#and monty would be the chaotic uncle

[ruubesz-draws]

Monty would be the feral uncle

[ledarth]

Le Pretty Boy...

Samee Rostami

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❝ Do good people never get tired of being so blandly moral ? What's an infringement to your own rules but a byway ? ❞

Age:: 21 years old.

Height:: 183 cm.

Born in Tangers, Morroco. He was raised there alongside his siblings until the age of 9, when his parents disappeared in circumstances that remain unclear. Afterwards he was taken in by his aunt who was the wife of a diplomat so they moved around a bit.

Polyglot:: Arabic (both darija and literary), English, French, Elementary Turkish and Urdu, and the most basic Korean.

Alignment:: Chaotic Neutral.

Sexuality:: Bisexual who values intellect most.

Hobbies:: He's learnt to play poker quite young, with his father and his friends, they'd sit on a small terrace with mint tea and never bet anything but cigarets. His dad also considered football his second religion, Zidane a god amongst men, so football, not only playing it but knowing the players and the surrounding culture naturally became a hobby of his that he kept on as an homage to his gone old man. He learnt cooking along with his younger sisters because his aunt believed it was just as instructive for a guy than for a girl and saw no reason for him not to learn how to make a good kefta. On his own, he developped his taste for cooking and got interested in other cultures. He particularly enjoy latkes and quiches.

Specie:: Varies on the verse.

Riordanverse: Magician of the Fourteenth Nome, Follower of Toth.

TVD/TO: Witch with a specialisation as a clairvoyant. Much like Alexis, vampires drinking his blood are able to see bits of his visions with clarity and drinking directly from him helps him better forecast/prophesies someone's future. He is also, of course, capable of casting spells and making potions.

The Sandman (tv series): He had an accident and got stuck in a coma. After wandering beyond his own reveries and spending some time at Fiddler's Green, he started to explore more of the Dreaming, ending up in its ruler's castle, fairly confused because he hadn't ran into anybody else yet. He'd thought he was alone for a while after leaving his own dream behind. (Dead Boy Detectives Extension: He wakes up ultimately, able to see ghosts. Charles and Edwin are both wary of him because of the Monty debacle but he's just not sure who he is anymore and would appreciate their help figuring it out. He's been recommended by a ghost after a chat about his time wandering around Morpheus' realm, and how it was all he remembered now.)

Person of Interest: His number came up, as diplomats and their family do get assigned social security numbers in the U.S.A. Why did his number come up? He is to be abducted by a group of mercenaries paid by Algerian ultranationalists following some declarations of his uncle that have been interpreted as supporting the self-determination of Kabylia.

To Be Added.

Personality:: At first glance, Samee is beautiful, an appearance that marks, all sharp and full features. He knows that, and that makes him cunning. Born with his eyes on the prize, his aim in life is to succeed. Now success can take different meanings throughout time, but he always is working in order to achieve a certain goal. He is crafty, meticulous really, when it comes down to do securing something for himself, thinking two steps ahead to ensure his success. As a result, he merely sees deceit as just another tool and poorly handles criticism. But he doesn't like to listen to people telling him how to improve himself. He'd rather reflect on it on his own than hear someone else point out what he did wrong for him. Interestingly though, he isn't materialistic. He has little interest for ostentatious displays of wealth that he mostly finds gaudy. He doesn't care about what people have, he cares about what they seek to obtain, what they're willing to fight for. Their aims, their purpose. Fundamentally optimistic, he likes to see the glass as half-full and is looking for a way to fill it to the brim. That makes him the successful social animal, able to draw in people and keep them entertained. It also makes him a passionate young man who believes in what he does and work tenaciously with the faith of someone who knows they will succeed if they try hard enough. Greatly helped by his retentive memory, his observation skills are impeccable. He excels at analyzing/cold reading people, easily able to understand what's driving them and what they expect from him. This perhaps makes him a little jaded, growing up surrounded by people who either wanted something from him/his family or had to play pretend for a living. Now he does the same, masks his intentions in indolent smiles and polite niceties. Though they are few people he holds close, Adil does love fiercely. Passionate in all things, his emotions are often heightened, himself being very eager to feel them fully, to relish in them, good or bad.

Backstory:: To Be Written.

[bluegamerchick]

May I request some fluffy headcanons post-if Monty and the others managed to break through the mind control (or in case you crave the angst, it can be after Fred gets the 3 upgrades/boss battles with the band members)🥺👉👈

Imma give you both, before I have ideas for both. I will spilt them apart. So if you crave angst, just hit the "Read More" tag to see the angst. And if you don't want it, just skip it and read the fluff uwu.

Fluff -It is an apology fest. Each one of is apologizes to Gregory and Freddy for chasing them around and giving them a hard time.

-After it's over, they are all so excited to properly meet Gregory.

-Chica is the first, being the most social of the group, next to Freddy of course. She picks up Gregory and spins around with him, asking him all sorts of questions. Like what's his favorite food, his favorite pizza topping, etc.

-Next would be Roxy, she offers to race him in her race track or take a spin with him. She would replace the driver assist bot and help the kid out. Let him ride of her back when she's running on all fours too.

-Lastly, Monty. I can honestly see Monty at first just wandering off after the apology fest because he's setting up the golf course. Once Gregory comes over, Monty offers to play some rounds with the kid to make-up for his treatment. He probably carries Gregory around the most, either under his arm or in his arms. Gives the kid his shades and sometimes preens his hair with his teeth.

-As for the animatronics and Freddy, it all varies.

-Chica give Freddy a big ol bear hug, squeezing him and just rapid apologies even if she already apologized. She offers to babysit Gregory, help Freddy out as much as she can, etc to make up for how she acted.

-Roxy just feel ashamed and can't look at Freddy for a bit, but finally comes around after a bit. Like Chica, she offers to watch Gregory and also tries to help Freddy and his work load. She probably uses her eyes a lot for the two and travels with them the most and acts as a look out for Vanny.

-Monty is more on the awkward end of things. He's rubbing the back of his neck, and and stammering over his words. He feels so embarrassed and guilty for his actions. He's more mellow when talking to Freddy about it, and probably asking if he hurt the bear when he was under Vanny's control.

-On a more shipping note, it's the same thing but more touchy feely. Monty is nuzzling under Freddy's head despite Monty being a bit taller than the bear and leaning into him. His arms wrapped around Freddy as he talks. Probably asking if he hurt him or Gregory too badly while under Vanny's control and saying she'll pay for this.

-Still on the shipping note, Monty probably teases Freddy about adopting a little cub/hatchling. "Cher~ I know you always look those happy families with their hatchlings, but I would have liked if you ran it by me first. Not like I'm complaining though, I like the little bratty cub you adopted"

-As for Sun and Moon since i nearly forgot about, oof. Sun lets him into the daycare and plays with him a lot. Probably even lets him hide in there when Vanny comes a chasing. As for Moon, Moon is still his creepy self. Buuut, now it's on Gregory's side of things. Aka Moon will harass Vanny oof.

