#and i was just like ... Oh Brother... šŸ˜’
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floral-hex Ā· 1 year ago
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Iā€™m out of town for a couple of days for my brotherā€™s chess tournament and the internet in this hotel sucks butts and I only brought one book with me šŸ˜“
#sucks butts IN A BAD WAY#this is the same hotel that held the last couple of big chess tournaments my brother entered#so Iā€™ve been here a few times but this is the first time Iā€™m actually renting a room instead of driving back and forth each day#so positive: got a room and donā€™t have to drive a bunch. negative: no continental breakfast šŸ˜’#they have a little tiny starbucks but no free breakfast which is bullshit!#also all of my books are stilled packed up from moving bc Iā€™m lazy so I couldnā€™t grabbed any one I really wanted to read#but I did get a free copy of Stephen Kingā€™s ā€˜On Writingā€™ the other day so I brought that#and yeah I am kinda pumped to peruse that. Mr King is a pretty cool dude and I def want his writing tips#but alsoā€¦ I just kinda would rather read something about a fucked up wizard or something ya know?#anyway I always feel weird or annoying saying this but if you want to send me any asks or anything to help pass my time then by all means#or not. itā€™s cool. really. I hate bugging people and I hate coming off as desperate & needy outside of the bedroom#im going to be mushy and say im kind of excited to spend the night sleepover style with my little bro here#heā€™s getting older and itā€™s getting harder to convince him to hang out with me#love this little dude so gosh darn much#oh man what if we get a pizza and watch a movie together? would that be cool? is that something teenagers like to do with their older bros?#iā€™m so lame#being like 18 years older than your younger brother means you get to fulfill your cool uncle/dad vibes without actually having kids#ok I have to stop myself from filling this with tags about wishing I was a dad or being whatever#what was I saying before?ā€¦ did I even have a point?#oh yeahā€¦ bad internetā€¦ only one bookā€¦ Iā€™m hungryā€¦ yeahā€¦#this isnā€™t important#you can ignore this#text
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pilonciillo Ā· 14 days ago
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it makes sense to me but the fact that when i am not associated w something it is good. when they find out i had something to do w it?? where did you buy it ? who helped you with it? when and where did i learn to do this?
:/ iā€™ve never hid this away the difference is i wasnt around so you think someone else made it so itā€™s allowed to be good.
like sure itā€™s fine donā€™t let me get an ego but also i donā€™t believe you because now i think youā€™re being cruel and what i made isnā€™t actually good youā€™re just a liar trying to make me feel bad for giving these to ppl
i didnā€™t mention to anyone that i was making these cookies except the ppl i live w so of course none of my family was aware of these cookies. and honestly i wasnā€™t gonna give them any because i get told theyā€™re not good or theyā€™re too sweet or i should stop baking because iā€™ll gain weight but i had three extra boxes so i sent some w my cousin and some to my mom
since i forgot to add on the box where theyā€™re from it seems like something we bought or a gift from someone else so yeah they ate it and asked who brought them and because i was still at home they heard it was me and oh i didnā€™t know she can make things like this are you sure she made them? you didnā€™t help ? she mustā€™ve bought them and just put them in a box
no i spend three days making these. i burnt my thumb for this. i was even more sleep deprived than usual making these but they made me happy until any of you had them
letā€™s go back so i can tell them if my family asks these are from the store because why do i feel ashamed for maybe some genuine praise ?
#probably because iā€™ve never had genuine praise from them that it feels#insincere yeah problems from within and whatnot iā€™ll survive but it oisses me off like when it comes to me just donā€™t comment on me#and to say oh you should sell these ā€¦šŸ˜’ get out of my face#like i made non dairy cookies since my brother canā€™t eat dairy and theyā€™re good cookies#if i donā€™t say anything ppl donā€™t realize it but since that was the last one i made and day of#i showed up w them labeled and oh these are#arenā€™t good why would you make these ? disgusting ā€¦well theyā€™re not for you an they are fine cookies#it is a normal cookie recipe just replaced butter w a dairy free butter and chocolate chips? the taste is not any different#liek the way these is no one way to make chocolate chip cookies and all recipes are gonna taste slightly or drastically different what makes#those one so wrong ? because itā€™s a dairy free version? let me put it in a bag and stick a label on it then itā€™ll taste like a good cookie#stfu and get away from me all yall do is piss me off but feel free to share the cookies just let them know your shit family member made them#and that itā€™s a miracle that they are even edible let alone possibly good oh wait that would be rude to say to ppl you are actually nice tošŸ™„#ugh and i canā€™t say anything because ill hear ā€˜you canā€™t let them make you feel this way you canā€™t let yourself feel like this control your#feelings because you allow thisā€™ I DONT LET TJEM DO ANYTHING TO ME they make me feel this way w/o them i wouldnā€™t have felt like this i#didnā€™t even feel like this until they spoke to meee i hate that stupid saying ā€˜you let ppl make you feel certain things ppl donā€™t make you#feel that you let yourself feel thatā€™ šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„
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xxxvomitboyxxx Ā· 6 months ago
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The gender is not gendering right now boys and itā€™s driving me fucking bonkers
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ubepan Ā· 1 year ago
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if you make any sort of point towards bingqiu / bingyuan being toxic im zoning you out
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romqnticstylez Ā· 1 year ago
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today was not my day šŸ˜­šŸ™
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hamilando Ā· 7 months ago
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ą©ˆāœ© i did not need to know that (smau) ą©ˆāœ©
pairing : charles leclerc x norris! fem reader
summary : With all the extra information being spilled, norissā€™s sister spills something way important !
tw : a lot of sexual innuendos , cursing, chaotic af
fc: megan roche *she is so pretty-*
a/n : thank you so much to @xshazxx for suggesting this ! lysm šŸ«¶šŸ»
Ā·:ļ½”ļ½„ļ¾Ÿļ¾Ÿļ½„ āœ© ļ½„ļ¾Ÿ ļ½„ļ¾ŸĀ·:ļ½”ļ½„ļ¾Ÿļ¾Ÿļ½„ ļ½„ļ¾ŸĀ·:ļ½”ļ½„ļ¾Ÿļ¾Ÿļ½„ āœ© ļ½„ļ¾Ÿ ļ½„ļ¾ŸĀ·:ļ½”ļ½„ļ¾Ÿļ¾Ÿļ½„ļ½„ļ¾ŸĀ·:ļ½”ļ½„ļ¾Ÿļ¾Ÿļ½„ āœ© ļ½„ļ¾Ÿ ļ½„ļ¾ŸĀ·:ļ½”ļ½„ļ¾Ÿļ¾Ÿ
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norizzfr yā€™all my brother was not paying attention to Zak šŸ«·šŸ»
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mclaren Lando Noriss, kindly report to the office šŸ™ŒšŸ»
norissfr such a lovely sister šŸ˜’
norizzfr any day my loving brother šŸ§”
oscarpastry does the official McLaren account follow your private !?
norizzfr cuz the admin loves me šŸ’ŖšŸ»
mclaren šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ§”
norissfr adminā€¦ stay away from her
mclaren šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ§”
jrchilli he never listened to me as well ā˜¹ļø
norissfr oh shut up you no fish !
lordperceval damn, is it only my eyes but you look ugly
norizzfr if you care for you balls, you better keep that thing of yours shut
fernandoalonso yes Charles, donā€™t be rude
norizzfr šŸ¤šŸ©µ
lordperceval but i speak genuine facts šŸ«¶šŸ»
norissfr dw charles, she canā€™t see thatā€™s why she wears those huge ass balls on her face
norizzfr at least i am getting some balls -
norissfr i would rather have some šŸ± instead of šŸ”
norizzfr EW BROTHER
albono i did not need to see that -
maximilian stop acting as if he is not sucking your balls everyday !
lordperceval can everyone stop exposing the dirty little secrets ?
hamsandwich charles, do you want me to start ?
mercedesgeorge lewis, remember the gold old times of us two in a tub?
carmenvroom sleep in the tub tonight then ! ā¤ļø
norizzfr WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONEā€™S SEX LIFE BEING TALKED ABOUT IN MY COMMENTS !?
lilyhye i feel bad for you luv šŸ«¶šŸ»
norizzfr thank you bubs šŸ˜¤
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norizzfr my personal papprazzi @ norissfr
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norizzfr i am an elder brother, ofc i was blackmailed to click these šŸ˜Œ
norissfr i am a younger sister, ofc i will expose all your broken vases to mum šŸ¤©
fernandoalonso My child, you should not be posting these on the internet with every other person seeing !
maximilian its her private account šŸ˜
mercedesgeorge you commenting from your main makes me nervous as well
fernandoalonso i cant handle this one, you expect me to have another !?
lilihye no lube, no protection, all night , all day, from the kitchen to the bathroom -
albono babe, why are you telling are sex life again ?
lilihye WHAT !?
carmenvroom WHt!? alex it was a joke
norizzfr i definitly did not need to know my best freinds sex life but WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT USING PROTECTION
albono SHE ASKED FOR IT
hamsandwich please be safe kids šŸ™
jrchilli where did you pop out of ?
hamsandwich my mom
lilihye ALEX SHUT UP
albono YOU ONLY TOLD ME STOP BEING QUITE ā€œ LET ME HEAR YOU ALEX !ā€
norizzfr my comments always become someones sex life discussion
lordperceval wanna tell them about ours ?
norissfr EXCUSE ME WHAT !? Y/N !?
norizzfr i hate him more than toto could hate ferrari
mercedesgeorge true that šŸ’ŖšŸ»
maximilian you look pretty y/n!
norissfr the only normal comment šŸ˜© thank you so much max šŸ«¶šŸ»
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norizzfr so yes, i do golf šŸ’ŖšŸ»ā›³ļø
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norissfr i was third wheeling the whole day !
