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they're such idiots together
#they're soooooo FUNNY TO ME#THE BACKGROUND MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#kabru dungeon meshi#mithrun dungeon meshi#this was no effort but im using this blog like a compilation of all my dunmeshi thoughts so#my post#mithrun#kabru
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I have made. Another comic. I took a very, very long time, as usual lmao. I originally got inspired to make this after watching through Arcane cuz. Nicely done media makes me want to make things and all that. And, at that time, I'd sent Narinder out on a mission trip in my new save and he came home full of existential dread (I have terrible luck with Narinder on missions therefore so does QPR AU Lambert I guess lol), and it had occurred to me that that would make an interesting premise for a comic maybe?? Turns out it did.
I think I'm happy with this?? The perfectionist in me is not, and to be honest I think I could've drawn a lot of things better and also I think this would read better if it felt a little slower... but also it's 13 pages long so I can't fault myself all that much. I do wish I had spent more time on some of these interactions, particularly between Lambert and the Goat and also between Narinder and his siblings, I have a lot of thoughts about the Bishops post their joining the cult but I haven't had a ton of time to really like... flesh out those ideas as much as I would like to. Maybe someday?? Idk.
Semi-related, while this comic gave me a lot of thoughts about the Bishops it also gave me a lot of thoughts about like, the exact like, I guess boundaries and terms of Narinder and Lambert's QPR, and also about what exactly happened to Narinder while he was out, and he's not lying a lot did happen but that's a little too long to just throw in the description here so maybe future me will describe it somewhere or something. This comic also got me thinking about Webber a fair bit, and once day I will expand upon those thoughts but not today, I have outside activities today lol
Anyways. This comic, like all my art, is not perfect, but it was fun to make and I spent too long on it for nobody to see it, so... enjoy!!
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl#cotl fanart#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl goat#cotl shamura#cotl kallamar#cotl webber#(not tagging heket or leshy cuz they're there but they don't really do anything in this one)#cotl narilamb#cotl au#the yet untitled qpr narilamb au#maybe that should be the official tag. but anyways. it's back#theres a lot of random silliness going in in the background of this one?? particularly during the meeting when everyone's bored#i almost forgot to tag webber. he's here he's having a great time. living his best spidery life#also i almost forgot about leshy sleeping through the meeting but every time i think about it it makes me laugh a little#anyways. tag rambles over. i hope yall like this comic
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THAT SILENCE IS SOOOO LOUD BEFORE HE SAYS âI had a plan.â LMAOOO.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age solas#dragon age the veilguard solas#SORRY IT JUST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME#Heâs just quiet and thinking through his words while we hear some moaning (??) in the background and itâs just so funnyđđ#I love him sm and I cannot wait to see my manđ©
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These guys seem trustworthy! :D
#centricide#jreg#centricide conservative#centwocide#centwocide volund#i love this crackship sm#literally all based on this one case#it's INSANE and makes me laugh every time#dannys video on it is so good istg#love these two together#its so funny cuz the pastor admitted to scamming people out of over a million dollars#just on video#to me thats just ChrisCon feeling bad and giving in telling the world about what he's done#voli is in the background screaming as ChrisCon just confesses their whole scheme#also ChrisCON hehe get it
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Timothy Olyphant and Walton Goggins in Justified (2010-2015)
#it is fucking insane that i did not splice these scenes or anything i was losing my mind laughing so hard i was not expecting that shit#justified#justified fx#raylan givens#boyd crowder#timothy olyphant#walton goggins#raylanboyd#yeah yeah whats actually happening is that raylans taking a gun off boyd#but it doesnt make it look any less like something outta sean cody dot com#this is one of those things where i just look at it and i laugh every single damn time#like cmon what the fuck raylan with the bisexual lighting in the background too?? freak#it just. this looks like something out of gay p*rn you cannot convince me otherwise it just does#anyways. watch justified please
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I was thinking the other day that man, kokuto neji is such a character and I haven't liked a writer character like this since... shang qinghua?
which naturally led me to this thought: jj fic with svsss-style au where neji transmigrates/gets isekai'd into the world of havenna. as domina, of course.
it's extra fucked up imo because at least when sqh transmigrated in his book, he made up all of those characters and they mostly stayed in the realm of fantasy. like, sure, lbh was kinda based on himself in some ways and mbj was his ideal fantasy, but they still mostly stayed fictional, you know? sqq (sy) had to fix his plots because the characters sqh wrote strayed too far from their original plotlines
but theater makes a fictional world a bit too real and personal, especially when you use real people as inspirations for your writing. with neji, he'd be looking at rukiora and see three different people (mitsuki acting as rukiora; rukiora who was written based on a younger version of neji; rukiora who is her own person in this weirdly real world of havenna). neji would see fugio and to him that is both sou acting as fugio and the fugio who grew up with poison flowers. miguel is both fumi and the guy who ran away from his neshiromi fields. the only constant would probably be chicchi. she is too much like kisa in that... well. neji didn't really have a backstory for chicchi. chicchi is a blank canvas just like kisa is as an actor.
anyway. yeah, very sv-style character arc where neji, much like shen yuan in sv, is forced to humanize the villain. except this villain was his creation and is also tied to a bunch of personal issues for neji that he Doesn't Want To Think About and also he doesn't? really understand the character he wrote tbh?
isn't art supposed to process your emotions for you!! why must he process these himself!!
can you imagine neji, who always casts himself as a seer of some sort (fortune teller, ushinoko) or someone who generally has some control over his future or his "creation" (who is mary if not just another side of neji anyway; she's takihime redux, and takihime is also. neji). imagine this dude being transported inside the play he wrote but he doesn't understand it and he has no control over it and everyone's acting both in character and out of character. he both knows and doesn't know these people. they're fictional but also... real? does he treat them as real people? is domina real? he wanted his actors to imbue parts of themselves into his characters. are these people really just characters from a script? are they his quartz classmates? is he allowed to even hope that that's the case?
it's both THE improv exercise of his dreams and also. a nightmare
#mine musings#liveblogging jj#jack jeanne#i do kinda want to write this eventually. like separate from a njmtsks fic#oh god. not me wanting to write a fic about a story within another story. oh rama havenna...#we can even throw in the whole prayer theme. like yes the priest preaches in a godless town and he carries a bible but hear me out#what if the god he's preaching about is himehiko instead#like. prayers and confession as offerings to a theater god. said theater god put you in your own play to âhelpâ you fix it bc you#as the scriptwriter don't even understand anything about your own play#i kinda envision this as a neji & kai fic#though neji mostly struggles with rukiora and chicchi and the way domina prevents him from reacting authentically#neji knows everyone's backstories and inspiration but them BAM he has to face chicchi and he doesn't know anything about her#bc he was banking on kisa making chicchi her own character and being the 'transparent vessel' that helps everyone improve#and also he just had zero notes about chicchi lmao#neji every night at pontartia: is she being ooc right now or is this how chicchi was supposed to be all this time#like remember that time when he said to sou that he only realized what mukai's character was about after kisa got her act together#it's happening agaaainnnnn with chicchi#meanwhile rukiora hates him soooo much and neji is sad that he can't even confess about this to the priest bc it would be ooc for domina#mikki hates him!! except that's not mikki. but she looks and sounds and acts like mikki!! and also like a younger version of neji!!#he'll look to jire and he's all sad and mopey and neji is like. suzu having nuance is GREAT but also suzu not being cheery feels so bad man#where's my moodmaker? hachipochi missing hours :(#he tries to talk to sou but that's not sou that's fugio and also. fugio only cares about chicchi#domina barely even interacts with miguel so neji has to devise ways for domina to talk to him while being in character#but the minute he gets close rukiora is there and miguel would never talk to someone that makes rukiora upset. go away madame!!#neji is left to commiserate with otori/facchio and himehiko is laughing in the background
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it finally occurred to me to actually read the post-volume 4 pre-hiatus chapters of school zone girls and im gonna throw up i love them so bad what the FUCK. LOOK AT YOKOE
YURI WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#literally top form yokoe yatsude fuki AND sugiura content we are so Fucking BACK (<- hiatus has lasted nearly three years)#somebody who has an easier time emulating the comedic style of this shit please make content for it literally no one does and i suffer#every single day because of it. gwahhhhhhh#THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY GOOD CALLBACK INVOLVING FUKI THAT I WON'T SPOIL BUT LIKE. I LOVE HER SM#rascal curled up in my lap and has been dozing on and off the whole time i was reading this which was a struggle for me bc he didn't like m#laughing bc i was trying to keep it down for my sleeping roommate so it came out as a series of very gentle squeaks that confounded him#and anyway he's so cute i love him soooooo so much he doesn't do this too often so it's extra special when he does#SCHOOL ZONE GIRLS#yuri#someday i will simply have to compile some bits as propaganda for you all because it's so underrated it's actually criminal and physically#painful and so on#the maid cafe planning two parter. legendary to me#yatsude and fuki debating how one determines love while yatsude puts googly eyes on fuki's ass in the background followed by#shocked reaction shots from the googly eye butt face. peak
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Iâm a bit sad that non-Spanish speakers will never understand the truly atrocious and hilarious things we consider as âshit postingâ which are more like cursed images than anything else. Do they make sense? No. Do I snort with laughter ever time I see them? Absolutely.
#i wish you guys could see the intricacies and in depth meaning of things like âbonice de moleâ#or âconsomĂ© de polloâ with a cursed image of el gato con botas de fondo#here I see the most well crafted things that you guys consider as shit posting (which they are ofc) and then thereâs a stupid text with no#context whatsoever with a random picture in the background and it makes me laugh so hard every time#or maybe my humor is broken. that could be an explanation too#loops blabbers#shit post
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1, 10, 20, 30 and 40! And 9!
aaaa thank you mar!!!! you better believe i'll ask you back! though when this gets posted the questions will already be on your askbox but anyway
who is/are your comfort character(s)?
AUGH I HAVE. A LOT ACTUALLY but if i had to choose a few hmmmmm
first there's ninten!!! yes that's actually his name. or ken. he's named ken in the novel. any mother/earthbound character would fit but i'm specially attached to ninten because Back Then he used to get characterized as this super silly guy with millions of penguin plushies in his room and he's just. he's a cool dude! his first and only quote in the entire game is at the end, when the adventure is over, he just plops into his bed and falls asleep mid sentence. the penguin thing is kinda canon btw. he loves penguins <3
then there's neku from twewy!!! i'm trying to go chronologically or i'll get irrevocably lost. met him through kingdom hearts and seeing as his game was on the ds i was like "eh why not" (<- this later led to a life changing experience)
he's such an idiot and i actually hate him a lot <3 (affectionate. like, really affectionate) he's the definition of a closed off edgelord but he grows so much and learns so much and dhsbhdabhjhjbhj
there's another reason why he's here though!!! twewy is played with both screens on the ds, neku being on the lower and his game partner on the upper. but i absolutely sucked at keeping track of both screens so my brother would control the partner so when i see him i smile remembering everytime my brother and i almost broke my ds in half trying to beat sho <3 it was christmas too! yay!
the fun part about being a fan of this game is that the only official art that came up when i looked him up were a super close up of his face and a spoiler. so i had to go into the game files and get this pic myself.
anyway.
this is yuuichi mizuoka from re:kinder, he's the last character someone would consider a comfort character, and he basically invented being a princess with a disorder (sort of. heart did it first)
this is also the little guy who went around biting people (like chibita!) and telling you why he's a comfort character would both be extremely spoilery and extremly sad, because i already showed you his introduction and he's just. he's a murder baby, what else do you need? the things that this li'l fella has both gone through and done are unspeakable. he's unfixable. he's also 8 years old.
honestly every parun character (that. that i know of (?) is a comfort character in the sense that if i see them i get all happy and [FLAPS HANDS]
some more than others, like, i can highlight tokimeki, gote, ramu, and if you show me a picture of handa i will actually do the đ„șface irl. does that make topema from henderland no daibouken a comfort character? wait, she actually kinda is, isn't she?
i have some more but this ask would never get actually answered if i listed them all, have the ones from my formative years (11-13 y/o, everyone's formative years, right?) honorable mentions are the second year trio from inago, kasane teto, ryuunosuke naruhodou, minori hanasato, sora kingdomhearts (that's his actual name), takane enomoto... see, this is why we go chronological, otherwise we get confused and forget characters </3
9. which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?
neither, actually, i don't like coffee and caffeine makes me sleepy, so i normally don't drink any... i don't like tea either, so i'm team third option: chocomilk :D!
