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leewonkyeom · 1 year ago

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Your bias line is so good and you're so real for being Seokmin biased dk biased creatures are my favourite 😍 my svt bias unit (there are so many i decided to make a whole unit) has Jeonghan, Scoups (remember the green room aggressive 'gwiyomi' video??? Yeah I fell in love with him after watching that) Hoshi and Vernon (he was actually my first bias in svt i religiously watched every YT vid they put out because of him, Jeonghan and Hoshi)

Your neo bias and bias wreckers line is so good too you have TASTE ma'am and we also have some common biases! In the neo bias unit there's Taeyong, Jaehyun, Yuta (127) Jeno and Jaemin (dream), Jisung (U), YangYang (WayV) but despite all these biases my fav member has to be Mork (I'm sorry to all my biases 😭)

From Riize i thought i would end up being Sungchan or Shotaro (still can't believe they aren't in NCT anymore...) biased but I ended up being Wonbin, Sohee and seunghan biased

Other than that it's Hyunjin (stray kids) Mingi (Ateez) i don't really have a bias in got7 they are kinda like big brothers?? But my fav is bambam! Hyungwon and Shownu (monsta x), we have the same bias in Shinee (Key and Jonghyun 😭) Minho is the bias wrecker, Sehun (Exo), Taehyung (BTS), Soobin (txt) Jake (enha), Jihyo (Twice), Seulgi (RV)

Dw I had fun reading through your bias list! I think I gave you an even longer one 😭

FR 7th sense is so perfect i would give up my kidney function privilege to see them perform this live <33

Oh Christopher Nolan! I love his Batman movies and i watched inception which was good too! Which movie of his is your favourite?

Ahh the 00s classics! I love all those movies you mentioned! I really love watching films and TV shows (smth me and Vernon have in common) and one thing that's important to me is the fashion I am a big fashion lunatic and looove to see a good outfit on screen with that being said some of my favourite 'comfort' films are Clueless (1995), Fight club, Adams family (both 91 film and 60s sitcom), funny face, breakfast at Tiffany's, Heathers, pretty woman, the devil wears the prada, mean girls, pulp fiction, fallen angels (1995) and more. My favourite directors are Wong kar wai, Quentin Tarantino, Satoshi Kon and Hayao Miyazaki (maybe Martin scoresse too)

"dk biased creatures"😭 (sums me up though). you're bias line is also so good though😭 but either way i support stanning everyone in svt so ig i would say that anyways🤧🤧 my first biases (as far as i can remember) were wonwoo and shua, and then dk just took over at some point😭

we have so many in common for nct lmao😭😭 i support that a 100% as well. you have taste fr

but omg i get what you're saying about riize. like i for sure believe at this point i'm shotaro biased, but i keep looking at wonbin more and more👀👀

i get what you're saying about got7 being big brothers, but i was also at my peak ahgase at like 15 so ofc i have a bias😭 and i considered writing hyungwon for my bias in monsta x😭😭😭 like i love him sm, but my og bias was jooheon... i'm so illoyal when it comes to them

Sehun was my first bias in exo omg😭😭 (and exo was the group that got me into kpop) and i think taehyung was my first in bts?? because of the war of hormone mv lmao. and omgggg jihyo in twice!!! same!!! i forgot to mention her. and seulgi omg😭😭 you also have taste!! loved reading your bias list as well♡♡♡

omg what wouldn't i do to see 7th sense live😭 it's not a want, it's a need !!

the batman movies are def my least favorites of his bc i just cannot get into action movies😭😭 (except spider-man which is 🔛🔝). but i think memento might be my fave from the ones i've watched

but yess😭😭 i just love those 00s teenage romcoms😭 they just give such good vibes. bridget jones is also an honorable mention. like other than that i like horror movies, esp. cult classics like scream and jennifer's body, but i don't tend to watch those on repeat😭

omggg i love a lot of the movies you mentioned !! we def have similar taste. i don't think i've watched anything by wong kar wai though, what's your favorite movie?? (i love those other directors you mentioned though !)

btw i looked at your profile, and just to make sure, do you go by jolene?♡♡

#⭐️mutuals #🐱catsaki

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atlanticcanada · 1 year ago

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John Stamos says he tried to quit 'Full House' at first: 'I hated that show'

John Stamos spoke candidly about his time on the hit family-friendly sitcom “Full House,” and his comments may surprise you.

Appearing on last week’s episode of hot wing interview show “Hot Ones,” Stamos, who starred on “Full House” in the late 80s through the mid-90s as Uncle Jesse, admitted that he didn’t have very fond feelings for show at first – and even attempted to quit.

“I hated that show,” he said, going on to recall that the show was initially pitched to him as being similar to “Bosom Buddies,” the short-lived 80s sitcom starring Peter Scolari and Tom Hanks, but “with a couple of kids in the background.”

Stamos goes on to say that, at the time, he felt like he was “the star” of the show and had a “big shot” attitude in the early stages of production, so when his co-star Jodie Sweetin, who was just a child at the time, outshone him during the first table read, his ego was a little bruised.

“Jodie Sweetin, who plays Stephanie (Tanner), reads her lines and people are dying laughing – I mean, screaming,” Stamos said, adding, “I couldn’t even hear my lines, they were laughing so hard at her, and I’m like slinking down in my seat.”

He said he vividly remembers running out to the lobby to call his agent to say, “get me the f–k off this show!”

Ultimately, Stamos explained that with the help of his late co-star Bob Saget, and a nudge from his agent, he decided to give it a try.

“I fought it for a long time and then I finally said, ‘what am I doing?’ It’s a beautiful show built with sweetness and kindness,” he said, adding he came to the realization that “the central character was love,” and that “we were the best representation of a loving family – not a normal family – and it was the new normal.”

“Full House” aired on ABC between 1987 and 1995. The sitcom followed Saget’s character Danny Tanner, a widower who raises his three daughters with the help of Stamos’s “Uncle Jesse” Katsopolis, and his friend Joey Gladstone, played by Dave Coulier.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen – who Stamos hilariously also recently admitted he tried get fired from the show at first – starred alongside Sweetin and Candace Cameron Bure as the three Tanner daughters. Lori Loughlin played Stamos’ on-screen wife, Becky.

Stamos also starred in “Fuller House,” Netflix’s revival of the beloved series, which debuted in 2016 and ran for five seasons.

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#new brunswick #prince edward island #nova scotia #news #politics #canada #CTVAtlantic

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the-eclectic-wonderer · 4 months ago

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Okay. Alright. I'm okay. I've screamed enough. I've taken a few deep breaths.

Some final comments under the cut.

First of all I would like to say that aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Okay, I really am done screaming now.

I knew this would be the best (long) episode in the show, but man. This was the best episode by far (so far, at least). And not just because my darling wife Dorothy that I know and love was back (did you see her?? did you see how beautiful she was??? she was so pretty wasn't she??????), but...

Yeah, okay, it's because of that. Listen -- The Golden Girls worked for a reason, and that reason is the special balance between the four main characters (and actresses). Sure, Roland and Chuy are fun additions to the cast, but in the way Stan and Miles and all the regulars on Golden Girls were: they're secondary characters that work well with the Girls from a comedic point of view, characters that are great to bounce jokes off of, characters that can be used to introduce some original conflicts and plot points in fun ways, but ultimately what keeps the show together is the core relationship between the four Girls, and Dorothy's presence in this one highlights how much that core has weakened without her.

I believe Betty White once referred to the Golden Palace as 'a table with only three legs', and I've thought she was right from the very beginning of Golden Palace, but it just hadn't hit me how right she was until now. The difference is just... incredible. I've enjoyed all the moments between the Girls in the show so far, but with Dorothy there, they all just work and shine so much better. It's a completely different atmosphere. It really did feel just like 'old times'. The show is mostly fun without Dorothy, and of course Rue and Betty and Estelle are all exceptional, but once you bring Bea back into the mix it jumps from 'a funny sitcom' to magic. There's no way around it.

With that out of the way... man. This episode hurt me deeply and healed me at the same time. The Girls are so happy to be back together, and yet they're so mad and hurt because of Dorothy's marriage, and I just... I've screamed about this plenty during my live thread, but it was just unfair to separate them like this. Rationally there was no other solution -- Bea wanted to stop doing the show, and the other Girls wanted to go on, so they had to find a way to write Dorothy out of the story -- but in-universe separating them was just... cruel.

Look at how overjoyed Dorothy is to be back with her family!! Look at the way Rose and Blanche ran to her as soon as she arrived! Look at how excited Sophia was to see her Dorothy! I just can't, for the life of me, believe that Dorothy is happier over in Atlanta. I want her to be! I think she deserves to have a great life! But I just... can't.

And that makes me even more mad about the final minute or so. I think that maybe, just maybe, there was a component of 'they can't bear to say goodbye to each other again, so they don't really do it' -- and if there was, I can appreciate that -- but it seemed like the intent was to show that Blanche, Rose, and Sophia have moved on with their life and they don't need Dorothy anymore, and I just... I can't accept that. For one, because they told her they still need her barely half an episode before; and, most importantly, because they've just told her that they want her there. And, I don't know, I feel like that deserved to be properly shown on screen, instead of just sending her off with the most heartbreaking sadness in her eyes.

Apart from this note, though, it was a very good episode. I'm heartbroken at the idea that this was Dorothy's final appearance as a character, but it had to happen at some point -- and I'll go back to rewatch Golden Girls and see her in action faster than you can say cheesecake, so, you know, she's never really gone. I'll just have to believe in my heart that she eventually realized her mistake and came back to her family, where she belongs.

Ok. I have procrastinated as long as decency allows, but it's time. It's time for me to watch Dorothy's final appearance on screen.

Join me as I wear my mourning garb and press play on Seems Like Old Times, part 1 and 2!

