#and like a talentless fraud

[tseecka]

Lol I love getting caught up in the flow of an idea and then taking a step back and realizing that it's all wrong and I don't actually know who this character is at all and what big thought was super strong characterization is in fact utterly baseless and about as solid as smoke 🙃🙃🙃 makes me feel great about myself and doesn't make me want to call nyself a fraud at all

[featherymainffins]

Binge-reading Dungeon Meshi because it's the only thing standing between me and suicide ngl.

[cieloclercs]

congrats on your 1K you deserve it‼️‼️

when you have the time could you write for lewis hamilton + nepo!reader ( male or female ) who is an actress / actor?

king of my heart — lewis hamilton

pairing. lewis hamilton x nepo baby!actress!reader

genre. social media au

face claim. gigi hadid

warnings. mentions of age gap, swearing, some online hate, lewis and reader are literally the hottest couple ever, daniel lowkey trolling lando, sex jokes ??, mixed up met gala years sorryyyy, some inaccuracies with race outcomes shshsh

author’s note. hello anon! thank you for being my first request for my 1k event 🥰 i wasn’t sure if you wanted an imagine style thing or not so i’ve gone for a social media au. hope that’s ok ! if not just let me know and i can redo this for you <3

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lewishamilton The happiest 4 years with my Queen 🤍 Here’s to forever x

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[presidentstalkeyes]

Pines Family Headcanons (Take 2)

I know I already did something like this, but that was a while ago and my headcanons have evolved since then, and my fixation brain is in Pines mode again so here we go! (Mostly focused on the Mystery Twins but with some attention to the older generations scattered about)

Past:

The first member of the Pines family to arrive in America in the 1800s was Gabriel Penzak, a Sephardic Jew from somewhere in the Balkans. His last name was changed to Pines at Ellis Island, and his family later assimilated into the majority-Ashkenazi Jewish community in New Jersey. He was the father of Elmer Pines and grandfather of Filbrick.

Filbrick was the youngest of four brothers (the others were Philip, Fillmore and Fulton). He was the 'weakest' of the four, compensating with his intellect and business sense. He was also born with highly sensitive eyesight - flashes of light would blind him for hours - requiring dark glasses later in life.

His eyesight also meant he was passed over for the draft in WWII. Since all three of his brothers died in the war, this possibly saved his life. As a young man, he operated and maintained film projectors at a traveling carnival, under a boss who taught him many tricks (and bore a resentment towards 'freak show' acts, viewing them as talentless). It was here he met - and accidentally impregnated - his future wife Caryn.

Caryn Romanoff's parents were Pavel, a grizzled sailor, and Tanya, a fortune-teller - both Ukrainian Jews who fled to America to escape persecution from Stalin's Soviet Union. She also had two siblings - older brother Dimitri, a troublemaker and later hatchet-man for the Mafia (never a made man due to his non-Italian ancestry, but close enough for his family to disown him) and little sister Shprintze, who was married three times and had five children in total, all of them named after Roman emperors (except for her only daughter Cleopatra).

Filbrick and Caryn's first son was Shermie, born in 1947. Their second sons, Stanford and Stanley, came 8 years later in 1954. Shermie was a star athlete in high school and always kinda distant from his little brothers, in addition to being Filbrick's obvious favourite. Also a notorious flirt and brought many girls back to the pawn shop (and distracting Stanford from his homework with the resulting noises), and tattled on Stanley for bringing a possum into the store, forcing him to let Shanklin go. Was later drafted into the Vietnam War in the 60s, missing out on Stan's eviction from the house. When he returned from the war, the first thing he did after finding out he was a brother short was to track down Ford and deck him in the face.

While in Hawaii on R&R, Shermie started a relationship with a local waitress called Wikiola Kale. After getting pregnant with his daughter, Wikiola got a plane ticket all the way to NJ to ask Shermie's parents to look after the child, being too poor to raise a child herself. Filbrick almost slammed the door in her face until Caryn intervened. The baby - Louise - was the one in Caryn's arms the night Stan was kicked out.

Louise Pines first grew up in Glass Shard, then moved to L.A. after her dad married a rich businesswoman called Fiona Safesmith (the relationship with Wikiola having not worked out). Fiona was a less-than-ideal stepmom, trying to force her daughter to go into acting and disparaging her interest in DD&D and mystery novels. She also cheated on her husband after an old war injury acted up and he lost the use of his legs, and later went to prison for tax fraud.

