#and im wide awake
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i came home from work and cried so hard it sent me to sleep for 6 hours 🧍🏻♀️
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#its 3am#and im wide awake#its actually starting to get light#sometimes i hate living this far north#the dark days are so dark and the light days are so light#but if the weather is nice im going for a swim in the sea tomorrow
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Can't sleep and I have a 7.30am bus tomorrow for the airport 🫥
#well today#suuucks ass#and i have the hiccups#and im wide awake#even tho i took my sleeping pill#stupid hiccups#and the bus to get to the airport takes 2.5 hours#then the plane ride is 2 hours as well#and the shuttle back to the hotel takes 2 hours as well#and i wont be able to buy mcdonalds before leaving :/#which is the norm for me at the airport#i wanted and egg mcmuffin 😪#an*
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my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it#im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#fem danny fenton#female danny fenton#martha knight au#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dp x dc#giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks#points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread#LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY#bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away#martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades#marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed#what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make#the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all#fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)
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there's this one photo of bruces dressing room table that is all the proof i need of him being gay as fuck i think it speaks for itself. Let me find it
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MERRRY NEW YEAR CHAT!1!1!1!!!!! Ermm I ran out of space in the tags goes to show how reluctant I am to shut my up fck abt these 2 buffoons [/aff] and in general about anything BUT that's otay. When I say "probably thr most toxic pairing in the game [...]" I mean it affectionately beast×ancient enjoyers would NOT be on my DNI list if I had one you're all welcome here💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 ANYWAYS.. have this ig‼️��️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❕️❕️‼️ its finally not 2am!!
Also have this that was supposed to come with thr smilk design analysis thing aswell however didn't... pretend I'm super smart and know everything abt the French language and France and that I know what im talking abt here
I had to use Pinterest to find jester images because the MOMENT I tried finding ANY on GOOGLE I was IMMEDIATELY faced with AI "art" which PHYSICALLY makes me feel icky and disgusted and uncomfy and i have some strange genuine fear of looking at it or touching it so..
#crk#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#am i going to say chat or chattington everytime i adress someone that isnt me? yes#yes.. yes i am and nobody can stop me#cue certified evil laugh#this was supposed to go with the smilk design analysis but ermm it didnt ig ignore that#MERRY NEW YEAR BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#13 DAYS LEFT ILY JANUARY💖💖#1 whole year of waiting for smilk was so worth it#shadowvani my beloved...........aufh#these 2 keep me awake at night /aff#take this with a bag of salt because im not a crk lore expert so like not 200% sure abt the dark moon magic stuff abt pv..#when i say “widely paired” that is exclusive to tumblr i love every crk fan here that draws crk or shadowvani the art makes me so happy..🫶
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imagine Pac's reaction to his two sons disappearance. His boyfriend gone, he haven't seen his friends in a while....and now his kids are gone It's his destiny to be alone, isn't it?
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp pactw#haha it's 5 am time to think about angst guys wakey wakey#<-im still wide awake tho
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Vivisections are like gay sex to me
#writing a fic abt this kinda thing rn and god its wild#its so intimate like this started out as a vaguely comedic continuation of another fic i also wrote abt vivisection#what if i tied you to a table and vivisected you while youre wide awake... and we were both girls#mad science#mad scientist#im a fucking virgin and also have never had a surgery but yall get me
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saddest man in suna the yearning does not stop even when she's right next to him
#my art#based same age au#sasosaku#sakura haruno#sasori#ofc nothing compares to the og (sns)#but this dude would definitely be wide awake at 3 am wondering if she even thinks about him#they need to get married and sign a blood pact to cure this i fear#hello im back sorta </3#this ask warmed my heart i still think about it even when it was sitting in my inbox for a while
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It's me...I'm back.
#love and deepspace#恋与深空#love and deep space#xia yizhou#caleb#夏以昼#dailygaming#dailyvideogames#gamingnetwork#videogamepoc#gamingedit#3d animation#video games#*5#otome#otome game#me about to sleep *new thing drops* me wide awake once again (okay one last gifset before i pass out#AHHHhh gege 阴湿哥哥男鬼缠身 谁懂??!!??#i purposely gif the ch ver that massive GEGE in the last gif just hits different ya know#i get that they had to change it in the en but all the dialogues arent the same anymore and its just doesnt hit the vibes are different#the en va also speaks incredibly fast it sounds a little rushed...which makes him sound unhinged - he is but the pining tone isnt there#��种含蓄的隐忍的感觉 idk if anyone else gets what im talking about 😩😩
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I have so many things i want to say about this pic.
#egon spengler#harold ramis#ghostbusters#im going insane#i think im ovulating#idk tho#helpppp#how is he so hot#i need to put the phone down#its 3 in the morning#i have school tomorrow#i need to go to bed#he's keeping me wide awake
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Need be knocked on the head hard me thinks
#suffers from body clock#wakes up automatically very early in the morning#and then i have to battle my brain to strangle it to sleep#its like im physically and absolutely exhausted but im wide awake#jesus price man#gummmyspeaks
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i just don't understand why sleeping for four hours in the afternoon has to mean i can't fall asleep at night -_- like omg it can't be that deep
#and in any case its 6am now so. let me sleep#i keep picking my phone back up cause i'm just so wide awake i can't be bothereddddd to just lieee heeerrreeeeeeee#im boooorrrreeedddddddddd
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How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....
Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.
He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls
HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.
OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!
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[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]
ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*
mf dont even begin to look at me like that
#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#noritoshi x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#FAM IMA BE SO FR W YOU. ITS SO COLD WHERE I AM RN#AS OF POSTING THIS#BUT ITS FUCKING SUMMER SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SO LETS FUCKING GO#IM TELLING YOU WHEN I FUCKING SAW THIS ASK I FROZE#HOW ARE WE FEELING?????#FAM WE'RE FEELING FUCKING DEAD AND RESUSCITATED#GOD I FEEL LIKE YOU ANSWERED MY PRAYERS OR SOME SHIT BC I WANTED TO TAKE THIS MANS SHIRT OFF SO BAD BUT NEVER HAD A PROPER EXCUSE#OFFICER. GOD. TUMBLR STAFF.... THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF ANDSWERING MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER'S QUESTION#I SWEAR THERE IS NO OTHER UNDERLYING REASON#OFFICER PLEASE#nah its embarrassing how hyped i got for this ask#you got me wide awake at 8 am bc of beach wear......#I WANTED TO SHOW HIS WAIST BUT THE FUCKING STUPID COVERING BLOCKED IT ALL.#WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME @ MYSELF?!??????#DOES THIS COUNT AS SUGGESTIVE????#NO. ITS JUST HIS CHEST. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 👊💥💥👊💥👊💥💥#HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE NORITOSHI THAT TEASES YOU BACK...... IM SUCH A FOOL. GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RN......#DUDE I DABBLED IN IT A BIT HERE BUT OH MY FUCK.... IT NEEDS AN ENTIRE POST OH FUCK#tysm anon I'll love you till my heart rots#you dont understand my devastation half way through when he kinda looked like beach geto. pinterest if you ever get your filthy paws on thi#and call him geto. istg ill gut you alive#null rot
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I may have moved on from once upon a time but i will never move on from swanqueen.
#my shaylaaaa#As per usual its 3am and im wide awake thinking of lesbians that were never canon#they were canon for me#we were robbed#swan queen#once upon a time
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nice to know I’m not the only one nervous about today haha
#IM GETTING MARRIED AHH#it’s 3am and we’re both wide awake haha#I’m at my parents for the night lol#pls not his blood sugar levels dropping because of nerves 😭#sasha.txt
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