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#gonna talk about throwing up#and its kinda gross#so dont read if youre bothered by that#but i just threw up and the worst part is how stomach content gets in your nose area!!!#like in your nasal cavity#threw up half an hour ago and i still feel it coming out#just leaking into my throat#and im trying to like. inhale and clean my nose like that? idk what to call it. opposite of blowing your nose I guess#but its not really helping#its a weird feeling and also just keeps the taste/odor longer than it needs to be yk#no offense uvula but you should really do your work better
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
get a better joke
#toy txt post#god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones#let it flop..........pls#internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop#i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having#1 million bajillion disclaimers#virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word#disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word#grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used#to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023#and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like#im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild#i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you#but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay#god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil#but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful#and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like#hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine#and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr#and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like#and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay#its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat#? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right#stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny#whatever#if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll#i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.
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me when my horrid messengers all parallel each-other
#myart#rain world#rainworld#rw spearmaster#rw hunter#rw rivulet#rain world fanart#im still undecided on who i think mightve sent riv so it just gets that moon backround#also quickly some notes on my hunter (since i haven’t shown it before) ->#as its illness/rot slowly devours it. its skin/cells die and become all gross and wrinkly in the areas where its the worst#its insides also become more purp/blue depending on how close to or how much theyre affected by its illness#its capable of having that back spear cause of the stickiness of rot ofcourse#but also just because its cells in that area are dead so. it just. doesnt feel a thing when it pierces its spear in the skin of its back#Ewww ewww hunter your back-spear swag is Kinda Gross actually.
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seeking comfort. unintentional jumpscare
#id in alt#hollow knight#broken vessel#nailmaster oro#i just think itd be so peaceful to watch the ash fall in kingdoms edge#its like snow.... but kinda gross#vtoast art
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new conspiracy theory roughly 90% of parents dont even like kids they only like babies and toddlers . the reason why everyone makes a big deal abt teenagers being fucked up is cuz they only signed up for children that just make noise n dont have opinions
#idk . after a while its just kinda gross to go up to ur adult child n be like 'god you suck now i miss when you were 3 years old'#THATS NOT WHAT U SAY.....#im not even a teenager anymore far from it but i still get called one like its a fucking slur#also does anyone else hav 2 listen 2 their parents b like 'ur basically still a teenager until ur 28' n other nonsense shit?????
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#opinion#opinion poll#nobody in my family does it anymore but i remember always being told its impolite not to#and also it spreads germs and is just kinda gross if you dont. but for the last 6 months+ ive been having to argue it#(like legit argue with some)#and i just wanna know if im crazy
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so i had an idea because i work with fur and have 3 dogs and all of my clothes end up covered in fur. i thought about these two just going thru lint rollers rapidly - but no, they wouldnt. everything is covered in fur. paired up with a dingy sofa.
unshaded (and unfurred) under the cut
#i kinda hate this cause its so much different from my initial idea#for one. two i hate how i framed this. but i didnt wanna crop out too much since i already colored it#3 the pose couldve been so cute but it ended up too stiff and weird idk.#4. i might get dumb asks about drawing feet again lmao#5 i hate the couch!! i was like oh yes lets make it super gross. but after i finished it i was like. oh fuck that#anyway#my art#basslinegrave art#sam and max#actually i went back and cropped the pic. help#well they are gross. so its ok. the sofa can be disgusting lol
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linda told bob she loved him for the first time bc he cleaned bird poop out of her hair with his shirt why the fuck are they SO CUTE
#original#boblin#bob’s burgers#bob’s burgers spoilers#<-in case thats a thing that. matters#i knowww it was supposed to be like haha its unromantic and kinda gross but honest to god i was clutching my chest#now that ive had 24 hours to process and lost 5 teeth and a lot of blood i can safely say. cute as fuck#and thats forbidden me lore for the people who read my tag rambles. hiiiiii twirls hair
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Boyd couldve got That One Tattoo™️ laser removed or got a coverup tattoo which is way more feasible, we know damn well he couldve got the resources, but nah he just had to chop a considerable amount of his skin off like that's a completely reasonable solution
#justified#justified fx#justified city primeval#boyd crowder#walton goggins#i mean im glad he got rid of it#but bro ?????????#i would tag this as some sort of tw cause its kinda gross but idk what
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According to Rise of Red, defintion of girl power is uh, shaming a girl, aka Chloe Charming, for uh...being a princess??? For being kind??? For being a rule obeyer??? For not liking getting dirty when there's literally nothing wrong with characters who don't like getting dirty- Seriously, this movie's odd love for shaming a female character can kinda go up there with D1's whole Mal shames Audrey scene to cheer up Evie....and maybe overtake it as worst time Descendants did this because at least that was one scene, this was a whole ass sub plot in Rise of Red for some reason.
