#and i will too

[221-apt-b]

The 5 months come to an end eventually…

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Based on @wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt’s post that I’ve been thinking about since I saw it a few days ago.

(Unfortunately, I am not accustomed to drawing older individuals so please bear with me through this learning curve 💔)

[dyrewrites]

"How do we timeskip without making it awkward or boring?"

"Trap em on a crazy magic island where time doesn't make sense!"

[vaguely-in-vogue]

Anyone here a magic-forest gardener who likes shrooms?

I just realised that Cordelius' description is a top-tier Tumblr bio:

Gardener and caretaker of the Enchanted Forest. Obsesses over mushrooms and is hostile to strangers.

Gene's as well:

Most people look at Gene and see a funny little guy in a costume. What they don't see is that his personality is split between his body and his teapot.

[evermore-crow]

I canceled my Netflix subscription about 10~ days before they canceled my favorite show (omg was this my fault 😭😫) and I fucking miss them so much. I have to cut back on my spending and I AM IN SHAMBLES

[strxnged]

yall know when streamers respond to something you say in chat and you just . :DDDDDD

[twospiritstooprideful]

to give up is to lay over and die

Don't die

Fight

for every inch

Don't make it easy for them to take away your rights, your values, and your life

It's gonna be hard

You're not likely to like it

But it is better than letting them do it unimpeded

Claw with your nails, bite with your teeth—whatever

Fight—live

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[raan-miir-tah]

Amal has spoken to me, asking me to help boost her campaign to save her family from genocide. Please donate whatever you can reasonably spare!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.

Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.

So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.