albono us brother us šŸ™ŒšŸ»
norizzfr yall just jealous that lily loves me
lilihye I LOVE YOU šŸ«¶šŸ»ā¤ļø
norizzfr I LOVE YOU TOO šŸ«¶šŸ»ā¤ļø
maximilian suprised that hey found a stick shorter than lando šŸ§
norissfr watch out for your next crash šŸ˜—
oscarpastry zak would not orefer that ā˜ŗļø
mclaren Lando noriss in my office please - Zak
norissfr fuck, i forgot they follow her private, ADMIN UNFOLLOW HER
mclaren šŸ«¶šŸ»šŸ§”
lordperceval the first slide is making me see things šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø
norizzfr shut up before you see your own ass
lordperceval you have seen it though -
mercedesgeorge i think i am missing something -
jrchilli we missed a whole chapter -
hamsandwich kids these days šŸ˜Œ
norizzfr Sir Hamilton, you talk as if you dont have girls in your hotel room šŸ«¶šŸ»
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norizzfr in my polaroid era šŸ“·
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albono I-
mercedesgeorge did she mean to -
norissfr Y/N NORISS WHAT THE HELL !?
norizzfr why are you screaming for no reason ?
lilihye hun, who clicked the first two pictures ?
norizzfr my friend ā€¦
lilihye the friend is visible in the third slide šŸ™‚
norizzfr fuckā€¦
norizzfr CHARLES BABE I AM SORRY
lilihye HIS FACE WAS NOT VISIBLE !
albono she just exposed the guy herself šŸŖ½
norizzfr oh. so i just exposed it myself ā€¦.
norissfr Yes ma'am , CARE TO EXPLAIN !? I THOUGH IT WAS A GUY AND WAS OK WITH YOU DATING ! BUT WITH FUCKING CHARLES !? CHSRLES LECLERC?
lordperceval they could not see my face bubs ā¤ļø
norizzfr well atleast i would now not have to pretend to hate you šŸ«¶šŸ»
lordperceval the prettiest love ā¤ļø
norissfr can you both not ?
hamsandwich ew.
maximillian ew.
mercedesgeorge ew.
albono they were better hating each other
lordoerceval I LOVE YOU Y/N
norizzfr I LOVE ME TOO CHARLES
lordoerceval HEY! we agreed to stop hating
norizzfr I LOVE YOU TOO CHARLES šŸ’Œ
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jjkbambi Ā· 14 days ago
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the morning after luigi mangione x reader (18+)
summary!!! part two of is it new years yet because you do not get back together just cuz he has good dick OMG šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ˜’ he also has a great personality and loves eating pussy
warnings: smut, kinda angsty, heā€™s manipulative but honestly heā€™s such a nice guy, you should really give him a second chance
^ not edited letā€™s alll just practice gratitude šŸ™
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seven days, thirteen hours, and nine minutes and thirty six seconds.
thatā€™s how long it had been since luigi had seen you. not that heā€™d been counting, he was truly trying to be normal about the distance this time around.
he replays the morning after on a loop, searching for the slightest hint heā€™d done something wrong to no avail. as a matter of fact, your quiet body was beside him until deep into the afternoon, nothing but soft snores exchanged between the two of you. he wakes before you, kissing your forehead before taking his leave. his frat brothers whistle at him as he enters the wretchedly messy house, throwing him a water.
ā€œhappy new year, big guy,ā€ one of them, hasan, greets. ā€œdidā€™ya spend your night thinking about new goals or scoring the same one?ā€
luigi rolls his eyes. ā€œfuck off.ā€
another brother chimes in, bright-eyed. ā€œwhen are we meeting her?ā€
ā€œin your dreams.ā€
he had no intention of sharing you in any way; the thought of anyone else even looking at you irritated him. but starting the new year off by your side was far too great a fate to be stoic about. he grabs a plate of whatā€™s left of their shitty communal breakfast (jar salsa from the night before, scrambled eggs, and two pieces of mostly burnt toast) and brings it into your room.
ā€œy/n,ā€ he calls out while entering. the door to the bathroom is now closed, and he sees your shadow shuffling around the room.
hesitant, the door creaks open. youre back in your black minidress, holding onto your heels. ā€œhey, pretty.ā€
ā€œhi,ā€ you say tightly, the mistakes and soreness from the night before lingering in your mind. youā€™ve just wiped away the tears still streaked on your face, yet your ex-boyfriend hardly looks hungover.
ā€œdressed up just for me?ā€ he jokes, kissing your cheek. he offers you the plate of food but you shake your head.
ā€œlacyā€™s waiting for me. iā€™ve got to go.ā€
ā€œstay,ā€ he says, his voice honey-sweet, like the boyfriend you knew months ago. it makes you feel sick, the familiarity of it all suffocating you. the room feels too small.
you push away from him. ā€œi have to go.ā€
ā€œbaby,ā€ he drops everything heā€™s holding to grab you again. ā€œwhatā€™s wrong? is everything alright?ā€
he always blows your mind with his audacity. ā€œno, everythingā€™s not alright, luigi,ā€ you spit back. ā€œwe shouldnā€™t haveā€”none of that shouldā€™ve happened.ā€
ā€œwhat do you mean?ā€
ā€œluigi,ā€ you sigh. ā€œweā€™re over, alright? itā€™s done.ā€
ā€œy/nā€”ā€
ā€œi mean it,ā€ you raise your voice so slightly, but still it breaks. ā€œyou cheated on me, then pulled all this shit, i canā€™t do it anymore.ā€
ā€œyou canā€™t do it anymore? are you serious?ā€
ā€œyes!ā€
ā€œyou ignored me for weeks then showed up at my fucking party, dressed like that,ā€ his voice was low, but angry. brows furrowed, he doesnā€™t lose his grip on you. it scares you. ā€œyou canā€™t tell me you werenā€™t bartering for my attention.ā€
ā€œi wasnā€™t.ā€
his jaw sets. ā€œthen whoā€™s?ā€
ā€œoh my god. nobodyā€™s!ā€
ā€œdonā€™t fucking lie to meā€”ā€
ā€œlu, stop, seriously.ā€ your voice trembles this time, and you both notice it. he drops your hand.
ā€œi didnt mean to hurt you,ā€ he says, soft at your upset. ā€œi swearā€”i dont remember cheating on you. iā€™m not gonna mess up like that again, i promise.ā€
he leans in to kiss you, to seal the pledge with his gentle touch, but you pull back. ā€œit doesnā€™t matter that you didnā€™t mean to hurt meā€”you did. you canā€™t just pretend it didnā€™t happen.ā€œ
his big brown eyes bear into yours and he swears, ā€œi can make it up to you.ā€
ā€œluigi,ā€ you hadnā€™t even realized youā€™d been crying until he brings his hands up to wipe your tears away. ā€œi just donā€™t think this is a good idea, iā€™m sorry.ā€
ā€œcome on,ā€ he says, frowning. ā€œi love you. only you.ā€ his lean-in to kiss you is successful this time. the kiss feels much betterā€”softerā€”than last nightā€™s. heā€™s gentle with his desperation, intent on making you stay. ā€œā€˜m sorry, okay?ā€ he says between kisses. ā€œlet me make it better.ā€
ā€œno, luigi, we shouldnā€™tā€”ā€
ā€œyouā€™ve got to hear me out, y/n,ā€ he takes your lips again. his hot kisses move down your neckā€”and it all feels so different this time around. even the air in the room feels lighter. his voice is against your ear when he swears, ā€œiā€™ll be good to you, sweetheart, i promise.ā€
saying no to him is near impossibleā€”itā€™s why you shut yourself off of him for weeks, avoiding places he frequented, deactivating your social media, ignoring his constant stream of messages and calls. now, he has you, and within minutes, youā€™re pressed against the wall again.
ā€œfeels good?ā€ he teases, grinding his hard-on into your core. you melt underneath him, you canā€™t help it, heā€™s so warm.
ā€œlu,ā€ you whimper. youā€™re still sensitive from how selfishly he took you the night before, you canā€™t help but react to his touch so quickly. it felt so raw.
ā€œwaitā€”ā€ he never does. his hands are on your hips again, moving your body against his.
ā€œjust let me take care of you,ā€ he says, trailing kisses down your neck again. this time, he was sure to leave marks.
he keeps the dress on this time. he places you back onto the bed, and as you gather the courage to take him in again, he moves beneath you.
ā€œknew i recognized these,ā€ his voice hot against the fabric of your panties.
you told yourself the lacy black panties were just meant to match the dress, but it all seemed so intentionalā€”the party crash, the kitchen drive-by, the fact that you were wearing his valentines day gift. whether this was a manifestation of your greatest fear or desire, you couldnā€™t tell.
he kisses your thighs, then runs his tongue against your core through the fabric of your panties before ceremoniously ripping them off. he kisses and sucks at your wetness. you tremble at the suddenness of his movement. his big nose is so prominent in your pussy, you canā€™t help but grind yourself against his perfect face and whine as he drinks you in.
ā€œyouā€™re such a fucking mess,ā€ luigi says, smiling into your warmth. his unshaven stubble tickles your sensitive cunt, sending a tremor through you. ā€œso wet, iā€™ve barely even touched you.ā€
ā€œi canā€™t help it,ā€ you whimper.
he grabs your ass, pulling you closer to his relentless mouth. itā€™s ridiculous how good he feels. heā€™s completely shameless in his endeavor to ruin you.
ā€œlook at me,ā€ luigi orders, so you do. you look down to see him, finding that heā€™s already gotten to touching himself. his hard length at the edge of the bed, furiously red, as he strokes himself. ā€œi think about you everyday,ā€ he admits in between licking at your core. ā€œi missed how this pretty pussy tasted. i missed having you like this. holding you down so you canā€™t squirm away. missed hearing you beg.ā€
youā€™re almost there, fidgeting underneath his hands. ā€œluigi, please. itā€™s too much.ā€
ā€œyouā€™ve taken worse,ā€ he growls into you.
he feels like heā€™s on fire. one hand moves up and down along his cock fervently, while the other lends itself to fingering your frothing pussy. you mewl at the sudden entry, back arching.
ā€œluigi,ā€ you whine. ā€œplease.ā€
ā€œiā€™m trying to do a nice thing for you, y/n,ā€ he hums, ā€œbut you want me to be selfish, hm? want me to take you?ā€
ā€œyes,ā€ you say, breathless.