Louise would later get a degree in criminology and met a computer geek, amateur ufologist and 'radical cool dude' called Emile Sauvageon (who ran away from a strict, isolated religious family). They started a relationship and had twins in 1999: Mason and Mabel.

Present:

Dipper and Mabel's full names are Mason Emile Pines and Mabel Louise Pines, respectively.

Lou and Em only moved to Piedmont on Shermie's recommendation (and with his money). They would regularly clash with their neighbours for their 'weird' habits (and refusing to maintain their lawn). They considered themselves the arch-enemies of the local HWA.

Em worked at a fancy silicon valley tech start-up, while Lou was a private investigator (the boring realistic kind that mostly deals with insurance fraud and the occasional adulterer).

When he was little, Emile used to wow his son with stories about he was secretly an awesome space pirate with a cosmic ancestry, evidenced by Dipper's birthmark. And Dipper believed him. Really believed him. When his dad finally told him the truth, he did not take it well. Dipper also butted heads with his mom a lot over the existence of the supernatural - she would encourage him to examine things rather than blindly accept them, but he'd often think she was just doubting him for no reason. In short, he had some trust issues with his parents.

Dipper did have some friends in elementary school, but most of them moved away, and in middle school he alienated his fellow nerds after he was kicked out of the tabletop gaming club for being too rules lawyer-y. The resulting slump also lead to him falling behind on band practice.

Mabel is asexual and aromantic, but didn't realize it until much later. Finding she was drifting apart from her friends, she wrongfully attributed it to not having a crush (in truth they simply started to see her as immature and embarassing to be around - you know how kids can get :V). Not wanting to be 'left behind', she dedicated the summer in Gravity Falls to getting a romance as 'proof' that she was a totally grown-up big gal now (while her only reference material were 80s animated comedies and age-inappropriate romance novels).

Mabel very nearly didn't get to go to Gravity Falls at all - she was in danger of being forced to go to summer school due to poor grades (unlike her brother - and like her Grunkle Stan - she experienced great difficulty with any subject involving figures and rote memorization, especially math, the sciences, and computer studies). Only a week of late-night cram sessions spared her from this fate.

Contributing to the above, she also suffered from a form of anterograde amnesia - she would easily forget things that happened just the day before - sometimes even less - until presented with a reminder, usually in the form of an object or person, often her brother. She originally started scrapbooking to help her remember things. This wasn't diagnosed until a year after that summer.

Dipper was in the Boy Scouts in 2011. He hated the experience, camping out in the woods with no games or books, not relating to the other boys and resenting being ordered around by his hardass ex-army Scoutmaster. But he did get a merit badge in astro-navigation, so that's something.

Mabel had a brief stint in the Girl Scouts as well. She quit after an attempt to sell cookies somehow ended with her troop being chased out of a neighbourhood by a knife-wielding maniac in a bathrobe. To this day she's only told Dipper the full story.

One time, Dipper watched Small Soldiers and subsequently destroyed all his action figures checking them for military control chips. He was also banned from Chuck E. Cheese after his 7th birthday when he checked the animatronics for anything suspicious and made Pasquale's head fall off in front of everyone (on the same trip, Mabel tried to get the animatronic band freed from their exploitative contract so they could pursue their true musical potential).

One of Mabel's favourite movies is Rocky IV. For a long time she genuinely believed that's how the Cold War ended and was very disappointed to learn that wasn't the case.

Mabel had a bug-catching phase when she was 10, spurred on by all the creepy-crawlies that would nest in their unmaintained lawn. She'd catch bugs in jars and invite them to have tea and review movies with her. This came to an end after one of the jars smashed and released fireflies all over the house. She was finding descendants of Francisco the Firefly living in the basement as late as 2014.

Lou and Em were not getting divorced - they merely had a fight about paying off their mortgage after Em lost his job, and Dipper simply overreacted and assumed the worst. They sent the kids away that summer while they got their affairs in order. In the end, they had to sell the house and move into a cheaper apartment in Oakland.

Future:

When they first returned from Gravity Falls, the twins' grades took a nosedive as they had difficulty re-adjusting to mundane life, experiencing frequent traumatic episodes and refusing to follow instructions. Their parents had to be called in multiple times after both twins got into a fight in the hallway because another kid made up some dumb rumour that they'd joined a cult or had been abused by their 'creepy uncle', or were just faking their episodes for attention. They were only spared mandatory counseling thanks to emergency 'how to pretend to be normal' coaching from the Grunks.

