#and im cold :(

[konigsblog]

roommates gaz and soap <33

tw/cw: somno, cnc, non-con/dub-con, intoxication, drug use (weed), perverted behaviour

all i can think about is sharing an apartment with soap and gaz — two perverts...

roommate!gaz and roommate!soap will most definitely steal your underwear, the ones you're wearing too, from your irresistible body!!

don't fall asleep on the couch, that's a recipe to wake up with traces of their cum spurted all up your back and your panties missing... you always know who took them—listening in on the sounds of their grunting and moaning from their room, mixed with sloppy sounds and heavy breathing, sniffing and huffing.

they invade your privacy, of course!!

you're a stoner? well, you're also sharing... and you're gonna ride them too, right? c’mon! they're so patient with a pathetic thing like you, treat them a little, bonnie...

bouncing on their dicks after getting stoned and high, just because the know how to coerce your dumb, naive, vulnerable mind so damn easily. just a pretty thing restlessly riding them, humilated and slut shamed.

gaz will most definitely stare at your ass, in a way that you feel his eyes burning holes on your body. he'll grope you, rub up behind you and grip your perfect hips tightly, humping you and moaning beside your ear while you shake and tremble in his grasp. he's only wearing boxers, and some comfy shorts that are loose and hung lowly. he covers his underwear in a layer of his thick, hot cum and then complains about you wearing revealing clothes. you're the reasons for his mess ... you should clean it up, princess.

“you’re fault for wearin’ revealin’ clothes, dove.”

johnny will definitely watch rough, loud, hard porn in the main area. jerking off on the couch rather than in his bedroom, so that when you walk in accidentally due to curiosity of the loud, blarring noises echoing from the living room, he's able to pressure and coerce you into finishing off his work since his wrist hurts from jerking off all the time...

you're the reason he jerks off the reason there's cum stains all over the couch you bought. they're sleazy, and needy... and greedy and most definitely desperate for female touch, do him a favour. :(

[taurus-spacecraft]

Anyways shout out to Mind Games for being on loop for 4h and helping me survive this never ending car ride, i wish us beautiful 2 more hours together

[ignorancelive]

once again i am sitting in the corner of a party we shouldve left 3 hours ago from. when will i learn and just stop tagging along

[stitchthesewords]

CLAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE WHY DO I HAVE TASKS WHEN THERE ARE FANFICTIONS TO READ

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

I'm happy to be spending the winter with my family this year but. cold :(

[diari0deglierrori]

Waiting for the day to be over so I can go back home and watch Nuovo Olimpo (I haven’t even left home yet)

[snarky-gourmet]

legs were unbearably itchy so i did the only reasonable thing and shaved #smooth but im just like flying out of bed when i lay down now i have no traction on these sheets

[harvsbian]

i am freezing to death

[yelenabemylova]

it's so cold help help help

[trashbaby1996]

I think I might be sick and I don't know how to function with that information right now

[amygdalae]

This is driving me insane because I swear this is this image:

But with like an AI filter style thing to turn it into a goth girl. I stg

[rogerzsteven]

It's only 9 am and it's already a shit day

[landofgay]

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

[idreaminphosphorescence]

"simon riley!"

your voice calling out to simon was what snapped him out of his relaxed state in the living room.

simon loved it when you call his name. not ghost. not lieutenant riley. just simon riley, or simon or si. your sweet voice calling his name sounded like a wave of melody in his ears.

but just now when you called his name loudly and it echoed in his flat, he felt the alarm bells ringing in his head.

danger.

he tried to act nonchalant when you stepped in front of him with your arms on your hips. your face was cool but simon could feel the anger behind your eyes.

"yes, love? wha' is it?"

"did you eat my pudding?" you glared at him, crossing your arms.

simon internally winced at that. yes, yes he absolutely did. but simon can't just admit it or else he would be the receiving end of your fury (he already did). he had to protect his pride as your loving and considerate boyfriend no matter what.

"no."

you looked at him, unimpressed. there were no words exchanged but the moment simon denied it, his fate was already sealed. your stare said it all.

you're sleeping on the sofa tonight.

and when you walked away, simon's brain frantically tried to come up with excuses and apologies.

goodluck, simon. you needed it.

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happy 300 i love you guys (^_^)♡

— masterlist.

[just-your-average-tangerine]

I hate it here

My drive home from work is less than 5 minutes, it's literally right across the street. And yet, that 5 minute drive requires 10 minutes of defrosting my car, scraping all the ice off my windshield, etc. Then I have to make the whole drive at 5mph because the roads are frozen, and even at that speed, I can barely keep control of my car. There's no lane lines; the whole road is just white. I try to stop at the one light I pass, and my car just keeps sliding. The light turns green, but I can't go because the tires can't get traction on the ice.

I want to go home, where there's no snow or ice. Where my friends are. Where my life is.

[diari0deglierrori]

I just wanted to take a little nap but now I have to clean the whole house because people are coming over… adulting is hard and I hate it 😔