#and my actual puppy

[tofangirlonly]

Said goodbye to my crazy Chloe after very nearly 11 years together this morning. 💔

Thanks for taking good care of me and letting me be your emotional support human my sweet girl 💗🐾

[annoyinglilbro]

Guys I fucked up he said he was cumming to my pictures and I said “YIPPPPEEEEE” and now I’m on read 🤧🤧🤧

I fail to see how this was the wrong response, I was expressing excitement

[prettyboy-puppy]

here we have a classic example of a submissive speaking in their native tongue. this particular phrase translates roughly to "that was really hot, please keep talking to me like that"

[grossillygirl]

i have an obsession with public groping fantasies recently. i just want my tits to be grabbed, my nipples pinched and pulled and played with. someone to rub their cock on my ass, taking my hand and making me stroke them until they cum, walking around with their cum on me uhdhdbdbdb

[tio-trile]

Oops my hands slipped. Nimona drawings

(first image inspiration from the comic:

[whollydevoured]

Taking testosterone as a trans man is like inflicting heat cycles upon yourself

Minors (under 18) and ageless blogs DNI!

[puppppppppy]

act 4 :(

@chipper-smol and i came to a realization

[8irdies]

got one of my dreamies! gund tutti frutti puppy who i named gushers!!

[pathetic-tboy]

i have a raging intelligence/dumbification kink. i loooove smart girls, i love when women are smarter than me, it makes me so horny. my girlfriend was explaining prime numbers to me because i didnt know what they were and i was like, "you are so hot can you explain hard shit to me while you choke me on your cock and laugh and call me a dumb puppy for not understanding and not being able to focus?"

[runawayfuture]

I think it's funny that Gale, Wyll, Shadowheart, and Astarion all have these moments where they're like "ok, I need to confess something that I've been hiding from you... I'm actually a horrible person because (I'm a ticking time bomb/I made a pact with a devil/I worship a goddess widely regarded as evil/I'm a vampire)" and Karlach is like "uh btw, before you start being too nice to me, the devil who made me into a living weapon might track me down and try to kidnap me back after I escaped from her" and they're all like "so I understand if you don't want to travel with me anymore, I'll pack my little bag and go... wait, I can stay? You mean it? Oh my god thank you, I'll be good just give me a chance to prove myself, I can't believe you're still letting me travel with you" and half of them just expect you to kill them on the spot once they tell you what's going on

... meanwhile Lae'zel has been up-front about all her crazy stuff from the moment you met and she thinks you're either insane or the stupidest creature alive if you don't want her to tag along. what a queen

[tofangirlonly]

One furry noodle of insanity is snoring on the couch.

One feisty marshmallow of floof has many post bedtime Thoughts that must be shared.

The two moods.

[ftmboysstuff]

Thinking about being thrown onto the bed, hands tied to the headboard and a blindfold tied around my head, not knowing what’s going on or coming next. Thinking about a vibrator being placed on my tdick at the highest setting, I’m screaming and jolting trying to run away from the pleasure only to hear a low chuckle from my dom as they take the vibe away and tell me it’s only the beginning. Dazed and overwhelmed I can only whimper when something gets slotted between my thighs and into my boycunt. And as I get pounded and forced to orgasm over and over again, my dom is begging me for just one more orgasm, one more and we can be done, y’know, just silly thoughts

[ickysubbyboi]

There’s something so hot yet frustrating about a girl texting you the most dirty things while you’re in public and unable to do nothing about it. Just sitting there while she texts me how much she wants to touch me, kiss me, choke me and pin me to a wall to fuck me until I’m a whimpering mess. And all I can do is try to hide my boner and start worrying about the wet mess I’m making on my underwear. It really feels like torture..

[dayurno]

sometimes i’m sooooo blown away by the fact that kevin is so smart……. like yes he is the fox with the highest grades despite being also the fox with the tightest training schedule and yes he canonically gets called an obsessive genius and yes the extra content explicitly says he is both very smart and very willing to teach people. but really i am thinking about kevin playing reporters like fiddles, jean calling kevin too good of a liar to ever let anything slip, kevin going up to andrew post-game and wordlessly helping cover up the fact andrew is off his medicine by pretending andrew’s racquet had broken (and then proceeding to discreetly crush it in his hand when the foxes gather around andrew), kevin living a lifetime of walking on the edge of riko’s knife, kevin hiding french, hiding thea, kevin spotting potential from a mile away, kevin who even riko thought was brilliant and sharp-tongued. yeah……..!

[kittykatninja321]

Very deeply annoyed by the fanon idea that Talia treated Jason like a pet or a tool when he was catatonic, because when you actually read lost days you can clearly see that Talia is literally the only person who looked at Jason while he was catatonic and still saw a person and treated him like a person while everyone else around her (Ra’s and the doctor she hired) was ready to dismiss Jason as an empty shell

[ditzyblues]

huge announcement: i'm a furry