10. would you slaughter the rich?
not realistically, because i'm hilariously weak (physically), but i'd gladly watch others slaughter the rich! i'd feel bad doing nothing so i can offer emotional support! i can even dress as a cheerleader. or the cheer squad from osu tatakae ouendan. hell yeah.
20. do you say soda or pop?
les digo FANTA y COCACOLA porque creo que aparte de "bebidas gaseosas" no tenemos ninguna palabra asà cortita para definirla, asà que en españa (no sé si en alguna parte de latinoamérica tenéis alguna) siempre les decimos como las marcas. creo que rebloggeé hace poco un post sobre marcas teniendo que ceder derechos porque la gente empieza a decirle a los productos como las marcas y me resulta hilarante
when speaking in english i say soda because, despite my (british) teacher's best efforts, i was raised by american youtubers and that cannot be undone. pop is a hilarious word to me because it is what it is. it goes "pop!" when you open it, so it's called pop!
30. is there dishes in your room?
there were two (2) dishes in my room when you sent this ask, but i decided to be a responsible adult and wash them before having dinner. there's a cup here though. from dinner. because i don't feel like leaving it in the sink just yet.
40. did you have any snacks today?
uhhhh, do chewable fruit candies count? when it's exam season i usually have a bag of snacks nearby because the sugar does wonder to my concentration âš might be placebo, might be me doing better because i get to have A Little Treat, who knows
(these candies have the flavour written in portuguese, i think, and i was so confused like 'what the fuck is a mirtilo đ'
cuando vi el limĂłn, que pues, es literalmente limĂŁo, quedĂ© como asĂ
#alma answers#i went to this sort of private english academy and we had english (as in the nationality) teachers#one of them laughed at one of my puns and (bless his soul) from that day onward every time i saw a pun chance i'd seize it#he had a bear background and it's actually really surprising how many puns you can make with the word 'bear'#him crying: please say aubergine#me who had been playing kid icarus uprising on loop (in english bc the spanish translation SUUUUUUUUUCKS): eggplant :D#alma rambles#next in line: alma's very extensive list of comfort characters#(in chronological order)#if this got in the tags i'm SOOOO sorry
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mannnnn nobody has a laugh like sydney greenstreet. I love his laugh so so much
#1) yeah yeah i usually have the maltese falcon on in the background lately#2) but i especially feel this for christmas in connecticut!!! PLEASE watch the most shenanigans of all shenanigans#3) IT'S JUST SUCH A JOYOUS LAUGH............#4) related -- i like the book a smidge better than the movie bc no matter how many times i watch the maltese falcon.....#......i still feel so confused. the book is easier for me to process.#even if the movie is a great adaptation.#i guess you could say it manages to make me as confused as sam is every single time despite knowing how it works out.#which is an accomplishment i guess?? bc when you break down the events into how they worked out#(which yes clearly i have on my online plot wall)#it works out fine! makes sense!!!! there's just something in the movie that is hard for my brain to hold.#it's also like. the falcon doesnt show up LATE. but the first mention of it takes time. and it's a whirlwind of pieces to keep track of.#but some scenes i watch and immediately experience great clarity. the last time i watched the very end i was like NO NO I GOT IT.#i feel this way about north by northwest too. i watched both movies like. pretty young#and then continued watching them as i grew up so sometimes it takes some years and many rewatches for my brain to override the initial#childhood confusion watch#you know how many years it took me to finally understand the plotlines in godfather 1 and 2???? like 5 years.
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Famous streamer Danny and his secret boyfriend:
Okay, but picture this: Danny Fenton is this massive streamerâlike, heâs the guy everyone watches for chill vibes, chaotic gaming, and somehow getting sidetracked talking about conspiracy theories in the middle of a speedrun. His streams are a mess of ghost jokes, random facts about space, and way too much energy for someone running on three hours of sleep and coffee.
And then thereâs his boyfriendâwho the fans only know exists because Dannyâs way too in love to not talk about him. Like, every stream, without fail, Dannyâs casually dropping hints. âOh yeah, my boyfriend brought me coffee, isnât he the best?â or âI was playing this game with him last night, and he kept getting us killed, but heâs cute so I let it slide.â
The thing is, no one has ever seen this boyfriend. Not once. No name, no face, nothing. And at this point, itâs basically part of Dannyâs brand. His fans are in the chat, spamming questions like, âWho is he?â âIs he another streamer?â âWhatâs his name?â and Dannyâs just laughing it off every time, like, âEh, maybe Iâll introduce you guys one day.â
The fan theories are wild. People have made entire reddit threads trying to piece together clues about who this mystery guy is. Some think Dannyâs boyfriend is a celebrity. Others are convinced itâs someone famous in the gaming world, but no one has any proof. Itâs like the internetâs biggest mystery, and Dannyâs just sitting there, fully aware of it, leaning into the chaos without giving away a single detail.
Meanwhile, Tim Drakeâyes, that Tim Drake, Gothamâs resident CEO of WE and vigilanteâis just chilling in the background. Heâs the boyfriend, obviously. The one who makes sure Danny actually eats between streams and sometimes joins him off-camera to play co-op games. But Timâs got no intention of revealing himself. He likes the anonymity, the whole âmysterious boyfriendâ thing. Plus, with his whole double life as a vigilante, staying out of the public eye (more than he already is) isnât exactly a bad idea.
But the best partâDannyâs fans? Theyâre convinced his boyfriend is some kind of superhero or vigilante. The way Danny talks about himâlike heâs always busy, never around during certain hours (because, you know, Timâs out patrolling Gotham), and the fact that heâs never once shown up on camera? Itâs practically begging for wild speculation. And Danny? Heâs just letting them run with it, saying stuff like, âOh yeah, heâs totally saving the world right now, canât make it to stream today.â
So now Dannyâs got this massive online following, all obsessed with his mystery boyfriend, while Timâs just quietly in the background, living his double life and probably smirking every time Danny plays along with the fansâ theories. Itâs lowkey hilarious, and neither of them is ever planning to set the record straight. Theyâre just having way too much fun with it.
#dead tired#brain dead#tim drake#danny fenton#danny phantom#tim drake/danny phantom#dc x dp#tim is the secret boyfriend#streamer danny#fans create crazy theories that arent completely wrong...#tim and danny live to cause chaos
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â.Ë áĄŁđ© â â early morning moments with skz !
âș đč . genre: fluff! jisung's a tiny bit suggestive
âș đč . a/n: since i've done late night moments with them, i think it's only fitting i write this as well! enjoyy <33 pls let me know your thoughts by reblogging or leaving a comment <3 (inspired by some of these prompts <3)
đৠchan đà§
Youâve been awake for a while now, snuggling and holding each other close as half of your body was on top of your boyfriendâs, almost latching onto him like a koala bear without shame. And he didnât mind, Chan never did, content with being glued to you in every situation, hugging you so tightly like he wanted you to morph into one, the same entity kept alive by the beating of a singular heart.
âYou fell asleep in the first 20 minutes of the movie last night.â You whisper, drawing random shapes on his exposed pecs, laying in the crook of his neck. Chan makes an apologetic sound before heâs interrupted by a yawn, stretching his arms above his head and letting one fall to curl around your middle. âSorry, baby. I guess I was pretty tired.â
Tired is an understatement, and you laugh, lazily reaching for your phone on the nightstand to show him exactly what youâre talking about, with him tugging you right back to his chest when you stretch too far. There is a picture of Chan, sitting on the couch with his head thrown back and mouth open, snoring away while the movie heâs been begging you to watch together was rolling in the background.
The laugh he lets out is quieter than usual, the remains of sleep obvious in his half-closed eyes and deeper voice. âDamn, I was out like a light.â
You continue cuddling for a while before agreeing itâs time to start your day, reluctantly separating and sitting up at the end of the bed, adopting the same stance.
Heâs still mumbling about something when you notice his hair sticking out in every direction, reaching out to tame the curls before stealing a kiss which only makes your boyfriend want another, and another until twenty minutes have passed and youâre still in bed, snuggling and making out like the world outside your bedroom did not exist.
đৠminho đà§
âMinho.â You whisper, tossing and turning under the blanket to face him, peering at his sleeping face. Your boyfriend was on his back, resting peacefully, unaware of the godly beauty he possessed, one people would surely go to war for, chest rising and falling rhythmically.
He doesnât respond so, you try again. âMinho!â this time, he scrunches his nose cutely and rolls over, away from you and your antics he was too tired to be a victim of this early in the morning.
âMinho, are you awake yet?â You know what they say, third time is the charm because your boyfriend responds instantly, voice loud and clear, the opposite of your soft tone which takes you by complete surprise. âNo.â
âOh, okay.â you whisper, feeling bad for disturbing him. âSorry.â you almost turn on your side and succumb to slumber before it hits you. Without warning, you swing a leg over his torso before rolling yourself over him to land on the other side of the bed, ignoring all his groans in protest.
âLiar!â Youâre nose to nose now and Minho barely gets to open his eyes before you push his shoulder, causing him to fall on his back as you climb to straddle him. You waste no time leaning down and connecting your lips in a sweet kiss, cupping his cheeks and squeezing affectionately. As much as he wanted to complain, Minho couldnât help but smile against your lips, body melting into the mattress while one of his veiny hands moved to rest on your exposed thigh, needing to feel more of you.
He should lie more often if this is the reward he gets.
đৠchangbin đà§
âBinnie.â Youâre gentle as you brush curly hair strands from his forehead, smiling when he instantly leans into your touch. âMy love, I know youâre awake.â
âThen you should also know I hate waking up to an empty bed.â He pouts, eyes still closed stubbornly. With the same fond smile, you roll your eyes, hand dropping down to slowly trace his every feature, knowing he could never resist you.
âI had a good cause, I promise.â When he doesnât budge, you reach for the tray on the nightstand and place it across his lap, over the blanket, careful his smoothie doesnât spill over. âI made breakfast.â
Just like magic, his eyes snap open and he sits up so quickly you wonder if he got whiplash that was instantly cured by the smell of his favorite breakfast. His eyes sparkle as his gaze moves back and forth from the tray to you, so touched and grateful as he takes it all in, noticing the effort you put in so early in the morning just to cook a feast and surprise him with breakfast in bed. Nobodyâs ever done something like this for him, love him so deeply and openly. Is this what being the luckiest man in the world felt like?