#this is way more emotional than my usual final commentary but you know... dorothy...#she was so happy to be back with her family... and they were so happy to have her there...#let dorothy get back to her wives!!!! let her go back to her ma!!!! they love her and they need her there!!!!!!!!#like ok they tried to sell her marriage to lucas but i mean... im unconvinced #one 'i miss you too' isn't enough to counterbalance all she has with blanche and rose #still. im glad they took the time to let the girls talk about how hurt they were by her marriage out loud that was important #and im just... very disappointed about that final minute but. oh well #everything else was great #(except the fact that. you know. there's not going to be any more new dorothy from now on)#whew. that was a long one! hope i didn't clog up your dashes too much #have a nice night!#the golden palace #golden wives

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vaguely-smart · 2 years ago

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A very subjective ranking of the Superman and Lois characters

Love

Jonathan Kent

Ok I love this child so much. He's the epitome of gifted kid burnout and I relate to him to an unhealthy amount. I hope the writers give him more plot in season three and that they actually follow through on the storylines they write for him. Jon deserves to be treated better by the showrunners and most of the characters. He either need to get in a better place or just, like, spiral downwards and become a villain and/or just leave his family for a solo story (preferably either in a Disney sitcom with Jon-El or in a vampire hunting/befriending adventure) 10/10 Good Boy

Natalie Irons

Nat is a very close second to Jon in my opinion. She's just so nice. Her vibes are immaculate and I would want to be her friend. Her story is so interesting and I hope next season focuses more on the Irons rather than the Cushings. I love that they actually show her being smart and how they give her autonomy (unlike Jon). Her (and her dad's) hero moments feel the most earned to me and I would watch an entire show where they were the main characters. 10/10 good vibes

John Henry Irons

I'm sad to say this but I think John Henry Irons is probably the only actually good parent in this show, named after two parents. He actually talks things out with his daughter and treats her like a capable person?!? What a shocker. I gotta say, whenever he was fighting Clark in the first season I was rooting for him. All I can ask is that they stop hospitalising him, considering he's going to be working against intergang, hopefully he won't get sidelined into the ER next season. 10/10 best parent

Jon-El

I debated whether or not to put Jon-El higher than John Henry Irons. I think I like Jon-El more but in a more detached, point and scream "boyyyyyy" way than any actual feelings. He is great, though, and I'm pissed he didn't make it into the finale. He better be back next season. He doesn't get super developed but he's definitely a dramatic gay theatre kid with daddy issues. I am here for it and I will not hear otherwise. I just want the writers to give him screen time, therapy and a boyfriend tbh. In the words of Luz Noceda he is a "bad but sad boy" 10/10 dramatic disaster gay

Tah-Rho

I was indifferent/bored with him in season 1 but I'm season 2 I live for him. He's literally just vibing. He just wants a family. I just want to watch whatever random shenanigans he gets up to instead of helping the main story. He's just the weird uncle. I want to know what goes on in his head. He's so fun to watch. 10/10 chaotic bastard neutral

Denise Olowe

I have nothing against Denise. She seems like a chill person. She'll probably end up dating Jon and I wouldn't be opposed to it (she'd definitely be the best he's had). I'd totally be down to see her get more character development down the line. Like if they want to have a 'civilian' storyline, I'd much rather follow her family than whatever we're meant to call Sarah's disaster of a family. 10/10 seems nice

Kyle Cushing

Kyle gets an unnecessary amount of hate. Cheating is usually one of the only unredeemable actions in my eyes that good characters can take because it is just a wholly selfish action but I'm willing to give Kyle a chance. Sure he did cheat but it was in his bad phase when he was also being a bad parent and (possibly?) an alcoholic. He stopped of his own volition, though, and worked on himself to make sure that he could be a good father and husband. As far as I'm concerned the only thing he should really be trashed for is not telling his wife. I genuinely don't think the Kyle we see in season 2 is the same person who had an affair. Another thing is you can see how much Kyle genuinely loves his family. He's so supportive of both Sarah and Lana and he is their number one supporter. I honestly think he's the second best parent in the show. Sure he's an absolute idiot in some of the things he does and says but he is trying to work on himself and he just constantly gets sh*t on. (I do think a lot of this is tied to the fact that Eric Valdez plays home really well) 10/10 he's trying

Jordan Kent

I don't have that much to say about Jordan. He's chill for the most part. I want him to succeed and be happy and stuff. Sometimes his vibes are off and vaguely serial killery but for the most part I like him. 10/10 I like him

Mitch Anderson

It's fun to watch him suffer. I live for whenever his bad decisions decide to come back to bite him. It's just so fun to watch. I did feel really bad for him in episode 10, though. It broke me when he and Jordan-El were trying to talk about Bizarro Superman. I really wish he didn't die in that episode. I would have preferred it if he died in the final battle with Ally. It just felt anti-climactic, how it played out. I literally didn't even realise he died. 10/10 should have died in episode 15

Indifferent

Sam Lane

I don't know what to say here. He's there. He does stuff. It is interesting how he sometimes switches between a minorly antagonistic role and a protagonistic one. I don't have any strong feelings about him except that he should have been a better dad. 10/10 he sure was there, wasn't he?

Lois-El

She's there. She doesn't really get much screen time. I really felt for her when she was leaving Kal, though. 10/10 girlboss?

Lois Lane

Pretty similar to her dad, honestly. Seriously though it really feels like she drops the ball with Jon so much (not as much as Clark, though). I have faith that her character could be good if she wrote her well, so I more hate the execution rather than the actual character, if that makes sense. I hope they do her better next season 10/10 could have potential if literally anyone else wrote for her

Jor-El

He's there. He looks sad. 10/10 he needs a hug

Kal-El

I'm sympathetic towards him but also it pains me to watch his scenes. Like stoooopp you pain me. 10/10 second hand embarrassment

Chrissy Beppo

People rag on her too much. Like sure, she definitely is annoying and feels too entitled about information but put yourself in her shoes. Her idol just came in and bought half of her newspaper so now they are co-owners but Lois doesn't treat her like an equal and she definitely is keeping a tonne of secrets. From the audience's perspective Lois's actions are understandable but Chrissy has every right to be pissed at Lois, especially since their profession is all about telling the truth and journalistic integrity. Of course she doesn't want to be lied to. 10/10 annoying but not wrong

Dislike

Sarah Cortez

I'm a lot more forgiving of Sarah because she's an actual teenager and at least she told Jordan basically straight away that she kissed Aubry (though it shouldn't have happened in the first place). The whole trying to make Jordan and Aubrey friends thing is kind of strange but I can see where Sarah's coming from. Aubrey can relate to what she's going through, which she feels like she can't really talk to Jordan about because as far as she knows his home life is pretty great. There's also the fact that Jordan in no way expressed how upset he actually was about the kiss to Sarah's face. It's easy to say that Sarah literally thought Jordan wasn't too hurt. I know at least with my friends when we were 14/15 a bunch of people had dated or confessed crushes on other people and we were still all friends. You can totally be friends with people you've had/have romantic feelings for and Sarah might have been thinking along those lines. All in all, some of Sarah's actions are rude/annoying but she seems like she's trying but is just finding a little hard to see things from Jordan's perspective because she's so caught up in her own drama (which I might add, a lot of which has been publicised to the entire town) 10/10 will probably be better once she knows the secret and grows up a little

Clark Kent

Clark, what are you even doing?!?! Whatever it is, it pains me! He's just so dense. And blind (you sure you don't actually need real glasses, my dude?) He just is just such a bad parent to Jon. Can we please go back to season 1 writing for him? Please?!?! Hopefully the showrunners look at people's reactions to Clark and do something about it!!! 10/10 do better you idiot!

Candice Pergande

I dislike every one of her scenes except for the last one. When she goes to talk to Lois and Sam she does actually look remorseful and like she is trying. It feels like we were meant to see more scenes of her like that but they were cut or something. Obviously she should have taken accountability but she's doing it for her father so she's not doing it from a strictly selfish standpoint and it's very easy to see how she might feel stuck and scared in this position. She feels like she could have potential and I hope if she is kept around (unlike Teagan) that the writers will expand more on her character and actually make her likeable. 10/10 let's hear her out

Hate

Lana Lang

I don't even know what to say about Lana. I feel like most of it has already been said by other people. She's just so insufferable and rude all the time. She's so entitled and I hate how she reacted to Clark's secret, especially by being mad at everyone except for Clark. Like b*tch just shut up!!! Please! I get Lana's under a lot of pressure but it's so obvious that she doesn't care about her behaviour and neither do the writers. It's so annoying. I hope she gets sidelined so much more next season 10/10 please, either get a reality check or just leave

Lucy Lane

She's just annoying and is given too many chances. How come Lucy who was the right hand man for a litteral world ending cult gets forgiveness easier than Jon who took drugs like three times. 10/10 shouldn't she be behind bars or something?

George Dean

I couldn't decide whether to put him or Ally at the bottom. He is intentionally insufferable and, I gotta say, the writers finally succeeded at something. He's so smug and annoying and I can't stand him! 10/10 of course he's in politics

Ally Allston

Booooooooo. Not that intimidating. Really annoying. I hate how she talks. I hope she doesn't return and just stays in prison for the rest of her life (this goes for both of them) 10/10 I hate her (squared)

Best Boiiii

Timmy Ryan

"Even Chads deserve character development"

"And love"

10/10 deserves an enemies to lovers arc

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partiallystar · 7 years ago

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oh my favorite part of emotional instability? getting blow up crazy mad at the drop of a dime over little things

#personal tag #negative #long in tags #my mom and i were watching the good place -- * i * was watching the good place -- and she asked to turn it off a #nd now i'm Really Fucking Angry I Guess #like. i get like this too! i get it! i don't like ~staring at a screen~ that long either but you know how much shitty fucking tv i sit th #ru in the Name Of Family Time! i fucking hate football i hate listening to dad yell i hate fucking greys anatomy but i sit through it anyway #and it bothers me that like. i don't know. it's stupid and disproportionate and i know that! but i just wanna watch a fucking show when the #fuck do i ever sit down and binge a stupid fucking show #if i have to deal with 13 reasons why and game of thrones and endless white heterosexuals with stubble and too much money looking for houses #you can let me have one fucking nbc sitcom on one day jesus fuck why am i so fucking angry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#love anger love to know how to fucking process it someday #and im mad bc like. its a bubble. i had a Good Headspace and i fucking hate that one stupid reasonable request by my mother who i love sets #off this huge molten lava thing and i wanna kick and scream and cry like a stupid fucking toddler and beat myself up over it like a stupid e #mo fuck #god. god!#it's not that big a deal! it's not a big fucking deal you stupid fuck!#stupid good for nothing selfish idiot emo attention hoarding selfish idiot piece of shit

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tellmealovestory · 4 years ago

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Planning

Summary: Planning for the wedding has begun with choosing a color palette.

Notes: Also posted on my ao3. Part of Something More

I know that it’s been awhile since I’ve last posted and even longer since I’ve updated this and for that I am so sorry. The past few months have been rough and I’ve been struggling to write anything, but I’m trying which is what counts I guess.

I haven’t forgotten about Something New - there’s for sure one more part, possibly two, but for now here’s something and again I am so sorry for how long it’s been taking me to get these posted.

Warnings: Surprisingly none - unless you count idiots in love falling more in love.

"Black and yellow?"

"No."

"Purple, orange and black?"

"No."

"Red, white and blue?"

"Bucky, no!" Laughing at his suggestions you playfully shoved his shoulder as he shot you a grin full of mischief. “Besides, I think those are more Steve's colors."

