#and i was like damn. how much is it using in the bg?
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deleted tumblr off my phone 😁
#its mostly bc i found out how much data it uses even tho i never use tumblr unless im connected to wifi#and i was like damn. how much is it using in the bg?#so i just uninstalled it#itll probably be better for my mental health if i can only use tumblr on my laptop since i am victim to doomscrolling#vinnie talks
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comic planning/roughs on the clock at work 👍 ok. this one's still a few posts out though
#god i really do just need to get a tablet or. something#some way to draw digitally on the go bc my laptop is um#at least 200% less portable than your typical old clunky laptop. its a whole ordeal#and as u can see tradish scribbles are barely usable#though i guess it would help if i ever remembered to grab something besides a shite pen at work lmao <-hates pen forever#mad bc i think this one is kind of mid+redundant for what i'd intended it to do bc of how some of the previous ones shifted#but i still gotta draw it bc one of the later ones uses it. buh#when i said these werent chronological or connected btw i lied#though only VERY VERY LOOSELY so. enough to bother *me* if i don't do them in order#but not enough that's really going to be noticeable to anyone else. they're each still intended 99% as standalone.#the arc is very minor but its there. for me. for anyone else it probably just amounts to a couple easter egg references/ consistencies#by the by the pizzaposts before this arent part of the series.#one small quickie thing and one i would...really like to get done sooner rather than later bc i need it out of my system#former's like 70% sketched im just waffling on execution#latter is uh...theres a lot there but it's harder to work on And harder tell how close to done it is.#unrelated its funny how i Always forget brick until i start putting anything down and then its like oh god yeah i can do bg Jokes with him#funny in the sense that one of my webcomic protag oc's is a...spatially similar deal as him [little kid with a big bear companion]#and i ALWAYS forget the bear when im scripting it. until i start messing with the layout and its like fuck theres a bear.#i have to do things with this now. fortunately thus far it hasn't been too hard to adapt#much rambling tonight goodbye. i haev to go block all these damn bots
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͏͏𝒗𝒊. ͏MORE THEN JUST FRIENDS ! enha ͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏— ͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏& ͏ ͏𝐢
bsf(?)enha x f!reader. warning. none, kissing in jake’ + fluff wc.0.9k 🐰 seiu?!: after a century i’m writing hcs again yayy
— HEESEUNG LEE
let’s you bite him, very weird behavior but he has grown used to it, at first he was all confused as to why you feel the need to bite him like a chew toy but it’s okay your best friend(?) get you now, his biceps nom nom, but due to all this he has bite marks all over him which he is least bothered about but he does get asked if he is dating someone a lot which is confusing because why would people just assume he is dating out of the blue “yn you know i have been asked three times today whether im seeing someone and it’s all because of the bite marks you leave, people would think we are dating”
“do you want that to be a reality” he looks at you with wide eyes “are you hearing yourself” — “i am heeseung”
— JAY PARK
wears your hair tie which very bf coded and i wonder why he hasn’t asked you out yet? like which bestie goes around wearing a girls hair tie when he obviously is in the market? wearing it just makes you thing he is taken “do you love my hair tie that much you can’t even return it to me? YOU CANT RETURN MY OWN HAIR TIE TO ME” shoves a piece of cake in your mouth to shut you up “is it bothering that much, i will buy you more” which is weird because why not just return the one he has on his wrist, at this point he just wants be a wife.
“keeps me away from girls you know” oh so now he is just using you as an escape mechanism “keeps me a step closer to you” your ears turned red “so you wanna date me?” you ask
“that’s very multifaceted question” you hit his shoulders “big meanie” he giggled knowing damn well he is down right bad for you
— JAKE SIM
don’t at him but he has kissed you, like a full blown kiss not just a peck, for training purposes right? yes for training purposes so you both don’t seem like complete losers with no experience when you start dating someone, you can at least put each others name on the resume “do you wanna kiss?”
“no” jake looked at you with puppy eyes “why not” just because this is not WHAT NORMAL FRIENDS DO MR.HOT AND GENIUS BESTIES “your breath smells bad” eyes out like that sad hamster on tiktok with violin bg playing “UGH WHATEVER” you kiss him as he smiles between the kisses, knowing you can’t resist him (damn hot mf) “love ya see you after the match”
— SUNGHOON PARK
takes you on dates, and i get that it’s normal but it’s not normal when he is taking you out alone with him every other week to ‘treat you’, because normal friends totally don’t eat at a fancy restaurant together or go on a late night drive without romantic feelings like girl who are you kidding? “don’t you ever think all this dates we go to without our other friends who you reject because you only want to be with me is the reason why people think we are dating”
“yes” he said cuddling you on his bed “and like this is not normal too you cuddling me, WAIT WHAT YES?” he kissed you forehead “yes but we aren’t just friends either you know” butterflies
— SUNOO KIM
cuddles all the time, whether it is out, in school or hanging out at each others houses, you both are all up each others, which has been pointed out so many times but sunoo really doesn’t care, he would rather feel your soft cheeks next to his than hear people about how this can be a whole scandal and lower the chances of you both getting any partners because people think you both are dating “sunoo can i get some water please i’m dehydrated” you try to wiggle out of the sofa you both were cuddling “nooo i will be cold”
“no you won’t be ugh get off me big baby” you try to push him as he gets up “so now you hate me” obviously he is faking it but you feel bad “im not i’m sorry sunoo what do you want me to do”
“date me”
— JUNGWON YANG
unusually long eye contact, and not the staring contest kinda way, but a loving and soft way, like he is expressing how much he loves you by staring at you, even when you are not looking at him he is always admiring you, asked at multiple occasions why he was staring at you and he just replies with ‘can’t i look at my best friend’ like sure so normal for a bestie to look at his bestie with love doe eyes. so the way he looks at you with undivided attention you might think he is listening to everything you are saying but no you got him wrong.
he humming at you talking about some dog you found cute on tiktok but he isn’t actually really listening and registering anything you are saying, he too busy admiring your plump lips that he would give anything to kiss right now “and then a blue cat said heya bro” he still looking at you “hmm that’s cool”
“YANG JUNGWON YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME” you said shaking him “i guess not, it’s hard to control myself from kissing you and still listen to you, i can’t multitask like that”
— RIKI NISHIMURA
has your face as his alternate face lock id, also lets you use his phone, you want his phone real quick okay have it, you want to see through his photos okay have it, you want to use his insta okay use it, the only thing you are off limits is the boys gc because shady business goes down there, people really think you are dating your bestie and how he is the most honest and trustworthy bf ever? like no he has thousands of feet pics in his camera roll and you haven’t heard any explanation from him yet? how is he honest.
“you are going through my dms?” riki asks as you play around with his phone “yeah and if that bothers you don’t worry im texting this pretty girl who slide in your dms, soon you would have a cute girlfriend all because of my rizz” he snatched his phone from your hands “what the hell i thought i blocked her? yn why are texting her-”
“why? did you get offended? i’m sorry i shouldn’t have, no matter how close we are” he face palms like an old man done with everything “i’m not offended because you texted her, i’m offended at the fact that i have such a dumb friend who can’t see i want her more then just friends” there star struck aren’t you
#enhypen headcanons#enhypen scenarios#jake x reader#niki x reader#sunoo x reader#jungwon x reader#jay x reader#heeseung x reader#sunghoon x reader#sunoo imagines#sunghoon imagines#park jay imagines#sim jake imagine#jungwon imagines#niki imagines#niki scenarios#jungwon scenarios#enhypen imagines#enhypen x reader#heeseung scenarios#enhypen#sunghoon scenarios#enhypen reactions#enhypen oneshots#sunghoon fluff#yang jungwon#niki fluff#can u see how i love riki
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best man and maid of honour being absolutely enemies and hating the living shit out of each other
hate sex at the bachelor/bachelorette parties?
