#and if youre trying to find things youd need a very good set up in terms of tracking ability

[gay-artificer]

Slugcat ears aren’t ears to me theyre like rhinophores (but specialized in a good way for the open air) on a nudibranch (or the oral tentacles of land snails) and are entirely for highly specialized chemical sense. In a world constantly experience heavy washing in rain a lot of chemical information would be damaged routinely so I think they would just have insanely good chemical sense and it would be very robust in what it can cover.

[scapegoated-if]

im not saying this in a "i want Leon as an RO" way, i just wanted to babble and i hope this doesnt feel pressuring bc that is not what i want to do. i just wanted to share

but yeah i do enjoy daydreaming about him and my MC being very affectionate towards each other. just Leon feeling generally misunderstood (at least thats the vibe he gives off to me), but feeling like at least MC tries to understand him and generally succeeds with the efforts, esp if she loaned him the book. just casually leaning on her, or being quietly obnoxious by shifting his legs to be in her lap; taking her with to museums; being, not upset with the band's hiatus, but by not getting the promise to see MC reguarly and work with her; promising to call or send post-cards, maybe them being a bit of a Daisy and Simone with that "map of the world" monolog from Daisy Jones & The Six. but also if he wrote some unrequited love songs about the MC, i wouldnt be surprised, gotta give the Leon simps something in this measly hc scenario of mine i guess lmao

i think part of it being (a) really ironic for Vince to potentially be in love with someone who is "like Leon's kid sister", or just being easily charmed by her platonically yet repelled be Leon if his affection is non-romantic. i like the idea that Vince and Leon can never agree on anything besides the MC being good company. i think part of the allure is that, knowing the murders coming up and i assume MC being targetted at one point, under that daydream's scenario, that thered be the potential for a Leon-Vince truce under the name of worrying about her and wanting to see if she's okay

and (b) is because it immediately sets up this assumption that MC is usually their mediator (personality depending, but my MC definitely would have been). therefore, giving more credit to the assumptions the MC is sleeping with the band/breaking them up, and also setting up further How Done with this Vincent must be if none of the MC's usual peacekeeping has worked. and the MC does kind of act, narratively, like "part of why the band broke up" if both Vincent and Leon are in any way clingy or jealous in a "no, she's MY best friend" manner

and (c) is in case Leon dies. idk if you ever watched the show, Fraggle Rock from Jim Henson, but there's an episode where all the Fraggles mistakenly think Mokey died. and Red is just in shock going "No! No, she can't be dead! She isn't! She can't be dead because she's my best friend! She's my best friend!" before she found out Mokey is actually okay. and i think thatd be my MC's reaction to Leon dying due to all these hcs i do

for the record, i am also trying to come with hcs around my MC and Shiloh too, but im having more trouble with him, idk why though

but yeah, again, this isnt meant to be like "can MC and Leon be like this? 👉👈" bc i find that rude to request, you wrote what you wrote, i dont want to ask you to change things. im aware Leon's current distance with the MC in-game very much makes all my hcs into an au. i just like sharing my hcs for the sake of letting you know, in detail, how much this game's set up is already running rent free in my brain (lol) and bc, if i dont share with someone, im just gonna info-dump on my mama later probably and she deserves a break (ergo: need to vent this ramble somewhere, and i thought youd enjoy it the most)

if you want help replying to this (bc im aware it may be hard to besides a "nice!" lmao), id love to know some of Leon's actual opinion of the hiatus and his bandmates, since Leon himself isnt saying much to Bobby or anyone in-game (fair of him to be distant and avoid it, but also im nosy)

regardless, i hope youre having a nice day!!

Hi! I got the impulse to respond, but I don't know where to start.

Leon is tricky and it's hard to truly grasp an understanding of who he is in the Prologue and that was entirely my intention. Even though I want you guys to recognise a sense of familiarity with the band, I don't want you to know them yet. So I do find the different interpretations of Leon--that I have seen so far--really interesting. They haven't been insanely different, but they haven't been the same.

As for Leon's opinion of the hiatus, you will find out in Chapter 1! That conversation is had and was BREWING, believe me. I won't spoil a lot of it but it's not directly had between MC and Leon, there are different characters you'll hear from too. This scene is currently where I am in the writing process for Chapter 1 coincidentally.

I want to say more but everything I want to say is essentially spoiling what will come up in the story. I need to finish Chapter 1 soon, because keeping things to myself is excruciating--I don't even give my best friends spoilers because I don't want to ruin the immersion for them when they're beta testing my first drafts. I'm unwell

[cupcraft]

Simple Cooking Tips by me trying my best:

1: Canned foods are fine. Canned foods are often affordable, very shelf stable, and versatile. Canned veggies taste great when seasoned and cooked. Canned meat is fine too. Enjoy eating your canned food little life!

2: Instant mashed potatoes are a great way to make a quick an easy side. You can always add extra seasoning/butter/creamcheese/sourcream/milk/broth/etc. if you need. The same goes for other instant foods they are very versatile. Instant foods can often be shelf stable, cheap, and also good if you dont have a lot of time to cook.

3: I made too much food or bought too much food or produce uh oh. Freeze/freeze/freeze (just make sure you keep track of dates and stuff/know that some foods texture will change when frozen). There are often plenty of tips and tricks to freezing things well when they have texture changes. Food never has to go to waste! And on days where its hard for me to function having a frozen meal ready to heat up is the best. Also, for excess produce especially see if your town has any local fridges/places to donate fresh produce for someone to take!

4: If the only way youre going to eat is ordering out then do it if you can afford it. Dont feel bad for ordering out. This is your sign that if you need to order out then do it, you dont need an excuse. Youre allowed to want or need ordering out.

5: Meal prepping is supposed to help you not exhaust you. I struggle to eat breakfast for example so its really helpful for me to make things that are quick while im already cooking dinner so that in the morning i have less effort to expend. I make things like yoghurt parfaits/chia seed pudding, over night oats, coldbrew coffee, boiled eggs, etc! Dont feel pressured to meal prep if it is more stressful for you. Its supposed to help you!

6: Setting alarms to eat is soo soo helpful if you struggle to remember or struggle to read your body's needs. I struggle with this myself, so I set alarms for lunch and dinner (as i usually eat breakfast at work). You dont need to be strict with yourself/regimented on the times but it just helps me remember to eat or to prepare food to eat later.

7: Once a pan/pot/cooking equipment cools soak it/rinse it off as soon as you can. It will make cleaning it a lot easier when there's less caked up on it. And if your someone like me who struggles with wet food textures while cleaning this can help a lot too.

8: Don't feel bad for not eating leftovers/finishing a plate/having to throw stuff out. It's okay and not a moral failing. You are not wasting food.

9: Instant ramen is amazing and you can add so much to it in order to make it a really filling meal. You can add veggies (i like to add spinach/kale and mushrooms), you can add more protein (eggs, spam/shrimp/other meats, tofu, etc.). Go crazy with it!

10: I plan my meals out for every day of the week. This helps me stay organized. You don't have to do this, but if youre like me and knowing what your going to eat everyday helps you focus/cook/not stress then do it!

11: If you have a roommate/someone you live with you can find ways to share certain costs/foods. For ex me and my roommate share things and the cost of things that are used so much like: onions, garlic, spices/salt/pepper, tea, etc.

12: You dont have to chop things if you dont want to. You dont have to mortar and pestle things if you dont want to. Use items that make things easier for you! If you need a food processor, if you need a garlic mincer, if you need a potato ricer, do it! Buy precut beef for stew, buy precut chicken tenders, etc! You dont have to chop a single thing! Make things more accessible and easier! And if you like to spend time chopping and mastering knife skills then do that too!

this is all i have for now but please add on if youd like :)!

[cogbreath]

learning about atticus wing was. wow. i hate it here dawg. but also whats anyone to do? damn. sure the toons killed him. not happy to hear that at all. but damn. cogs inc isnt good. like its responsible for what happened to atticus, really. and its not like they really care either. i think i do hate the chairman. but i only know a bit about him. i dont know his backstory. but what i do know is really not good. anyway. i think that the corporation as a whole needs to be destroyed for the sake of not just the toons but the cogs. they are people too who are effected by all this emotionslly financially physically etc.

i mean really can you fully truly blame the lot of them for having a job. yes a lot of them revere the company. and yes canonically there are other jobs. but i wonder how good the job market even is?? perhaps its a lot like real life. i don't have a lot of experience with it. but ive heard what people say. so i presume thst cogs inc is competative enough to offer just enough benefits or better pay to make people want to leave their previous jobs for it. and probably everycog has their different motivations and hopes for it. some hope to just get by and make a living. others hope to climb the corporate ladder. but in the end it doesn't matter. its never enough. and the chairman is happy to get rid of you at a moments notice. he was gonna fire CJ. he doesn't really care how long youve worked how loyal youve been. CJ was an OG, and he was ready to fire him. Even if CJ turned the tables played the long game, etc... ultimately his circumstances are probably unique. i doubt even a manager would make it that long, would be able to happily retire like he did.

its a meat grinder in there. youre set up from day one to have your life, your very body used up until its unusable for even yourself for the sake of the company. its your fault btw per the employee injury report thing. always. like you can't even try to put blame on the company if they deserve it. yes the pollution and environmental damage its doing to toontown is bad, but damn i think we need to care more about than just toon welfare. and additionally the places previously effected by the pollution.

its tough because cogs do live off of oil and such. its literally food & water for them. so this means that some oil drilling needs to be done unless theres a possibility of reengineering them to run off more environmentally sustainable things?? you cant just stop entirely. youd be starving an entire society. and its not reallt fine just because theyre robots. theyre robots with families and lives and wishes and they have fun too. they can cry they experience emotions and heartbreak and love. theres a whole world and culture that we as toons are only faintly aware of but it would be wrong to destroy it all because of a monopoly in their society. its effecting them too. i want cogs to live i want them to be happy with their families and eat food and fall in love and find success and happiness outside of cogsinc. i rlly support and wish for cog liberation not cog destruction. okay thats all thanks for listening.