ā€œfuckinā€™ slut,ā€ he grumbles, pulling himself away from your wet cunt. he grabs your ankles and pulls you to the edge of the bed. ā€œwhat dā€™you want from me, huh?ā€
ā€œwant you.ā€
ā€œcourse you do,ā€ luigi says, surprising you with hard slaps against your sensitive clit. you cry out at the sensation, the unfamiliar storm of bliss and torment, and he chuckles darkly. ā€œyou fuckinā€™ belong to me.ā€
he grabs your chin and forces you into another kiss, your wetness now staining you both. he lifts your leg up and slides himself back into your wet warmth. ā€œyouā€™re dripping,ā€ he praises as he pounds into you. the exhilarating pain sets your senses alight, you grip onto him tighter without even realizing. ā€œall for me, yeah?ā€
ā€œall for you.ā€ you nod. this is not how you expected this conversation to go. you writhe at how big he is, how hard.
ā€œyou can take it,ā€ he grunts. heā€™s not fast, this timeā€”his thrusts are agonizingly slow and tortuously deepā€”just as you think itā€™s all entirely too much, one hand grips your clothed tit, the other lifts to cradle your chin, forcing your lips to part open. he spits into your mouth. ā€œswallow,ā€ he orders.
you do.
ā€œgood girl,ā€ he places sloppy, wet kisses along your jaw, your neck, then goes to bite at your tits. ā€œso fuckinā€™ pretty.ā€
ā€œi thought about you too,ā€ you admit sheepishly, out of your mind. he looks up at you, raises his eyebrows, urging you to go on. ā€œi missed you.ā€
to your surprise, he scoffs. ā€œfuckinā€™ bitch.ā€ he suddenly loses the interest in being gentle with you, returning to your body rough and angry. his fingers massage against your clit, unraveling you. ā€œyouā€™re just as crazy as i am, you know that? running around town like you donā€™t belong to me. like you donā€™t touch yourself late at night thinking about this cock. wishing those fingers were half as good as mine, huh? fuckinā€™ idiot.ā€
ā€œluigi,ā€ you cry out. was this him being nice?
ā€œbe a good girl fā€™me,ā€ he grunts. he feels you pulse around his cock and drives into you with even more force. ā€œcum all over me, baby. have my fuckinā€™ kids.ā€
ā€œluigi,ā€ you mewl again, desperate for release.
ā€œcome on, pretty, show me how good it feels.ā€
his lips return to yours, hot wet and desperate, as he cums inside of you. youā€™re a complete messā€”squirming and whimpering as you unravel onto his cock, he catches your moans with kisses and leaves you shaking underneath him.
ā€œgood girl,ā€ he hums, kissing your forehead.
for a fleeting moment, the two of you are perfect. everything feels just right. he slips into the spot beside you, the disarray of tangled sheets forgotten as he pulls you into his warmth. you sink into the nape of his neck, and though there are no more words spoken, the air is thick with an undeniable love, quiet but all encompassing.
but when he stirs awake, reaching for you, all that lingers is the soft, fading smell of your spring perfume.
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thesuperiorrobin Ā· 3 months ago
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Damianā€™s exhausted.
Eye bags have grown under his eyes, falling shut and hurriedly opening them with every passing second. He drags his feet with every step until he reaches his bedroom. His body almost shuts down before he even reaches his bedā€”he falls face first onto the soft matter and stays there for a minute before heā€™s forcing his own body to pull the rest of it on top and forging his body to move up to his pillow. Damian lays on his back, sighing as he stares up at his ceiling. He doesnā€™t fight back the sleep, not like he used to anyway. His eyes fall shut, letting sleep take over him quickly. Until the sound of his phone violently vibrates. Groaning, he angrily snatches his phone, not looking at the caller ID as he answers, thinking it one of his older brothers calling him late at night
"What?" his tone is harsh and tiring.
"They brought back the vanilla frosty at Wendy's!" he hears your cheery voice on the other side and he sighs heavily "Oh shit sorry did I wake you up?"
"No..." He lets out another sigh as he pushes himself up from his bed. he shakes his head, as you can see right through his screen "No, I was just finishing up some school work for tomorrowā€
you stay quiet for a few seconds doubting the answer he has given you but you let it slide "Okay good"
"Why?"
"Um...." you hesitant to tell you about him for a moment " I may or may not be right outside your house gate waiting for you to come outside so we can drive to Wendyā€™s to go get Frosty"
he can almost hear your sheepish smile though the screen. A faint smile forms on the younger Wayne's face. "Give me a second Y/N"
"Okay!"
Damian hits the red button and the call goes dead. A tired sigh leaves his lips as he pushes himself off his bed. Heā€™s tired, sure, but he can push back the sleep for just a few more hours if it means getting ice cream from Wendyā€™s at ten at night with you.
He walks out the front door, closing the door behind him as he makes his way down the stairs. He passes by the front garden and stops in front of the gate where he sees your car parked and some Britney Spears song playing on the radio. The window is rolled down and he gets a clear vision of you lip syncing and jamming out.
Losing some sleep is worth it if heā€™s spending those hours with you at least.
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Wendyā€™s worker here, we just got the vanilla frosty back thank got cause I was getting tired of them changing it. Like get rid of chocolate.
And then come to find out weā€™re doing a pineapple frosty for the spongebob meal thatā€™s coming October 8thšŸ˜”šŸ¤ØšŸ˜’
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keerysfreckles Ā· 9 months ago
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high definition ā€” OP81 (smau)
pairing: oscar piastri x norris!fem!reader
summary: y/n tends to favor oscar over her own brother
warnings: none!
a/n: first smau.. send me requests if you want more šŸ˜
masterlist !
ā‹† Ėš ļ½” ā‹† ą­Øą­§ Ėš
yourusername just posted !
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yourusername found a new hiking buddy:) tagged: oscarpiastri
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user1 i need to go hiking with them asap
user2 omg oscar???
landonorris why do you keep stealing my teammate šŸ¤Ø
yourusername not my fault he's cooler than you šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
danielricciardo AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
yourusername OI! OI! OI!
danielricciardo oscarpiastri you've taught her well
oscarpiastri i try šŸ˜…
user3 him taking a picture of her taking a picture is so personal to me
user4 she's wearing oscars mclaren beanie in the last one DHMU...
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[podium boy! oscarpiastri]
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landonorris where's my podium post
bffusername GIRL THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT YOU
logansargeant and you still say your just friends..
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oscarpiastri great way to end the weekend tagged: yourusername
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user1 DOUBLE MCLAREN PODIUM ā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
user2 our papayas did it šŸ„¹šŸ„¹
user3 finally the mclaren strategy made sense
yourusername can i come to every race now
oscarpiastri duh you're my good luck charm šŸ§”
landonorris what is y/n's face in that pic šŸ˜­
yourusername I DIDN'T THINK YOUR CAR WOULD BE THAT LOUD
user4 his good luck charm???? hello????
mclaren first double podium of many
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yourusername turned 21 in the paddock today šŸ§”šŸ’šŸ«¶šŸ»šŸŽ‚šŸšŸŒŸšŸØ
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user1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N!!!!!!!!
mclaren orange looks good on you
yourusername ikr! šŸ˜†
user2 OSCARS HAT I REPEAT OSCARS HAT
user3 i just know mclaren got a lil cake for her ā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļø
oscarpiastri i'm not getting that hat back anytime soon aren't i
yourusername nope! šŸ¤—
user4 I KNEW IT WAS OSCARS
landonorris wow you'll take osc's hat but not mine šŸ˜’
yourusername well yes!
bffusername so glad the koala shipped in time šŸ™
alexalbon missed opportunity to tag oscar as the koala
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oscarpiastri my birthday girl šŸ§”
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user1 HIS birthday girl.. oh im ending it all
user2 HARD LAUNCH???????????
landonorris i see who your favorite norris is šŸ˜”šŸ˜”
oscarpiastri it took you this long to notice it's not you?
yourusername HAHA OSC LIKES ME BETTER šŸ«µšŸ¤£
user3 sorry max and kelly, y/n and oscar are my new fav f1 couple
charlesleclerc so this is why you weren't at team dinner tonight
oscarpiastri sorry i have priorities šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
user4 Y/NOSCAR IM SO UP šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ™ŒšŸ»
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yourusername you know you could've stayed home right
oscarpiastri but you're the best third wheel
carlossainz lando i thought we talked about this, you ALWAYS stay home when they ask if you want to go with them
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lewisvinga Ā· 10 months ago
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my real reaction | charles leclerc x fem! sturniolo! reader !
summary; when the sister of the famous sturnilo quadruplets gets exposed for dating the golden boy of the grid sends the internet into chaos
fc; lani pliopa
warnings; age gap ( 6 yrs ), hate comments
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote
note; requested !
masterlist !
ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†
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ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†
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yourusername; my real reaction to being stalked and having my relationship exposed
charles_leclerc: ahhh chĆ©rie youā€™re too funny šŸ˜‚
yourusername: some may say i am the funniest quadruplet tysm my love šŸ˜šŸ„°
nicolassturniolo: HOLD YOUR HORSES MISSY yourusername
username: i love her sm
username: sheā€™s sošŸ˜­šŸ˜­
christophersturniolo: y/n come home NEOWWWWWWWšŸ¤¬
yourusername: no iā€™m warm in bed w my boyf in monaco šŸ˜‡šŸ˜‡
matthew.sturniolo: SO THATS WHY U KEPT GOING TO MONACO??? šŸ˜ŸšŸ˜Ÿ
nicolassturniolo: group meeting NOW. aSAP
username: did THEY NOT KNOW???
yourusername: if they did , you all wouldā€™ve found out within 1 hr of me telling them šŸ„øšŸ„ø
username: LMAOO
username: girlā€¦ā€¦
username: tbh she doesnā€™t seem like a good fit for charles, all of his gfā€™s have been models and sheā€™s just an influenceršŸ˜­
username: i thought the same thinggg, all she does is eat in her car and say stupid shit w her brothers šŸ’€šŸ’€
username: sheā€™s so unserious wtf
username: sheā€™s so unprofessional why tf is charles dating someone like her
username: i know! i assumed heā€™d be w someone private and a model! not someone like y/nšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
yourbestfriend: so true bestie liked by yourusername !
ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†
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charles_leclerc: my one and only love. the only woman who truly makes me happy and frankly, if you all were truly my fans then youā€™d be happy that i found the best woman in this universe. she never fails to leave me in tears from laughter. she never fails to make my heart flutter from a simple kiss on the cheek. sheā€™s my whole world. je t'aime, chĆ©rieā¤ļøā¤ļø
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yourusername: chaaaaaaā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļø
yourusername: i love uuuuuuu soooooooo muchā˜¹ļøšŸ’“šŸ’“šŸ’“šŸ’“ ur the best man itw , i couldnā€™t have asked for a better boyfriend !!!!
charles_leclerc: i love u alwayssssā¤ļø
nicolassturniolo: best manā€¦.. u shared a womb w 3 iā€™d say weā€™re wayyyyt cooler
yourusername: charles_leclerc donā€™t mind nick, heā€™s just annoyed i didnā€™t tell them earlier abt u
matthew.sturniolo: yes i am annoyed too u fake bitch yourusername
christophersturniolo: WEā€™RE ALL ANNOYEDšŸ˜’šŸ˜’šŸ˜’
username: I LOVE THE STURNIOLO QUADRUPLETS DYNAMICšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
yourusername: my real reaction when cha posted this : šŸ„ŗšŸ„¹šŸ˜­ liked by charles_leclerc !
yourbestfriend: can confirm i was there she cries
username: get u a man who will defend u like charles liked by charles_leclerc and yourusername !
username: sheā€™s scute everyone is just bitter šŸ˜•
username: yā€™all donā€™t get her like i došŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ
username: besides, y/n is an ADULT, sheā€™s probably more mature than her brothers who cares if sheā€™s 6 yrs younger !!!!
yourusername: so true tysm bestie i am more mature than my brothers šŸ˜šŸ˜
matthew.sturniolo: oh you bitchšŸ˜’
yourusername: matthew.sturniolo keep talking or else u wonā€™t get paddock ticketsšŸ˜’
username: y/n has always been HERšŸ’†ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’†ā€ā™€ļø
username: you can never make me hate them ā€¼ļø
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the-flaneur Ā· 2 months ago
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the enemy of my friend is my enemy, but he's also his own worst enemy? so he's my friend? (nr6) | pt3
pairing: nico rosberg x hamilton!reader [smau]
summary: in an attempt to plan a surprise birthday party for your brother's 39th birthday, you enlist the help of his ex-??? to get into his apartment
warnings: none (i think)
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lewishamilton Excited to be back home for New Year's. Here's to an amazing 2024!
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user1 LOOKING GOOD SIRRRRRR šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©
user2 i usually hate manspreading, but the way this man does it is sooooooo sexy user3 literalllyyyyy it's the see through shirt that does it for me though user4 can't wait to see him without his braids, they're the only thing that get me through the winter break šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user5 UGH HOW DOES MONACO HAVE SUCH GOOD WEATHER IN LIKE THE MIDDLE OF WINTER, BRO'S IN A SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT
fencer can't wait to see you brother šŸ’Ŗ
user6 yooooo birthday bash hints??? user7 i mean his birthday is pretty soon....maybe we'll see another bro pic hahahaha
user8 happy new years eve from london ā¤ļø
charles_leclerc when are you going to finally invite me out on a yacht trip ā˜¹ļø
user9 LOL CHARLES ARENT U LITERALLY MONEGASQUE AND RICH - GET UR OWN YACHT šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ user10 bro just wants to hang out with the goat
user11 ya'll anyone else catch on y/n's absent comment??? girlie is usually on top with responding to her brother's posts...
user12 yk she doesn't always have to respond right, like she could just be with lewis, or you know...being her own person user13 lmfaooo so real @/user12 user14 but like she's not even given it a like? i wonder where she is... LIKED BY lewishamilton
user15 hopefully mercedes have their car back on track this year, we NEED to see this man win a race šŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ
user16 CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT INSTA POST!!! BIRTHDAY TIMEEEEEE
f1gossipofficial
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f1gossipofficial well well well it looks like an old romance may have been rekindled just before new years!
y/n hamilton and nico rosberg have been seen arguing in y/n's ferrari daytona sp3 in monaco, before engaging in a heated makeout session. are we going to see our first new (honorary) wag of 2024?
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user20 OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„
user20 WE ARE SO BACK GUYS
user21 HOLY SHIT MOTHER AND FATHER ARE BACK TOGETHER TRULY MY ROMAN EMPIRE
user22 someone gotta call the ambulance for lewis, he's about to get the biggest heart attack of his life
user23 cant believe their relationship has literally been strangers -> friends -> secret lovers -> enemies -> friends? -> lovers????
user24 that's why they're ICONS šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ user25 istg if they go back to being enemies after all this crapshow they've put us through... user26 i think max would rather just shove them in a hotlap with him around spa and then lock them together in a room then face them being enemies again
user27 YA'LL ARE MISSING THE POINT AGAIN, THEY'VE PROBABLY BEEN TOGETHER SINCE BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
user28 RIGHTTTT šŸ¤Ø like are people seriously think they havent contacted each other before this lol user29 nah i think this is legit their first interaction in like eight years - welp didn't take them that long to get BACK together
user30 do you guys need a third??? asking for a friend
user31 bros are not subtle at all šŸ˜­ making out in such a recognisable car and city where everyone knows who tf they are šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user32 i forgot how good they look together šŸ˜
user33 watch their kids be pretty as f too
user34 well looks like both hamiltons like rosberg, wonder if thats definitely not at all caused any arguments šŸ˜’
user35 well you defs werent around for the great hamilton twitter discourse of 2014... user36 oh yeah forgot about that user37 šŸ¤Ø someone wanna tell me what that is?
user38 CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO ACTUALLY FINALLY POST EACH OTHER AFTER EIGHT YEARS
user39 i missed the anniversary posts so bad šŸ˜ user40 their cute little dates healed something in me
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sunrizef1 Ā· 6 months ago
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Here We Go
Pairing: Dad!Kylian Mbappe x Mom!Leclerc!Reader
Warnings: Cursing, real Madrid, Fabrizio Romano sneak diss
Authors Note: Technically a part 2 to baby baby but could also be read on its own
Requested: Yes/No
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y/nmbappe
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y/nmbappe weekends šŸ¤
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user1 I love them
user2 my favorite wag
user3 white hearts = Madrid????
user4 heā€™s so pretty šŸ˜­
user5 whereā€™s the inaugural Charles comment
charles_leclerc he plays piano???
y/nmbappe better than you, probably
charles_leclerc šŸ˜’šŸ–•
user6 Ahhh I love kylian dad content šŸ„¹
user7 lmao when are these pictures from???
kylianmbappe šŸ«¶
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user8 sheā€™s his own personal photographer
user9 šŸ¤©
arthur_leclerc is this your account or his
y/nmbappe my bad Iā€™m in a happy marriage
arthur_leclerc I accept your apology
user10 y/n canā€™t catch a break with her brothers lmfao
user11 my favssss
user12 baby nmbappe šŸ„¹šŸ«¶
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y/nmbappe
šŸ“Italy
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y/nmbappe summer went away ā˜€ļø
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user12 SHES SO PRETTY šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user13 she posts kylian so much I forget sheā€™s stunning
user14 Iā€™m sensing a swimsuit-related breakdown from the Leclerc brothers
user15 oh my god itā€™s the rare post of herself, eating this up šŸ«¶
user17 lmfao, Frankie de jong in the likes??? Ik heā€™s Barca but come on man šŸ˜­
champagnepapi šŸ¤©
charles_leclerc boo šŸ…šŸ…šŸ…
arthur_leclerc sheā€™s married bro
lorenzotl no šŸ‘Ž
user18 LMAO YALL SEE THE DRAKE COMMENT??? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user19 the leclerc replies in screaming šŸ¤­
joeyb_9 šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø
charles_leclerc šŸ«µšŸ…ā˜ ļø
arthur_leclerc this is why you don't have a Superbowl
lorenzotl mahomes better
user20 Jesus these poor men šŸ˜­
user21 these comments are so entertaining šŸ¤­
kylianmbappe belle fille šŸ¤
y/nmbappe mon amour šŸ¤
charles_leclerc anyways, put a shirt on
y/nmbappe im not gonna yell at you since you've been defending my honor under every comment
charles_leclerc you're welcome šŸ«”
y/nmbappe still not putting a shirt on though
arthur_leclerc šŸ‘Ž
lorenzotl where is your child
y/nmbappe with Charles
lorenzotl oh no
y/nmbappe dw, alex is there too
alexandrasaintmleux baby mbappe is lovely šŸ„¹šŸ«¶
charles_leclerc baby leclerc*
user22 šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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y/nmbappe
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y/nnbappe happy euros šŸ¢šŸ¤•
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user23 VIVA LA FRANCE šŸ‡«šŸ‡·
user24 poor kylian šŸ˜­
user25 the turtle in the caption????
kylianmbappe zizou??? šŸ¤Ø
y/nmbappe you don't like zizou???
kylianmbappe you know I do, but you should be wearing out last name šŸ˜…
y/nmbappe i forgot the nmbappe one at home šŸ«¶
kylianmbappe just wear one of mine šŸ˜—
y/nmbappe lol, ill wear urs tomorrow Ky šŸ¤
user26 lmao the zizou jersey
user27 kylian couldn't wear the France mask???