âI love you.â The words stumble out without second thought, eyes misty, forgetting all about being upset and giving you attitude. When you laugh, he does too, carefully leaning over the food to kiss you, the love of his life that adored him in the exact same way he adored you.
Love is the greatest gift heâs ever received and as selfish as it sounds, Changbin hopes youâll continue loving him this way for the rest of your shared lives, that youâll always remain by his side. He promises to continue eating your cooking even when youâre both old and grey, impaired taste and all.
đৠhyunjin đà§
The early hours of the morning found you in the arms of your beloved, sleeping away, undisturbed by the outside world and its people who were already hurrying around to get to work on time. You wonât be joining them today, nor will the man whose warmth was currently engulfing you whole, creating a safe love bubble you never wanted to burst.
Your face was buried in his chest, the soft material of his t-shirt moving with each breath he took, his heartbeat rocking you to sleep every time your eyes opened to check the time. Old habits die hard, but Hyunjin always manages to calm your racing mind even from dreamland.
Half an hour later, when the sun starts to peek through the drawn curtains, youâre awakened by tiny paws jumping on the bed, breathing and barking loudly. So much for sleeping in. Hyunjinâs eyes open with a smile, arms tightening their hold on your middle as he brings you even closer, resting his chin on top of your head while squeezing tightly. Morning cuddles were a must, even if your boyfriendâs other baby was too impatient to be let out to allow you to enjoy them to the fullest.Â
âGood morning, love.â He greets you with a kiss, lingering there for the briefest moment before finally tearing himself from you, giggling down the hallway as he quickly goes to allow Kkami on the terrace.
He comes back rambling about something that happened at a schedule the other day, blinking the sleep away as he hands you a water bottle, yawning here and there. Unfortunately for him, youâre not listening, too distracted by the way his plump lips move and his husky voice, the words going in one ear and out the other as your inner monologue takes over.
âYour morning voice is so hot.â Hyunjin stops mid-sentence, momentarily taken aback before he bursts out laughing, dramatically collapsing back into bed and reaching for your hand to hold. âWhat?â
You nod, now sitting up against the headboard, eyes still zoned in on his pink and wet lips, enthralled. âTell me more, baby. What did Chan do?â âHe wasnât even there!â See, not paying attention at all. But who could blame you when your boyfriend couldnât take the hint and finally kiss you again?
đৠjisung đà§
âI had a dream about you.â Jisung perks up from his place on your chest, the TV running idly in the background, showing a random cartoon. âWas I hot?â âYou cheated on me.â
He gasps dramatically but doesnât move, too comfortable as you continue running your fingers through his freshly dyed hair, almost lulling him back to sleep. âAsshole move, dream me. Off with his head!.âÂ
You chuckle, kissing the top of his head and turning into a puddle once he begins leaving wet kisses on your neck, apologizing or most likely trying to distract you from how heâs been acting in your dream. It was working, because you lost your train of thought a couple of times before managing to speak again, eyes fluttering shut.
âYou were very mean, actually.â Jisung hums against your neck, licking the skin before his kisses move downwards, to your collarbones, warm hands holding you down by the waist, touch burning pleasantly through your thin clothing.
âIâm sorry, baby.â He props his head up, chin resting right above your chest as his eyes bore into yours with a familiar intensity. âPlease let me make it up for you.â
Thatâs what he says but ten minutes into making out and caressing each otherâs bodies, his head falls tiredly to his previous place on your chest and youâre both out like a light, the warmth and cloudy weather of the early morning casting the spell of sleep on your forms and trapping you in bed for another three hours.
đৠfelix đà§
You were not a morning person, it was a well-known fact by everyone in your life. Especially by your boyfriend who usually stayed up to keep you company, talking the hours away and giggling under the blankets until you both passed out just as the moon was retiring for the day.
So, youâre more than perplexed when one very early morning, you feel a warm hand caressing your cheek, followed by soft lips peppering feather-like kisses on every inch of your face, coaxing you awake.
âBaby,â his deep voice calls, barely above a whisper to not scare you, leaving a kiss on the corner of your mouth this time, âwake up, angel.â
You make a face, eyes still closed in protest and make to turn over, away from him until you feel the bed dip and his hand in your hair, massaging the scalp gently. Was Felix trying to wake you up or lull you back to sleep? Pretty sure he was just as confused.
When he leans down again, hovering over your face, your arms spring up and lock at the back of his neck, quickly bringing him down and bumping your noses together. You see his eyes widen, inhaling sharply as he realizes what youâre about to do and dodges your kiss last second, lips landing on his cheekbone instead.
Groggy and grumpy from being woken up this early, you pout, relaxing under his weight as his chest presses yours down. âKiss me!â Felix chuckles and shakes his head, hands on either side of your head holding him up. âNot until you wake up and join me in the kitchen.â Once he sees you shake your own head and move to try and kiss him again, he adds. âI have a surprise!â
Now why didnât he say so from the beginning? You release him but he doesnât move away immediately, smiling from ear to ear before kissing your forehead and scooping you out of bed in one swift movement, strong arms under your knees as he giggles and jogs towards the kitchen, face brightening up when a smile finally graces your features. Â
đৠseungmin đà§
Every single morning, Seungmin was the first to wake up without fail, reaching for you to bring your body to his chest and cuddle until you also did, just laying there since he never wanted you to wake up alone.Â
Thatâs why when you woke up earlier than usual, with his chin resting on your shoulder and hot breath hitting your cheek, you didnât hesitate to move around and bring the blanket further up your bodies, making sure you were both covered and comfortable among the many pillows.
âYour feet are cold.â But Seungmin doesnât respond, legs intertwined and body still glued to yours like he never wanted to let go, couldnât. You sneak a glance over your shoulder and find his eyes closed, long eyelashes kissing the top of his cheeks as he rested, sleeping deeply. For the first time since youâve known him, Seungmin didnât smile in greeting as you woke up, still sleeping soundly like it was the most normal thing in the world.
It felt a bit strange, but your heart only grew as you watched him, admiring his side profile and the peaceful look on his face, the furrow between his eyebrows absent as dreamland took care of him.
You never got the chance to do this, wake up first and let your thoughts run wild as you resist the urge to squeeze his cheeks and plant kisses all over his face, love pouring out at a dangerous pace, threatening to suffocate him at any moment. Not like Seungmin would mind, adoring you too much to not allow you to do whatever you pleased.
As careful as you can be, one of your hands trails down and intertwines your fingers, gently bringing your connected hands to your chest as you curl further into him, content with getting more cuddle time, loving every single moment.
đৠjeongin đà§
âDid you know you talk in your sleep?â You mumble into his neck, squeezing your eyes shut as you try to hide from the obnoxious sunlight that is threatening to take your lover away with the start of a new day.
Jeongin laughs, incredulous. âNo way! Iâve had countless roommates and none of them have ever complained about me randomly rambling in my sleep.â He headbutts you affectionately, almost like a cat, and snuggles closer, also bothered by the sun but too lazy to get up and close the curtains he forgot about last night.
âIâm not complaining.â Looking up, you share a breath as you move to plant a small kiss on his nose, smiling when it scrunches up in fake annoyance, knowing your boyfriend loved morning cuddles as much as you did. âI actually think itâs kind of endearing.â
He rolls his eyes, big hand drawing circles on your back under the blanket, soothing you in an attempt to get you both to fall back asleep. Mornings were not his thing, and he really didnât want to leave you, clingier than usual. The bed was so warm, and you were so soft and smelt so good, how could he ever think about leaving? Not like heâd ever admit it out loud.
âWhat did I say?â He chooses to entertain you, stretching his whole body before bringing the blanket over your heads and moving his arms to hug you, turning on his side so youâre face to face. You pause, momentarily mesmerized by his beauty, messy hair and puffy eyes only making him look even more adorable in your eyes. Tracing his bottom lip, he puckers them to gently kiss your finger. âI donât know, I donât speak gibberish.â
He groans, regretting he asked and hiding his face in his pillow. âYou also snore.â âI do not!âÂ
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"So, I talked to Clark today."
"Hm," Bruce grunts, as the voice of his eldest fills the Batcave. He has a brief idea of what this is about.
"What did you do, Bruce?"
Bruce leans back in his seat. "When Superman first created an account on Twitter, Clark figured it would only be a matter of time before Luthor followed suit. So, he approached me for help. He had the idea of taking up every handle that Luthor could possibly use for himself." He pauses. "I thought it was childish and irresponsible."
"Naturally."
"Nevertheless, I helped him out by developing a program that would generate all possible combinations of usernames involving the words "Lex" and "Luthor." It developed all possible combinations by cross-referencingâ"
"I get the jist, thanks."
Bruce grunts. "So we generated the usernames, and Clark used the Batcomputer and his superspeed to create all the accounts. That very night, Luthor created his own account without being able to use 'Lex Luthor' in his name."
Dick whistles, and he can hear another voice whooping in the background. "I see Tim is visiting Bludhaven."
Dick ignores the change in subject. "Wait, is that the day I found the Batcomputer keyboard completely annihilated? Because you and Clark wanted to pull a fast one on Luthor?"
"...There were a lot of usernames."
"Well played, B! I didn't know you had it in you! I apologize for all the times I called you humorless."
"Hm."
"So that's why you and Clark were giggling so much that morning, huh?"
Bruce stills. "I didn't... giggle."
Dick laughs on the other side, while Haley's barks and Tim's laughter filter in from the background. "I heard you, Bruce. I was there."
"At 6 in the morning?"
"Yeah, I wanted to use the bars in the cave, but when I showed up, the both of you were bent over the Batcomputer giggling about something." He chuckles lightly. "I didn't say anything because I knew you wouldn't tell me anyway."
"Hn."
"Oh, chill out. So I saw you being a human being, big deal." Dick sounds exasperated, but Bruce can hear the smile in his voice. He allows himself a small one as well.
"Hm."
"So, was it worth it?"
Bruce thinks about the way Luthor's face had turned red with rage, so red that he could make it out with startling clarity even from the heavily pixelated picture Clark had sent him. The picture, of course, had been taken when he'd gone over to LexCorp as Superman to discreetly spy through Luthor's window and enjoy his reaction in real time.
"It was."
Amidst Dick's snickers, Tim's voice pipes up. "For amateurs, it was a solid prank, Bruce. But I think it's time to take it to the next logical step."
Bruce stops. He takes a moment to think about the millions of possible consequences and ramifications that this could lead to. He considers his options. He comes to a definitive decision.
"I'm listening."
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Here's the link to the video Bruce linked if anyone is interested. It's actually really funny, I recommend checking it out.
First <- Part 4 <- Part 5 -> Part 6
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Super EaterâNicholas Chavez x Fem!Reader
summaryâ nicholas loves eating your pussy, anywhere and anytime. based on this request.
warningsâ oral(f receiving), overstimulation, praise kink, pussy worshiping.
a/nâthe title is actually sending me LMFAOAOA. working on the requests slowly but surely <3
Nicholas had a devotion to your pleasure that was almost relentless. Every so often, heâd give you this lookâa mix of awe and pure need, and youâd know exactly what he wanted, to eat you out. It didnât matter where you were; he was completely undeterred by anything. He did not care. All he cared about was his tongue in your pussy.
One night, the two of you were driving back from a date, winding down a quiet road surrounded by trees. Without warning, Nicholas pulled over, his face determined and eyes gleaming. âNick, what are you doing?â you asked, your laughter mingling with excitement.