[puphoods]

how does claire feel about the people he knows, including himself if youd like? if he had to pick someone, who does he love the most? and who does he hate the most?

also, bonus round for fun: what's his favorite color, animal, + blood type (assuming he's a blood drinking vampire, if not, maybe instead whats the favorite thing he's eaten :-O)

himself- hey is your icon a little spider i never noticed that. awesome. his sense of self is pretty... not unstable but unclear? he has always been a Thing as opposed to a person, and he doesnt really think about the things he does or thinks or feels etc. he is not good at self-reflection. its one of the things he starts to figure out as he finds a space for himself in the world

amber- his girlfranddd. they get along immediately when they meet and it doesnt take them long to start feeling out a relationship but for the both of them its a whole new experience (claire has never been in a relationship + amber has only had teenage relationships + hasnt had anything serious) and its pretty rocky, especially with both of them having so many fucking issues. he cares about her a lot and puts her on a bit of a pedestal at first- something that causes conflict for them (amongst other things). he admires and respects her a lot, and despite teh fact that its his first relationship hes certain he wants her to be a part of his life forever because she inspires him to be better and try harder- both in their relationship, his relationships with others, and as a person himself

len- len is ambers best friend and claire thinks shes the most annoying person in the world. exaggerating. they get along but she is very extroverted and loud and flashy and its a bit much for him at times haha. he thinks shes irresponsible and kind of stupid, but respects her because she is very loyal and caring, and is willing to acknowledge her failings and faults in order to do what needs to be done

honey (need to change their name)- he gets along with honey pretty well. theyre both quiet and not the type of person to start a conversation so if you put them in the same room theyll probably be pretty awkward but they have a lot in common, and he sees a lotof the struggles he has been through in them and so he has a soft spot for them

jake- i think they get along fine. as much as you can for "your girlfriends teenage brother". they dont really hang out if amber isnt there

ambers parents- claire loves. ambers parents. they dont show up too much in the story and most of him getting to know them would be post-canon but its a very close knit family and once they know him he is welcomed in to that family. they get along well

annie- umm. claire and annie were very close when they were children and then as they started to get older grew apart more and more until they hated each other. he wishes things could have been different and wants her to understand where hes coming from and listen to him so they can fix things. she doesnt. i could say a million billion things about how they feel about each other but it really boils down to the fact that theyre incredibly similar in a way that means they will never have a healthy relationship unless things were very different

magdalene- as much as he learns that she was a horrible person and hurt him in ways he will never recover from he still holds a sense of loyalty and reverence for her, even knowing he will do everything he can to never see her again

zack- similar to above... though he has an even deeper sense of guilt about killing him. but he is relieved he is gone

^these are all the important people. guy who never fleshes out his oc settings. i need a lot more characters to fill this out i just have not gotten to it...

his fav colour is red, he doesnt really have a favourite animal but i think he would like lizards especially geckos, and im not sure if i want to make blood type something thats like noticable tastewise haha, he typically isnt picky regardless.

[strawberryscentedsoap]

"can i.. save the wish? like for later. i dont want to use it now," asks kayce.

"i suppose you could. it is a lot to think about, i could see why youd want to save it. ill be here as long as the wish remains. whenever you decide, open the lamp. itll let me out," replies the genie.

and back into the lamp the genie went. kayce set the top back on it.

the lamp itself looked more like a teapot than your stereotypical "genie lamp". aladdins depiction wasnt very accurate. it was white ceramic, with gold detailing around the lid and around a printed image on one side. the image was of a forest. it was autumn, with half the leaves on the tree haven already fell. a faerie covered by a leaf sat on the ground, staring into her own reflection using a mirror she held. the spout of the pot was curled a bit downwards. the handle matched the gold detailing of the lid. gold brought together the whole autumn scene.

kayce stuffed the lamp/pot into her bag. it barely fit, with all the rope and knives and canned foods, and meds, and any other ridiculous item she would never have had it not been the apocalypse. she had been living this way for about a year now. laying low, finding safe people and sticking with them when she could. avoiding any military personel. staying far away from churches. not bothering to check if that person had a pulse anymore. raiding what was left of shops.

it was less apocalypse and more post-world war three. the only apocalyptic thing about the world now was the lack of civilisation. other than that, it was the same as before the bombings. there were still power-crazed politicians hiding out in the rich cities. still people who would hold you to gunpoint if you were different. still people who cared about the wrong things. she still didnt have a place to settle and breathe for a moment.

the only thing that was noticeably different to her was the lack of semi-sane people and she didnt have her apartment or job. she still "stole" things before the war.

it was all the same.

-

a couple months after the initial meeting of the genie, she was alone. she hadnt seen anyone for months. typically, this would be a good thing. no people trying to kill her. no one trying to convince her to turn to god (the religious freaks "sacrificed" people to try to stop the wars. it.. did not work. they just think it did or will or whatever). but there was also no one to tell her there was still a reaskn to not give up. no one to share her months old canned beans with. no one to look up at the sky with for a moment. no one to be a person with.

she opened the lamp.

the genie crawled out into her hand. it was a tiny little thing. looked like it could use an insect of some sort

to get around (but not an ant. probably something like a cicada or cricket or roach).

"i see youve decided. what is your wish?"

she hesitated. how do you tell a mythical being that you didnt actually follow their directions? at least it only had enough power for one more wish. surely it wouldnt waste its last little bit of magick on trying to curse her, if it could even do that.

"i, uh- i dont actually have one yet. i just needed a friend," she admitted. the genie quirked an eyebrow. "so, you wish for a friend?"

"no. i dont. i dont *want* a friend. i *need* a friend. its not a wish. not some extravagant item i could only have im my dreams. its a requirement."

it contemplated. "so, what do you want me to do?"

it was a long shot, but hopefully this worked. "is there a way you domt have to- yknow. go back in the teapot? couldnt you stay out here?"

the genie looked up at her. it had an extremely confused expression on its face.

"i mean. i suppose i could... do you wish for me to?"

kayce sighed, "no, i dont wish. if you dont want to or cant thats fine. it was a question and if youre not down, then you can go back."

it was quick to change its attitude. "no, no, no, no, no, no, no- i do- i want. i want to stay on the outside. outside is good."

she got it to break character. the genie really had no room to put the wall back up. the room was filled with rubble and couldnt be moved out of the way.

"great, then stay out here."

she reached into her jacket pocket, shuffling around a lighter and pocket knife to grab the bread she had been snacking on all day.

she offered some to the genie. "sorry, i dont really feel human pleasure. i get nothing from eating or drinking or drugs or falling from tall cliffs or stuff. my pleasure comes from playing with the magick. it settles.. things."

it showed no signs of wanting to elaborate. it was probably best not to ask anyways.

-

a year or two later, kayce didnt know. her sense of time has been screwed up since forever, the genie was sitting on top of the lamp staring at the stars. it didnt need sleep. it never got tired.

kayce had been having issues sleeping the past few nights. she thinks shes finally decided, but she doesnt known if itll work. she doesnt know if the genie can do it, or if itll even want to-

she turned over to face the lamp.

"is something bothering you?"

"no," she replied. it wasnt.. a lie. not the truth either, but it was all coming to light tonight anyways, she was sure of that much. she continued, "i just- i think i know what i want my wish to be."

the genie slouched into itself, dropping its chin into its hands. "what might that be?" its tone offered no information. no feeling, nothing to give away how it was feeling (she had learned that although it didnt feel pleasure, it could feel emotions, similar to humans, but less-so. there were some special genie-only emotions she had witnessed a couple times. that was a roller coaster. this time though, none of that was coming through).

"if its possible,

i wish,

for the two of us to be able to live together, happy, away from the harm. i want us to be able to be in a place completely free of the war and the suffering and all of it. im tired of it. its so draining, running all the time. but i still want you with me. i was terrified to ask this so hopefully its actually okay and you dont use all your magick and disappear.

please."

-

it turns out, the autumn setting on the lamp was a whole world. thats where the genie took them.

also turns out, the faerie was the genie. it was never a genie. it came out of the lamp (left its world for the human one) when humans opened the portal. the only reasom it granted wishes was it wanted to good for the world. it didnt realise how greedy and destructive and just- bad- humans were. until it met kayce.

or, until kayce found it.

thats why theyre here now. thats why, three years later, theyre happy.

kayce was the only human who wanted good for the both of them (no matter how many times she thought it was a bad idea because it felt selfish to ask that of the faerie).

when the last wish the faerie had enough power for was granted, the pot shattered. it was left in the field they were laying that night, under the stars. by now, maybe, it was washed away, or eroded, but layce never thought about it. she never thought about any of it.

maybe she shouldve.

but for once, she was happy, and so she didnt.

You’re living in a wasteland in a post-apocalyptic future when you stumble upon a magic lamp. The genie informs you there is only enough magic left for one wish. Choose wisely.

[sunshinestardrop]

Once again I have come up with a daydream.

All my daydreams start off the same, Isekai style because thats my favorite genera. So like, youre a person that's played Baulders Gate 3, but youve only ever gotten thru act one because you're on the same boat as everyone else who was on it for the first few weeks- start up the game, create a character and then go through act 1 with a fine toothed comb before deciding you want to make another character because 'hehe fighting sims.'

So you only know act one, and you get dragged right into the chaos when you fall onto the beach. Of course youre confused- who wouldnt be- and think maybe youre having a really fucking werid dream induced via too much gaming, but the pounding in your temple is enough to tell you theres something wrong. You actually do try to get to the water to look over yourself, but you trip over a sword and ADHD kicks in and you just forget what you were doing cause cool ass sword.

Still, its best to keep going and figure things out on the way. You come across Shart and wake her- shes pissed at you for not helping her on the ship so apparently whatever play though this was already has you fucking up. You apologize anyway cause that is kind of fucked up.

So you guys continue on, fight a little and Shart notes that youre kind of a shit fighter- fair, you never had to fight in your life- but the next few words have you take pause- that she thought your kind were better fighters. Alright, raciest much? Whatever, not your circus- not your monkeys.

You bolt to Astarion, cause of course you do- everyone loves the angsty vampire man. Things play out- he seems to have that whole brain merge thing that... dosnt bother you as much? Like maybe everyones just never had a bad headache in this world cause all you feel is a little tingle. whatever.

You get Gale, whos just a chipper as ever. You guys get along pretty well together.

And then you get to L'zel and something happens- The Tieflings that caught her call you "Underelf." and thats race specific dialogue. Youre kind of shocked, but also like if you were in your OG body youd be dead instantly. Humans from IRL are pretty squishy.

Yeah, things happen. You go through the first Act with prior knowledge from playthroughs which helps to set the MC up for the next few acts. And since you know whats gonna happen the first Act would more be spent trying to get used to the magic system, learning how to talk like a DND character (while also having the addition of the Main party knowing the actual earthling side of you, also using your unusual way of speaking/acting to confuse enemies) fighting, and also learning that the reason it hurts people to connect with your mind via tadpole is because ADHD makes your mind a fucking cacophony of so-much-noise-all-at-once that it will fry other peoples brains if they try to dig into yours. During this time MC would have to get used to the concept of death and killing- as well as the fact that people are kind of nonchalant about it to your standards.

During Act one the main party is also much more closed off about their issues. Getting Astorian to admit that he's a vampire is much harder, and it takes him being nearly on deaths door from lack of blood and you indirectly implying you know by catching him wildlife to drink from when no ones around. It's very awkward. Karlach and Gale are the only ones that outright state their issues within a reasonable time frame because their very good aligned and very opened. Although, Gale does just happen to ramble it out one day and you just let it be until he needs something.

