#and like-

[brushes-of-sage]

Also I suddenly need to read some TFP Megatron & Ratchet fics - the familiarity between them is too obvious not to be explored

[mysticalsoot]

im on my hands and knees begging and pleading for any spare wilbur in a Tshirt pics

please

it's a desert out here

send them in the asks or put them in reblogs I do not care where-

[the-better-psychic]

ooc: suppressing the violent urge to make a Neil or Stephen acc rn-

[ilivelikeimtrying]

My take but if Mikey were to ever get a partner in the future I really do believe that all of his older siblings would get very in his space of overprotective.... except for Leo.

I mean, c'mon we've seen how supportive he is of Mikey, and he's like his hypeman as well as the other way around. He'd threaten the person a little sure, and embarrass Mikey because Siblings™, but as long as Mikey's happy it's not his business to intervene.

So Mikey would keep his relationship a secret but either he would tell only Leo (because it's safe and responsible for someone to know where you're actually going) or Leo's the only one who catches on to the act and promises to keep it quiet for extra desert after dinner.

Not saying Leo wouldn't grill the guy, 'course he would that's still his little brother after all, but he wouldn't be as bad as the others and he definitely would be the coolest about it. He knows Mikey can handle himself but if he dangled the person over shark infested waters for a bit while gathering all the information he needed on them that's between Leo and them.

When the others learn of the partner or finally find out Mikey has a secret partner, Leo would defs join the hunt and grilling/the shovel talk for the heck of it, but then totally call the others out on their behaviour and admit he knew but then have Mikey's back and is just doing this cuz he thinks it's kinda funny.

[haveihitanerve]

okay the sound quality is literal shit-

but wholy fuck i adore this video.

[seoulshine]

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[rainbowangel110]

It would be funny yes

manifesting

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels�� and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it