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#What an update huh?#This is for all you Shane lovers out there#He ain't my choice of man but he's pretty damn great#stardew valley#stardew valley 1.6#stardew valley 1.6 spoilers#stardew valley spoilers#SDV Shane#Stardew Valley Shane#SDV Shane winter outfit#not my meme tho lmao#sdv#give chicken man a reason to smile y'all
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The Heart Killers Trailer | Kantbison + UNHINGED
CURRENT CAUSE OF DEATH.
I'm sorry - they did not prepare us for this. BDSM??? A 500-Days-of-Summer DANCE NUMBER?! THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO INSANELY DERANGED AND CHAOTIC, I LOVE THAT FOR THEM.
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#THK#kantbison#firstkhao#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#so kinky#so frisky#such an insanely spicy combination of all things good#FK really said 'ohh you ain't seen NOTHING yet'#HO it up kings!#pretty sure i took the roof off with my garbled shrieking/squawking#me: b****slapped by a trailer#khao's sex face and noises 😳#sweet + fluffy when outdoors#steamy + wild behind closed doors#in the famous words of khao: SECURITY!#jojo knows what's UP#OKAY BUT IMAGINE THE FK GOOSEBUMPS THEY HAD#there better be extensive BTS of these two giggling and gooping#they really are gonna be half naked A LOT hey?#NO complaints#remember how shy they were during the eclipse and NOW LOOK#jojo be like: what haven't we seen FK do yet? oh i know!
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It's still interesting that TBoB called more attention to Stan's control over his mindscape (And if you go with the interpretation that the lost pages are partial truths that are heavily influenced by Bill, then he's the one insisting that only someone with training should be able to have that much control over the mind.)
Meanwhile we have a memory!Stan. Someone who apparently knows too much and is rather aware for being a simple memory.
From the Wheel of Shame, we know Bill was able dig up all kinds of dirt on Stan but... that wasn't why he was there in the first place, was it?
Bill couldn't find the code immediately despite a memory of Stan opening the safe being a few hours old at most and decided to have Mabel try find it for him (The original concept of the ep had it far more hidden but this was likely cut because of time constraints)
Ford did experiments on Stan's mind which likely meant using Project Mentem and actually looking around his mindscape, and his only reaction was to comment on his jokes-- despite what little we the audience know being enough to render us sobbing wrecks
(yes I refuse to shut up about this part cos the book's intro is extremely underrated)
Stan was able to replace his memories of Ford with the swingset instead and managed to hide Ford in his Bar Mitzvah memory. And that's not even mentioning the lack of visible Portal and Stan o' War which noticeably show up in Ford's dreamscape (the broken swingset manifesting anyway pains me tho)
He subconsciously has misdirects for his secrets that are both silly and manages to disturb everyone too
And while Bill-as-Soos being bored by the vending machine memory is a joke that's basically the crew's way of going "hey remember the thing way back in the first ep that's going to show up in the next one?" and in-universe appears to be Stan slipping up, it's interesting that they had Stan input the wrong code when it's consistent literally every other time its inputted (especially when it shows up correctly in the very next episode)
It's even possible that the safe code that Bill found could have been a misdirect too but we'll never know since the safe got blown open by dynamite.
Stan was able to buy time by making his mind blank despite being genuinely terrified when Bill enters his mind (to the point that he breaks character and uses his own voice to yell), and could conjure up his living room (in colour opposed to his mind's regular greyscale) to make sure Bill didn't have enough room to flee, slamming the door in his face before the effects of the memory gun kicked in.
And maybe the twins eventually told him that Bill had already been inside his mind after their W3 reunion, but all we know was that his conscious self was left in the dark for ages and wasn't really aware of Bill until Weirdmageddon.
TBoB showing McGucket's dreamscape also brings up the idea of the effects of the memory gun manifesting differently to each person. To Stan's mindscape, the memory wipe manifests as blue flames which immediately brings to mind Bill's powers but it's a far lighter shade (maybe to more closely match the memory gun and its eventual fade to white?)
