#and i want bob’s babies
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as a gal who has no desire to be pregnant whatsoever, and doesn’t usually like to discuss it in my writing, am i really about to write bob floyd breeding kink smut that results in getting knocked up? yes, yes i am
#tw pregnancy#emphasis on the fic part#it’s not a real life desire#however the ovulatory demon has possessed me#and i want bob’s babies
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Get this man some olaplex asap 🤧
#what if I call this the fuckass bob fixit au#dw baby satoru will buy you all the organic rice water conditioner you could ever want#art is hard y’all#they’re fine everything is fine#satosugu#gego#satoru gojo#suguru geto#gojo#geto#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#fanart#art#bluebeesart#my art
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Yeah, so while I was on my "I'm going to read into Vanny/Vanessa as much as possible" journey, I noticed an odd quirk in her animations in how she moves. At first, I thought it reminded me of a ballerina, 'cause she's kinda tip-toeing, & she has this way of keeping her head & chest in one place as she moves, but I looked again & realized --
That's not ballet! She's doing a tight-rope act. Like, look at this one:
This is like standing up on the wooden boards before you do the actual tight-rope walking, & the ring leader is hyping you up as you do some fun movement for the crowds. &, then, these:
These are all instances where she walks with one foot directly in front of the other. In that third, she's doing the "woaaah" wiggly-ass balance movements & everything, as if she's swaying up at the top of the tent, even though she's down on solid ground.
Idk, I feel like the way her feet are placed isn't accurate (pretty sure they should be pointed left & right, not both forwards...) doesn't make this 100% correct, but I like it. It also connects back with her first SB teaser, wherein she's up in the rafters.
#em.txt#security breach#fnaf sb#vanny#vannessa#okay but you can read more into this. tightrope acts are almost always associated with circus performances#& we know afton enjoyed himself a circus themeing -- made the whole circus baby peanut gallery & he was also a massive clown#see he's like molding her into one of his performers where he is the ring leader calling the shots#& she is the tightrope walker that the crowd watches with baited breath to see if she falls or makes it across#tightrope walking has also been associated with walking a line between two different worlds or extremes#so on one end she wants to obey afton & comply in killing & on the other she wants to hold onto her life as it was#& she's in the middle trying to not step too far to either side or else she's gonna fall & there is no safety net for her#there's also like. in ruin the vanni mask obscures reality. the vr world is completely different.#if vanny's mask has that tech in it then she's constantly stuck in vr. to her it may actually not look like#stable ground. it may look like she's miles up in the air about to fall. because that's what the glitch needs her to see#because if she saw that wherever she next planted her food foot was safe stable ground she might not be so anxious to keep on#moving down this path#wait hold on is this all an optical illusion & I'm seeing it wrong is it the angle#IT'S TOO LATE THE POST IS MADE HIT POST#did i just pull a matpat misread a minor detail & extrapolate unintended overly detailed info#that is inherently untrue bc the detail it's based on isn't there/is incorrect?#see this is why the game theory channel should have gone to me i can do this matpat bullhonkus no prob bob!
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You find Bobby curled up on the couch in a soft sweater, reading a book. He's got a cup of tea sitting on the coffee table and a thick throw over his lap. His glasses are sliding down the bridge of his nose. He just looks so cozy that you can't help yourself. You climb up into his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck. You nuzzle your face into him as you play with his slightly grown out hair. He smiles to himself as he kisses your head. He smells like warm spices.
#bob floyd#I'm ready for it to cool down here#but it's still in the 80's#I'm want to go to a pumpkin patch with him#and a haunted house#he'd be such a baby#*I
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of course they're having a baby! and of course she's a menace! u-u
#sketches#dav spoilers#rook x harding#rooklace#lace harding#rook#rook ingellvar#ellero ingellvar#hrildan davrin ingellvar#ndo sta l'art tag#mamma mabari and papà fruit bat <3#she's a syberian husky daughter I guess lmao#scout 'I was less stressed when we had to find a shortcut for emprise du lion' harding#the hamster is rotating in my brain as if he was inside a washing machine#because I'm in headcanons bob the builder mode#100% sure this baby has dreams#or at least some sort of connection to the fade#...and the most luscious hair&beard-dos u-u#her godparents could be emmrich and charter but it's not set on stone :'#I kinda want her godfather to be vorgoth :'D#I'll make a post I'll make a post alright
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And here it is Genuary Prompt Family and Alternative Universe. People you don't know how happy I'm with how this turn. This is what I mean when I say sometimes I get bless by the drawing gods.
You already knew about this one so I hope there wasn't much expectation, cause even if I'm proud I know is not perfect and could be better. But Im really happy I swear.
Y comenzamos con las ilegalidades. This is a little out of the rules cause I don't know if Genie's really the main focus, in my defense I got distracted.