user28 thank god šŸ™ that one was lowk ugly
charles_leclerc hows the face @|kylianmbappe
kylianmbappe still broken, thanks man
charles_leclerc šŸ«”
user29 my favourite brother-in-laws
lorenzotl at another international tournament without me šŸ¤Ø
y/nmbappe get a job
user30 I love that kit
arthur_leclerc yay france šŸ‡«šŸ‡·
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user31 awww the youngest leclerc are accepting the French nationality again šŸ«¶
user32 did y'all see kylian with baby mbappe after the game?? šŸ„¹
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y/nmbappe
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y/nmbappe happy Fatherā€™s Day to the love of my life and the best husband and father anyone could ever ask for šŸ¤
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user33 AWWWWWW
user34 šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹
user35 BABY MBAPPE IS BACK ON THE FEED šŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶
user36 wait this is so lovely šŸ„°
user37 how old is baby mbappe now???
user38 he's like 5 or 6 no one knows his exact birthday šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
user39 they grow up so fast šŸ˜­
user40 šŸ„°
charles_leclerc ill be nice to him just for today
kylianmbappe thanks man šŸ«”
charles_leclerc only because you're raising my nephew
y/nmbappe charles stop bullying my husband
charles_leclerc I'm not bullying him. If I was bullying him I wouldve used a turtle emoji by now
user41 happy fathers day!!!!
user42 my favourite football family
arthur_leclerc happy for you, sœur šŸ«¶
y/nmbappe thank you Arthur, I appreciate the maturity
charles_leclerc this feels targeted
lorenzotl if the shoe fits bro
user43 šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤
kylianmbappe je t'aime mon coeur šŸ¤ im so grateful for you and our family šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤
y/nmbappe ky šŸ„¹šŸ¤šŸ¤
user44 awww this is so sweet I'm gonna melt šŸ˜­
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y/nmbappe
šŸ“Circuit de Barcelona Catalunya
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y/nmbappe then and now šŸ¤
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user45 OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUNG CHARLES šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user46 he looks like a child šŸ˜­
user47 kylian looks pretty much the same meanwhile Charles is not that person at all anymore šŸ˜…
user48 if I was Charles I would not let someone repost those pictures šŸ˜”
charles_leclerc DELETE THIS
charles_leclerc REMOVE THIS NOW PLEASE
charles_leclerc I NEED THIS SCRUBBED FROM THE INTERNET
charles_leclerc IM NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE DELETE DELETE DELETE
charles_leclerc YOURE GONNA RUIN MY IMAGE
user49 Charles šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
kylianmbappe oh wow
y/nmbappe yeah, dont worry baby, you look great
charles_leclerc PICK UP THE PHONE AND DELETE THIS
user50 leclerc/mbappe meet-up šŸ«¶
user51 ik carlos is freaking out somewhere about being so close to kylian
alexandrasaintmleux can you send me that first picture pls love šŸ«¶
charles_leclerc DO NOT SEND HER THAT
y/nmbappe i sent it šŸ«¶
charles_leclerc GOD DAMN IT Y/N
user52 lmao kylian looks so bored next to Fred
user53 oh my god Charles is losing his mind
charles_leclerc this is why baby leclerc likes me better than you
y/nmbappe if you keep yelling at me i am going to put that child in full red bull gear
charles_leclerc šŸ–•
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y/nmbappe
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y/nmbappe karting with uncle Maxie šŸ¤
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user54 ohā€¦ oh no
user55 Charles is gonna kill someone
user56 hey, baby mbappe looks sick though
lorenzotl hahahahaha
user57 I'm glad someone in that family finds this funny šŸ˜­
user58 I'm so scared
charles_leclerc ...šŸ˜‘
charles_leclerc you're kidding me
charles_leclerc I am going to kill max
charles_leclerc why would you do this to me
charles_leclerc I can't believe you'd do this
y/nmbappe this is not that surprising pls be fr
user59 šŸ˜­
kylianmbappe I don't care what team he wears šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø did baby mbappe have fun?
y/nmbappe lmao, yeah he did. He loves Max sooo šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
kylianmbappe šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø
user60 I fear for Maxā€™s car next race
maxverstappen1 Iā€™m glad he had fun šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…
charles_leclerc drive safe next race ā€œuncle Maxieā€ šŸ˜’
maxverstappen1 oh okay, love u 2 man šŸ«¶
charles_leclerc šŸ˜’šŸ˜’šŸ˜’
user61 šŸ˜­ free my man max
arthur_leclerc not that Iā€™m thrilled about the Red Bull suit but I do feel like Charles deserves this in some way
charles_leclerc I hate all of you so much
user62 pfttt theyā€™re so funny šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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y/nmbappe
šŸ“Monte Carlo, Monaco
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y/nmbappe does anyone know who this man is??? He crashed our family dinner šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
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user63 CARLOSSSSSSSS
user64 VAMOSSSSSS
user65 my love šŸ˜šŸ«¶
user66 lmao the Madrid jersey, this man has a quest heā€™s trying to fulfill
user67 and when kylian goes to Madrid, yall will be thanking Carlos. Mark my words.
arthur_leclerc idk who he is but can you tell him to help me with bringing the plates out
y/nmbappe I sent him inside šŸ«”
user68 I would love to know kylians reaction to the jersey
charles_leclerc I would like everyone to know that before he got here, this was just leclercs and their partners
lorenzotl and then, in rolls a large Spanish man
y/nmbappe he brought wine, leave him alone
carlossainz you only like me because I brought alcohol??? šŸ¤Ø
y/nmbappe ofc not carlito, we all šŸ«¶ you
carlossainz good, because I love your husband
user69 lmfao Carlos is just here for the madridistas
user70 I bet their dinners are fun asf
carlossainz HALA MADRID!!! šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤
y/nmbappe yeah, yeah, thank you Carlos
y/nmbappe maman needs your help with dinner
lorenzotl no she doesn't šŸ§
y/nmbappe shut up lorenzo
user71 ahh I love them šŸ„°
kylianmbappe I'm not sure I'm allowed to publicly interact with Carlos unless he takes the jersey off
carlossainz come to Madrid hermano šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø
y/nmbappe hes not allowed to reply to that comment, carlos šŸ˜
carlossainz šŸ˜¢
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y/nmbappe
šŸ“ Santiago BernabĆ©u Stadium, Madrid, Spain
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y/nmbappe Hala Madrid šŸ¤
load commentsā€¦
user72 I can feel Carlosā€™ excitement through the screen
user73 wow I'm so glad that this transfer was revealed by the club yesterday!
user74 yeah! Isn't it so cool that none of the big journalists revealed this beforehand??! šŸ¤©
user75 KYLIANNNNNNN šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡øšŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡øšŸ‡«šŸ‡·
kylianmbappe šŸ¤
y/nmbappe šŸ¤
user76 YAYYYY
charles_leclerc wait, come back to France, I'm gonna miss you and baby leclerc
carlossainz SHUT UP, ITS MY TURN NOW!!! VIVA LA ESPAƑA
charles_leclerc this is why Lewis is taking your seat
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charles_leclerc I'm in pr jail šŸ˜”
carlossainz as you should be šŸ¤Ø
user77 wait I'm gonna miss y/n being a psg wag
user78 but now she's a Madrid wag šŸ¤©
judebellingham welcome! šŸ™Œ šŸ¤
y/nmbappe thanks Jude šŸ«¶
user79 JUDE & BABY MBAPPE??? JUDE UNCLE CONTENT??!
user80 gonna need bestie camavinga back tysm
arthur_leclerc glad to see baby leclerc repping the kit I bought him šŸ˜—
y/nmbappe šŸ˜ thank you, Arthur
arthur_leclerc some enthusiasm would be appreciated
y/nmbappe no
arthur_leclerc fair enough
lorenzotl as long as you come back to Monaco sometimes I'll be okay
y/nmbappe even if I don't, I'm sure youā€™ll all continue to spam comments on my Instagram posts even if I refuse to reply
lorenzotl we dont do that
y/nmbappe šŸ¤Ø @/arthur_leclerc @/charles_leclerc
arthur_leclerc ā€¦shes definitely right
charles_leclerc yeah that seems pretty accurate
charles_leclerc I love you guysā€¦ even if you are abandoning me
y/nmbappe we love you too, especially baby mbappe šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤
charles_leclerc baby leclerc*
y/nmbappe shut up šŸ„°
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Tags: @casperlikej @evie-119 @c-losur3 @llando4norris @lokideservesahug
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yandereunsolved Ā· 5 months ago
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More Self aware HOTD cast because I love youšŸ˜˜
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Reader, knows the hotd cast is sentient so might as well: *watching that one scene where Vhagar bites off luke and his dragon* DIVE BOY AT HIGH SPEED!
Luke: *makes his dragon dive downwards without a question* *avoids his death as Vhagar bites air* .....
Reader: very good *turns to look at a bewildered Vhagar and Aemond* I WILL FIND A WAY TO REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND STRANGLE YOU MYSELF IF YOU HARM THE BABY!
Vhagar: *recoils in fright*
Reader: bad dragon! I am disappointed!
Vhagar: *looking like a kicked puppy*
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Vaemond, on screen: HER SONS ARE BASTARD-
Reader: Boy shut the fuck up
Vaemond: ....
Rhaenyra: .....
Daemomd: ....
Reader: do you wanna get beheaded?! Apologise you uncultured swine-
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Syrax: *appears on screen smiling like a kitten with a heart necklace made of gold around her?his?their neck*
Reader: baby, beautiful baby
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Seasmoke: *flying to a running Addam*
Addam: *is running for his life*
Reader: boy calm down, you have a dragon now so sit your ass
Addam: *is scared but sat his ass on the sand*
Rhaenyra, wasn' suppose to appear much later but appears earlier: ....
Reader: Seasmoke I know he looks like Laenor but for the love of dragons, don't scare the guy even if its just a prank
Seasmoke: *huffing like a child who got told no*
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Luke: *returns to his mother safe and sound*
Reader: on second thought I'll just fuck either Rhaenyra or Daemond, im disappointed
Aemond: ....
Rhaenyra: *feeling smug*
Daemond: *also feels smug*
Aegon: how come I don't get a chance and those two could?!
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Rhaenys: *upset she couldn't be the queen*
Reader: If only I could reach through the god damn screen I will strangle the man for not giving you your birthright just because your a woman
Jaehaerys: ....
Reader: Shame! Shame on you! If it were me I will treat her the queen she is! Dishonour on you fiend!