Dipper has to start wearing glasses a few months after leaving Gravity Falls. Mabel of course made fun of this, thinking that only the male Pineses turn short-sighted (and forgetting about her mom). She had to start wearing glasses at 16, to which Dipper only replied by smugly grinning at her.

In high school, Mabel started a knitting club, which ended up being the most popular club in school - mostly because she insisted that it was a safe space for anyone, and anyone who tried anything funny would have their lives made hell. In her clubroom, nerds, preps, goths and jocks sat side-by-side in peace.

Mabel also took up sports, especially wrestling, becoming captain of the girls' wrestling team by Junior year. She took up a high-protein diet to build her strength - this combined with a childhood spent binging candy finally catching up to her lead to her putting on a lot of weight. By adulthood she's developed what she calls a 'sumo bod' - chubby, but strong (and great for hugs).

Meanwhile, Dipper took up track and gymnastics while regularly going to the gym - to the shock of everyone, as getting pre-Gravity Falls Dipper to exercise was like pulling teeth. If he was gonna have to brave another apocalypse, he didn't want to be saddled with noodle arms. By his 20s, the combination of his 'baby face' with his square jaw and muscular body has attracted a good amount of attention from girls (and boys) - attention he is alternately mildly perturbed by or totally oblivious to.

Dipper also devoted extra effort to his art skills, hoping to achieve the same level as Ford. Sometimes he'd climb up onto rooftops to get a good view of the landscape to draw, and then add a completely gratuitous monster because why not?

Despite his best efforts, Dipper was never able to overcome Mabel's height advantage. In fact, in their teen years she gained a few extra inches on him.

Dipper still regularly wears hats even as an adult - though he's no longer self-conscious about his birthmark, he's been wearing hats for so long it feels weird not to. It's like his 'thing' - Mabel has her sweaters, he has his hats.

Past his school years, Dipper mostly goes by Mason, especially with strangers - 'Dipper' is reserved for friends and family.

Dipper got a doctorate in forensic science at college, and also interned at a coroner's office. He also did some work as a runner on a film set, but the experience at the Used To Be About History Channel soured him on show business. Instead, after getting his doctorate he decided to take up Ford's offer to apprentice under him from years before, hoping to become a paranormal investigator in his own right (incidentally, Candy Chiu took the same offer, and now they work together).

Mabel went to college too, but didn't particularly want to, only going because she felt pressured. She ended up dropping out after the first year and still feels aimless, not knowing what to do with her life. She currently still lives with her parents and has a decently fulfilling job at an independent haberdashery (sweaters will always be there for her), but she's not sure that's what she wants to do.

Both twins are adored by Soos and Melody's 6-year-old kids (also twins) - they're considered honourary Uncle DipDip and Aunt MayMay.

When he turned 16, Soos gave Dipper his old truck - as much as he liked it, he can't exactly stick his kids in the cargo bay. Mabel meanwhile drives the Mabel-Mobile, an old Soviet military van painted pink with a huge shooting star mural, plus a liberal amount of graffitti and bumper stickers. Where she got it remains a mystery - not even she seems to remember.

Mabel has a serious weakness for booze. She experimented a lot with various substances during her brief time at college, but cocktails really stuck. When she's drunk, she tends to shift between giddy and sentimental, grumpy and ranty, and depressed and regretful. You know she's had too much when she starts singing about 'Lady Apocalypse'.

Dipper never got as into that stuff himself, but he was introduced to weed by Wendy, relying on it to calm his anxieties during exam season. He's currently trying to wean himself off it by means of alternate herbal cigarettes.

Waddles had to be sent back to Gravity Falls after a few years, since he rapidly grew too big to keep at Piedmont. He currently lives in a lean-to next to the Shack that Soos built. He still regularly sees Gompers, to Mabel's delight.

Wendy also got both twins into tattoos, convincing Mabel to get a huge shooting star on her upper right arm. For her 18th birthday she also got a special pair of tats on the forearms - a pair of arrows with the right marked 'Fasten In Case Of Hug!'. Dipper was reluctant at first, but caved when Mabel designed him a 'pine tree heart' emblem, which he wears on his right shoulder.

Both twins are in a special 'Never Mind All That' group chat, along with almost everyone else in the Zodiac, plus Candy and Grenda (but not Gideon). Mabel had the idea for a 'hotline' of sorts that they could message whenever the old post-apocalypse trauma started acting up - knowing from experience how important is to have people to remind you they're there.

