#and i'm soooooooo normal about it /s

[zllyhoo]

homosexual activity

[mysicklove]

I have never played genshin in my life but

https://twitter.com/alfaidopasta/status/1699689629371551861?t=l5otQStmfwEppxwfaktbOg&s=19

Altered my brain in such a normal way

I'm tearing the walls off my padded cell I'm so normal about her

She's just so so pretty I need someone else to ramble to or I'll go insane

- ☁️🌙✨

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MOMMY?!???!!?!?!? i am obsessedd

i dont play genshin, but i really like hu tao!!! she is soooooooo cute i am obsessed with her!! she reminds me a lot of hanako-kun who is my fav ever anime character next to ofc toga!!

[rotblut]

GOD im gonna miss yj and hs SO MUCH they were thee main slayers, the only ones that mattered, created romance, etc 😭😭😭😭

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not saying shit about friends to lovers anymore they healed my aversion for that trope because normally i find it really lazy and boring but they made it extremely personally interesting and fun and emotional

have a lot of thoughts about them that makes not really any sense but anyway........ first of all food is one of their love languages.... all the parallels they had over the 16 eps........ the way they are different yet similar in what they crave and that they are really lonely people but show it in different ways. also, 80% of the time their outfits matched each other. from the colors to the fabric and outfit choices like it's so on point.

LIKE I NEED A PRE AND POST-FINALE 400k+ fic of them??????????? WHERE IS IT YOU ALL WHERE IS MY LONG FIC OF THEM?? I need it so badly like i need to read about the 1 year time skip and the few weeks before the time skip and i need an alternative scene of him barging into the room and hugging her while she's sobbing and him sobbing with her and them being together and falling asleep tired as hell over crying the whole time in holding onto each other. and the awkward first few moments and i need the whole mind map that went into them dating and what kind of dates they had and what they did and what they talked about. the wedding and them being married and having babies and they're gonna make like 5 babies because the more the better. (also, it would have been cute if we had gotten a tiny lil flashback scene with younger YJ+HS like that would have been cute but.......... )

like before CIL i was a big S**gJ**n anti like i disliked his ass because he was always playing assholes that are just massive dicks but in a shitty kind of way........ i did not give a single f about that guy i watched him in a few dramas/ movies and he was always MEHHHHHHHHH boring and uninteresting to me (mostly because he was miscast in all his roles) and CIL literally made me a believer. like the fucked up and dry bleached tips of the hair and the messy all-around persona?????? SEXI to me i want him i need him?????? pathetic loser calm guys that are just there and don't do much???????? and him working a regular normal job in CIL???? that mattered.

also, CIL was such a consistent banger drama from start to finish because of them. it also ended so fast normally the period of a drama airing feels annoying long and I'm mostly exhausted by the end of it, but this one i ended it refreshed and well-fed all around. and not to mention watching a drama just for the side couple and skipping everything else is such a power move in a way??????? like the feeling is just different from watching a drama normally or watching a drama for the leads compared to watching a drama just for the side couple????? like the energy is so all around better if the side couple is getting treated well. and the quotes????????? the words that they said????????? our loud????????? MLN kind of healing poetry. like normally i complain a loooooooooot about random shit and about all kinds of things but i was not complaining about anything. that's so crazy to me i was so in tune with everything sure they could have gotten more screentime and the drama could have been 20eps long or maybe it could have been a weekend drama because it had all the ingredients of a weekender but like???????? i was well-fed. also don't ask me what was going on between the leads and their moms and the cheater dad and the lil bro and the other side characters and hani because I do not know in full detail and still it was soooooooo well written???????? CIL writer my new best friend. like di*ney+kr needs to do those 1 ep special eps like i need a whole ep dedicated to them post-wedding and them doing random stuff and all that just being silly together and all that omg. like they could have so much out of it ahhhhh

also fuck the immature people on twt/mdl/a few on here who are misogynistic af. the moment a woman gets something to say about the situation/relationship of the leads that's kinda negative or judgemental and has valid reasons to say so they are getting called all kinds of words??????????? immature people. especially because the stuff she said wasn't that bad like it was valid and at the end, she did give them her okay and even if not like????????? it would have been weird if she did not react to the news at all....... and it was in line with her character so like....... what did they expect?????????? that's that on that.

...anyway, this makes no sense also hugs

[chonnysinferno]

*cracks knuckles* a list. in no particular order - gender. like he is ROCKING those. outfits!!!!!!!! ^o^ - the POTENTIAL of HMS (& whole but. he's still kind of debatabke tbh ,,, yk) and CCCC; the AMOUNT of AUs and DESIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!! that have. come out of a guy just putting differnet outfits and altering his lipstick and using autotune is just. i think thats just amazing,,,,,,,, his RANGE too i think uhuhuhuhu hes so ^__^ i love him. in a fan star struck way. idk how to descoribe it but it's not in like a celebrity crush way 100% - silly guys lore,,, oughhh fun fact. when i was just a littlew new chonny jash fan iiiii uuuuuuhhhhh. made a LOT of theories ahnd such on discord. the paragraphs in total were like 30k+ & from my perspective now i think that I Was Totally Wrong On Some Things and i definitely Missed Things ^_^' like whole existing although thats just like.. chonny jash iun general - (if a media can make me write THIS much i am not normal about it and i KNOW that theres not really been any media at all that can top this one. becaise yk the books i had to write about in english but STILLL that doesn't count i was forced yada yada offtopjuic lets get back on track) - heart. mind. soul. the REFER3NCES. the classic "logic vs emotion" kind of fight. tjhe fight between them. the overcoming and eventual fusing and somewhat agreement bettween heart and mind ....././..//././.';;,l';;l,;ldl,a,;ls,las soul not relal yappearing that much until hes needed,,, mind being the more childish one even tho hes supposed to be logical,,,,,,,,,,, heart being probably more reasonable one here...,,.,.,.,. ggggggggg fkdkljskljdfskljdfskljdfskljdfljisdgfjsrhrgiojirges k ewiaew ewaew oji foams at the motuht. shakes oyu - the little motifs. the instrumentals the fjfewf just. all of it. consumkes it all ^____________^ - the videos for the songs. like for fjiddfijdsfi light / night and storm sand a spring and yhje bidding and time machine reprise and taken for a ride and must i say MORE!!!!!