-Overall, Gregory ends up getting two aunts and uncle or 2nd dad (depending on how you look at Freddy and Monty's relationship ) and like a chaotic older sibling in Sun and Moon.

Here's the angst part, feel free to skip it if you don't wanna read it!

Angst -It was like a slow break, before the agonizing pain of missing parts broke them through it.

-Sure they were all pissed when their parts were stolen, but once they found it was so Gregory could survive, could escape them, it shattered them.

-But God that doesn't stop the fact they are in pain. Monty grasping onto life barely, sometimes laying still because the pain of missing his hands and legs is too much. Roxy tries use her hearing now to help them, but the pain in her face makes her cry and she crumbles down a lot. Chica is no assistance but she gives Gregory a part pass so he can get other stuff or find new locations to explore or play new games.

-As for Freddy, they try to comfort him, saying they'll be fine, they can be fixed. They try to put a brave face, even as their bodies scream at the them to rest and enter a shut down mode until they can get repaired.

-Chica is the first to break when she sees Freddy's scared and worried face. She let's out a choked static cry and she buries her face into Freddy's chest. She tries to apologizes, tries to say sorry and tell him to push on, but it's just static garble. She feels horrible for putting Freddy in so much pain and worry about her. If she had a mouth again, she would be stress eating since she realized she probably gave Freddy the horrible fear of "What if Chica got replaced because she acting off" like what probably happen to Bonnie and Foxy.

-Roxy would try to keep a straight face, probably joking.

-"Hey soo when you are done, can I get my eyes back?"

-But let's be honest the wolf is gonna break after a bit. She feels useless to the duo and scared she'll hurt them again. She probably hides in her room after awhile because she feels so useless to them.

-Monty is the only in this panic but forced mellow energy.

-He is in pain, he took the most damage. He tries to crawl to Freddy, muffling his pained noised and blocking out the sound of his metal scrapping against the floor. He likes noses at Freddy, let out a deep rumble to comfort the guy. He probably asks if Freddy can just carry him to his room, since he doesn't have the energy to crawl anymore.

-Shipping note, it's the same thing, just Monty trying to pressed a kiss to Freddy's cheek or Freddy hugging him tightly.

-For Sun and Moon, yes I am throwing them in here too even if it's tech not a boss battle? Sun is just panic 24/7 now. Moon tried to kill Gregory. Moon nearly killed Freddy. Oh hell no he is not moving from the daycare. He is too scared to hurt them. Moon is just processing it all because he can't remember what he did. Help.

-The main three do get repaired in the end, but the damage was done and there is so much phantom pain. Monty joints lock up and there are days he doesn't wanna perform or move because the agonizing pain is still there. Sometimes Chica doesn't talk and has to place a hand over where her voice box is to remember she can speak again. Roxy is constantly rubbing at her face or looking in the mirror to make sure her eyes are there and it isn't a dream.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

If Monty was potecting Gregory instend of Freddy

* Monty would have more fun chaotic uncle enegry than dad enegry *

* Monty would  be really  surpise that Gregory isn’t afaird of him and that Gregory actally trust   along with Greogry  telling   Monty that he   is really cool causing Monty to be in tears due to the fact that he never have a fan before due to the fact that childen are ususally afarid of him *

*  Monty would  be 100 perncet be on board with  Gregory plan of destorying the other  animatronics   for their parts yet would be a little  bit  hesitatie of destorying Roxanne since he is quite close with   Roxanne due to the fact they are both new to the band and see her as sister  *  

* Monty would still have anger issues but would go into another room everytime he get angry since he doesn’t want to scare off the only fan that he have or use his anger to figth off the other  animatronics    especially if they are really close to Gregory *

* instend of hiding inside Monty, Gregory  just  would ride behind the his back or on top of his shoulder * 

* instend of passes, Gregory would get different craws for Monty to used to  rid down the doors so Greogory can enter the area  *

* Monty would definitely put definitely sunglasses on Greogory *

* The game would be more comedic*

here a  Example: 

Gregory: A  crappy Mr Hippo pin? ...lame..

Monty:  ugh I know  right ...Do YoU WaNt ME To Eat It?

* Monty would show more of his  slowly soft side toward Greogory yet still remind as a tough chaotic  gator  *

* Monty refused to enter Bonnie’s bowling area and would make up a exuse to why he doesn’t want to enter there as he look away very  nervously  even if he fully charge ( i have a headconon that it not just Freddy that need be  charge but all the Glamrock animatronics  need to be  charge )  *

*  Monty nickname for  Gregory  would be little man *

* There a boss battle where you get to play as Monty figthing off   against Glamrock Freddy * (THE BOTS ARE FIGTHING )

[joshbruh10x]

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That's 3,632 more posts than 2021!

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Longest Tag: 106 characters

#also i placed him there instead of trainer monty because i didnt wanna draw like 3 human montys in one pic

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

So yeah It's like valentine's now so I made some sketches of ships bc I'm bored

TW: All ships are gay, nothing you can do about it

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139 notes - Posted February 14, 2022

#4

Just another random comic I made

Gregory and Monty are Uncle and Nephew and if not, they probs are just the chaotic duo who loves causing havoc at the middle of the night. Just a headcanon lmao.

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200 notes - Posted January 17, 2022

#3

Ok, headcanon time

Monty is a pretty prideful and strong person but when he's upset I would usually think he would be very aggressive until Freddy and Bonnie step in and he just goes s o f t. This gator will and tell you how he feels and let's it all out to the people who really understand him. I would see him acting the same towards Roxy since they are very close but Freddy usually finds him first.

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315 notes - Posted February 8, 2022

#2

Drawing Fazcules of other people here on Tumblr because I got really bored and I saw everyone's random art styles and decided to draw something for you guys (sorry if I messed some designs up eheh)

Also sorry in advance for @-ing y'all if you didn't want to get @'t

@fnaf-askblog

Your designs are cute and I love em, they're very cartoony. Also SHORT MONTY SUPREMACY

@freddys-ass

The eyes were a struggle to draw and sorry I have no idea how to draw buff people or abs but buff Freddy and Monty? Hell yes

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323 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Happy love month or smth idk. You know what that means, I can ship anyone without being criticized for it so BEAT IT. Was supposed to make art bout Roxy and Chica but ahha this ship too cute.

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424 notes - Posted February 2, 2022

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[enderlyghost]

So Monty has a very out there ball of energy i'm too cool for this attitude but when his little regresses he's just very soft. He may not be a father figure like freddy and maybe he struggles in a few places but you're never hurt and you're always laughing. He's like the chaotic uncle kind of caregiver and his little loves it

AWW

even if he does get angry he could never stay mad at you, and he would NEVER let his anger get the best of him while you’re little

[plainvanillapotato]

the 100 diaries S1 E12

quarantine diaries: may 26 2020

season 1 episode 12: “We Are Grounders: Part I”

🎶“we are [grounders] bum ba dum bum bum bum bum”🎶...i cant be the only one. don’t lie to me like that. you thought it too huh?