The end of TBoB and the website poem also firmly reminds us about Stan's connection to fire but there's also the question if Stan himself is actually aware of it...
#but also j3 having ford read dipper's entries post dd&md but not having him know about the kids' encounters with bill is so kashdskahd#cos that implies he immediately skipped the pages that mentioned stan 😭and didn't read mabel's entries#oh for him to actually react to dipper's observations about stan's mindscape....#stan pines#stanley pines#bill cipher#gravity falls#gf meta#yes of course my brain is still going ' same coin theory ooooo' at this#cos i doubt that j1 has any mention of the mindscape and it's not like stan would have studied this stuff#imagine iconic hippy hater actually mediating on purpose#i'm still waving my arms about stan potentially seeing the reader's version of tbob tho#but even if that ain't the case bill having a breakdown from him reading him like a book is still iconic#dunno if this is coherent and i'm pretty sure all this stuff is things most folks know but idk some people didn't read the journal#some folks don't know about the poem!!!! truly the biggest tragedy
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a day in a life of a jason grace enthusiast blogger:
#i be analysing them into oblivion bc it ain't our fault we got little to no crumbs in the books :/#I need to chill out sometimes but I'm never normal about him so I don't think I'll ever stop#yes I used a pinterest whisper font for this meme bc it looks pretty okay#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#hoo toa#hoo#heros of olympus#heroes of olympus#percy jackson fandom#percy jackon and the olympians
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Save me, New York Car John
#I know we all love this moment for 'we ain't written no poetry'#but I'm always too distracted by john's prettiness#john lennon#the beatles#javelin's gifs
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token of friendship
#4 is a simple squid#sees something she considers neat and proceeds to give it to her new pretty roommate cuz she thinks her new octo friend is really neat too#(chat does she know?)#8 doesn't know what to think of this...strange squid tradition but she still feels flattered everytime it happens#(it's not a squid thing it's just an anita thing)#splatoon#agent 4#agent 8#this ain't intended to be agent 32 related they aren't together at this stage#but kinda implied#my art shit
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I was trying to eat noodles neatly and for some reason I got sad midway. So I drew them messy eating a biscuit and a strawberry to combat sad noodle blues.
#Ugh I could've made it messier though.#I tried looking at how the strawberry juice look as it's getting bitten. But looking at a closeup of a mouth eating is kinda uncomfortable#I would need to be paid to look at that again. I dropped it and just winged it. Lol#Hm. I should've at least looked up how goopy it should look. But eh. Drawings finished.#I heard wild strawberries are sour? But these ARE giant strawberries. So this might be a special special kind of strawberry.#I'm not like other strawberries. 😤🍓 Lol#I can't remember what an actual strawberry taste. People made it look pretty good though.#Then again people also made dragon fruit look tasty and it turned out it just tastes like a very very desaturated pear. Lol#Hmmmm but also then again. They also make cherries look good and I LOVE cherries. 🤷♀️#That ain't the giant Crumbl cookie if anyone's wondering. Connie would probably never spend money on a Crumbl. That's a home made biscuit.#Bruh I can't spell biscuit#I watched someone biting on what I think is a Crumbl and they spit it out. And the pieces sounded like concrete as it hit the table 😆😆😆#connverse#connie maheswaran#steven quartz universe#Lion SU#su#steven universe#skedoobles#Ah. Also scribbling this because I needed a break after burning out 3 hours of a commission's allotted time just figuring out what pose#to settle on. So like I only have five hours left to work on their piece. 😬#my shiz#Waitaminuteee in case I unintentionally relayed it wrong. I'm not going to actually just make that allotted commission time just 5 hours no#I recognize not being able to settle a pose for THAT long in a commission is skill issue on my part so I'm not going to carve out 3 hours#Plus at least now I have poses that I *could* make a YCH out of. The body measures are going to be limited however 🤔
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Never seen an illithid recoil so fast when trying to give it smooches. Turns out there's a very good reason for it!
