#and it is SOOOOOO funny to me
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romaritimeharbor · 7 months ago
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the more pantalone lore we get, the clearer it becomes that dottore is most likely the more rational and "sane" one in that business partnership
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sangrefae · 4 months ago
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i love getting to see day one expac launch bugs such as "eating pizza breaks male au ra faces" and "syrcus tower now has savage level difficulty mechanics"
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cheekylittlepupp · 8 months ago
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It's annoying that the gayest most flamboyant character in a videogame ever created that I've ever seen can be romanced by female characters canonically. I finally have a gay icon to thirst for and he is being ruined by pussy. Disgusting. I hate you and everyone else who posts hetrosexual content with Astarion. Fuck you and every other vagina owner.
lmfao I’m sorry but this was way too funny not to post
“Vagina owner” “ruined by pussy” says the person who’s actively being a ‘pussy’ by hiding behind anon
I will tell you something scary now tho, listen carefully okay?
He’s canonically pan. 🫢
Also him being “flamboyant” is mostly an act, but even then, being flamboyant doesn’t mean you’re automatically gay, just how being “masculine” or “feminine” doesn’t mean you’re automatically heterosexual. Wild concept I know 😱
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sorrelpaws · 2 years ago
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i think about him.a regular amount
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thejacketscloset · 1 year ago
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Zombie apocalypse au except it's in the traditional mw2/3 universe and Ghost is one of those doomsday preparation fuckers and is concerningly prepared for it all.
He drags Soap to his bunker with all his supplies and Soap is FIGHTING DEMONS to not make fun of him for being prepared because he knows for a fact Ghost is saving his ASS right now and he's grateful that he even thought of Soap as worth saving.
Ghost then points out and entire section of his bunker and says "that stuffs for you" while he grabs his own items from the other side of the bunker, and that's when Soap realizes that everything in the area that Ghost pointed out are his favorite weapons. From explosives to his preferred model of gun, it's all things that Soap had preferred to work with. Then it finally sinks in for Soap.
Oh. Ghost had been planning to bring Soap with him. He prepared to have Soap with him.
And if that doesn't make Soap's stomach flip, to know that Ghost explicitly planned to help Soap survive should the world ever turn to hell like it has. He can't help but feel like they really do have a chance of surviving it all.
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ratatatastic · 3 days ago
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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taeiris · 1 year ago
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“you can’t even look at me!”
CW: blood, trypophobia, very mild gore i think
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based on this theory of mine giggles
i rlly enjoyed working on this a LOTTTT hope you guys like it<3
also feel free to write fics or draw my design of bonkers will or whatever you guys wanna call him cause i think he looks cool👍
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altcvnningham · 4 days ago
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troy marshall, the rook’s resident artist :)
(and a bonus masterpiece from his room the day the team moved in)
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dickgreyson · 12 days ago
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obsessed w this. why did they bother coming
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terra-sketches · 2 months ago
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There's no way Kafka's actually that funny in-universe, Hoshina's just fruity.
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bulbabutt · 2 months ago
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happy 9/11 never forget
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irlkanamedate · 3 days ago
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Man I love my partner so much. They bought me these from @potato-lord-but-not and augh.... the arthur doodle... hes going in my wallet.
Thanks J for making these and thanks to my lovely partner for buying these for me ♡
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mithrun-house-of-kerensil · 7 months ago
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they're such idiots together
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zeravmeta · 10 months ago
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the true potential of cross guild is that no matter what, buggy can Only fail upwards. like i genuinely do think that mihawk and crocodile will come to begrudgingly respect buggy for inexplicably revitalizing their dreams and aspirations as actual pirates vs treating everything as business and never trusting anyone, but consider: Cross Guild just keeps expanding after the fact
Gecko Moriah and Perona, after their encounter with the Blackbeard Pirates, salvage what they can of their crew and join up
Doflamingo is broken out of Impel Down alongside Bon Clay in a second prison break scandal and they both decide to join up
Rayleigh, wanting protection for Amazon Lily and for Boa to gain more allies, gets in touch with Buggy after all this time to join his crew ala Jinbe joining Luffy
Neo MADS, in need of resources and manpower after their scuffle with the Big Mom Pirates, contact and eventually conglomerate into Cross Guild, meaning Caesar Clown, Judge and the Vinsmoke siblings all join as well
Vivi meeting up with them alongside Wapol after escaping Mary Geoise and joining them, at least until she can find the Straw Hats
Buggy, through no reason other than being gods favorite chewtoy, straight up having a fully decked out Yonko crew of former warlords, legends and everything in between where no one takes him truly seriously but at the very least respect his authority as Yonko to not kill him. but oh boy do they keep him guessing. the only reason it doesnt fall apart is because they're all united in dunking on this silly little clown that, for the funniest reasons ever, is luckier than the devil himself to not be killed by them
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skunkes · 4 months ago
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longlegs fucking sucked 😭
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unvexes · 1 year ago
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this is their dynamic to me
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