This is a heavily reference to the episode "Sliding Bobs" from season 6 (one of my favs seasons) and well I got over carried with the dynamics between all the characters XD
I hope you can still enjoy my baby boy (and yes in this alternative universe Gene is a cis boy, the horror, oh and Tina is ace)
And why does he have that face? He's experimenting every multiverse at once. He's seeing different universes with thousand of version of himself, one is a genderfluid musician, other is Bruce Willis in that movie, one is a butler and another one is him with wieners for fingers. So yeah he's having a blast.
Oh and I don't know if the joke is right, I tried to say he is a sad wiener I didn't want to use the word hot dog one cause is long and two for the wiener a.k.a penis joke. I know Gene would like it.
#bob's burgers#my art#geneuary2024#people im proud of this one#im a proud dad#hope you like it#cause this is for geneuary and i do want to celebrate my baby bean#im gonna refrain myself to talk about the other characters in the piece#...#but maybe I will do another post and explain every dynamic#cause is so funny to me#and cute#I mean look what i made with ron and hugo#i love them#they're truly mean to be#GENE#I love gene#and this is about them#though this is not them#this is a cis quite boy too shy to get out of his shell#but he's also cute#I love when they try to make Gene more hush#my favs takes at this idea are this one Dean and Quite Eli#if you notice something change ssshhhhhh#I may have posting the wrong drawing#don't look at me#T^T
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got too emotional thinking about Sanderson and Flappy Bob on a Tuesday night…that’s his son his baby boy his itty bitty clown kid that he (and I guess HP) took care of him for 37 years
it may have started as an evil plan to take over the world, but between this and Fairy Idol I think that Sanderson lowkey wants to be a dad and you can pry that from my cold, dead hands
#fairly oddparents#fop sanderson#fop head pixie#flappy bob#fairly oddParents fanart#my art#listen. I’m emotional for some reason#that’s my dad there (i cropped out the pics with my sona don’t worry)#but seriously I just love to think about Sanderson a normal amount (lie)#tell me why Sanderson suggested a pink elephant to stomp on people in fairly odd baby if not for a little whimsy#please that’s my DAD he’s my FATHER and he wants to be a dad so bad give him a kid#another solid reason he and cup1d are my sonas dads but no one cares about that#not that I see a lot of Flappy Bob anywhere either but I digress#i just love them so much#and HP is definitely judging him and having second thoughts about this 37 year plan#fop pixies
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Inktober Day 14 - Castle
Just babies at the beach.
I remembered sand castles were a thing way too late. This prompt was almost princesses Tina, Gene, and Louise in their own castle.
I ran out of time to develop this as much as I would have like partially the background so I may revisit this in the future.
#bobs burgers#fanart#inktober#inktober2023#digital art#bob's burgers#artists on tumblr#illustration#procreate#bob belcher#linda belcher#gene belcher#louise belcher#tina belcher#burger babies#my art tag#this was inspired by atla#when zuko thinks back on the good memories#like obviously this is different#but I want the nostalgia
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Was gonna scream about how much I love these two but fine, I'll spare you the ramblings and go finish one of my 100 year old WIPs instead
Was this supposed to be a posing practice? Yes. Am I happy with the posing? Ehhhh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aaaalso just wanna say that I'm opening ✨commissions✨ again if anyone's interested (still working on my boblin stuff I swear!)
#i'm on a school vacation baby 🤟 time to try to be a little less broke :D#trust me i maybe more busy with my Pesto brothers bullcrap nowadays but these two are never not on top 3 of my hyperfixation list 😌#i want more content for them so bad 🥺🥺#precious precious boys#bobs burgers#bobs burgers fanart#bob's burgers#jimmy pesto jr#zeke bobs burgers#should I tag zesto?#yeeeaaaah#zesto
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Since I stopped regularly posting my art online it's nuts the psyche reset my art brain went through. Ego death of whatever deviantart mentality. I'm back to drawing w markers bc it's fun, baby. Making my weird little things and breaking crafts bc it's not always an unusable result lol. Waiting to get back to my 12yr old mary sue generator brain, it's the next step to making more things I enjoy making
#Creepy chatter#I mean this so genuinely online validation is not the only reward art has for you#You could just have a pile of discovery-filled experiments and honestly what better chance of finding that art thing you want to obsess ove#I have tried some things and hated them recently lol. But like? It was very fun to see the ways the paper would falter#Good info for when I use a similar material in the future also did you know inky paper pulp can add texture on purpose#Grinding my boys leather jacket into a soppy mess and setting it w gel medium#Call that faux leather baby. We're making touch and learn baby book type of art#I need to make another decoupage Bob Ross or I will boil over like a coke w mentos
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doodle dump brought to you by my involuntary sleep deprivation :v
#sketch dump#bob velseb#spooky month#creepypasta#slenderman#fizzarolli#but like little teeny baby fizzy#i literally did not sleep at all last night man i tossed and turned for hours but no dice#so i just kinda gave up and drew all of this instead#and i couldnt be assed to drag out my tablet so you’re getting good old fashioned paper baby#doll's art#dollia harkon#my art#doodle dump#also a random ferret cause i saw the pin i have saved in my clown pinterest board and wanted to draw one#also i’m probably gonna add more to this later but heres what i got so far
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why does thei remind me of stupws
#the stupendium#😎#read all about it! read all about it!#biscuit rations to increase by degree of the masters!#missing baby found in spider we-#oh#well hello there friend!#taht shiny badge there tells me you're here with the ministry of accounting and recounting!#taking the census?#oh well youve picked a spot alright!#theres no shortage of colorful characters here kn the neath#and they all oass through here at the singing mandrake!#let old harry teller show you about#theres a fella up top by the name of#robert rackett#but these days#everyone calls him honest bob#he can talk for england#i should say you pay him a visit!#nice to meet ya guv'nor what you want to know#trying to keep a track of numbers now we've dumped here down below?#oh!#fine come take a look you'll see#im an open book to read#something took this city then this city really took to mean#*me#i'm not a crook or thief!#i just do what i got to do#bloke's still got to eat!#beef is more than a bob or two
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🦇 🦇 🦇
[You're killing it, Nix. 😘]
🦇 vampire jake/human bradley - hangster
(breaking these up to give different hits on what's coming 😘!