Wanted to draw my guardian boi one last time. First time the Emperor suggested it, got a lil affronted
Like, Squid bud, you don't think Greygold 'gets it'? You don't think Greygold had a bit of the 'don't belong's? the not-be-yourself-to-fit-in? Greygold gonna accept the shit out of you, buster. Gonna figure out dat squid biology one comedic lesson at a time.
Also. dat hair. I like to imagine when the emperor saw what would instantly gain Greygold's trust, the illithid was like-This is....Way too dreamy. Had to tone it down, Clark Kent dat Hunk-orc up with a hair-bun.
#bg3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3#the emperor bg3#bg3 emperor#greygold#bg3 comic#bg3 fanart#fuck those gold arm bands though#ain't drawing that again pssshh#a silly book cameo for the crit role fans#couldn't find the right words about nature and honesty so greygold gonna say it inaccurately not-the-best-I-tried#like its in Greygold 's nature to rip people apart with their bare hands#But they're pretty content kicking ass with a bow or using peaceful negotiations instead#maybe Greygold ain't saying it right but they just want buddy to be true to its squid heart
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10/10 translation of the 2D design, no notes
#castlevania#i don't care about day by daylight#but pretty is pretty#disregard the typo I ain't remaking the tags
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Wut and Sol said they could give Joe some money out of kindness, and Joe could pay them back whenever.
Ming said he would give Joe whatever he wanted in exchange for Joe's body because Ming is selfish.
Joe taking Ming's deal is the most relatable moment I've had with Joe because I, too, would pick the devil I already know. Mixing finances with friends is always dicey, and he would still owe them. With Ming, it's business and he doesn't have to worry about ruining a friendship. He can hate Ming, but as long as Ming runs him his money, he'll continue to do his job because this is just another stand-in job.
Joe is really saying "sex work is work"
And I respect that.
#my stand in#my stand in the series#I ain't mad at Joe#I would've picked Ming too#but I would've set some boundaries#like I'll stay at his place#but you ain't about to tell me who I can speak to sir#If Ming wants exclusivity then make him pay more#AND KISSES COST EXTRA!#This isn't Pretty Woman#you need to hit Ming with an itemized list like you are a hospital billing system#if he wants to push you that should cost extra too#that five million is the base price#if he wants add-ons and an expansion pack then he has the money to pay for them
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Look at the beautiful mf orbs on these idiots. Fr out here with sea glass for eyes what
#how does one achieve this#I know they've all got those peircing blue orbs but they look tinged green in these?#its so pretty#I said space buns iii was the end of me but their pretty eyes are the final blow#like whatever you want man I ain't saying no to a guy with gorgeous ass orbs#sleep token#st#mel's rambles#iii#iii sleep token#iv#iv sleep token#worshitposting
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Takuma strikes me as a man that would break if you call him "pretty boy."
He had called you something similar amongst the swarm of other compliments praising your appearance because he wants you to know just how beautiful you are to him. "Beauty", "sunshine", or in general "my pretty", not expecting anything in return. He just hopes it would tease you a little, make you all flustered. But nope, you retaliate with "you're one to talk, pretty boy."
And he's just there like "huh?" Not a single thought behind his eyes as his smile morphs into an awkward grin. You're worried until you notice that giveaway red of his ears. Before you can say anything he speaks a louder "huh??!!", trying to hide behind his beanie as if that would ever stop what was about to come.
Because ain't no way you are letting this slide. It is "pretty boy" after "pretty boy" with every opportunity you get. And when you call him "my pretty boy" in front of Nanami? He melts. He is melting, face as red as a beet, unable to form even a word as he just whines from how flustered he feels.