Lae'zel is probably more of a subtal respect that happens as you grow and she sees your fighting improve- same with Shart.

Theres also the fact that its very easy to be a smooth talker when a lot of people have a supposed -1 on wisdom.

During the goblin camp fight there's a part I want where MC finds a car- like an actual earth car- in the goblin camp and with the help of Gales electrical boost and MCs knowledge of jumping cars (I feel like thats a common knowledge thing for people that have a car- at least for me it is?) theyre able to get the thing running for a brief moment and theres a rule-of-cool moment where MC gets to run down a bunch of Goblins before the car sputters out. Probably with Set it Off or something playing in the background.

The grove is saved, There's no romance at the party. Some of them do make a pass but it's more of a "how about some fun" sort of thing. Astarion offers, but compared to what it's like in the game its... a lot more uncomfortable? Like you can honestly tell it's more of a desperation to stay safe thing then a fun thing. All in all there's this whole thing where MC is like "Im far too busy with keeping the camp safe and making sure my allies are ok. Sleeping with people that rely on me feels like im taking advantage of them and thus is bad to me. You all have a home here, no one is going to be forced to leave and I will fight tooth and nail to keep you all safe- no thank yous needed."

They do have the weave moment with Gale, but its more friendly and there's more explanation of magic and shit. I want to explore the fact that since MC has no idea about the laws of magic and how it works here they are not fully bound by the rules. They can make magic that shouldn't be possible happen since they dont know they're not supposed to be able to do that. Of course I want this to become a prob later where its a situation where "These rules are in place for a reason" and MC suffers pretty badly for going outside those rules (Magic drainage? Permanent debuff?)

So like the ground work for Act one would be

-Setting up the understanding that MCs brain, because it's different, messes with People that try to invade it- typically involves brainfog or terrible migraines.

-Fleshes out the companions as people more just cause I like character building (Friendship with Gale is achieved, Respect from Le'zel and Shart without them admitting it, Understanding from everyone else and tentative friendships)

-on top of that, also give reason to place MC in a leadership role, as they gain more confidence in their fighting and allows their body to take over (Muscle memory in a way) They prove themselves more confident, they also will work for the betterment of the group instead of the individual while also playing a diplomat. Actions are carefully thought out when they can, and quick decisions are made with every option in mind. The only reason theyre good at this in act one is cause of the knowledge about the game, but as they go into act two they improve without the clairvoyance.

-MC strength would be that theyre good at reading people

-also the implication from the Raph and Moriz that there's something even more wrong with MC then just a tadpole. (Possibly described as too many consciousnesses stifling one and other out)

-the slight implication that MC might not actually be the OG Tav- and instead might be the mindflayer tadpole already taken over the body.

-no dream visitor, despite the implication that everyone else has been visited

-I also really want a friendship between Gale and MC to build up, like in my mind they really care for eachother without ever using words which is what later leads to MC trusting him with their secrets

-halsin would also be build up as a confident to MC, as he's the first one that isnt solely reliant on MC and MC doesnt fell like they're taking advantage of him since he can come and go as he pleases

Dear god the amount of ground work for Act 1 is insane, now I know why the devs put so much stuff into Act 1 in the game. you gotta get that ground work to really do the big stuff.

guiakhda Might post Act 2 daydream part later

[eldritchmochi]

Letter ask: the word PHANTOM

jesus christ mina youre going to kill me lmao

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).

HMMM i have a couple weird ones, because im me, but i think the weirdest would be the one where i just slap ashton into the whole situation i have going on with my job where they get hired to be reception (somehow??? he's baffled too honestly) and then ends up taking over bookkeeping because he has some level of prior experience due to all the temping hes done while trying to get out of manual labor work to save their increasingly fucked up body at least a little, and then revolves around him navigating getting his health under control and the fact that hes like... financially stable and almost well off???? for the first time in their entire life, with added bonus of the IT guy they deal with most for getting all the stuff set up to do bookkeeping is fucking cute as hell and they keep running into each other at the gym and then maybe something about taking care of both fcg and milo (even tho milo hates it) because finally ashton has money to meaningfully contribute to the well being of his friends. i will eventually write it because i think it'd be fun to put ashton into Situations in an entirely benign office setting when he's defintely not the sort youd think to be there, especially not in some sort of management situation, i just haven't figured out the rest of the cast lmao

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?

broadly, it really depends. i am all over the map with where inspo comes from and just because i find inspo in one particular piece of media does not mean i'll latch onto something in the same vein even if you'd expect me to. even beyond format or indie vs mainstream, i'm wildly unpredictable when it comes to things like how fleshed out the characters i claim as mine are in source material and like even the kind of characters i find inspo in a lot of the time. like, ive written (but not finished) fic for crime procedurals so like...... my mileage certainly varies lmao

probably the trends are like: indie media or cult classics, things with found family, and things with characters who either have a solid base of unique traits to extrapoliate into a good personality or characters that are very well fleshed out and very unique

A N T answered here!!

O answered here!! but i'll answer it again because its fun lmao

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

this one is very much on repeat when i work on the 30k+ ashrym character exploration pwp i have been writing off and on for like 10 months lmao

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

okay so like, cherry was absolutely BAFFLED by my fmk answer for cr between my Big Three blorbos here because its absolutely fuck caleb, marry ashton, kill essek

BUT HEAR ME OUT so like ashton right?? we're both abrasive assholes who have a lot of things in common (brawling, punk diy, not touching people) so you'd think we'd butt heads a lot but i can absolutely see them being the sort to plainly state if i'm being annoying and how, and i also see him being the sort to respond well to the same. i think we'd vibe well because we just kinda get a lot of the bullshit we each go through and also have a similar enough way of communicating frustrations that there wouldn't really be hard feelings from frustrations. 10/10 good buddy, roommate, or husband material in my books

essek is the exact opposite. i would punch that wizard in the face like IMMEDIATELY lmao

caleb physically is aggressively my type (which is why i write so much porn from essek's pov lmao) but he would frustrate the hell out of me irl with the way he manages his trauma so id divorce him in like a year BUT the dick would be bomb so fwb but more benefits and less friends because i do not want to be someone's therapist i have been there

anyway.

there are several other letters in this ask game u can ask me bles it is very fun

[myafterlifeisbetterthenyours]

Verosika and Stella (Separate) x a Priest who died and went to hell, I’d imagine they probably meet at a bar the priest is drinking away his sorrow being angry and confused as fuck over his fate but it’s up to you do whatever you want you, talented bastard also if you could please add the reaction of the media in Hell (news, etc.) because it is Verosika Hell’s number one superstar and Stella a very important woman of nobility dating a sinner demon which is a pretty low class in the hazbin hotel universe

With a priest that went to Hell.

Verosika

Youd sat at the bar a long, long time.

You must have gone over your life a hundred times. Maybe more.

Sat there, trying to figure out just where had you gone wrong.

Had you not prayed hard enough? Perhaps you were too prideful?

You'd always done your best to abide Gods laws. But here you were, In Hell.

What had you done wrong.

A scowl crossed your lips, you glowering at your glass of... whatever the fuck it was.

You hadn't even drunken Alcohol before, well, excluding communion wine that is.

You followed every damned rule.

And this is how he rewards you...

All you had was the clothes on your back. And in a cruel fit of irony, they still resembled your priestly attire, you still unsure how you died.

Youd found yourself in Hell, and once you'd processed that you were in fact in Hell and it wasn't all some horrifying dream, you kind of just stumbled about.

Managing to find some cash on some poor demon SOB that got pancakes after a drive buy, you'd figured you may as well get a drink.

Hell was about indulging in sin and all that, wasn't it.

So there you'd sat, at some bar, telling the bartender to give you something strong. And given your almost zero tolerance, that was just about anything. But he didn't need to know that.

You growled, gripping your glass so tight youd fear breaking it. If you gave a shit.

As you sat there, you kept hearing demons chatter.

Some talking about shit, this and that, talking about how screwed up it all is.

But when hearing someone say it wasn't fair for them to end up down here, that set you off.

Downing your drink, you turned, yelling at the bar occupants.

You began preaching, speaking on how it was unfair. How you could be a good person. Do everything right and still end up in this Hellhole for no good reason.

You riled them up. Telling them what they really wanted to hear. And soon enough, you had an angry mob behind you.

It was easy finding a target, some uppity dance club. You merely pointed, and they attacked.

Or well, more like swarmed.

You robbed and stole, your "flock" ding as they pleased. And you watched the chaos, a twisted smile across your face.

The club was yours by right of conquest. And after one of your "flock" challenged you, and as a good Shepard does, you beat his skull into a bloody pulp.

After that things went smoothly.

You turned that club into a church, a temple, where you preached to all that would listen.

You preached on the folly of god. How he expected to much in a world that was so sinful. Using your years of being a priest to twist the beliefs you once help so true.

And sure enough, demons flocked to you.

Sinners of all stripes came to you, desperately seeking answers. Desperate to be told they weren't bad, that they were victims as well.

And the next thing you knew, you were preaching to crowds of hundreds. You had a radio show, you sold CDs. You became a celebrity seemingly over night.

And that's when you'd meet Verosika.

Verosika, being a celebrity herself, would of course hear about you. You weren't the first "UnHoly leader" to spring up.

But you were the most successful, amassing huge amounts of wealth and a rather zealous following.

Youd meet at a party you were holding for your most prominent followers, the Succubus and her Entourage managing to slip in after turning a few tricks for a security guard.

So inside, the Succubus and Incubus' went on the hunt. And luckily for them, you were an avid supporter on giving into temptation, especially the carnal variety, so there was an ebundance of targets.

Verosika would look around for a bit, but unable to find any prime meat, she'd wonder off to the sideline, hoping to be able to spot a proper target.

That being where she ran into you.

Youd be having a drink, looking out on Pride, wondering what came next.

It was as you let your mind wonder that Verosika approached you.

Now at first you ignored her, she was far from the first woman who approached you, but upon seeing she was a Succubus, a fire was lit within you.

You became fascinated with the creature, the two of you going back and forth, playfully flirting, Verosika becoming very interested in you.

Although you weren't flirting as much as making smart comments on her nature.

You went back and forth for a while before you asked if Succubus were truly demon of lust and carnal pleasure. To which she just smiled, leading you away, the two of you finding somewhere quiet.

You had no experience with that particular branch of Sin, so you mostly just made up for it with aggression. The two of you fucking long into the night.

The next morning, you being a total newbie to sexual relations, weren't really sure how to continue, but you weren't ashamed of it either, Telling the Succubus you should do that again, Verosika wholeheartedly agreeing.

