#and it makes him flop

[schumi-nadal]

Yonex went from the Dennmark flag to the US flag for Casper lmao

[crsssie]

down the neck - spencer reid x sharpshooter!reader

"Stop breathing down my neck." You huff, glancing through the scope at the unsub.

"Well, I have to lay low too, no?" Spencer frowns.

"It doesn't matter." You squint, humming. "Hit the button and ask Hotch if I can shoot. Be fast."

"Hotch, we have a clear shot."

"I have a clear shot."

"Snippy—"

"Fire."

You click your tongue, pulling the trigger once to hit the unsub's hand and a second to snipe the gun out of range as Morgan flies into the place. You watch through the scope as Spencer looks through the binoculars, and you only start to sit up when you see Morgan pull the unsub out. Then, you actually sit up and start packing up.

"Stop breathing down my neck." You huff.

"You weren't complaining when I—"

You hold a finger to your lips, pointing at your earpiece as Spencer blinks, laughing when you hear a cough in your ears from Hotch.

"Sorry."

"Need I remind you both of—"

"Nope." You puff out your cheeks, slinging the gun around to your back as Spencer raises a brow. "Actually, I think Reid needs a quick reminder. He'd love to go through another HR meeting about how we shouldn't be fraternizing with—"

"We're good, Hotch." Spencer cuts you off, rolling his eyes at you. "We'll see you back at the station."

"You're driving." You mumble, turning off your mic. "Two dollars and I'll drive. Four dollars and I'll make a stop at McDonalds."

"And for five?"

"I'll sneak in a kiss plus everything else."

"I think that can be arranged." He hums, pulling out a five as you press your lips to his, tongue swiping over your bottom lips as he chases when you pull away. You stick your tongue out teasingly as you take the five, craning your neck so that his lips would hit your neck instead. "Hey."

"I'll drop a ten if you—"

"Reid."

You laugh as Spencer jolts straight, pinching the bridge of his nose at the sound of Hotch.

"Turn off your mic next time."

"Roger that, sir."

You're too busy laughing the rest of the way back to be able to drive. (but spencer has no complaints when you hand him back the five with a chaste kiss to his lips).

[saturnniidae]

Al and Ed's dynamic is so funny bc Edward's got such a complex about being the older one even tho the difference is by one year and he thinks himself a single mother of one raising Al by himself and he needs to protect his little baby brother at all costs then Alphonse is like holding Ed's leash and telling him no when he barks/lunges at passers-by and is making sure he gets his rabies shots and doesn't die doing something stupid also protecting him at all costs etc

[adolescentsalvation]

I think it’s reallyyyyyy funny that paul mccartney only had to share music with john lennon and that would’ve been haunting enough but he actually decided to pick up a camera and make his entire hobby as a photographer about him too. and then later in life he picked up a pencil and decided you know what I’m gonna make painting and drawing about john lennon too. matter of fact every book I’ve ever read is about john too.

[ruvigapo]

Run boy run!! The sex monsters eat salmon!!

In which i arrive Fashionably Late to the fishssek party

[knbwn]

2nd year of nrc

part of a small series of refined doodle im doing! technically beastmen of nrc comes first, and i already have the page for the first one too, but i just do not feel like posting it ToT, if i did you could've seen the way i went from 3 character with barely any details to like, a page full of them. lol. you can also tell which one im most proud of/ which one i spent the most time on. lol. my commission

[hinamie]

round 2 of prelim designs for @philosophiums n my lovechild of an au

first year trio

[chrisbangs]

Bang Chan Doing That Move

[hermit-frog]

[mikqchoux]

Imagine if he started getting scared of bridges too

[54prowl]

🐣 WILD DYNAMY HATCHED 🐣

A BABY KATSUKI APPEARED!

50 🔁 = make him grow 🍼🥛 +1 ❤ = give him love

follow for updates!

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[sysig]

Let’s Geckin’ Gooooooo! (Patreon)

[notsocasualenjoyer]

"MY mother was a SAINT! The only person who truly cared about me and now she's GONE! And I have nothing left."

[skitskatdacat63]

"I'm optimistic that Silverstone has to be better than this."

[foundfamily-connoisseur]

When you try to teach the kid some manners and he just trauma dumps on you instead #relatable

Don: well ain’t you rude. What kind of mother would raise you to be such a dick?

Mac: none! The bitch died on me!

What about it, punk? (We’re using the nicer word here)

Don: …sorry

[flipflopmasterr]

Happy (early) Halloween folks. Here, have little Billy. rise the saturation for two fun facts on the image, find em.

and him too