“You opposed to pastels?" His grin only widened when you wrinkled your nose in distaste. "Red and pink?"

“Red and pink isn't the worst idea you've had," you mused, a thought working its way into your mind as you eyed the mess that surrounded you.

“Sweetheart-,” he started, but you silenced him with a look.

Reaching for a bridal magazine, one of many that laid scattered across the floor of the living room where you were both currently seated you flipped through it while Bucky continued to rattle off suggestions. Frowning, you pushed it aside before grabbing another one. Finding what you were looking for you showed him a spread with dark reds and pinks and a gold that had the barest hint of a shimmer. It was for a Valentine’s Day wedding and while you weren’t getting married on that date you still thought it was pretty.

One look at his face told he wasn’t impressed.

"Neons would be better,” he said with a shrug of his shoulders, his fingers flicking a brightly colored post it note that was sticking out from the magazine.

"Please tell me you're joking."

"Maybe."

“James!”

And this time he was the first to laugh, the richness of his voice filling up the room and drowning out the sitcom dialogue that drifted from the television a few feet in front of you.

He made it difficult at times like these to get and stay annoyed at him, but nevertheless you made an attempt with a glare shot in his direction. It was useless though when he was looking at you like that. All bright blue eyes shining with a love that still managed to steal your breath anytime he glanced at you. Laugh lines around his mouth and before you had a chance to warn him that he was seconds away from not having any say in your wedding colors he was tilting his body towards yours, lips landing on the side of your head. An innocent kiss, but it sent your heart spiraling.

Almost as much as when he murmured against your skin with breath that was warm and smelled of the chocolate ice cream you’d been sharing, “Alright, show me what you were thinking.”

Waking up your sleeping laptop that rested on the coffee table you expertly navigated the rabbit hole of Pinterest. Scrolling past boards you had created for flowers and centerpiece ideas, dresses and cakes you found the one titled colors.

A sea of palettes stared back at you; turquoises, magentas, oranges and yellows. Mints and whites. Pastel purples and soft pinks, creams and pale blues that screamed romantic. Greens and blushes. Purple and grays.

And finally, towards the bottom of the board a mix of navy blues, grays and burgundy. Burnt oranges and peaches. Sunflower yellows and dusty blues.

A collection of colors that reminded you of him.

“Something like this I thought.” Chewing on your lower lip you glanced from Bucky to the screen and back again. Anticipation thrummed through your veins as you waited for him to say something.

“It’s a lot of blues.”

“You look good in blue.”

“All the burgundy?”

“You also look really good in burgundy.”

“You really picking colors based on how I look in them?”

“No,” you scoffed with a quick roll of your eyes that he saw right through. “Okay, fine, but it’s not the only reason.”

“You gonna share those other reasons?” He asked, leaning forward to take a closer look.

"Um... I... like those colors?" Even to your own ears the words rang false. "And they're a better choice than the random ones you were shouting out." There another reason added to your list.

"Y/N," Bucky said, amusement dripped from his voice and he bit back a smile as he pushed the laptop towards the middle of the coffee table.

For a moment the only sound in the apartment was that of a commercial advertising pizza.

Turning to you he cradled your face in his hands. "You know no ones gonna be looking at me," he said softly, the pad of his thumb brushed across your cheekbone. "They're all gonna be looking at you and how beautiful you are."

"I haven't found something to wear yet."

"Doesn't matter, sweetheart."

Biting your lip your eyes danced between his and you couldn't help asking, "What if I get a really poofy dress and I end up looking like a cupcake again?"

It was a struggle for Bucky not to laugh at the mention of a cupcake. A million memories ago, but he could still remember that night. Your fathers wedding to his new, younger bride, the hideous pink dress she had made you to wear, the endless teasing you had endured from him, the new nickname he had bestowed upon you before you banned him from ever calling you that again. In his mind it didn't matter if when your wedding came you wore a dress that made you look like a cupcake, drenched in pink that looked as if it came from a jumbo sized bottle of pepto-bismol you'd still be beautiful in his eyes.

Dipping his head down he brushed his lips against yours in a kiss sweeter than any cupcake he had ever tasted.

"Doesn't matter," he whispered again, his mouth moving over yours slowly. "You’re still gonna be the most beautiful person in the room, cupcake."

It was hard to kiss him back when your lips were curling up into a smile, a laugh bubbling to the surface followed by a rush of memories at the mention of cupcake. He hadn’t called you that in years and though you still hated it you didn’t have it in you right now to tell him to shove it.

“Is that your way of telling me you hate my choices?” You asked, breathless from the feeling of his lips against yours. “No,” he laughed, stealing another kiss. “It’s my way of saying you should really give my suggestions another chance.”

“Buc-,”

“I’m kidding!”

Another kiss, this one to your forehead as the commercial ended and the sitcom returned. Turning your attentions back to the screen at the same time you rested your head on his shoulder, eyes scanning through the options again, his for the second time and yours for what felt like the hundredth since first compiling the list.

“I really do like these colors. Especially this one,” you said, bringing up a palette with dusty and navy blues, marigold and a hint of dark green.

No matter how many options you had looked at you kept going back to it. It was pretty and it was an added bonus that he looked in most of those colors.

“That the one you want?”

Biting your lip you switched back to your second choice. Navy blue, maroon and gray. More colors he looked good in, more colors that you had been drawn to, but in your heart you knew which one you wanted.

“Yeah, but what do you think?”

“I like it,” he said.

“You agreed to that awfully quick.” Your tone was light and you couldn’t help asking, “Are you only saying that cause you’re tired of looking?”

“No. ‘M saying it cause you like it.” His eyes darted down to the shiny engagement ring that sat pretty on your ring finger. Lifting his gaze up he continued, “And cause I don’t care about the colors.”

No sooner did the words leave his mouth and he was left scrambling to explain when he saw your widened eyes.

“Sweetheart.” His hand slid along your cheek. “Whatever colors you choose are gonna be fine, but I’m not gonna be paying attention to them. Our friends and family might, but the only thing I’m gonna be paying attention to is you and how I’m finally marrying the woman of my dreams.”

His words sunk in amid the closing credits of a sitcom and as tears welled in your eyes and your laptop drifted off to sleep the only words you could manage were a breathless, “Oh, Bucky.”

You had never thought planning your wedding would be so emotional.

You kissed him softly, savoring the way his lips moved against yours in a practiced ease that still made your stomach fill with butterflies. Just as he was about to deepen the kiss you pulled back with a start and a flurry of questions.

“Wait, if you don’t care about this why did we spend two hours looking and why did you offer such awful suggestions?”

Bucky swallowed, his cheeks flushing deep pink. “You asked me to,” he said simply, before adding on as his cheeks turned even darker, “Maybe I wanted to make you laugh a bit.”

Mission accomplished.

Parting your lips to speak he beat you to it saying, “I also wanted to spend time with you and I know how much planning this means to you.”

It felt as if your heart was going to burst right out of your chest. You didn’t know anyone who would willingly want to spend that much time going over colors, debating between two shades that were nearly identical when they could have been doing something they enjoyed.

Searching for the words to tell him all of that you came up empty, settling with a simple, but true, "I love you, Bucky."

Which you followed up with another sweet kiss, once again marveling at how lucky you were to be marrying him.

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes fluff #bucky x reader #my writing

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enigmatist17 · 2 years ago

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So my little sister has finally begun getting me to watch all the MCU stuff that's come out since Endgame. I was always there at every release before, but this never ending Panini sapped a lot of my strength and desire :(

Now not all is lost, I've finally begun my journey (technically started on the 4th) and have watched all listed:

Wandavision: I kinda liked it, even though I'm not one for sitcoms I absolutely l o v e d how they used it to help tell Wanda's story. I'm still not the biggest fan of their pairing, but it's a tale of grief that was done extremely well and it's a good 8/10

The Falcon and the Winter Solider: I unfortunately didn't find this one as good as Wandavision :(

I liked it don't get me wrong, and I absolutely loved how they showed Bucky and his now freedom from the next fight/brainwashing over the last 70 years. Sam was absolutely crushing it, and his outfit at the end???

Fucking 👏 awesome 👏

It kind of lost steam in the middle, and the climax kind of felt a little overachieving for me, if that makes sense. Did love the dialogue between the two and Artem, absolutely hilarious and I like that even he gets a sort of arc/is able to explain his side of what he did to them. 7.5/10, will definitely watch it again without fireworks interrupting me lol.

Loki: 👀🤌👀🤌👀🤌

Definitely my favorite one so far 😍

If you know me that is 0% surprising, but I've missed my little shit of a Norse god so much and to see him again??? 🤌

The chewing of the scenery, the smarmy attitude, the way he grows after finding out what would have happened to him, and how he finally admits he wants to help people, I l o v e it so much.

I cannot wait to see season 2, I was 100% invested and that ending had me practically screaming at the screen AAAAAAAAAA

I will say, my only issue is the whole Sylvie thing, I am.....not sure what to think <:/

Overall 9.5/10, bring me more Gator!Loki 👏

Black Widow: Oh my girl needs a hug :(

This movie really needed to be shown before Endgame, the fact you see her find one family and go to fix her other one is just 🤌

I dont have much to really say, I liked it and the comedy is kind of what I want in MCU movies, there but not way the hell overwhelming like Ragnorok

Overall 9/10 🫂

What If?: I liked it :D

Not much to say, I liked most of the episodes despite some being dark as hell, and I laughed at Frat boy Thor more than I probably should have 🤣

Can't wait to see, or at least I think I will, see Strange Supreme, and Peggy was 🤌

9/10 :)

I'll go more in detail with each once I watch them a few times over, but so far I'm liking them all and can't wait to see Shang-Chi (?) next time :)

#mcu #loki #loki series #what if #black widow movie #mcu spoilers #fatws spoilers #fatws #wandavision #wandavison spoilers

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riverofdarkness · 2 years ago

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When I saw you

Title: When I saw you Chapter: Epilogue Pairing: DaouOffroad, PentorPluemon Rating: PG Genre: Romance Summary: What if you don’t end up just chasing your dreams in a singing competition?

7 - Epilogue

3 months have passed and the group has finally debuted. They are called Laz1. They have prepared hard for it. In between the members also still had to study for school. And they made an appearance in the BL sitcom Rak Diao.

Pentor hasn’t spent that much time with Pluem. It’s difficult since Pentor is really busy and since Pluem is not in the group. So they make the absolute most of the time they do have.

For Daou and Offroad there’s no problems. They are both in the group so they see each other almost 24/7. Sometimes to the displeasure of the other members. Daou and Offroad will use every moment to hug, touch and kiss each other.

