#and just headbang

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.

Like they drop down and Tony is like

“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short turn goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”

I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.

Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.

Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.

Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says

“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”

And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.

Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.

[discobrainrot]

Okay hear me out

AU where Harry is deeply into Metal instead of Disco.

METAL ELYSIUM.

[fbfh]

your daughter Rose is obsessed with the cartoon adventures of the gummi bears. Eddie is too, if you're being honest. he's just so over the moon that there's fantasy shows and movies that aren't too scary for kids. if he had to wait until his Rosie posie was older to show her all the wonders of fantasy magic and dungeons and dragons, that would be the longest wait of his life. so while the band is working on corroded coffin's next album, Eddie starts to get an idea. he pulls some strrings and starts working on a super secret surprise, so secret that not even you know what it is. After a few months, Eddie takes the day off. He makes up a mess of popcorn and candy - and of course, gummy bears - and gets you and Rosie settled into your squishy cozy couch together just in time for the new adventures of the gummi bears special. for the next 40 minutes you watch the two part special, "bard day's night". when you see the words in the credits special guest stars, corroded coffin, you scream in excitement. Rosie, who's still learning to read screams right along with you. then again when you read it out loud to her. the second you hear the cords of the cartoon electric lute on screen, you know who's playing. Rose practically tackles Eddie, glued to the screen as she watches his cartoon counterpart and the rest of the animated band get up to all sorts of hijinks and shenanegins right alongside her favorite cartoon characters. at the end, when the gummibears and the magical metal minstrals save the flower fairies, you notice the flower fairy princess with a sparkly rose motif bears a striking resemblance to your little girl, and Rosie notices the flower fairy queen looks just like her mommy.

[leona-florianova]

The Substance was way sillier and somehow both less AND more gory than I expected. (body horror yipeeeee)

also

Nobody walked out of the cinema but I feel there might have been few people who were close to fainting due to lack of oxygen from all the laughter.

[jarofalicesgrunge]

Alice In Chains Soundcheck Performance footage (AIC's opening set) > Sea Of Sorrow 08-16-1991.

[smolsleepyfox]

Nobody:

Falk:

[godlytemperance]

yknow if you took the dances that the Lords in Black do during NPMD, slow them down, and make the movements more flowy

they could be goth dances

[directyourfate]

jerry fucking with riki pt. one million [x]

[slaughterlmao]

[gwemmieee]

headbanging is and always has been just a socially accepted form of stimming

[akkivee]

i’m a little sore and plenty tired lol my amy and i had fun at the sonic symphony last night 🎶💙

[davemustaine]

god im so fucking easy. put a fluffy curly long haired blonde boy in front of me and its over

[spotsupstuff]

live footage of an ancient from the spotto genus performing a ritualistic dance

THE FRHHC HDLGJSKLACLKMKCLD....GJSDLCMDLSKGMLKSAMKCL SPOTTO GENUS,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THE FUCKIN- you have No idea how often i think about the way real life sea anemones leave the scene, why the FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS its EFFECTIVE but WEIRD!!!!!!!! this might be legit the base swimming style for the ancients when you dump them into water i fuckin. cant. this is how babies swim. dear god

[twnj]

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Ino: I think Choji's in the mosh pit again...

Shika: Well, at least someone is enjoying themselves...

Choji when the start of his favourite song comes on: THE KINSLAYER!! Fucking, yeeessssss!

Choji headbanging at the Nightwish gig (see previous posts)

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Choji: You waiting on a text from someone, dude?

Shika: Nah, I doubt it. She...*they* don't even have a mobile, so I'll probably never hear from them...I mean...whatever.

Choji:...you never know, bro....😌

End of the gig and the bois are waiting for Ino. Choji knows what's up but doesn't want to bother Shika about it. Shika thinks he can hide it 🤭

Headcanon madness inspired by the AU characters in Grandmaster by @notquitejiraiya

Thank you to @ferocityh for helping me translate!

[ghosttotheparty]

ok i’ve talked ab unintentionally-secret metalhead steve but what about metalhead steve that listens to heavier music than eddie

[mechazushi]

So, I've got this KafHoshi fic I'm working on and it's starting to turn into a, like, 5 + 1 scenarios kinda fic in the vaguest sense of the situation. Which means I need to come up with senarios about Hoshina falling head over heels for Kafka and I listened to Super Massive Black Hole by Muse, immediately followed by Landmines by Sum 41 and all I could think about for a day was a situation where Kafka had a "Homer learns the bass" moment in his teens and his mom or cousin or something was cleaning out an old storage container and sent him his old bass guitar.

Not to overindulge, but basically my mind wouldn't let go of the image of Kafka singing SMBH, but in his Kaiju voice, which then morphed into Iharu begging on hands and knees asking if Kafka could learn the bass line to Landmines and be the bass to his lead guitar and play the song on his birthday in front of the Third Division with him.

And THEN my brain was like....

"Ok, but a Saturday morning cartoon about A rock band getting mystical guitars that transform them into humanoid Kaijus with super powers so now they fight crime just because and they have to keep the identity a secret from the police and Dollar Store Iharu leads the team and in the first episode show starts off with the band needing a new bass player so they start tryouts and a Kafka-like character shows up and the whole team isn't impressed with him until he starts playing an absolute sick riff and they let him join and DS Iharu's dad is the band's manager and he's a shit dad but he knows about he Kaiju Guitars/private hero identity thing (Cuz' he's the one networking the media to help keep it a secret) and there's a side plot about Kafka the Bass player becoming DS Iharu'd Better Dad and Reno's there too, but he's the "No enthusiasm" Guitar seller that sold them their mystic guitars and he had no idea about what the guitars do and the team rope him in once he and the rest find out KnockOff Reno had been chosen to help the people that became bestowed with the Kaiju Guitars and now KnockOff Reno is the team's Guy-In-The-Chair and HE gets his OWN character arc and him and Dollar Store Iharu start to fall in love and then you find out that Kafka had a secret love child that he didn't know about and then spend a season off screen fighting for custody and I've given this way too much thought already but doesn't it sound REALLY COOL because I could see it becoming one of those cult classic shows that were only made to sell toys, but it became one of the few that managed to transcend beyond that..."

It's never going to happen. but I do agree with myself.