Youd begin seeing each other semi consistently, the two of you meeting up at a variety of spots for a rather aggressive romp.

Youd begin seeing each other so regularly, you'd begin inviting her to your sermons, you believing she to be the epitome of carnal sin. Her being a Succubus, represented the temptations God would have you resist and yada yada, really, you just liked having her close.

And with every one of these 'sermons' Verosika attended, her infamy and popularity only grew as well, a by product she whole heartedly approved of.

And while you preached for your followers to indulge there carnal appetites whenever, with whomever, they pleased. You found an intimacy growing between you and the Succubus.

Now, you would of course respect each others Image, not wanting to encroach on the others lifestyle. But the more you spent with the other, the more you genuinely came to care for each other.

Youd never put a title on it, but youd certainly have a surprising loving relationship. The two of you genuinely caring for the other for more then what they could provide sexually or financially.

Hell's media would certainly take interest in your relationship.

Now there wouldn't really be any kind of scandal or controversy. Verosika was a Succubus, a literal Sex demon, it was expected of her to have flings and relations with other celebrities. Although there was mass speculation when she began attending your sermons. Speculating whether she'd join your "church". Which was rather funny for you and the demoness, the two of you intentionally stirring the pot.

But you openly preached indulging in Sin, including Lust, so you hooking up with a Succubus wasn't all to shocking.

Of course there was still the gossip over what manner of relationship you had and there was the occasional 'hit piece' on Verosika dating a Sinner, but over all, you lived rather uncontroversial lives as a Succubus Pop-Star and a Sinner Hell Priest, a title you couldn't actually use or else Hells nobility would have a fucking fit.

Stella

Now, when you began your little "church" you attracted a wide variety of Sinners, and even quite a few Hellbornes. All of which searching for more out of life. Or Afterlife in the Sinners case.

But you were rather surprised to find yourself to be quite popular amongst Hells nobility.

Something about you essentially guiding them to worshipping Lucifers ideals seemed to resonate with The Demons.

And as such, you found yourself invited to a rather fancy gathering, although you were quite suspicious on what there intentions truly were.

But attending none the less.

Upon first meeting them, it became widely apparent that you were a novelty to the demons.

Something to point and laugh at. Something for the bluebloods to go 'aww nice try'.

However, upon meeting them, you actually came to realise yoy recognised many from scripture and other texts. You instantly gaining enormous respect from being able to identify and list off the rank, achievements and history of most of the demons at the party.

Of course, while you were becoming very popular amongst the party goers, one demon stepped forwards, intent on putting you in your place.

And he was making quite the scene, letting everyone know you were merely some low down Sinner, a former servant to God. What a joke.

That was until you realised just who the demon was, listing of a variety of there achievements. And a long, long list of failures.

Not to mention, many demons, including Lucifer once served God, you were just a bit behind the curb.

And while they had achieved a few minor victories, they'd utterly humiliated themselves, being thwarted by the common man.

You really played it up, wondering how a demon that couldn't even best a mortal man hoped to best a demon.

By the end, the demon just stormed off, leaving you the victor, and earning a newfound respect of your surrounding nobles.

It would be after much more talking, that you would come to sit at the bar, getting yourself a drink.

Sat there,minding yourself, youd see a tall snowy avain staring at you.

Stella just sat at the Bar, staring dead at you. She wore no real expression, so you couldn't tell what she was thinking.

She just sat there, staring at you.

After getting your drink, you turned to the Avian, asking what she wanted.

The woman would stare at you some more before asking why you preach such ideals. What do you get out of it.

You chuckled, asking if fame and wealth wasn't enough. That getting a snort from her.

But then youd go on to explain how you'd dedicated your life to acting out Gods will. To helping all you could hear his word.

And then... you woke up down here.

You saw the folly of your beliefs, and as such, began preaching against them. And well, you helped people believe they were asked too much. That what God demanded was far too much for a mortal being to handle.

Stella would stare at you for several more moments before rather abruptly asking if you wanted to have sex.

Youd sit there for a moment, understandably stunned, before asking why the proposition.

Stella would tell you rather simply, Her husband had cheated on her, and she was seeking out a worthy partner in order to get revenge.

And since you had some dignity and openly supported the tenants of getting revenge, she thought you might be a worthy partner. Plus, she'd never know a man to turn down sex.

With a chuckle and after taking a large swig of your drink, you'd agree, the two of you slipping off.

She'd take you to what you could only describe as a "love hotel for the rich and famous", you finding yourself I an extremely fancy looking penthouse.

The demoness began stripping as soon as you reached the bedroom. And while you followed her lead, you were sure to confess that you were inexperience. Having been a man of the cloth, you had held yourself off from such temptation.

Stella seemed a little annoyed at that, but continued none the less.

It wasn't the most romantic affair, especially with your inexperience. But you did your best to make up for it with passion and enthusiasm.

The two of you screwed long into the night.

The next morning you awoke to the woman getting dressed. She cammended you on your abilities despite your obvious lack of skill.

Youd meet up several more times, seeming out of frustration as the woman always just wanted to get down to the nitty gritty.

But as you indulged in this affair, you started getting closer.

Initially it was just Stella venting about her husbands betrayal and all the stress that had caused her, but as you spent longer periods together, She would open up more and more.

The relationship growing until it wasn't just about sex, the two of you slowly but surely developing genuine feelings for the other.

These feelings would manifest properly the night you both laid in Bed. You'd just had a rather passionate love making session, the Avian intent on getting up, only for you to grab her hand, telling her to stay.

She'd pause staring at you. You just asking once more.

Stay.

And she would, the two of you locking into a deep kiss.

You began an actual affair, the two of you beginning a genuine illicit relationship. And funnily enough, having your affair be a secret, seemed to only intensify the romance.

The two of you often sneaking away at formal gathering or meetings to have a quick shag. The idea of being caught arousing the both of you to no end.

But, as all secrets have a habit of doing, it got out eventually.

It was a rather entertaining affair.

Watching Stolas try to get back at you, only for your new friends to essentially cut him off at the knees.

You watched as he was essentially publicly ridiculed, the man losing what little credibility he still had.

It was funny.

Stella would leave Stolas, coming to stay with you completely, the woman bringing with her the prestige and estate of an Goetia Demoness.

Your relationship would only go up several notches after that, the two of you unabashed in your romance.

Meeting Octavia would be interesting, as you were essentially a stranger to the girl. But you were also quite charismatic and genuinely wished to have a relationship with the girl.

And seeing as you weren't a jerk ass like Blitzø, you'd find a rather civil relationship forming between you and the girl.

Plus you having a better relationship then Stolas' partner was a major boost to Stella's ego. And she was sure to reward you for it.

Hells media would have a bit of a shitstorm.

Granted, your average Joe wouldn't really give a shit about some random noble families internal strife.

But your own prestige would expand thirty fold, especially amongst the nobility, and with Stella at your side you'd be unstoppable, the woman bringing a new vigour to your enterprise.

[novenaria]

Firstly, thank you so much for answering my ask!!! you clearly put lots of thought into your answer and I really appreciate it. 

Anyway, so, I've been thinking about a hypothetical Tenth house for a while now. I was so shocked when I got into reading fics and found absolutely 0 oc House fics because I was sure there would be tonnes, but possibly my brain is the only one that works like this. Most of my tenth house thoughts are a sort of nebulous background to an Heir to the Tenth Goes to Canaan House fic, because weird self inserts bring me joy.

General vibes: 

not much (if any) of the installation is on a planet -- it's all space stations or like, Saturn's million moons 

definitely an offshoot of another house -- I think you're on to something with the Fifth/Fourth/Second -- I think I'd probably go with the Fourth, since it's the most interesting to me, and thered probably be political stuff re: the Fifth trying to annex the Fourth.

they do have big cohort ties -- the Tenth provides a big chunk of pilots and maybe communications people? 

Maybe the Fifth tried exerting their power on the Tenth first, and that's why theres so much Cohort going on -- they allied with the Second to stop it from happening. theyve always had ties to the Cohort but as it gets closer to the myriad they get more and more as a defence from the bigger houses trying to eat them 

This means that the third is the only rich/powerful house that doesnt have a smaller house to bully. I'm sure they are very normal about it. 

recruitment age definitely a few years higher than the Fourth, youd probably see recruits from the Tenth taking the kids from the Fourth under their wing 

I imagine they dress like WW2 pilots, with jodhopppers and white scarves, bc Aesthetic

Founder(s)

definitely agree with the generations thing -- it makes no sense otherwise. they come in between Cyrus and Cytherea

I have a good idea of their personalities but i havent actually figured out their names yet, TLT names are so cool I cant actually find ones that Fit 

personality wise, the cav is the chillest person you have ever met. Shes like the human embodiment of the “well, this might as well happen” meme. 

whereas her necro is the embodiment of “!!!!!!!!!!”. He is at 1000% percent at all times, knows no chill. 

their dynamic is like, cav is sitting in the living room quietly reading, while necros in the basement vibrating with excitement, halfway to creating vampires with blood magic 

when they get to Canaan house they work with Cyrus and Valancy, since I assume hes big into flesh magic, working on the “grounding in the body” part of the lyctor theorem

idk why they decided to create their own house, maybe they saw everyone else had one and were like, whelp, might as well, everyone else is doing it, which is fair. They start setting up around the same time as Anastasia starts up the ninth, they dont get to do as much shaping of their house as the others because there isnt that much time between that and ascension/leaving the system 

Necromantic specialties: 

I think the founders specialities dont necessarily need to have much to do with there the house has ended up, bc like Anastasia was probably doing stuff with souls and she ended up with the skeletons house, plus they wouldnt get much time actually in the house to shape it (like I imagine Cristabel did with the Eighth) because of ascension/leaving the system

first idea, thanergetic transferral (? wording). Basically, using thanergy to enhance objects. Think like, cool flaming swords. I also had the idea of somehow creating a theorom/ward/whatever that when touched would drain the victim of their thalergy, turning them into a dessicated husk. In my head this looks like when I vampire steps into the sunlight and burst into flames, but that probably doesnt actually happen. The thalergy would then be used to bulk the necro/their cav or shoved into another object for use later. (thought I am now realizing that this might be too close to the Second houses thing?)

second idea, using necromancy to borrow the perceptions ala the winnowing trial, but instead of people it would be animals. Animals are dead and reanimated by the necromancer -- this is where the Cohort ties come in, they probably get them from shepard worlds since I dont think the system has many animals of it's own (though possibly that's just a Ninth house thing?) Animals could then be used for reconnaissance / intimidation, or in the case of larger predators, chomp chomp (woe, t-rex upon ye) 

third idea, I dont really have any other cool gimmicky idea, but possibly they could just be like, blood magic central. They have the best, most intricate blood wards, their adepts are good with stele travel etc etc

hi! I've been doing some worldbuilding for a hypothetical Tenth House for oc og Lyctor reasons, and I was wondering if you had any thoughts on the subject? how would you go about it? Sorry if this is a weird ask :)

This is a super interesting idea to consider! I'm throwing it in the main fandom tags and if anyone has anything to contribute please jump in.

