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[emolga-lover]

i didnt realize u had a blog on here! idk if u remember our battle, but i was the kid w a cubchoo, sneasel, cryogonal, n glaceon 7 years ago who had 2 call a pause in the middle of the battle bc the egg i had w me was hatching? thx 4 being understanding abt that btw i still appreciate it ^v^

anyway im actually on the path 2 become a gym leader myself now! the process is kinda taking a while >.< but i get it they need 2 b really sure that ur a good candidate. how long did it take u 2 get accepted?

-@just-a-trainer-blog

oh my god hiii!! it is so good to hear from you again, weren't you kicking my butt the entire time? i hope you're well, friend!

and of course i was glad to pause the fight, i was so eggcited to see what would hatch! ehehehe! oh, oh- i forgot, what did hatch? hopefully something eggcellent! eheheh!

okay, sorry, puns aside. it genuinely took me so unbarably long to get my gym badges and licenses and all that stuff. i started young, and had to excell fast. i think it took me almost 4 years? i honestly reccommend becoming a gym leader a bit later in life than i did. it's fun, but it's a lot of work!

and i would absolutely love to see your gym in action! and i need a rematch with you, be so much fun. please, feel free to stop by sometime for a rematch or some coffee! i love talking to young trainers and aspiring gym leaders.

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[jupiter-suggestion]

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

[ravenmccookies]

Weird phenomenon I've seen on tumblr

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

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[infinitelystrangemachinex]

in this house we love the artists and engineers and actors who worked on arcane so much that we will not share the leaks

remember that the people who really suffer from leaks are regular people like you and me who worked hard for weeks, months, and years to make this show a reality

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[jakeperalta]

letting celebrities think they can and should "use their platform" to speak on all current events and political issues regardless of how educated they are on them was a grave mistake

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[tubbytarchia]

Hanging with the homies...

[ladybugboots]

I will draw a Pokemon of your choosing for proof of e-Sim donation! (any e-Sims bought AFTER Jan 22nd). The higher the donation, the more effort it'll have.

Please refer to the instructions on https://gazaesims.com/ for how to buy and send an e-SIM for Gaza! Take a screenshot confirmation that you've sent the QR code to the correct email (gazaesims@gmail.com); please include date/time of purchase and amount spent or GB amount!

Then, send that screenshot to ladybugbootsart@gmail.com, along with a Pokemon you want me to draw!

Please do not use my art for hateful agendas, NFTs, AI training, or monetary profit (like selling it). Thanks!

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!

05.31.2024 EDIT: Not taking any more atm, but check out for open slots here: https://creativesforpalestine.carrd.co/ !!!

[nezuscribe]

gojo fucks you so well because he's so terrified that any time might be his last. he holds you close to his chest, your sweaty bodies writhing against each other as you can't get any closer, and he pounds into you like there's no tomorrow.

his brows are furrowed, his lips as curled tightly as if to contain any of his moans.

"'toru, fuck, wait..." your nails are scratching deep red lines on his back, your brows furrowed in pleasure, but confused as to why he's like this. normally he's slow, teasing.

he doesn't answer, his eyes connected to where the two of you meet, your essence dripping down his balls. his hair is falling into his face, his breath hot against your neck as he buries his face in it, sucking on the column of your skin, his tongue soothing over where his teeth would nip.

he wants to mark you. he wants you to carry him on your skin because a part of him deeply worries that some night might be the last time he could do this.

he angled his hips to reach into you deeper, your back arching as your tits pressed against his solid chest, his lips finding yours as he hungrily made out with you, his grip on your waist tightening.

"love you," he'd mutter against your swollen lips, his eyes finding yours as he picked up his pace, "love you s'fuckin much."

and he fucks you to show you how he means it.

[panstarry]

my final from last semester that i made into a zine. cooked this one up in a couple hours before the critique (the ink was still wet!), so it's very raw and kind of sloppy but the sentiment is there. i love you trans people of color. we are the backbone of this community 🌟

[halogalopaghost]

TIL that you can assign an AO3 next of kin to control your account in case of your death???

[mumblesplash]

in honor of last season’s poem being called “”end poem”” (all quotes mandatory) this season i made one out of pieces of the actual end poem