#and martins work is about that as well

[mistninja]

Why did we let people call asoiaf grimdark

[bet-on-me-13]

The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

...

What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

[martincrushcameback]

First have a Chris as a glowy confused secretary bird. I just think he's neat. X3

Next, have a MerMartin. I dreamed a villain wanted to use the creature power suits to show off at their freakshow with other "weird" animals, so they went to Zach for his disruptors and Martin got turned into half a goldfish by accident and became an instant hit being a cryptid and all. Too late for mermay I suppose. Might play around with this one.....

water tutorial

[jjkyaoi]

i love hot jon but specifically the part where he’s not appealing to anyone and yet he’s appealing to. everyone . like season one is the most put together he looks and even that’s a stretch because she’s prematurely graying and wears little grandma glasses and big sweaters that make him look stick skinny (he is). and then season two hits him like a bullet train and he s so stressed out of his mind that he doesn’t even comb his hair . veins popping in his eyes wearing the same cardigan that he wore three days ago because he’s been sleeping in his office carrying a tape recorder everywhere and he has this odd little creature magnetism about her. her brown eyes turn green in season three and nobody knows what to say to him about that. he grows out his hair to mad scientist unbrushed length most of her shirts have been stained three times over LIKE THIS IS NOT AN APPEALING LOOK. but by god is he wanted by the masses

[mxwhore]

is martin ever shy about initiating sex with his sphinx husband? like, it's one thing if jon starts sniffing and nuzzling around on his own, but like...working up the nerve to reach out and touch archivist beast sheathe...

communicating consent is a bit more difficult for sphinx jon, so most of the time, martin initiates sex in a way that is easy for jon to decline if he is not feeling in the mood! That being said, jon isnt really immune to begging either...

[happybunnykat]

I think Jmart would work really well in a Pride and Prejudice au bc I think Jon proposing to Martin while insulting him would be funny.

[alicentflorent]

What if Alys Rivers represents the gods of the riverlands (or is a god herself) sent to watch over the land and protect it and it’s people and she ends up leading daemon and aemond to their own destruction to pay for the pain and destruction they inflicted on the riverlands?

[greeneyed-thestral]

[gammija]

ive been trying for 30 mins to write a post about why the Web's plan is still confusing, but I think I should face the truth and admit to myself that it's not that it makes no sense, it's just... so convoluted

[spacebugarts]

Forcing you to Look At Them

[walterdecourceys]

tomorrow i will not be bitchy. manifesting. goodnight

[cosmicallyavg]

the dw socials are subtley doing a countdown by posting the doctors in descending order every day 🤨 perhaps we may be getting some sort of announcement soon

[nostalgia-tblr]

there is indeed something darkly amusing that in this modern era where people will genderflip established characters for remakes or for SF Plot Reasons we at last have multiple tests of the old fandom lament that "It's just that none of the women in anything are interesting characters. i'd LOVE it if this fave character of mine was a woman! he's not and he never will be but in that hypothetical scenario that nobody will ever actually confront me with I would LOVE that woman! SO MUCH! But conveniently alas it shall never be!"

[just--a-nb--writer]

hi :) I’m looking for the “why we can’t wait” pdf (author: martin luther king) and I can’t find it anywhere, lol, if you have it I’d be happy to give you a way to send it to me or to check out any link where it might be.

thank you <3

[seaglassdinosaur]

Ron said there was a sixty second window of suggestibility, yes?

That’s the exact amount of time it takes for Reagan to read the script and give her heartfelt emotional speech about how much she loves him.

Who’s to say that second part doesn’t stick with him same as the Martin Higgins identity?

[flowersfrombefore]

I know everyone who is following my TMA post doesn’t know me and my fandom history but I need you guys to know the way I feel about Jonathan Sims is fucking embarrassing because of-fucking-course I’m in love. There has never been someone so aggressively my type in both fictional men and also real men literally ever. He was engineered in a lab specifically to make me mentally ill.