Ok that was probably for cccc but that was also uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i relal ylike cccc. as u can tell. but i'd also say the other albums are awesome like the before. and covered in discotenet and gothic whore and the power hours even tho they don't count relasly but it's ok i love ALL of it i just really lovde cccc. i also love my source(s) (is a heart & mind splitroject) soooooooo source.? sources???? whatever.,,,,,,,,, idc atp ok thats it sorry for the rant. actually i'm not sorry 💜

Tell me everything abt yourself rn

Aka everything your willing to tell me

uihhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cackling. i forgot everything when i saw this mb

uhymhmkrttkihmk be more specific HLEP ,,,,,,, ^_^'

[elliebean714]

Until dawn request: how would the until dawn characters react to a very angry and mean reader but then gets nice and calm/chill when they're with Sam

Sureeeeee. So sorry this took so long please forgive me 🥺😭💕 Decided to add Hannah and Beth as an apology💗

Until Dawn Character Reactions

Sam's Hot-Headed!GN!S/O

Pre-Game

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Josh Washington

Can't stand your attitude

Really hates how snappy and rude you are

Super confused as to why in the world Sam, would chose somebody like you

Then he sees how you are around Sam and likeeeee?????? Huhhhhh?????

The whiplash you give him is astounding

I mean how do you go from, meanest person ever to, super sweet and nice so fast?????

He'll never understand you and Sam's relationship but you clearly make her happy so he won't question it

Chris Hartley

Chris is probably a lil afraid of you to be honest💀

He once made the mistake of trying to chat with you without Sam nearby and you nearly bit his head off💀💀💀💀

Ever since then he's been warey of you when Sam's not around to calm you

He enjoys your company when Sam is there but without her he'd rather stay out of your way

Ashley Brown

Ashley just views you as a 'sometimes-nice' version of Emily

She's not a big fan of you, even when Sam is around

Even if you're the sweetest person ever with Sam, Ashley can't get over how mean you are without Sam

Your personalities just don't mesh well

Matt Taylor

Matt always feels bad around you

He's just such a sweetheart and was trying to be nice to you due to his people pleasing tendencies

But you were so mean and aggressive towards him, he started crying🥺

When she found out, Sam made you apologise, you apologised for her, begrudgingly💀

But he's never really forgiven you for that🥺

Emily Davis

'FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!' Is a good summary of this train wreck of a duo

Emily is already an angry and rude person and you just make it worse 💀

Snarky comments, dirty looks, arguments, theres always a negative vibe in the air when you two are in the same room

When she sees how chill you are around Sam she pretends to be unbothered and acts like she 'won' your several fights because she is always mean instead of it being 'occasional' like you but secretly, she's really jealous and upset.

I mean, having someone care about you so much they're the only thing that can calm you?

Emily hasn't had a relationship like that before, so she hides the jealousy and hurt with a smug and confident smile

Mike Munroe

Mike just thinks it's funny💀

He does tease you about how quickly your attitude changes when Sam is around

I think you two actually have a pretty good relationship

He doesn't take your rudeness or anger very seriously, meaning you get to be a tiny bit more laid back than normal

Jess Riley

Ugh, great! Another Emily! Just what she needed!

Yeaaaahhhhh, Jess doesn't love that

You and Jess get into arguments, but they are nowhere near as bad as yours and Emily's or Jess and Emily's

I'm sensing a pattern hereeeee

Beth Washington

Okay so we hardly know anything about Beth but I headcanon she is fairly outgoing and sarcastic meaning she would probably, accidentally, make a joke that upsets you without Sam nearby to calm you down

Causing you to lash out at her 💀

Obviously Beth didn't mean to make you mad so she awkwardly apologises

Yeah the awkward tension created that day has never faltered💀

Hannah Washington

Okayyyyyyyyy soooooooo....

Kinda conflicted honestly?

She's happy for her best friend for finding someone and thinks how quickly you switch when Sam is around is cute

But she also thinks your actions and attitude when Sam isn't nearby are incredibly hurtful and rude so she can't really say she's a big fan of you

What I Write

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~Elliebean714

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[vampacidic]

i'm thinking about tatsumayo soooooooo hard. im thinking about how mayoi is originally presented as the one with a darker color palette (purples/blacks) and seen as suspicious and evil while tatsumi is associated with lighter colors and is seen as a good person yet the opposite can be seen as true; mayoi is a little odd but genuinely avoids conflict at all costs in order to remain 'good', even if she comes off as creepy because of her self deprecating/creeping tendencies [these tendencies come out of s place of concern for her friends as well] while tatsumi has done some Not Great stuff and presents himself as a godly person and has 'normal' relationships with those around him

[leggerefiore]

Don't apologize for the thirst posting cuz now u got it stuck in my mind too (and I fail to see how that's a bad thing)

I'm imagining Alpha Ingo or Emmet with a little omega s/o. Maybe s/o went into heat or one of the boys into a rut, but they just knotted s/o and s/o is just soooooooo shy about it. It's by no means their first time together, but you can't tell with how s/o is lol.