He gave a sheepish grin before his voice dropped to a murmur, filled with that familiar intensity. âYou know I canât wait, I need to taste you now.â The night proceeded with your legs in the air in the backseat of his car, and him not caring about the slight uncomfortable position he was in as his tongue sucked on your clit.
Then there was that afternoon while out shopping. The two of you had barely stepped into a dressing room when Nicholas gave you a look that you recognized all too well. âWeâre in public,â you whispered, but he only shook his head with a playful smile.
âNo one will hear,â he reassured, already leaning in. âI just need to show you how much I love eating your pussy.â
At a family gathering, Nicholas found a chance to slip away with you upstairs, where he gently pulled you into an empty bathroom. You let out an incredulous laugh, whispering, âThis is not the place.â But he just gazed at you, completely unbothered, his cheeks flushed with his usual sweetness yet edged with that fierce determination.
âI donât care,â he murmured, his voice reverent. âI need to feel you cum on my tongue.â
As usual, you gave in to his need and ended up with your own panties in your mouth as Nicholas lapped at your juices. Your taste was better than anything his family had cooked that evening.
Another time, the two of you were at Cooper Kochâs rooftop party. The music thumped in the background, people mingling just outside the stairwell where you both slipped away. He had that look again, and you couldnât help but giggle as he pulled you close. âHere? Seriously?â
With a soft, unbothered grin, he whispered, âI just need a few minutes to eat you out baby, you drive me insane.â
After each of these spontaneous moments, you couldnât help but ask him. âNick, I donât get it. You love doing this more than anything. Why?â
He chuckled, a hint of a blush coloring his cheeks, before looking at you with complete sincerity. âI donât know if I can put it all into words. Itâs fucking everything about you,â he said, voice reverent, âthe way you smell, the way you taste, I love watching you lose yourself, how you get all squirmish.â His voice softened even more, gaze affectionate yet intense. âI just want to make love to you like this. Make love to your pussy, show you how much I fucking love it. Itâs about you and making you feel good, thatâs all I fucking need.
His words though so dirty, left you feeling adored, with no doubt of just how deeply he cared about your pleasure. He absolutely worshiped you, especially your pussy. He always believed women when they would talk about the power of the pussy due to how much power yours had over him. It was like it was tethered to him, like it called out to him. Like it craved his skillful tongue the way he craved to taste and savor it too.
One night, a particular premiere you attended was packed, the energy high, and the atmosphere electric. You and Nicholas had just snuck into the bathroom for a quick breather when he turned to you, eyes filled with a familiar look of lust.
âNicholas, no,â you whispered, laughing softly as he stepped closer, his hands wrapping around your waist. âWe canât, not here.â
âI need to,â he murmured, almost pleading, voice husky and low as he licked his lips. âPlease, I canât wait. I know youâre aching to have my mouth on that clit.â His lips ghosted along your jaw, and before you could say no again, you felt yourself giving in.
The way he touched you was always more than gentleâit was worshipful, his mouth leaving you breathless and gripping onto him for support as heâd make you feel like you were the only person in the world. His skillful movements had a way of knowing exactly what you needed, drawing out every little sound until you couldnât think straight.
When you finally left the bathroom, both of you were trying not to laugh, cheeks flushed and pulses racing. You caught a knowing smile from Cooper waiting outside who must have heard, and Nicholas just pulled you close, grinning as you both walked away, hands intertwined.
âThat was risky,â you said, breathless and still tingling.
He just smiled, leaning close to whisper, âWorth it. That pretty fucking pussy is worth every second of it.â
He loved when you were in the comfort of your own home, how he could bend you over anywhere, and anytimeânot that he couldnât and didnât do the same thing when you were out. Itâs just that being at home made him able to savor you even more. There was no one to interrupt, no reason to look over his shoulder, no reason to make it quick.
If you were in the kitchen making something in those tiny little booty shorts, your coils free and just one of his t shirts draped over you, heâd hike it up, pulling down your little shorts and burying his face in your plump ass, his tongue darting to lick your pussy from the back. Youâd be standing up convulsing, your hand gripping the counter as he knelt down behind you, absolutely ravishing you like a man possessed.
He would not stop until your legs turned to jelly and youâd fall to your knees, but he was relentless.
On this particular night, something feral awakened inside him. He was always feral but there was something different. Maybe it had to do with you being out of the country with your girls for the week and not having any physical contact. Whatever it was, it had Nicholas worked up the moment you left and the moment you called him to pick you up from the airport.
He hugged you tightly, placing your bags in the trunk and you immediately noticed that familiar glint in his eye. You sighed internally, knowing this would probably lead to a session on the side of the road but you were shocked when he just drove straight home. Though, his hand remained on your thigh the entire drive, moving to your clothed pussy and rubbing periodically.
âFucking hell you tortured me,â he began, âone whole fucking week without your pussy in my mouth.â
You rolled your eyes, staring out the window as you pulled into the driveway, not knowing just how serious and feral he was.
You barely finished your long, relaxing bath when Nicholas appeared, sweeping you into his arms before you could even catch your breath. His lips crashed against yours, desperate and needy, his hands trailing over your still damp skin as he pulled you close.
âI missed you,â he murmured, his voice thick with longing. âI missed your taste, your scent, the way youâd writhe under my touch, scream my name, fucking everything. I need that pussy, now.â
His intensity left you breathless, and before you knew it, he was leading you toward the bed. âSit on face,âhe whispered, eyes dark with anticipation. âLet me show you just how much I worship this pussy.â
You felt a shiver run through you as you settled above him, and he looked up at you with a grin, his hands holding you close as he murmured, âPerfect.â His movements were filled with a fierce, passionate need, each touch and kiss a reminder of how much heâd missed you, his hands steadying you while he worshiped every inch.
The feeling was like ecstasy, you were high in the clouds from the way he lapped at your juices, his tongue flat against your pussy then curling and flicking exactly where you needed it.
His little moans of content had you shivering and holding on to the bed frame for support.
You gasped, overwhelmed by his intensity, and he looked up, grinning as he said, âDonât hold back, I want it all.â
You couldnât hold back if you wanted to, his tongue was practically penetrating your hole as he shoved it inside, sucking and licking everything that came out of you.
âI love this pussy, youâre amazing, everything about you,â he groaned.
Your cries grew louder and more desperate, each time you felt like you were on the edge, heâd slow down his movements.
âThis pussy is heaven, Iâd die if I couldnât have my mouth on it.â
âGod, mm- this fucking pussy has me in a chokehold.â
âSo tight, youâre just clenching around my tongue.â
âYouâre so perfect, this pussy is perfect in every single way.â
âI could have you on top of me for the rest of eternity.â
âGrind on my face, rub your pussy all over my face, give it to me baby.â
His words had you sobbing in pleasure, and he kept you on edge so you could get even more sloppy and needy for him. Your pussy practically soaked his mouth and was dripping down his chin.
âPlease Nick, I really need to cum,â you pleaded.
âJust a bit more baby, I need to have you soak me a little bit more.â
Nicholas had you on the edge for what felt like forever, teasing and taking his time, his mouth moving over your pussy with a focus that made every nerve in your body come alive. He looked up at you now and then, that glint in his eye as he paused just when you were about to fall over the edge, whispering praises and reassurances.
âFuck, Iâd do anything for you, you have me under your spell,â he murmured, his voice warm and low, sending another shiver through you. âSo perfect for me, every single part of you.â
Every time you felt yourself getting closer, his pace would change, drawing you back just enough to keep you in a state of dizzy anticipation. The way he looked at you, like you were all he ever wanted, made you melt as he made love to your pussy and worshiped you.
Finally, when he decided youâd had enough, he held you steady and whispered, âLet go for me baby, I want you to squirt all over my face, Iâve got you.â
At his words, the dam inside you finally broke, and the release was overwhelming. You trembled beneath his touch, feeling completely lost in the intensity of it as he held you, anchoring you through every moment. You soaked him, your orgasm spraying from you as his face and chest was drenched in your juices. His grin, proud and gentle, was the last thing you saw as he lifted you from on top of him lay you down and kissed you softly, murmuring, âPerfect. My perfect girl.â
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Everything's Ruined
Christmas Special đ
Hanni x Male Reader
word count: 10K
The room glows with the warm, soft buzz of Christmas lights tangled messily over the mantle and around the windows. Music hums in the backgroundâa lazy mix of holiday classics and some throwback pop songs someone thought was ironic. Youâre sunk deep into the couch, a heavy glass of whiskey and eggnog dangling loose in your hand. Itâs late, the party is only half over, but everyone is already wasted, even though they're just chilling now; a handful of half-drunk bodies lounging, half-assedly debating the virtues of Die Hard as a Christmas movie.Â
Then thereâs Hanni.
Sheâs curled up next to you, except "curled" isnât right. Sheâs drapedâlike she forgot personal space was a thing about three drinks ago. Her dark hair tumbles over her face as she tips her head back in a laugh thatâs way too loud for whatever dumb joke someone just made. Her cheeks are flushed, probably from the wine sheâs been inhaling all night, and when she looks at you, her eyes are glassy and warm, like youâre the most hilarious person alive just for existing.
Thing is, Hanniâs your best friendâthe one person you're not supposed to have these feelings for, but with the alcohol in your system and the way sheâs leaning into you now, all flushed cheeks and that stupid, glassy smile, itâs getting real fucking hard to remember why.
âGod, youâre so fuckin' cute,â she slurs, and you blink. She doesnât seem to notice, just scoots closer, swinging her legs over your lap like sheâs staking territory. âYouâre my favorite, you know that?â
You snort. âYou tell me that every time youâre wasted, Hanni. Get some new material.â
She pouts, sticking out her lip in this over-the-top cartoon way that somehow makes you grin like an idiot. Her weight settles heavier against you, and yeah, youâre feeling that whiskey warmth in your veins too. Her hand wandersâinnocently enough at firstâover your shoulder, across your chest, then down to rest right at the edge of dangerous territory.
âIâm serious this time, though!â She pokes your chest like sheâs trying to prove a point. âYouâre the only person who gets me, yâknow? LikeâŠfuck, dude, if you werenât my best friend, Iâd probably marry you.â
That pulls a laugh out of you, sharp and incredulous. âWow, what an honor. Thanks for the consolation prize.âÂ
Hanni leans forward, her face inches from yours now, her breath sweet with wine and whatever sugary cocktail sheâs been nursing all night. âI mean it, asshole. Youâre likeâŠeverything.â Her voice drops, softer now, and she smirks, but itâs the kind of smirk thatâs all affection and none of the usual bite. âYouâre my fucking rock.â
You feel something twist low in your gut. âShit, Hanni, who knew wine turned you into a Hallmark card?â you say, trying to keep it light.Â
She bursts into giggles, doubling over, her face pressed to your chest. Her ass shifts on your lap, and you freeze for a second becauseâfuckâher skirtâs hiked up just enough for you to feel the heat of her through the thin fabric. Hanni doesnât notice, or maybe she doesnât care, because sheâs too busy tracing lazy patterns over your stomach now, her touch just shy of intimate.
