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crimeronan · 2 years ago

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god i wish ao3 clout paid the bills. gonna walk into job interviews for professional writing positions like “WELL. i am kind of a big deal, you know. SEVERAL people on the internet say i’m good at writing bullshit about cartoon characters yelling at each other,”

#i'm not like BIG big but i got lucky enough in my timing with the owl house fandom that my stats page is like. mindboggling right now #i would not WANT ao3 writing to pay the bills because of how that would undermine the site purpose and cause legal hassles #BUT I WISH IT COULDDDDDDD #i gotta focus more on writing boring bullshit to claw my way above the poverty line. but :(#i spent a full year doing that not too long ago and it was. so unbelievably fucking miserable.#and i was still poor. so.

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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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milkywayes · 6 months ago

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there's downsides to ranking high in the hierarchy [prints]

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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tsum events really are just the best, huh

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent #i-it still counts right #poor malleus tsum is having such a time #first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death #the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST 😭#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days #i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances #(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens #i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever #and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster #twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks #i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum #he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it

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cruelcherry02 · 15 days ago

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I’m getting major yearning vibes from these two. It’s giving hannibal and will. I wanna edit them in a sad edit with Casual by Chappell Roan playing in the background

#I’m still in episode 4 I didn’t finish it yet its quite boring so far I wish they wouldn’t make a season 3 lol #let the poor creator reat #squid game 2 #squid game spoilers #squid game #squid game 2 spoilers

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #remy bonnaire #Arno #through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))

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thecmaly · 5 months ago

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can't even cat nap in peace 😾

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more windbreaker comics

#poor sakura couldnt even KO for 10 minutes before everyone started prodding and jabbing him like damn #EVERYONE LOVES HARUKA SAKURA SUPREMECY!!!!!#wind breaker spoilers #wind breaker 149 #haruka sakura #and...gang... my energy lvls are too low im not tagging everyone closes eyes #wind breaker #wind breaker comics #comics #thecmart #cant believe its been two weeks since i made a post ashdfkj my dissociation is getting the best of me smh #dw i still have wb brainrot endou in those last two chapters was just FUELLING it hes a riot man what a guy #cant believe he really woke up and did the draw me like one of ur french girls poses this guy is so unserious #ILL BE BACK WITH MORE NONSENSE SOON... eventually.... i just gotta get my mental health in check like PHEW this noggin be foggin

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sableeira · 2 months ago

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one flesh, one end

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every second of the day I’m plagued by locked tomb thoughts. does anyone have a suggestion how to fix it?

#coming back from a random hiatus with a new obsession #read all tlt books back to back over three weeks and now I’m listening to the audiobooks #harrowhark my poor little meow meow #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow nonagesimus #harrowhark fanart #tlt fanart #gtn spoilers #I really wanna make fanart of ntn but my gf is still on htn and I don’t wanna spoil stuff for them #maybe I should force them to block tlt spoiler tags on tumblr so I can go nuts #my art

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buttercuparry · 6 months ago

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Please pay attention to campaigns that are set up with the goal of rebuilding lives in Gaza. Gaza is not gone. Gaza won't be a ghost town for the occupation to set up their settlements in. When you ignore campaigns that explicitly state that they aim to rebuild lives back in Gaza, you are giving credibility to those nasty beach resort ads, Isn'treal had the audacity to air. I don't want to romanticize because it is dehumanizing in itself but do you know how much hope, how much strength there is in setting up a campaign that is explicitly stating " This money is going to go to rebuilding my life back in Gaza. " Don't disrespect it in this way, don't disrespect these campaigns.

Donate to @siraj2024 at least go through his blog. Go through his fundraiser. Boost! This is tumblr, the stupidest shitposts go viral and we can't get Siraj out to the wide number of people on here?? Help him keep his hope. Help him in rebuilding his life in Gaza. 10k that is all he is asking for his short term goal. Please help. Help.

#I personally have nothing to offer anyone of you #I have no raffles #I have no talent in art #I cannot offer you anything for your 5 dollar #still I am on my knees I am so so poor in so many aspects of my life that I can do nothing but beg you to notice siraj's fundraiser #free palestine #all eyes on rafah

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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I’m really curious how you would draw the Five Missing Children.

Technically I’ve drawn them! Only the movie versions though, sometime I’ll do the game ones too!

#ask reply #tbh it would be a lot of fun to design them #we have a clear idea of just Susie from the games?#and maybe Cassidy but that was never confirmed #So yeah sometime I’ll draw them!#I want to draw Charlie first though #I have a design for her ready #I STILL love this piece btw #think it’s one of my best fnaf comics still #these poor kids deserved better #btw the extra three is a young Vanessa / Mike and Abby

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charcoaldustonmyfingers · 7 months ago

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Mikey skeletal anatomy! Click for better quality

Box turtles are the kinds of turtles who can fully fit into and close their shells along a single hinge in their plastron, which once closed is extremely hard to break into for any kind of predator especially if they cannot get a proper grip on the dome of the shell. Box turtles are also usually found in plains rather than ponds, and while they need water to survive and keep hydrated and can swim well, they’re not generally considered aquatic. Box turtles do have an interesting adaptation due to their more northern range of being able to survive freezing temperatures for a short period of time by slowing their metabolism outside of seasonal brumation (similar to hibernation, but more of a dormant state) if absolutely needed.

After watching TMNT ‘03 where the turtles meditate to save oxygen and prevent suffocation in a broken airlock, I thought, why not mix their ninja ability to conceal their body heat and breath and mix it with a turtles natural ability to brumate? Perhaps the brothers could enter into a completely dormant state on command with enough training in order to survive extreme situations or astral project in some form. Just a fun thought to tie their strong mystic powers with their physical abilities!

Although I use the term heterothermy to refer to them being able to vary between generating their own body heat while active and relying on environmental temperature while inactive, the intricacies of understanding thermal regulation in animals eludes me. If there’s a term that fits better, go ahead! I’m not a biologist so you probably know better lol

These are all my personal head cannons! You can use em’ as reference or not, whichever you prefer :)

[General][Raph][Donnie][Leo][Splinter]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise mikey #rottmnt mikey #speculative biology #skeletons #I once heard a dog try to bite a box turtle and it was one of the worst noises I’ve ever heard #I felt so horrible for the poor thing #thankfully the dog didn’t get too far before it was chased off and the turtle had minimal injuries #still sucked though #t*cest dni

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technically-human · 3 months ago

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Part two of the reverse verse is here! The reverse boys meet the original boys. They're not really getting along as well as I had hoped...

Again, this was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and they asked for angst/funny vibes... I think it's mostly just angst though. Oh, well...

Part one