And maybe the knot is taking longer then normal to go down, and everytime the guy moves (even just a little) s/o basically cums again. And Ingo/Emmet can just tease tf out of them and s/o is just so flustered and, agghakajgfsassgsgafaf

Just semi aftercare semi round two semi lovingly teasing your partner lol

Emmet would tease the shit out of his little omega partner, probably biting you because he loves watching you squirm a bit. He'd purposefully keep moving around to overstimulate you because he just adores all the cute noises you are making. He coos whenever you cum again. It definitely kept his mood up, so he moves into a form of aftercare where he's just checking on you while involving a toy in someway. Though, if he is in a rut, well, rip. He's already insatiable, now his libido is seemingly endless. If you're in heat, however, he's breaking out all the things he knows you like and cuddling you (while a vibrator is buried inside you.)

Ingo, though, he'd be flustered. Did he hurt you? Not his precious omega partner, he's a sweet alpha. He likely whines and asks a thousand different questions to make sure you're alright. All his panic has him moving which makes you cum, and him let out a loud moan. When his knot finally goes down, he's fussing over you, and it won't really be a round two unless you're begging him to. Even then, he needs to recover a bit so you're being fingered for a moment. Unless, he's in his rut. Then he's scarily horny and probably ready to bury himself back into you the minute it goes down. He wants a baby, after all. When you're in heat, he's just making sure you're alright and happy and seeing if you need water... It's too much.

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

TXT Compatibility

@crownkatt I have a fever and It took me like 5 tries to spell your url correctly LOL I'm gonna change mine to panakananama

Yeonjun

First of all, Are you A Cancer Sun? I got that vibe.

SO like, yes. I wouldn't normally jump at an INFP and ENFP relationship, but with your personality similarities and differences, I think you would make a good couple, ESPECIALLY if I'm right about your Cancer Sun.

And here's why also: ENFPs enjoy finding the quiet awkward person in the room and befriending them. Now, when Yeonjun finds out what you're like when comfortable, HOOOOOBOY would he be more than delighted. He would very much enjoy annoying the shit out of you like this:

Yeonjun: . Why aren't you talking

You: ?

Yeonjun:

You:...

Yeonjun: Talk or you're gay

You: wtf that's offensive

Yeonjun: Glad you asked! *continues to carry the convo*

Until you're comfortable around him and know him well enough lmfao to let loose.

Yeonjun can get butthurt very easily bc Virgos are little bitches, so sometimes when you're very honest, if it hits a sore spot for him, he'll get kinda pissy until you notice and the two of you talk it out like mature adults bc we stan communication in this house yes sir.

Yeonjun, being a goofball and moodmaker himself, would very much enjoy being happy with you lol. Hello 3 am twerking contest dates in the comfort of your living room??? He's such an ENFP tho he might invite some of his friends to watch and judge.

I can see lots of heated debates that end in SEX lmfao jk but I can see a lot of debates between the two of you, like fun debates that can get heated but you respect each other's boundaries and you pro0bably end up laughing anyway.

And like. Bro. If you. Like. If you tell Yeonjun the little quirks and things about him that you notice and love, he would be soooooooo fucking shy bro like he might be like "Yeah I'm hot" on the outside but then he'll visibly cringe and sink into the couch or whatever bc compliments or gestures of attention to detail comi9ng from someone he loves is like. Big nut right there. He needs someone like you who appreciates the little things.

As we can see, Yeonjun has much patience. So fear not, when you get stubborn, he's the type of s/o to go "Okay, honey" or "yes, dear" and continue reading the newspaper.

Also good for you for your self love journey bro mine happened in the legit same way FUCK THE REST WE THE BEST anyway Yeonjun would really appreciate this, because he has obviously done a lot of work on his self-confidence (Virgos tend to be overthinkers and the industry he's in basically serves to kill every shred of confidence they have and then throw them to the wolves LOL) and I think being around someone who has also gone to the depths and come out stronger would be an inspiration for him to keep going and keep working on loving himself.

Yeonjun would find it endearing that you cry at videos like animals being rescued, and he would just want to hug you bc it's so cute. HE IS ALSO VERY ROMANTIC!!!!!! And that would 100% be reserved for you, even though he flirts with his boyfriends a lot, you're the only one getting those premium dates and hand-written love letters okay.

Catch Yeonjun calling your alternative music weird and then secretly making you a mixtape of the ones that remind him of you and new ones he found bc he actually likes it. Bonus: it will include Lamb Of God LMFAO

Yeonjun would be super intrigued by all of your hobbies and interests, and he would want to experience them with you. Additionally, he would want to bring you into his world as well and share his hobbies/interests with you. It would be a lot of experiencing new things together. He would probably ask you to write a poem or a short story and give you a stupid topic like "Write about Beomgyu's balls. Just. Whatever comes to mind."

LONG TALKS ABOUT WORLD RELIGIONS AND RESPECTFUL DEBATE/CONVO ABOUT EACH OTHERS BELIEFS.

He wants you to draw a skull on his bicep with sharpie so he can tell people he got a tattoo.

If you like stand-up comedy, being around Yeonjun will be a show 24/7. Fucking ENFP's smh.

Bro you being unable to flirt and all that is exactly what gets Yeonjun going bro. Bc that means he can pull out ALL THE ONE-LINERS HE'S BEEN W A I T I N G FOR and he doesn't have to think about immediate rejection bc you probably aren't even picking up on it anyway LOL. He would definitely be the one to be like, "Yeah, for sure, I don't know, but I think we should kiss. Thoughts?" And then he would read your body language, listen to your sputtering and if you give him the signal at some point he would, slowly, go for it. Slow enough to give you time to stop him if he's getting the wrong signals.