“look inside. find your peace” - jaha (1:45) spittin some uncle iroh wise talk here. while also being like YOLO. live it up bitches cuz we all gone die. 

wait did he say commander. so anya isn’t top dog. please tell me my killmonger theory is right. cuz if so this will officially become the best show ever!

haha they really expect me to believe that they killed finn off screen. bitch i think not

what is this star wars? with this chain? clarke is no princess leia.

murphy. big yikes. he’s killing more of the 100 than the grounders. and jasper is just like cool. cool. cool. cool. trying to pretend that he didn’t just see murphy straight up murder that guy

there is no way that these smucks are going to win against the grounders. with this internal conflict. i think not.

this really just turned into a hostage situation. how would have thought. not me. this show constantly just throws in these random situations and i love it. but murphys character just keeps getting worse the more i watch. murphy just stop. just fucking stop it.

waht the hell is that hose clarke is riding. it kinda looks like a thestral to me just minus the wings

plot armor is strong with finn. but i shouldnt be surprised considering that its apparently going to be a wild ride with finns character development

licoln!!! how do these grounders still trust lincoln? also i wish we saw from licolns POV trying to save finn cuz that had to have been epic. did he really all do this for octavia tho? man is whipped for octavia. but is she worth it tho. what does she bring to the table? ***yeah yeah yeah i know that he doing because “what his people are doing to there people is wrong” or whatever but really tho we know this is all for octavia’s pussy.

a mine or is this the cave to two lovers. because i really here for it.

wow is there a slight hint of a romance between abby and jackson. ok cougar. if anyone is questioning me on they’re little heart to heart scene starts on 14:40 and by the end of if jackson is really up in abby’s personal space. plus they might as well because yolo

jasper is not worth trading in prettyboy bellamy.  

“you people are so soft”- lincoln (20:50) and i agree these spacers are gonna get absolutely destroyed by the grounders. like they can’t even keep the peace within their own people. fucking murphy.

honestly bellamy has a lot of faith in raven and jasper to save him during this hostage situation. i could never. 

without bellamy or clakre. the 100 are dead cuz they really didn’t give any characteristics to any of the the other kids in the 100

“we can make bomb.” jasper has its priorities straight. nooo save bellamy first then we can talk bombs.

aaw murphy just wants empathy. **gag** murphy is emo boi went wrong

that cute little family video with clark and wells. giving jaha nostalgia and ideas of how to save his people. but imagine if these to be in modern times. ppl would really be rewatching old vines and tiktoks

headcanon for murphy: murphy is definitely into BDSM. he is waaay too into hanging bellamy to convince me otherwise.

reapers?! bro y’all better get outta there. they look like straight up savages. yeah dont fuck with them

i dont know lincoln that well but this seem a little OOC for him. like really all this is for octavia??? she really that good in bed that youre willing to help her friends against these terrifying motherfucking savages and your girl isn’t even here to see this all happen. hmmmm.. also lets all remember the time that lincoln stabbed finn. now they’re best buds i guess. but at the same time clarke and finn are a little too okay with sending lincoln to his death 

mario cart with a dead but also alive body...this better be important and not just some random plot point that they just threw in here for the ‘wtf is happening’ asthestic but that is never explained

ooo kill’em finn. really resourceful with that rock. no gun. no problem. honestly tho. this show talks a lot about guns but then majority of the deaths we see are not gun related at all. im thinking rn and i cannot come with a single character that has died by a gun shot yet.....

bellamy nooo.. i know he as plot armor but i really don’t wanna see my boy be hanging like that

these guns running out of bullets is a big trope in the show. and im tried of it. 

“i swear to god, the more we learn about this place, the less we know”- clarke (33:57) gurl same. literally when i think i know where his show is going bam! explosion. bam! weird plot point. bam! you thought this character was dead.. sike bam! bam! bam!

finn said “i love you im in love with you.” (34:42) what a time to proclaim your love right after killing a reaper. also its been what less than a month? 90 day fiance who? big ed who? im sorry i keep linking finn with big ed but  the two really be sharing similar hair cuts

the hug between bellamy and jasper my heart. the bromance!! but lets go find monty please!! bring my boy home!!

i just love how during bellamy’s big speech finn was like im thirsty and just grabbed some water. (you don’t believe me do you. timestamp is 37:30. yep i got the receipts) but dude same. i truly wonder tho if that was written in the script of if finn’s actor just took creative freedom. maybe it was done to parallel the fact that finn is thirsty boi wanting raven and clarke at the same time.

reminder: stay hydrated. this is a psa to if you are reading this you are obligated to drink some water. **Cheers to our thirsty boi finn!!

Clarke really be here overriding bellamy’s little speech i love how she started on the high note pretending to agree with bellamy then was like actually tho i disagree. we need to go

these adults/parents are really as chaotic as their kids with this plan of using the ark. 

[a-second-hand-sorrow]

Family Life Headcanons (Richie Tozier X Reader)

WC: 896

Warnings: swearing, drinking, it’s so fluffy y’all omg

Summary: What life is like for the Tozier family now that Eddie is born

Tagged: @billhaderlovebot @ashleybees @tozierskaspb @danny-fucking-mercury @ilywthallmyheart

A/N: Hey, this was so fun to write. It’s set from like 2018 to 2019, and I used a gif of Bill and James bc Edward Kaspbrak features quite heavily in this piece, so hope y’all enjoy it!

Richie and Y/N’s life together was already chaotic, but upon the birth of their son Eddie it became Even More So.

Firstly, instead of Eddie having a godmother and a godfather, he had two godfathers, John and Eddie (Kaspbrak that is, the kiddo’s namesake).

John makes jokes about him having a wife and a god-husband, and how that can Definitely complicate Christmases. Luckily for him, Eddie goes along with it which has resulted in Eddie, a relatively unknown presence on social media, turning into a sensation overnight. John is very proud of his god-husband.

just saying, Richie definitely cried when he held Eddie for the first time.

Anyway, as soon as Eddie is born Y/N demands a glass of champagne because ‘I just pushed out a CHILD and haven’t been able to drink for nine months, so cut me some slack, judgy nurse.’

Richie laughs and reaches into a cooler bag he brought and pulls out a bottle of Moët and two glasses, knowing that Y/N would demand a glass of champagne like she does with every major event.

“To our little boy, Edward John Tozier.” Y/N says, raising her glass in the air as they looked at their son.

“May he have a better relationship with his mother than his namesake and be as funny as his middle-name-sake.” Richie said, tapping his glass with Y/N’s as she let out a soft chuckle, taking her first drink in nine months.

Both John and Eddie come to visit little Eddie, and they absolutely melt. Y/N swears they both cry, but they deny it if asked.

When they take Eddie home it’s definitely weird, as they’re definitely not used to having an actual little human in the house. I mean they have a little Pomeranian but he is much easier to look after than a Child.

They take a photo of Eddie with their dog and post it on Richie’s Instagram with the caption ‘We all know how much Eddie loves Pomeranians.’ He tags Kaspbrak who comments ‘fuck u dude’.