I'd never considered this until today, but some thoughts off the top of my head:

History: Since the Houses are named in the order they were founded, I think the OG founder(s) should be a second generation Lyctor & cavalier pair, born in the Houses. The reason why I suggest the OC should be part of the founder group for this Tenth House, rather than just a necromancer from there (like how the Seventh House existed when Cytherea was born; she didn't found it) is because we know that Anastasia DID found the Ninth, and the Tenth would've presumably come after.

Location: the Tenth House installation shouldn't be as far out as the Ninth, for two reasons. One, because the Ninth's whole thing is that they're from the ass backwards middle of nowhere, and them having a close neighbour would cause too many ripple effects that I'm not sure you want. Second, for logistical reasons - I think it's easier to get a House up and running in the limited time between Anastasia establishing the Ninth (or beginning to) and the Lyctors ascending and leaving the system, if they're closer to the rest of the population and have more immediate access to resources.

My suggestion would be to put the Tenth House near Juppiter (Fifth) Saturn (Fourth) or on Ceres (asteroid belt, between Juppiter and Mars/Second House.)

In the first case, the Tenth could be a off-shot of the wealthy and influential Fifth House, or alternatively a Fourth House splinter group. Both of those are gas planets, so presumably the Fourth and Fifth are also based on satellites, but there are so many satellites to go around there that you're spoiled for choice.

In the second case: Ceres is a dwarf planet with a rocky surface, which makes theoretically possible to build an installation on it. It's in the middle of the asteroid belt (so there'd be some difficulties navigating back and forth with whatever resources you need to build a liveable installation) but relatively close to the Fifth / the Second / even to Earth, which is a plus in terms of actually packing up said resources. wikipedia tells me that it's pretty stable in terms of tectonics.

What does the House DO? That would depend on what you need your OC Lyctor to do, in terms of necromantic specialty and any other stuff. If it's an off-shot of the Fifth, maybe something soul / blood / spirit related; if they schismed from the Fourth, a different interpretation of thanergetic fission? If it's in the astreroid field, maybe the House is involved in training up pilots for the Cohort, or stele travel. But I think I would reverse-engineer this part depending on what you need for your OC

[choclateteez]

💤Waking Up 4*town💤

🧡Robaire🧡

Hes a morning person, so waking up early isnt the problem-it all depends on the hours he gets

If someone wakes him up with 8 hours in, hes chilling

"Hm? Oh, good morning! Yeah i was just about to get out of bed anyways"

But due to the busy schedule of the boy band, there will always be those 3 hours of sleep nights

He will not be in a good mood. Hed try not to direct it at the person who woke him up though

*mumbling* What do you want..mm? Its morning already? Ffs…get out, i'll be there in a sec..

Mindless staring at the wall before he actually gets ready

Needs his cup of coffee or else its over for anyone who decides to mess with him for the first few hours of the day

💙Aaron T💙

It doesn't matter if he got enough sleep or not, this man wants to wake up on his OWN accord

He gives a very dirty/rude looking face to the person who woke him up, out of habit

He will complain and wrestle (albeit tiredly) the waker, throw a weak insult here or there

"...this is why you got a 5 head. Leave me alone."

The negotiator

"If you allow me…like 20 more minutes, then I wont be late to practice for a month, yeah?"

He's the type to set up 6 alarms before the actual wake up time and STILL oversleep

"10 more-" "T, I've given you 30 extra minutes." "Then you can spare 10 more." "Z and Tae Young are eyeing your breakfast." "...fine."

Efficient tactics: coax with breakfast, or negotiation

🧡Tae Young🧡

Determination. If he wants sleep, he will fight for it

This man keeps an IRON. GRIP. On his blankets.

talks real slow and mixes up words, and it will take him a few seconds to process what someone is saying to him

Will try to use cuteness as a weapon to get more sleep (peeking over the covers, whining, cute faces)

"Arent i the youngest? I need my sleep🥺"

It works only depending on who wakes him up

Jesse takes none of it, though he still finds it adorable

When it doesn't work, he drops the act and gets frustrated

Hed just pull the covers and ignore you until you leave

"Tae please, we have to be early today" "..." "i know you can hear me." *snores* "aint no way this mf went back to sleep😐"

When it DOES work though, he does this little snuggle thing that makes it so worth it for the waker, its just so cute

He will be in a better mood if he does get those extra few minutes though

And for the love of God, please do not give him coffee. Not that he likes it- but just don't give it to him anyways.

💙Aaron Z💙

Youd better have taken boxing classes if you wake Z up

He wakes up like hes in the middle of a fight

Fists are flying, hes sitting up, legs scrambling

One minute you waking him up, the next minute YOU the one thats asleep😧

On the more chill days, he wakes up like he just came up from underwater

*GASSPP* 

Once he realizes hes been woken up, he'll slump over after the adrenaline crashes, and he lies back down to collect himself

Not many words need to be spoken, he gets the memo

Not that much of a morning person, but he will rarely complain

🧡Jesse🧡

If theres one thing Jesse takes seriously, its his sleep

He sleeps like a dead man, once hes gone, he is GONE

It would take the end of the world to actually get this man to become responsive

Pull his blankets, yell, scream, cry, he'll sleep through it all

Efficient tactics: lay on him. If you get him in an uncomfortable enough position for a long enough time, he'll HAVE to wake up. 

The group usually team works this one

T likes to stand on his bed and walk on it (the constant rising and dipping of the mattress annoys Jesse), Tae would roll all over him and stay there smushing and calling out to him until he responds.  Robaire's preferred method would be to blast some music, but only as a last resort. And Z, well he's just playing nice so Jesse can make him his favorite banana pancakes for breakfast🏃🏾

He often tries to sleep early so, this doesnt happen often

This mans voice is already kind of deep, but his sleepy voice????? WHEW!!!

Fangirls are lucky they dont hear his sleepy voice, or else their ovaries might explode🙄

[oh-for-fic-sake]

Superman's Dishcloth

A small cute headcannon thats been sitting on my tablet?

Summary: some people use pick up lines to get a womans number, henry uses a crochet lesson.

Warnings: Fluff?

Your fingers twisted the yarn around the hook automatically looping and pulling untill you made another double crochet stitch that the pattern required.

To be honest you wasnt paying that much attention as you worked your project, which was stupid really because you were making a new pattern, a bobble popcorn style head band.

You couldnt concentrate for two reasons

One. You were on a goddamned plane soaring across the Atlantic ocean. And if things went tits up you cant swim.

And two? You were seated next to none oher then mr henry cavill himself.

Not that you made a thing about it or even dared to look at him.

He he was watching you, eyes frowning as your fingers twisted the yarn into an intricate looking yet fairly simple pattern.

Youhad to stifle a laugh as his fingers twitched tryig to follow the moves and figure out what you were doing.

You growled missing count again. One, two, three three, skip three. A crochet, half double crochet, two double crochet in one stitch then skip three stitches and repeat untill the end.

Normally youd have no problems but your audience was putting you off.

You dropped the project in your lap as you miscounted again and realised you had to undo the last twelve stitches otherwise you'd be a set out on the end.

You closed your eyes grunting before slipping the hook out and began to tug the working yarn slowly before pinching it and slipping the hook into the loop catching it before it all unraveled.

"Why'd you undo it?" You jumped a little as the huge man beside you spoke up after watching you quietly since take off.

"Huh?... oh i misscounted i skipped four instead of three so it'd be out of line on the end and curl round..."

"How'd you know?" He frowned now leaning over even more curious then before.

You chewed your lip trying not to freak out as he peered over your little project.

"Err well i just counted the stiches i had left on the row, see i was up to here and there was five left not six, so i pulled it taught to spot the odd one out" you explained pulling more yarn through so you could point out the stitches to him with the hook.

"It looks complicated, you twist it so many times?" He said as your fingers began moving once more creating the repetitive pattern.

"Yeah... its not too difficult, Im doing a few different stitches is all, once you know a single crochet stitch and a chain stitch your good to go" You muttered with a smile.

"I doubt its that simple" he replied trying to keep up with watching your fingers guiding the hook jthought the piece making the fabric grow.

"It really is, here you see the little v on top?" You said slowing deciding to show him just how simple it was.

"Yeah?" He hummed quietly watching keenly.

"Thats the row before, so you slip your hook under both strands like this and loop your yarn over then pull through under that v so you have one loop on your hook" you said moving slowly and loosened the stitch with a light wiggle so he could see properly.

"Then loop the yarn over again so you have two loops, and pull the second one through the first... and thats a single crochet stitch" You explained showing him slowly.

"So you make lots of tiny loops and pull them through one another and it some how becomes fabric?" He asked fascinated by it, watching as you began to work on the next stitch.

"Yeah pretty much"

"But that one you pulled the wool over before you did anything at all?" You paused impressed he had noticed the slight difference... he had been watchkn that closely?

"So that was a half double, when you do a half double or double you yarn over first, then you just keep yarning over and pulling through until your left with one loop on the hook" you tried explaining as simply as you could.

"... it still sounds hard" he uttered still focusing on your hands that had been creating stitches.

"Honestly its not, i taught myself in about an hour and a half? Here try it? I've got extra yarn in my carry on if you want to give it a go?" You offered and instantly flushed you did not just offer to teach superman how to crochet like a fucking granny!

Before you could take it back and apologise he beamed.

"Really? That would be fun, i've never tried anything like this before" he said eagerly.

"Err yeah sure lemme just get you started, i'll give you a 5 hook... here" you said surprized digging about pulling the small ergonomic crochet hook out and some mustard yellow yarn.

"So you start with a slipknot... and then a few chain stitches" you began guiding him through it slowly teaching him the steps.

"So do you always crochet on long flights?" He asked pokeing his tongue out as he tried concentrating on the stitches he was doing.

"Yeah, im not good with confined spaces... especially confide spaces that are a good few miles in the air over the open ocean" you chuckled nervously chaining a stitch then turning begining your next row.

"Honestly im not either, usually i have kal- my dog but... not this time... this is good though, its helping take my mind off it thank you" he said sincerly.

"Dont mention it"

"Oh... i think ive done it wrong?" He said andnheld it out to you, you prodded it and to be honest you were impressed, it was neat, not a dropped stitch in sight... just a few loose stitches here and there, but he was finding a good tension.

"No, thats not wrong... just your tension thats all it comes with practice" you said handing it back to him.