âYâknow what sucks?â she mumbles, tilting her head up to look at you, her hair sticking to her damp forehead. âYouâre too good for me. Like, no joke, you should be with someone hot, not stuck babysitting my drunk ass.â
You raise an eyebrow, trying not to focus on the way her thighs are pressing into yours or the flash of bare skin where her sweaterâs ridden up. âWho says Iâm stuck? Maybe I like babysitting your drunk ass.â
Her face softens in this way that makes your chest feel too tight. She shifts again, pressing closer, her lips brushing the shell of your ear when she whispers, âThatâs why I love you.â
Itâs teasing, almost playful, but thereâs something heavier underneath, something that makes your pulse spike. Youâre about to say somethingâmaybe a joke, maybe something stupidly earnestâbut then someone across the room yells out, âAlright, last call for shots!âÂ
Hanni perks up immediately, her attention snapping away from you. âHell yeah! Letâs fucking go!â she yells, hopping up so fast you almost spill your drink.
As she stumbles off, you exhale, leaning back into the couch, trying to will away the heat simmering low in your stomach. Itâs just Hanni, you remind yourself. She gets like this when sheâs drunkâtouchy, emotional, saying all kinds of shit she wonât even remember tomorrow. But fuck, if she isnât beautiful, with her tiny frame and those absurdly thick thighs that make no goddamn sense on someone her size.Â
You shake your head, draining the rest of your drink.Â
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What began as a quiet night spirals into that perfect mess of booze and laughter, the kind of chaos that only happens when no oneâs watching the clock or counting drinks. Someoneâs wearing a Santa hat and nothing else but a pair of boxers. Someone else decided the fake Christmas tree would make a great dance partner, and now half the ornaments are shattered on the floor. You and Hanni are still on the couch, her body leaning heavily against yours as you both wheeze-laugh at something dumb on the TVâa claymation Rudolph looking suspiciously baked out of his red-nosed mind.
At some point, Hanni grabs the half-empty bottle of wine from the coffee table and lifts it in a mock toast. âTo you, bestie,â she slurs, words spilling out like syrup. âThe only motherfucker who didnât ditch me when I got kicked outta karaoke night last month.â
You roll your eyes, reaching to take the bottle from her before she spills it. âYou got kicked out because you tried to sing âWAPâ like it was a gospel hymn, Hanni.â
âIt was art, you heathen,â she shoots back, but her pout barely lasts before her face splits into a grin. âBut seriously. Youâre the real MVP.â
âYouâre so full of shit,â you say, laughing as you set the bottle safely aside. âBut thanks, I guess.â
Time keeps sliding, blurring at the edges. Someone takes an Uber home. Someone else starts snoring under the coffee table. By the time you look around again, the roomâs mostly empty. Itâs just you, Hanni, and the sound of some low-budget Christmas movie droning in the background. Hanniâs slumped sideways against you, her head resting on your shoulder. Her breath is soft, wine-sweet and warm, and when you shift slightly, she groans.
âYouâre not leaving, are you?â she mumbles, voice thick with the haze of too much alcohol. Her hand tightens on your arm like a sleepy cat staking its claim.
âNah, Iâm good,â you say, but the sight of her like thisâsoft and unguardedâmakes something in your chest clench. âYou, on the other hand, canât even sit up straight. Youâre not going anywhere.â
She blinks up at you, her eyes unfocused but shining, like sheâs trying to process your words. âSo what? I just crash here?â
âNo,â you say, patting her leg. âMy place is closer, and I donât trust you not to wander into traffic if I send you home.â
She snorts, the sound loud and ungraceful. âAw, look at you, being all responsible and shit. Youâre such a dad sometimes.â
âShut the fuck up,â you mutter, but thereâs no heat behind it. âCâmon, letâs get you sorted.â
You help her to her feet, and she wobbles, gripping your arm like itâs the only thing keeping her upright. After saying goodbye to your friends, somehow, you manage to guide her the short distance to your apartment, both of you giggling like idiots the whole way. By the time youâre inside, her sweaterâs sliding off one shoulder, and her hairâs a mess, but she looks at you with this sleepy grin that makes your head swim worse than the booze.
You sit her down on the couch, and she flops back like sheâs about to take a nap right then and there. âGod, your couch is so comfy,â she murmurs, kicking off her shoes.
âItâs a couch, Hanni, not a five-star hotel,â you say, but youâre smiling anyway as you sit down next to her.
For a while, itâs quiet. The kind of quiet that comes when the partyâs over, and the city outside is muted under the weight of night. Hanni shifts closer, curling her legs under her, her knee brushing yours. She looks at you, and thereâs something in her gaze nowânot just the drunken haze, but something deeper. Something youâve been trying not to notice all night.
âI meant what I said earlier,â she says, her voice soft but steady.Â
You frown. âWhat? That Iâm cute?â
She nods, biting her lip like sheâs bracing for impact. âYeah. That. And the part about loving you.â
Your chest tightens, and you let out a short, breathless laugh, trying to break the tension. âHanni, youâre drunk. Youâre gonna forget this by tomorrow morning.â
âFuck that,â she says, sitting up straighter now, her face inches from yours. âYou think I donât know how I feel? Youâre my best friend, yeah, but alsoâŠyouâre more. Youâve always been more.â
Her words hang there, heavy and undeniable. Your pulse thrums in your ears as she leans in, her lips brushing yours, tentative at first. Then it deepens, and all the air seems to vanish from the room. Her hands slide up your neck, her fingers tangling in your hair, and before you can think, youâre kissing her back, your hands gripping her waist like sheâs the only thing keeping you anchored.
When you finally break apart, her lips are swollen, her breath hitching as she looks at you like youâve just answered a question sheâs been too afraid to ask.
âThis is so fucking stupid,â you whisper, but youâre already leaning in again, your lips finding hers as the tension between you snaps like a live wire. She climbs onto your lap, her thighs pressing against you, and you donât even care that youâre both still drunk. The couch groans under your combined weight, but neither of you notice, too caught up in the heat of the moment.
âWe shouldâbedââ you manage to mumble between kisses, and she nods, her lips trailing down your jaw.
Somehow, you make it to the bedroom, the clothes leaving a haphazard trail in the hallway and inside your room. By the time you hit the mattress, both already naked, itâs not just excitement buzzing through youâitâs the quiet, electric realization that this is happening, and thereâs no turning back.
The bed creaks beneath you both, the springs protesting as Hanni sprawls out on her back, looking up at you with a mix of hazy confidence and nervous vulnerability. Her cheeks are flushed, hair a wild mess against your pillow, and sheâs biting her lip so hard youâre half afraid sheâll draw blood. You hover over her, your hands on either side of her, just taking her in for a moment. This is Hanniâyour best friend, your partner in crimeâand right now, she looks like a fucking dream, her legs parted slightly, the curve of her hips begging for attention.
âYouâre staring,â she says, voice low but teasing, and she reaches up, cupping your jaw with one hand. Her fingers are warm, soft, her thumb brushing over your cheek. âI know Iâm hot, but damn.â
You laugh, short and breathless, shaking your head. âFuck off, Hanni. Youâre not gonna ruin this by talking shit.â
âOh, Iâm totally gonna talk shit,â she replies, her grin sharp but faltering slightly when you dip your head, pressing your lips to hers again. The kiss is slower this time, deeper, and when you nip at her bottom lip, she gasps into your mouth, her hips shifting beneath you.
Your hand finds her side. Her skinâs soft and warm, and when your palm grazes the swell of her breast, she lets out this soft, needy sound that goes straight to your cock
âGod, youâre so fucking impatient,â you murmur against her lips, but your toneâs more affectionate than mocking. Your hand slides down, over her tummy, then you pause, your fingers resting just above where you know sheâs burning for you.
âDonât,â she whispers, her voice barely audible. Her eyes lock on yours, and for a moment, you think sheâs gonna back out, but then she smirks. âDonât fucking tease me.â
âWell, now I have to,â you say, rubbing your fingers on her mon pubis.
âAsshole,â she breathes, but her words catch in her throat when your fingers find her slick folds. Sheâs soaked, and the realization sends a rush of heat through you. âOh, fuckââ
âShit, Hanni,â you say, your voice rough with a mix of awe and lust. âYouâre fucking dripping.â
Her laugh is shaky, more like a breathy moan. âYeah, wellâŠyouâre taking your sweet ass time about it.â
âPatience is a virtue,â you reply, but your fingers are already sliding lower, brushing over her clit. The reaction is immediateâher body jerks, her hips pressing up into your hand as a strangled moan escapes her.
âFuck, fuck, fuckââ she chants, her words tumbling out as your fingers circle her clit, slow and deliberate. âJust like thatâoh, god, yeah, like thâoh fuck!â
Her voice cuts off as you slide one finger into her, her walls clenching around you like a vice. You add another finger, curling them slightly, and the noise she makes is obsceneâhalf a gasp, half a moan, her head tipping back against the pillow.
âYouâre so fucking tight,â you say, your voice low and rough. âHow the fuck are you this tight?â
âShut up,â she groans, but thereâs no real bite to her words. Her hands grip the sheets like theyâre the only thing keeping her grounded as you start moving, your fingers pumping into her at a steady rhythm.
Her hips roll against your hand, desperate and needy, and when your thumb brushes her clit again, she practically cries out. âOh my godâyesâjust like thatâfuck!â
âYeah?â you ask, grinning as you lean down, your lips grazing her ear. âYou like that, Hanni? You like the way Iâm fucking you with my fingers?â
âYesâfuck, yesââ she gasps, her voice breaking as her body arches off the bed. âDonât stopâdonât you fucking dareââ
Her words dissolve into moans as you pick up the pace, your fingers fucking her harder, faster. You can feel her tightening around you, her breath hitching, her entire body trembling as she teeters on the edge.
âCome on, Hanni,â you murmur, your lips brushing her temple. âLet go for me. I wanna feel you cum all over my fingers.â
Her response is incoherentâa garbled mix of your name and cursesâbut then sheâs coming apart, her back arching, her thighs trembling as her pussy clenches around your fingers. Her moan is long and guttural, her hands flying to your shoulders as she rides out the waves of her orgasm.
âFuckâfuck, oh my godââ she pants, her chest heaving as she comes down, her body still shivering under your touch. You donât stop, not yet, your fingers slowing but staying inside her, coaxing out every last aftershock.
When you finally pull your hand away, her eyes flutter open, and she looks at you with a dazed, fucked-out expression that makes your chest tighten.
âHoly shit,â she breathes, her voice shaky. âThat wasâŠâ
You smirk, leaning down to kiss her, your lips brushing hers lightly. âWeâre not done yet.â
Before she can respond, you slide down the bed, positioning yourself between her legs. You press a kiss to the inside of her thigh, your hands spreading her open, and she gasps, her hands flying to your hair as your tongue flicks over her sensitive clit, licking through the mess sheâs left behindâsweet, sticky, and fucking intoxicating. Hanniâs trembling beneath you, her thighs twitching every time your tongue grazes her clit. Her fingers are tangled in your hair, tugging just hard enough to sting, and you canât tell if sheâs trying to push you away or keep you there forever.
âJesus fuck, youâre gonna kill me,â she gasps, her voice breathy and half-wrecked, like sheâs been screaming at a concert all night. âIâmâoh godâs-sensitiveââ
You pull back slightly, grinning against her skin. âYeah? Sensitive, huh? Youâre the one who keeps pulling me closer.â
âShut up,â she snaps, but her words falter when you press your tongue flat against her, slow and wet, dragging it from her entrance to her clit. Her body jolts, a sharp inhale cutting her off. âOh fuckâstop talking and justââ
âWhat? Just this?â you interrupt, sucking her clit into your mouth, your fingers digging into her thighs to keep her in place when she tries to squirm away. Her reaction is immediateâher back arches off the mattress, her head tossing back against the pillow.