Anyway, Eddie is certainly a loud child who takes after his father in the sense that he loves to laugh but is an utter force of chaos. Y/N swears her heart stopped more than a few times when he was starting to walk because he had a tendency to throw himself at walls and tables, much to Y/N’s horror.

There have been a few times where Richie has tried to show Eddie a Monty Python sketch or an episode of Fawlty Towers. Y/N tries to get mad but she really loves John Cleese so they end up sitting down and watching it as a family, Eddie propped up on Richie’s knee and Y/N cuddled up to Richie’s side, her eyes flicking between the TV and her beautiful family.

For Eddie’s first birthday they decide to just keep it casual because he’s one year old for fuck’s sake, why would they have a giant party for an infant? They invite John and Anna over, as well as Eddie and his new boyfriend who Y/N adores. They invite the rest of the Losers who all show up with big smiles and gifts for the first of the Loser babies.

They also extend the invite to both Y/N and Richie’s parents, however only Y/N’s mother Joanna shows up. Richie is a bit upset by the fact that neither of his parents came, but Y/N is there to help him out.

Y/N posts all the photos of the party to her Instagram, captioning them ‘Happy one year anniversary to the removal of this little parasite.’

There are definitely plenty of sleepless nights, and a lot of time Y/N gets really snappy because of it but Richie is surprisingly patient and he always makes sure to look after Eddie during the night so Y/N can get some sleep.

Eddie’s first word is ‘dad’, something that Richie never lets Y/N forget. He brings it up whenever possible and although it does annoy Y/N at times, she’s just overwhelmed with how much Richie loves their kid.

One night, a few weeks after Eddie’s first birthday, Richie and Y/N decide to have a date night. They haven’t had one in a very long time, so they ask Eddie (senior) if he can come babysit. He says yes immediately, eager to spend some time with his godson. Richie and Y/N are very grateful, and when they get back from their date they are so happy to see Big Eddie asleep on the couch with Little Eddie held against his chest.

Y/N took a photo, adding it to her ever-growing folder of Eddie related photos, and later that night she sent it to the Losers group chat that was created back in 2016 after the Derry ‘reunion’. She got very close with them all and had been a member of the Club ever since. Along with the photo was a message that read ‘guess little Eddie loves his uncle.’

Kaspbrak would never admit it, but he melted seeing the photo (as annoyed as he was that Y/N took it without informing him).

The Tozier family was loud and chaotic, without a doubt, but they loved each other so very much.

[misc-headcanons]

(The Straw Hats and Scabbards at the castle ruins, as well as Katakuri's children and O-Tama are eating dinner. The large dining room in the castle has been mostly cleaned of dust and cobwebs, but it's clear that it's been abandoned like the rest of the area for years. Vanilla is talking excitedly with O-Tama, Fritter is keeping to himself, Dochi and Ube are eagerly listening to Luffy talk about his previous adventures, and Maple is expertly eavesdropping on every conversation at once while she eats.)

Vanilla: Wow, you're a ninja-in-training, O-Tama? I'm a witch-in-training! Or, well, I dunno if "witch" is the right word. My momma always says that not everyone who uses magic's a witch, but I like saying it. Papa says I'm too cute to be a witch, but I think witches can be cute. Ninjas can be cute too, right?

O-Tama: I guess so. But I wanna be strong and stealthy as a kunoichi, not cute. I'm training to be a force to be reckoned with!

Vanilla: Yeah, but I think you can be a great fighter AND cute. I mean look at Mr. Chopper! He's a member of Luffy's crew so he can fight really well, but he's super fluffy and sweet too.

Chopper: Awww, who're ya calling a good fighter and cute? How dare you, hehehe~

Vanilla: See? Cool AND cute, just like you, O-Tama!

(Sanji notices Fritter's silence so far and gently puts a hand on his shoulder.)

Sanji: How do you like the soup, Fritter?

Fritter: Oh! Um, it's...it's really good. I'm happy I finally got to eat something you made, even if it wasn't at the castle. You really are a good cook, Uncl--Um, Not-Uncle Sanji.

Sanji: I think I remember Pudding saying you wanted to be a chef one day when you grew up, right?

Fritter: Uh-huh. Dochi and Ube wanna be fighters, and Maple's gonna be in charge of communi--um...comm-you...

Maple, offhandedly: Communications. What Uncle Monty does, remember?

Fritter: Yeah, that. So everyone in the family can talk to each other easy and not get messages wrong. And she's probably gonna be a really important Minister too, since she's so smart and good with magic. But I just wanna cook and bake in the kitchen with the chefs. They like to let me watch while they work, and I have my own chair where I sit and watch and everything!

Sanji: I bet you'll be a great chef, just like your Aunt Chiffon with cake and your Aunt Pudding with chocolate.

(Fritter smiles up at Sanji.)

Fritter: Thanks. I'm gonna make people happy whenever I cook something, just like you!

(Dochi and Ube are seated next to each other, practically bouncing in their seats as they hear more and more about the Straw Hats and the Scabbards)

Dochi: Wait, Miss Nami, you managed to make Zeus YOUR familiar!? Holy crap, that's so cool! I mean, Grandma probably doesn't think it is, but still...wow! Do you use magic like mom?

Nami: Well, I dunno if it's how your mom does things, haha. I mean the people I learned from were called "weather wizards", but it's more about science and learning about climate and stuff than spells.

Maple: Mom always says that "magic is just science turned sideways." Both have solid theories on how they work, and experimenting with both makes you more knowledgeable and powerful. Plus, even if it isn't powered by magic specifically, your staff seems like it has similar functions to mom's.

Ube: And Luffy, I still can't believe you fought Papa and didn't like...die! He's never fought anyone like you before. And the way you two weaponized your softer powers with rubber and Mochi with Armament Haki!? That was so cool!

Dochi: Yeah! Me and Ube were going nuts the whole fight while we watched through one of Auntie Brulee's mirrors. If Mama hadn't held us back, we woulda definitely tried to watch in-person.

Ube: And WE wouldn't ruin it the way Flampe tried to, either. I can't believe she thought Papa needed her help. OOOH, and when she started making fun of Papa's face--

Dochi: Yeah, that was WAY out of line... Mama had to put me and Ube into our own bubbles so we couldn't hop in there to kick her ass!

Vanilla, in a scandalized tone: Dochi! Don't say that! Auntie Flampe was really mean, but still...

Ube: You're right, 'Nilla. We were ready to kick Flampe's butt. And with that dress she wears all the time, it woulda been easy to kick that big, stupid, floating BUTT of hers!

(Fritter, Vanilla, and O-Tama snicker and try to hide how much they're smiling and giggling behind their hands.)

Luffy: How is Katakuri, anyway? I didn't really get to see if he got taken care of or anything before I had to get to my ship. That Mirror Lady probably got to him, right?

Ube: He had to stay in bed for a few weeks, but Mama and Auntie Brulee worked hard to make him better.