Worry not about mind-reading, Yeonjun is very playful and affectionate so, when in the relationship, expect random hugs, kisses, tickling, etc. AND WE KNOW HE CAN USE THAT DAMN AEGYO FUCKING BANISH HIM TO HELL IF IT WERE ME BUT you like it sO he would figure that out quickly and that's the story of how you guys adopted a Welsh Corgi 2 months after moving in together.

The End (sorry I didn't include some things, I just included what I thought was the most important in how I saw your dynamic play out uwu)

[not-safe-for-nikki]

What if Nikki jokingly got "Yes, Daddy"/"Baby Girl" crop tops and booty shorts?

Will only do the ones I am a t t r a c t e d to lmao

Note: I wrote these at, like, 3 am while trying to sleep soooooooo I wasn't sure these were any good until my gf told me I should post them XD. Some characters in the MTMTE/LL section are vaguely inspired by thier Gen 1 counterparts (Jazz and Blaster) cuz that's where Im most familiar with them but I didn't wanna do a whole nother cintinuity for only two characters jfjdjdjs bear with me, I'm new to this fhdjdjd

TFP:

Wheeljack- He's probs a lot more into it than she would have expected, ngl. Would probably make a comment about not minding being called daddy or calling her baby girl~ (he would promptly get a wrench thrown at him by Ratchet, and Nikki would get told to change lol)

Ratchet- crochety old man won't say anything unless wheeljack makes it "weird". Probably gets a bit tense anytime Nikki calls him dad, just waiting for her to call him daddy XD He's decently familiar with the kink from all the accidental wrong clicks on the internet and probably some what he considers awkward conversations with Nikki after some mentions of kinks with her older friends that he had questions about (he also wonders why she's so knowledgable on the topic, but will not ask)

KO- Let's be honest, KO likely knows more about what this means than the other cons listed, and he would flirt and push buttons r e l e n t l e s s l y, you can't change my mind. Absolutely makes Nikki think wearing these clothes is a mistake, and i wouldn't put it past him to purr "want Daddy to help?" When she mutters that she's going to go change.

BD- He does not know what it means and is, frankly, confused. Until KO tells him, then he's a little too flustered to say anything about it. KO either persuades Nikki to call BD daddy, or BD to call her Baby girl, either way the addressed party gets waaaaaaay too flustered to function lol

Starscream- you know, knowing this con he would probably say she's disgusting and then get off to it later lmao. Either that, or relentlessly tease her about it. Or both. Both is good o3o. Call her a disgusting little thing and watch her get bith flustered and annoyed.

MTMTE/LL:

Mkay, have to do Ultra Magnus- he either knows what it means and reprimands nikki for it or finds out what it means and reprimands her for it. Double trouble if she jokingly asks him if she did something wrong like "Did I do something wrong, Daddy?" (jokingly, of course pfffffft)

Rodimus- I know this horny bitch knows what this means, and I can see him being quite enthusiastic about making that known. He'll start out asking about what's up with the new clothes, to which she'll shrug. If there aren't many others around, he'll probably offer her a seat on daddy's lap while he works. (Legit, tho, so much of the smut for this guy takes place at his desk/in his captain chair lmao)

Tailgate- He knows what it means (he's friends with the Earth-savvy Swerve, don't try to tell me I'm wrong), but he won't let on that he knows. He'll play it innocent for a little while until the obliviousness that is Nikki catches on that this sweet bean isn't as innocent as he seems. Walking along with her "jokingly" calling her baby girl, maybe standing a bit too close. A servo staying around her waist for longer than is normal. But this is Tailgate, no way this can get weird! Until he leans in and asks if she'd be interested in servicing /two/ daddies tonight. Then she chokes on her drink.

Cyclonus- He was not initially involved with Tailgate's mentioned shenanigans. Honestly, he's flustered just knowing that Tailgate went through with the plan he'd mentioned upon seeing Nikki in the outfit. Even more so that it worked

Ratchet- It's weird that she wears that and calls him dad, right? At least a little? Probably similar to tfp Ratchet's reaction, but minus the wheeljack part lol (heck, replace Jackie with Drift or Rodimus in this scenario. Drift would tease him about hos "daughter" having a daddy kink, and Rodimus would likely prattle about his own fantasies maybe a lil too loud too close to the doc bot).

Swerve- ah, yes the Earth and human obsessed boi himself. He knows, he knows what the phrases on the clothing means, but he keeps getting far too flustered to say anything, and if he does try to say something he babbles rapidly around the subject. All in all, mission "hit on the human" ultimately failed.

Drift- I can very much see him more teasing Ratchet about it than anything, cuz that old bot is clearly a bit flustered by his "daughter's" choice in clothing.

Blaster- Blaster has spent a good amount of time on Earth, knew Nikki back there, too. He is very familiar with what her outfit is referencing and is NOT shy about it. He would openly flirt whether there's other bots around or not, but he knows how anxious his favorite little human can get and keeps it on the down-low if they aren't alone. He will defo turn up the charm around her other favorite music boi, though, and likely try to talk them both into a lil somethin ;)

I threw Jazz in the mix cuz I could- Jazz, like Blaster, spent a lot of time on Earth and with Nikki before all this and is very familiar with the daddy stuff. Depending on how busy he is/what kind of mood he's in, he is very likely to accept whatever it is Blaster suggests (as long as Nikki agrees to it, too, of course). If he is too busy, though, he will definitely get back with them when his work is done.

