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Put everything down I've made the best fucking screenshot of Astarion ever
This is so fucking him in one picture, P E R F E C T I O N
Gods he's such a fucking mood istg
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Dick: I made a mistake
Jason: What you do?
Dick: It's bad
Tim: How bad?
Dick: I think Bruce is going to take me out of the trust fund bad
Damian: Worry no, Richard, for I shall care for you when you are old, wrinkled, and gross. I have more than enough funds for both of us.
Dick: Thanks Dami
Jason: So what'd you do?
Dick: Remember Danny Phantom? That ghost hero that saved the planet from an asteroid?
Tim: Yeah, he does good, clean work. Bruce considered offering him a spot in the Justice League before he suddenly announced he planned to retire from the hero scene.
Dick: I slept with him.
Damian: I beg your pardon?
Dick: And I left before he could wake up the following day, ignored all his calls 'cause he was my rebound when Kori and I split and haven't seen him in almost five years. I just saw him.
Jason: Alright, he's your ex, and you ran into him. He's probably mad at you since that was a bit shitty. But that's not too bad; I don't think Bruce will disown you-
Dick: Yeah turns out Phantom isn't a human ghost. I don't know what he is, but he is a different species, which means his kind reproduces differently, and he was walking hand in hand with a miniature version of me. A version that was five years old. I stole some of the kid's hair, and well.....I have a son I never knew about because I blocked Danny after our one night since I got what I wanted from him.
Tim/Jason: .....
Damian: I regret to inform you, Deadbeat, that no funds are available for you. Or ever. You will die alone. Hungry and scared.
Dick: Trust me I know I deserve that. God! What am I going to do!?
Meanwhile clear across the city
Dan: Are you sure no one will notice me overshadowing this body?
Danny: Nah, it's a failed cloning experiment between me and my ex. It never had a soul. Think of it like it's a meat suit. If anything, I can just keep telling people you're my son.
Dan: Why did you try to clone your ex anyway?
Danny: I'm bored Dan. I'm so bored, there is nothing for me to do now that I retired Phantom.
Dan: That's fair. Boredom is the worst. That's why I choose to visit the human world, though it is weird to be corporal after all this time.
Danny: Do you miss being a halfa?
Dan: Sometimes. But I brought upon myself, I did kill my human side, so I appreciate you leaning me the meat suit. Now tell me about that ex.
Danny: Ancients, where do I even start. His mullet? Blagh! His diet? Blagh!
Dan: He hot?
Danny: So hot.
Dan: Nice.
#dcxdpdabbles#mun speaks#from a fic i never wrote#In wich Dan is overshadowing a not real body#And Dick is panicking at what he thinks is mpreg#Danny sometimes thinks about Dick#death defying
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I'm realizing that Stan is actually incredibly smart. Like in a Ford kind of way to some extent.
Like yes Stan's street smart and life smart but he's also got the smarts that Ford's praised for. Because he had rebuilt the portal and figured out his brother's notes and equations.
Like do you know how hard math is on Ford and Fiddleford's level of expertise??? How complicated and delicate it is????? Especially the kind that brings portals to life???? And Stan figured it out. Had taught himself to read and comprehend these difficult things. Difficult things that requires college degrees in science and mathematics.
And Stan did this on an incomplete high school grade level of academics.
That's fucking nuts. Sure it took 30 years but he learned it. By himself, can you imagine how frustrated he got, teaching himself Ford's educational level??? Using his mechanical skills of fixing his car to be up to par to Fiddleford's impressive craftsmanship????
And I can just see how Ford and Fiddleford react post apocalypse. Ford doing equations and science stuff and talking while Fiddleford listens and gives his input when Stan pipes up unintentionally and puts his hat into the ring. And it's mathematically sound?? And these two men are just blown away cuz what the actual hell?? Ford's immediately questioning Stan, wanting to hear his thoughts while Fiddleford watches impressed and Stan's mortified and a bit overwhelmed. Or Fiddleford working on something and Ford's watching him when Stan points out a better way to make a part work and Fidds is like omg thank you Stanley??? And Ford's looking at his little brother dumbfounded and itching to bomb him with questions and whatnot.
Stan never knows peace afterwards.
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#my writing#kinda#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls spoilers#gravity falls book of bill#gravity falls stan pines#gravity falls ford pines#gravity falls fiddleford#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stan and ford#ford and stan#stan twins#mystery trio#sea grunks#I know I'm not the first one who thought of this but it's actually like really hitting me that Stan's hella smart#he just doesn't realize it
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The older I get, and the more on fire the world seems to be the more I feel comforted and SEEN by Sir Terry Pratchett and Discworld.