Vanilla: And me and Fritter, too! I helped with healing magic on his little cuts and scrapes, and Fritter always fluffed his pillows and stuff.

Fritter: Yeah, and I helped the chefs make donuts for his Meriendas too!

Ube: Oh. Uh yeah, they helped too. But most of it was Brulee being a good nurse and Mom being good with her magic. The day we fell through the portal here, he was taking walks and stuff every day.

Dochi: Heh, and practicing with his trident whenever he knew Mom wasn't around to scold him for getting too carried away.

Luffy: Aw, I get that. Chopper's always saying I'm not healed up enough to do stuff sometimes after a big fight, but I just do it anyway. I bet Katakuri's the same way with your mom.

(Maple's attention is turned to Law.)

Maple: So, I imagine that if you and Luffy are allies, you're the one with a plan to take Kaido on. You seem more...um, strategic than him.

Law: That's one way of putting it...Yes, I do have a plan.

Maple: Hm. You know, now that I know you two were planning to target him, some of the news about you makes a bit more sense. Destroying the main resources for SMILE production in Punk Hazard; kidnapping that idiot scientist to use as leverage in Dressrosa; defeating Doflamingo, Kaido's most powerful ally outside of his own crew and a major source of intel, manpower, and influence...I had a feeling that there was something tying it together.

Law: You're pretty sharp for someone your age. I'm not surprised your Uncle Mont-d'or would want you as the head of communication and intel for the Big Mom Pirates after he's gone.

Maple: Thanks. I'm just glad that there's some explanation for why you and Luffy's crew were seen traveling and fighting together so often. Though to be honest, I was surprised to hear that Doflamingo was sent to prison; if what I'd heard and seen about your history was true, I was expecting you to kill Doflamingo in Dressrosa. But Luffy doesn't seem to support killing your enemies if you can help it.

Law: How do you--

Maple: Don't worry, the Big Mom pirates don't know about that. Not even Uncle Monty does.

Law: And how do you?

Maple: The same way I know the Scabbards over there got sent through time and how they're the surviving retainers of Lord Oden, and that they're trying to defeat Kaido and this Orochi guy so Momonosuke can take his rightful place on the throne. Keeping secrets from me is a pretty hard thing to do.

Ube: Yeesh, quit acting so mysterious. You know everyone's business because you know Mom's spells on reading someone's memories and the All-Seeing Eye and--mmpgh!

(Maple's uses a quick spell to make Ube's tongue stick to the roof of his mouth. She narrows her eyes and frowns at him.)

Maple: And how to stop brothers from sharing too much with strangers. For someone who wants to be a leader within Big Mom's pirate crew, you'd think you'd remember that loose lips sink ships, Ube.

Vanilla: I thought most of Gramma's ships sank after people shot a bunch of cannons and bombs at 'em...

(After she stops giggling, Dochi uses some of her own magic to free Ube's tongue. Ube glares at Maple before turning to ask Zoro about what it's like to fight with a sword in your mouth.)

Maple: Look, I know you're a smart man and you clearly have a talent for strategy. But I just want to make what the backup is in case things go wrong.

Law: You're a newcomer, you don't even know the full extent of the plan, and you're demanding to know more? Just because you're a clever kid with magic, that doesn't mean I'm going to reveal every step of this to you. Your uncle had to have taught you that only one person should ever know the full strategy plan, and that's the one who planned it out.

Maple: Yeah, he did. I'm not asking you to trust me that much; if I were in your position, I certainly wouldn't. All I want to know is what my siblings and I can do to help and ensure that when things go wrong, we can be useful and get things back on track. You've just been handed a very valuable wild card, and I want to make sure you use us wisely.

Dochi: Whaddya mean 'when things go wrong', Maple? With Law's crew, the Straw Hats, the Scabbards, and all the allies they've got here, we're all super strong and you said that Law's really good with strategy.

Maple: True. But when it comes to HIM...(Maple gestures to Luffy, who's gulping down the last of his soup) you have the wildest card of all. And he seems to blow through any well-laid plan without any second thought. (She leans back in her chair a bit and crosses her arms) Whatever plan you have in mind, Mr. Law, it's pointless if you really haven't got a backup in mind for whenever he manages to completely ruin it.

Kin'emon: Do you really think someone as young and inexperienced as yourself could come up with a better idea?

Maple: I'm young, not inexperienced. Believe me, as the eldest in a family of five siblings imbued with magic and various forms of Haki, I'm an expert in making plans that are bound to be thrown off course by the chaotic whims of someone close to you. So, Mr. Law...what have you got in mind?

[lingeringscars]

father’s day was sunday and i’ve been basically writing this since sunday but i’m tired all the time so i don’t do anything ever. anyway, as expected the bellamy being the ‘best dad in the universe’ posts were recommended to me and it’s not that i don’t vibe with it it’s just... i don’t see it as a reality, at least right now? the most Tired Dad energy Bell ever had was 100% when Murphy was like i’m staying behind with raven, peace  that was stressed dad energy and tbh i probably don’t vibe with it because it’s usually used to perpetuate the narrative that bellamy is madi’s father and that’s just...not their dynamic? he’s protective over madi, cares about her, but he’s definitely not her father. he certainly wouldn’t have acted the way he did in season five towards her if he had that mindset either ( and it does make sense that it’d be easier to forgive clarke when their entire relationship is rooted in their giving of forgiveness even when the other doesn’t deserve it but he can also just understand risking everything for one person ! and he doesn’t view himself as o’s father either but....he did raise her ). i can vibe more with uncle!bellamy posts re jordan because i can see that more as their dynamic? bellamy wasn’t there as he was raised but harper & monty were his family / siblings and jordan is their child so yeah. 

i think in a completely modern verse, bellamy would want the whole marriage and kids thing. but it’s not something he’d ever fully consider at least in this point of time. it takes a lot for him to reach a place where he feels worthy of love and happiness, let alone believing that he’s worthy of bringing life into the world?? because i do kinda think he has that mindset of not really deserving it, but mostly... he wouldn’t allow himself to focus on that. i think if echo were to get pregnant, he’d go through every emotion possible ( happiness, terror, anticipation, etc ) but it’s not something that would be planned -- at least not in present canon. he still has a lot he has to work through before he reaches a place that he can really be prepared / want that. 

i also just have always found it incredibly telling that bellamy gets into relationships during time jumps. i think that says more about what he values and wants than anything else !! i’ve also noted that it’s also v v telling that raven was the last person we see bellamy have sex w/ on screen and before that it had been a while since it had even been alluded to?? at that point, everything is chaotic and he doesn’t have the same cocky, asshole persona that he did in the first few episodes. this is mostly just me not really vibing w/ the idea that bellamy is some sex fiend lmao like interpret him any way you want !!! but i personally don’t vibe w/ the thought of him having a lot of sex on the ark because it personally doesn’t make sense to me? he wouldn’t be able to allow himself to open up to people because he’s hiding octavia and one slip up will get her locked up and his mother killed. octavia is his entire world, and until coming to the ground, he just wouldn’t have had the same freedom to just...exist. it translates into time jumps too because otherwise he’s focused on the next step / next plan / next action, which is how it was on the ark a lot of the time because anticipating inspections and being the source of solace for octavia / teaching her what he’s learned in school. he just doesn’t have room for anything else. 