"i hate you" - c.bg
pairing: best man!beomgyu x maid of honor!reader
summary: your best friend is marrying the love of her life, but you can't stand her groom's best man, choi beomgyu. his arrival at her bachelorette party sends you into a rage, one that turns into something more heated than just an argument
warnings: hate sex, semi-public sex (bathroom at a club), dubcon (reader and bg are both somewhat intoxicated), pussy job, unprotected sex, pull out method, spanking, mention of hickeys, hair pulling (bg receiving), use of "baby/ princess/ pretty slut" for reader, insults as foreplay?
word count: 2,800+
part one of wedding season
“How original.” Despite being impossibly close already, he pressed closer to you, more in your space. You felt the heat grow between your legs and swore it was the tequila. “Why don’t you tell me how you really feel then?”
“I hate you,” you spat through gritted teeth.
“Then why are you humping my leg?”
I need to know where you’re having Soobin’s bachelor party
Your text sat unread alongside several other versions of the same message. God, he was driving you crazy.
It’s true that maybe you were taking your duties as maid of honor a little more seriously than you really needed to. You’d heard the wedding planner mutter that it was almost as if you were the bridezilla. But is it really your fault if the bride was your absolute best friend since childhood and didn’t have a party planning bone in her body? Her big day would be completely perfect in every way, you were going to make damn sure of it- which meant that you couldn’t kill the best man, no matter how much you wanted to.
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You’d never been a big fan of Beomgyu. He was Soobin’s best friend. You adored Soobin- he made your best friend happy and always was kind and considerate of you when you third wheeled- but you couldn’t understand why someone so kind, so patient as Soobin would be best friends with someone like Beomgyu. They were polar opposites. Soobin was quiet; Beomgyu needed to be the life of the party. It was grating. He was too rowdy, too silly, too committed to the bit.
And right now, he was driving you completely crazy with his lack of responses.
You wanted this bachelorette party to be perfect, straight out of a movie. Dinner, drinks, tiny penis straws- a night to remember. Your best friend and her entire bridal party were going to pregame at your apartment before heading to her favorite club. Everyone would buy her drinks and make her feel like a princess until she got too drunk to walk. You’d even pre-ordered the Uber for the end of the night.
You’d planned out outfits and accessories and a perfect itinerary. This Saturday was going to be perfect. Only one thing could put a wrench in your plans, and he was currently leaving you on delivered.
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Several days, many texts and a few voicemails later, Beomgyu finally replied.
Same day. Quit worrying. I have everything planned
Where though? You texted back immediately. But to no avail. He didn’t even open your reply.
“That asshole."
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The bass pumped steadily through the speakers, a thumping you could feel in your chest. The night was going perfectly. Photos were perfectly candid, drinks were flowing steadily, not a hair on your head was out of place. Everyone’s dresses were shiny and slutty and looked damn good. Everything was perfect. Just as you planned. You were practically glowing- or maybe that was just a side effect of the tequila.
You were just about to snap another selfie with the bridal party when you heard a warbled “baby!” from across the bar. Your best friend’s eyes lit up as she turned around to see her fiance rushing towards her. Soobin, larger than life, appeared as a blur, scooping her up in his embrace and plastering drunken kisses across her face.
You froze. Fuck! What is he doing here?
The bride was whisked away by her husband-to-be, leaving you at the bar, mouth hung open in disbelief. Everything was perfect. How could this happen?
The culprit behind your ruined night slid into the seat next to yours. Choi Beomgyu, a nasty smirk on his face, appeared in your sight. Your blood boiled. “How dare you?” you hissed.
His face didn't change as he asked, “how dare I what?”
“How dare you show up here? You knew this was my choice for the bachelorette party.”
“Watch your tone, princess, it was literally not my fault.”
You scoffed, pissed at his tone and the pet name. “How is it not your fault that you’ve brought the guys here to ruin my girls’ night?”
“You know how Soobin gets when he drinks,” Beomgyu reminded you. The part of your brain that wasn’t swimming in tequila recognized that he had a point. You and your best friend had laughed more than once at the sentimental calls she received from a drunken Soobin, in his feelings after a few drinks and missing his girl. The part of your brain that just drank a margarita out of a tiny pink penis straw didn’t care that maybe Beomgyu had a point, that part of your brain was just pissed off.
Your mouth moved faster than the logical part of your brain as you cursed him out. How dare he ruin your night? Why would he do the one thing you asked him not to do? You texted him, so, so, so many times. Though you haven’t drank much, the alcohol mixed easily with the swirling emotions to take your anger from zero to ten quickly, and it wasn’t long before heads began to turn in your direction.
Beomgyu grabbed your wrist to pull you away from the bar, away from the curious eyes. You were reluctantly pulled along towards the shadows near the bathrooms. His grip on your arm only made your anger burn hotter. Who does he think he is?
He pulled you to a stop in the single-stall restroom, his hand finding its way to your waist. His touch was surprisingly gentle as he looked you in the eyes. “You need to calm down.”
"Why the fuck are you here? I told you not to come here. I told you so many times and you fucking showed up anyway!"
He sighed, leaning back as he did. “I told you; Soobin asked and I couldn’t say no.”
The light caught his dark hair at this angle, shining through his bangs and illuminating his features. Was he always this good looking?
Beomgyu noticed your pause. “That’s it then? Got nothing to say now? After that scene out there?”
You felt the anger in your blood pick up again. “Don’t act like I’m the asshole here!” You took a staggering step towards him in the tiny space as you raised your voice. “You could’ve distracted him!”
He took a step back, away from your advancement. He tilted his head, resting it against the dark red wall. Your temper stilled in your chest as your eyes fixated on his Adam's apple, on the sharp angle it possessed, how it jutted out from his pretty throat. What was happening to you? Why were you noticing things about him?
“You keep doing that.” His voice was low when he spoke, its trembling bass sent a shiver down your spine. You swore it was just the alcohol that made you squeeze your thighs together.
“Doing what?” Your voice was barely more than a whisper. You weren’t sure Beomgyu could hear it over the noise of the club, muffled but still noticeable in the small bathroom.
He moved towards you, caging you in, pressing you back against the cool stone of the sink. “Getting distracted.”
Your breath hitched as you took in his features. His brown eyes stared at you with something burning below the surface. His cheeks were flushed red from his own night of drinking. His full lips were parted just so, and were so, so close to yours.
You watched him smirk, laughing at you. The spark of anger flashed in you again. How dare he laugh at you? Put you in this compromising position? Take you away from you girls after ruining your night? “There you go again. Am I that distracting, princess?”
“Shut up.”
“How original.” Despite being impossibly close already, he pressed closer to you, more in your space. You felt the heat grow between your legs and told yourself it was the tequila. “Since it's just the two of us here," he leaned in so his breath fanned against your ear as he spoke. "Why don’t you tell me how you really feel then?”
