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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
#this post was inspired by me using a screwdriver to take the broiler off the wall because the warm water stopped working#while my dad went well there is only cables in there. who are we if we dont find our ways around some cables#damn right!!!!
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this#one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails#also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help#instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites#it's infuriating that it works so well#ramblings
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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
#hazbin hotel alastor#Hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel Lucifer#vivziepop#Hazbin hotel fanart#Alastor#Lucifer#Perception check#“you're much shorter in real life”#Alastor has no mercy if you're under 5“2 lol#I did: the storyboard; artworks and animation#And my sis did: the coloring; animation as well and the compositing#Team work makes the dream work lol
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being someone who's passionate about their interests when you're a horror fan really is a special layer of hell because every interaction you have with another person where the conversation turns to your hobbies and personal entertainments is a trial where if you show too much unrepentant glee at getting an opportunity to talk about your preferred subject you get to watch them mentally move you onto their list of untrustworthy individuals to avoid in the future in real time
#🐉#yesterday at work my new coworker asked me about my writing (the original stuff as well as fanfic lol) and when i told her it was mostly#horror flavoured she barely restrained herself from making a disgusted face. HELP lol!
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“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”
#so the vengeance saga#am I right#epic the musical#epic penelope#epic Odysseus#this should still work with just the odyssey as well so#odyssey#Odysseus#penelope#penelope and odysseus#penelope x odysseus#digital art#epic fanart#tw: blood#cw: blood#odypen#jolly art
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Last part whoo!!!
PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4
#I should clarify that I’ll be continuing to work on this au#this is just the final part to the intro essentially#thank you everyone so much for reading as well!!!#it’s been really cool to see that I was firstly able to make a comic at all#but also that everyone seemed to actually understand what I was trying to convey#like it was dumped directly from my brain and somehow we’ve ended up on the same page#so that’s cool :)#my art#gravity falls#twins in time au#Stan pines#Stanley pines#Stanford pines#ford pines
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Observing
#artists on tumblr#illustration#original#oc#character design#the postwoman#digital art#clip studio paint#i miss drawing her...I have other ideas as well I have to draw but I don't have time with work aah#my one week vacation will save me
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# taking “undressing her with my eyes” to a whole other level
#yes YES i still haven't moved on from the first episode#detective au on the screen. just too good#''is it hot? are you?..'' well rio's barely restraining herself what do you think :]#agatha all along#agathario#aaaedit#tvedit#marveledit#marvelgifs#agatha harkness#rio vidal#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#agatha x rio#mcuedit#mine#my gifs#still think teen's incantation just loosened the spell rio was doing the real work <3
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more designs yayy
#fisherman grian supremacy#technically WIP but idk how to finish it#this one has been haunting me for weeks and i just want it out of my life#also still postapocalypse au design#but its so universal it could work as an overall s10 design as well#grian#grian fanart#hermitcraft#trafficblr#mystuff
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Decay exists as an extant form of life
#artists on tumblr#my art#gavle goat#gavlebocken#yule#yule goat#happy yule#merry yule#christmas#hi yes I’m alive#so much work but oh well#wishing you happy holidays :D#new year#2024#2023#happy new year#happy holidays#Gavleboken 2023#christmas goat#burn the goat
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
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dragon meat, you, and me
#marcille donato#falin touden#farcille#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#tw blood#tw body horror#tw gore#as a normal farcille fan this revival has been on my mind since i first read it and getting to watch it is like yippee!!#like messy revivals are everything - the consequences that will haunt u for the rest of the time they are alive#the initial hopeful moments where it all seemed well but quickly descend to That not being the case - losing not only the bit of evidence#evidence that your dream may work out but also someone you deeply care about in the process… marcille my Beloved#ofc wholly thruout the journey - at the forefront of it - getting falin back was the most crucial point but so wuickly :(( it was lost#on the other end its crazy to think about the compoments of falin now - human - dragon (dungeon) - marcille’s magic and desperation#the food the crew cooked (digested) - she is made of many parts!!#also i did not realize how medical it feels to draw smth like this. i dont usually explore the inner parts or use a lot of blood#in my work so rendering everything and looking up refs it felt quite magical (?)#ruporas art
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Chemical overreaction / compound fracture
#ive been working on this forever and its all bc of the colors#no idea if i like this or not but might as well post it#goodtimeswithscar#gtws fanart#pearlescentmoon#pearlescentmoon fanart#secret life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#my art#cw eyestrain#cw blood#oh also my propaganda to go listen to the song ofc its so good
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nerdy!choso who was sick of letting you walk around, doing whatever you pleased. the day you asked him to be your tutor was when his whole world flipped upside down. him? tutor the most popular girl in school??
it was okay at first, but somewhere along the line your saturday study sessions turned into saturday fuck sessions. you were his first which wasn’t surprising. choso was the school’s number one nerd, and sure he was hot but no girl dared to associate with him let alone fuck him.
but you were different in so many ways, you treated him like fragile glass that you knew better than to break. you liked to test him sometimes though, just to see if he’d drop the innocent boy act. usually your schemes never worked but this time, he’d had enough.
“this what you wanted fuckin’ stuck up brat?” choso chuckled darkly, anger radiating off him in waves. large hands struck down, bruising the skin of your ass for the 10th time.
he had you bent over his lap counting every spank and if you missed even a single one, he’d get a belt.
one look at him had your body quivering, his head was tilted and hair messy as his eyes pierced yours. “thought it was cute to stop sharing your location wimme’ huh mama?”
you shook your head which earned nothing but a chuckle from him. rough fingers danced around your clit, flicking it back and forth despite your overstimulation.
a sharp pain had you whimpering, it was only then you realized what was going on. choso sunk his teeth into your cheek with no intentions of stopping until the mark of his teeth was visible.
“how about i start spanking this pretty pussy next?” he smiled when you waved your ass around in anticipation, his greedy greedy girl. “nah.. think ‘m gonna fill her up instead. maybe then you’ll stop fuckin’ playing with me,”
no way this was your same nerdy!choso from before…
©rissouu 2024 (pls i need a choso in my life)..
#malora’s works!#ummmm idk if i like this#but oh well#choso x reader#choso kamo smut#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen choso kamo#choso kamo x reader smut#choso smut#choso kamo x chubby reader#choso kamo x reader#choso kamo x you#nerd!choso#nerd!choso x reader#jjk x you#jujutsu kaisen x you#nerd!jjk#possessive choso#chubby reader#anime smut#choso kamo#choso kamo fluff#choso fluff
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big part of being the justice arcana is drinking coffee with the fool and finding a home within them. akechi is just really funny about it
#persona#persona 3#persona 4#persona 5#p3#p4#p5#ken amada#makoto yuki#nanako dojima#yu narukami#goro akechi#ren amamiya#shuake#this is a tweet i made and then i decided to draw it and it works better on twt. funnier as a qrt. oh well#my art
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