#and it makes me laugh

[konakoro]

Me when I'm a fraudulent cancer treatment program outside Mexico City and my patient is the Jigsaw killer

[godzillaoflondon]

I imagine Klavier Galvin speaks like Tommy Wiseau

[calamitoustide]

every time i look at my ao3 i am giggling

[obsidianphantasm]

why did i just imagine victor playing this gigantic organ all by his lonesome so he can tune out the ghosts trying to scare him.

[valyrianfreehold]

Grand Theft Otto: Kings Landing isn’t a very good game it’s just you sitting in a room where 80% of a council explains to you how primogeniture works like you’re five

[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

My friend: Yeah, I believe that our dreams are just us looking at our lives in other worlds.

Me:...

Me: I sure do seem to die a lot in other worlds.

Her: *Nearly chokes on her drink*

[darlingpoppet]

*Points to new avatar* literally me

[lumiilys]

You know what I just realised?? I haven’t watched ofmd all the way through (from s1 ep1 to s2 ep8) all in one go yet! I’ve watched s1 all the way through and s2 all the way through but I haven’t done both together!!! Now there’s something for me to do…

[sesamie]

jack aubrey <3<3<3<3

[sanguinarysanguinity]

WIP Wednesday

The beginning of an as-yet-untitled The Flight of the Heron thing I’m working on...

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Someone shook the bed, jostling Ewen and causing the ache in his head to swell into a roar. He groaned in protest, but that, too, caused his head to hurt -- and then his uncourteous bedmate jostled the bed again, making Ewen, his stomach still uncertain from last night's drink, feel like he was on a pitching sea.

"For God's sake, stop that!" Ewen protested, and his bedmate was blessedly still.

But not, however, silent.

"Ardroy?" he asked.

An English voice. There were not many English among the Prince's entourage, making the identity of his bedmate a puzzle -- a puzzle his inebriated brain struggled valiantly to pick at, despite Ewen's overwhelming desire to return to sleep. But a moment later, sleep departed forever. In a wash of cold horror, he recognised the voice: Captain Windham, lately of the garrison holding Edinburgh Castle.

In his haste to wake and find his sword, Ewen fell out of bed.

[bingobongobonko]

bitches want me for my indecisiveness in everything i do, including the way i identity myself in terms of racial identity, or lack thereof

[nick-close]

God I need to draw the dads in the PLL Christmas outfits

[likeafairytale]

“ It looks like rain. ” – Malachai with a michevious grin to Calypso during her wedding day

The young mermaid frowned at her brother's words while looking at him. Malachai, who was looking at the sky previously, turned to watch at his youngest sister who looked so puzzled by his affirmation, making her coming closer to glance at the clear blue sky. That was the first words he told her since he arrived ten minutes sooner, to make sure she was all right. Of course, she wasn't, she was preparing to marry someone she didn't want to marry, and she had an unpleasant conversation about war with his father –a conversation that was still on her mind to be honest– but she tried to pretend, because the youngest Blackwater knew her oldest brother would be the first to show concern for her and probably coming up with a plan to save her, plan that would surely start a war. But Malachai was concerned anyway, because he knew his sister wasn't the silent type of girl, and her not saying a word and just trying to walk without falling was too weird for him, so he broke the silence the best he could. But his words were incorrect. The sky was blue, and there were not even the shadow of a cloud. The girl switched her focus on Kai who still had a mischievous grin on his face, before she rolled her eyes and sighed.

❝No it does not.❞ She finally replied, which amused her brother.

❝But it could.❞ He said, shrugging and as to make his words true, clouds started to appear, little by little. Not too much, but enough to hide the sun.

Now, each Triton's children had the faculty to control the weather to a certain degree; Malachai always liked clouds and that's what he decided to control, it wasn't much, but it was enough for him. Calypso, as for her, always found the rain quite relaxing, but she never trained enough for it to pour, like her father can, but just enough for it to ruin a perfect hot summer day if she wanted to. Which was what it was today. So when she saw the clouds coming, she knew what he was doing, and what he was expecting her to do. Once again, she signed, and this time it made Malachai frowned, while he looked at her going back to her mirror.

❝Father would not allow it. He'll make it sunny as soon as he'll see the clouds.❞

❝I can plead with him.❞ Kai's words were firm, as if he was sure of them, but truth be that he wasn't. Triton's mood was as changing as the ocean could be, and no one could predict it. ❝You're a mermaid, Calypso. You should be married at sea, like all mermaids, but you're forced to marry on land, father won't deny this simple request.❞

❝I'm forced to marry, he has denied me a lot already.❞ She said back, and she was a bit surprise by the bitterness of her voice. Sighing for the third time, she sat on the chair, observing the mermale coming closer to her and taking her hands.

❝I promise I can talk to him. You deserve to have at least rain at your wedding.❞

She opened her mouth, ready to argue, but then she looked at the sky once again, who was a bit darker now. It would be lying but saying she didn't think of making rain. Leaning back on her chair, with Kai squeezing her hands, she looked at him, and couldn't help but smile a little at the softness of his red eyes. She knew this look too well by now, she could tell that he was worried, and a bit scared for her, and that just made her sadder to know she'll have to live far away from him, from her family.

❝He does like the sun. Probably more than I do...❞ Calypso whispered, while looking back at the sky.

❝Then, it's the perfect opportunity to annoy him, isn't it?❞

❝But what about us? If we get wet, we will all turn back... it will be painful...❞ To those words, and the face she did just after, Malachai could see that she still didn't like shapeshifting, which he could understand, he didn't like it to the first time, and he remembered the pain too.

❝You can control it. Make it rain on everyone but us.❞

❝Now, you just put too much faith in me, brother.❞

❝Yeah, probably.❞ He answered, and he couldn't help but laugh when she felt offended and punched him. ❝But I think you can still try.❞

❝Morgana can force us to marry inside. What about that?❞

❝We'll make it sunny again, I bet it'll be even more annoying like that.❞

No matter what she was saying, Malachai always had something to answer, which made her laugh, for it was usually the way around. Rolling her eyes, Calypso stood up and went to the window, a smile on her face. It was the first genuine smile she had all morning, and her brother felt proud to be the one to put it on her face, especially with something as silly as rain. After a moment, rain started and the girl could see Faes panicking outside, which amused her.

❝At least I won't see his smug smile today.❞ She said to herself, making her brother laugh to that.

[wythmoonie]

writes a fanfic about the horrifying reality of crashing on an alien planet and giant monsters trying to eat you

the bookmarks: SO CUTE!! AWW!! ADORABLE!!

never change ya’ll, never change :,)

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[ashyslashyy]