"Tension?" He said making you pause. Oh yeah, he wouldnt knpw what that is yet.

"Yeah, how tight you hold the yarn and hook determies how tight your stitches are... mines pretty bad, i have to always use a size bigger hook" you expalined simply

"Really?"

"Yep, i do it too tight- even snapped a metal hook in my hand before" you chuckled remebering the way the hook had just... snapped mid project.

"Wow that sounds painfull?" He huffed eeingnyour hand curiously as if expecting you to snap a hook then and there.

"Yeah, i will admit i was frustrated with the project so it probably didnt help" you chuckled sheepishly.

"Frustrated? Was it complicated like that one?" He asked nodding to your growing head band.

"No, i kept loosing count on a pattern of 78 stitches" you said trying to wave it off but in actual fact that project had been murder.

"So what are you making?" He finally asked eyeingnyour work that had grown wider.

"A little headband, and hopefully i will widen it at the ears to keep em warm" you giggled wrapping it around pinchingnthe ends together proudly presenting it to him.

He grinned and looked down at his little square fiddling with it.

"And im making a... mess?" He laughed holding up the uneven square cheeks tinted pink when you giggled again.

"... Dishcloth?" You offered prodding it gently.

"Perfect, im making a dishcloth!" He bellowed nodding proud of his new diy dish cloth.

"I'm henry by the way. But from the way you were shaking in your seat im guessing you knew?" He finally introduced himself holding out a hand.

You smiled shyly and took it shakingnhands trying not to fawn over how huge hot and soft the palm was.

"Yeah... sorry i was nervous and you probably dont want to be bugged. Im y/n" you tried explaining nervously but he chuckled.

"I wouldnt mind being bugged by such a cutie~" he uttered quietly smirking at you tipping his head down a little too make sure you heard him despite his voice being quiet.

"Oh stop it" you flushed quickly looking down at your headband noticing your stitches werent as even as they could have been, but it couldnt be helped you had handsome distraction.

A very distracting handsome distraction.

"Its true. Besides i think it was me bugging you... and i have managed to plunder through your wool" he grinned sheepishly holding up his little dishcloth.

"Its fine, it not expensive, this is left over yarn from other projects" you waved him off. It was true ou had lots of odd ends and half skeins of woll from other projects.

"Well still i appreciate it, i hate flying" he said sincerly.

"Well now you have something to practice. Youll leave the plane with a new skill to stick on your cv" you added with a grin nudging him playfully.

"Indeed... And perhaps i can leave the p,ane with err...maybe your number to? You know to replace the wool and erm swap err instructions?" He said nervously jumbling his words.

You paused and looked at him shocked blinking. Did he just?

You blinked again watching as his face grew red and he chuckled nerously plucking at the woll on his dishcloth.

"Well i suppose every student needs to be able to contact theor teacher~ and these instructions are called patterns" you smiled to him nodding slowly.

"Right right i knew that of course they're patterns" he chuckled grinning ear to ear relived you hadnt turned him down.

"Well we have a good few hours, perhaps a few more lessons for my little student?" You teased picking up the pattern to show him some of the abbreviations. Mostly to try and concentrate on somthing other then the fact superman had just asked for your number... and was taking crochet lessons.

"Of course" he said excited eyes glittering with glee whilst looking at the small page.

[weirdcor3]

how to make weirdcore on photoshop!! :D

i got a great ask from @demonic-screeching about how i do my shit, so i thought id make a more detailed post here! ive been making wierdcore on this blog since january 2021, so ive learnt a lot! more under the cut.

1. find a base image!! i use imgur and pinterest. imgur is especially great because its full of old ass images of the most random shit. you dont even need an account, just hop in and search for mundane stuff like 'hallway', 'field', 'house', etc! explore! screenshot/save any images you think would be cool in an edit- make your own personal archive!! they could even be stills from videos, memes, etc!

2. cropping! this is important. cropping determines the amount of context an image has, as well as focusing on a main point. weirdcore is about removing context, which makes images seem familiar yet unfamiliar at the same time. it also adds to the amateur quality of the aesthetic- "why has this person taken this weirdly specific photo?" 99% of the time they didnt! i just cropped the shit out of it!

lets use an example of one of my old edits :) cool concept, cool base image. but it seems like its missing something.... what if we........

cropped it all out????

it is now....... free of context! where are we? where are we going???? who fuckin knows man...... we just gotta gtfo real quick by the sounds of it. the cropping has also compressed the image, which makes it feel even more weird and nostalgic! which brings me to my next point:

3. compression. make sure ur edits are lookin cRUNCHY! weirdcore is about amateurism and nostalgia, so use any means to make ur photos look like theyre from 2003! my personal method is zooming out of the image on photoshop so it gets smaller, then screensotting just the image, then opening the screenshot up in another document and zooming in again to reveal the compression.

4. fonts and captions! these are not necessary, but add to an edit a great deal! common fonts in weirdcore are Helvetica, Arial, and Times New Roman because theyre Normal And Boring, which really adds to the amateur aspect of weirdcore. i like to experiment with gothic and 3D fonts which can give a more webcore-y feel. this site is great for making free 3D text that you can download and add to your edits in photoshop!

as for captions, experiment! use random phrases that are stuck in your head, the more abstract the better! weirdcore is a surprisingly good way to express weird and abstract feelings. keep things vague and intriguing. ask questions!

5. editing. again, experiment! i normally fiddle with the saturation, brightness, and contrast. don't max out every setting- try and think about how you want the image to look! light or dark? bright or dull? you dont always have to tweak things if you think theyre fine as they are. other good tools include liquify, bevel/emboss, smart sharpen, gaussian blur, and warp! liquify is my favourite because you can squish and stretch the image! you can also try warping your captions too! the blemish tool is also rlly good! it can give u some weird trippy blurred out effects.

clone stamping can also help you to morph and duplicate parts of the image too! its very cool

6. go insane!!!!!!!! throw all basic design principles out the window. ignore the rule of thirds. stretch things. make them crunchy ass jpgs. use horrible colours. think about what youd do if you were a child with access to photoshop in 1997, or a middle aged conspiracy theorist making images for their cryptid blog. or like idk some weirdo on myspace.

7. orbs. use the brush tool to make orbs! theyre really good for blocking parts of an image, adding an ominous presence, making shadows, or adding bright lights! shape them, stretch them, make them funny colours. you could also use rectangles, circles, stars, etc... any shapes are cool!

8. inspiration! follow weirdcore blogs on tumblr! ask questions! learn! other resources include the weirdcore wiki and the weirdcord discord server! its where i learned a lot of what i know now, its very active, and has tons more resources there!!

overall, just experiment. you never know until you try, and its fun to develop your personal weirdcore style! its a very broad aesthetic that everyone can contribute to, and a cool outlet!

and lastly, dont worry about followers and likes! online, weirdcore is very random. some of my edits i spent 4378294 years on get like 5 notes, while i can shit something out in 5 minutes that ends up becoming my top post. popularity is pretty irrelevant here. just have fun and do things your own way!

[snuggetfish]

Majidad and spouse headcanons?? 🥺🥺 (nsfw too if youd like e h e)

Hell yeah 👀 I tried to keep them mostly gender-neutral, but some headcanons will fit more to a female partner. Everything under the smiling Maji cut!

Let’s start with the cozy, wholesome ones! 😊

You know how cute Majima’s genuine smile is? The one he doesn’t show quite as often once the Mad Dog takes hold?

Well, I think a sure-fire way to bring it out would be watching his partner and child doing just about anything together: 

...Cuddling on the couch when it’s well past the little one’s bedtime and they’re already sound asleep, but neither he nor his spouse have the heart to move them to bed. 

...Baking a cake, with the kid just barely tall enough to peek over the counter and stick a tiny finger into the chocolate ganache.

...Getting ready for school, tying shoelaces and buttoning up their coat so the cold doesn’t creep in. 

Honestly Majima can’t believe how lucky he is to have been blessed with such a family. He could stare at them for ages and never get tired... which is exactly what a picture is for. One he could keep in his wallet, in his desk drawer at the office and on his phone. Cliche for a parent? Yeah, but who’s gonna stop him? He anyway doesn’t talk about his family while at work. Who knows what ears might be listening...

He wouldn’t stop at one picture though. Since the games have thoroughly established how sentimental he is, I think he’d take lots, to capture everything from important occasions such as birthdays to more casual moments like going to the park or the zoo. And, as much as he’d like to be there all the time to experience each milestone, he knows that’s not gonna be the case... so instead his partner would promise to photograph and record everything he might miss: first words, first steps, first drawing, first day of school... 

Ohhh about those first words, I think Majima might get a bit competitive. Is it gonna be “mama” or “papa”? He loves his spouse of course and he’d be happy either way, but... in his heart of hearts, he kinda wants it to be papa. Maybe he’ll cheat a little and try to double his odds: how about Goro? Well it would sound more like Gowo for sure, but he’ll take it!

When it was still just the two of them as a couple, I think Majima was very much the little spoon in bed. It made him feel warm and loved, all while the Hannya kept watch over his partner. But if we’re talking pregnancy, then he’s switching to the big spoon, for comfort reasons, but also because there’s really nothing better than holding both your beloved and the tiny life inside them all at once. Only once the kid grows a bit older does he revert to his usual position, though it turns out he’s most often the middle spoon now: partner on his back and little munchkin nestled in his arms. Truly the coziest spot in the world, sandwiched between his two favourite people.

As we’re on the topic of bedtime, I think both he and his partner would complement each other well as storytellers. They do the narration and Majima does the voices and sound effects. With his sing-song tone and his silly faces, he’s got the kid completely fascinated, even if it’s largely all improv. After all, he doesn’t need to look at the book, he can make up a better plot on the spot. And when he can’t... well there’s always the narrator to set things straight again. The only problem is, he’s so good that the kid refuses to go to sleep before hearing the end of the story!

Now what if Majima’s child inherited his uncontrollable energy? Well I think the two of them combined would be quite the handful for his partner. They’d zoom around the house doing pretend chases, incorporating all the costumes Majima can dig out of his closet (bonus points if he gets matching ones done for his toddler - imagine the disco outfit!) and eventually they’d have to be shooed out to expend all that energy on a more outdoorsy adventure. When Nishida delivers them home later in the evening, Maijma’s carrying one very tired kid and an equally exhausted look in his eye... but it’s made instantly better with a kiss and a soothing bath.