âFUCKâyes, like thatâoh my god, just like thatââ she chokes out, her voice rising and falling with every flick of your tongue.
You pull back just enough to murmur, âYou taste so fucking good, Hanni. I could eat you all night.â
She groans, throwing an arm over her face, her voice a mix of exasperation and raw need. âYouâre such a goddamn showoff.â
âAnd you love it,â you reply, sliding your tongue back inside her, savoring the way she clenches around it. The cream left behind from her last orgasm coats your lips, and you lap at it like a man starving, dragging out every broken moan she gives you.
âFuck, fuck, fuck,â she stammers, her hands gripping your hair like a lifeline. âIf you keep doing that, Iâm gonnaââ
You pull back, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand, grinning up at her. âGonna what? Cum again? Already?â
Her glare is half-hearted, her chest heaving as she tries to catch her breath. âYouâre insufferable.â
âAnd youâre dripping,â you shoot back, crawling up her body until your face is hovering over hers. You kiss her, slow and dirty, letting her taste herself on your lips. When you pull back, her eyes flicker down between your bodies, and her breath hitches.
âHoly shit,â she whispers, and you follow her gaze to where your cock is pressed against her stomach, hard and heavy. âThatâsâŠuhâŠâ
âWhat?â you ask, smirking. âBigger than you expected?â
She bites her lip, her cheeks flushing as her eyes dart back to your face. âI meanâyeah, kinda.â
You laugh, the sound low and rough as you reach down, guiding her onto her hands and knees. âDonât worry. Youâll take it.â
She lets out a nervous laugh, glancing over her shoulder at you as you position yourself behind her. âConfident much?â
âYouâll see,â you say, running the head of your cock along her folds, teasing her just enough to make her hips jerk back toward you. âFuck, Hanni, youâre so wet. Youâre gonna take me so good.â
Her response is a shaky moan, her hands gripping the sheets as you push inside her, slow and steady. The stretch is immediate, her body tightening around you like a vice, and you grit your teeth, fighting to keep control.
âOh my god,â she gasps, her voice high and breathless. âOh fuckâyouâreâfuck, youâre hugeââ
âYeah?â you say, gripping her hips as you sink deeper, inch by inch. âYou like it, donât you?â
âFuck, yesâdonât stopââ she groans, her head dropping forward as you bottom out, your hips flush against her ass. You stay still for a moment, letting her adjust, your hands smoothing over her waist, her back, the curve of her ass.
âYou look so fucking good like this,â you murmur, giving her ass a firm squeeze. âAll spread out for me.â
She lets out a soft laugh, glancing back at you with a dazed smirk. âYouâre so full of yourself.â
You donât bother replying, instead pulling back and snapping your hips forward, the sound of skin on skin filling the room. Her gasp turns into a cry, her body rocking forward with the force of your thrust.
âFuckâyes, just like thatââ she moans, her voice muffled as her face presses into the pillow. You pick up the pace, your grip on her hips tightening as you fuck her harder, each thrust sending shockwaves through both of you.
You raise one hand, bringing it down on her ass with a sharp slap. The sound echoes in the room, and she cries out, her walls tightening around you. âShitâyou like that?â you ask, spanking her again, harder this time.
âFuckâyesâdo it againââ she pants, her voice ragged. You oblige, your hand coming down on her ass until itâs red and warm under your palm. Sheâs a mess beneath you, moaning and writhing, her body arching every time you spank her.
Your grip tightens on Hanniâs hips as you feel her starting to unravel. Her moans spill out in frantic, breathy bursts, her voice trembling under the pressure of everything building inside her. Sheâs trying to keep her balance, her arms shaking as she holds herself up, but youâre not making it easy. Every thrust has her lurching forward, her ass bouncing back to meet you, her body completely giving in to the rhythm youâve set.
âShitâfuckâoh my god, Iâm so close,â she stammers, her voice climbing higher, more desperate with every word. Her hands claw at the sheets, bunching the fabric into her fists as you slam into her again, the sound of skin meeting skin filling the room.
âCome on, Hanni,â you growl, your breath hot against the sweat-slicked curve of her back. Your hand dips between her legs, fingers finding her clit and circling it in sync with your thrusts. âI can feel it. Youâre right there, arenât you?â
âYesâoh god, yes,â she cries out, her voice cracking as her hips buck against your hand. âDonât stopâdonât you fucking stopââ
You donât. You keep your pace steady, unrelenting, the wet sounds of her slick pussy growing louder, more obscene, until finally, she snaps. Her whole body locks up, her head tossing back as a scream tears out of her throat, raw and broken.Â
âOh fuckâfuck, fuck, fuckââ she chants, her thighs trembling violently as her orgasm rips through her, wave after wave of overwhelming pleasure. Her walls clench around you like a vice, trying to pull you deeper, but you hold still, grinding into her just enough to prolong her high. Her moans turn into whimpers, then gasps, her body sagging forward as she rides out the aftershocks.
When she finally collapses, her chest heaving against the mattress, you canât help but grin. âOh Hanni,â you murmur, sliding out of her slowly, your cock still hard and aching, slick with her arousal. âYou looked so fucking good just now.â
She turns her head, her hair sticking to her flushed, sweaty face as she glares at you halfheartedly. âShut up,â she mutters, but her voice is shaky, her body still twitching with the remnants of her orgasm.
âNah, I mean it,â you say, leaning down to press a kiss to the back of her neck, tasting the salt of her skin. âYouâre fucking perfect like this.â
Her response is a muffled groan into the pillow, and you laugh, flipping her onto her back before she can complain. Her legs fall open instinctively, and the sight of her laid out beneath youâskin flushed, chest rising and falling rapidlyâmakes your cock twitch.
âIâm not done with you yet,â you murmur, positioning yourself between her legs. Your hands slide up her thighs, pushing them further apart as you line yourself up with her entrance. She looks up at you, her lips parted, her eyes hazy but full of something that goes deeper than just lust.
âGod, youâre so fucking cheesy,â she whispers, but thereâs no bite to her words. If anything, she looksâŠsoft. Open. Like sheâs waiting for something only you can give her.
You push into her slowly, watching her face as you fill her inch by inch. Her lips fall open, a soft gasp escaping her as her body stretches to accommodate you. âOh fuck,â she breathes, her hands coming up to clutch at your shoulders. âOh my god, youâreâfuck, youâre so deepââ
âYeah?â you ask, your voice rough as you bottom out, your hips flush against hers. âFeel good?â
âFuck yes,â she moans, wrapping her legs around your waist to pull you closer. âGod, you feel so fucking goodââ
You start moving, your thrusts slow and deliberate, dragging your cock out almost all the way before slamming back into her. Her head tips back, her nails digging into your shoulders as she moans unabashedly, her voice filling the room. âYesâfuck, just like thatââ
You lean down, bracing yourself on your forearms so youâre hovering over her. Your lips find hers, swallowing her cries as you pick up the pace, your hips snapping against hers harder, faster. She breaks the kiss first, gasping for air, her hands sliding into your hair to tug you closer.
âI love you,â she whispers, her voice barely audible over the sound of your bodies colliding. Her eyes meet yours, wide and shining, and the vulnerability in her expression makes your cock throbs. âFuck, I love you so much.â
You freeze for a second, but the way sheâs looking at youâlike youâre the only thing keeping her tethered to the earthâit's enough to drive you crazy. âHanni,â you murmur, your voice breaking as you start moving again, slower this time, each thrust deep and deliberate. âFuck, I love you too.â
Her breath hitches, and she pulls you down into another kiss, her legs tightening around you as if sheâs trying to fuse your bodies together. âDonât stop,â she whispers against your lips. âDonât ever stop.â
"I won't," you groan, your cock throbbing inside her tight, wet pussy as you grind deep. Her walls flutter around you with each slow, deliberate thrust, and you can feel how close she is to cumming. You press your forehead against hers, maintaining eye contact as you fuck her with long, measured strokes.
"You feel so good wrapped around my cock," you tell her, your voice rough with emotion. "So fucking perfect, Hanni. Love how wet you get for me."
She whimpers, her nails digging into your shoulders as her hips buck up to meet yours. "Only for you," she gasps. "Nobody's ever made me this wet before."
The admission makes your cock twitch, and you reward her with a particularly deep thrust that has her crying out. "Yeah? Tell me more, baby. Tell me how good I make you feel."
"So good," she moans, her pussy clenching around you. "Your cock fills me up perfectly. Feels like you were made for me."
You kiss her hard, swallowing her moans as you pick up the pace slightly. Your tongue slides against hers as you fuck her deeper, harder, but still maintaining that intimate connection. Her tits press against your chest with each thrust, her hard nipples dragging against your skin.
"Love these perfect tits," you growl, breaking the kiss to trail your lips down her neck. You suck hard enough to leave marks, wanting everyone to know she's yours. "I love how they bounce while I fuck you, how they get so hard for me."
Hanni arches her back, pressing her chest more firmly against you. "Please," she whimpers. "Touch them, suck on them, anything!"
You shift your weight to one arm so you can cup one of her tits, rolling the nipple between your fingers as you continue to thrust. "Like this, baby? Like having your tits played with while I fuck your tight little pussy?"
"Yes!" she cries out, her walls clamping down around you. "Fuck, I'm getting close!"
"That's it," you encourage her, lowering your head to take her other nipple into your mouth. You suck hard while still pinching and rolling the other one, your cock never stopping its steady rhythm inside her. "Want to feel you cum all over my cock. Want to feel how tight that pussy gets when you lose control."
Her hands slide into your hair, holding you against her breast as you continue to suck and nibble at her sensitive flesh. "Oh god, oh fuck," she pants, her thighs trembling where they're wrapped around your waist. "Don't stop, please don't stop!"
You release her nipple with a wet pop, looking up to meet her eyes again. "Never stopping, baby. Gonna keep fucking this sweet pussy until you can't take it anymore." You punctuate your words with a particularly deep thrust that has her seeing stars.
"Love watching you fall apart on my cock," you continue, your voice rough with desire. "Love feeling your pussy get wetter and tighter with each thrust. You gonna cum for me, Hanni? Gonna show me how good I make you feel?"
She nods frantically, her eyes glazed with pleasure as she stares up at you. "So close," she whimpers. "Just a little more, please!"
You shift slightly, changing the angle of your thrusts so your cock drags against her g-spot with each stroke. At the same time, you slide your hand between your bodies to find her clit, rubbing tight circles around the swollen bud.
"Fuck!" she screams, her back arching off the bed. "Right there, right fucking there!"
"Yeah? This what you need, baby?" You keep the pressure steady on her clit as you continue to pound into her g-spot. "Love how your pussy's gripping me right now. Can feel how close you are to cumming."
Her nails rake down your back as she writhes beneath you, chasing her orgasm. "Please," she begs. "Make me cum again, please make me cum!"
You lean down to whisper in her ear, your voice low and rough. "Cum for me, Hanni. Show me how good my cock makes you feel. Want to feel that tight little pussy squeeze me while you cream all over my dick."
That does it. With a sharp cry of your name, Hanni's orgasm crashes over her. Her pussy clamps down around you like a vice as she cums, her whole body shaking with the force of her release. You can feel her cream gushing around your cock, making everything even wetter and slicker as you continue to fuck her through it.
"That's it, baby," you groan, fighting against your own need to cum as her walls milk your cock. "Fuck, you look so beautiful when you cum. Love watching you lose control like this."