Every year on the anniversary of the end of Weirdmageddon, both twins visit Bill's petrified body, and scribble tally marks on his face - one for each year, alternating between Dipper's blue marker and Mabel's pink one (this is something I've already mentioned elsewhere but I felt like it deserved to be at the end. :P)

[cosmic-spider]

Gideon

<< Lake cryptic Triangle >>

After a few days the twins invited you to go see what the tent of telepathy was like.

You agreed to compare it to the mystery shake and see which ones more of a scam.

As the three of you plus Soos arrived at the tent and took your seat in one of the row's.  You all stared to look around and point out how it was kinda like the Shake.

" Wow this is like a bazar version of the Mystery Shake." Dipper said as you sat in between the twins. He then pointed of to the side.

"Look they even have there own Soos." A guy that kinda looked like Soos walked by. The lights then started to fade as music stared to play.

"It's starting, It's starting!" Mable chanted as the lights did some tricks until they landed to a blue curtan.

" let's see what this mister looks like?" Dipper said as he got ready for the performance.

"Yeah right like they can be anywhere worse than Stan at road attractions."  You said as you then focused on the show.

A figure shadow then showed on the curtan a bit until they opened up to show

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A small child?

"Oh no!" You whisper as you slumped into your seat.

" what y/n what's wrong!" Mable asked as she looked over at your side.

"He's one of my greatest fears!" You whisper yell.

"What do you mean?You can take him in a fight right?" Dipper asked as he looked over at you confused.

"Oh totally. I would drop kick him in a heartbeat." It's another thing about him you told him as you sat back up correctly.

"Talentless children trying to show off." You whispered to Dipper side since you know Mable wouldn't like what you said.

"Oh I see." Dipper whispered back before Mable shushed you up.

"Shshsh it's starting!"

" Hello American, my name is lil' Gideon!" The small big white hairs child introduced himself as he then closed his hands. As doves flew out of his hair.

"That's Stan's mortal enemy?" Dipper asked in disbelief.

"But he's so...little?" Mable said kindly.

"Well I don't trust this one bit. You crossed you arms. The smaller and simple  something is. The more likely there dangerous." You said as you squint your eyes, look at Gideon on the stage.

Lady's and gentlemen it's such a gift to have you here tonight. Such a gift. I have a vision that all of you will say aww."

Gideon said out to the crowd as he then turned around and made a " cute face"

Most everyone in the crowded did say aww. Expect  you Mable, Dipper, and Soos.

" pfff- I can be cuter" you said as you rolled your eyes away

Gideon then started to sing as he then grabbed his bow tie and made everyone stand up.

"Nope I don't trust him at all. Plus he's a complete fraud more than Stan." You thought to your self and you felt the force of magic he used to make the audience to stand up.

He then started to point out simple things like a old wanna with cats. Sherif Blubbs having a bunch of Gideon merch.

He even came up next you were you were all and said Mables name that was in her sweater.

After the show you all walked out as the twins talked in front of you.

"He was amazing, and did you see his hair it was like woosh!" Mable said impressed while Dippers wasn't .

You liked behind you a bit to see Gideon spying on you all behind the tent. Then  hid when he saw you looking behind you.

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —

Time skip

The next you you were over at the Shake again as Dipper was drinking some water and you were looking throw the journal again.

Mable then came running into the room with a bedazzled face.

" look I successfully bedazzled my face!" Mable then blinked a few times and some of the gemstones on her face came off.

You didn't pay to much attention as you then hear the door bell ring. Then Stan yelling off from another room for someone to get it.

You and blue raced a bit to get to the door. But you got there first. Opening it up you then see Gideon at the front door in his suit.

"Oh it's you." You said a bit bland as you looked down at him. Mable on the other hand pushed you a bit out of the way to also be at the door.

" of its little l'you!" She said as the two talked you watched from the door not really talking. You did notice the bit of weird that Gideon would say every now and then.

Like when he got his collet cover bin the gemstones that Mable coughed out. Plus the complaints he gave Mable.

"What do you say the two of us get away from here perhaps in my dressing room?" Gideon asked Mable.

You then grabbed Mables hand pulling her into the shake.

" just give us a moment to discuss this in between us girls" You told Gideon then started to close the door.

"Oh that's ok." He said as you closed the door.

" Mable don't go to his dressing room or hang out with Gideon!" You told her as you grabbed her shoulders.

"What why not! You and dipper get to do a lot of cool mystery stuff and you don't do a not of girly things with me! Well other than our dress up fashion shows, make sweats, do each others make up." Mable told you as she grabbed on to your hands.