Whirl- he isn't going to shut up once he figures out what all this "yes, daddy/baby girl" stuff is about. Will. Not. Tbh, it probably wont just be with her, though, he will likely tell others to call him daddy, or call some of the bigger bots like UM daddy lmaoooo

We shall see about adding others...

[recurring-polynya]

I hoped you would reblog that! :3 A fic after Aizen arc, where Ichigo DOES NOT lose his powers, and seireitei is in full party mode. Someone asks where Rukia is. Renji's like "she went to get snacks". and Orihime, tipsy as hell, just blurts out "Of course you know where she is! You're so cute together!!" and everyone is either like "yeah true" or "WAIT SINCE WHEN?". aka the dorks get peer pressured into realizing they should date already By Everyone. Feat. Women's Society paparazzi.

Hey, so you know how always spend a ton of time on my really long fics and don’t post them until I’m all the way done so that I can make everything internally consistent, etc, etc? What would it look like, as your therapist would say, if I just wrote some nonsense and posted it? And if I feel like writing more chapters later, maybe I will? To post something with a 1/? Also, what if was Canon, Never Heard of Her? and also full of things that do absolutely do not belong in Soul Society (like potato salad?) What would that look like?

Anyway, here you go @unohanadaydreams. I’m sorry it took me so long to do this and also I also messed up your prompt a bunch (I figure that everyone knows how bad Renji has it for Rukia and wouldn’t rag him about it, so I switched ‘em), but I think I captured the spirit of it, along with the spirit of that filler episode where everyone makes movies.

Enough! Enough intro! Here it is!

Heroes of the Hueco Mundo Invasion – In Love!!

“HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO, SQUAD 10!” Inoue Orihime yodeled, flinging herself into the courtyard, where a barbeque of epic proportions was gearing up.

“Orihime!” Matsumoto screamed.

“YO!” Kurosaki Ichigo announced, stumbling in behind her, arms raised victoriously. “What has two thumbs and just saved Soul Society?”

“This guy!” Orihime squealed, trying to point her thumbs at Ichigo as he also tried to point his thumbs at himself.

Ichigo squinted at the hands waving around his general vicinity. “How many thumbs do I have? Hey, hey, Ishida?! Did I grow any extra arms while I was fighting Aizen?”

Sado Yasutora suddenly plunged through the gate behind them panting and out of breath.

“Are you two drunk?” Captain Hitsugaya demanded.

“My new best friend Captain Doctor Unohana Retsu gave me the good stuff, because I am the Hero of Three Worlds, possibly Four,” Ichigo explained. 

“Painkillers,” Chad gasped. “He’s on a very high dose of painkillers. It’s…okay… I'm… keeping an eye on him. He’s still really fast, though.”

“What about Orihime?” Rukia demanded, from where she was trying to sculpt a bowl of potato salad into a diorama of herself defeating Rudabone. Or possibly Chappy. “She wasn’t even hurt.”

“She was very nervous about Kurosaki,” Uryuu explained, sauntering up next to Chad. “So Lieutenant Kotetsu gave her some of Captain Unohana’s home-brewed ginger beer, which was… allegedly non-alcoholic?”

“I feel so powerful right now!” Orihime chimed in. “Like my body is filled with thousands of dubstepping bees!”

“I literally cannot feel any part of my body, right now,” Ichigo chipped in, “but at least I didn’t lose my Soul Reaper powers while performing the Final Getsuga, like some sort of contrived plot hook.”

“Why is it called the Final Getsuga, then?” Orihime asked.

“Beats me!” Ichigo hooted.

“It’s because Europe had just released ‘The Final Countdown’ when I invented it, and that song slaps!” Isshin shouted from somewhere near the kegs.

“DAD!” Ichigo shouted. “Dad, I have something to tell you! Also, Rukia, you are like my other dad, if I had two dads!”

“I am not,” Rukia protested.

“Maybe Byakuya is like my other dad, then, which would make you my sister.”

“I am definitely not,” Byakuya protested. (Did you, gentle reader, think that Byakuya would not attend one of Squad 10’s infamous keggers on the occasion of Aizen’s defeat? You were incorrect. Byakuya is a great fan of Matsumoto’s guac.)

“Listen, Dads,” Ichigo insisted. “I defeated Aizen and I think that definitely means I should get to borrow the car on Saturday, but also, Orihime proposed to me and I said yes , we are now engaged to go to the movies the next weekend that we are back home. Which is why I need the car, you see.”

Orihime dabbed.

“My precious son, I am so proud of you!” Isshin announced, throwing his arms wide. “But you can take the bus to the movies like a normal teenager.”

“Way to go, Orihime!” Rukia congratulated, abandoning her potato salad to perform an elaborate handshake/high-five routine with Orihime.

“This is so exciiiiitiiiiiing!” Matsumoto wailed. 

Ise Nanao sidled up to Kusajishi Yachiru. “Madam President,” the Vice-President of the Shinigami Women’s Association intoned gravely. “Are you thinking what I am thinking?”

Hisagi Shuuhei sidled up to the other side of Kusajishi Yachiru. “Are you thinking about a special Seireitei Bulletin feature, presented in cooperation with the Shinigami Women’s Association–”

“–'Heroes of the Hueco Mundo Invasion – In Love!!’” Nanao and Hisagi chorused in unison.

Yachiru blinked. To be honest, she had mostly been thinking about the red bean dumplings she knew Captain Hitsugaya had hidden somewhere earlier, and had not been paying much attention to any of the goings-on up until this point. This may seem to stretch belief, but you have to understand, gentle reader, that this amount of shouting represented a pretty typical day at Squad 11.