She's babbling incoherently now, a stream of "fuck" and "yes" and your name falling from her lips as her orgasm continues to roll through her. Her pussy is practically convulsing around your cock, making it incredibly difficult to hold back your own release.
But you manage, wanting to draw out her pleasure as long as possible. You stay buried inside her for what feels like forever, your bodies pressed together, sweat mingling, her legs still wrapped tightly around your waist. Hanniâs breathing slows gradually, her chest rising and falling against yours as her trembling subsides. You brush her hair out of her face, tucking the damp strands behind her ear, and she gives you this sleepy, satisfied grin that makes your chest ache.
âYouâre gonna ruin me, baby,â she mutters, her voice soft and teasing, her fingers trailing lazily over your back.Â
You chuckle, nipping at her jawline. âPretty sure I already did that.â
âShut up,â she murmurs, but thereâs no heat to it. She shifts slightly, wincing when your cock twitches inside her, still rock hard. âJesus, are you still ready to go?â
âCanât help it,â you reply, smirking as you grind against her, making her gasp. âYouâre fucking addictive, Hanni.â
She groans, covering her face with one hand, but when she peeks up at you through her fingers, her eyes are gleaming. âOkay, fine. My turn.âÂ
You raise an eyebrow. âYour turn for what?â
âTo make you cum, dumbass.â She pushes at your chest until you roll onto your back, letting her straddle you. Her thighs press against your hips as she sits back, your cock still buried deep inside her. She bites her lip, her hands sliding over your chest. âGod, youâre fucking huge. I can feel you all the way in my stomach.â
âYeah?â you say, your voice rough, your hands finding her waist. âYouâre taking me so fucking well, Hanni. You're absolutely perfect.â
âDamn right I am,â she says, smirking as she starts to move, slow and deliberate, rocking her hips in a way that makes your breath catch. âFuck, youâre so deepâŠâ
She sets a rhythm, her hands braced on your chest, her body rolling against yours with a lazy, drunk confidence. The sight of her above youâhair a mess, lips swollen, her tits bouncing with every moveâhas you gripping her hips like sheâs the only thing keeping you grounded.
âShit, Hanni,â you groan, your head tipping back against the pillow. âYouâre gonna fucking kill me.â
Her laugh is breathy, almost mocking. âGood,â she says, picking up the pace, her thighs slapping against yours with every bounce. âYou deserve it.â
Her movements get sloppier, needier, her breath hitching every time your cock hits that spot inside her. And then, out of nowhere, she starts talkingâdirty, raw, and absolutely unhinged.
âGod, I can feel you so fucking deep,â she moans. âYouâre gonna ruin me, you know that? Youâre gonna fuck me so full I wonât even be able to walk tomorrow.â
âFuck,â you hiss, her words going straight to your cock, making you buck up into her. âKeep talking, baby. Fucking say it.â
With your request, Hanni rides you with a desperation that feels almost animalistic, her hips slamming down onto yours like sheâs trying to bury you even deeper inside her. Every bounce makes her tits jiggle, her nails scraping against your chest, leaving angry red trails that sting just enough to keep you tethered to reality. But just barely. Youâre so drunk, so fucking drunk, that every sensation feels magnified, her heat, her tightness, the wet sounds of her cunt taking you over and overâitâs all you can focus on.
âFuckâoh fuckâyouâre so fucking deep,â she continues, her voice raw and slurred, her head tipping back as she grinds against you, her clit brushing against the base of your cock. âI really can feel you in my fucking stomachâgod, youâre ruining meââ
You groan, your hands glued to her waist, guiding her movements as she slams down onto you again and again. âYouâre so fucking tight, Hanni. I can barely moveâyouâre gripping me so fucking hard.â
Her moans grow louder, more frantic, and when she leans forward, her lips grazing your ear, her voice drops to a sultry whisper that shoots straight through you like lightning. âYouâre gonna cum inside me, arenât you?âÂ
Your breath catches, your hands tightening on her hips. âWhat?â
âYouâre gonna fucking fill me up,â she says, her teeth nipping at your earlobe. âI can feel you, babyâyouâre so fucking close. I want it. God, I need it.â
âJesus fucking Christ, Hanniââ Your head falls back against the pillow, your grip on her hips almost bruising now as she speeds up, her thighs slapping against yours with every bounce. You can barely form a coherent thought, let alone a reply, because all you can hear, all you can feel, is her.
âI want you to breed me,â she breathes, her words spilling out like she doesnât even care how insane they sound. âI want you to fill me so fucking full I can feel you leaking out of me for days.â
You choke on a groan, your hips bucking up into her so hard it makes her gasp, her nails dragging down your chest. âFuck, Hanniâyouâre out of your goddamn mind.â
âAnd it's all your fault,â she shoots back, her voice dripping with lust as she smirks down at you. âYou know you drive me crazy and still insist on teasing me. Tell me the truth: youâve been dying to cum inside me all night, havenât you?â
âShitââ Your voice cracks as she grinds her hips in slow, teasing circles, her walls fluttering around you like she knows exactly what sheâs doing. âYouâre fucking insane.â
She leans down, her hands braced on either side of your head, her breath hot against your face. âMaybe,â she whispers, her voice trembling but full of wicked intent. âBut youâre gonna give me what I want, arenât you?â
Her lips crash against yours before you can answer, swallowing your groan as she slams down onto you again, her movements frantic and unrelenting. The angle shifts just enough to make your cock hit that perfect spot inside her, and she breaks the kiss with a scream, her body convulsing as she clings to you.
âFuckâfuckâfuck yesâjust like that,â she babbles, her words spilling out in a breathless rush. âYouâre so deep, so fucking deepâI want it, baby, I want you to cum inside me. Pleaseâfuckâplease, I need it.â
Her pleading sends a shiver down your spine, and you feel your control unraveling, your body tensing as the pressure builds, white-hot and unbearable. âShit, HanniâIâm gonnaâfuck, Iâm so closeââ
"Yes, yes, fucking breed me!" she begs, voice breaking as she slams herself down harder. "Fill this tight pussy up with your hot fucking cum. I need you to knock me up so bad. Pump that thick cum deep in my womb!"
Her dirty talk drives you wild. Your hands grip her waist, helping lift and drop her onto your throbbing shaft. Her pussy is absolutely drenched, making obscene wet sounds each time she takes you to the hilt. The way her walls grip and massage your cock has your eyes rolling back.
"Gonna cum," you grunt, feeling your balls tighten. "Gonna flood that tight pussy."
"Do it! Fucking do it!" She starts grinding and circling her hips, stimulating every sensitive spot. "Give me every last drop. Want your cum dripping out of me for days!"
Your orgasm hits like a tsunami. Your cock pulses violently as you start shooting thick ropes of hot cum deep inside her. But she doesn't stop - if anything she fucks you harder, determined to milk out every single drop.
"Oh fuuuuck!" you moan as she keeps bouncing through your orgasm. The stimulation is almost too much on your sensitive cock but she won't let up. Her pussy walls contract rhythmically, literally sucking the cum out of you.
"I can feel it," she pants, eyes glazed with lust. "So much hot cum filling me up. Keep cumming for me, baby. Give me more!"
The continued stimulation has you seeing stars. Your cock is so sensitive it almost hurts but the pleasure is mind-blowing. She grinds down hard, working her hips in circles as she milks out another surge of cum.
"Such a good boy," she purrs. "Giving me all that potent cum. Gonna put a baby in me with all this hot fucking seed."
Your whole body trembles as she continues riding. More cum spurts out with each bounce, making wet squelching sounds as it mixes with her juices. She's absolutely relentless, using your cock like her personal cum extraction tool.
"Please," you gasp, overwhelmed by the intense stimulation. "Fuck, Hanni!"
"Just a little more," she moans, her movements getting erratic. "Want every last drop inside me. Need all your cum breeding my tight little pussy!"
Your eyes roll back as another orgasm crashes through you, smaller but just as intense. She cries out in triumph as she feels the fresh surge of cum, her own orgasm making her pussy convulse around your oversensitive cock.
"Fuck yes! Breed me, breed me, breed meeee!" She collapses onto your chest, still grinding slowly. "So much cum... You give me so much cum, baby⊠can feel it so deep..."
Your cock gives a few final weak pulses, completely drained. She finally stills but keeps you trapped inside her, her pussy occasionally squeezing as if trying to coax out any remaining drops.
"Mmm, your cum is so hot, baby," she sighs contentedly. "Filled me up so perfectly. Gonna keep all this hot cum inside me until it takes."
You can only lie there panting as she nuzzles your neck, your thoroughly milked cock still twitching inside her cum-flooded pussy.
You wrap your arms around her, holding her close, and for a long moment, neither of you says anything. The room is silent except for the faint hum of the city outside and the sound of your uneven breathing. Everything feels still, heavy, like the world just stopped to let you exist like this.
Then Hanni snorts.
It starts quiet, just a soft huff against your chest, but it builds quickly, bubbling up until sheâs full-on giggling like a kid who just got caught doing something stupid. Itâs contagious. Youâre laughing too, your head tipping back into the pillow, your chest shaking beneath her.
âWhat the fuck are we even laughing at?â you wheeze, running a hand through her damp hair as her giggles turn into full-blown cackles.
âI donât know!â she gasps, tears streaming down her flushed cheeks. âI thinkâI think itâs justâholy shit, we actually did that.â
You grin, wiping at her face with the pad of your thumb. âYeah, we fucking did. And now I canât feel my legs, so thanks for that.â
âDonât even,â she shoots back, propping her chin on your chest and glaring at you playfully. âYouâre the one who fucked me so hard I saw stars.â
âYeah? Youâre welcome, then.â You wink at her, and she groans, burying her face in your chest again, her laughter muffled against your skin.Â
When she finally calms down, she tilts her head up to look at you, her expression softening. âHey,â she says quietly, her fingers brushing over your jawline. âI wasnât kidding earlier, you know. I love you.â
Her words hit you like a sucker punch, but not in a bad way. Itâs more like someone just flipped a switch inside you, lighting up every dark, unspoken corner of your heart. âFuck,â you murmur. âI love you too, Hanni.â
She beams, her smile so wide and genuine it almost makes you forget how fucking trashed you both are. âThat wasâshit, that was the best sex of my life,â she says, shaking her head in disbelief. âLike, no contest. Hall of Fame level.â
You snort. âSame. And thatâs saying something, because I once hooked up with this girl whoââ
âDonât you fucking dare finish that sentence,â she interrupts, smacking your chest lightly. âDonât ruin the moment!â
âFine, fine,â you say, grinning as you squeeze her waist. âMoment un-ruined. But seriously, you were fucking amazing.â
She smirks, her fingers playing with the hair at the nape of your neck. âDuh. I know that already.â
âGod, youâre impossible,â you mutter, but your smile doesnât falter.Â
She yawns suddenly, the sound soft and innocent, and you raise an eyebrow. âYou good? Wanna hop in the shower or something before we crash?â
Her nose wrinkles immediately, and she shakes her head. âFuck that. Iâm not moving an inch. We can sleep like thisâsweaty, sticky, whatever. I donât give a shit.â
You laugh, shaking your head as you pull her closer, tucking her against your side. âYouâre such a goddamn gremlin.â
âAaand-youuu-loveee-it,â she mumbles, already half-asleep, her voice muffled against your chest.Â
âYeah,â you whisper, your hand running up and down her back. âI fucking do.â
Then, finally, the alcohol and exhaustion hit you both like a fucking truck, pulling you under faster than you expect. You drift off together, her body warm and soft against yours, her breath slow and steady in your ear. Itâs messy and stupid and probably the worst decision youâve ever made, but for now, it feels like the best thing in the world. You fall asleep like two reckless, drunk kids who donât know any better, and for a little while, everything feels perfect.Â
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It's like the first morning in purgatory.Â
You stir first, the throbbing in your skull dragging you out of unconsciousness. Your mouth is dry, your limbs heavy, and every movement feels like wading through molasses. You blink against the pale light leaking through the blinds, your vision blurry, the pounding in your head relentless. Beside you, Hanni lets out a soft groan, still half-buried in the covers, her hair a wild mess against the pillow.