i’m just inserting the everpresent disclaimer here because it’s just a coincidence that clarke happens to not be present during these time jumps. i don’t know if bellamy & clarke would have gotten together had she been there and truthfully i don’t want to speculate about it because ....that’s not what happened. it’s been years and i still have to read posts about how ALIE!Raven saying bellamy wasn’t committed to gina is somehow related to the fact that he’s in love w/ clarke or that his relationship w/ echo doesn’t make sense because he is a fuckboy ( which as stated i do not vibe w/ that being the basis of his personality when we’ve seen......5 and a half seasons of bellamy NOT sleeping w/ anyone except echo and bree when he thought the world was ending. i do however have messy feelings about him having slept w/ bree in s1 and comfort there too. granted that to me is ALSO very telling because he’s already slept w/ her and had zero idea that she was alluding to that for like 10 minutes. disaster. ) and wouldn’t be in a relationship w/ anyone who isn’t her. bellamy finding someone during times of peace is more reflective of his character to me than him sleeping with people in season 1 / when he had no hope !! clarke happens to not be present but it is 100% related to the fact that he has peace !! he’s at peace and is able to allow himself time for a relationship because he isn’t constantly fighting for survival. it’s such an interesting contrast and i think does say a lot about his mentality because....bellamy & gina / becho are two relationships that got together during times of peace? m.arper / m.emori / k.abby, kind of / m.ackson / c.lexa etc all got together during times of war?? when things were hectic they fell in love but.....bell does during times of peace? when there isn’t a constant threat against their survival, bellamy allows himself to fall in love !! 

so it’s during times of peace where he could think about having a family, in terms of children. he has that natural big brother instinct and is always going to be protective of children that he comes into contact w/ and take them into his care, but it’s not something he’s going to plan on having until he is personally at peace. 

[pvrestwolff]

---- pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name; but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

trident’s task 000; a detailed introduction.

---- basic information

full name: ekaterina mikhailovna aliena zamolodchikova-markovy. pronunciation: yeh-kah-ti-ree-nah // mik-hail-ovna // a-lye-na // zamol-ohd-chkova // m-ah-rk-oh-fi. meaning: ekaterina ( the name ekaterina is a russian name, the meaning is ‘pure’ ), mikhailovna ( the name mikhailovna is a russian name, the meaning is ‘daughter of mikhail’ ), aliena ( the name aliena is a belarusian and latin name, the meaning is ‘foreign’ or ‘stranger’ ), zamolodchikova ( the name zamolodchikova is a russian name, the meaning is ‘bold and dashing female’ ), markovy ( the name markovy is a russian and serbian name, the meaning is ‘of Mars, the god of war’ ) reasoning: ekaterina was named for a dear friend of natallia’s, while her first middle name came from her father, and her second came from natallia’s oldest sister anastasia’s middle name, the original heir to the throne. her last names are her father’s and her mother’s respectively. nickname(s): kati, kat, nina, erica. preferred name(s): ekaterina or erica, but she does not mind certain nicknames from certain people. birth date: january 11th 1988. age: thirty. zodiac: capricorn // rabbit yang fire or tiger yin fire. gender: female. pronouns: she/her. romantic orientation: platonipandemiromantic. sexual orientation: platonipansexual. nationality: belarusian, russian. ethnicity: caucasian, ashkenazi jewish. current location: tulach island. living conditions: mediocre, living in the tulach house. title(s): crown princess of belarus, princess, belarus’ heir, grand duchess of vitebsk, the demon queen of minsk (colloquial), 

---- background

birth place: the palace of snov, minsk, belarus. hometown: minsk, belarus. social class: royalty, upper. education level: masters degree. father: mikhail zamolodchikov-markovy. mother: natallia zamolodchikova-markovy. adopted?: no. sibling(s): two younger sisters and one younger brother. birth order: eldest. children: none. pet(s): daisy (maltese shih-tzu) and jay (labrador kelpie). other important relatives: tatiana nikolaevna ( cousin ), anya nikolaevna ( cousin ), ainsley dùghlas ( cousin ), alexander romanov-nikolaevna ( uncle ), nataliya kashkanov-nikolaevna ( aunt ), gavin dùghlas ( uncle ) and anastasia markovy-dùghlas ( aunt ). ( @tatiana-nikolaevna, @anyanik, @hrhxainsley ) previous relationships: charles flanagan ( first crush, murder accomplice ), grace thomas ( ex-girlfriend ), luka rossi ( ex-lover ) and unnamed prince ( ex-lover ). ( @classiciisms, @luka-rossi )

---- skills & abilities

physical strength: exceptionally strong for her size, she’s quite good at the salmon ladder and deadlifts. teamwork: she can and will butt heads with strong personalities or stupid people, but always works to reach the goal. talents: running, swordplay, fencing, knife handling, gun-handling, hand-to-hand combat, martial arts, ballroom dancing, adaptability, interpersonal skills, sketching, linguistics, communication, cryptography, symbology, and bdsm. shortcomings: intrapersonal skills, trust issues, manipulative. language(s) spoken: belarusian ( first language ), russian ( first language ), ukrainian, english, italian, french, gaelic, yiddish, hebrew, latin. drive?: yes for a car, yes for a motorcycle. ride a bicycle?: yes. swim?: yes. play an instrument?: piano, violin. play chess?: yes. pick a lock?: yes.

---- physical appearance & characteristics

face claim: lyndsy fonseca. eye color: blue, with a hazel ring around the pupil. hair color: honey brown hair type/style: thin and soft but abundant, naturally curly, normally sits at shoulder length but has gone uncut since being on the island. dominant hand: right, though when she was younger attempted to become ambidextrous. height: 5′4″. weight: 135lbs, but has lost muscle and weight since being on the island. exercise habits: every other day, early morning, erica would normally go for a 5km run outside. depending on her schedule, she will also practice either her fencing, her martial arts, go to the gym for strength training. the mornings she does not run she will spend her time doing yoga. skin tone: tan/olive. tattoos: a tiger on her left middle finger, a butterfly on the back of her neck, four birds on her left forearm, a sun and two stars behind her right ear, a tree on the right of her torso and hermes wings on the outsides of both her ankles. piercings: firsts, seconds, belly button, right ear helix. marks/scars: what look like straight and accurate cuts all over her body from her training, the scars are on her arms in particular, though they have faded and are not immediately noticeable. notable features: eyes, lips, hands, legs, ass. usual expression: resting bitch face. clothing style: neat blouses, skirts, heels, vests, a jacket, comfortable pants and the heaviest boots she can find. jewelry: none. allergies: none. body temperature: her body is warmer than most, and as a result environments feel much colder for her. diet: strict vegetarian, also tends to avoid eating eggs or smoking cigarettes that use castoreum when she can. physical ailments: short-sightedness, astigmatisms.