“What are you doin’ here, little human?” Sucking in a quick, sharp breath, Bradley made himself lift his eyes and felt his breath catch in his throat as he stared up into endless pools of green. He watched as this man, this vampire, quirked a brow as he stared down at him, waiting him out for his answer.
Sneering at the fledglings, Jake skirts around the edge of the floor until he can fully settle into a darkened corner and watch all of the floor from his vantage point. He truly hates needing to make these trips. To come out here, to the coast.
“But I swear,” Jake begs Javy, pleads with him to understand. To believe him. “I swear I saw him, felt him. He was real, Javy. He was warm and alive.” “Jake,” Javy says, heartbreaking once again for his best friend. “You know that can’t be true, Jake. Bradley’s dead.”
Make Nixie Write!
#redfurrycat#make nixie write#nixie answers#to settle like oxygen#we got bby bradley meeting jake for the first time!!!#jake just before he meets bby bradley for the first time#and the heartbreak of a best friend trying to plead for the answers he wants#and not the ones he gets#poor javy#baby boy just keeps getting put in these tight spots#i need to really write something where he doesn't have to put up with sereshaw nonsense one of these days#i really do#give him his own problems with nat and bob or one or the other#hangster#sereshaw
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hes just so silly
#spooky month#bob velseb#this is a reference to a baby bugs song (very easy to guess)#bob the silly goober i want to bash him over the head with a hammer <3#why do i always draw him when i cant have a ref...#also this is the draft that vanished i had to remake the post sigh
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Since it’s canon now that Marko, Captain and Olli portray the “young” (~50 year old) versions of the Old Gods, I’ve been using these old Poets promo photos as references for what the Old Gods would’ve looked like back in the 1970s when they were in their late 20s/early 30s (assuming that Tor and Odin are about 80 during the events of AW2.) This is definitely how I envision them when I write my Old Gods fic.
It’s my headcanon that the “projections” we see in the Dark Place on In Between With Mr. Door are how they (except Bob, of course, that’s a whole mystery in and of itself) looked in 1988 when they struck the deal with Door and sealed their fates.
Yeah, I spend entirely too much time thinking about this shit. Thanks, Remedy.
#alan wake 2#old gods of asgard#my fic#olli looks like such a baby and i just want to squish him#odin anderson#tor anderson#bob balder
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i think its so inevitable for the team to take up a 100 yr quest at SOME point in time so i might keep the idea that they're doing it, but i won't involve the story & plotlines in the current series. do u get me.
#ooc.#i kinda had this idea already. like. i just assumed everyone knew what i meant tho and#thats not the case so here i am saying it now.#this is obviously not going to be a BIG thing on the blog unless the thread itself is..#taking place during this unlabeled timeframe and/or involves the quest itself.#this also is me rlly wanting to incorporate a fight / anything that happens during that time that results in erza losing her hair bc i need#i NEED that like. yesterday.#also i think she'd look so cute w/ a lil bob...my wife.#me looking @ girls w/ short red hair on pinterest and inserting erza in my head#clutches heart.. she'd look so cute & itd mean so much#in case anyone was wondering tho no she wouldn't keep it.#as in she'd grow it out to the previous length#know that like 75% of the reason im pushing this is bc of the jerza interactions thank you.#im nothing if not predictable#also small hc that erza would be 100% down 4 a 100yr but shes concerned w/ leaving the guild for#such long period u know. so she has her moment of holding it off bc of that but obvi its resolved#just thinking of the time preparing 4 it ykno...my little babies#erza going to snatch s-class quests is something i miss too. i think it happened literally once but still
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