Yachiru bounded up to the former ryouka. “Hey, Pencil!” she demanded. “Are you and Muscles dating?”

“Chad!” Ichigo yelped, grabbing at his own hair. “You sneaky person!”

“Uryuu!” Orihime gawped, clapping her hands over her cheeks. “You sly dog!”

“No,” Uryuu corrected stiffly.

“You are mistaken,” Chad added.

“He’s way out of my league,” they said at the same time.

There was a long silence.

Uryuu looked up at Chad out of the corner of his eye.

Chad looked down at Uryuu out of the corner of his eye.

Ichigo was making tiny, excited claps.

Orihime was bouncing.

“Doooooo iiiiiiiiittttttt,” Captain Kyouraku said out of the side of his mouth, pretending like nobody could tell it was him. Everybody could tell it was him.

Rukia straightened up to her full height. “Do it, you dorkuses. The Women’s Association will pay for it. If these two dummies can get their act together, you haven’t got any excuse.” She glanced over at Ichigo and Orihime, who were gazing longingly at one another, and promptly did a horrified double take. 

“Errr…” Uryuu waffled.

“I understand if you’re uncomfortable participating in a Soul Society-related activity,” Chad offered an easy way out.

Uryuu opened his mouth, looked at Chad, and closed it again slowly. “I’ll take their money and waste it frivolously. That is within my moral code.”

“YAYYYYY!” Orihime squealed. “Triple date! Can I be an honorary member of the Shinigami Women’s Association?”

“What do you mean, 'triple date’?” Rukia tried to interrupt.

“Yes,” Nanao proclaimed. “But it will be three separate dates, covered as a three-part series.”

“In the World of the Living,” Shuuhei broke in. “The readers are crazy-go-nuts for the World of the Living.”

“Who is the third couple?” Rukia pressed.

“Genius,” Nanao threw a finger gun at Shuuhei. “Matsumoto, you’ll do host segments? Pre- and post-date interviews and such?”

“Give me a clothing budget and you’ve got a deal” Matsumoto agreed.

“WHO! IS! THE! THIRD! COUPLE?!” Rukia demanded.

“You and Renji, obviously,” Orihime replied. “You two are sooooo cute together! I bet your readers would love that, wouldn’t they, Lieutenant Hisagi? If Rukia and Renji went on a date in the World of the Living? Rukia’s like a princess or something here, right?”

“They will go apeshit , Hisagi replied breathlessly. "You have to understand that Abarai is actual very well-known among the Bulletin readership for his incredibly popular column, 'Let’s Do Shikai!!’ This is essentially the Soul Society equivalent of David Beckham marrying Posh Spice.”

“I…. don’t know who that is,” Rukia stammered.

“How do you know who those people are?” Uryuu asked, perplexed.

“I read Living World newspapers,” Hisagi excused with a shrug.

“Rukia, do you have something to tell me?” Byakuya frowned.

“No!” Rukia yelped. “I’m not dating Renji! I have no interest in going on a date with Renji, even though he consistently moves Heaven and Earth for me and we have really similar taste in craft beers and he’s objectively, like, smoking hot. I refuse to go on a date with Renji. Don’t ask me any more questions.”

“Where is Renji, anyway?” Ichigo frowned. “I don’t hear him shouting, so he must not be here.”

“He went to go pick up a bunch of snacks for Matsumoto because he’s a sucker and I’m sure he stopped off to trade out his sunglasses for polarized ones because he says they’re better for late afternoon glare,” Rukia excused very quickly.

“Rukia,” Ichigo noted, suddenly sounding a lot more sober. “Listen to yourself.”

“Soooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuute!” Orihime repeated, exaggerating her lip movements.

“She’s not wrong,” Uryuu pointed out.

Chad did Big Shrug Arms and nodded in agreement.

At this moment, the man in question strode into the courtyard, carrying several grocery bags and wearing a pair of polarized sunnies. “Hey, party people!” Renji greeted cheerfully, somehow managing to hold four overstuffed grocery bags in one arm while he fished something out of one of them. “Why’s everyone so quiet?”

“Hey, Abarai, will you do me a big favor?” Hisagi asked innocently.

“Yeah, sure,” Renji agreed. He found whatever he was looking for. “Oi, Ruki-Ruki,” he called, tossing a small paper packet to Rukia. “They had those melon-flavored gummy salamanders you like when you get hammered.”

Rukia caught them easily, her cheeks flaming red.

“'Ruki-Ruki’?” Ichigo mouthed to her, making the most judgemental face he could manage under the influence of Unohana’s Special Sauce.

“So, what’s can I do you for, Shuuhei?” Renji asked, trying to find an empty spot to deposit his bags.

Shuuhei told him.

“Oh,” said Renji. He looked over at Rukia, who managed an awkward, sheepish half-smile as she clutched her candies. “Well, shit.”

[divinewhimsy]

Hello I just read all your Ichor fics. And I am S C R EE C H I N G 🙃 NSFW is always a go for me. It's perfect. It's like everything I ever want out of a story. UGH for real I love it so much. I think it's probably one of my top favourite Dabi fics. The character. The plot. DEVELOPMENT. not to mention readers Quirk is dope. Which idk if anyones already asked, but could you go more in depth on readers quirk? I'm like super fascinated 😀😀

EEEEEEEE!!! <3 I’m so happy to hear you’re enjoying it!

No one has asked yet, so you’re the first! I’d be happy to go more in depth! To be honest I have been DYING to talk about it ever since I thought of it but I didn’t want to just start talking about it without anyone wanting to hear it haha. SO! here we go! I’ll drop it under a read more so it doesn’t get too long!