“I hate you,” you spat through gritted teeth.
“Then why are you humping my leg?” His voice was deep and mischievous as he asked, dark eyes glinting with a look that made both your anger and the heat between your thighs swell.
You looked down in horror as he lifted the front of your dress to reveal a wet spot on his jeans. “Look baby, all wet just for me.” He was goading you, and fuck, it was working.
“Shut up,” you said again, shoving his shoulders hard so he stepped back. You followed, pushing him against the dark wall once more. Your hands found his collar as you spoke. “You never listen to me! You weren’t supposed to be here! You always make everything about you!” You were pissed, letting the alcohol bring up the feelings you’ve politely squashed down for months. You wanted him to know what you thought of him, needed him to know that you couldn’t stand to be around him. That he was the bane of your existence and this night was the icing on the cake.
But this close you could smell the cologne he dabbed on his throat, a warm, spicy scent that made your head spin a different way than the tequila did. His Adam’s apple bobbed when he swallowed, tilting his head to look at you and it filled your vision. You suddenly felt very hot and a very strong need to bite it, to mark him up.
“Is that everything? Or is there anything else you want to say?” You met his gaze, dark chocolatey, brown eyes rimmed with pretty lashes. Was Beomgyu hot? How had you never noticed him like this before?
His voice interrupted your thoughts. “Because if it is, I’d like to say that you are the most controlling, tight-wound, micro-managing person I’ve ever met. If it’s not your way, then it’s not right.” He grabbed your hands from his collar as he spoke, holding them tightly as he pushed you backwards until your ass met the cool stone of the sink. “Isn’t that so?”
The action threw you off your guard. He was toying with you in a way you didn’t expect. He was always a tease, but this was much more controlling than you’d ever seen him be. “Answer me.”
“Don’t fucking talk to me like that.”
“Or what?”
He stared at you, eyes burning into yours as you held your face fierce. You had no idea how to answer but you couldn’t back down. Not now, not to him.
The tension broke by way of Beomgyu claiming your lips with his, a swift kiss that shook you out of your competition. His lips were soft, slightly chapped as he nibbled at yours, tongue darting out to ask for entrance. His tongue was in your mouth, filling your head with notes of beer and whisky, a sharp contrast to the sickly sweet tequila that still coated your tongue. Fuck, he tasted good, deep and smoky, it paired so well with his cologne. Your head spun, fuzzy and light. You needed him, needed him now.
His hand groped your breast over the tight material of your dress, squeezing not for your pleasure but for his. His actions were rough, quickly pulling down the thin fabric to paw at your bra. You broke the kiss to gasp when his fingers pulled roughly at your nipple, but Beomgyu didn’t stop. His hands continued to squeeze and pull however they wanted as his teeth nipped at the column of your throat. It was maddening.
You tugged roughly at his hair, drawing a whine as you pulled him away from your neck. Through the haze in your head you could only remember that you couldn’t have any hickeys at the wedding. “Suck here.” You shoved his head roughly onto your chest, throwing your head back in ecstasy as his hot mouth found your nipple.
It was good, so good. Beomgyu made sweet noises against your skin when you pulled his hair, lightly in comparison to the rough tug that brought him to your chest. His mouth was good, but all the attention to your chest left you feeling needy in your core. You pulled his hair again, forcing his pretty lips away from your aching nipple. “Are you gonna fuck me?”
He rolled his eyes, mouth slick with his saliva. “Always so demanding.” He lifted you onto the ledge of the sink, fingers ghosting up your inner thigh. “Does this pussy need something?”
“Shut up and fuck me.”
“No,” he said, mischievous glint returning to his eyes. “Ask me nicely.”
You scoffed. As if.
But he held your gaze, challenging. You looked down to see the tent in his pants, clearly he wanted this too. But he didn’t budge. “Ask me nicely or I’ll leave you here like this.”
“Fuck you.”
He cocked his head. “Is that so?” His movements were quick as he turned you around so you stood, front plastered to the sink ledge. His hands reached beneath your dress to pull down your soaked panties, leaving you exposed, pressed to his back and facing yourself in the mirror. “If you’re not going to ask nicely, then I’m not going to fuck you.” His voice was a low growl in your ear.
A hand held your chest as you felt him unbutton his pants, actions sloppy and uncoordinated with one hand. You bit back a moan as you felt his hot cock press against your ass. He pushed it against your folds, nudging your clit and making you whine.
“Just this until you beg for my cock.” He thrust against you, cock gathering your drooling wetness and gliding, frustratingly smooth against your sensitive core. It wasn’t enough, couldn’t be enough. His cock felt delicious and hot against you, but it didn’t slip inside. You arched back, aching for him to be inside. He chuckled at the motion. “So desperate.” His hand slapped your ass, the sound loud in the tiny room. “C’mon, use your words.”
You shook your head, not wanting to give in, to let him win. He continued to thrust against your pussy, making a mess of the both of you. The tip of his cock snagged against your entrance and you moaned loudly, hanging your head as you gripped the cool stone sink in an attempt to ground yourself.
He laughed at your display, hand finding your chin and forcing you to look at yourself in the mirror. “Look at yourself. Such a pretty slut for me,” he groped your chest as he whispered. The dual sensations of his tip brushing against your clit with every thrust and his fingers pinching and pulling at your nipples was driving you mad. You needed him, you couldn’t stand it. Paired with the soft pants and almost-hidden moans from Beomgyu behind you, you were stuck maddeningly on the edge.
“C’mon, say it. Ask me. Tell me you need my cock.” He smacked your ass again, pushing you into the sink and breaking your defenses.
“Please! Please Beomgyu, please give me your cock! Need it so bad, fuck, just put it inside.”
His smile was devilish as he kissed your throat. “Now, that wasn’t too hard, was it?”
He didn’t let you answer before pushing his cock fully inside you. Slick with your wetness, he went in smoothly, earning a loud moan from you at the sudden fullness. He groaned along with you, eyes crinkling shut as he took in the feeling. “God, this pussy.”
His hips snapped into you messily. Both of you were already so close to your peaks, there was no way that this would last long. His cock hit that spot inside of you perfectly at this angle. It was a sweaty mess of slick and pleasure and you weren’t sure how long you could hold off before crashing.
“Beomgyu,” you panted his name. “I’m close.” His hand reached down, finding your over-sensitive clit and pressing down roughly. “Don’t- don’t cum in me.” You grabbed his hand that gripped the sink. He nodded against your hair, not looking up.
“Cum on my dick baby, cum on my dick and I’ll cum on your ass.” You nodded, anywhere but inside.
He shoved his fingers in your mouth and you sucked, coating them in your spit. They returned to rub quick, hard circles on your clit. Your orgasm struck you like lighting, hot and heavy it poured down on you, splitting your fuzzy head wide open. Your legs shook against Beomgyu and before you were fully through your high he was pulling out to shoot his load across the bare skin of your ass.
The two of you stood there, leaning against the sink for support as you panted, coming down from your highs. Beomgyu’s forehead rested against your back.
You weren’t sure how much time passed before he shuffled away, still close, but not pressed against you. “We should,” you began. He was still beautiful, even after your cloud of rage-induced lust had faded. You cleared your throat. “We should, um, we should probably clean up. Go find everyone.”