âFuckâŠâ you croak, your voice rough as sandpaper. âWhat the hell happened?â
Hanni stirs, her face scrunching up in discomfort. âWhy does my brain feel like itâs on fire?â she mutters, her words muffled against the pillow. She shifts slightly, the sheet slipping down to reveal bare shoulders. âWaitââ
She freezes.
Your eyes snap fully open, the fog in your head clearing just enough to process what youâre seeing. Hanniâs eyes go wide, darting between your face and the sheet draped haphazardly over your waist. âWhy the fuck are we naked?â she asks, her voice pitching higher, panic seeping into her tone.
You wince, the sound drilling into your already aching skull. âIâuhââ You glance down, seeing your bare chest, then feel the cool air against your equally bare ass under the sheets. âShit.â
Her hands fly to her own chest, clutching the blanket against herself as if thatâll undo whatever the fuck happened. âDid weâŠ? Oh my god, did we fuck?âÂ
You sit up slowly, your head spinning. âI donât know! I meanâŠâ Your brow furrows as fragmented memories start piecing themselves together. Her riding you, her breathless moans, the way she beggedâfuck, fuck, fuck. âOkay, maybe. Yeah, probably.â
âProbably?â she snaps, sitting up too quickly and clutching her head. âFuck, my brain feels like itâs gonna split in half. Okay, but likeâwait.â Her voice falters, her panic mounting as her eyes search your face. âDid youâdid you, uh, cum inside me?â
You freeze, the question hitting you like a brick to the face. âWhat?â you ask, stalling for time as your headache roars back to life. âI donâtâŠfuck, I donât remember. I was so wastedââ
âOh my god,â she interrupts, her voice trembling as she throws off the covers and sits back on her heels, her hands flying between her legs. She winces, her fingers brushing something sticky, and when she pulls them back, her face goes pale. âOh my fucking god. I can feel it. Itâsâitâs dryâholy shit, you really came inside me!â
Your stomach twists violently as the memories come flooding backâthe heat of her body, the way she clung to you, the way you spilled into her so deeply it felt like youâd never come back up for air. âShit,â you mutter, dragging a hand down your face. âOkay. Fuck. Yeah, thatâŠdefinitely happened.â
âOn Christmas?â she nearly shrieks, clutching the sheet around herself like itâs some kind of moral shield. âYou knocked me up on fucking Christmas? Are you fucking kidding me?â
âWhoa, whoa, hold up!â you say, raising your hands defensively. âFirst of all, technically it was on Christmas Eve. Hmm, although there is a big chance it could have happened after midnight, I think we got here pretty lateâŠâ Hanni looks at you as if contemplating the idea of committing murder. âOh, second and most importantly, nobodyâs knocked up yet. It doesnât happen that fast!â
âYeah, but you fucking came inside me!â she shoots back, her voice a wild mix of fury and panic. âWhat the hell were we thinking? Why the fuck didnât we use a condom?!âÂ
âI donât know, Hanni! We were drunk off our asses! I barely even remember half of last night!â You gesture vaguely at the room, at the scattered clothes and the bed completely messed up. âI mean, look at this shit. Does this look like the scene of responsible decision-making?â
She glares at you, her hands still clutching the sheet tightly. âOkay, well, what the fuck do we do now? The pharmacies are probably closed. Itâs Christmas! Do you think thereâs some magical 24/7 Plan B hotline we can call? Hey, Santa, got any emergency contraceptives in that bag of yours?â
Her sarcasm slices through the tension, and despite the mounting panic, you canât help but laughâa short, bitter sound. âYeah, letâs just write to the fucking North Pole. âDear Santa, I was very naughty last night. Please send condoms and a time machine.ââ
She doesnât laugh. Sheâs too busy pacing now, muttering under her breath as she tries to piece together a plan. âOkay, okay, maybe thereâs a convenience store open somewhere. Orâfuck, do I know someone who could have contraceptives? No, thatâs stupidâgod, Iâm so fucking stupidââ
Hanni moves like a whirlwind, her body tense and her face set as she grabs her scattered clothes off your bedroom and hallway floor. She doesnât look at you, doesnât even glance in your direction as she yanks her sweater over her head and hops into her underwear with sharp, jerky movements. Youâre sitting on the edge of the bed, the sheet pooling around your waist, watching her with growing agony.
âHanni, will you just fucking stop for a second?â you say, your voice low but urgent. âWe need to talk about this.â
âTalk about what?â she snaps, still not looking at you as she grabs her jeans. âAbout how we were too drunk and stupid to use protection? About how I might have a goddamn Christmas baby on the way? Yeah, sounds like a super fun conversation.â
You sigh, scrubbing a hand over your face. âCome on, donât do this. We can figure it out togetherââ
âThereâs nothing to figure out!â she interrupts, finally turning to face you, her expression a volatile mix of anger and panic. âIâm going home. I needâI just need to think. Alone.â
âAlone?â you repeat, standing up, the sheet slipping off your waist. âYouâre seriously just gonna leave? What if youââ
âIâll find a pharmacy,â she says quickly, cutting you off again. âIâll take care of it. I just⊠I canât fucking deal with this right now, okay?â
âHanni, please,â you say, stepping closer, reaching out to grab her arm. âDonât shut me out. Iâfuck, I care about you. Weâll get through this together.â
She pulls her arm out of your grip, her jaw tight. âThatâs easy for you to say. Youâre not the one who could end up pregnant. Youâre not the one who has to wonder how the fuck you got here with your best friend.â
This unsettles you for a moment, but before you can reply, sheâs already slipping on her jacket, her hand on the doorknob. âHanni,â you say again, softer this time, your voice almost pleading. âStay. Please.â
She pauses, just for a second, her shoulders slumping. But then she shakes her head, her voice nothing but a whisper. âI canât.âÂ
And with that, sheâs gone, leaving you standing in the doorway, naked, hungover, and completely fucking lost.
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The next few weeks are a blur of radio silence and vague, clipped texts that feel more like placeholders than actual communication. Hanni texts you the morning after to say she found a pharmacy that was miraculously open on Christmas and took the pill, but thatâs it. No follow-ups, no calls, just short, impersonal messages that feel like theyâre written by a stranger.
You spend every day alternating between guilt, panic, and a weird, gnawing ache you canât quite name. Every time your phone buzzes, your heart races, hoping itâs her. Half the time itâs not, and the other half itâs just more of the same: Iâm fine. Just busy. Talk later.
When âlaterâ finally comes, itâs weeks down the line. Youâre sitting on your couch, staring blankly at some shitty Netflix movie youâre not even watching, when your phone rings. The sight of Hanniâs name on the screen jolts you upright, your heart pounding as you fumble to answer.
âHanni,â you say, your voice cracking slightly. âHey. Whatâsâwhatâs up?â
Thereâs a pause, and then her voice comes through, soft and hesitant. âI got my period.â
Relief floods through you so fast it almost knocks you over. âOh, thank fuck,â you mutter, leaning back into the couch, your head tipping back against the cushions. âThatâsâthatâs fucking great news.â
âYeah,â she says, but thereâs no relief in her tone. Just exhaustion. âIt is.â
You sit in silence for a moment, the weight of everything unspoken hanging between you like a storm cloud. Finally, you clear your throat. âCan I see you? Maybe we could grab coffee or something, just talk. I miss you, Hanni.â
She sighs, long and heavy. âI donât think thatâs a good idea.â
âWhatâŠ? Why not?â
âBecause,â she says, her voice breaking slightly. âBecause Iâve spent the last few weeks losing my mind, thinking about what might have happened, what did happen. Iâve been trying to figure out how the fuck we ended up here, and I still donât have an answer.â
âWe ended up here because we were drunk and stupid,â you say quickly, your words spilling out like a defense mechanism. âBut that doesnât meanââ
âThat doesnât mean it wasnât a mistake?â she interrupts, her tone sharper now. âBecause thatâs what I keep asking myself. Was this a mistake? Did we ruin everything for one fucking night of drunken stupidity?â
âHanni,â you say, your voice low and steady. âIt wasnât just one night. Donât pretend like you donât feel somethingââ
âOf course I feel something!â she snaps, cutting you off. âThatâs the fucking problem! I canât stop thinking about itâabout you. About your hands, your body, your mouth, your fucking cock. And thatâs why I canât see you right now, because if I doâŠâ She trails off, her breath hitching.
âBecause if you do, what?â you press, your chest tight.
âBecause if I do, itâs gonna happen again,â she says, her voice trembling. âAnd I donât know if thatâs a good thing or if itâs just gonna destroy everything we had.â
âWeâve already fucked up everything we had, Hanni,â you say quietly. âThe question is whether weâre gonna fix it or just throw it all away.â
She lets out a shaky laugh, bitter and broken. âI donât know if it can be fixed. I donât even know what it is anymore.â
âSo what?â you say, your voice rising slightly. âYouâre just gonna ghost me? Walk away from everything weâve built?â
âIâm not walking away,â she says softly. âI just⊠I need time. To figure out what I want, what we are, what we could be. I need to get over this before I see you again. Because if I donâtâŠâ
âI thought you loved me... I mean, you said that to me that night.âÂ
âI wasn't ready, you understand? Not really. This wasn't how I wanted it to happen⊠our first time, the confession of my feelings⊠I justâŠâ
She doesnât finish, but she doesnât need to. The weight of her words hangs heavy in the silence, suffocating you.
âWhen will I see you?â you ask.
âI donât know,â she replies, her voice cracking. âI really donât.â
âHannââ
The line cuts out, and youâre left holding the phone, staring at her name disappearing from the screen. The movieâs still playing, but it might as well not be.
You drop the phone, lean back, and close your eyes. Outside, the world moves on, but inside, itâs just silenceâheavy, empty, and endless.
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Literally what's the point of making a playlist for/about your favorite character if there's zero verity???? Like if I can't listen to discord by the living tombstone and eurobeat brony, then infinite loop by igorrr, then Op. 64 /act 1: dance of the knights from romeo and juliet, then geyser by mitski, and then Britney Spears' toxic all one after the other!!! Whats the point!!!!!!
#trash rambles#this is exactly the order of songs that just played on my mephiles playlist btw#im just saying if you cant be a LITTLE goofy with it whats even really the point#like there are 100% joke songs on there#and they hit like a truck every time#toccata and fugue in d minor wasnt at all SUPPOSED to be one of those said joke songs but hearing the beginning of it without knowing it was#in the queue always makes me laugh at least a little just because of all the memes that use it lol#my personal favorite beung the one where its like 'dracula: (picture of dracula) my scared ass: (video of a guy doing backflips with toccata#and fugue in d minor in the background)'#uhhhhhhhh anywayyyyyy :)
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