Also, any asks having to do with Ichor from here on out will have the tag ‘Ichor’ so they’re easier to find.

“Quirk: BloodType. Clarification; Your blood can boost quirks. Just one drop can give immeasurable strength and stamina to the one who devours it. It’s a gift as much as it is a curse. So long as you are consumed in some function you can give from even the driest of wells. But blood is always the strongest medium.“

While this is a brief explanation above, it covers the base of the quirk for the story but I’ll break it down and go over the parts I have thought about for it.

Readers quirk is tied to her will and her bodily functions/fluids. She can choose to boost others by providing a piece of herself to them. It’s very much like how One For All is passed down but it isn’t never leaves its host. Instead it has a sort of ‘child strain’ that remains for a period of time in the other person. It kind of works like how a power up does in some video games- meaning there’s a time limit to it that reader hasn’t experimented with enough to fully understand. I do have plans to examine the quirk more in depth in Ichor but for the sake of this analysis I’ll give an estimate of it lasting four or so hours.

While its mentioned that Blood is the best medium to pass it through, it can work with other fluids her body makes. I am by no means going to put in that her feces or urine is consumed in the fic but the possibility of it being passed through those ways is still a viable way for those who are wondering. This also counts sweat, tears and any other liquid her body makes. While a piece of hair could work- or nail clippings or a piece of her skin- it would be diluted severely because the amount of time it would take to digest the piece of her. I can see the effects lasting longer as a result but if you’re getting a better boost by drinking her blood it doesn’t sound like a good idea to just take a bite out of her for it to only work maybe half as well.

Now going back to the ‘will’ part in it. She has to give it willingly for it to work. Someone could go through the trouble to drain her of her blood or try and take it for themselves but if the reader doesn’t do it in sound mind and her own volition than its just blood. It’s nothing to the other person. That being said the mental parameters can be over come by other factors one can choose to inflict. Not that it’s going to happen or anything but if someone were to mentally break her and convince her that she wanted to give her power up willingly to the people who want it than it would work. She’d think she always wanted to give it to them so there would be no reason for it not to work. Stockholm syndrome and what not would be a key factor in obtaining it. But if that’s the case it’s a question of whats more worthwhile- capturing her and getting her mental stability to that level or just lying and using her? It’d be sort of senseless to go through all that trouble.

Moving on to the passage of it, it has to be consumed. Even if its not fully digested (if she give a piece rather than a liquid) it would still have the desired result. In most cases with the quirk it’s the healing factor of it. While reader boosts other quirks she also gives their bodies a hyper sort of reaction that pumps them full of energy. While I don’t have the verbatim logical reasons for this I can just kind of use ‘because quirks’ to explain it. I mean we’re talking about a world where anything is possible, soooooooo I’m not that worried about the more scientific point of understanding. Imagine it kind of like you’re giving someone energy you already had so they can continue doing what they need to. But you also over produce that energy so it doesn’t always have a negative effect on you.

Which brings me to my next point: over production. Because the quirk is always boosting and revamping, reader has an issue with over production. Basically she makes more than she should or that’s needed to keep her living- she has extra. This explains the blood packs she mentions that she normally takes on her vigilante healer/medic missions. Feeding someone wounded a blood pack instead of directly from her makes it easier on both parties. Reader already had recovery time to regain what she lost and the other person doesn’t have to worry about taking more than needed. It’s handy so there’s never a point reader will ‘run out’ if she’s not lazy about it.

Having covered most of the ‘giving’ parts of it I can get into the ‘taking’ portion. While it has to be willingly given reader can take it back if she wants to. The threads are the literal versions of what she gave that connect the two. She can take them back because they still connect her to the other person. It’s kind of like revoking her will. The only difference is that once that part of her has reached its time limit she can’t take it back any more.

Now I know what you’re thinking; what about Dabi? The connection between him and our dearest reader lasted far longer than a handful of hours AND he drank directly from the source rather than a blood pack. And to this all I have to say is I hope you keep reading ;)

I’m sure there are more points to touch on that would go further in depth on the quirk but for the sake of keeping things as surprising as I can with Ichor I’ll just cut it here.

Thank you so much for sending in an ask!! I’ll be happy to try and answer any more questions you have or just gush about the series. <3

[stellarune]

I have strictly no idea how to write a fic, but I really want a Solinh/Kam fanfic soooooooo

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Sophie Foster/Linh Song, Keefe Sencen/Tam Song (minor)

Characters: Sophie Foster (Keeper of the Lost Cities), Linh Song, Tam Song, Keefe Sencen

Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst Who?, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Alternate Universe - Normal Life, sewing shop!Au

Summary:

How the fact that her shop was way more confortable than her apartment scored Linh a girlfriend.

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In theory, the Song Sewing Shop - or SSS- was open every day from 9am to 5pm except for the Sundays, where it closed at 3pm.

In practice, the sign on the door saying "open when you need it to be !" Was almost always true.

This could be easily explained by the fact that the flat they possessed upstairs was not nearly as cozy as the shop.

After all, why would you want to decorate an entire apartment if you only ever slept there ?

Why would you do that if the shop just under it had a kitchen, confortable armchairs, and a wall covered in books ?

All of this resulted in Linh's presence on this Friday evening.

She was right in the middle of making a cup of tea when the most beautiful stranger she'd ever seen walked in.

Everything about her radiated warmth. From her golden hair to her earthy brown eyes.

"Hello. What can I do for you?" Linh asked, hoping that her voice would not betray her.

The stranger smiled and Linh swore to God that this was the most beautiful smile I've ever seen, and oh God I might faint.