I’ve touched on the topic of bath time briefly before, but I really think it would be a valuable bonding moment for Majima’s family. It’s not unusual for parents and children to bathe together in Japan and this would give Majima an opportunity to flaunt another hidden talent: haircare. Imagine if his daughter was keen on growing out her hair and her go-to person for that was always daddy. He somehow knows all the tricks that make her hair looks shiny and gorgeous: combing through slowly, detangling from the bottom upwards, using only the gentlest shampoos and conditioners... His partner is of course familiar with his past and knows he’s far better at handling long hair than one might infer just by looking at him... though maybe they can’t help but feel a tiny little bit jealous of how much of a daddy’s girl their daughter’s shaping up to be.

All right I’ve gone through the SFW ones, but a couple does need their intimacy, even with a kid around, so... 👀

Given how hectic and overwhelming first few months of parenthood are, nobody’s surprised that here’s not much time for sex. Nights are sleepless... but so is Majima. He’s not going to grumble if his partner isn’t in the mood after spending half an hour trying to put the baby to bed, though if they’re willing and just a bit too tired, he’ll focus solely on their pleasure. Slow movements accompanied by kisses everywhere. They deserve to lie back and be spoiled and feel his full appreciation for all the joy they’ve brought to his life.

Once the child gets older, the energy and libido return, but now they’re also more at risk of being caught. Majima may be a clingy dad by nature, but eventually even he realizes some time away from his little one would do them good. Kiryu and Saejima can help there. On that first quiet morning with the kid staying at their uncle’s place... the Majimas aren’t leaving the bedroom until well into the afternoon. He’s really, really missed making love his spouse and that’s gonna show in his long and deep strokes, how he keeps his body pressed close to theirs until they’re both lying in the dewy sheets, spent and sated.

Speaking of sated... Imagine that one day the kid blurts seemingly out of nowhere: “I want a baby brother/sister.” Majima would glance over at his partner, curious for their reaction... maybe with a hint of the same pleading look. He knows it’s their body, their call... but if they agree, he’s overjoyed. A sibling means the child would have another outlet for their energy and someone they can hopefully lean on later in life... although, that’s long-term. Short-term, it means that whenever Majima and his partner find a moment to themselves, there’s no more holding back. He fucks like a man on a mission and fills them up over and over...

Think I’ll stop here for now! Thank you so much for the ask! 💙💙💙

[hitoshisbabygirl]

Authors Notes ♡: WHEW I LOVED THIS I had a time trying to come up with an idea and then it hit me : a princess being saved by fantasy au! Dabi. I’m still nervous with my smuts but heh I enjoyed this a whole bunch to write . Dabi is my favorite villain and I just love him so much, I tried to make him a soft inside and hard outside man in this , I Had fun for our free for all collab and I hope I help give it just a fun twist to fantasy and Halloween spirit ~ I hope you enjoy reading this and much as I did writing it ~ bunny ❥

Warnings :UH NSFW! Demon dabi has two dick (and their thick) , pet names, unprotected sex , a tad bit of a size kink? , a bit fluffy at the end but I think that’s it!

Word count : about 2k give or take!

Paring(s) :Dabi x F! Reader

Even with this being NSFW I had to make it a soft fluffy ending I’m sorry ♡

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Enchanted flames

Dabi

“If you have found this letter the Princess of Yuei needs your help. Meet me in the Enchanted Woods tomorrow night. Ill escape with you if you can save me from the proposed wedding - Princess [ ]”

With a sigh [. ] dropped the letter out of her window hoping someone, anyone , could save her from the doom that awaited her from an arranged marriage that had been planned from her kingdom to be to the neighboring ones prince, a smaller and very...purple hot headed boy by the name of Mineta who was unsavory for a lack of words. Sighing as she watched the paper fall she secretly wished her type of prince would come save her from this hell she expected.

As the night approached she slipped past her guards, telling them she was going out for air in her garden. The two towering men who looked down at her agreed, moving at the way to let the young woman past them and out into the halls, her dress dragging behind her as she headed out the giant doors to her garden. Taking in a breath she climbed over the perfectly managed hedges andddd off into the forest adjacent to the castle, roaming through the woods to her chosen spot to hopefully meet someone who could save her.

“Hello there little sheep, you called for help, correct?” A low, raspy voice called out as [ ] turned around , looking into the dark abyss in front of her. “ Hello? Helloooo? Who's there?” the girl called out as she heard something heavy land behind her. Turning to her right she saw bright blue eyes look back at her from the shadows. Before she could react a rather warm hand covered her mouth as the person or thing dragged her throughout the woods , the two of them slipping into the night. As soon as [ ] woke up her eyes adjusted to a dark but brightly lit and beautiful chasm, cyan and turquoise crystals of all types surrounded the room as she felt intense heat from everywhere around her. Standing up on shaky legs she felt eyes on her from behind. Letting out a deep breath she turned only to run into a barely covered chest.

Looking up from the revealed purple and pale skin , she saw those same blue eyes , lit with curiosity. “Ah you're awake..welcome little sheep to my...well..living quarters” The mystery man spoke as [ ] blinked at him, a grin spreading over his face as he continued to speak “Well i guess the princess doesnt know she isn't in her little castle anymore. Haven't those guards of yours realized they can't leave royalty alone or guys like me come along and take them out of their cute little homes” He said as [ ] gave him a suspicious look , her own thoughts taking over her face as a sense of calm rested over her features “Ohhh so you're the one who found my note..” She said as he gave her an unreadable look , soon walking away to leave the girl in her own world. “I guess he did” she thought to herself as she heard the male come back, a pile of things in his hands. “Here; a change of clothes and something to eat. I tried to be gentle taking you out of those dreaded castle grounds and through the woods but your dress isnt the smallest thing in the world” he said as [ ] let out a giggle , picking up the dark shirt and skirt he had given her along with the meal : some type of rice and meat with soup. Before she could ask the man answered “No i didnt steal it, i told you this is my home , its only natural id have something in this god forsaken place to eat.” He said as he pointed down the cave. “Theres a waterfall ahead if youd like to freshen up there.” And with that [ ] walked down the empty carved walls, finding the waterfall he was talking about.

Once she was finished getting cleaned and dressed she headed back the way she went, seeing the male now cloaked in a dark cape , fiddling with a pile of wood before setting it ablaze with a bright blue flame. “Ah i see you're finished , ILl be heading out , i'm gonna find us some more wood so you don't get cold. Theres a pot over there where you can reheat your food and get more if you like.” As he finished he proceeded to get up and head down another pathway, presumingly to the opening of the chasm “Wait!” [ ] called out as he stopped, turning to the girl with a questioning look back at her. “Yes princess?” he responded to her as she felt a unnatural wave of heat spreading to her face from simply calling her by her actual title. “What can I call you? And how long will you be gone?” She questioned. “Aw are you worried about me?” He cooed as she puffed out her cheeks “I was just curious” She lashed back as the male in front of her laughed , giving her a crooked smile. “ The names Dabi, and i won't be gone too long, an hour or so” Dabi said, giving her a smile as he started to leave again.

“Oh yeah , and there's a spare jacket in the back if you get too cold or that fire goes out.” and with that he left [ ] by herself as she finished up the dinner he had made which was exceptionally good, even better than what she tended to have at the castle. While she waited around for dabi to come back , [ ] looked at her royal dress, the red and pinks making her want to revolt as she pushed the fluffy tooled pile up into a blanket of sorts, covering her legs as she sat there thinking about her predicament “I really ran away...but what else can you do when youre gonna be married off to someone years older than you for land and alliance” she thought with a sigh as footsteps came from behind her , Dabi pulling his hood from his head as he smiled to himself at the girl in front of him “Im back princess” He declared as she turned to him, giving him a small smile as she stood up, dusting off her dress , coming up to Dabi “So...whatcha find?” She started as he pulled the bag from behind him , dumping out different goodies for the two of them. An array of food, wood and fresh buckets for water collections. “Here, this is for you too” Dabi said as he passed her a well woven balck dress, better than the two piece he had first given her. Taking in a deep breath he spoke up “I didn't want you to struggle with rags , so i got you something a little more comfortable and well...suitable for a run away princess” and with that she looked up to him and giggled which was heaven to his ears. ‘Why thank you Dabi..i'm flattered” [ ] said as she took the black dress , running to a hidden corner to change as Dabi smirked “Oh boy..what have i signed myself up for”

Weeks later and multiple posters for the lost princess later, [ ] had a rhythm living with Dabi. They cooked together and he left out to get things from shops ans out in the woods. Word spread that the princess had been stolen and the ugly grape himself had put a reward out for her safe return. Unknown to everyone she was quite content with the dark demon mage Dabi and his home in the woods. He explained the chasm as his work space, a place he could hone in on working with his flames and different elixirs that people needed. He was a half breed of human and demon, his father ridding of him to hide his affair with an otherworldly being, to keep the peace of his people and the overworld people as well. He really wasn’t a bad man, just someone who stayed in the shadows and kept to himself. And [. ] ‘s heart went out to him, as his did out to hers as she explained her own situation. ”Well damn sweetheart at least i saved you hm?” Dabi said as the two of them laughed together about their lives and what they'd like to change.

As the night drew on and they had their fair share of drinks and food that night “Thank you Dabi..for everything” [ ] said randomly as they relaxed by the fire he had started , [ ] wrapped into the oversized fur Dabi made her as the male laid against a log watching the tired girl mumble to him. She gave him a sleepy smile once he put his warmed hand on her face. “You're cute yknow...i'm not gonna let anyone get to you okay?” He said as she shook her head, moving herself closer to him , laying her head on his lap as he rubbed her head until she fell asleep, him soon realizing he was in love with the rogue princess in his lap.

As the next month rolled around , the princess and her demon mage had started a loving relationship, the two of them growing fonder and fonder of eachother. [ ] noticed that Dabi had tried avoiding being around her when she was fresh from the shower or even roaming too close behind her, he even took more time to come home with more ingredients or even sleep opposite to her. She didn't understand the switch from wanting to hold and hug her to avoiding her all day. One day she was able to catch and trap him with her. “Yes princess…?” Dabi ased as [ ] crossed her arms around her chest , the simple movement making him turn from her. “Did I..do something…?” She asked, her eyes bouncing between his as the turquoise she learned to love ignited with heat.

”Oh no doll...you haven't done a thing but make me want you even more..”