#disney descendants#descendants#descendants the rise of red#the rise of red#yeah imma be real i dont get shaming chloe for hating doing dirty stuff or touching gross stuff#is it weird with her reactions at times? yeah#but like so what#its not exactly a character flaw#and its kinda reaching when shaming her for being like it#also like still not over red saying look where being kind obeying rules got your mom to chloe#RIGHT AFTER THEY FOUND OUT CHLOES MOM IS DEAD LIKE#FILM DOESNT SHAME RED AT ALL FOR THIS#AND HAS CHLOE HAVE TO LEARN TO DO WHAT RED WANTS TO GET THE BOOK#like is it really a fucking main character if she never learns and is treated like shes perfect and such#while her co-star is the one getting shamed for breathing
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get normaled, idiot
#pizza tower#peppino#arts#mine#anyway....#i cannot for the life of me get it right#i need a ref or something#i have like SUCH a clear image of what i want him to look like and trying to imitate it just makes him look uncanny#like he needs droopier eyes and bigger eyes#and ive seen people who look EXACTLY like the ref i would love to have#ah well#i did get his mouth pretty close to what i wanted :)#other things; he has like a SMALL amount of accessories like necklaces n stuff. i think he is very Particular about his appearance#the balding doesnt bother him AT ALL so its not messed w in anyway#the most hell do is brush it down so its not in the way#and hes got hats for if he simply does not want it to get unruly in the wind#i was stuck deciding between a Normal earring and a stud but i think stud looks a bit better heehee hes got quite a bit of piercings#but hes stopped using them YEARS ago. they havent closed up so like. theoretically he Could use them again. but hes fine w leaving them be#also he is like obv a mess when hes in the back working the oven n stoves so hes sweaty and kinda gross if hes been in there TOO LONG#(and he is SO conscious about this; he gets a better ac unit postgame when he gets more funds)#but otherwise if hes going out somewhere he has like spicy smellin colognes. like the shit that makes ur head hurt when u smell it sdfkjdfj#meanwhile gus does not give a flying fuck#hes got 14-in-1 body wash and a prayer#you get what u get#which is admirable tbh#i just think it is funny for him to be particular about this. gus we are best buds but you are not coming out w me looking like this.#or the noise smells AWFUL bc he is covered in grease and sweat from tinkerin in his room all day#and peppino looks SO upset hes like get AWAY from me u smell like ACTUAL garbage !!!!!!!!!!!!! go get CLEAN you fucking BEAST
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Every time harvey says “i miss working with you” to Mike what he actually means is “i love you i cant believe i let you get away” Btw! I dont make the rules
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Hc that saiki and teruhashi take turns screaming “thats not normal, please get help” into the others face whenever they say something about their life
#or counterpoint they’re too similar to recognize that the other is in a bad situation so its just like “huh that’s annoying” over crazy shit#Teruhashi goes “yeah when I was born there were more fathers than babies bc they all wanted to look at me”#And Saikis like “wow that’s kinda gross. Once the US government attempted to kidnap me”#And teruhashis like “wow thats pretty intense”
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*taps mic* hello helloooo is anybody there
throws this at you like a grenade. hooooly shit. slash and bash.
#escaped audios#slasher and the basher#gore#-ish idk just in case#body horror#KINDA#also just in case#it feels gross tagging like. smth featuring heavy scarring as body horror. but like its moreso for the mask#because the mask just looks like straight up flesh#speaking of the masks they really arent as 'corny slasher mask' as i wish they could be but im incapable of designing those#if they have any canon appearances then color me stumped be nice to me im the new kid on the block
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suburbia overture is so funny to me because its like
"Ch-ch-chameleon peacocks are talk of the town well word gets around on Hit Number Stations
𝓗𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓶𝓼 𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷
the dog bites the postman while basement eyes dream of a night at the drive-in with an ar-15"
#like. what#can someone please tell me the significance of that line because like#i do NOT understand#i know its meant to be like another gross thing kinda exaggerating how bad culture is but like. why#will wood#the normal album#suburbia overture#music#lyrics
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If HOPRs had a corrupted version (there’s no good reason for one to be on sierpinski since they’re supposed to all be decommissioned) I think they’d fill the role of classic spitter enemy. They’ve got gross goopy heads and I think they’d essentially try to projectile spit evil juice that attracts other corrupted replikas to you
#ITS BASED OFF OF SOME GROSS GLAND STUFF I LEARNED ABOUT HOOPOE BIRDS#apparently the nesting females can produce gland fluids that smell like rotting meat etc to deter predators#wanted to do something with that#not sure how to incorporate their spears though…#kinda like the thought of them fusing with the head#something something hoprs clinging to their beloved items as a last comfort upon getting sick#only for it to further hurt them#maybe the spears would grow/fuse vertically and limit neck movement#they’d also look so silly. spike heads lmaoo#<- ohhhh actually that could also be a fun mock hoopoe crest#anyway corrupted hoprs I think would be really aggressive but would have a hard time chasing u#due to being goopy kabobs essentially#they just want u out of their space but they REALLY want you out#I could even see other corrupted replikas avoiding them just bc they’re that territorial#maybe only tolerating other corrupted hoprs?#idk but it’s fun to play with#hopr#signalis oc#blorbo tag
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