Daou got a cat. So Daou and Offroad are now cat parents. Offroad is a bit jealous sometimes. He sometimes feels Daou loves the cat more than he loves him.

“Offroad why are you sulking” Daou asks?

“I saw you playing and sleeping with your cat earlier”.

“Offroad yes I love my cat, I do. But there’s another cat I love more” Daou responds.

“Another cat? Don’t tell me it’s Geler’s cat” Offroad huffs.

“When it comes to this cat I hug, kiss and sleep with it every night”.

“WHAT? Are you calling me a cat” Offroad pouts.

Daou starts to laugh. O how much he loves Offroad.

Pluem and Pentor

Pluem has been texting Pentor a lot. Pluem feels a bit sad since he hasn’t seen Pentor that much. And he just wants to hug and kiss him. Little does he know Pentor has a surprise in store.

Pentor has the weekend off. The company let them rest for a bit. He will use it to visit Pluem. He can’t wait to see his boyfriend again and embrace him in his arms. Seeing Daou and Offroad being all lovey dovey all the time makes him lovesick.

Pentor has already been in contact with Pluem’s mom so he knows Pluem is at home the weekend.

It’s a nice sunny day and Pluem is outside in the garden when his phone starts to ring. He looks at the screen and sees Pentor’s name.

“Hey boyfriend what’s up” Pluem says.

“Hey lovely. I am calling you to tell you I sended a gift to you. It should arrive in a couple minutes”.

“A gift. Wow I wonder what that is. But the best gift would still be seeing you” Pluem says”.

“I know. But I gotta hang up now. Love you” Pentor says.

And with that Pentor hangs up. A couple minutes later the doorbell rings. Pluem walks to the front door to go and get his gift.

Pluem opens the door and is shocked when he sees who is in front of the door.

“PENTOR YOU ARE HERE” Pluem screams while he pulls him into a really tight hug.

“Pluem I love you but you don’t need to hug me to death” Pentor says.

“Whoops sorry I am just so happy to see you” Pluem responds.

They stay like that for a while and then Pluem invites Pentor into his home.

Daou and Offroad

What do you do when you have the weekend off? You spend even more time together. They went to Isaan. To go and visit Sai Thong National Park.

“Wow Daou, it's so beautiful here. And look at all those tulips” Offroad says with a bright smile.

Daou loves it when Offroad smiles. It makes him all happy.

“Yes, those tulips are beautiful. But not as beautiful as you are” Daou responds.

Offroad begins to blush. Daou is never shy of giving him compliments.

They walk around further and they end up at this beautiful waterfall.

After walking for 2 hours Daou suggests to go and eat something.

“The food here is really good” Offroad says.

“Yes it is. We should come here again someday” Daou responds.

“Next time we should bring Pluem and Pentor” Offroad says.

Daou nods. That sounds like a good idea.

Pluem and Pentor

Pluem and Pentor are watching a movie and Pentor is all snuggled up against Pluem.

“It feels so good laying here next to you” Pentor says.

Pluem is stroking Pentor’s hair.

“It is and I missed it so much. Having you here in my arms. Too bad I have to let you go again in 2 days” Pluem says.

Pentor knows. He wishes he could stay longer but his career is calling.

“I know. So let’s make the most of the next day” Pentor responds.

When the movie has ended Pluem sees Pentor is sleeping. Poor boy must be tired from all the hard work. He gives Pentor a kiss on the cheek.

Daou and Offroad

They have finished their food so they decide to walk around in the town they are in.

“We should get a souvenir to bring home” Offroad says like a little kid.

Daou smiles at the way he is talking.

“Go find something you want then and I will buy it for you” Daou responds.

Offroad looks around the store they are in and soon something catches his eye. Daou takes it and pays for the souvenir. Daou and Offroad then head back to the place they are staying.

“I had a great day but my feet are killing me” Daou says.

“Well how about we snuggle up on the couch to watch something” Offroad says.

“Watch something? Why watch when we could also do something” Daou says with a smirk.

“Do something? What do you mean Daou?” Offroad says with an innocent smile.

“I’m sure a cat like you knows what I mean” Daou responds.

And with that he leans in to give Offroad a kiss.

Pluem and Pentor

Pentor is the first to wake up. He feels a bit stiff. He then sees he has slept on the couch and Pluem is next to him. He smiles.

Pentor gets off the couch and walks forwards to the kitchen. He is a bit thirsty. And he might as well look if there’s anything in the kitchen to make breakfast yet.

Pentor hasn’t been up for that long and Pluem awakens. He sees he is alone on the couch but he hears a sound coming from the kitchen.

Pluem gets up and walks forwards to the kitchen. He sees Pentor is making breakfast.

“Hmmm I see I have an attentive boyfriend right here. Or should I say food lover” Pluem says with a smile.

“Hey why does everyone keep saying I love food so much” Pentor says.

“Because maybe you do”.

Breakfast is ready so they go and eat.

“What do you wanna go and do today, Pentor?” Pluem asks.

“Well I don’t know much about where you live. So how about you show me around” Pentor responds.

“Hmmm I can definitely do that for my love”.

Pluem first tells him about the surrounding area. He also lives nearby an old fishing town where you can take boat trips. Pentor likes the sound of that. A boat trip.

The boat takes them around some beautiful scenery.

“Wow I love where you live. It’s so beautiful and peaceful. Meanwhile I am staying in busy Bangkok” Pentor says.

“Well sometimes you have to sacrifice some things for your big dream. But this could be your getaway place then when you have time off” Pluem responds.

Pluem is right. This could be his getaway place, Pentor thinks.

After the boat trip they found a place to eat.

“The view from this restaurant is beautiful” Pentor says.

“It really is and the food is also good” Pluem responds.

Daou and Offroad

Offroad wakes up and then looks at Daou sleeping. He looks so peaceful. Last night was definitely fun though.

He sees Daou waking up and stretching his arms. Daou then accidently hits Offroad.

“Daou what did you do it hurts” Offroad says.

“I am sorry, cutie. I forgot for a moment you were next to me” Daou responds.

“You better make it up to me”.

“Hmm what do you want? A kiss? Or do you want something more?” Daou says, smiling.

“I am in love with your kisses so I wouldn’t say no to them”.

“A kiss it is then Offroad”.

Pluem and Pentor

The day has come to an end. One more night and Pentor has to go back. Thinking about it makes him cry.

Pluem sees some tears falling from Pentor’s eyes.

“Pentor, what is going on?” Pluem says while bringing his hand to cup Pentor’s face.

“It just makes me a bit sad when I am thinking of having to leave” Pentor responds.

“It’s okay Pentor. I get it. I know it’s hard but we will make it through”.

Pluem then leans in to give Pentor a kiss. It’s a soft and sweet kiss.

“Are you sure Pluem? Do you really think we can make it and not drift apart?” Pentor says in a sad voice.

“We can always call, text and zoom with each other. We can make it work” Pluem says.

Pentor hopes Pluem is right.

“Let’s go and sleep in each other's arms” Pluem says.

Daou and Offroad

“So Daou, what do you want to do today?” Offroad asks.

“Well something that doesn’t end up killing my feet” Daou says while laughing.

“How about we go to the Mekong river? We can take a boat trip. And I heard they have a night market and some restaurants with live music” Offroad responds.

“That sounds like a great way to spend the day” Daou says.

So off they go.

The boat trip took them also though a part of Laos. Daou saw that Offroad was smiling the whole trip.

“It’s so beautiful here Daou. I am glad you suggested we go to Isaan” Offroad says with a big smile on his face.

Seeing Offroad smile makes Daou happy. Offroad deserves the world.

After the boat trip they went to find a restaurant to eat at and to enjoy the live music. The food was good and they decided to walk around to wait for the night market.

They ended up buying some more food to eat at the market and another souvenir to take home.

The day is coming to an end so time to head back to the place they are staying.

“Today was great. Sad we have to go back tomorrow but glad I got to spend the weekend with you” Daou says.

Offroad feels the same way. And he still can’t believe he found the love of his life at a competition to form a new boyband.

“Well even when we have to get back we will still see each other almost every day” Offroad remarks.

“Yes and I am glad. I couldn’t imagine being in the band without you Road” Daou replies.

Offroad just feels so loved.

They decide to head to bed since they have to get up early to leave. Back to Bangkok. Back to Laz1. Back to their dreams.

Pluem and Pentor

The alarm clock goes off. It’s early but that’s because Pentor has to leave early to Bangkok. Pluem wakes up, looks at Pentor and gives him a kiss on the forehead.

Pentor turns his head and looks at Pluem.

“I wish we could stay like this Pluem” Pentor says.

“I know Pentor, I know” Pluem responds.

They get out of bed to get ready. Pentor already packed most of his stuff the night before. While packing his last stuff Pluem is preparing a quick breakfast. Pentor should not leave on an empty stomach.

Pluem sends Pentor off to the train station. It’s a 2,5 hour train ride back to Bangkok.

While saying their goodbyes Pentor is about to cry. Pluem sees his face.

“Please don’t cry or I will cry too” Pluem says while holding Pentor’s hands.

“I will try not to” Pentor says with a light smile.

Pluem gives Pentor a kiss and then it’s time for Pentor to take the train.

“Call me as soon as you get back” Pluem says.

“I will” Pentor responds.

Pentor steps inside the train and the train takes off.

#daouoffroad #pluempentor #fanfic #fanfiction #when i saw you #genre: romance

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dimensionwriter · 4 years ago

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FlufftoberDay 4: Fake Dating

Axel x GN! Reader

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Am I deciding to treat the Axel lovers? Yes, yes I am.

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You should’ve have know something was about to go wrong when you saw Screw sitting at their desk with a smirk emoticon on their screen. Nothing good ever comes from that android when they’re feeling devious.

“So, what I am hearing is that you want us to go undercover to this...” you didn’t even want to say it. It was so embarrassing. “Android lovers festivals as a couple. Why?” This wasn’t part of the job. You were suppose to make sure that everyone felt safe, no matter their species. Not play pretend to go undercover.

“Listen, last year there was a few people trying to sell android illegally there. This year, we just want to make sure the same thing doesn’t happen. You two are to just go there and make sure to report anything suspicious,” Daniel explained, leaning back in his chair. You responded with a slow blink as you tried to process what he was saying.

“Where does dating have to come in? Can’t we just go there as, I don’t know, ourselves,” you yelled, trying to get your bosses to see the problem. First, they make Axel and you move in together, now this. What’s next, having to marry each other forever in the name of comradeship.