Not because all the books are inherently comfortable so much as because they feel like someone taking you by the hand and saying; “I know. I’m just as angry about this bullshit. But we can hold hands. But the sun still rises. But hope is still important. Hope wears steel toed boots and smiles with pink and bloody teeth and will make you laugh and will make you cry. It’s not okay. But we’re in the shit together, and some day it’s gonna be less shit.”
This got away from me.
What I’m saying is, I’ve got a shovel.
#discworld#terry pratchett#hogfather#I was doing my annual reread and got. emotional.#gnu terry pratchett#mun talk
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If I had a nickle every time there was a morally ambiguous grey haired man who always wears a business suit with a red tie and has an affinity for the Packers Football team in a kids cartoon I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
#mun speaks#gravity falls#danny phantom#phandom#they have nearly the same tie#every time I am reminded of this it does psychic damage to me#there are more similarities too#both of them only soft swear#they are both Emotionally Compromised
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Blood samples with Dr. Laurence! Though, he might enjoy taking your blood a little too much. Laurence just loves keeping parts of you to keep with him.. And your blood isn't exempt from that.
Also, if you'd like to get early access to my artwork/content, you can receive updates in my server!!
#yandere#yancore#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#yandere oc#male yandere#yandere x reader#//mun kiki#yandere drabbles#yanderecore#yandere headcanons#dr.laurence#yandere x y/n#yandere art#comic#mun kiki art
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Local Lightning God Reportedly "Not Terribly Enthused" To Have Several Dozen Electrovores As Houseguests
#connie post#pkmn irl#pokemon irl#pokeblogging#zekrom tag#zekrom#joltik#pokemon bw#pokemon black and white#mun art#minskt arc#ic photos
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[MUN- Hello all! As you can tell I am trying something new. From now on the storyline from before will be referenced as a ‘past event’ and the present is where asks will take place! Thank you all for patiently waiting]
#still trying to figure out how to make comics#so excuse the messiness#spared!macaque#mun speaks#sun wukong#six eared macaque#jttw#ask#monkey king#jttw sun wukong#comic#au
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Shout out to bubbles for being the one Powerpuff Girl who bit the villains, can relate. Was my number one way of retaliating at that age.
#Mun talks#I really was just like Bubbles for real#Bubbles#Bubbles PPG#Powerpuff Girls#PPG#Powerpuff girls Bubbles#PPG 1998#Powerpuff Girls 1998
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..............I love him so much. 😩
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Walking Wake
#pokemon#pokemon scarlet#pokemon scarlet and violet#walking wake#suicune#pokemon spoilers#mun scribbles#LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH!!!!
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Me: I'm tired
My brain at 2 am:
Bruce adopts recently orphaned Danny.
Overdone. Overused. Still beloved.
Danny adopts recently orphanded Bruce.
Bruce's right to his wealth and title in question due to his parents not updating their wills. Instead, forgetting they put Danny as beneficiary years before Bruce was born. Danny, being Thomas' distant cousin that he loved like a brother. They grew up apart in Adult Hood, which why Thomas forgot.
Now Danny has to raise a traumatized little boy while everyone around them - including Alfred - thinks he will scam Bruce of his inheritance.
Glorious. The potential. The struggle. The slight attraction between overprotective Butler and New Master of the house.
Me: Please let me rest.
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SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-
THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????
THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls book#gf book#gravity falls spoilers#gravity falls lost legends#gf lost legends#gravity falls pines bros mystery#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford pines#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls stan pines#gf stanford#gf stanley#gf ford pines#gf stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#sibling brothers#stan twins#pines twins#original mystery twins#I'M CACKLING THESE FUCKING LIL GUYS ARE A RIOT
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Happy 10 Years of Big Hero 6!
November 7, 2014
#animationedit#disneyedit#bh6edit#big hero 6#bh6#hiro hamada#disney#gifs#mun's gifs#mun's stuff#userjai#adisgifs#disneyfeverdaily#disneyfilms#fyeahdisney#fyeahmovies#moviegifs#cinemapix#dailyflicks#animationsdaily#better late than never I guess#it's stil November 7th somewhere in the world right
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creatures in art: ghosts
#artist is josef mandl#artist is tony robert-fleury#unknown artist#artist is theodor matthias von holst#artist is frederick james shields#artist is richard tennant cooper#artist is alfred james munnings#artist is alfred james munnings-#artist is carl gustav carus#art#art history#artedit#arthistoryedit#*mine*#ghosts
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