" please this is my first time to hand out with someone new that's not you or Dipper. Mable asked you as she did her cute eyes.

"Ok ok you have a point but can I at least go with you. As our S.I.S.T.E.R code states on rule 35. If one of us wants to hand out with someone new. The other one has to be there to. We don't want another Josh situation, now do we?" You told her you got on your knees looking amable in the eyes.

"No we don't and you have a point to." Mable said as she gave you a hug.  Then she opens the door to show Gideon backing up. Seeming to be putting he's head up against the door.

"Ok Gideon we can hand out, but  y/n with have to come with me. As it's part of our S.I.S.T.E.R. code." Mable told Gideon as she stepped out the shake.

" oh... ok then I can see that the two of you are close so it's fine." Gideon said as he laughs nervously.

"Relax Gideon I won't be there completely. I'll just be off to the side so you two can have fun. So don't worry I won't bother you guy's fun." You told him with a small fake smile on.

"Alright then let's get going!" Mable said as she grabbed your hand and started to fallow Gideon pulling you along.

As the day went by you watched from a distance as the two would do each other's makeup. You on the other hand would just sit down on a chair close by and be on your phone.

Every now and then you would participate when Mable called you over. As the day ended you stole some eyeliner from the dressing room.

Mable then told you they were going to handout the next day. Saying something about them going to the roof of Gideons family wear house.

So you came as well but stayed on the ground leaning on a tree. As you stayed down there waiting for the " hang out" to be over. You just  keep having the felling that you were being watched.

Even when you looked around you didn't see or feel the presences of anything. It was more like it was just a figure of energy not having a physical form.

But you stoped looking as you see Mable walking towards you with a more nervous and uncomfortable  face on.

" Mable are you ok did anything happen up there?" You asked her as you both walked back to the Shake.

"Um we can talk about this back at the shake with Dipper." She whispers as she continues to walk ahead of you.

As the three of you got to the shake.Mable and Dipper played a video game as you got back to the journal.

"Well it's not a date, date?  I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I thought I'll throw him a bone. "Mable said as he then won the game."

"Mable guys don't work that way. He's going to fall in love with you." Dipper said as he then lost the game.

The sound of a knock at the door then shuts us up.

" Mable this has gotten a bit out of hand. So I will be going on this ( date) of yours." You told her as amable got up to answer the door. Only for Gideon to come in throw the door on a horse.

"A night of enchantment awaits m'lady." Gideon said with a smile as he held out his hand to Mable.

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —

Time skip

Gideon then took Mable to a date inside a ( fancy restaurant.)

You as always stud on the side lines, but this time it was now like Gideon was forcefully trying to separate you and Mable.

It was suspicious from the start, but this just had you on edge.

You then decided to spy on then a bit. So you sat down on a bench right outside the restaurant. But then you closed your eyes and did a few small circle on the ground.

Next thing you were able to watch what was happening. On the inside of the building from the shadows.

You watched as saw how Gideon then pressured Mable to to go on another date. You then started to have a headache from spying on them.

When amable got out with a lobster in hand. You told her that you couldn't accompany her on the next date.

After a bit of talking you told dipper what was happening. That he was going have step up since you were getting a headache.

As you got home and took a nap. You then had a weird dream were you were walking around in the forest. Until you made it to bridge over a lake. Then a blurred out figure float ahead of you giving you a necklace.

You then closed your eyes and then you opened them. To see you can only look out of your left eye. You put your hand up to were your right eye was only to see that you had black hood on your hand.

Then you woke up in the middle of the night. You looked down at tour hands and see that they weren't your human hands. They were more like bone claws you then passed out.

Then the next day after the second date Mable went on you went over to the shake. You see how Mable was covering up her face with her sweater.

"Ok this is it making you nervous was one thing, then pressuring you to go on second date is a bit much. But making you the most happy girl I know. Go to sweater town! That's enough Gideon has crossed the line and I'm going to tell him to back off!" You yell out after Dipper told you what happened while you recovered from your headache.

"I know! How about I go tell him to back off. While you keep an eye on Mable." Dipper suggested as saw how sick you still looked.

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                                 Time Skip

After amable asked Wendy how she was felling she made a concussion. To tell Gideon her self that they were not going to be together.

You fallowed close behind and arrived in time to see. Gideon was using his bollo tie to hold Dipper up in the sky choking him.

After amable said that they were not going to be together, but could still be friends.  She then walked up to him and the pulled out the tie of Gideon.