His voice was husky when he spoke. “They’re probably wondering where we are.”
Your gaze lingered on him for a little too long before you replied softly, “yeah, probably.”
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Could I request a GN Tav with Astarion/Gale/Rolan/ or karlach and their Christmas festivities like decorating cookies, Christmas tree decorating, wrapping presents ect
Ooo this’ll be fun. I haven’t interacted with Rolan much, but I do want to write him so I’ll try my best. It’ll be set to the six months after the Netherbrain with the ‘good��� endings.
Astarion
He doesn’t have any traditions (obvi)
Baking? Too messy. Wrapping gifts? Not his favorite, but he’ll make them look nice. Decorating a tree? Too many pine needles.
Truthfully, he’ll do anything as long as you do it with him
From putting flour on your apron to licking icing off your fingers
To wrapping gifts for your family and friends and putting a bow on your head
But above all, I think he’d enjoy decorating a tree
He’d be walking along BG and he’d see a poorly decorated one in storefronts and scoff
(He could do so much better)
And he does
This man has an eye for style. He’d make the most breathtakingly gorgeous tree in a day, despite never doing it before
He does hate tinsel
Despite being extremely dexterous, he’d somehow get it caught on everything
His foot, his fingers, even his hair
(He hates it)
He loves getting you gifts, though
He struggles with words, but gifts?
He can do that
His gifts will be so special since he remembered everything you say
Looked at a necklace too long? Guess what that pretty little gift under the tree is.
He doesn’t remember if his family had any traditions for the holidays. No opening a gift the day before. No matching pajamas. No family dinners. If anything, he used to be rather spiteful towards the holidays. Skulking about Baldur’s Gate, he’d see lovers and families laughing together. All while he was struggling to get through his day to day life.
But then it all changed. He was free. Free from Cazador, free from his past, free from everything that ever haunted him. The nightmares would linger, maybe forever, but it was easier with you.
Especially when you looked so cute in the matching plaid pajamas you made him wear. The garments were loose in you since you insisted on getting the size up.
You were a vision. The moonlight hitting your face made you look ethereal. He knew the necklace he got you, neatly wrapped and waiting to be put under the soon to be decorated tree, would look beautiful on your bare neck.
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“The tinsel goes around the tree, Astarion,” you snickered, making him huff.
“I’m-” he tried to pull the sparkly string off, “I’m aware, but the damn thing…”
“For a rouge, you’re-”
He shot you a look, “Don’t you finish that sentence.”
With the tree nearly finished, the tinsel was supposed to be quick and easy. For Astarion, he wore it rather well. Wrapped around his ankle and arm, little bits in his hair and his shirt, paired with his signature pout.
You helped take it off of him, pressing a kiss to his cheek, “You’re adorable.”
“You’re awful.”
“I love you.”
He huffed, but begrudgingly smiled, “Yes, yes. I love you, too.”
Gale
Morena is beyond excited to meet you, fussing over you like you’re her own child
She enlists your help in getting Gale his gift since she hasn’t seen him in over a year
Tara tags along, of course, not so subtly trying to convince you to get Gale to shave his beard
As for Gale, he’s rushing to finish grading his student’s finals before the school break starts
After a year in isolation and longer still with Mystra, he’s ecstatic to finally rejoin his mother and Tara
Any free time he has is spent on perfecting your gift, a spell that he had been working on since you mentioned missing the stars
Once everything is set and finished, he’d definitely teach you Waterdavian dishes
But baking?
Please help him
He can make potions, write new spells, create flavorful dishes, but baking trips him up
A few well placed hands over his as you stir and eating hot cookies before they’re ready and he’ll love it
But he’ll need you to keep teaching him again. And again. Especially how to stir.
You laughed, your hand over his as you ‘helped’ him fold the batter, “Are you sure you need help?”
“Absolutely,” he chuckled as he kissed the top of your head, “It’s very difficult.”
Rolling your eyes, you scooped up a bit of batter and plopped it on his cheek, making him scoff, “Excuse me, what did I do to deserve this?” He put a dollop on your nose in retribution.
There was more flour and batter on you both than on the baking pan.
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“Go ahead,” his voice was soft, “open it.”
It felt light. You slowly unwrapped the box. It looked simple enough: a wooden box with a hole at the top with… something inside. You felt along the bottom and pressed on what you assumed to be a button from the ‘click’.
You understood why he wanted the lights down low for the gifts now.
The roof lit up with a light show. A 3D model of the constellations.
“You, ah,” he scratched the back of his neck, “You always look so breathtaking when you’re stargazing. You said something about missing them, so… I just wanted to give that little bit of joy back to you.”
I’m a little stuck on Rolan and Karlach, so I’m going to reblog this with them on a later date. Until then, take this offering.
#Gale Dekarios x Reader#gale dekarios x you#gale x reader#gale x you#gale headcanons#Astarion Ancunin x reader#Astarion Ancunin x you#astarion x reader#astarion x you#astarion headcanons
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Val has an upgraded bedroom, which was something that had been driving me NUTS for a while, her old room bg had a ton of heavy edits to get the colors and lighting to where they are currently :') (You can see a comparison on patreon for free)
Another issue I had with the old BG is how HUGE her room is! and I was majorly bugged by the floor texture being pixelated at the corner, right where the click to continue indicator would be 🥴
I didn't want to change the look too much. We're all used to her room and love it, it would feel weird to see a whole new setting, and there was so much i did like, like the white furniture, the purple bed, the beanbags, and that damn egg pillow XD. But I didn't want it to be just a zoomed in version of the old one either.
I actually drew a lot of the decorations myself. the posters are obvious, but the backpack and three plushies are all drawn by me, with some adjustments to the painting and the lighting to make it blend it more n_n The updated one is by the same artist who did the rest of the bakery/Val's home backgrounds.
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HLVRAI dancing headcanons
Bubby - we see how he dances in the end at Chuck E Cheese. uses all those preset moves like "the lawnmower" "the shopping cart" "the disco" etc.
Coomer - matches whoever he's dancing with <3 but on his own dancing is very... fighting like. like you cant tell if he's shadowboxing or dancing but either way he's killin it!!!
Tommy - i think he doesn't go out of his way to dance. of course at his own party with everyone else dancing, he's dancing, but mostly he's on the sidelines watching and enjoying himself like that. however... sometimes Frat Boy Tommy comes out from his college years and MAN HE IS HITTING EVERY BEAT WITH PRECISION!!! its almost too much
Gordon - he used to watch dance tutorials online and it shows. not in a good way tho, more like he's doing a lot of dance moves but they're not natural- he's trying too hard. if the song doesnt fit those moves hes learned hes lost and just sort of fades away into the bg. but otherwise he's just an average dancer.
Benrey: does the most intense choreo with a dead face the whole time. Like This. or This afterwards he just goes back to normal which is walking everywhere, not even swinging his damn arms. dancing will be the most you see this man move.
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I LOVE Wyll and I understand why they did the rewrites I think he's a wonderful character and wouldn't trade him for his EA counterpart. However, since they chose to rewrite him the lack of material does a disservice to his character.