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Rhaenys: *just existing*
Reader: mommy?šŸ˜
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Baby jaehaerys: *existing*
Reader: *in a small voice* baby!
Blood and Cheese: *appearing*
Reader: I WILL CUT YOUR DICKS OFF IF YOU LAY HAND ON BABY! *stands up abruptly from the sofa*
Blood and cheese: ....
I don't know what to put here it became limitedšŸ™
šŸ˜’ Stupid Tumblr ask box. Anygays, thank you. šŸ˜³ I have been fed. šŸ–
More yandere self-aware hotd thoughts for the soulā€”
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Aemond: "It isn't fair. First they wanted to... be intimate me. They do not want me to bed them anymore." muttering to himself.
Reader: "Killing children isn't sexy! Strip! Beat the shit out of your brother! Order some guards to do something. I like it when you command people... your naked body is hot too..."
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Addam: "I love you."
Reader: "What?"
Addam: "I-I love you so much."
Reader: "Wow, uhā€”okay."
Daemon & Rhaenyra in the corner with their dragons.
Daemon: "I told him to keep his mouth shut."
Rhaenyra: "We can't just outright kill him."
Daemon: "Send him into battle and get him killed?"
Rhaenyra: "Exactly."
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Aegon: taking care of baby jaehaerys.
Reader: "Mhm... so adorable."
Aegon: "Me?"
Reader: "Jaehaerys."
Aegon: "Oh."
Reader: "You're a total dilf."
Aegon: thinking: I feel like that's a good thing. smirk.
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Reader: "Aww, such a cute dragon~!" to Vermithor.
Sees Vermithor's scene.
Reader: "Bad boy!"
Vermithor: growls and flops on the ground.
Reader: "No more massacres!"
Vermithor: whines and pouts adorably.
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Criston: "Iā€”"
Reader: "Shut the fuck up. On your knees. You need to drink your respect women juice."
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Helaena: covered in blood. she just killed someone for reader.
Reader: "... Are you okay?"
Helaena: crying. "Do you love me?"
Reader: "My baby! I love you so much. I want to reach through the screen and cuddle you so badly."
Helaena: thinking about killing someone again just for her darling's approval.
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The yandere self-aware hotd characters when darling reader loves them backā€”
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They Grow Up So Fast - OP81
Oscar Piastri X Plus size swimsuit model! Norris Reader
Summary: Lando finally brings his sister around the paddock. How will Oscar and the rest of the grid handle the new regular.
Warnings: some hate towards both the reader and oscar.
Face claim - Pearl Maria Froud
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Y/Nnorris Growing up I remember I could never understand why I was built the way that I was. Now I'm thankful for the ass I was given. Lando if you see this post just don't swipe.
User1 OMG I'm seriously in love with you
User2 I just know Lando didn't read the captionšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
-> landonorris For once I actually did read the caption first
landonorris As your older brother it is my duty to tell you, you've always been beautiful... annoying as fuck as well.
-> User3 When you thought Lando would say something sweet about Y/N but then makes sure to show that they are in fact siblings
-> Mclaren Lando we've talked about this... you have to be nice to our guests.
--> User4 OMG Y/N IN THE PADDOCK THIS WEEKEND?!?!
user5 LMAO I'm not over Mclaren admin telling Lando he needs to be nicer to his sister
user6 I want your ass!
carlossainz Why do you never visit me!
-> Y/Nnorris as Charles has stated before... you never invite me over!
--> Landonorris @/carlossainz you better leave my sister alone!! She is far to young for you!
---> Y/Nnorris But Lando you know I like them older!
user7 I'll never understand why Y/N gets so much hype?! Like she's not even that pretty! Lando is def the better Norris sibling
User8 I literally love Y/N she's so fucking gorgeous
sabrinacarpenter Please marry me
-> Y/Nnorris let's go to the court house!šŸƒšŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
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Mclaren Swimsuit model Y/N Norris has made her paddock debut today here in Japan
user9 UGH why does F1 keep letting random women into the paddock like this
user10 Oh how I love Y/N!
landonorris Now why does my sister get her own post like thisšŸ˜’
user11 LMAOOOO not Lando being his sister's biggest opp
user12 I love how Mclaren calls her "swimsuit model" as if she isn't there because Lando is her brother.
Y/Nnorris Thank you so much for the invite! We both know Lando would never invite me.
-> landonorris You're the biggest liar ever! You literally tell me you're tired of watching me drive in circles
-> Mclaren We're so happy to have you! You were lovely and we hope to see you at more races to come.
charleslecerc She wasn't even in Ferrari yet she was the sweet person I met on the paddock
-> Mclaren I'd offer to share but she's all ours
user13 How long do we think it'll be before rumors of her dating a driver start?
-> user14 I doubt anyone will be shipping Y/N with a driver... she's not their type
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landonorris WHO IS IT?!?!
-> Y/Nnorris I literally have no idea what you're talking about
-> Landonorris Y/N I'M NOT PLAYING!!! WHO WAS THIS BOLD TO ASK YOU OUT?!?!
-> Y/Nnorris Stop worrying your pretty little head
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user15 I'm stunned!!! No way you moved that quickly
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sabrinacarpenter OMG is it the cutie you were telling me about?!
-> y/nnorris YES! He's literally the sweetest!
-> sabrinacarpenter I can't wait for you to tell me all about him!
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landonorris I hope you know you made him late for the meeting today!
-> Y/Nnorris And how tf was that my fault! I had no idea he was gonna come visit me.
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user20 I just know this is Oscar!
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user21 Who is it! I need to know
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sabrinacarpenter Thank you so much for finally letting me meet him! He really is so sweet and the way he looks at you!!!!
-> Y/Nnorris I'm so glad you like him! I really like him!
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Y/Nnorris I wasn't mad... Just disappointed!
-> oscarpiastri I'm sorry I ate the last cookie you made for me!
-> Y/Nnorris I can taste the sarcasm! But I forgive cause youre so cute and I love you!
-> oscarpiastri I love you too
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charleslecerc You better treat her good!
-> oscarpiastri Why do I feel like you're gonna be more protective of her than her brother?!
--> charleslecerc She's too sweet to be hurt!
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landonorris I tried to warn you about her!
-> oscarpiastri She didn't need to come with a warning label!
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user22 Now what did you do to make our girl mad?!
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user23 You finally pull a girl and now you're out here making her mad! You men are literally so fucking useless! You do not deserve her
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Y/Nnorris Oh how I love Silverstone and my photographer boyfriend (can you guess which picture he took)
user24 I feel like it was pic #2 and he was genuinely trying to get a candid
-> Y/Nnorris Haha yes! The sun was too bright so when I went to turn around I ended up giving him a stank face and this was the nicest one I could findšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
yourbff I can't wait to watch the hot men drive in circles all weekend long šŸ˜€
-> Y/Nnorris Don't act like you're not excited to watch my brother šŸ˜’
--> yourbff Why do you always have to call me out... but on a real note @/landonorris I want a paddock pass please šŸ„¹
---> landonorris Y/N has a fresh pass with your name written all over it already... I feel used
user25 Do we still think Oscar is the man she is soft-launching?
Carlossainz You'd look so good in Ferrari red
-> landonorris no
-> oscarpiastri no
-> Mclaren no
-> Y/Nnorris They want me to say no as well but šŸ’³ (that is me slamming my card down for you to sneak it to my apartment)
user26 So gorgeous!
oscarpiastri Can't wait to see you around this weekend!
-> user27 Now Oscar why do you act like you aren't being soft launched all over her IG
user28 I would like to stop seeing this fatty on my feed
-> oscarpiastri Maybe start with unfollowing her?šŸ˜’šŸ˜’šŸ˜’
--> user29 LMAOOOO oscar is having none of it! We love when he stands up for his girl
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Y/Nnorris I feel like this is all the confirmation they will need
-> Oscarpiastri I think they already knew Sweatheart
-> Y/Nnorris True but I like keeping it a little secret
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user35 Still not over you taking my girl like that
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user36 I'll never unstained why you picked the fat girl!
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user37 Y'all are such a cute couple!!!
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user38 You do not deserve Y/N! I hope when you told Lando about the relationship he didn't support cause you're not good enough for her!
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user39 Such a beautiful couple!
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Y/Nnorris @/logansargeant said something about being thankful? Idk what you American's do on a random Thursday in November but I hard launch my Aussie boyfriend.
On a real note Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! I'm thankful for all of you guys!
tagged Oscarpiastri
Oscarpiastri I finally get a post dedicated to me and @/logansargeant gets mentioned
-> logansargeant Toughen up
Oscarpiastri I love you! I'm forever and always thankful for her!
user46 I was not mentally prepared for a hard launch today!
user47 the scream I scrumpt! HOLY SHIT ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!
user48 I can't believe he actually picked the fat girl! Charity work frfr
sabrinacarpenter Almost burned the house down! I can't believe we finally got the hard launch!
yourbff Well I'm thankful that I no longer have to keep my mouth shut about knowing the cutest couple on the grid!
-> Y/Nnorris I'm surprised you did keep your mouth shut
--> yourbff why do I feel like this is a dig?
---> Oscarpiastri That's cause it was... you're the biggest yapper I have ever met
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Y/Nnorris I said yes
User49 I can't believe it is so full circle that they're getting married
sabrinacarpenter they grow up so fast šŸ¤§šŸ¤§šŸ¤§
landonorris I wish you could have seen the nerves Osc had all weekšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
-> oscarpiastri Why must you expose me?!
Oscarpiastri I love you so much and I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you!
user50 I just know this wedding is gonna be so beautiful
mclaren Can we have a papaya themed wedding?
