#and it is so worth it

[allastoredeer]

Saw a lot of big monstrous Al fucking tiny Lucifer art lately (is that some new trend all of a sudden?) and I want to gouge my eyes out. Never saw it with Full Demon Lucifer fucking Alastor. Like... never. Why am I even still like this ship if it has no food?

Actually! I have seen art of monstrous Lucifer fucking Alastor and it was glorious. I've seen a few of the monstrous Al fucking tiny Lucifer pics, I think it might've been inspired from a fic? I'm not sure if it's a trend? IDK I don't venture into top!Alastor/bottom!Lucifer, I usually stumble across it by accident.

But I'm more than happy to share monstrous Lucifer fucking Alastor!!

This one is of big monstrous eldritch Lucifer with human Alastor

Lucifer is just in his demon form in this one but its still so good AND it's from the HellvaverseKinkWeek

Another one with Lucifer in demon form

I know I have more monstrous Lucifer and Lucifer in his demon form fucking Alastor in my Twitter bookmarks SOMEWHERE, but I was scrolling for so long and I accidentally clicked out of them, which brought me back to the top, and I just...I couldn't scroll that far again. My brain shut down at the mere thought.

The food is there, it's just a little harder to find. I've been stocking up on a LOT of bottom!Alastor content. If ya'll want some bottom!Alastor art, I have so many bookmarks saved. If you want some bottom!Alastor fanfics look through my #fanfiction recommendation or #fanfic recs tags. People send me bottom!Al fics all the time, if that's something you're looking for, you might find something you like.

[gay-mooshrooms]

just met jack

someone hand over the adoption papers

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[woman-respecter]

the incels should fuck eachother and fujoshis get to watch if they want. solves the issue of male lonliness with a little bonus for women as reparations or something.

[skipppppy]

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

[dimeadozencows]

My personal understanding of the situation

[charbies]

linktober day 28 - bones

[clowns0up-felix]

Burying vs digging

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

I am watching cause manga give me physical headaches

It's worth it

Read One Piece   !

TODAY

[crimeronan]

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

[hinamie]

inflict

[lil-lemon-snails]

sometimes you just need to hear it v some stills below the cut v

[ozymandien]

chef with a silver earring

[that1notetaker]

Getting out of the comfort zone can be uncomfortable.