#and mutants

[demoxal]

HEY HERE'S HOW A PAIR OF CONJOINED TROLLS CAN SURVIVE ON ALTERNIA

Okay, there's a LOT of LORE to them, but the GIST is: some PURPLEBLOODS STOLE a LIME GRUB to use its BLOOD to make SOPOR when it GROWS UP (which they are STILL USING THEM FOR, BTW) but it tried to SPLIT INTO TWINS when PUPATING (because TROLLS can have that HAPPEN before HATCHING AND before PUPATION because there ain't no way they aren't TURNING INTO GOO like a BUTTERFLY in there) and uh. It kinda did? They have THREE LUNGS and the LEFT ONE (on our RIGHT when looking at them HEAD-ON BC I know it's CONFUSING) has PART of a PELVIS. It's fused with the RIGHT ONE'S, obviously. They are still KEPT for BLOOD and as a FUNNY LITTLE GUY.

They are SO based on EVELYN EVELYN that that is THEIR SHARED NAME, because of course trolls would name a pair of CONJOINED TWINS that. Their given SIGN is a PURPLEBLOOD ONE, their actual SIGNS are CANCER for the RIGHT ONE and CANCEN for the LEFT ONE. YES, I am aware that EVERYTHING about their SITUATION is REALLY FUCKED UP, that's the POINT. I USE TROLLS TO REFLECT SOCIETAL INJUSTICES OF THE REAL WORLD, DON'T @ ME

ADDITIONAL FACTS: the RIGHT EVELYN uses she/her and the left one uses they/them and is the ONLY PERSON who uses their sister's CORRECT PRONOUNS because NOBODY ever TALKS about JUST ONE OF THEM. The RIGHT EVELYN has TWO LEGS and ONE ARM (as you can SEE) but the LEFT ONE can still FEEL THEM because their NERVOUS SYSTEM is SHARED. Same goes for RIGHT EVELYN feeling the LEFT ONE'S LEG and ARM. IF they ever played SBuRB they'd have SEPARATE DREAM SELVES on DIFFERENT MOONS and DIFFERENT CLASSES but THE SAME ASPECT, QUEST BED AND LAND. The LEFT ONE'S HORNS were CURLING INTO THEIR EYES so they got FILED DOWN TO THE BASE just to be safe. Their HORNS and HAIR also GROW A LITTLE FASTER than the RIGHT ONE'S do.

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[lovelywingsart]

I don't really brag about the way my brain works but one thing I have grown to love so much about it is how I can get so invested in a character/universe that alot of shit I do with them could very well be considered canon because I'm a fucking stickler for making things make sense in-universe because I cannot function properly otherwise

Off topic I love giving characters more trauma than they already had

[miniyunart]

[prepare4trouble]

Does anybody else track their life though a series of obsessions? Like “ah yes, i remember that happening, i was obsessing over Star Gate Atlantis at the time,” or, “this was during my Supernatural era.” I can map out my whole life in this way.

[lace-sutures]

this is how ive always imagined cloaking brooches working on animal-born mutants lolol

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do consider Wolverine's interactions with Jean and Scott in the first X-Men movie to be sort of an inverse unicorn hunter scenario. sometimes the unicorn hunts you. aggressively.

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Happy New year everybody!

I’m so tired and everything is on fire (literally)

Hope everyone is staying safe out there and had a good time for the holidays. I’ll post some more doodles soon hopefully :)

[orione-n-stars]

Just Two Leaders (both are dorks) ❤︎

[sanitynovels]

Act natural 🐢

[soranatus]

Richard Chen’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Part V

[colorstrike624]

No but seriously the things turtles can do are unhinged.

[djpachipikachu]

needed to draw some stupid shit

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time