-> Y/Nnorris I'm gonna hold your hand while I tell you this
--> user51 Y/N Norris is one of the funniest humans I have ever seen
user52 I can't wait to see this wedding
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krewekreep Ā· 8 months ago
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Baby Daddy Red Flags: Bleach Edition (šŸ˜œšŸ¤)
This oneā€¦this one for the sluts! šŸ˜­šŸ’• Iā€™m an old anime bitch like lemme get it out my system! (We gonna tag this #ToxicTalk lmaoo, this is a safe space)
(If you wanna know who we share šŸ˜’, Iā€™ll add an asterisk or whatever. ((They still mine first šŸ˜‚šŸ’šŸ«”)) (will update and repost with new additions, semi-live post)
***ICHIGO: Lemme get my baby daddy out the way. Biggest issues would be his availability before and after the kid. Probably got pregnant in a makeup sex situation anyway. Ichigo doesnā€™t seem to type to breakup but will say letā€™s break. Based on how selfless he is it also can be seen coming from him not being able to save his momā€”so he may have a savior complex. It may seem valiant at first like ā€œoh wow you became friends with Chad helping him with bullies? You became closer to Orihime (šŸ˜’) after helping her grieve her brother? Youā€™re such a good person!ā€ Til you realize seniority is in place and when his friends call he drops whatever he is doing to go help. Itā€™s been time, money, etc and increasingly his selflessness comes off as codependent. Like he canā€™t stop trying to make up for something that wasnā€™t his fault.
He will also randomly reserve to right to become reclusive. Not necessarily secretive but less energetic, talkative, or engaged. (You def realize your baby got some functional depression going on. Iykyk). Might not annoy you but the random times he doesnā€™t want to be touched or seemingly avoids you does hurtā€¦but he sincerely comes back letting you know he was in a weird space etc.
Ichigoā€™s biggest yes or no is if youā€™ll be able to sometimes come second or third (likely til you marry and/or have kids with him.) His father and sisters are absolutely #1, his friends are #2, and his oath to the Soul Society and humanity at large is a consequence of him protecting the first two so thatā€™s of course #3. See where Iā€™m going? Even on your best days you might be upset he runs off to Rukiaā€™s or Orihimeā€™s aid. That he has to ā€œsave the world,ā€to save you too. Jealous types might really become frustrated with Ichigo. And tbh I donā€™t see him breaking out of his ways. He wonā€™t see a need to because thereā€™s real results of his good deeds in his life. He knows heā€™s saved lives, so he knows he can continue toā€”so will you be able to handle the fact his duty and mindset will be self sacrificing? I donā€™t know I think Iā€™d tie him down with a baby and move on.
**KENPACHI: I fully accept and am attracted to his animalistic tendencies. I absolutely can admit that about myself šŸ˜­ butā€¦realistically youā€™d def have to tell him heā€™s too rough during sessions. Heā€™s grown up wayward, defensive, survival mode, stomach touching his backā€” during a time so seemingly historical and old who knows how bad the conditions of poverty wereā€”most kids died if they simply werenā€™t rich and able to eat. Or turned to crime at extremely young ages or exploitedā€¦.Thatā€™s just global history in real life. And the soul society is that much more complex and arduous. Kenpachi will be a man of few words but immense action. If you want someone who will open up even eventually that is not Kenpachi Zaraki. You will highly likely never know of his past because he will never say he is excruciatingly doing everything to never have to. And no, he wonā€™t communicate ever if anything terrible is on his mind. Although kenpachi is coded as barbaric he really is just that protectiveā€”heā€™s as angry as he will be based solely upon someoneā€™s proximity to him emotionally. You and Yaru will be so exclusively held in a regard he wonā€™t even understand. Just the black hole of his awareness heā€™ll surpass anything to save yā€™all. He wonā€™t speak on why Lady Unohana isnā€™t around anymore (new anime, manga lore). But again, when he ends up rough too many nights in a row you distance yourself from him. He canā€™t admit to you he disassociates and goes back to bad times. He canā€™t tell you your comfort and warmth makes him remember the times he needed it beforeā€”he doesnā€™t mean to hurt you but he lives for a fight. But he wants to stop making everything and everyone something to ā€œconquer.ā€ Heā€™ll be a real deal handful and it will solely up to you to either tell him you canā€™t be with him until he figure shit out or youā€™ll stick beside him and work through it together. (In this case Yaru is the ā€œkidā€ yall share, I see him being weary of birthing a child and being a dad in such a ļæ½ļæ½visceralā€ way. Will have total abandonment trauma and just canā€™t see him getting over it completely to bring new life into a world he already sees the worst in tbh.) but in terms of ā€œbaby mommaā€ treatment? Or your prioritized and protected best believe. šŸ’• he also will force you to learn combat cause you should be able to take care yourself too. Which might either be hot or burdensome. Youā€™re gonna know how to fight. And tbh he might try to bring it into the bedroom on some weird letā€™s play fight shit so watch yourself. Thatā€™s a BIG MAN! šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ’• ā€œHA! Now that you know how do a few things why donā€™t you test it on me?ā€ Big cheeky sneaky ass grin girl donā€™t fall for it!
BYAKUYA: This is the guy who will match your freak everywhere but in public. No PDAā€”actually donā€™t even look at him or try to talk to him in publicā€¦be professional. He will be joking with others and youā€™ll get upset saying ā€œHey! You let the other members of the society tease you?ā€ And in private heā€™ll admit itā€™s just to keep up appearances and he hates it all. šŸ˜­ I think his biggest issue will be coming off fake or disingenuous or youā€™ll have a hard time sincerely seeing him cause heā€™ll be so different depending on where yā€™all are. People wouldnā€™t know heā€™s like a mom boyfriend who makes sure you eat, sleep, and keep up with yourself. Yes, he will absolutely unintentionally say something insulting like ā€œThis doesnā€™t suit you. Find something else.ā€ And yes he will be very clearly on guard when in public. People will openly wonder why youā€™re with him tbh. Which will frustrate the both of you of which neither of you ever bring up to the other. Byakuya has lost a love beforeā€”he wonā€™t talk about it ever. You MIGHT get something out of Rukia about it cause it was her sister but I doubt sheā€™ll go super intimate about THEIR relationship cause she respects both his and her sisterā€™s privacy. So you might be stuck on an eavesdropping side quest with Renji that amounts to nothing cause heā€™ll sense yall. Heā€™ll be amused and somewhat touched you wanted to watch him work though. Heā€™s usually the one keeping check or track of things so heā€™ll never say he likes that you peep on him and mind his business. You care about him and he knows heā€™s a bit unfair not allowing any PDA. But he so openly loved on Rukiaā€™s sister he couldnā€™t help the shameful self imposed embarrassment once he had to walk the halls aloneā€¦Byakuya will be a very intentional, quiet lover. I doubt heā€™ll moan very much tbh unless heā€™s exhausted and allowing you to take care of him. Sometimes heā€™ll absolutely disappear all day into work. Other times heā€™ll be sure to direct his underlings to wait on you in his stead. Heā€™s more manageable if you can accept his sometimes snarky, distant, super private ways. As a father heā€™ll be annoyingly big on exceptionalism and them being smart and talented. Youā€™ll have to be sure he isnā€™t burdening your kid when you arenā€™t around. And youā€™ll have to be sure he doesnā€™t inadvertently impart his insensitive habits too. Likewise, youā€™ll ABSOLUTELY have to ā€œdeal or no dealā€ him about giving affection to your kid in public. You will absolutely have to go off and tell him itā€™s yā€™all or his image. And yeah now heā€™s holding both yall hands albeit defeated. šŸ’•šŸ˜­
AIZEN: Shitā€¦girl (im black my ā€œgirlā€¦ā€ is gender neutral donā€™t be annoying šŸ’•) you already know what it is. Yandare, selfish, self righteous, MEAN, EVILā€¦but fine and rich as fuck. šŸ˜”šŸ«¤ it will be a doozy to be with this one. You literally have to know and accept what you getting into bestie. I canā€™t even warn you, you know! šŸ˜­ but seriously if your an aizen bias you accept him as is šŸ˜­ psycho ass. So I wanna just write howā€™d he be as a baby daddy. Now not to getā€¦too matureā€¦but if you happened to be someone captured/kidnapped by him and pregnantā€¦baby you is a victim! BUT ITS FANFIC SOOO if you were the captured baby momma thatā€™s in his realm with himā€¦well girl you in the realm lord you stuck. ā€œCan I go to the human world?ā€ ā€œFor what?ā€ ā€œUh, sun?ā€ ā€œHumph what do you need sun forā€¦ā€ Heā€™ll look down at your crying child and be like ā€œUgh okay whatever but Grimmjow is your chaperone.ā€ And you wonā€™t care cause Grimmjow lets you run off and live life. Which Aizen knows but the minute you arenā€™t overtly scared and submissive to him heā€™ll lose his weird sense of ā€œpower.ā€ Youā€™re man crazy bestie. Heā€™s definitely someone you wonā€™t talk back to until youā€™re a parent and equally going to advocate for your kid. Heā€™ll realize and laugh to himself ā€œTheir not really submissive at allā€¦little minxā€¦ā€ and hold you in completely new regard. ā€œSo you took me as is because you wanted to?ā€ Heā€™ll start thinking shit that confuses him and decide to randomly kill a grunt to distract himself like no heā€™s not gonna reflect into a better person. šŸ˜‚ youā€™ll have everything you want cause you canā€™t go nowhere šŸ˜­. Mind you yes the sex is mind blowing so you sadly do take what positives are thereā€¦his eyes donā€™t fall sexually to anyone but you. His body doesnā€™t respond certain ways to anyone but you. And as you stand next to him more and more heā€™s leaning into you and your babyā€™s energy rather than tryna to overtake yall with his. Just donā€™t speak about the change and itā€™ll be fine. The minute you tease or openly acknowledge his becoming softer and less controlling youā€™ll ruin all the progress you made. Let him feel like heā€™s in control or whatever.
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Hitsugaya: (adult of course) Hitsu will be a blend of Byakuya and Ichigo. The best aspects of him will be how attentive and actionable he is about his love for you. But ā€” he will shy away from PDA and sometimes have moments of separated solitude. Unlike Byakuya, he will absolutely open up to PDA, just will never be the initiator of it. Maybe grab your hand at the end of the day to hurry back home or stare at you as long as he can while he observes your dutiful working. Heā€™ll be shy always which keeps your love feeling young and refreshed. Youā€™ll always be able to make him blush and unlike Ichigo, heā€™ll warm up to you imposing yourself on his alone time. Heā€™ll be big on love making and planning when to have a child so it will be less spontaneous. Heā€™ll have the baby registry and wishlists prepared, printed, and passed out to members of the Soul Society. Heā€™ll enjoy trips to the human world to acquire new toys and trinkets for your baby.