I love Gale and Astarion and would not change their stories for the world but they aren't really integral to the main plot. Wyll is though. Yet Astarion especially has SO much dialogue he comments on EVERYTHING and Wyll barely has anything to say even on the stuff that's important to him, like Gortash's coronation. It's called Baulder's Gate 3 yet the son of a BG duke has almost nothing to say. He's a monster hunter and we're fighting mind-flayers. There's rarely an instance where you couldn't come up with something for him to say.
It's just so heart braking that Theo, his voice actor, is so passionate about and loved doing his romance scenes so much but Wyll has the least amount of hours dedicated to it.
Scenes I would have liked:
Wyll talking to a child or an innocent post Karlach and he either gets hugged and gets to be surprised that people still see him as heroic. Or he's a bit too smug about it or guilty if he killed Karlach.
Wyll meeting up with a member of the flaming fist he used to know in Act 3- maybe they were trainees together when they were teens - and getting to talk about the old days like Karlach and her friend.
Wyll getting to be really surprised Florrick still wants his help in Moonrise after he's been transformed and she puts 2 and 2 together at his reaction and asks if this is why he left Balder's Gate and he tells her that his father asked him to leave. Florrick can agree or disagree depending on whether Wyll is on a good route and become a pseudo parental/familial figure.
The companions dialogue reaction to him braking his pact is fixed so everyone is more like how they react to Shadowheart killing her parents and aren't instead jumping down his throat like he's a power hungry maniac. It's clearly leftovers from EA Wyll when he was more power hungry but it throws his whole character off because clearly this version doesn't struggle with selflessness, he is nothing but! He needs to put himself first over his dad for once in his life. Like the only one I even kind of like is Halsin's dialogue about how a plant sometimes need to strangle a tree to find it's own light. I'm wondering if that isn't something to do with Halsin being expanded upon later in development so it was easier to match it to the new Wyll. Like Wyll damning himself for eternity is satisfying if he's been selfish, but at present it's just him risking himself again and not even for someone we know yet (or *spoilers* someone useful like all the dragon tip does is give us a bit more info about the Emperor and give Wyll some confidence(but that's less Ravenguard's fault and more the writers for not giving Wyll a proper Act 3 quest)).
I think it's VERY bold of Ravengaurd to say he WILL make it up to Wyll. Not that he'll try but that he knows he can make it up to him. Despite throwing out the sweetest teen on earth even though he was clearly trying to tell him something. Despite likely hearing about the Blade of Fronteir's exploits and never reaching out. Even after being rescued by him to just be still so full of bitterness. Despite all his failings as a father and always putting his reputation and Baulder's Gate above his son he really thinks it'll all be water under the bridge soon. So, I would like it if your TAV was able to challenge this assumption.
I would like it rewritten so Wyll actually has it out with his Dad instead of tadpoling him what has happened post rescue. Let them actually talk finally. Wyll lacks so much agency and could really use a dramatic moment like everyone else gets in Act 3 to shine.
I would love if your approval is high enough or you're romancing him for you to be able to see his walls come down once. I think it would be so powerful if after this whole journey he's been so composed and careful and then whatever happens with the contract in Act 3 he lets you see how he really feels for once. Like you still have your talk and he's all composed and tells you he just needs some time. However, later that night when you've gone for a long rest you catch him on the roof of the Elfsong or something. He could be crying, or praying to Tyr to save his father, or screaming, summoning dark tendrils of magic and yelling about how he resents his power.
Also Florrick should not show up if you break the contract unless the Duke is dead. It screws up Mizora's dialogue and brakes it a bit. Like if Florrick didn't show up till after you killed Orin that would probably work because if you kill Orin first you probably aren't going to kill Gortash or go down to the Iron Throne. Or at least give it a long rest or two before she shows up.
There's also just dialogue that does not fit that's leftovers from EA I believe. Like after braking the pact TAV being able to tell Wyll he shouldn't be a duke because he's too power hungry. Or even the companion dialogue where Wyll is a bit of a playboy and flirts with Lazel and then Shadowheart immediately afterwards - it totally goes against his hopeless romantic nature. Not that I want them to take even more content away from him though.
#wyll#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#baldurs gate wyll#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#balders gate 3#larian#duke rave#ulder ravengard#bg3#myanalysis#bg3 meta#larian critical#larian pls#larian studios
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if you are a REAL ENGENE read this until the end, it's long but so so important!!!
I need Engenes to start supporting enhypen the same way they do with us, and I'm being serious.
I warn you that there will probably be some spelling mistakes because English is not my first language, but honestly at this moment I don't give a damn about that I just hope you understand what I have to say.
I'm so tired of seeing other fandoms talking bullshit about the boys, and dragging the group and members at every opportunity. This is not the first, the second, third and definitely won't be the last one. I'm not saying for us to be like them but for us to start being better, and not in a way that they talk shit about enhypen and we just let it happen without saying a word but in a way that they talk shit and we show the results!!!
WE ENGENES are the ones who make them break records, WE ENGENES are the people who should support them on this path, WE ENGENES are the people responsible for voting and streaming their music and honestly we are not doing this well. Romance : Untold was a perfect album, and Sunghoon said he expected to get 3 wins with this album; instead we only got one. and sometimes it feels like it was purely luck. we had a goal for the XO mv to have 40M views on the first month, now 3 months have passed and we are still at 33M. XO and BTHB had the chance to trend on tiktok and we let it pass. How do you expect Enhypen to be known? Honestly Belift doesn't promote them too much, and in the few times that it happens y'all let it pass and act like it didn't happen. So the only ones who can ACTUALLY promote the group are us engenes.
The ones on Tik Tok are useless, most of them don't vote, don't stream, don't watch mvs, are only there for interactions and comment "who's your bias??" at every video. The ones on Twitter are fighting with each other all the time. The few on Tumblr are only here for fanfics. And not to mention the fake engenes that are LITERALLY telling us to boycott the group which is honestly the worst thing we can do for them!!!!
So please, all I'm asking is for y'all started acting as a FANDOM. we need to unite, connect, whatever, to help the boys to grow. Can we please do this???
ENHYPEN already warned us that next year's schedule will be super busy, that means they already know their plans and have accepted the challenge. We should match their pace in terms of working hard all year. ENGENEs I ask you, are you ready?
let's support them with whatever we can and I ask all the Engenes to kindly stream we need to go on a steaming lockdown. Every Engene who come across this comment kindly stream to their fullest, collect rewards for music shows, Stream music videos etc.
But let's not start it next year, let's do it NOW!!! as we know enhypen will probably have a comeback in November so download higher, all charts, idol champ, mubeat, mnet plus, upick and star collecting for the voting, you don't need to download all of them just one or two is already good enough to help. Just download the app, do your attendance, watch some ads, and when the voting stars just vote for enhypen, simple like that. We have one month to collect so when it starts we're ready.