#ino takuma#ino takuma x reader#takuma x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#... trying to remember which tags I used for the other stuff#based on a friend because I've called him pretty boy twice and the shit-eating grin on his face is priceless#you can actually see his ears turn red#and then when I point it out it just makes it worse#that smile ain't going anywhere#I love tormenting my IRL friends by flirting with them
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An intimate neck smooch that I was pretty satisfied with~.
#drawn by me#my fanart#Death Note#lawlight#L#Light Yagami#neck kisses#not perfect but still pretty decent by my current standards/skill level#anatomy ain't perfect but oh well. that wasn't the main goal. *shrug*
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Something dumb I drew last night
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Arthur belongs to @indigo-art
Harry belongs to Sad-ist
#i still can't get over this 😭#see here's the thing right#Arthur (the one in brown) and Black (the one in black obviously) are both pretty sophisticated and gentlemanly on their own right#basically just high caliber men#BUT WHEN YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER#THEY SUDDENLY TURN DUMB?????#LIKE#okay 💀 I ain't never seen two pretty best friends well what about them#I don't know man 😭#AND HARRY (the one in green) IS THE ONE TRYING TO KEEP THE BRAINCELLS TOGETHER#BECAUSE BLACK AND ARTHUR KEEPS THROWING IT AROUND#Give Harry a break dude 😔#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#narrator tsp#tsp narrator#narratorverse#paraverse#clock out#clock 0ut#yellow zone#tsp artists appreciation#mine 💗
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Felines have a unique way of showing appreciation to their peers but Catzai was romantic enough to include a red rose to go with his gift 😊
Happy Dazatsu Day, everyone! 🥂💞
It was supposed to have a bonus where Atsushi goes 'this mouse looks familiar' while Dazai plays innocent but then I remembered that, as of now, he has no idea who Fyodor even is. *sad violin plays*
#dazatsu#dazushi#dazatsuday2024#dazai osamu#nakajima atsushi#kitties#a shout out to my spouse for the super cute mouse!Fyodor design also! That I totally didn't ask him to make just for this joke! (lying)#he ain't looking too cute rn but he is cute as a mouse I swear#my art#this is a pretty rushed drawing but I didn't want to miss out on their special date :3#dazatsu kitties
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Wonder on 75 Park Avenue (dp x dc)
Diana is working. The night is dark and cold, and as she turns to look out the window, she thinks once again of her island. It never was so cold on Themyscira. Winters in New York have a way of sinking to your soul.
In the quietude of her office, knocks on the door seem all the louder, and tonight is no exception. Diana stands and walks to the door, where she opens it to find a young man, still a child but on the cusps of adulthood.
"What can I do for you?" Diana asks.
"I didn't know where else to go," the boy says, and she can see bruises under his pale blue eyes. "I'm sorry, I-I need your help, please."
"Tell me," she says, as she looks behind the boy for any sign of trouble, but they are alone on the street.
"My younger sister," the boy starts. "She's in trouble and I don't know what to do."
"Come in," Diana says as she opens the door wider. "Let us talk inside."
In the cold dark night, the figure of a boy, almost a man, walks into the warm inviting light of the building.
A few seconds later, the door closes behind him, and the street is once again bathed in shadow, frozen by the hour and the chill.
#this is majorly inspired by Wonder Woman: the Hiketeia#Which I read to try and get a feel for WW and I do recommend it's a short story plus self-contained and it's good#Speaking of which I may have found my first ever favourite comic writer: Greg Rucka#if he's a piece of shit don't tell me now I'm riding the high#I've read like 5 comics total in my lifetime so I'm feeling pretty proud#wonder woman#princess Diana of Themyscira#danny fenton#dani fenton (mentionned)#Dani is in trouble and Danny can't handle it on his own#hence Wonder Woman to the rescue#I'm imagining Team Phantom ain't doing so hot right now either#dc x dp#dp x dc#roxpox#roxpoxwrote#Wonder Woman: The Hiketeia#bisexual character
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