#and mum almost had a heart attack when i mentioned just visiting adelaide for a week

[unamused-kookaburra]

I wasn't expecting lady bird to get to me as much as it did and now I'm just sitting here like

[mintedwitcher]

92 Things

Got this idea from @racheloddment since they tagged anyone who read their full post. So buckle up fuckers, here we go. (I’m putting most of this under a cut because it’s long as fuck)

Rules: Answer these 92 questions and tag 20 people 

(Since I’m too lazy to tag 20, I’m just gonna tag @screwthissite and anyone else who wants to torture themselves can go for it) 

THE LAST:  1. Drink: coffee  2. Phone call: my mum two days ago trying to find out where the hell my sisters were  3. Text message: my Nan  4. Song you listened to: Thunder by Imagine Dragons (also the entire Evolve album cus its a jam)  5. Time you cried: uhhhhhhh few days ago, last time I had a panic attack lmao 

HAVE YOU:  6. Dated someone twice? Yep  7. Kissed someone and regretted it? Yep  8. Been cheated on? Yep  9. Lost someone special? Yep  10. Been depressed? Lmao yep  11. Gotten drunk and thrown up? Yeah but never thrown up. I don’t get sick or hungover when I drink, no matter how much I drink. 

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:  12-14: Red, pink, blue 

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:  15. Made new friends? Yes!!  16. Fallen out of love? Eh not yet  17. Laughed until you cried? Last night; my sisters and I get kinda ridiculous together lmao  18. Found out someone was talking about you? Uhhhh...... do we mean like... casual mentions or talking shit because tbh I have no idea either way  19. Met someone who changed you? Idk if I would say ‘changed’... 20. Found out who your friends are? Yeah, the ones who don’t call me a two faced whore on Facebook for having social anxiety and not being able to socialise :) fuck you, btw. 

GENERAL:  (21 seems to have vanished) 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl? Almost all of them tbh I don’t have many Facebook friends anyway, most of them are family.  23. Do you have any pets? Yeah, three dogs (Ben, Jasper, and Dusty) and one cat (Callie)  24. Do you want to change your name? Yes!  25. What did you do for your last birthday? Spent it at home, writing, and had cake at some point. Idk I don’t really remember?  26. What time did you wake up? About 10-ish?  27. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping for a change  28. Something you can’t wait for? Getting my septum piercing for my birthday this year 29. When was the last time you saw your mum? Yesterday  30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life? I’d change my financial situation first (31 has disappeared too)  32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Yeah he used to be my best friend  33. Something that is getting on your nerves? My dog wandering in and out of every room in the house 34. Most visited website? This hellscape  35. Moles? I have a few on my arms  36. Marks? Lots of scars, a birthmark, and some freckles  37. Childhood dream? Superstar! Or a show horse rider (thanks, Saddle Club)  38. Hair colour? Right now its dark brown - I miss my red hair though... might dye it again soon...  39. Long or short hair? As in... preference, or current situation... cus like... it’s short now but god I miss my long hair  40. Do you have a crush on someone? yep  41. What do you like about yourself? I’m creative  42. Piercings? None yet (aside from my earlobes but they healed over)  43. Blood type? Haha I actually don’t know  44. Nickname? Bob, Bubbles, Freak, Alpha  45. Relationship status: TBD  46. Zodiac? Sagittarius  47. Pronouns: she/her/they/them (very rarely he/him)  48. Favourite TV show? NINE NINE! (Seriously, Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift to the universe). Friends will always have a special place in my heart. HIMYM is a guilty pleasure. Buffy. Avatar: The Last Airbender is a classic.  49. Tattoos? None yet :(  50. Right or left handed? Right  51. Surgery? I had my tonsils removed when I was seven but that’s it  52. Hair dyed a different colour? I’ve gone red, black, blue, and purple. I miss the red most.  53. Sport? Martial arts  (54 has disappeared too)  55. Vacation? Tasmania when I was eight; England when I was two. Haven’t left my town for a vacation since, aside from the Adelaide trip in 2015, but that wasn’t a vacation since I was working.  56. Pair of trainers: (AKA, sneakers or tennis shoes, even though they’re all v different things wtf) I have a pair of custom trainers fitted to my feet, because I have an uneven gait and my hips and knees are all kinds of fucked up from it. 

MORE GENERAL:  57. Eating? Nothing now, but just finished some leftover soup from last night  58. Drinking? Coffee 59. I’m about to: grab a couple biscuits because I’m also writing and I need snacks (I also really need a chewy stim toy at some point because I kinda destroyed my favourite pen by chewing it while I work)  (60 & 61 have disappeared)  62. Want: my sister to leave me alone for ten minutes so I can actually get some work done 63. Get married? Maybe someday, but it’s not a priority  64. Career: Writer, please, damn. But barring that, maybe a teacher 

WHICH IS BETTER:  65. Hugs or kisses? Both  66. Lips or eyes? Eyes  67. Shorter or taller? Taller, but if they make short jokes, I’ll cut their legs in half and walk away.  68. Older or younger? I try to stick to my own age thanks  (69 has disappeared)  70. Nice arms or a nice stomach? Nice arms fuck me right up  71. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive  72. Hook up or relationship? Relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant? Troublemakers are fun 

HAVE YOU EVER:  74. Kissed a stranger? Once or twice  75. Drank hard liquor? Yeah  76. Lost glasses/contact lenses? Nope, I don’t need them  77. Turned someone down? Yeah a few times  78. Sex on the first date? That would require actually being taken on a successful date (I’ve only been on one and it was a disaster)  79. Broken someone’s heart? Yeah  80. Had your heart broken? More times than I care to admit  81. Been arrested? Nope  82. Cried when someone died? Yeah  83. Fallen for a friend? So many times 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:  84. Yourself? No  85. Miracles? No  86. Love at first sight? Eh... undecided  87. Santa Claus? Not since I was seven  88. Kiss on the first date? Again, it requires being taken on a date 

OTHER:  90. Current best friend name: Jack and Amer  91. Eye colour: Blue/grey (depends on lighting idk)  92. Favourite movie: Captain America: The Winter Soldier, or Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.