Making Dipper fall to the floor. She then throw it to you as you ran over to were Dipper was. Making Gideon run at the two of you so hard that the three of the fell out from the window behind you all.

Mable then grabbed the tie as she then used it to float herself and catch the two before they fell on the floor.

You then see that there was nothing to catch you fall until you see a tree grow out a beach. Catching you in the process of falling. As you climbed down the tree you then looked over to see Mable throw the tie on a rock braking it.

As Gideon said a threat to watch out for him he walked backwards to were you were standing.

You then  picked up Gideon by his hair  to your eye level and then looked him in the eyes.

"If you mess with my little brother or sister then your going have to face me!" You yelled out to him as your eyes for a moment we're yellow with a long black pupil and brown iris around it.

"Ahhh!? Let me go you freak!" Gideon yelled out as  screamed and got out of your hold running into the forest.

" Wait you think of us as your little siblings? Mable asked surprised as she walked over to you.

"We'll of course I do  you two may be four years younger than me. But you two are like the siblings I wish I had." You told them as you gave them a hug.

Third pov

As Gideon made little figures of Stan amable and Dipper. After he Frobisher making the y/n one. It then caught on fire the moment it was placed on the table.

“Ahhh!?”Gideon yelled out shocked and scared as the small figure fought in fire. “Weird just like that freak y/n.” He whispered as a shadow of a triangle was shown on the wall behind Gideon.

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[blindmagdalena]

my homelander playlist is such a game of russian roulette, because it consists both of songs that I think suit him/that remind me of him, but also just...songs that I think would regularly play obnoxiously loud over the speakers at Vought events that he hates that he knows the words to and probably sings to himself sometimes but it's whatever it's all bullshit talentless frauds these days 🙄 (we found love by Rihanna is stuck in his head for two weeks) (we found love by Rihanna has been stuck in My head for weeks)

he’s just like me as a teenager workin a mall job and hearing the exact same 5 pop songs playing over the intercom for 8 hours a day 😭

[zot3-flopped]

The thing with Louis' story about being blindsided by the end of the band is that it's total bullshit. He would have to have been completely out of every loop, to have been excluded from meetings at every point, and to be absolutely unobservant to the point of absence, for that to be true.

He just likes the drama. It's a lie that has been crated to facilitate his underdog career. His whole post 1D career is fishing for sympathy, creating this story that he is poor Louis who has overcome all the odds to have success, the power of the dream and all that guff.

In reality, we know the end of the band was discussed in late 2014 (Harry said this). We know future contracts were being discussed (as per Zayn) and that was before Zayn left, so between late 2014 and March 2015 when he left. We know they announced the hiatus in August 2015.

What Louis is suggesting is a reality where Harry said in 2014 'let's have a hiatus' and nobody wanted it so they carried on, Zayn left, they carried on until August when it was announced, and in all that time they never spoke of it again till the decision was made before August. Doesn't that sound ridiculous? Ten months of everyone avoiding the subject! Even when Zayn left! It is ludicrous that anyone would believe that. It's ludicrous that he even tries to peddle that myth.

They were by this point young men, four to four-and-a-half years into their careers, they were aware that their sales were falling, their tour sales were no longer great, and they themselves were not rubbing along as well as they had done. Louis might have objected but he had everything to lose. One Direction was an absolute gravy train for him, the talentless non-artist of the band (and the bar was quite low to be honest). However you don't have to be a genius to work out that he's talking shit, because if he really was so unaware then why is that? Was he in a coma? No. Was he not talking to the others? No. Was he absent from the many meetings there would have been to tie things up? Doubtful. He is just a fraud.

It was also no secret that in June 2016, Harry signed an $80m deal with Columbia for three albums. Articles like the one linked below made the situation crystal clear.

If Louis had any sense, he'd have realised Harry was going to be tied up making those albums for at least the next five years, yet Louis carried on lying to fans that the hiatus would only be for 18 months-two years.