ENHYPEN has a chance to take AOTY to this year's MAMA, we urgently need to increase streams in romance:untold, listen to the album as much as possible, let's give them this award, please!!! Moonstruck is kinda trending on tiktok right now so let's keep it that way post videos with the songs, do edits, dance challenges etc
and also, enhypen is the only bg of the 4th generation to have four songs with 300M on spotify and I know in the future there will be many more, but right now we need to make given-taken have 200M on Spotify so here are some playlists for Romance Untold and Given-Taken
R:U & Given-Taken 2 hours
Given-Taken to 200M
Given-Taken to 200M + XO focus
Romance Untold 8 hour stream
as Engenes we need to support our boys they not rookie's anymore they are Senior now. They have big goals in 2025 ENGENES need a mindset like ENHYPEN.. ENGENES also need a Big Goals to our boys like Deasang!!!! let's work hard
#enhypen#engenes#enhypen comeback#enhypen comfort#enhypen crack#enhypen jungwon#yang jungwon#lee heeseung#enhypen heeseung#enhypen park jongseong#park jongseong#enhypen jay#shim jake#shim jaeyun#sim jaeyun#enhypen jake#enhypen jongseong#enhypen park sunghoon#park sunghoon#enhypen kim sunoo#kim sunoo#ni ki#enhypen nishimura riki#enhypen niki#jaywon#heejake#sunsun#wonki#sunki#jayhoon
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SEASON 3 TRAILER DROPPED HERES MY THOUGHTS (LN spoilers)
BROTHER AND SISTER OF ALL TIME THEYRE SO CUTE <3 love seeing how their relationship has progressed from beako literally throwing him out a window for stuff like this to her happily playing along its so so so so so cute. genuinely just one of the cutest and sweetest dynamics in the series
hi ram roswaal and fred :) this is probably all we're going to really see of you guys this arc lol
JOSHUA REAL!!!!! but not for long (also otto in the bg foreshadowing all the drinking hes about to do this arc. hes so stressed. poor emilia is trying her best)
julius looks so babyfaced here? they really emphasized his long eyelashes just like subaru has been on about every time he mentions him. they better include the scene where he checks him out, like, if they dont animate subaru looking dead at this mans ass im going to riot
i LOVE this shot of ana. you can really tell shes up to some corrupt capitalist bullshit as we speak. love her for that. wish i had this pic when i made that one money game anastasia video
the red dress actually does look really good on crusch like it compliments the green hair really well but also the crusch we know would not walk around in such a thing so its like. damn looks like the "memories are an important part of identity" story thinks memories are an important part of identity. who knew.
ALSO LOVE FELTS NEW LOOK SO MUCH! the only complaint is i felt (felt lol) like the red brought out her eyes more but the blue also looks cool. three primary colors all being used looks nice too
whatever who cares about all that THE CUNT!!!!!!! THE CUNT IS HERE!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR ALL THE DRAMA SHE CAUSES TO BE ANIMATED FOR REAL
no fucking way... did they actually...
THEY DID! THEY CENSORED THAT HORRIBLE FUCKING DESIGN OH MY GOD. SHES WEARING SHORTS AND JUST A CROPPED SHIRT. AND CHAPS I GUESS? BUT ALSO A LITTLE SKIRT CAPE SO NO ASS SHOTS... THIS WILL MAKE WATCHING THE SEASON SO MUCH MORE TOLERABLE. i mean not perfect but STILL.
photos taken seconds before disaster lmfao. i still love how chin thinks subaru is a freak and weirdo for being so buddy buddy with him after he and his buddies mugged him. twice. (even more times from subarus perspective. hell he stabbed subaru once) genuinely cant wait to see more of this dynamic its so stupid.
THE FUCKING CUNT!!!!!! also the apples lol
oh you poor thing. you have no idea what next level family drama bullshit awaits. good luck. get ready to kill grandma AGIAN lol
:'( emilia still misses her terrible cat dad and its kinda sad when you know were not getting a resolution on that here either. they both look so sad :(
i cannot wait for garf mommy issues round fucking 2.
THIS CRAZY BITCH!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS CRAZY BITCH ANIMATED. I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THEYRE PORTRAY HER MANNERISMS. ESP W HOW WILD PETELGEUSE WAS ANIMATED IN S1. REAL LOONY TOONS BULLSHIT. AND HER POWERS ARE ALSO SOOOOOO MUCH COOLER I CANT WAIT
NO MORE DRESSES FOR CRUSCH YAY
he fucking bit it. yeah i guess thats what dogs do tho.
YOU. DIVORCE MAN. KILL YOURSELF. SLASH SERIOUS.
the empathy powers will have a glowing eye effect. very cool but i hope they dont show it too much in the first scene bc like in the LN i think its cooler if you dont know why everything is so... Wrong.
i dont rly have anything to say i just think ferris looks cool covered in blood. imagine being healed here like doctor catgirl will see you now
emilia be nice. that crazy bitch might be your mom. just like how the previous crazy bitch was in fact your dad.
THEY CHANGED UP CAPELLA'S DESIGN TOO honestly tho her being sexualized makes sense w a lot of the themes (the way its intentionally meant to be perverse and gross in a way explicitly stated) so i didnt mind as much and she still IS here but. this is still an improvement imo just a better outfit looks cooler. bug.
NAUR I DONT WANNA WAIT... OCTOBER.... AUGH
#re:zero#very excited even the things that i was the most unexcited abt and made me wary to watch have been fixed a bit yippeeee
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okay so quick side note before I get into MY HEAD… THE DOGS DIED SOBB THORGI MY BELOVED
vij’s thoughts on mcd season 1
from the beginning I LOVED the whole aspect of the role playing. It felt like a visual novel and I LOVE visual novels. If mcd becomes a game or book YES PLEASEEE
it was super interesting to learn more about Irene. In mystreet, we don’t really learn about her backstory so it was nice to learn about things that fit in the mystreet universe
100 episodes is A LOT and I thought fillers were fine. It definitely felt like a RPG game with all the tasks Aphmau had to do
Dude when Zane finally spoke his first line, I KICKED MY FEET AND SCREAMED INTO MY PILLOW YALL
Garroth was a little baby bitch at the end istg i wanted to punch his face but i guess he sacrificed himself for the group
Aaron is very unremarkable. Little emo boy. I’m guessing he has more screen time next season? ALSO HE HAD A WIFE AND A KID TF
still not a laurmau fan. SORRY GUYS but I just hate flirty guys and I feel like he’s also the reason for pushing garroth away from aphmau by like taking initiative. I guess thats why people are like yass Laurence but personally nah
I like how slowly you could realize that this series got more serious. like more ideas and thought put in for bg characters, even though they weren't "important"
Dante. MAKING HIM WAIT FOR 15 YEARS SOB. And I like how it seeps into mystreet as well
MAN ZANE AS LIKE JUST A VILLAIN YESSS. I hope he does not get redeemed and is just a bad guy
favorite character would have to be Donna. I really liked her character!! Sassy women <333
also omg legit forgot half of the villagers. like... who tf is corey???? is it molly or emma thats married to him??? too many damn pretty blonde women
babe house. just babe house.
i liked unhinged aphmau. its more funny now thinking about this compared to her newer content
at the end, i think i just cried for a minute or two. not only because i finished 100 episodes, but more that i miss aphmau's old content. her roleplay series is legit what got me through my childhood. and its very unlikely she'll return to this kind of content or similar roleplays.
like s7 is probably only here to satisfy us old hungry aphmau fans, but like MID?? no news whatsoever about it.
ANYWAYS I LOVED IT SO MUCH!! it was nice to just boot up an episode and just draw while watching. i might release some mcd doodles if i feel like it :P
i never tried mcd because im not a fantasy reader, but i pushed myself out of my comfort zone and im glad i did!! 10/10 would probably not do again because 100 eps are too much for me sob
#aphmau#aphmau roleplay#aphblr#aphverse#aphmau mcd#mcd#minecraft diaries#aphmau shalashaska#phoenix drop#garroth ro'meave#laurance zvahl#mcd laurance#mcd garroth#zane ro'meave#mcd zane#mcd s1#mcd donna aphmau#TLDR; I MISS APHMAU ROLEPLAY CONTENT AND I REALLY LIKED MCD
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Hello, my sweethearts!
