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You ever been attacked by a orange tiger, Bell?
It's been a year since the first kgb meme so here's part 2!
Part 1
#cod#cod black ops cold war#cod bocw#russell adler#cod bell#cod perseus#cod memes#art#i kid you not it's a real burger chain restaurant in malaysia#i took this picture like 1 week after i posted the first kgb meme#and literally forgot about it#when i first saw the restaurant i knew this would be perfect with adler's lie about going to malaysia lol#umiwesker art
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
#warm up#this isn't good#writeblr#this is complicated by the fact i can't stand up too long or i fuckken pass out and <3 hit my damn head <3#but i did take a deep breath and buy myself the stupid rice cooker#and!!! a very cheap sushi kit!!! i have been wanting to try making sushi for literally YEARS#the kit was only like 15 dollars!!!! and i haven't purchased it bc?!!??!?!?!?!!?#..... i didn't get the mixer tho that felt. like a lot. like too much.#on my list is a kitchenaid. one day when i get a check and i have paid off my student debt#and medical debt#i will put that first little bit of cash#into a kitchenaid 5qt stand mixer (with attachments)#i really do just go into their refurbished section and stare lustily at each option#but yeah i feel guilty about the rice cooker even tho i know for a fact this damn thing is gonna be a lifesaver#oh shit also fuck i forgot to mention . poached eggs
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joel with a ponytail ( best kind of joel tbh )
( plus an attempt at drawing him with green skin but idk i don't think im gonna use it )
#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#my art#sketch#i wanted to ramble about these sketches but literally forgot everything i wanted to say....#i like how this outfit has turned out... not fully traditional japanese not fully cyberpunky but the vibes are there#also another character wearing shorts bet no one saw it coming#it's either shorts or big baggy pants. no other type of pants exists in my mind
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the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.
#Directive: THINK ABOUT RUBY THE INSTIGATOR!!!!!!#What was it rave said. This basic concern dooms her!!!!! She’s so good. She’s SO good#Rubyklaasje is literally crucial to the plot happenings and yet there are only like two dozen people who talk about them. Sad. Shut up about#that other guy please stop putting him in bunny suits.#Also thinking about cunoesse. My god cunoesse.#Cindy the skull. Liz!!! Who only shows up for a little but she is so cool. Lilienne i need to replay to go on the date to learn more about#her. Soona she’s so real… Joyce is so much so so so much. And dora and dolores of course.#esha.txt#disco elysium#Seriously.#Klaasje i literally forgot to talk about klaasje I love you problem girl
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if you keep a emergency car kit in your car that contains any gels or liquids or spray (medicine in a first aid kid, water bottles in an emergency, gel ice packs, ect) you should go check on it and maybe take it out of the car for the time being and set it by the door to grab whenever you go driving or otherwise it might. explode from the heat. dont be like me.
#hiiii i have to redo my emergency bag#this sunscreen cream is literal oil liquid and one of the disinfectant bottles exploded#sara shush#im honestly surprised it didnt do this earlier considering i completley forgot about it
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girl help i have been transported back to middle school
artfight attack on @necrotic-nightshade !!
#artfight#scene#scenecore#art#necrotic-nightshade#artfight 2024#team stardust#i meant to shift the little background text things more and make them bigger but i zoned out and Forgor#and i am only realizing this like two hours after submitting it#GENUINELY not sure how i forgot to do that. i am impressed.#i still have my old gir shirts from middle and high school. i dont wear them anymore but i have them.#i think one of them literally says EPIC FAIL on it in Impact Font. its . extremely 2012#this looks like something i would have unironically drawn in 7th grade. i love that scene is popular again#for contrast i drew this while listening to scary stories about people getting killed in Waffle Houses. love u letsread
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Happy Birthday Kirby!!! 🌟🌟🌟
#art#kirby#king dedede#meta knight#bandanna waddle dee#waddle dee#illustration#kirb literally changed my life and art#thank u kirb#i was planning to do a nice painting for kirby's birthday since the beginning of april#completely forgot to do it while occupied with other events#crammed this entire thing in about 2 days#thank u clipstudio user 27pt for ur cloud brush it saved my life
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[ringing a dinner bell] COME GET YALLS FOOD
I don’t think he’s normal about that, Scrabby
#God they’re freaks#gonna hesistantly hive this a warning..?#tw suggestive#it’s not really but like.#I could see how it could be taken that way#Prismo is not normal about touch okay#he’s been touch-starved for literal years PLUS this is the first time somone has been on the same plane of existence as him#give the boy a break !!#anyways time for the actual tags#POBart#digital art#originally drawn on paper#art#adventure time#fionna and cake#f&c#at:fc#fionna and cake spoilers#f&c spoilers#scarab#scarab adventure time#prismo#prismo the wishmaster#prohibitedwish#I FORGOT TO ADD AN EYESTRAIN TAG FUCK#cw eyestrain
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catch us if you can! ☆
