#and maybe phil

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[blossoms-phan]

i gasped this is so fucking funny

[bitchslapblastoids]

additionally, have we ever seen phil do this before

[chromolumen]

spooky week is fantastic i can’t see shit the game is lagging they’re horrible at the game and they won’t stop yelling at each other. 10/10 can’t wait for tomorrow

[emotoangel]

you know sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat remembering the phrase ‘more than just romantic’ and feeling like I’ve been knocked down a hill by the reminder that Dan and Phil are like ,, actually together. it’s not just a weird online shipping two twinks thing they’re actual soulmates, companions through life, 4000 year old tortoises, RANCH, like a piece of furniture, like a normal gay couple ,,, what the fuck

[sluttycinderella]

genuinely think dan just jumped at the first opportunity to make an apology video. this fucking theatre kid WISHES he had a legitimate reason to get up in front of his audience and emotionally manipulate them into forgiving him. he lives for the drama.

[thjslove]

average gay conversation - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #16

[amid-fandoms]

dan and phil 2024 watching dan and phil 2009

[pseudophan]

unprovoked??

[glittergradient]

kind of sweet that the last joint tour was a ‘goodbye’ and this one is a ‘hello I’ve missed you’. it’s like an encore but the curtains aren’t falling anytime soon now

[pinsupansu]

this is not dan howell, nor daniel howell, not dan is not on fire, it is a disgusting fourth thing called "the dan he is with phil when they're at home and nobody is watching them" and i will not explain myself any further

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Reading chat] "Missa said he wanted to play Mario Party with you." When???

Phil: [Reading chat] "In Squidcraft"? No mames. [Reading chat] "He said it but the mic didn't work" I swear to god– Ok, I'll message him.

Phil talks about following up with Missa about playing Mario Party together!

[blossoms-phan]

they’re so. sosososo pretty (x) (x)

[xialing-gf]

last night i dreamed that someone met dnp and asked them to pose as the twin towers while the person was the plane 😭

[anacarolinaflr]

animation practice :D

[evermorepeyton]

this legitimately healed me