Do you want to see your sims on render with fancy lights and editing but you don't know how to use Blender? Tutorials just blow your mind and you don't know what you need to do? It's ok, today is the best day of your life, your favorite auntie can do that for you :DD
Like, listen, I moved out from my family home because of university and first year of full-time studies in Law. My parents help me a lot, but still, I don't want to ask them for money every god-damn time. Work while studying law is… well, hard. Trust me, a full-time job is out of the question in this case.
Prices are negotiable! (For real, I understand everything. These are all just approximate prices and you can always just ask me how much your render will cost)
$25 — base price for simple render with or without bg.
Additional $10 for more sims ($10 each)
$45 — render with custom blender scene.
Additional $10 for more sims in a custom blender scene (again, $10 each)
Additional $5 for features like gravity and anything that'll cause me to separate meshes
Additional $5 custom accessories
Additional $5-$20 for editing
You can send me a reference images for sims, scenes, and poses
All purchase include a .blend file and, with editing case, a final, edited renders.
18+ cases:
Additional $30 for nudity/erotica,
I'll do gore, horror — additional $15.
Prices are negotiable
$25 — base price for simple scenes (single room, minimal clutter, etc.)
$40 — base price for more complex scenes (single room, lots of clutter, etc.)
$60 — base price for complex scenes (multi-room, outside, etc.)
Additional $5 for features, such as metal, glowing effects, etc.
All purchases include a .blend file.
Prices are negotiable
$25 — base price for one or two sims
$10 for more sims
$5 for accessories
Send me an ask, message, or discord message (_pyrka.)
Send your sim's tray files (with all CC!!!) and any items you'd like to be included (accessories, etc.)
ALL relevant details (inspo pictures, vibe, must-have poses, items, inspo songs, etc.)
Any additional info
I'll compile all the information, tell you a price and it's a moment of eventual negotiations
Down payment is a half of the full price — it will be due before any work is started and is not refundable
Remaining balance will be due before final work is sent to you
You will receive low quality screenshots throughout the creation process to keep you updated
My work turnaround is about a week, but before work is started, I'll tell you when you can expect your commissions
I won't overwhelm myself so I won't take too many at once. I'll communicate with you when I'll be able to start on your commission!
Simple renders example ($25 base)
Single sim in blender scene renders example ($45 base)
Two or more sims in a blender scene renders examples/pose examples/blender scene examples
#the sims 4#the sims 4 render#the sims 4 edit#the sims 4 commissions#the sims 4 poses#the sims 4 blender scenes#ts4 poses#ts4 render#ts4 edit#ts4 blender scene#sims commission#sims render#sims blender#sims poses#the sims edit#the sims render#the sims poses#the sims blender scene
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@jxwz sent: “ upset? why would i be upset? ” (psycho theme plays in the bg)
“Right.“ Long fingers dip into a breast pocket, fishing for the crumpled pack of cigarettes. Grey, stale eyes rest unseeing on Porco Galliard’s face until Bertholdt drops his gaze to light his smoke. He inhales the thick scent of tobacco, lets it billow down his throat and tar up his lungs. Blessed nicotine, a marvel of the world. He turns his head to exhale, some semblance of polite society not quite lost on him.
And he is hard to look at, isn’t he? Looks so damn much like his brother. Leonine, falcon-eyed. He’s grown into the man Marcel should’ve been. It is bizarre, how some griefs sit forever in the back of your throat while others barely make a dent. Marcel did. And Ymir. He remembers her, staring up at the sky and weeping bitter tears. She bought their lives with hers and she knew it then. Marley came to collect, after all. Been years now. He never got to mourn either one of them. Focus up.
Bertholdt watches Porco through the veil of silver smoke. Next to the sleep-deprived, hungry wreckage of the younger warrior, Porco looks almost pristine. He finally picks up the thread of his unspooling thought again, winds it around his fingers.
“And it doesn’t bother you at all that Braun was promoted despite everything.” He carries on. How quickly betrayal will just happen to you. How quickly the name he used to scream in fear and agony is demoted to a distant reference. Braun. Not Reiner. Bertholdt tastes bile, some other pain. But he can’t chase every damn ache in his body. He’d never get anything done.
“You’re a better man than me. I’d be upset.”
#jxwz#thanks for sending this in!#i set it in my time skip verse for convenience I hope that's okay!#verse : god of destruction.
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So regarding this anon - https://www.tumblr.com/alarrytale/771603640042553344/what-bothers-me-the-most-is-not-the-blame-falling. I’ve got a bit of rambling in me, sorry.
The sad part is (for Louis) is that the immature, toxic part of his fandom aka solo louies grows bolder day by day which is granted by his carelessness. Their repulsive behavior scares away all potential fans who want to engage with him on a deeper level. They will tank him if he continues to drive away the staple of his fans ( but don’t try to explain it to them, they’re too far gone anyway)
And I’m trying to put myself in hid shoes, Harry and Louis’ situation is no doubt one of a kind, and I’m also trying to think of another celebrity who would be so deeply engaged in fandom politics as much as Louis but come up empty.
So neither him nor his image agency (or whoever there is) have any precedent for how to navigate and balance ALL this nonsensical mess. Juggling your personal life, speculation about your personal life, your image management, bearding, babygate, child exploitation on your hands, tremendous grief and your entire career is unimaginable to hold together.
It’s not an excuse for his actions, a 30 yo celebrity of 15 years should know better than clashing one polar opposite side onto another more vulnerable, but it’s hard to make any sense of everything that’s been going on lately.
It just feels like a massive massive stagnation point. The fandom hasn’t been a pleasant place in a long time, even non-larries have started pointing to it. You reap what you sow, he’s guilty of it.
And I saw many fans pointing out that fans shouldn’t be fans of the artist’s personal life which is YES, PLEASE. But it’s so not a fair point for Louis’ fans who he’s been playing carrot and stick for so long that it’s become a deeply mutually parasocial relationship.
I hope he figures it out? Hope he does something to lock back the toxicity that’s been on resurgence since idk how long. Hope he figures out the most painless way out of the bbg, seeing now as he lost (all? some? a little bit?) the support net that’s been here to stay with him when this was going to happen
Anyway hope my ramblings make sense, thanks for reading💓
Hi, anon!
I welcome your ramblings! You are asking some good questions. Louis is in a stalemate and has been stuck there ever since bg began. He's damned if he do, and damned if he don't. He's got little agency, and every attempt to fix things is ruined by him having to fulfill his bg contract and deny larry. So he's just hanging on at this point, wondering the same thing as all of us, how long are fans going to stick around for? His hands are tied and we know that, but as you say, this isn't a very pleasant place anymore. Louis is also so distanced to us fans and we get nothing but grief from him and fellow fans.
I don't think Louis has a plan besides riding this out and hope people stick around for the end. He does as little as possible and within the boundaries of his contract. He's tired and we're tired. His reputation, image and brand is shit. Nothing is changing as far as i see things, it's the same old tricks every year. Fans are leaving or disengaging, while the cries of the gaslighted, manipulated and controlled solos are getting louder. It sucks but it is what it is.