[cuthechicane]

people being pressed about lando breaking an expensive artisan trophy like they don't make excuses weekly for a bunch of talentless hacks who crash their million billion dollar cars made from hand-baked carbon fibre into tyre barriers and force their mechanics to work overtime because they're frauds who can't drive like be serious

[ward-en]

Day 6- Camp Woodwind

Ok, so I worked super closely to a reference for this, hence the actually decent colours. But like omg I actually like it!!! I’ve gone from preferring to draw people over scenes to the opposite I swear it’s insane. But yeah I’m happy rn, this is a much needed w for me, I’ve been kinda harsh on myself recently so it’s nice to see that I’m not a totally talentless fraud lol. But anyways, love camp woodwind (definitely not just for exp grinding o.o). Used it to grind out the doom slayed achievement also which was a pain. Anyways I’m rambling I need to go to sleep, bye byee

[pinballvillain]

Who else up 7 beers deep feeling like theyre a talentless fraud who will never produce anything of value

[ikram1909]

de la Fuente is a fucking idiot. He has to be the most brain-dead, useless, and talentless coach I’ve ever had the displeasure of having to watch manage one of the teams I love since fucking Koeman. He destroys everything he touches, first Pedri and now Gavi, he is beyond moronic and a fucking pathetic excuse of a human being. Everyone was worrying yesterday when he said “good players don't rest” and now look what’s happened, Gavi could potentially be out for the entirety of the season due to a torn ACL. Not only is this devastating to Gavi and his mental health as well as his physical well-being, but Barcelona has just lost out on one of their best midfielders for who know how long because of the selfishness of one man. I'm the same anon that talked in a previous ask about how de la Fuente is so lucky to be coaching Spain because the quality of players make up for his fucking uselessness as a coach, and I have to say I’m beginning to think that de la Fuente is also aware that he has no business being Spain’s head coach. He consistently overplays talented young players like Gavi and Pedri to the point of injury despite not having to, I reckon it’s because he knows if he doesn't play with his best players at all times then people will realise what a shit manager he is and he’ll be exposed for the fraud he is.

He needs to get sacked for this. Gavi got injured because of his negligence that should be reason enough to fire the son of a bitch. He just put a KID to risk for no fucking reason I wish the worst on him and I hope he never sees a good day ever again. What a fucking scumbag.

[causesciencethatswhy]

I think it's because in BTS even if it was mostly rapline writing the lyrics it didn't feel like such big disconnect because they're bts members. Maybe a specific bts member didn't write the song but a bts member still wrote the song and people have different approaches to/expectations of different musicians based off of the type of artist they show themselves to be. No one ever fucking cares if Rih ain't credited on a song because that's not her thing. If the blonde girl released an entire album of non self written songs people it would be shocking because being a writer is tied into her identity as an artist. I mean some people were writing think pieces about the English trilogy and I think they was way more dramatic considering they're not completely uncredited the songs were released over several years and there was an entire album they created in the midst. Part of its lowkey cus armys were fighting for bts pen game for years and it's making us look bad now which isn't jk's (or tae's) problem but also you can't go around calling people talentless frauds who can't pick up a pen for years and not feel the slightest disappointment at your faves not participating in something they said they working on for years without extreme disconnect. People used it to talk shit but it was also a point of pride outside of other people.

I think you yourself have explained that this is simply a them problem and not a bangtan problem. And at the end of the day, jungkook can write and produce music, (some of the best music on the bangtan roster have come from him) so any anti saying he's incapable of writing music is just looking for a lazy drag.

At the end of the day, self produced albums may have been closely linked to bts as a group but all the members that make up bts, never committed to this sentiment. Jungkook especially puts his singing as the most inherent part of his artistry, so if he chooses to focus on that and his choreography and let's go of the writing/producing so he could release golden, then honestly what's so wrong about it? I would have understood the "immense disappointment "if it was Namjoon who was releasing an album in this format since his lyrics have always been central to the music he's released. But for someone like Jungkook whose time and time again talked about how conveying the right emotions in his singing and putting a powerful performance as being his greatest priorities as an artist, this format tracks for him completely. Interpretation of lyrics into music is also an art form in itself and shouldnt be looked down upon. Maybe in the future he will endeavor to more self production too, but I don't think his current desicions right now are taking away from his, or bangtans legacy for that matter. It's only breaking him and bangtan further into the industry and I'm not going to wish against it just because antis on the internet have something new to "drag them" about.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Temporary Secretary

Paul McCartney is a talentless hack and a blight upon the Beatles, and this song is no exception. It is genuinely devoid of creativity and is absolutely not ahead of its time in any way, shape, or form. It is not fun to listen to at all, and it's not fun to trick other people into listening to it.

Don't even bother looking at these lyrics:

Mister marks can you find for me Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee She can keep her job if she gets it wrong Ah, but mister marks I won't need her long All I need is help for a little while We can take dictation and learn to smile And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job

This is an absolutely abysmal opening to a song, and it's not funny at all. Paul is just so void of humor and charisma that it hurts. Then there's the chorus:

I need a Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Paul's voice is not the funniest thing ever at all, and he is genuinely such a hack fraud that it is painful.