"Hi ! Er.... I came- my friend- no that's not right..." The girl mumbled under her breath. "Right ! So ! My friend Keefe needs someone to repair his shirt and he asked me to come because honestly I think he has maybe a bit of a crush on the guy working here and he is too afraid to come in himself even if he told me that it was because he had an assignment due for tomorrow but I know that's not true because we're in the same class but- oh shit we have an assignment!"

Linh was seriously impressed by the fact that the girl managed to say this entire sentence without breathing. She chuckled sofy.

"I'm Linh. How about you show me the shirt ?" She daid.

"Right ! I rumbled again didn't I ? I tend to do that, even if I know it's anoying, even if my friends wouldn't say it to my face- and I'm doing it again" she sighed. "I'm Sophie."

Sophie. This beautiful girls name was Sophie. Wow. Her name was at least as beautiful as the rest of her.

Linh didn't even notice that Sophie had started rambling again. So cute. Whoever told her that it was anoying was a liar.

She woke up when she felt something being pressed in her chest. Right. The shirt.

“I’ll see what I can do.” Linh gestured to the nests of pillows. “Make yourself confortable ! You can make yourself a cup of tea if you want !”

Sophie said something that sounded vaguely like thank you. She than seemed to realize something and covered her face with her hands. “I’m sorry. I don’t know why I’m like that and I probably sounded very rude and I’m not at least I hope I’m not ? and it’s just that you’re so pretty and I can’t I’m just - and now you’re disgusted and I’m sorry”

“It’s fine don’t worry about it,” Linh said, waving her hand as if she wanted to get rid of a fly. “If you only heard some customers you wouldn’t be as horrified.”

Sophie chuckled. “I guess”.

Linh‘ s brain caught up with what Sophie had said only once she had started sewing and Sophie was reading with a cup of tea by her side. Sophie thought she was pretty. That probably shouldn’t have mattered that much, considering that they knew each other for maybe 20 minutes tops, but it did.

“Arg !” Linh quickly put her finger in her mouth feeling just a tiny bit of blood.

Sophie reacted almost as quickly. “Are you okay ? Do you need help ? A bandage ? I’m gonna kill Keefe when I find him this is all his stupid’s shirt fault !” At this point, she had realized that Linh wasn’t actually hurt and pouted, mostly just for show.

Linh didn’t really know why, but when she saw Sophie, she cracked up. Sophie was so so so adorable but also such a drama queen, and it was simply hilarious.

Sophie, to say the least wasn’t expecting that. And Linh’s laugh was so so so cute, and oh now she was laughing too.

They eventually calmed down, and Linh plopped on the pillows right next to Sophie.

Seeing that her finger dint bleed anymore, she resumed her sewing by Sophie’s side.

She would have expected this to be awkward, but the conversation flowed easily during the sewing and for hours afterwards. They probably would have stayed like that until they fell asleep if it weren’t for Tam.

When he oppened the door, Linh and Sophie seriously dreamed about punching him, even if they would deny everything if you asked them.

“What is going on ?” Tam yawned, clearly not aware of the girls thoughts. When he opened his eyes and saw their death glares, though, he had the wisdom to finally use their apartment.

“I should probably get going...” Sophie said. “My friends are going to worry if I stay here any longer.

The thought pained Lin, but she wouldn’t be the one to make Sophie’s family worry.

“See you soon then ?” Maybe there was too much hope in that, but no one could judge her. She had just let the most beautiful, charming, smart and everything person ever, so who could blame her if she really really reallywanted to see her again ?

“Actually, I was thinking that maybe you could teach me ?” Sophie started figetting with her dress. “I mean if you want to of course ! Like I think that it would be good if I-”

“Yes.” From the smile on Linh’s lips, you could have thought that Sophie hepad made another kind of proposal.

They met every Tuesday from 3 to whenever one of them finally realized that they had something else to do. Sometimes Sophie brought her friend Keefe with her, and Linh might have been worried about their relationship if Keefe didn’t make hearts eyes at her brother every time they saw each other. To be honest, it was mutual.

Came a day where Linh simply just couldn’t take it anymore.

“Just kiss him already !” Sophie looked at her with big eyes. Not like that ! She seemed to say. Linh shrugged, and the boys retreated to the apartment upstairs. Judging by their joined hands, they had figured it out. Good.

It was actuallyDex, Sophie’s oldest friend who was responsible for Linh and Sophie getting together. Crazy how a “I don’t know, ask your girlfriend” could change a lot of things.

That day, they went on their first date, but if anyone asked them, they would answer that they were dating long before that.

alright my dudes, hear me out; sewing shop AU

y’all have gone insane over the Coffee Shop AU (which is pretty great, don’t get me wrong), but sewing shop

Person A works at a fabric store, that caters to things like sewing, threads, fabrics, maybe a craft store, idk man up to u, but it’s overall just a really nice comfy place?? It’s super peaceful and is just so calm and has a nice aura and you always feel at peace in that lovely little shop

Person B goes there, for some reason, maybe to get something fixed, taking a friend/family member to grab something, whatever, and is entranced by this store, and see Person A and is just hooked

follow as Person B, who has no reasons to be there bc they really don’t have anything to do with sewing, suddenly is always 101% ready to go there and gets super happy if you even walk by it, and Person A always gets so happy when they come in and just asdfghjkl

the whole staff has bets on when they get together, and one day Person A hosts a Sewing class, bc they can do that to help make something like and apron or whatever, and Person B gets WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too excited and they just flirt around instead of actually doing the lesson

guys the possibilities 

bonus points if the unruly/wild one is the one who works at the sewing shop and the calmer, more peaceful one walks in