---- psychology

mbti type: entj-t ( the commander ) or istj-t ( the logistician ). //** technically untypable due to borderline personality disorder. enneagram type: type 8w7 ( the challenger, wing is the enthusiast ). moral alignment: chaotic neutral, borders on chaotic evil at times. temperament: choleric. element: earth. primary intelligence type: linguistic, logical, kinesthetic, musical. approximate IQ: 135, superior intelligence. mental conditions/disorders: borderline personality disorder, minor depression, obsessive-compulsive tendencies and sociopathic tendencies,  sociability: usually an observer, cold until she can trust people and often uses a façade and flattery to win people over for her own benefit. emotional stability: no. obsession(s): looking after her weaponry, literature and keeping organised notes on everything in her life. compulsion(s): neatness. phobia(s): autophobia, atychiphobia, atelophobia. addiction(s): currently -- nicotine, alcohol and caffeine. previously -- cocaine and mdma. prone to violence? yes.

---- mannerisms

speech style: while speaking in languages she is fluent in, ekaterina speaks quickly and smoothly, but while speaking in english, she can converse well but not as quickly, she may pause to find the correct word or misuse idioms, sayings or phrases. accent: a mix of belarusian and russian, which has softened after staying in english speaking countries long enough. quirks: smoothing down dog-eared pages of books, running her fingers along the rim of glasses she is drinking from, hyper-focusing on work that must be done until it is finished, giving people special nicknames and standing on top of buildings to stargaze. hobbies: exercising, fencing, martial arts, reading, playing piano, exploring new places, sketching, creating/using ciphers for her journals, assassinations and murder. habits: adjusting her glasses constantly ( when she wears them ), flexing her hands, switching between languages and sharpening her knives ( when she has them ). nervous tics: running her fingers through her hair, tapping her middle finger and her thumb together and disassembling and reassembling her guns ( when she has them ). drives/motivations: power, ambition, freedom, justice, duty and loyalty. fears: rejection, failure, losing her loved ones and being totally alone. positive traits: rational, adaptable and powerful. negative traits: sadistic, manipulative and ruthless. sense of humor: dark and sarcastic. do they curse often? yes.

---- favourites

activity: swordplay and fencing. animal: tigers and bluebirds. beverage: anything alcoholic. otherwise, coffee. book: the great gatsby by f. scott fitzgerald, frankenstein by mary shelley, do androids dream of electric sheep? by philip k. dick, the elenium by david eddings, the hogfather by terry pratchett, his dark materials by philip pullman, the wizard of oz by frank l. baum, alice in wonderland by lewis carroll, the illuminae files by amie kaufman and jay kristoff, the starbound trilogy by amie kaufman and meagan spooner and inkheart by cornelia funke. color: purple and gold. food: strawberries, or any type of berry. flower: tiger lily. gem: rainbow moonstone. holiday: new year’s eve. mode of transportation: motorcycle. movie: reservoir dogs, kill bill, jeux d’enfants, indiana jones, monty python, studio ghibli, anastasia, fight club, pulp fiction and the princess bride. musical artist: stevie wonder, the four tops, the supremes, phil collins, no doubt, gwen stefani, tatu, pvris, bastille, sia, the beatles, andrew belle, the temptations and fleetwood mac. quote/saying: “we know what we are, but know not what we may be.” scenery: forests. scent: petrichor, strawberry and coffee,  sport: fencing, lacrosse and soccer. television show: she doesn’t watch tv. weather: cloudy and mild.

---- attitudes

greatest dream: denying her claim to the belarusian throne and experiencing true freedom. greatest fear: rejection, failure, losing her loved ones, being totally alone and ascending to the throne. most at ease when: drinking, smoking and reading a book. least at ease when: powerless, weak and when she does not know something she feels she should. worst possible thing that could happen: her entire family is killed because of her actions. biggest achievement ( to date ): managing to maintain a semi-normal relationship with grace and reducing crimes in belarus through deals with members of organised criminal syndicates. biggest regret: allowing charlie to disappear from her life, manipulating the two princes and ruining her first betrothal. most embarrassing moment: ekaterina does not do embarrassing things. biggest secret: she finds special pleasure in killing those who deserve it. top priorities: self-preservation, freedom, protecting loved ones.

[violentendsrp]

BISHOP KIRBEY —  

twenty-five, ceo of kirbey hotels, co-owner of club blur 

THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS   —  

The word “dysfunctional” take a whole new meaning with the Kirbey family. The Kirbey brother’s lived two very different lives -- While his cousin, Nathalie, was born into the ‘regal’ side of the family, Bishop’s side of the family never had much of a clean slate. The youngest of two, Bishop and his sister, King, were brought into a world where they lived under a microscope, but never lived up to the appearances, as their cousin did. While the Kirbey’s come from immeasurable wealth, Bishop’s father was never part of it. He road the coat tails of what his brother, his father, and his father before him created. He took part in the wealth, but never bothered to keep up their traditional values, or white-picket-fence squeaky clean reputation. Bishop didn’t fall far from the tree, either. He emulated what he saw from his parents -- His father remarried multiple times, often dumping his children with the nanny while he traveled the world. 

Bishop spent a majority of his childhood unsupervised, happily taking advantage of the situation. He established himself as a troublemaker, making no excuse to miss an opportunity that included a party, drinking, or drugs. And without surprise, he soon lost control of the concept, spiraling -- Even he’d never actively admit to it. Bishop as marked as a player, a tabloid article to just waiting to be posted. He was the spitting image of his family, following in his father’s chaotic footsteps, reckless and careless. It was easy -- He could keep himself closed off, safe from letting himself get too close to anyone, not even his own family. He barely speaks to his father, nor to his sister, King, rationalizing that it’s easy to keep yourself from being disappointed if you don’t have the opportunity to start. It’s easier to drink the night away, rather than open up about what’s on his mind. 

But even despite his antics -- His Uncle Harold somehow saw more in him. He was taken under his wing, having decided for Bishop that he would follow in his uncle’s footsteps, and take over the family business. Bishop had the same eye for business that his Uncle did, so it came as no surprise that he flourished at the Kirbey Hotel, and even opened his own business. Even though he could crunch the numbers, and could see where the best deals were --- Bishop has no actual interest taking over the family business, or carrying on a legacy. Truthfully, accepting his uncle’s offer was an impulsive move; No one had ever believed in him like his Uncle Harold did, and he couldn’t help it -- Even if he didn’t want to take over. Club Blur, however, was what he actually wanted; An escape from what he dealt with every day, creating a business solely to cater to chaos. He’d rather be with Sebastian, mapping out the next move there, than sitting in board meetings at the Kirbey. 