She can be a belly dancer I don't need a need romancer She can be a diplomat But I don't need a girl like that She can be a neurosurgeon If she's doin' nothing' urgent What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

This song is so goddamn bad that it's painful. These are the worst lyrics sung by the worst Beatle and performed with the worst instruments. I hate this song with all my fucking heart and t is definitely not one of my favorite songs ever recorded.

-5/5. John should've beat Paul instead of Yoko.

[spindrifters]

Can I ask multiple? 🦋 🤲

Of course!

🦋what are you most insecure about when you post a fic?

I have a behavioral cycle surrounding posting a fic or a new chapter, and it goes a little something like this:

Decide I don't need a beta reader because I've never used one before and this is just the equivalent of telling a folktale around a campfire, after all.

Post fic.

Instantly worry that it's the worst thing I've ever written and everyone's about to realize I'm a talentless fraud.

Receive a nice comment, calm the fuck down, enjoy engaging with readers because this is the equivalent of telling a folktale around a campfire, after all.

🤲what do YOU get out of writing?

My brain slightly unscrambled and generally phenomenal human interaction.

fic writer asks

[thegoddesswater]

1, 13, and 21!

Thanks, Lano!

Who was your first ever OC? Do you still “use” them? How have they evolved over time?

He technically isn’t the first EVER because I have been making up stories since forever, but the oldest OC I can think of has to be Karn. Made him up in 2006 and worked with him until about 2008. Then he got benched. Which seems odd now because I revisited his character starting in 2022 and holy hells. I forgot how much I loved him. (I distinctly remember a class in high school where we did a guided meditation and he freaking appeared to me in it, complete with actual physical sensation of him hanging onto me -- threw me wildly off balance, like holy shit he was real in that moment. I was legitimately upset to have to leave him behind at the end of that. ANYWAY)

I feel like Karn hasn't really evolved over the years, so much as I just got better at writing him; I was not good at writing a ten-year-old kid when I was fourteen. That said, I've learned more about Karn since coming back for him, and he's no longer just the annoying child character. He's developed clearer hopes and fears and just an overall clearer sense of self (inasmuch as anyone has a solid sense of self as a kid). His role in the story kind of abruptly dropped off in the last few chapters of the old first draft he was in and I'm excited to find ways to fix that in the rewrite; he's not stealing the spotlight from the actual MC, but Karn's so present in the first bit that it's weird that I started just hand-waving him out of the story. He's thematically appropriate to keep around, dangit!

I've posted this picture before but look at my little guy. I love him so much (one day I might even finish colouring him)

13. Which story has the most lore?

Hands down, Talentless has the most lore. I used to keep track of it in a 30+ page document to keep track of the magic system alone.

I haven't fully developed the history of the world, but there's enough there that I could probably have a similarly sized document for historical events, or notes about the different countries.

One of my proudest moments of creating lore for Talentless was at 6:10 one morning when I just whipped up an entire fable from the Faerie cultures and typed it into Skype for my co-author. I believe the response was something like "Did you deadass just wake up and write an entire goddamn fairy tale in 20 minutes?"

21. When did you start considering yourself a writer/artist?

Heck if I know. I feel like I've stopped considering myself an "artist" in regards to drawings since I got hit with that artblock at the end of university. Now I feel like I'm just a writer who occasionally produces sketches - which is probably not fair to myself.

I feel like I still get a bit of imposter syndrome when I call myself a writer, because sometimes I feel like a fraud, but I know I am a writer. And I don't really know when I started thinking of myself as one. (Currently, though, one of my MCs is giving the cold shoulder and I need him to talk to me, so I think I'm feeling more down on my abilities than usual)

[nottobeadickoranything]

Kamala Harris is a child of British Commonwealth (right wing) immigrants and she herself did not live in the USA from ages 12-24. Even her identity politics are lies. Entering a relationship with Willie Brown while he was married, who then gave her $100,000 a year position on a board she never went to one meeting of, proves she is entirely corrupt, a talentless, idiotic rich kid who was handed everything on a platter without lifting a finger to deserve it. When she did, it was to withhold prisoners from release past their release dates, so she could sell more of the $1 an hour slave labor prison labor before it was raised to $2. She isnt a good person, she is a liar, her brains are mush, she's mentally an old 60 and she is a fraud from the jump - just like Donald Trump.

Vote Claudia de La Cruz for President.