“Well,” Screw started typing, leaning forward. You just gave up when you saw that. This robot will not talk with reasoning. “This is an android lover convention. It would be pretty odd if a human and an android walked in without being a couple. They are either weirdly alone ooorrrrrr-”

You fell back into your chair to place a hand over your head. Why you? Do they even realize how awkward it will be to pretend to date your coworker? And why do you even need to pretend to date if no one will ask?

“Well, Axel, do you disagree with this?” You moved your hand to look over at Axel who was sitting next to you. His posture hasn’t changed at all since you guys were called in. He hasn’t spoken a word about this.

“I do not mind having to. As long, of course, it gets the job done,” he wrote in that same normal grey times new roman font. You squinted your eyes at it to see the bottom had a slight pink tint to it.

“There it is. Now go take off those old uniform jackets and get ready for a convention,” Screw wrote while clapping their metal hand. Is this even a job anymore or is this a sitcom?

A hand was placed on your back, but you didn’t lift your head off the steering wheel. You thought conventions would be small. This one wasn’t even one you really heard of before, so you believed deeply in your heart that it would be small. So, why are you parked outside of a stadium where there are cars everywhere?

A low whizzing sound caused you to look over to the passenger seat. Axel was sitting with his head to the ceiling. His outfit was a red shirt with a pair of black leather pants. A few chains and necklaces were frappes around him. He wasn't wearing this earlier, did he change?

"Hypothetically typing, is it that bad to date me?" Axel wrote in a small font. His hand wrapped around his knees as he looked over at you.

Oh, no he's getting the wrong idea. "No, you're a wonderful android. You're sweet, nice, and quite hardworking. Not to include it's adorable how you watch baking shows at 3 am when you think I'm sleep. You're a catch that any luck person would like to be with."

His form stuffed up which you translated to most likely from shock. He quickly turned his screen away from you to stare out the window. In the reflection, you could see the bright pink glow emanating from his screen.

"So, you want to go in?" You asked, leaning around to see his screen. It was kind of cute every time his screen went pink.

He didn't look at you, but opted for nodding his head. You tried your best to hold your snicker in as you unlocked the doors.

The stadium was quite large with silver beams shining proudly in the morning sun. The grass around it was glimmering in elegance from the morning dew. Maybe, just maybe, this won't be so bad.

It went bad. It went so bad so so fast. Axel and you walked into the stadium side by side and a man was at the entrance sitting at a table. He welcomed you to the "A.L.C" and his next question was if the two of you were together or individual.

Before you could open you mouth, a low mechanical purr came from behind you. A cold hand was placed on your shoulder causing you to look up to see a circular head with a screen on it, it almost reminded you of those old style television. "I sure hope this delectable thing isn't."

Axel's arm went around your waist and pulled you away from the weird android and into his side. He was a lot more warmer than the other android, weirdly enough.

The man at the desk said that's all he needed to know. He told you guys to go to the backroom behind him and to follow the path. He even threw in a cheeky wink.

Now any person with a brain would instantly connect what just happened together. The other android was just a test for something and apparently you two passed enough to be let into this secret area. This must be what Screw was telling you about.

Axel and you held on to each other until you were out of their sight. You rushed forward through the hallways, looking for the exit that could potentially lead to this 'backroom'.

A light appeared at the end of the tunnel and you two glanced at each other and nodded. This has to be it. So, you ran forward into the light, ready for actions.

And ended up right where you are now. On the stage, in the middle of football field, in metal chairs. To your left was a tall lanky human man next to a dark blue android. To your right, past Axel, was a plump non-binary person with there miniature android.

"Welcome to A.L.C. year 5, everyone," the announcer screamed into the microphone. There had to be at least 2 thousand people and andriods around you that instantly started screaming or whirring. "Today, we found 3 lucky couples that will be yelling about their cross species love."

You ignored their screaming and applauding to glance at Axel. He was sitting up straight as always, but his legs were spread wide with his hands in the middle tightly grasping each other. It's comforting to know that you aren't the only one uncomfortable right now.

"We will kick this off by letting each couple introduce themselves and talk about how they met." Okay, maybe it's time to come up with a plan to get out of here.

Grabbing the edge of your chair, you scooted closer to Axel until your sides were touching. You grabbed his arm and wrapped your arms around it. Leaning on his shoulder, you turned you head, so it was burried in his neck.

"Axel, I'm going to assume you can hear me. We need to find a way to get out of here. This is the complete opposite of being undercover," you whispered in a panic.

You slightly leaned away to see that Axel had put a hand on his screen that was glowing pink again. He tapped his screen a few times and the light went away.

"Sorry, I have to replay your audio. My sensors were distracted at the moment. Give me a second." Aww, poor guy. He was probably so uncomfortable with you touching him like this, but this is the only way to communicate without being conspicuous.

"Best plan of option to get out here without being noticed is to-"

His screen turned black again causing you to frown up. A small cough in front of you caused you to look forward to see the host standing in front of you with a smirk.

"Well look at these two. Guess we spread the chairs to far for these love birds," he jokes the crowed. A bunch of laughter and awws came out making you immediately go into an awkward smile. "Now, introduce yourself and tell us your story."

The microphone was instantly put to you causing your brain to short circuit. You looked up at Axel at what to do, but his screen was still black.

"Well, I'm y/n and this is Axel. We-ummm- we met at work. Well, kind of. I worked in a... bakery that only had human workers and he worked in a bakery that only had andriods. Our bosses thought it was a good idea to combine, so they did. The first shift with Axel, I showed up an hour late with breakfast in my hand, so that wasn't a good impression. He was acting all grumpy and angry around me, but I was- I was determined to make him not hate me, so I was always nagging him... Along the way, we became friends and one day I invited him to my house to watch a movie. I specifically remember picking out a movie that reminded me of our relationship, but had romance in it. Sitting there watching it, I felt that it was a sign that tonight was the night that things were going to change. That night, I confessed that I had fell in love with him and he said he felt the same way. The rest is history."

Was half that a reality and the other half a romance movie you saw a few weeks ago, yes? But they didn't need to know that. All you need was some sappy story to please these people and get this man to move on from you.

"Oh my gosh, did you guys here that? Society tried to keep them separate, but destiny and fate worked harder to bring them together. I think we found a good example of what human and android love looks like. No offense Xeno and Jordan, but I think they beat your ' met on a dating site's story."

Why did you not think of that? Oh gosh, now you just brought even more attention to you two.

"Okay, we have one more story before we will move on to some QnA from the crowd," he said, with a big smile to the crowd. He walked over to the next couple, finally leaving Axel and you alone.

"We got to get out of here, now," you hissed, tugging on his sleeve. He turned his screen towards you and begin to typed.

"My previous plan was to just simply walk off the stage with you. However, now the crowd seem to have grown a connection with us, unable for us to make a quiet exit. I searched up the itinerary for today and this 'couple proof' only last 30 minutes before another event start. It would be safe to endure it and then exit."

Thirty minutes, that's all you have to endure. That's not that bad. Almost 10 minutes has passed already, leaving with about 20-ish minutes for the QnA. Split that between questions for each couple, that would be less than 7 minutes for each.

After the 3rd couple finished telling their story (they met at a park while taking pictures of flowers and went on a date three days later), he moved on to the QnA for the first couple. He gave the crowd 6 minutes for them.

The questions weren't horrible to deal with. They were asking about any difference in species that you found out while dating. You could talk about Axel rarely needing to recharge, so most night he stays up doing stuff. Then there were some questions about favorite things to do for a date. Maybe go along with the bakery plot line and say baking. Ultimately, it ended with them asking for pictures of them hugging. Easy enough.

The man walked away from them and walked over to you, signaling the start of you guys turn. It was pretty much the same thing.

"What's something weird that Axel does in your relationship?*

"He doesn't need to recharge, so sometimes it's weird waking up in the middle of the night to see your boyfriend typing down recipes from a cooking show." Axel gave you a red tinted "No I don't" as that. The crowd just coos at it.

They asked Axel what he found attractive in a human. Even you were slightly curious because you didn't even know if liked humans liked that. Considering his whole 'I don't do emotions' act.

"Their ability to make things feel things they never thought was possible." It was short and kind of mysterious, but was enough for the crowd.

You two whizzed through the next couple of questions, giving them the answers they most likely wanted to hear, but kept them from being more suspicious of you two. That was, until the last questions.

"Hi, I apologized for this weird request, but I must ask. My mother is extremely speciest and thinks creatures of the same species should be together. And when she found out I attend these things, she said that it was just full of sick people who were faking it. I've recorder a lot of all the amazing creatures of there talking about there love and plan on sending it to them. But you story is the most inspiring. Can I have a picture of you two kissing to show my mother that all of this is real? That our love is so much more than anything society may think."

You know that feeling of whiplash from moving to fast. That's what it felt like to listen to her story and then hear her request. You understood trying to stick it to the speciest people, but you can't go around asking people to kiss.

"Oh that would be lovely. The crowd's favorite couple showing a sign of such raw affection that it has to prove to the world that an android and a human can love each other," the host wailed out. He dramatically threw a hand over his forehead as he started to sway. Was this man just male human version of Screw?

"I- ummmm," you drawled out staring into the crowd. So many eyes, screens, and plastic eyes stared back at you with hope gleaming in it.

A hand was gently placed under your chin and tilted your head. You looked up to see Axel's screen glowing a soft pink. "May I?"

Your eyes looked at the crowd before looking back into Axel's screen. His hand was so warm and comforting that it felt like it was melting you into a puddle. He stay in that position, waiting for your consent. You knew that no matter what you did, he would follow you with no hesitation.

You meekly nodded you head and closed your eyes. A screen was pressed against your face, but it felt different. A slight buzz was coming from him that traveled down your lips into your body. The warmth from his hands were nothing compared to his screen. It wasn't soft like a pair of lips, but it held the same compassionate and trust as a normal kiss.

Axel was the first to pull away. You sat completely still as you stated back up at the screen infront of you.

Screaming poured out from the crowd in waves bring you back to the present. You shuffled back into your seat and tried to ignore everyone yelling at you two.

"Wooza. Let that be proof right that to the world of true love," the host screamed with some fist pumps. The crowd went wild again making you internally cringe.

It was for the mission. All of this was for the missions. You can endure a little embarrassment and awkwardness for it. Protecting andriods lives from being sold was important.

But why did it have to include kissing Axel? Oh gosh, what was he thinking at this moment? Was that his first kiss with a human? Do andriods even kiss each other?

Thoughts spiraled through your head that you didn't even notice that the host was wrapping up the first event. Your mind was so full.

"Thank you guys for being lovely hosts. We hope to see you next year," he said. Your eyes was to the sky as your would was escaping your body.

It was until Axel's warm hand slid into you and gave a small tug. You got out of your chair and followed him off the stage with all the other couple.