#the drawings that made my ipad scream in agony#project sekai#polysho#polysho week 2024#emu otori#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#pjsk#prsk#proseka#colorful stage#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#and tbh theyre pretty overt so#emukasa#ruinene#emks walk into a store in plain clothes and see rui and nene and emu goes Tsukasakun its the detectives we have to hide !!!!!#and tsukasa goes heh.. no need emu.. without our genius disguises snd hair extensions on they wont recognize a thing!!!#(both talking at 200db) (nene voice) Are they stupid?#ruis just a bit too happy about being consistently outsmarted to notice. emks is only winning at phantom thievery by looney tunes logic tho#Emukasa are just team rocket-ing it. and wxs miku much like the detestable Meowth#POLYSHOW WEEK IS KILLING ME AND I ONLY DID 2 DAYS#i drew this whole thing literally just bc i wanted emu in the phantom thief suit. everything else was secondary#my petition to abolish the costume gender lock#I NEVER WANT TO LOOK. AT ANY OF THESE FUCKING OUTFITS EVER AGAIN. EVERRRR. NIGHTMARE DRAWING.#COUGHS UP BLOOD AND GOES TO LESVE THE ROOM BUT I HIT MY HEAD ON THE DOORFRAME AND BLACK OUT.#this is gonna be a bitch to post on instagram with it's Stupid fucking Crop. Guh#FUCK I FORGOT TO PUT THE SHADOW ON THEIR STUPID HANDCUFF LINK dont care dont feel like it [coughs up more blood
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if he’s your man then why is he jumping in front of lightning for me after he dumped your ass in prison and forgot about you
#like don’t get me wrong i know the real answer is that the narrative forgot about mai#and i do find it kind of ooc that zuko had literally no thoughts about mai till she showed up at his door lmao#but i still find this so fucking funny#zuko: katara i will risk death itself for you#also zuko in the same episode: oh shit it’s the loml totally forgot you’re still alive lmao#zutara#anti maiko
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Save me french yuri... Save me
#genshin impact#arledrone#sandrone#arlecchino#haha remember when we all thought that sandrone and arlecchino would both show up in fontaine and be gay together?#good times.... good times#jk i'm ready to end it all actually#I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE ONE LAST MAJOR FRENCH PATCH BEFORE NATLAN BUT IVE JUST ABOUT LOST ALL HOPE#the way that literally every wlw arle pairing got fed so well following arle's drip marketing EXCEPT for arledrn... hate it here so bad#anyways shipping aside HOW is it possible that the frenchiest of french harbingers with heavy ties to machinery#and like two major world quests tied to specifically to her lore and is even MENTIONED of being present in fontaine#also being one of the first harbingers ever mentioned dating back all the way to the description of chode's teaser trailer#just???? doesnt show up??????#Sandy enjoyers are stronger than any us marine because my GOD are we struggling out here#anyways ignore the fact that I completely forgot to draw sandy's wind up key it was hard drawing through the tears#(actually it was cause i half-assed this doodle but we dont talk about that)
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#sherlock#it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today#a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy#i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard#waiting#how are you doing friends!! C:#I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf#I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine#I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time#and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast#our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried#he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola#we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do#not mention the hole in the floor#have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ )#♥
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Alhaitham, the moment his roommate leaves town: Ditches his house, hangs out in shady back alleys at the port, joins the black market to make illegal purchases, picks fights with random Eremites in the cafes, brawls with the chief of police, raids a forbidden temple, overthrows the government--
Call that "Kavehless Behavior."
#genshin impact#alhaitham#kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#shitposting like always#but it is actually HILARIOUS#the difference in Alhaitham's behavior when Kaveh is in town versus when he's not#Kaveh is literally the one thing standing between#Alhaitham being quiet and professional#or a completely unhinged anarchist#thinking of it this way#makes the fact that he IMMEDIATELY makes a big deal about going home on time#after fighting Siraj so fucking funny#“Shit I forgot my bf's home”#someone should keep a record#of how many fights Alhaitham starts when his man ain't around
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Iwa-chan, please
#haikyuu#iwaoi#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#Im sorry about the hq brainrot @ literally anyone who followed me for aa or something else#but rereading and rewatching hq is giving me so much serotonin rn#which is a rare resource to come by these days#it makes me so nostalgic and happy and mushy inside#Like sorry for being sappy on main#even though this is my side acc#but i literally met my best friend because of iwaoi#I forgot how much hq actually means to me#I started rewatching it with my other best friend#and we are having so much fun with it!!#hq is so good#if everyone watched it I think the world would be a better place
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I feel loved
Happy Birthday, Ritsu.
#ritsu kageyama#shou suzuki#ritshou#mob psycho 100#mp100#my art#Linktoo art#comic#funny story about this I forgot i had this comic prepared months ago and didthe last window piece yesterday then right before i posted it#then i realized and iwas like oh fuck i forgot literally one of my favourite pieces ever sitting in my mob psycho folder#this is a really personal experience in my own life so it's really special to me :3
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some 'on the boat back from fortification hill' goofs. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful one-sided friendship
#fnv#fallout new vegas#fallout#benny gecko#craig boone#courier 6#courier six#sadie knox#additional context:#i like to think benny bitched about the rope burns on his wrists#so Sadie ends up patching him up on the boat back#but first he demanded a smoke. then so did boone. then so did sadie#also the idea of benny having something to call each of the companions lives in my mind rent free#and additional context: please ignore that I drew these at 4am and literally forgot it’s not a boat you take to fortification hill#but a raft instead#lmao#I don’t think it’s a Huge Deal but I wanted to acknowledge it anyway lol#my art#sadie/benny
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