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I have an idea :D if you’re up for it
it’s extermination day and you- a winged hellborn demon, get your hands on an abandoned angelic weapon and actually start exterminating sinners yourself (bc let’s be real so many of the background characters in hazbin are just plain awful)
Adam sees you taking care of business, seemingly having the time of your life while doing so, and it’s Hello Hello from gnomeo and juliet <3
A. N. - I love your brain so fucking much! I totally agree, some bg characters are so annoying (and it makes sense that they are)
TW - Descriptions of violence and enjoying it, Adam is a warning in of itself (cursing, sexual jokes, etc) A bit of body horror, I’m starting off strong
You never liked sinners. Loud and noisy and bitchy and just annoying. Appearing out of nowhere and taking what they wanted.
If angels were allowed to exterminate them, why couldn’t you? Especially if you just so happened to find a spare weapon and just so happened to enjoy how easily it sliced through the slug sinner’s skull.
You flew up, grinning wildly as you dove down. The spear easily sliced through bone. The sound of screams, followed by the thuds of bodies dropping, made it worth it.
Yeah, you were definitely doing this again.
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He froze. Him. The Adam.
But, then again, you were a hellspawn. A demon. Killing sinners. Isn’t that his job?
But goddamn, you made it look good. He never thought blood could be anything other than proof of how many sinners he killed, but now all he wanted was to see you covered in it.
You flew better than some of his own girls. Diving down, slicing and jabbing and cutting any sinner you saw. You made it look like an art.
And that grin. God, he could get hard just from that. Sharp teeth bared as you stared down the confused and dying sinners. What he wouldn’t give to have you biting down on-
“Sir!”
Damnit Lute.
“What, bitch?” He glared at her, although it always left her unfazed.
“I asked what you wanted me to do about the hellspawn. They have a spear,” she gripped her own tighter, watching you like a hawk, “which means they likely killed one of us for it.”
He rolled his eyes, “They can’t kill us, Danger Tits, worry. Besides, they’re killing sinners. I say leave ‘em. I’ll take care of them if they pull something.”
Lute gave him a look, “Are you going to stay here and make sure of it?”
Damn perceptive bitch…
“Sure, why not?” He shrugged, “Go keep an eye on Vagina. She’s been acting off. Make sure she keeps her kill count up. Don’t want her falling.”
Lute hesitated, narrowing her eyes at him. He always went for the most kills. Always bragging about being the big dick in charge. So… why was he so willing to stay?
“Yes, sir.”
As soon as Lute was out of sight, he turned around to look at you. He perched on a roof, just gazing at you.
“Fuck, that’s hot,” he grinned. He watched as you pulled your blood soaked spear from a wolf sinner’s thigh before stabbing back into their chest. He never watched someone else kill unless he had to, preferring to do it himself. But you? He’d watch you all day, any day.
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masquerade malleus vignette
(spoilers for glorious masquerade)
aww
i refuse to believe lilia is oblivious enough not to notice that they dont like his cooking
..although solomon (from obey me) doesnt notice either iirc, but i mean..
..sebek. in a vignette, you literally got his help in cleaning a stain from malleus' labcoat???
...i never thought id hear azul say those words.... what?????
i dont know how it didnt hit me until now but the only reason rollo's plan in glorious masquerade failed was because he was so insistent on having malleus there and taking away all his power and shit?? like. cause. none of us had enough magic to actually overpower the fire lotuses(? i cant remember what they were called), although yuu would be able to make it through with no magic how could we even fight rollo at the end??
and at the point it reaches malleus and he could do something about it, it'd be too late?? because i REALLY doubt he has enough to reach all of those flowers and with enough to completely fry them out. and i doubt the bell would reach it by then.
silver...
is azul even human?? im like pretty sure-ish he's not human. not even half human. just entirely sea creature with a human-like body to probably be treated more normally and not hunted for sport/food through evolution shit idfk (like. idk im pretty sure its a thing where pets look so much cuter to cause us to take them in and shit.)
anyway im just imagining sebek talking azul's ear off about how great malleus is because he finally has a buddy who understands and therefore would be willing to listen to him talk for hours straight about malleus's greatness. AND APPRECIATE IT. HAUIHDSUIhd and azuls just like ………………….. floyd and jade laughing at him from a distance azul sets sebek on them like 'i think those two should come to learn about malleus's brilliance, don't you think? after all, as my colleagues, it is such a shame that they don't share my admiration for malleus, and i am unsure how to put it into words, as malleus himself is so magnificent that even words fail to describe him properly. so sebek, my fellow appreciator, would you lend me your aid in helping them grow to appreciate his brilliance?' okay i ran out of words and started repeating them because ic ant be bothered to look up for synonyms, im not THAT into it okay
ahhh so it is a fleur city song i wasnt sure. ive read in fics that it was, but it was also those fics where songs either have power, or yuu knows a bunch of disney songs that are considered 'forbidden/forgotten songs' or something like that and i cant remember which it was
actually if they put in all that work beforehand i think i get why they were so insistent on waiting for rollo to either confess or not AFTER the social ball and after they left and everything LMFAO
they suddenly changed into their school uniforms (still in diasomnia)
i honestly wouldnt know if id trust lilia that much but sure (i hope it doesnt turn to perfectionism levels tho)
first time we encounter italicized text i think. huh.
lmfao
oh my god (no but why choose idia at that point?? is it cuz his voice meshes well with them??)
ayoo its playing the make a wish (i think thats what the song is called) instrumental in the bg ive heard it way too many times not to recognize it (and sung along. its so fucking cool)
damn
my hands are actually protesting now ah geez (i took a break)
I GOT SO DISTRACTED BY DEUCE (i was re-experiencing enjoying looking at everyones costumes again) I AM AN IDIOT (its lower in opacity to show you that you're on it in the editor)
ooh
i didnt notice the insert paragraph im sorry lMFAO but id forget if i didnt SS it then
ooh some malleus riddle bonding
AH ITS A YUU JUMPSCARE
that seriously startled me like suddenly i just hear footsteps and then BOOM OPTIONS
ayooo malleus and yuu dancing
(alsoo yuu and deuce dancing :D)
WOOO
okay. now.
i feel like. im doing really good progress tackling all the vignettes (currently in EN. after that's GloMas, & Book 6 and 7. ive been avoiding it because not all of the Backgrounds exist, and GloMas has options with completely different dialogue which I can't see them all. i have three different videos of GloMas gameplay but they dont show all options...). all thats remaining is azul's tsumsitter (i have a vid of his vignette. ..i just dont like doing the tsum ones because i never know how to describe the tsum moving) vil birthday bloom (i FOUND A VIDEO finally oh my god. i love doing birthday vignettes) malleus dorm uniform (I have a vid) sebek new year (i have a vid) grim labcoat (i have a vid)
and then the rabbit costume ones which all of them have vignettes iirc and i have videos for all of them (i actually just found them as i was writing this. thank you god. they have no views tho geez. wonder if that means vil birthday bloom exists in a video but just wont appear. this is future me. ...i have been blessed with vil birthday bloom.)
#malleus draconia#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst vignettes#twst events#twst spoilers#glorious masquerade#twst#thoughts
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