And with that comment her eyes widened. “What..?” She questioned. And with that Dabi picked the smaller girl up, pinning her to a crystal wall as she gasped, wrapping her arms around his neck.”Dabi…….?” [ ] called out as he started to kiss her neck ,running his rougher hands up the soft flesh of her thighs. “I think i'm in love with you doll..youve been invading my head or a while and all i can think about is making your cute little body want me the burning way i want you...I wanna make you cry out for me all night long...make you mines forever.....is that okay?” He whispered in her ear. With a shudder she agreed , letting him kiss the swells of her brest as he gave her a lopsided smile, picking her up and taking her to a pile of pelts and wool they made into a bedroom to rest in. Placing her down lightly he towered her , taking off his vest to reveal his toned and scarred body “Youre quite a beauty yknow...im glad you trust me…” He said with a smile as [ ] herself smashed her lips against his, cutting off his mushy talk. With a groan he pushed her dress up , letting her breast bounce out from the top. Pulling away from the kiss she helped him take off the dress over her head. With a shy smile [ ] covered ehrslf and laid back, spreading her legs lightly to expose her glistening lips to him

“Well damn, i havent even toughed you yet and youre this wet..what a little slut you are”

He growled out as he leaned back over to give her a kiss , pulling her lower lip as he licke dhis was down between her legs, giving her clit a hard suck as she whinned , closing her legs over his head as he slurped away at her pussy, making sure to watch her through hooded eyes, a tail whipping from behind him as a pair of horns appeared from atop his head, one mangled and cracked the other long and curled “Surprise” Dabi called out as his voice dropped octaves, it coming out as a low rumble as [ ] felt her walls clench at the sound , a chuckle coming from him. Going back to slurping and sucking on her labia and clit , Dabi watch with glee as the gilr under him started to shake, her hips rolling back to his mouth as he bit lightly down on her lips and pulled away from her , laughing at her pleas and whimpers “Turn sound baby and let me show you how much i love you” Dabi said , watching as [ ] rolled over arching her hips back as he smacked her ass, loving the moan she let out. Pulling down his pants he pulled his throbbing member out, rubbing it hard against her clit as she felt her heart jumped at the feeling of how thick he was. All of a sudden she felt hands pull her cheeks apart as a finger rub around the tight rings of her ass. With a gasp she looked back to see not one but two swinging dicks between the burning up male, a feral look in his eyes as he let a low rumble come from his chest “ Sorry babygirl..when I change there's more than just one of me to deal with, i promise i'll be gentle” He said as he rubbed her tight muscles just loose enough to put in the tip, her lower lips drooling as he slid his true size into her throbbing walls, moans and grunts tearing through the chasm as he pulled his hips back , starting to set a rhythm to his hips. While he picked up the pace, [ ] felt herself being full as the two dicks of his stuffed her. She could help the feeling of her walls getting tighter as she came once then twice and not once did Dabi stop, he laughed as he gave her more and more , pushing himself deeper in her as he let out what sounded like a howl of pain as he doubled in pace, reaching down to rub her clit as she screamed, soon feeling a hot and warm gooey feeling flood her senses. Dabi slowed his hips down as he pulled himself from her ass first, then from her pussy and cum started to leak from her holes.

“Shit...im sorry princess I didnt mean to go so rough…” Dabi breathed out as [ ] turned around giving him hr own lopsided smile as she saw him transform backto himself, those turquoise eyes softening as he saw the woman he had fallen for spent out from his own actions. “Geez when you said you were a demon i didnt think it was true…” She laughed as he scratched th back of his neck “Ive never transformed like this around someone….especially during sex but that means I trust you a lot….well doll..let me clean you up and then...we can go fro round two hm?” He smirked as he watched her pussy clench and relase more cum once he said that. “Mhm...clean me Dabi then we can have some more fun..”

[blxetsi]

modern sasha braus dating headcanons

lowercase intended !

college!sasha braus x gn!reader

had to write something for my queen 😌✨

- she shares her food with you. I Dont Care She Does

- also since this is a modern au i dont think she would have such an obsession with food as she does in the canonverse (if we can even call it an obsession) i still think she would have a big appetite (and she'd be proud of it tf 😏🙏) but i just dont see her always being hungry as the fandom makes her out to be

- really likes to hold hands with you

- i think itd be really cute if she was studying to become a baker ?? maybe taking a culinary course at the university you two attend ?? maybe you somehow met there or through a friend

- i think she'd still be insecure about her accent (ig if this is au is set in america she'd be from the south 😐🤚) and would speak kind of like a robot to people she didn't know that well

- connie and jean ALWAYS bring out her accent tho,, like with them she can really be herself

- i think when you were starting to get to know her she would be speaking very formally, and youd take it like shes being kinda stand offish or like,, just doesnt wanna talk so youre thinking "okay maybe she doesnt wanna be friends 😁👍" and would back off

- now sasha's upset because you are so cool and unique and she just wants to know so much about you but youve been very distant lately ?? like did she do something wrong ??

- she tells connie, jean, marco, and niccolo one night and connie and jean are on the side of "find y/n and demand to know why their behavior has changed" while marco and niccolo are on the side of "respectfully dm y/n and ask why they havent been wanting to see sasha recently"

- sasha goes with the latter of the two and dms you after passing you in the dining hall, you two literally keep glancing at each other, texting while you sit with your respective friend groups

- after everything gets cleared up sasha is immediately inviting you to hang out with her crew, and even getting some of her other friends like eren, mikasa, and ymir and historia to come join too

- if she has all the people shes comfortable with there, itll be less scary talking with her accent !

- You Love It. You Think Its Adorable.

- you guys would definitely have a friends to lovers type relationship

- like friendly hugs turn into slightly longer hugs, and now sasha will constantly ask to sit next to you during movie nights

- loves to rest her head on your lap while she spreads across the couch

- i think you two would have your first kiss in niccolos apartment

- you two were sitting in his kitchen, with sasha munching on the leftover food he made that night for your get together

- his mom had called him so he decided to leave to go to his bedroom to answer it

- and slowly you guys just kind of,,,, leaned in 🙈✨

- it was slow and really romantic, kinda rough with the crumbs that were around sasha's lips but you didn't mind

- niccolo barged in and ruined the moment 😐🤚 good going pal 😁👍

- you two were so shocked that you two tried to leave

- ended up just walking down the road in silence like wtf i thought yall were trying to get away from each other 😭😭😭😭

- sasha ended up staying the night 🤩‼️

- NOT in a sexual way

- but in like a,,,, rue and jules kinda way where jules comes in through the window (but only sasha didnt come in through the window she came in the front door with you) and you two held each other and gave each other smooches for the rest of the night

- sasha woke up late and missed her morning classes 😐🤚 didnt even care and went back to sleep with you

- i think for the most part you get along well with her friend group

- youre definitely closer to connie, jean, niccolo, marco, and historia

- ymir teases you guys a lot and you cant tell if what she says is just jokes (it always is) or if shes completely serious

- eren, mikasa, armin, annie, along with reiner and bertholdt are more of aquantances to you, just because you dont see them as often as you do the others

- she has such a weird relationship with her english professor

- will literally complain how much work he gives his class and then the next day will gush about how great he his bc he gave her a granola bar for her effort in her assignment

- girl pick a script and stick to it 😐🤚

- has a collection of stuffies on her bed. i dont make the rules.

- anytime theres a carnival in town she drags EVERYONE there.

- you all agree to split up into groups so you can all check out what you want, but you always agree to meet up and eat funnel cake together 🥺

- sasha tries to get you to win her new stuffies

- if you cant do it, or just want some for yourself, shes calling connie and niccolo up PLEADING with them to come find you guys,

- then she claims theres been an ACCIDENT and that you two need help

- niccolo is zooming bc he cares abt his besties 😌✨

- connie texts jean and marco to come find you guys too 😭😭😭

- who gets a kick and a lecture for lying courtesy of niccolo ? sasha. but who also gets a bunch of stuffies won for her courtesy of niccolo ? sasha.

- for your anniversary i think she'd want to do something really fun with you

- she'd set up a pillow fort and have a bunch ot string lights and stuff, have all of her favourite stuffies (which are the ones she thinks of you when she sees) in there too.

- she has chips, she baked little pastries and cookies, and she ordered your favourite takeout

- you guys just watch whatever you want on netflix or whatever and its such a nice night

- it becomes a tradition for you guys, but you two always take turns with setup

- one year sasha did all of the planning, baking and whatnot ? okay now its your turn 😁👍

- you guys even started doing themes now 🤩

- if you guys play board games with your friends youre on sasha's side whether you want to be or not.

- shes also the kind of person that says "i can win fair and square !" but then when bertholdt starts kicking her ass in monopoly her script changes real quick 🙄

- now its "y/n,,, give me some of ur money" and "y/n, buy this property for me" like girl,,,, what happened to playing fair 😍⁉️

- will try and do all of those s/o pranks you see on tiktok

- its hard to get a genuine reaction out of you bc you can TELL SHES RECORDING but she tries anyways

- we love a perservering queen 😌✨

- will call you at random times of the day asking if you guys can see each other

- "y/n ??? are you there ??" "sasha its 2am wtf do you want 😐" "do you wanna ride your bike with me down to the park 🥺"

- also is very observant, knows when youre overworking yourself

- will try and pull you away from what youre working on like "lets go get you something to drink, or maybe we can watch an episode of that show you like before you continue working !"

- if youre persistent that you just HAVE to finish it tonight and cant stop and take a break she'll respect that, until you stay at your laptop for over an hour 😐

- just softly pulls you away like "no lovebug, lets get some sleep okay ?"

- is also very protective of you

- overheard someone making fun of you ?? talking shit ??? her besties better hold her back before she gets suspended 😤‼️

- and since connie and jean absolutely ADORE you, you better believe theyre helping their girl sasha out

- those three are the LEADERS of the "protect y/n club"

- it just becomes niccolo and marco trying to dissolve the situation before it gets physical, and then reiner and armin joining when they walk directly into the chaos

- armin tells you what happened and as much as youre thankful that sasha cares about you so much that she'd defend you like that, you lecture her, jean and connie on not making scenes like that again

- sasha's love language is kind of like,, a mixture of quality time and physical touch

- she just really loves spending time with you, but also very much enjoys being in your arms

- she doesnt shy away from it, and is usually the one to initiate those things

- will hold your hand PROUDLY down hallways or on streets

- always hypes you up too, shes very much so your personal hypeman

- "oh lovebug you look SO GOOD rn oh my god" "sasha pls im in my pyjamas" "and you look like a model baby !"

- sasha is very stubborn however, and if you guys ever fight she is NEVER the one to apologize first, or seek you out to talk about it

- even if shes in the wrong she cant bring herself to admit it, she dug herself into such a deep hole with the stance she took that she doesnt want to take the walk of shame in admitting that she wasnt right

- this can cause a lot of problems in your relationship, but after you explain how much it affects you, shes trying to change

- will always work on her stubborn-ness and pride

- and it actually makes her feel a lot better being able to admit defeat, or being wrong

- she really likes being communicative and honest, especially with you

- i think overall your relationship with sasha is very very fun, filled with good memories, good food, good friends, and most importantly, love.

no bc i really do love her 😐🤚 lemme marry miss braus rq 😏✨

hope u guys enjoyed !! remember requests are open so if you have anything youd like me to write DONT BE SHY ❤️‼️