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🎶Halloweenish insect! Cameron Highlands!🎵

Larva of the net-winged beetle - Macrolibnetis depressus, family Lycidae, Cameron Highlands, Malaysia

photograph by Artur Tomaszek

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🎶Fluffy little primate! Snowy power!🎵

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🎶Everybody stay warm! Blessed Yuletide!🎵

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🎶Happy Halloween month! Tumblr Christmas!🎵

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🎶I could really use this! (Mostly joking!)🎵

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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🎶That is not how that works! Dino plower!🎵

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🎶Also merry Christmas! Almost Kwanzaa!🎵

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🎶Pigeon with a tumblr! Hunt-and-pecking!🎵

time to make a fucking POST babes

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🎶Condiment but badass! Spreading power!🎵

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🎶Mine was 'cause of Bowie! What about y'all?🎵

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(to the tune of the B-52s' "Love Shack")

The Rooooorschach is a little ink blot where! You can see a peniiiiiiiiiiiiiis

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🎶Pony with an airdrop! Classroom pranker!🎵

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”