#and maybe phil

[phaoi]

may i introduce..

THE phRATS

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[blossoms-phan]

i gasped this is so fucking funny

[iceycloversart]

when will the dan and phil it takes two playthru return…

little concept sketch i did:

[bitchslapblastoids]

additionally, have we ever seen phil do this before

[reunitedinterlude]

happy 15 years to the phex tape (1, 2)

[emotoangel]

you know sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat remembering the phrase ‘more than just romantic’ and feeling like I’ve been knocked down a hill by the reminder that Dan and Phil are like ,, actually together. it’s not just a weird online shipping two twinks thing they’re actual soulmates, companions through life, 4000 year old tortoises, RANCH, like a piece of furniture, like a normal gay couple ,,, what the fuck

[sluttycinderella]

genuinely think dan just jumped at the first opportunity to make an apology video. this fucking theatre kid WISHES he had a legitimate reason to get up in front of his audience and emotionally manipulate them into forgiving him. he lives for the drama.

[phillietemple]

this is my official plea to dnp to PLEASE react to amazingdan i would die happy

[femslashspuffy]

I love dan and phil games it's like what if you wanted to watch a guy play a video game and there's also another guy right there who's not allowed to touch the controls and he kinda serves to just rile the other guy up to comedic levels of emotion

[theythemmer]

hear me out

(bonus sister philippa)

[chromolumen]

don we now our gay apparel!

[storytellerdannie]

Listen I know this little roomba is really slurping up this crumb, but hear me out! There’s something so devastatingly adorable about Phil knowing Dan keeps a beloved childhood teddy bear with him (even now in the phouse!) and being determined to win him a new plush early in their relationship AND gifting him another meaningful plush on their first Christmas together. Teenagers can be mean and Dan had to deal with some of the worst of their kind and if he was ever ridiculed for keeping his bear or was hesitant to show people then Phil was so brilliant for making sure Dan felt safe with him right from the start even through his gifts. Now Dan has three soft furry reminders of all the times he felt the most loved.

[thjslove]

average gay conversation - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #16

[pseudophan]

out of the closet dan and phil preaching about how rpf is great actually is just so funny. like yeah man you guys just get free porn written about you and your boyfriend, of course you're pro rpf

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Reading chat] "Missa said he wanted to play Mario Party with you." When???

Phil: [Reading chat] "In Squidcraft"? No mames. [Reading chat] "He said it but the mic didn't work" I swear to god– Ok, I'll message him.

Phil talks about following up with Missa about playing Mario Party together!