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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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Dovekie aka Little Auk (Alle alle), family Alcidae, order Charadriiformes, Iceland
Photograph by Christophe Moning
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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom
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some girl behind me in line at the dollar store today said "girl we've been knowing how to draw. Beatboxing puppy" and it froze me in my tracks i had to stare forward without moving a muscle. The devil's cold breath caressed my neck and i've been marked for death
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just finishing first semester of 2nd year of uni. here are the best MSPaint drawings I've made during lectures so far
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I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag
I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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#someone needs to bring this shit to the states asap#let the governments crumble and a new system take its place that reinforces actual progress being made#important
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my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..
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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features
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