As a baby daddy heā€™s almost too protective. You wonder what heā€™s been through as heā€™ll have a firm grip of your hips as you cradle your child. Heā€™ll have a habit of looking at your baby and then between the both of you stunned at how he can see the perfect blend of your features on your childā€™s face. Heā€™ll be very close to a simp honestly (which Iā€™m a fan of) and be at your beck & call no matter the hour. Definitely the dad to tell you donā€™t worry about tending to the little one, keep resting cause he knows how tired you get. Heā€™s honestly the perfect idea of a new father as heā€™ll be bumbling a bit but with so much to prove. I realize I kinda didnā€™t write red flags cause I truly see Hitsu adjusting to parenthood and a long term relationship the best. Only thing I can think is that heā€™ll be overtly willing to sacrifice himself for your familyā€™s safety. So any massive issue in the Soul Society will make your heart sink a little because while heā€™s capable heā€™s been in enough life threatening predicaments to cause ample, appropriate worry. Heā€™ll be hard to break out of working I think until your child starts schooling which could be frustrating cause heā€™ll overcompensate parenting in lieu of his work commitments. Overall, I think heā€™d be the baby daddy with the least to really worry about.
Renji: Oh lordā€” all tea, all shade this man will STRUGGLE. Ā«Ā What do you mean the baby is hungry AGAIN ? You just breastfed! WAIT DO NOT PULL YOUR TIT OUT IN PUBLIC WOMAN !Ā Ā» Heā€™ll have a hard time adjusting to your freedom as a breastfeeding mom for sure (if you choose to). Work ? Whatā€™s work? One thing you can count on is that he will absolutely commit to being a family man and even a stay at home dad. Heā€™ll take all his PTO or even Ā«Ā quitĀ Ā» (basically will say donā€™t call me to help unless the Soul Society is about to die.) He will wait on you hand & foot because he canā€™t imagine how much your body and mind has gone through and the strength it takes to be so tired but smile and laugh with him and your kiddo. But, he may end up a bit controlling about you leaving the house without him. Heā€™ll either become a sad puppy or an angry old man. Ā«Ā Babyā€¦what do you mean you want me to stay home ? šŸ˜“šŸ„ŗĀ Ā» or Ā«Ā  Woman, what did I tell you about going out without me ? What if a crazy person tried to rob you ?Ā Ā» You laugh at him always being some level of dramatic but it may get annoying how clingy and worried heā€™ll become. Youā€™ll have to remind him you lived this long for a reasonā€¦and plan to live longer, so he can chill out sometimes cause his worried nature worries youā€¦you might benefit from guilt tripping him into apologizing and giving you a breather on leaving the house. But just know someone is watching over you. Renji would be a great cook or a terrible cook who improves over time. He might be great at catching the baby right when they poop orā€¦end up shat on rushing to a sink. I really see him either being weirdly good at being a dad or definitely suffering from the learning curve.
Your baby will definitely be conceived in a wild love making, (maybe rough, passionate sex) session. And youā€™ll catch him blushing when he holds your baby and looks at you remembering the night you had. Youā€™ll be the type to walk in on them sleeping crazily on the sofa, his arm instinctively holding your baby firm. Heā€™ll be grateful to not have to jump up to go to work honestly. His biggest red flags will be being overbearing, needy, and likely requiring a lot of overt reassurance. (Which isnā€™t necessarily a red flag given he just will want to be a really good dad and partner.) Otherwise heā€™ll become a stubborn dad who will try (and fail) to Ā«Ā put his foot down.Ā Ā» Which will likely result in him sleeping on the sofaā€¦šŸ’•
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Omg could you do a Matt version of the tiktok au thing you just made for Chris PLEASE IM BEGGING
TIK TOK
matt sturniolo x reader
warnings: cursing, sexual jokes
a/n: since yā€™all liked the chris one so much, hereā€™s the matt version !!
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*click yes to actually watch the edits*
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yes. no.
COMMENTS:
@ y/n
itā€™s me guys, iā€™m people šŸ¤­
@lustfulslxt
the things iā€™d let that man do to me
-> @ y/n the things iā€™ve let that man do to me
-> @sleepysturnss OH ????
-> @sturncakez care to share w the class šŸ¤Ø
@sophssturn
MATT + CARNIVAL IS SO šŸ˜«
-> @xoxo4chrisss Iā€™M SAYINGGG
@ y/n
is it crazy to say that i moaned at this edit ??
-> @mattsneezing yes (same)
-> @mbbsgf itā€™s ok i moan every time i see matt šŸ˜‹
-> @mattslolita iā€™ve found my people šŸ„°
@chr1sgirl4life
iā€™m a chris girl, iā€™m a chris girl, iā€™m a chris girl
-> @ y/n that wasnā€™t very convincing girl
-> @venusxsturnio itā€™s ok to love them both
-> @ y/n ok katherine pierce šŸ˜
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COMMENTS:
@ y/n
my eyes just rolled into the back of my head
-> @ mattsturniolo proof ? šŸ‘€
-> @freshloveee oh my !
-> @queen161718 MATT šŸ˜­
-> @starsturniolo i feel like iā€™m interrupting
@ y/n
THE RINGS THE RINGS THE RINGS Iā€™M GONNA PASS OUT OH MY GOD
-> @ mattsturniolo this is why i wear them
-> @defnotayonna awww how sweet
-> @ y/n no not sweet heā€™s trying to kill me šŸ˜«
@robins-scoop
iā€™m in love with mattā€™s fits
-> @smoothies-are-cool iā€™m in love with mattā€™s face
-> @55sturn iā€™m in love with mattā€™s tats
-> @ y/n iā€™m in love with matt
-> @urmom2bitch iā€™ll be sleeping on the side of the highway tn !
@ y/n
this song is actually me @ matt
-> @sturniolowhore this song is actually me @ u
-> @hearts4chriss nah real cs chris is my man but matt ???? good lord šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø (donā€™t tell chris)
-> @ y/n ok i wonā€™t girl !! (@ christophersturniolo)
-> @ christophersturniolo this is why i have commitment issues šŸ˜•
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COMMENTS:
@ y/n
the amount of times iā€™ve made matt do push-ups in front of me bc of that one clip šŸ˜«
-> @bernardenjoyer girl next time record it tf ??
-> @ y/n who says i didnā€™t ????
-> @readerakayourname sharing is caring babe
-> @nikolastrn gatekeeping isnā€™t nice
-> @ y/n i fear iā€™m just not ready to share yet
@breeloveschris
my man is just so šŸ˜«
-> @ y/n arenā€™t you a nate girl ?? worry about him šŸ˜’
-> @rootbeerworshiper exactly like stay away from MY man tf
-> @ y/n nah girl nice try tho
-> @luverboychris my manā€™s brother looks so good here
-> @ y/n yesss there we go, chris is all yours bae
-> @ christophersturniolo DID YOU JUST GIVE ME AWAY ??? šŸ˜Ÿ
-> @ y/n uhā€¦.no šŸ˜„
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COMMENTS:
@ y/n
GOD DAMN MY MAN IS FIIINNEEEE šŸ˜«
@ nicolassturniolo the way i just watched y/n fall to the floor while watching this
-> @endereies SHEā€™S SO REAL FOR THIS
-> @raysmayhem-72 sheā€™s me, iā€™m her
-> @ christophersturniolo YOU EVER MAKE A BITTY HIT HER KNEESSSS
-> @ y/n chris stfu hoe you literally fell to the floor too
-> @ christophersturniolo CAUSE YOU PUSHED ME ??
-> @patscorner stop fighting guys, canā€™t we all just get along ??
-> @ y/n tell chris to stop and i will
-> @bernardsbendystraws nah keep fighting yā€™all, this is my chance to snatch matt up from y/n
-> @bueckerssturns you go, iā€™ll keep her distracted
-> @ y/n Yā€™ALL KNOW I CAN SEE YOUR COMMENTS RIGHT šŸ˜­
-> @junnniiieee07 youā€™re dreaming rn none of this is even happening
-> @ y/n NOT YOU TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME
-> @ christophersturniolo gaslighting isnā€™t real youā€™re just crazy
-> @ y/n i swear to god chris
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COMMENTS:
@ y/n
iā€™m on my knees for this man
-> @ mattsturniolo arenā€™t you always ??
-> @teapartyprincess4two the way my jaw DROPPED
-> @imwetforyourmom OH MY GOD ???
-> @chrisloyalgf god, itā€™s me again šŸ˜”
@ christophersturniolo
just watched y/n add this to her matt folder of over 3k edits šŸ˜
-> @ y/n the next time you ask me for a ride iā€™m letting your ass walk
-> @yamamasjumpercables WHY DID CHRIS EXPOSE HER LIKE THAT šŸ˜­
-> @vanteguccir this is what i mean when i say me and y/n would be best friends
-> @selenascorner me and y/n might actually be the same person
@ y/n
chris over here acting like he doesnā€™t have a matt folder of his ownā€¦
-> @ christophersturniolo iā€™m done with this app for the day šŸ˜’
-> @chrisstopherfilmed chris just got ate tf up
-> @bbglmfao she clocked him quick too
@evieolo
watching chris and y/n beef in the comments under matt edits is the highlight of my day
-> @l0ser43v3r theyā€™re always exposing each other šŸ˜­
-> @ineedchriscock matt is always lurking and just watches it
-> @ y/n he thrives off of watching the chaos
-> @ mattsturniolo youā€™re not wrong
CREDITS:
@ m6ttfilms on tiktok
@ hcrrysgf on tiktok
@ stvrnielo on tiktok
@ skyesturniolo on tiktok
@ .sturniolocentral on tiktok
masterlist
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