#and lightheaded lol

[jaypentaghast]

Interview with the Vampire (2022) Love the plot of this show btw

[spicyraeman]

posting smut on a sunday again [full ver. here (explicit)]

[harbingersglory]

miko is SO REAL for that, two switches fighting over who gets to dom is the best dynamic. if you have time/want to i'd be curious to hear any sub headcanons you have for lisa, ei, ningguang and/or kafka!

this is so incredibly self indulgent because i see ningguang, ei and kafka in the same sentence and explode. everyone pretend i didnt accidentally pick a fav here um

ningguang i already see as a pillow princess more than anything she fits this so well. absolutely adores going slow + worship. treat this woman like royalty and lord you will not regret it. she goes all out to make the night as perfect as possible. will not let you have a hand in any of it sorry!! this is her turf. perfect atmosphere suited to your tastes (tons of candles, if you like that, or just going by moonlight is also her style). incense, taking a few minutes beforehand just to really get settled in the mood (usually by cuddling, but shes not against just taking a moment for some tea or even a game of chess).

you'll also probably need all that extra time to sort through whatever shes bought this time. when i said she goes the whole nine yards i mean it. she has money and she will use it. very expensive lingerie for herself (and you, if thats your thing.) and literally anything you could ever want. it heavily depends on what you both want out of the night but she spares no mora making it the best she can.

the non-sexual intimacy before hand (and especially after) is important to her she takes it very seriously (for the both of you). you'll probably get dragged into taking a long bath afterwards before actually going to bed. hope you arent too tired! because its gonna be a while before you actually sleep.

because this woman has stamina. technically. she's just really pent up and theres no better way to get that stress out then soft sex with her partner. shes not picky about positions really but she has a soft spot for laying on her stomach with a pillow to prop up her hips (really accentuates the pillow princess part, huh /j). if you start massaging her she's gonna wake up the entirety of liyue. she's normally quiet but lord knows she needs it and she cant keep quiet for the life of her.

genuinely just very soft and gentle. she just needs some good pampering after a long day to unwind (preferably with a glass of wine, but thats for later).

ei..is very awkward about it. she probably gets embarrassed if you bring it up but shes not. opposed per se. she's just used to domming that she has no idea what to do. genuinely a mess the first time around but she gets the hang of it quick (shes a quick learner :])

also you just really get to see a side of her you usually never do! she's usually big on topping and shes pretty calm and composed about it (usually). not cold, just..she doesn't outwardly express things often. except when shes subbing. its like a switch flipped

just dont tease her about how visibly flustered and awkward she is about it. because she is. horribly so. shes still pretty quiet but thats just ei, to be fair. its like a cute, nervous puppy. call her a good girl though and she might short circuit so badly the shogun comes out

though i also see ei as someone who prefers giving even when subbing. a dangerous combo considering her body is a puppet and, yknow, cant get tired. you will have to pry this woman off you shes lowkey insatiable when it comes to pleasing you. 100% less of a brat, though. you give her an order shes following through with it before you can blink. efficient!

kafka is similar to miko, imo. maybe yelan too?? she gives off big brat vibes when she subs. she wont use suggestion in bed unless your 100% cool with it and even then its usually when she doms but when she subs? shes a menace. bit of a masochist, to be honest. she'll push your buttons until you crack and decide to punish her but woops, thats just what she wants so she wins anyway!

she cant feel fear but she certainly enjoys a good thrill. specifically sensory deprivation. cover her eyes with a blindfold and keep her guessing. its probably her favorite part, the closest she can get to fear. especially if you add a bit of pain into it.

choking, spanking, bit of blood..this woman is smiling through it all like she's the happiest woman in the world. especially if it makes you frustrated. shes like it desperate and rough.

if thats not your speed, though, she can get that thrill in other ways. semi public sex is her jam so sandwich her against a wall in some random supply closet and make her scream. shes not quiet even in the comfort of whatever room shes booked this time and you'll have to physically shut her up if you dont want to get caught. shes still a brat at heart, though. put your fingers in her mouth and she'll bite. your gonna need the patience of a saint to dom kafka.

[slitsfordan]

at this point I’m literally saying anything just so I can tag it as phan. anyways did you guys know that dan and phil exist in real life

[getvalentined]

Going in for a job interview. My personal Try To Not Cry Challenge.

EDIT: And I'm done! Home safe, very tired. I feel like it went well but I will have to wait and see if it went well enough to mean anything.

[sepiamestus]

Not to be dramatic but I think the fact that I have to be prepared to ration the meds i need to not kill myself because the pharmacy might just decide to stop giving them to me is kind of insane. Like thats insane right. Can anyone hear me

[akkivee]

i’m a little sore and plenty tired lol my amy and i had fun at the sonic symphony last night 🎶💙

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

u ever do something and get really really into it and ur like wow maybe this is a sign that im not being enriched enough in this area of my life

[ardenrabbit]

.

[toastedclownery]

Fellas I have found that there is possibly a second layer to the god hunt

Me when I remember that Shrike is the protagonist and he's in a group of 4

[catgirlxox]

me locked in on this one project:

[vampyroteuthid]

started going to the doctor again and now they're telling me things like i have a cyst that requires abdominal surgery before it does something crazy like cause sepsis and probably have a connective tissue disorder and possibly some kind of heart problem in addition to the genetic disorder and shit for brains and migraines and idiopathic recently high blood pressure. good thing i'm about to lose my health insurance so i can stop hearing about all the things that are wrong with me

[silly-lil-scribbles]

yeah no sorry im dripping with sweat ive just been pacing back and fourth as fast as possible for the past two hours because i got started thinking about my favoritest guys uhm yeah idk whoops

[miitarashi]

Haddock: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Tintin: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Haddock: Yes!

Villain[Name],looking at Tintin and then,back at Haddock: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[martyrbat]

finally home everybody clap and cheer

[habitual-creatures]

Hello Evan, perfect timing.

I'm sorry

While I would say it's rude to intrude on a important conversation, you actually saved me from bringing Skylar here.

-Mystery guest

(IDOL has more than one puppet)

I don't care if you- t-think it's rude... I'm not-

I'm not-