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serafphim · 4 months ago

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christmas be damned my boy can grill

#josh is dad vibes #and malewife #seraph draws #art #oc: josh #reindeer #deer #furry #oc

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nynnph0 · 11 months ago

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has this been done before? probably

#kira.ed #bioshock #andrew ryan #bioshock andrew ryan #bioshock meme #bioshock 1 #meme #objectivism #ayn rand #meme edit #the things i would do to that old man if he was real #cohen jolene and diane are so lucky man #hes so pookie #and malewife

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lunarw0rks · 1 year ago

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Do you think soaps ran through?

he's a soldier. need i say more?

but

the short answer is yes. FUCKING LOOK AT HIM !! HE'S IN THERE

#certified manwhore #and malewife #and pookie #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soap call of duty #soap cod #mw2 #call of duty #task force 141 #rachel speaks #not writing

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kitsuniga-ri · 2 years ago

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I'm really considering starting a nukani Blade lovemail sideblog/confessions/shitposting thing... should I???

#blade my beloved #nu: carnival blade #nu carnival blade #blade nu carnival #blade my babygirl #should i?#blog ideas #nu: carnival #minors dni #minors dni w this game #confession #if i do this #please send anons #send anons #hes my babygirl #and malewife

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sockiepuppetry · 2 months ago

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New to transformers media but wow the fandom is really welcoming! Thanks guys alot of you are so nice.

Anyway G1 is wonderful. I love Elita-1 sm, seriously she was soo cool in the alpha trion episode! A total ride or die.

#Wow Optimus ur wife is soo cool #Obligatory snapcube reference #transformers g1 #maccadam #elita 1 #elita one #starscream #shockwave #chromia #optimus prime #transformers optimus #ariel #optimus x elita #oplita #malewife x girlboss #transformers comics #transformers fanart #tf cybertron #ibis paint art

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apostatefeverdream · 3 months ago

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going absolutely fucking insane over solas dragonage. he used to be a spirit. he was meant to be bisexual. he hates tea but still drinks it. he murdered the two people he loved most in the world. he pissed magic once (maybe). he pondered an orb. he played strip poker with blackwall. he sundered the fade from the waking world. he created the blight. he sent bitchy letters to elgar'nan. he's great at chess but then lost to a random named after a chess piece. he co-parented a spirit. he murdered the other co-parent. he speaks in iambic pentameter. he imagines the sight of you being dominated would be fascinating. he ghosted his ex for a year and then yanked their arm off. he loves frilly cakes. his greatest fear is dying alone. he's bald.

#i am a wild pendulum swinging between the 8 minute solas punching dai speedrun and 2 hr long the full solavellan story youtube videos #that's my cringefail wet cat malewife #that's my sworn enemy toxic ex #also yes ik that it was *two* years not one and yes ik that it's not technically pentameter pls let me live #solas #datv spoilers #veilguard spoilers #dragon age the veilguard

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coppertophomegurl · 9 months ago

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Bridgerton season 3 was really a win for the fat girls, and the gingers, and the wallflowers, and the bisexuals.

#we were NOURISHED this season #penelope in blues and greens and lavenders?? GORGEOUS #naked penelope?? EVEN MORE STUNNING #we finally got to see benedoct kiss a man #and francesca gets flustered over michaela #TWO canon bisexuals in the bridgerton family #and Anthony Malewife Bridgerton being the comedic relief this season #was unexpected but absolutely delightful #bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton #bridgerton s3 part 2 #bridgerton season 3 #benedict bridgerton #bisexual benedict bridgerton #polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #francesca bridgerton

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kaiju-krew · 11 months ago

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big grumpass cat

#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything*#he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT #yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy #gxk #godzilla #mothra #kong #shimo #mothzilla #mosugoji #my art

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tomlivingspace · 2 months ago

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ivypool musings. i need their cat marriage to be loveless

#ivypool #fernsong #warriors #warrior cats #waca art #my art #but yeah i haaaaaate the malewife/girlboss dynamic.#edit: feel free to interpret this however u want #but i wrote it with the intention of portraying a comphet relationship wherein ivypool is a very closeted lesbian #but if it speaks to you then by all means my friends 👍

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spanishyumejoshi · 1 year ago

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The senshi

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #tragones y mazmorras #Dungeon meshi manga #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #senshi dunmeshi #Genderbend #Short malewife #romantic f/o #f/o #my f/os #my f/o #f/o tag #f/o stuff #f/o post

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choking-on-ice · 8 months ago

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*mama bear mode activates*

Chilchuck's not a fighter, but if his kids are in danger he switches from *unionize the working class and protect yourself Dad Mode* to *I will kill men and fall on blades for my children Mom Mode*

also finding out Izutsumi likes him because he's perfect to cuddle is just the most wholesome thing on the planet, and that pic of them snuggled up in a sleeping bag convinced me that he would 1000% kill for his adopted cat-daughter

made a lil pt 2

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suiana · 8 months ago

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yandere! malewife who is indecisive and can't decide on whether he wants to love or hate (also love, just with insults added instead) you today.

imagine ur cute lil guy that you love going "you're such a horrible spouse i hate you, go die" out of nowhere then you bring up the divorce card and he goes all ballistic

"ugh i hate this. this is the third sandwich I've made for you today and-"

"let's get a divorce."

"if you divorce me i will fuck up your life so bad, manipulate you into thinking that I was the only good thing you had that you have no choice but to get back with me."

like this guy is actually insane. he will not leave you alone and he will actually commit all the atrocities he threatens to do.

"wow this guy looks hot af"

"who? this random on the internet? you like them?"

"yeah this guy is kinda cute ngl"

"why are you looking at him? i will steal his skin and wear it if you keep complimenting him. you only need me. actually, do you want me to look like him? huh? should i start working out? buy a whole new wardrobe? just say yes and I'll do it all for you."

you actually don't know why you married him if he was going to threaten you for every little thing you did. you can't even talk to someone else without him getting all mad and upset. maybe it's cause you secretly like the way he's obsessed over you.

or maybe he's just cute. you'll never know.

what you do know is that you like providing him with what he needs and being the person he relies on. well, tbh, you're pretty sure he's like some secret underground black market trader or something because he gets money from nowhere. money you didn't give him. but you trust what he says. if he says he didn't do it, he probably didn't, right?

"hey honey how come you have 300k more in your bank account? i haven't sent you your monthly allowance."

"i actually harvest people's organs and sell them in the black market."

"...really?"

"no haha just kidding! i just saved up physical cash that you gave me and forgot to put it in until today❤️"

"oh ok"

yeah, you love your malewife 😁👍