This was just like the first day meeting. Stuff that wasn't your fault happen and you accidentally made it worse. Now Axel was sure to be mad at you. You should've kept a low profile, but you just had to make a drastic story.

Axel turned right into a dead end hallway that a was a little far away from main one. He placed you against a wall and stood in front of you, blocking your view.

"Are you feeling ill?" He asked, placing a hand on your forehead. "You are feeling quite feverish. I understand it might be quite sickening to relive the... action I had to take on stage. I do sincerely apologize for forcing you to show that level of affection with me."

He was kidding right. You're the reason you two had to kiss in the first place. You amped up the crowd and gave them hope. And he's acting like you didn't enjoy it- at a platonic level of course.

"Axel, first off, I'm not sick, just flustered. You can look up that human emotion. Second, it was a really nice kiss. Like, I’ve never kissed an android before, but it was good, you know. Not sickening in any way,” you rambled. Your temperature was sky rocketing as stared at the screen you lips were on just a few minutes ago.

“Good. That clears it up. I can relate a the same experience to you. I’ve never kissed a human, or anything at this point. Never say a reasoning to. However, I can understand why humans may want to do it all the time.”

Wait, what?

“Axel! Y/N!” A voice yelled from the end of the hallway. You looked around Axel to see an silver android in a baggy sweatshirt running towards you two. Do- do you know him?

Axel turned around and took a step towards the android. They stopped right in front of him and handed him a sheet of paper. Getting a little curious, you peaked at the document to see a list of names followed by a phone number with a location.

“These are the names a person gave me to ‘get an android’. We found them,” they explained tapping the document. Wait, was they talking about the mission Axel and you were assigned. Why was this random android in on it?

“Hey, how did you know about this stuff? And how do you know us?” You question getting in front of Axel to look at this suspicious android. They tilted their head to the side in confusion.

“There’s like 10 other cops here on this mission. Screw told us that you guys were to go undercover and cause a distraction for us to search. Did you not meet someone at the front that helped you with this?” they asked, scratching the top of their metal head.

A person earlier? The only person you met was that android that was flirting with you... that ended up getting you two on stage. So, he was another agent too. Was everything set up?

“Well, I came to show you guys what I found. I’m going to go back to the station and report what I found. Also, good job on the distraction. Didn’t think you would go that far, but yeah. Good job,” they said with a pair of thumbs up. Slowly, they walked backwards before turning and running off.

“Axel, I’m going to strangle Screw and there’s nothing you can do to stop,” you grumbled. How many of your colleagues watched you kiss your partner? How many are going to see Axel and you kiss from those videos?

You glanced at Axel to see his screen flickering between red and pink. “I might not notice if you do.”

You turned away to secretly placed your fingers on your lips. There was still a slight tingle in them that still had your blood rushing. The embarrassment may was worth it... just a little.

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Did I go a little overboard for this one because I haven’t wrote Axel in a long time? Yes. I miss this little android. Love him to pieces.

Also, just want to let you know that this isn’t cannon. This is the equilivant of an OVA. The main story line is the Mechanical Heart series. But this is just a little something for the Axel’s fan.

#exophilia #monster boyfriend #android #reader x android #android x human #android x reader #mechanical heart #axel #monster fluff #flufftober

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elindae-writes · 3 years ago

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OKAY ALRIGHT. I KNOW I'M LATE BUT SOMEHOW THE LATEST CHAPTER OF UNBURIED HAS COMPLETELY ESCAPED MY ATTENTION, AND I HAVE ONLY JUST NOW FOUND IT & READ IT. AND LEMME TELL YOU, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE WORRIED ABOUT A COMPLE FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAN I AM NOW. THAT ENDING??? 100/10, IT'S GREAT. IT ALSO COMPLETELY BROKE ME. OPTIMUS WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PLAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

EXCUSE MY SCREAMING BUT HOLY HELL THIS WAS SO GOOD. I'M SO HYPED UP. AND GOD, I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE WHERE MEGATRON'S ABSOLUTELY BRILIANT PLAN LEADS TO.

THANK YOU!! Your comment made me very happy, I was having a scrappy day and your comment really turned it around. I was suspicious of that chapter so I am pleased to see that people liked it a lot!

Optimus really did just fling himself onto the Nemesis at the last moment and Starscream is going to be Not Pleased with that. Megatron has a plan (kind of) that only he really knows. He has "fun" activities planned for him and his houseguests.

Somebody said that the premise of the next chapter sounds like a sitcom and I agree. If Unburied were a comedy story and I was slightly more deranged I'd write it out to be like that one awkward episode of The Office where the houseguests are having dinner with Micheal and Jan.

Starscream shatters a comically small computer console only the width of Megatron's talon and Megs loses his mind

Megatron: THAT WAS A 300 SHANIX ULTRA COMPUTER SCREEN

Megatron begins to listen and sway to songs from the good golden days as Optimus and Starscream silently sit there at the dinner table and internally scream. Shockwave is there. Soundwave needlessly inserts himself and is also there sat at an extra metal folding chair next to the table. Oh, and Knock Out and Breakdown are hiding in the kitchen. Literally just hiding. Megatron insists that the energon takes three hours to prepare for dinner but it's a lie, it's just sitting there on the counter

Starscream makes up a lie about him and OP needing to urgently return to base in order to help with a flooding disaster and it doesn't go well

Starscream: Autobot Outpost Omega One has flooded! We must return!

Megatron: one of you can stay. one guy job. who stays?

Optimus: ...

Starscream: ...

Starscream: I need to go back and check on things!

Optimus: YOU CAN GET ANOTHER AUTOBOT OUTPOST OMEGA ONE but you can't get another p a r t y , S t a r s c r e a m

Megatron: partay

Soundwave: *slinking off into the night*

The Autobots are somehow listening in and can hear all of this

#would Starscream actually abandoned Op like that? Nope #this ended up being longer than i first planned huh #ask #megatron #starscream #optimus prime #unburied #fanfiction #idk what you guys followed me for but it was probably not for this Quality Content

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arielmagicesi · 3 years ago

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we should’ve had more of the sire, every time I saw the sire on screen it was like getting a quick break to pet a puppy

jesus fuck the episode already made my emotions go insane with the FIGHT and the whole dynamic shift for every person in the house, but to drop both the shit with Guillermo in the box AND baby Colin in one go?

also like, Guillermo obviously is going to claw his way out and alert someone, like if anything else Nadja will hear him screaming and get him out, right? like he’s not gonna make it all the way to fucking England in that box with nothing but some Oreos or whatever...

I will say like, it is heartwarming that Laszlo respects Guillermo so much that he trusts him with the task of protecting his beloved Nadja, who he also respects so much that he wants her to be independent, but jesus FUCKING christ

I’m just so irritated on behalf of myself because I was so happy to see that shift in the dynamic- like Nandor actually joking around and being silly and being able to say that he’ll carry the suitcase to the train station for Guillermo, and Guillermo almost calling him by his name and not even caring about the vampire thing as much... but literally no way that dynamic is not gonna be completely fucked now, because Nandor is 100% sure that Guillermo intentionally abandoned him, and it’s going to take fucking forever for him to believe that Laszlo kidnapped Guillermo.

obviously I know that the sitcom wouldn’t have worked if Laszlo and Nadja had gone off to rule England happily and Nandor and Guillermo had gone off on their honeymoon or whatever the fuck that was, but THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO, FOR MY SAKE

Like I have errands and shit to do! I have a job, I’m getting a degree, I don’t have time for this level of emotional distress

how the fuck am I gonna go to sleep tonight oh my GOD

#wwdits spoilers #WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SPOILERS #SPOILERS #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #written by me

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Everyone’s Got a Sweet Tooth!

Summary: Bakugou hates sweets. You don’t think this is true and begin a mission to discover his favorite candy. After all, you are the brilliant Candy Master who won’t stop until Bakugou’s sweet tooth is satisfied.

Author’s Note: Hello everyone! I’m so glad I was finally able to write a full fic for Bakugou; it’s been so long. Originally, this was supposed to be for the bingo event, but had trouble fleshing out the story’s direction. I really wanted to write this story since the plot was hilarious to me, idk why.

Please enjoy!

10.30.21 UPDATE: HI!!!!! I went back and edited the heck out of this baby since it’s my favorite Bakugou story I’ve written. I hope it is now decent lmao. Happy Halloween!!

Word Count: 2.4K+

“Katsuki, what is the meaning of all this?!”

“The hell are you talkin’ bout?”

“This!”

You marched with purpose and plopped down on the couch where he sat. Bakugou remained unfazed, clicking on the remote control. He mindlessly surfed through the channels with an attention span of an HR recruiter combing through a mountain pile of resumes. Stupid sitcoms, fake ass “reality” tv shows, QVC advertising their products like it's Black Friday all day, every day. Bakugou frowned—why does he pay so much for these useless channels?

His eyes teared away from the screen as the phone waved frantically on his left.

You huffed. “According to Maximus Heroes, you—and I quote—‘bleeping hate sweets!’”

Bakugou clicked his tongue. “Damn idiots censored my words.”

“That’s not the point!”

“Then what is?”

“That you hate sweets!”

You viciously smacked a pillow at him, ignoring his yells. Bakugou snatched the weapon with a growl. For a soft pillow, it felt like a firm foam roller. You stood up and paced around, arms flailing in the air.

“How can my boyfriend say such a thing?!” You pointed at your signature black top hat. “Do you know who I am? I’m the lovable Candy Master, CEO of the Candy Basket Factory!”

Bakugou shrugged. “So?”

“So, you can’t say you hate sweets!” You gripped your chest, sniffling a bit. “I feel as though I’ve been betrayed.”

“Would you sit your ass down?”

Bakugou tossed the pillow at you and crossed his arm; he was too tired to deal with this nonsense. Somehow the QVC channel looked more appealing now. You begrudgingly plopped on the couch, a small pout growing on your face. Bakugou snuck a glance and sighed, tossing the remote aside.

“Are you seriously so upset about this?” Instant regret flooded through his mind as he remembered that ridiculous day. “It was a freakin’ answer to a stupid question in a stupid celebrity article.”

“…maybe…”

Bakugou rolled his eyes. You took off your signature hat and examined it; the hat was firm yet soft and had three peppermint candies artistically attached like a beautiful brooch. You moped silently for an eternity until an exciting idea rushed into your mind. Bakugou jumped as you squealed, his mouth ready for snarl, but you beat him to the punch.

“I got it!” Two hands eagerly cupped his sharp cheeks, your whimsical eyes meeting his feral ones. They did nothing to damper your beaming smile. “You don’t hate sweets; you just haven’t found your favorite candy!”

