth and stay in the Underworld isn't a selfish act.
"I'm more than capable of handling this on my own" You can literally see Dante turn to Vergil in shock when he says this, he's giving him a chance to go back to the human world with Nero instead of being stuck in the Underworld with him. Vergil? Giving Dante an olive branch? This is definitely not the same Vergil that Dante fought before.
"We got plenty of time" Vergil gives Dante a genuine happy smile with this line, I don't think we've seen Vergil smile like this since he was a kid (Visions of V) which means Dante hasn't either. They're fighting like they did when they were kids again, keeping score and having banter. This is the happiest they've been in a long time, they get to be brothers again.
It'd probably take a few conversations between fighting (those are happening I know it, Itsuno told me himself/j) for Dante to get the full story of Vergil's character development through V, but those moments key Dante in that Vergil has changed, he no longer has to fight him to protect the world. He just wants to fight him because that's his brother, and he loves him.
#Vergil and Dante regaining the relationship they had as kids is so important to me#Vergil getting a run-down of everything that's happened in Dante's life since DMC3 is very important to me as well#I'd pay money to see the Nero conversation on how Dante met him and how Nero came to be#“he jump kicked me in the face when we met”#dmc dante#dmc vergil#dmc5#dmc#devil may cry
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"Who did this to you? Where are they?" with Nero protecting Vergil, pretty please? Your dadgil stuff is so good!
(No proofreading we die like men)
“Nero!”
Kyrie’s squeal had him grinning. He flicked more water at the back of her neck and she spun around and threw a handful of blueberries at his face. One bounced off the tip of his nose, causing them both to laugh.
“You either help me with this pie, or you go bother someone else,” Kyrie said, grabbing the towel and wiping the water off her neck.
Nero knelt down to gather the scattered blueberries. “Yea, yea, I’ll take it seriously. But only if I get to have a slice.”
He stood and held his cupped hands out to her. She put her own hands over them, leaned forward, and kissed his nose where the blueberry had hit him.
“You can be my taste-tester,” she assured before taking the blueberries from him.
She passed him pie crust and a tin, instructing him to prepare the base for her. He got busy with the task, enjoying how mundane it all was. No demons trying to kill him, just him and Kyrie baking together while the kids played over at a friend’s house for the day. Things were rarely so quiet and peaceful for them.
So, of course, there was a sudden, alarming thump on the door that led to the garage.
They both jumped and looked at each other. Nero put a hand on Kyrie’s shoulder before heading for the door.
“Nero-” she started.
“Stay here,” he said. “I left the garage door up to air it out. Might just be an animal or something.”
Kyrie looked worried, but stayed where she was. Nero grabbed his sword as he approached the door, tightening his hold on it as he reached for the handle. Animal, his ass. It was never that simple.
He yanked the door open, sword pulled back to strike. It took him a long moment to follow the bloodstain from the door down to the crumpled heap on the ground. It took him an even longer moment to realize the crumpled heap had white hair, a blue coat, and the Yamato clutched weakly in one bloodstained hand.
“Vergil.” He dropped beside his father, grabbing lightly at his arm as his eyes scanned the garage for any sign of danger.
“Wasn’t followed.” Vergil’s voice was weak, strained.
Nero rolled him carefully onto his back, and Vergil’s breath changed from a harsh wheeze to a strained gurgle. Nero rolled him back onto his side, grimacing at the deep gashes in Vergil’s chest and stomach. Blood soaked his clothing and caked his hair to his forehead.
“Who did this to you? Where are they?” Nero demanded, his grip on his sword so tight that his knuckles were white with the force of it.
Vergil didn’t answer, his eyes closed. Nero was about to snap at him before realizing that Vergil was trying to get his breathing under control.
“Vergil,” Nero said, barely clinging to his patience. “Talk to me.”
“Demon,” Vergil managed. “Outside the…city…” He coughed hard, blood splattering from his mouth and staining his lips and chin. He wiped it away impatiently with a trembling arm.
Nero had never seen Vergil so injured before. Even after their fight, Vergil had been cut up, bruised, and winded, but still ready for another round.
The sight of him so defeated lit a rage deep in Nero’s chest. Maybe Vergil was a lousy bastard, but he was family. He was Dante’s brother.
He was Nero’s father.
Nero realized he’d pulled Vergil into his arms. Vergil was barely clinging to consciousness, likely the only reason he wasn’t complaining; Nero doubted if he’d even noticed.
“Kyrie will help you,” Nero assured.
“Don’t,” Vergil wheezed. “Dangerous.”
“It’ll be a walk in the park for me, old man,” Nero said, though he didn’t actually feel like joking. He doubted anything could beat him once the anger inside him fueled his attacks. “Stay here and rest, Vergil. Not that you have much choice.”
“Nero,” Vergil said, grabbing weakly at Nero’s arm. “Dangerous. Don’t…be…foolish.”
“Like father, like son.” Nero looked over his shoulder. “Kyrie, we need the med kit. Vergil’s hurt bad.”
Kyrie was there in a moment. She looked at Vergil in horror before composing her features and crouching beside Nero.
“Look after him,” Nero said seriously.
“Don’t let him…go,” Vergil practically growled, grabbing for Nero again.
Nero pried his hand off. Like hell was he going to sit around while the demon that did this to Vergil was still out there.
“I’ll be fine,” he promised both of them, settling his sword on his back. “I’ll be back before you know it.”
“Nero!” Vergil said angrily.
Nero was already walking away, though. His whole body vibrated with fury the longer he looked at Vergil.
He would not let anyone or anything hurt his family and get away with it.
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