ACT I   —

Club Blur was a means of channeling Bishop’s vices into a more productive manner, Kirbey Hotel merely fell in his lap. Landing the cover of Forbes magazine as a young entrepreneur to watch was merely icing on the cake. Bishop was declared ‘someone to watch’, but he can’t help but find it ironic -- He spends most of his days in a drunk or dazed stupor, never quite sure of what day it is. He’s still the same Bishop he was before, even if his ‘bad boy’ imagine has been repackaged as ‘mysterious business man’. He’s been able to skate by so far, letting the Kirbey Hotel board take the reigns of the company, and focus his attentions on the club. That way -- He doesn’t have to sacrifice the life he has, for the life his family wants for him.

ACT II  ---

One step forward, two back. Bad decisions have a habit of befriending just as bad of consequences, and Bishop Kirbey has gotten far too close to both. Club Blur was a vice turned reality, something to call his own -- But now, all that’s left of it is a charred bar-top and the bare bones of the building. Blur was once a second home, but now the destroyed club serves as a reminder of something he once loved, and worse -- Someone who once held his heart. Though the police don’t know her motive, Bishop knows Celia set fire to Blur out of pure spite, to taunt him, but finding that she’d accidentally taken herself down with it makes him think she’d won the game they had played for so many years. She’s gone, she won -- Now he’s left behind, distraught and alone, now having to clean up the mess she left behind.

INSPIRATION  —

DNA   /  kendrick lamar.  RAISE HELL  /  brandi carlile.  SWEATPANTS  /  childish gambino.

CONNECTIONS   —

NATHALIE KIRBEY — cousin. Nathalie and Bishop were destined to be rivals --- With Nathalie’s insistent needs to impress the family, Bishop’s entitlement to self-destruction, and the often offensive Kirbey family morals making for the perfect storm. It’s a game to Bishop, from the very beginning. The two have always sought to one up the other, creating competition from every aspect of their life. It’s always been a known fact among the Kirbey family, that Uncle Harold has always held a certain distaste for Bishop’s sister, and particularly, his parents. But, in some strange act of fate -- Bishop made the cut. Somehow, he has always been a clear favorite to Uncle Harold, and was immediately put under the man’s wing. And when Harold decided to retire, Bishop was not surprised to learn that he was the first choice to take over the business. It’s become clear that his uncle’s favoritism was pure bias, his family’s all too ‘traditional’ values playing a part. What he hadn’t realized, was the toll all of this would take on his cousin...

SEBASTIAN O’RILEY  — best friend, business partner. Bishop and Sebastian have been thick as thieves from day one — It was practically destiny. With mother’s that are best friends, who wanted nothing more than to raise their children together, the two didn’t have much of a choice to begin with. The two have been close since their days in private school, and have made a more infamous name for themselves. Drugs, drinking, parties – Bishop and Sebastian quickly established as forces to be reckoned with. Through the years, not much has changed. Only now, they both have trust funds backing them, and a new business venture that’s proved to be as successful as hoped for: Club Blur. Blur has become the premiere place to be seen at every weekend, only fueling the self-destructive lifestyle the two have turned into a ‘brand’. With his new CEO position, Bishop’s had to take a step back with Blur, letting Sebastian take the reigns --- And unfortunately, his absence means Rowan’s presence will now be more prominent. 

MONTY SANTOS & ROWAN TANDEL  — former best friends.  Once upon a time, Bishop, Monty and Rowan were good friends. In their high school days, the three (along with Sebastian O’Riley) were known for their parties, and out of control natures. Bishop was the ring leader, Rowan was the supplier, and Monty was along for the ride. After they parted ways, leaving for college and the like --- the three only saw one another on New Years Eve, making a promise to always ring in the new year together, the right way. Every year, in a major city, the three meet up and spend the night black out and reckless. This year, however, the party got out of hand --- New Year’s Day morning Monty Santos found himself woken up by Parisian cops, having found him asleep with multiple sex workers, and a felony-sized amount of drugs scattered across the room, with Rowan and Bishop nowhere to be found. Bishop hasn’t seen or spoken to Monty, and has done his best to keep away from Rowan since the ordeal. 

CELIA SANTOS --- occasional hookup, ex girlfriend. Throughout the years of their on-off relationship, Celia and Bishop have become the ones to watch. Almost every time the two are together, paparazzi and a tabloid article about the ‘scandal’ isn’t too far behind. What began as a casual summer affair, turned into a ply for ratings, social media followers, and a cover of the latest gossip magazine, Whenever one of the two seem to have become a bit too quiet, Celia and Bishop find their way back to one another. They went back and forth with one another for years, turning it into a game -- That is, until Celia’s untimely death as she burned down Club Blur. She’d done it in an attempt to teach Bishop a twisted sort of ‘lesson’, even if he isn’t aware of it. All he knows is she’s gone, the club’s gone, and he’s not sure where to go from here.

ARLO VASQUEZ --- art broker turned friend turned scapegoat. Truthfully, Bishop did enjoy his brief friendship with Arlo. The other man’s paintings still hang in his loft, and he enjoyed being around someone who didn’t care about the Kirbey family name. It was refreshing, but all good things must come to an end -- And for Bishop, it never happens quietly. If you were to ask him, and somehow manage to get any sort of story out of him, he’s tell you Arlo was merely in the wrong place at the wrong time, and that it was a misfortune what happened. But if you looked passed a carefully crafted lie -- You’d find Bishop Kirbey, only days away from having his Uncle’s business signed over to him. He may have said the wrong things to the wrong people, and instead of taking the blame, he let Arlo take the fall without knowing in the hopes to save his own ass. He hasn’t seen the other man since, and doesn’t plan on exchanging pleasantries anytime soon. 

KING KIRBEY --- older sister. King was once all Bishop had – A older sister who held him close, the only family he cared about, since their parents didn’t seem to care about them. It was Bishop and King against the world, her little brother being the only one who kept her sane through any family event. But as the two grew older, the grew apart – Bishop leaning into the world they were brought into, and King wanting to create a new one. He understood her distaste for the Upper East Side, but he never saw the point in trying to fight a city that seemed to be their birthright. Though they grew apart, her leaving him for the streets of some small European town still stung him in a way no one ever could. He hasn’t spoken to her since she left, and even with her back in town, he has no intent of changing that.

CHESSIE ABERNATHY --- new conquest, latest confusion. Sleeping with Chessie was supposed to be a one time thing -- Both drunk, coked up, and still reeling from a sex tape of their exes being broadcast during the relaunch of FREYA. Both swore to secrecy for the one time event, but soon one turned to two, two to three... Each time includes plenty of lines done before, and marks left to remind them after -- But the guilt remains. What began as intoxicated revenge has turning to semi-friends-with-benefits. Playing with fire is a dangerous game, burning both of them as loose lips passed the word on to Celia Santos. Chessie let the secret slip with a certain pettiness in mind, only confirming to both that this was a bad idea, as the other girl held it over both their heads (before her unfortunate passing) -- And it could only get worse, once Gossip Girl got a hold of it.

bishop kirbey’s face claim is matthew daddario  &  is taken.

[letsgetitblog]

He would ☠️.

Monty would be the feral uncle

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

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Monty would be the feral uncle