Bakugou grabbed your wrist yet didn’t pull them away. Another giggle rang throughout the living room as you shot up from the sofa. A specific look crossed your face—one that both irked and frightened Bakugou to no end; he was through dealing with your shenanigans.

“Whatever you’re thinkin’ about, the answer is no!”

“Too late! The mind is churning,” you piped, taking a cheerful step toward the doorway. Spinning on your heel, you gave a hat tip to Bakugou and declared, “I won’t rest until that sweet tooth of yours is satisfied!”

Yup, it was too late. Bakugou had no choice but to go along with this dumb idea. Closing his eyes, he slammed a pillow over his face and screamed.

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Ground Zero’s hero agency was buzzing with life. Phones rang off the hook, yet all were answered to avoid the voicemail machine. Interns carried endless stacks of papers, their dying arms begging for relief and fingers stinging from brutal paper cuts. The afternoon shift sidekicks clocked in their arrival while the morning ones yawned out the door.

Everything ran like a well-oiled machine, just how Bakugou liked it. He took great pride in this, hiring only the best and brightest. However, none of them held a candle against him—the number two pro hero. Unfortunately, being a prominent hero brought lots of reports he needed to sign.

And he was not excited about this.

“Um, sir?”

“Damnit, Small Head,” Bakugou growled, halting his pen’s movement. Fiery eyes glared at the man peeking around the ajar door. “If you bring me another paper to sign, I will stab this pen in your damn eye!”

“I-I assure you that I bring no reports, sir!” Kioshi, Bakugou’s personal assistant, waddled inside the office, fixing the tie that was strangling his neck. He slid a peculiar package toward his boss and bowed his head. “You have a special delivery from the Candy Master.”

Bakugou scrunched his eyebrows. On his desk was a white box with an orange ribbon wrapped neatly in the upper left corner. A tiny card sat underneath it, and with closer inspection, had his first name written across in gold letters. Bakugou shooed Kioshi away, waiting to hear the door close to ensure absolute privacy.

At first, Bakugou had a mini stare-down with the gift. When it didn’t burst into flames, he sucked his breath and snatched the card. Bakugou turned it around to read the following message:

Everyone knows you got a sour attitude, but only I get to see that sweet side of yours. Figured these treats might do the trick. I made them just for you!

Enjoy,

C.M

P.S. These are an ~exclusive~ batch from my top-secret collection! So hush-hush!

Bakugou snorted at your writing, tossing the card aside and opening the box. His eyes narrowed at the vibrant gumdrops nestled above the black tissue paper. White sugar lightly coated the green and orange candies, each twinkling under the natural light that shined through his large window. A smirk curled on his lips; the whole package reflected his hero costume.

“Let’s see how good these are.”

Bakugou ate the green gumdrop. It was chewy and sour, the lime flavor making him twitch a bit. The sweetness kicked in ten seconds later. Bakugou tried the orange gumdrop next, and the acid was strong too but enjoyable. He soon devoured the entire box in one sitting.

Once that was done, he marched out of the office to start his daily patrol. It didn’t take long for a stupid thug to cross his path. Bakugou slammed him against the concrete wall, hauling him up with just one hand. The man trembled in fear but stopped squirming and cocked his head to the side, dumbfounded.

Bakugou growled. “What the hell are you looking at?”

“Your tongue...it got weird colors, man.”

“Eh? The fuck are you talking ‘bout?”

Bakugou peeked at his reflection on the store’s window. He recoiled when he saw the horrible swirls of green and orange covering his tongue. A vicious scowl crossed Bakugou’s face, his iron grip tightening around the thug’s collar. The guy’s high-pitched yelps fell on deaf ears.

“Fuckin’ gumdrops!”

They were crossed off the list.

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“I don’t want it.”

“But, sir, the gift—”

“I know who it’s from, and I’m telling you no.”

“Sir,” Kioshi gripped the massive, cherry red treat in his hand. A black ribbon with long strings almost reached the floor. The assistant sighed. “It’s just a lollipop.”

“Do I look like a fuckin’ baby to ya?” Bakugou crossed his arms, refusing to budge on his childish decision. The irony made Kioshi roll his eyes mentally. “Give it away or something. Now get out.”

“Yes, sir…”

Lollipops were crossed off the list.

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Another day, another gift Bakugou received from you.

They came sporadically and kept the hero on his toes. He never understood why you sent the gifts directly to his office; you both lived in the same apartment for crying out loud! Worst of all, he could never get a single hint on what candy he would receive next. Every time he asked—or more accurately, demanded—you shot him a coy smile and purred, “Ah, ah, ah! It’s a surprise!”

Bakugou wanted to rip his eyeballs out.

However, he reluctantly played along with your stupid game. Whenever Kioshi entered his office, Bakugou masked his slight interest with the usual scowl. If the assistant didn’t bring candy, then Bakugou blamed him for interrupting his private time. The anger was worse if Kioshi brought more reports for him to sign.

Kioshi was thankful for the days when a new candy gift arrived.

Unfortunately, the last three gifts were complete failures. The first was the strawberry licorice, which dangled in Bakugou’s hand. He took a few bites and complained that he was eating a rubber wheel. Next was a bag of colorful gummy worms. Bakugou shoved a couple in his mouth and swore he felt one of them move on its own. Finally, there was the lemon green jawbreaker; it was the size of a baseball. One look and Bakugou shouted over the phone: “You tryna give me dentures?!”

All three candies were crossed off the list. Still, you didn’t give up and sent another gift to Bakugou. He read the simple message on the card:

Chew and blow to your heart’s content, babe!

Love,

C.M

P.S. I promise this won’t change the color on your tongue, haha!

Bakugou opened the sleek, rectangular box and found a bubble gum packet inside; there were three thin pieces. He slipped one in his mouth, surprisingly pleased with the bold raspberry flavor hitting his taste buds. Bakugou skimmed the card again and did as instructed—he chewed.

Typically, an ordinary bubble gum would lose its flavor after five minutes. But the flavor in your gum only got juicier; it encouraged Bakugou to continue chewing. He then blew a tiny bubble before popping it in his mouth. Not bad, he thought as another bubble expanded in front of him. His chews became more aggressive, and the bubbles more prominent than the previous ones. Stupidly, he puffed out a massive bubble, and it grew…

…and grew…and grew until there was a loud pop.

Bakugou’s roars shook the entire building, spilling cold tea all over Kioshi’s shirt.

Bubble gum was crossed off the list.

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Everything was going well down at the Candy Basket Factory. People lined up outside for the magical tours that ran every hour. Kids bounced off the walls as if they were on a sugar rush while their parents felt a migraine pounding on their heads. Inside the factory, the ceilings were high, and the walls were vibrant like the sun. Laughter rang from every corner as employees chit-chatted about their daily lives; they were relaxed yet efficiently worked to the same drumbeat.

A soft smile crept on your face. You were glad everyone was happy; it was the driving force behind your factory’s joyful spirit. Eventually, that spirit would leave these doors and touch billions of people’s hearts with your precious candies.

Just as you closed your eyes, someone barged into your office and barked your name. You chuckled, spinning the leather chair around to meet a furious Bakugou. His nostrils flared like a bull, and his menacing eyes looked ready to kill. However, the gum’s blobs stuck on his porcupine blonde hair squashed the pro hero’s intimidating aura.

“You—”

“—I’m so sorry, boss!” Nozomi panted into the room, hands on her knees as she caught her breath. “I tried stopping him, but he wouldn’t listen.”

“It’s quite alright, Zomi!” You chirped without breaking Bakugou’s intense eye contact. “I can handle him. Please let everyone know I’ll be busy with an important meeting.”

Nozomi bowed and closed the door behind her. Bakugou wasted no time complaining, his hands slamming on your desk.

“Quit sending me your cavity-infested garbage! I’ve had it with this fuckin’ game.”

“Oh, come on, babe!” You rolled forward and rested your chin on your gloved hand palm. “Can’t I just send my dashing boyfriend some sweet gifts? Get it!” You jokingly slapped his forearm. “Because candies are sweet? Man, I crack myself up at times…”

“You’re insufferable.”

You winked at him. “But that’s what you love about me!”

Bakugou gritted his teeth and looked away. A light blush tainted his cheeks; he hated how right you were. You walked around the desk and stood beside him, wiping off the fairy sugar dust on his shirt. He probably barged through the sample stand near the entrance, scaring off the poor intern.

“Alright, alright.” You gave a gentle pat. “Sorry for going a little overboard with the gifts. I was just excited about finding your favorite candy! I don’t want you hating them.”

Bakugou’s anger subsided. “Why is this so damn important to you?”

“Because I love spreading endless joy through sweets.”

The answer was simple and innocent. Bakugou blinked and was taken aback by the gentleness in your eyes.

“Candy makes everyone happy,” you chirped. “Knowing someone’s favorite candy helps me bring their smile back whenever they’re upset or lost. Can’t have the world be all mopey now, can we?”

Your fingers hovered above Bakugou’s head. The gum moved under your command and floated in the air. You flicked it into the trash bin with ease, and Bakugou murmured a quick ‘thanks’ under his breath. After ruffling his hair, you suddenly remembered something sitting on your shelf. Bakugou stared at the small pyramid of chocolate truffles coming toward him.

“I made these babies a few minutes ago,” you said, eying the plate with a proud grin. “Normally, I do a taste test and then send the gift if it satisfies my expectations. But, I got a feeling you’ll love them.”

Bakugou’s face was unreadable. You gave him a gentle nudge and encouraged him to take one. He sighed before picking a chocolate truffle; it was warm and soft, the cocoa powder dusting his fingertips. After suspiciously staring at the truffle, he ate the entire thing in one go. His eyes widened as all the flavors exploded at once. The crushed red pepper flakes, the hints of rich cinnamon and orange zest, and the bittersweet dark chocolate made from the finest quality found on Earth all danced perfectly together with every bite.

“So…” You placed the plate on the desk, watching Bakugou swallow the truffle down. “What do you think? Give me your honest opinion! Don’t sugarcoat it, haha! I’m on fire today!”

Bakugou turned away. “I’m leaving.”

“No, wait!” You hugged his bicep with a pout. “I’m sorry, I’ll stop. Just tell me if you liked the chocolate truffles.”

“They’re good.”

Your smile grew. “Good enough to be your favorite?”

“Sure,” he smirked, shoving another truffle into his mouth. You cheered on the spot after weeks of constant failures. Of course, some of the complaints were nonsense which didn’t surprise you. Bakugou was a picky bastard; the lollipop fiasco served as a great example. You were glad he thoroughly enjoyed the chocolate truffles.

