#and it's frankly hilarious

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Wait... this isn’t a gay bar??

I was just thinking about Danny as a bartender at a rogues bar and then it struck me...

Danny thinks he works at a gay bar

Why? Well, have you looked at the clients? Bisexual queen Harley Quinn, lesbian icon Poison Ivy, Two Face is clearly bi(two)sexual and has a thing with Bruce Wayne, Scarecrow is probably ace or maybe aro, Riddler is at the very least homo romantic, hell, even if Red hood comes by he’s bi/pan AND poly

What I’m saying is, based off the clientele, Danny would think he works at a gay bar 

and based on the evidence they have a hard time disagreeing with him

[dear-ao3]

every time i dont believe in myself i remember that one time i emailed nearly every person at my college begging and pleading my case for them to fix my financial aid after they changed systems and stiffed me of a solid 10,000 dollars because i could not afford school if they didnt give me back the money and managed to get back the money plus a few hundred dollars extra two days before i was leaving the country to study abroad

[hidden-but]

today on Me vs Poetry Written in English:

My brain point blank doesn’t recognise hozier’s lyrics when they’re written as a plain-text sentence.

[elsecrytt]

okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

vs

nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

vs

geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

[vohtaro]

achilles’ breaks are a serious matter. bitch. | in which patroclus is rather protective of achilles’ break time and continues his crass manner with zagreus and also calls him a bitch because he can

[vaguely-concerned]

Concept: After the one two punch of Tain’s death scene and the official augment reveal, Garak and Julian Do Not talk about it directly for a long long time, but Julian does pointedly assign Frankenstein for their homoerotic book club lunch after Dr. Bashir I Presume. Garak is…Untroubled. 

(“Monstrous fathers create monstrous sons all the time without ever resorting to anything so dramatic or crude as lightning rods and graverobbing, my dear Doctor. Why, in some families it’s practically a tradition. A family trade, honed to perfection over the span of generations.”

“Yeah?” 

“Could anything but such an iterative process explain the existence of Skrain Dukat, do you think?”

“Hah! You know what, you may have a point.”) 

It’s about. The mutual ‘We may both have been made into different kinds of monsters at the hands of our fathers and yeah I guess that kind of sucks. But at least at the end of the day neither of us is Gul Dukat’ emotional security of it all

[kaybzzart]

Farmer Lars and Shane shenanigans

Ref under. Spoilers, it's the grumps

[abigail-nicole]

why is no one talking about how good Jacob Anderson’s new orleans accent is. and subsequently how stupid it was they thought they could pass as being from chicago. Be self aware for one SECOND you’re literally named Louis de Pointe du Lac and you talk like you’ve lived in New Orleans for fifty years. You think you can speak cajun french IN PARIS and no one will know. Santiago not mentioning this in the first three seconds he knew you was a sign he has a lot of social grace actually. Parisians known for their complete disdain for anyone speaking non-Parisian French. Dressmaker making fun of Claudia’s French the most accurate portrayal of Parisians

The period appropriate slang also extending to provincial American accents before standardization through television. There’s also something to be said about Jacob Anderson’s acting with the willfully neutral accent during Dubai. Like hmmmm is this the one thing you gained insight about? Only this?

[snoelledarts]

whenever the tlt trio goes on quests together, and commit crimes, they take pics next to their wanted posters with annabeth’s lil camera

What a bunch of little rascals!

[lostlavenderer]

guys do you think that if my fanfiction is weird enough Chester will read it out

[radsplain]

what’s so funny to me is the fact that i see SO many more trans-identified women identifying as trans masc now instead of as “Trans Men” because even subconsciously they’re still not comfortable fully identifying as “men” (probably because of the ingrained imposter syndrome that women tend to struggle with, except this time they actually would be the imposter, but i digress) whereas the vast majority of trans-identified men rarely identify as trans femme but rather loudly and unashamedly as “Trans Women,” most likely due to their sheer audacious levels of male entitlement and confidence. Like lmao

[yarrayora]

broke: inuyasha is shoujo because it has romance and a female protagonist

woke: inuyasha is shounen because it was serialized in a magazine called shounen sunday

bespoke: inuyasha is shounen because rumiko takahashi made urusei yatsura for the same magazine

[thevioletcaptain]

the thing about the devil's trap tattoo is that the flames around the pentacle are completely unnecessary. like the flames are not a functional part of the devil's trap at all. they just added those for flair.

[mxs-space]

I love when people calls Guardians stuffs like Roxanne or Derrick because it implies:

The canon information that the kids names are not nicknames doesn’t apply to their other universe self

They gain a full name once they are adult (very Homestuvk, very funny)

The HarlEnglish are named stuffs like “Jadeite” or “Jacquard”

[inheroes--wetrust]

look the chance of this happening is like 1% but in my head this is how season 2 is going to end:

dubai is over. what happened to loumand? no idea. is daniel turned? probably but who's to say. after whatever drama goes down, we cut to a few months later.

interview with the vampire has been published. daniel is at a signing, line out the door, etc, etc. we watch him sign books for a few people. a book is placed in front of him, he takes it automatically, flips it open, says, "who should i make it out to?" the camera pans out wide, and we see lestat in modern clothes. lestat smiles and says, "the vampire lestat."

daniel's eyes widen in recognition, and then, doomed acceptance, becuase he knows where the fuck this is going. he says, "oh, motherf---"

cut, end season.

[qqueenofhades]

Kind of want to write an academic AU. Do I know for what ship/fandom? Nope. Do I have any plot besides mundane suffering and/or disturbingly specific catharsis for me? I do not. Have I written fic in ages? I have not. And yet. Here we are.