Before you walked away, Bakugou pulled you close to him and crushed his lips on yours. He caught you off guard, but the surprise was certainly welcomed. You soon melted into the kiss after tasting the rich dark chocolate and spices on his lips. Bakugou’s arms snaked around your waist as your hands gripped his broad shoulders.

“You know,” Bakugou’s hot breath tickled your right ear, sending shivers down your spine. “I think I got a new favorite candy.”

“Is that so?” You hummed, a coy smile plastered on your face.

“Let’s hope it satisfies your sweet tooth then, Ground Zero.”

“Oh, it will.”

After all, you were the one and only Candy Master.

As always, thanks for reading!

10.18.20 UPDATE: Story’s sequel, Gold Coins and a Gold Heart now uploaded.

#bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #bnha x reader #bakugou katsuki #bnha imagines

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according-to-the-laura · 3 years ago

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StackedNatural Day 46: 5x08, 6x07, 9x05, 15x18 (Alternate Title: “Oh God, Oh Fuck, Here We Go”)

StackedNatural Masterpost: [x]

November 5, 2021

DISCLAIMER: I am watching today’s episodes with 4 friends and I will not be staying sober (especially for Dog Dean Afternoon), so prepare for this post to become less and less coherent as we go along. Also, probably will contain just a lot of transcripts of bullshit we said while watching.

Cast of characters:

Me: @according-to-the-laura

Nic: @weedsinavacantlot, who drove 11hours through the mountains to watch despair with us

Meg: @meg3point0, my sister

Charlie: @cherbertlemon, bestie from university

Lyall: Brother-in-law/bestie who isn't on tumblr but enjoys watching us go insane

5x08: Changing Channels

Written by: Jeremy Carver

Directed by: Charles Beeson

Original air date: November 5, 2009

Plot Synopsis:

Dean and Sam are thrown into an alternate universe by the Trickster where they are characters in different TV series.

Features:

Dr. Sexy’s Chekov’s cowboy boots, Japanese game shows, sitcom, police procedural, Knight Rider, Trickster Archangels, Gabriel.

My Thoughts:

This is a perfect episode of Supernatural and I don’t need to analyze it to death so I’ll start with the one actual thought I had and then leave you with things we shouted at the TV while watching.

Gabriel trying to force them to play their roles is him unknowingly walking in his father’s footsteps - he even wants one brother to kill the other, and Cas won’t play along.

During the Dr Sexy confrontation Nic (@weedsinavacantlot) just screamed “BABYGIRL YOU ARE SO GAY” at the TV screen.

Cas: *Appears on screen*

All of Us: *Wild applause and cheers*

Gabriel is so powerful in earlier seasons and not when he’s an ally in late seasons because “the Winchesters have a woobifying aura” - Lyall, my brother in law who doesn’t have tumblr. Also said, “you watch Gabriel do things like this and you’re like, ‘oh, right, you are related to Lucifer’”.

Me: Someone explain why Dean’s lips are so pink all the time

Nic: Whore

Meg (@meg3point0): He has such long eyelashes, too

Nic: WHORE

I think that CSI is a show for dads, and that’s why Cas watches The Wire. Also, sexy of Carver to handhold us all the way to the angel conclusion in the Night Rider scene. Yes bitch, don’t make me do an inch of work.

Me: He looks so fucking short

Nic: He’s taller than me! He’s five foot eight! These guys are just monstrous!

Notable Lines:

“Really? Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots. Not tennis shoes.”

“Mr. Trickster does not like pretty-boy angels.”

“Sam, starring as Lucifer. Dean, starring as Michael. Your celebrity death match. Play your roles.”

“Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna suck it up, accept your responsibilities, and play the roles that destiny has chosen for you.”

“Well, call it personal experience, but nobody gets that angry unless they're talking about their own family.”

“I want it to be over! I have to sit back and watch my own brothers kill each other thanks to you two! Heaven, hell, I don't care who wins, I just want it to be over.”

“You were born to this, boys. It's your destiny! It was always you! As it is in heaven, so it must be on earth. One brother has to kill the other.”

“This isn't about some prize fight between your brothers or some destiny that can't be stopped. This is about you being too afraid to stand up to your family.”

Laura’s (completely subjective) Episode Rating: 10

IMdB Rating: 9.7

6x07: Family Matters

Written by: Andrew Dabb & Daniel Loflin

Directed by: Guy Bee

Original air date: November 5, 2010

Plot Synopsis:

Dean becomes suspicious of Samuel's motives, but Sam isn't sold on the idea that their grandfather is doing anything wrong. The brothers go along on a hunt with Samuel and the other Campbells, but things go terribly awry.

Features:

Sastiel fisting scene, discovery of Soulless Sam, Samuel’s work ethic, Sam is a spy, Purgatory intro, Crowley wants the Alphas, Crowley claims to have brought Sam back from Hell.

My Thoughts:

We were drinking amaretto sours at this point and we kind of half stopped watching once Cas wasn’t in it anymore but boy did we say a lot of funny stuff!

Real observances: very fun to watch this episode right after Thin Lizzie. It is extremely funny how different Sam and Len are, Len is just A Guy and Sam immediately becomes a serial killer. Him going to shoot Samuel isn’t supposed to be funny, but god it sure is. Some of Jared’s best acting is when Sam is soulless, and that means something but I can’t quite put my finger on it….

Sam endgame should have been the good version of Samuel’s, running a network of hunters. The lighting in this episode rules! Actual shadows and rim lighting.

Cas: *takes off his belt*

Us: *hysterical screaming*

Nic: FISTING FISTING FISTING. This is all the Sastiel shippers have!

Meg: other than Cas taking Sam’s hell trauma

Nic: And peace of mind

Nic: The only thing that’s going to fix cas is having a baby and that won’t happen for several seasons. Cas literally baby trapped Dean and I think that’s sexy

Charlie: Good for her

Hilarious that when we cut back into the room after Cas checks for Samuel’s soul that he’s turned around with his hands on a shelf, bent over.

Nic: Cas is like “I’m gonna turn this guy into a muppet, hang on a sec”

[A few scenes later] *Dean makes a kermit joke*

Nic: DEAN STOLE MY FUCKING JOKE. Dean Winchester we duel at dawn.

[A few more scenes later]

Nic: God I wish Cas were still here fisting people

Crowley: *appears*

Us: *Wild applause and cheers*

Notable Lines:

“What, you think that there's a clinic out there for people who just pop out of hell wrong?”

“ You're not gonna hold me, Dean -- Not here, not in a panic room, not anywhere. You're stuck with the soulless guy, so you might as well work with me.”

“This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler building.”

“Now, when we "freaks" die... where do we go? Not heaven, not hell. So?”

“Well, if the old man's Kermit... whose hand's up his ass?”

Laura’s (completely subjective) Episode Rating: 7.0, and it would probably be lower if I wasn’t having the time of my life with my friends tonight.

IMdB Rating: 8.1

9x05: Dog Dean Afternoon

Written by: Eric Charmelo & Nicole Snyder

Directed by: Tim Andrew

Original air date: November 5, 2013

Plot Synopsis:

When the only witness to a couple of mysterious murders is a dog, Dean performs a risky spell to help him communicate with canines.

Features:

Taxidermy, eating cats whole, Dean casts Animal Friendship, weird bad animal voices, Dean wants to fuck a poodle, Sam gets suspicious.

My Thoughts:

This episode was the epic lows part of the “epic highs and lows of Stackednatural” and we had to have it on mute for the majority of the episode because I have a 9 old puppy who gets jumpy at night and barks non-stop when she hears other dogs. So we just drank another amaretto sour and ate homemade pie by Nic and Meg.

It’s bullshit that Dean isn’t still scared of dogs (hellhounds!! Ripped him apart!!) and insane that in the Ezekiel arc that someone gets fatally injured every episode. How have you all survived this long as hunters?

We spent this episode missing Cas and wishing that Amazon Prime had a 1.5x speed option so we could move faster and get to Despair and party time faster.

You can tell that Supernatural like to queercode their villains because this chef dresses like Nic.

The only funny part of this episode is Dean accidentally playing fetch with Sam. Dean wanting to fuck a dog cancels that out.

Dean: I don’t have the urge to sniff butts

Dog: Not yet

Us: YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

Notable Lines:

*Weird British accent* “Screw the sharktopus”

Laura’s (completely subjective) Episode Rating: 1.5

IMdB Rating: 8.6

15x18: Despair

Written by: Robert Berens

Directed by: Richard Speight Jr.

Original air date: November 5, 2020

Plot Synopsis:

With the plan in full motion, Sam, Dean, Castiel and Jack fight for the good of the common goal.

Features:

Jack makes the Empty loud, Billie brings Jack back, Dean wounds Death, love interests vanish, Thee Confession.

My Thoughts:

Incoherent thoughts on this. Don’t know how to rank it as it causes me indescribably pain but also it’s brought me the most emotion I‘ve had in years.

Gotta focus on non-confession stuff first so quick rundown:

This is the third time that Cas has watched his son die. Billie is amazing as Death. I love Jack and I love Rachel Miner. They invented and killed a girlfriend for Charlie and disappeared Eileen so that the episode would have beginning-middle-end loss of love interest. Sure is interesting that Jack made the Empty loud and God has a new ending to his death book and they don’t care about Jack because he’s useful. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HOW THIS TIES INTO THE FINALE.

I like to think that Charlie’s collateral damage speech was directed at Buckleming for Charlie 1.0’s death. “I’ll go with you” means “I love you”.

Obviously the writing of the reunion is perfect, Misha is great. The editing is piss poor and I FIRMLY believe that that was on purpose to hide any and all of Jensen’s acting. I’ve watched 86 episodes of this goddamn show since Sept 10th this year and he just doesn’t stand there not doing anything for that long ever. RELEASE THE TAPES.

Notable Lines:

“I can't stop this. I'm coming apart. I don't want to hurt you. Don't let me hurt you.”

“ It's over. The plan. My destiny. I was ready to die, and I wanted to. For Sam, for Dean, for the world. I wanted to make things right. And now... I don't know why I'm even here.”

“We don't care about you because you're useful or because you fit into some grand design. We care about you because you're you.”

“So, what, is she just some collateral damage to you? Is that what I'll be, too?”

death defying”It's you, Dean. It's always been you. Death-defying. Rule-breaking. You are everything I lived to set right. To put down. To tame. You are human disorder incarnate.”

“It was Chuck all along.”

[Insert entirety of confession speech here.

Laura’s (completely subjective) Episode Rating: 9.8

IMdB Rating: 8.8

In Conclusion: I wish to God I was always watching Stacked in a room full of people who are as insane about it as I am. So much fun. Even though we’re all crying now re: confession.

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